#Robotus

[trenchcoatbees]

Thinking about him tonight

[overgore]

we finally meet ?

[sin-sidejob]

B O O T I N G ….

… Alpha Beta Robotus

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| Alpha Beta Robotus Masterlist / image cred to @outismm / main masterlist

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Fanfics / Ficlets

The Sea Rises To Meet Us:

: ̗̀➛ afab / NSFW / mershark!au

Of Kings And Kingmakers

: ̗̀➛ afab / NSFW / mafia!au

Dearest Memory

: ̗̀➛ gn / SFW / you dance with him

La Petite Mort

: ̗̀➛ gn / NSFW / AB gets off on you and your French skills

Halloween

: ̗̀➛ afab / NSFW / demon AB

Oral Preferences

: ̗̀➛ afab / NSFW / how he likes to eat you out

Perfection In Practice

: ̗̀➛ gn / SFW / getting caught professing to his hologram

Drabbles

➛ Valentine’s

➛ New Years

➛ Jealous

➛ Breeding Kink

➛ Part 2

➛ Comfort

➛ Gaslighting (but smutty)

➛ Angsty

➛ Part 2

➛ Part 3

➛ Blood Kink

➛ Interruptions

Headcanons

: ̗̀ general headcanons

: ̗̀ what to text him to send him running your way

: ̗̀ you flash your tits in an argument

: ̗̀ he loves you in tiny skirts and dresses

: ̗̀ what he watches

: ̗̀ fancast for Alpha-Beta

: ̗̀ his dick

: ̗̀ giving head

: ̗̀ his preferences for your nails

: ̗̀ his sexual inexperience

: ̗̀ dickless AB

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REBOOT SUCCESSFUL

… SYSTEM NOW ONLINE

[centauryscrubs]

babygirls of the century

(and some mini runner-ups!)

(andre’s skin really is that shiny! he told me)

[jebtruther]

I forgot to post pt2 so

[tenpixelsusie]

part 1 of netflix's inside job takes place in late 2021, with episode 1, unpresidented, sometime around november 2021. in said episode, reagan plugs her phone into alpha beta, uploading all current knowledge of the internet, including social media sites like facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc. into his hard drive.

with this information we can conclude that he knows what tumblr sexymen are, and by extension, the onceler, sans undertale, and of course, vriska homestuck.

if we remember the key detail that ALL information on the internet before and during november 2021 were uploaded into his hard drive, we can make the claim that alpha beta knows what undertale/deltarune are, and that key detail starts a domino line of utdr leads to toby fox leads to andrew hussie leads to the reasonable conclusion that he has canonically read homestuck.

[cowboylovin]

I forgor that I never posted this so

Biblically accurate Mateo and AB

[flagpeace]

Fictional President Election Round 2 Bracket 8

[marshberri]

cold and calculated machine

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

[cartoonloserr]

i’d never realise how funny alpha beta/ robotus is

[tokosparrow]

guys i’m working on requests rn so don’t worry. also please send robotus requests, hes flooded my head these last few days

[overgore]

🤖

[centauryscrubs]

ok so, there’s a LOT of reasons why inside job is one of my favourite gone-too-soon tv shows ever (fuck you netflix) and i could probably list them all and talk about them extensively (and i might in a future post!) but the couple that really did it for me were:

1. that they didn’t make reagan and brett a couple. this is SO important to me. the trope of “hetero friends to lovers” is overdone to the point of society expecting it/finding it weird when it’s not there. the fact that brett and reagan are just… literally best friends is so much sweeter than them being a couple. for me, at least. it just wouldn’t really suit them either, y’know? brett (imo) is more focused on strengthening PLATONIC bonds, because having friends isn’t something he really had as a child. and that’s the same for reagan! (plus she had ron. and EVEN THOUGH BRETT DIDNT REALLY LIKE HIM AT FIRST, HE STILL ACCEPTED AND RESPECTED THEIR RELATIONSHIP!! AND DIDNT BREAK IT UP!! in fact HE tried to change HIMSELF so that he’d like ron!!! if that’s not some serious ride or die friendship between brett and reagan idk what is! it’s not like brett was ever a third wheel when ron came along either!!)

connected to 1. — tamiko’s relationship/s is/are a perfect example of when het interactions can go well, regardless of if there are romantic feelings or not. with rand, it resulted in divorce BUT they did have fleeting romantic moments which were sweet, as well as some generally funny scenes together! the “date” with alpha-beta ended up in him learning how to love, despite tamiko being disgusted by his appearance/robotic physicality. i’ll admit i don’t even like ron x reagan that much, but their relationship worked too; the slight rivals to lovers trope was established well and it was very healthy for both of them!

2. that Miss Shion wasn’t afraid to show two men kissing. even if it was an accidental kiss. but also just bromances and homoeroticism in general. andre and myc being besties AND being in an orgy together??? amazing, andre getting mushroom herpes was worth it. rand and hannibal lecter lookalike being made to kiss, and then the latter going “UNLESS…?”??? so funny and much more entertaining than if it didn’t happen at all.

connected to 2. — they didn’t make characters’ sexuality their whole personality!! even the queer one/s!!! andre being described as “alwayssexual” was a funny, fleeting comedy moment and that was all! (i’m also counting the questionable quips like brett going “take your clothes off!!” at ron and ron asking reagan if she told everyone about his dingdong. btw brett is bicurious he told me)

in conclusion: canon queer characters are cool and het relationships (both romantic and platonic) CAN be portrayed very well, if done right!

[maschinenfick]

I cannot help that this song about eating food might be the banger™ of the new Alexander Marcus Album, scratching my itching brain

[mistermixmania]

Der “King of Electrolore” Alexander Marcus veröffentlicht 6. Studio-Album – ROBOTUS http://dlvr.it/SvjnbG