#Rick is caught in 4K

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What's better than this, just guys being dudes, best friends, bros, homies, guys...

Inspired by this post by @twink-ricksanchez .

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Soft Touches

Description: you and your dealer Eddie get a little closer than anticipated.

Warnings: acquaintances to lovers, reader is AFAB, weed smoking (both parties so no real dub con), fem oral receiving, praise kink, p in v unprotected sex.

A/N: It's my birthday! And I'm high, and horny, so happy birthday! If you've read my work you KNOW I'm a sucker for the first time y/n fucks Eddie. When I'm a benevolent dictator it shall be a universal holiday ;)

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“Eddie, what the hell was in that?” 

Floating in a cloud of your high, the entire room seemed to glow in pink and orange, senses tinged in a sunset glow. You were definitely stoned out of your tree if you were comparing Eddie's stuffy, cramped room to a breath-taking sunset. 

“It's a new strain I got from Rick. You feeling it?” 

“Oh, I'm feeling it alright. I can hear colours.” 

Eddie's rich laugh echoed off the walls of his trailer. He laid on the bed casually, one arm slung beneath his head making his tight t-shirt ride up slightly. Just a peek of his happy trail was on display, which you tried, and failed, not to stare at. 

It was proving difficult, especially since you sat criss-cross apple sauce on his floor. His body was eye level, handcuff belt shining softly in the low light. The glint of that drew your eyes even lower, concentrating on the bulge you could see in his jeans.

You thought you were being sneaky. You absolutely were not. 

“Hey, sweetheart, you gonna answer me or just stare at my dick?” 

“Huh?” 

Shaking your head as if to clear it, you finally met his gaze. 

“I said, you can come lay up here if you want.” 

Halfway between getting up and still in a weird little crouch his words finally filtered through your addled brain. 

“I wasn't staring at your dick!” 

“Whatever you say, baby girl.” 

Frozen, mind empty of comebacks, you clambered out of your goblin stance and stood up, when the blood decided to rush to your head. 

“Oh Holy shit.” 

Your knees buckled, and you would have ended up face first on Eddie's carpet if he hadn't caught you. 

“Easy there, I've got you.” 

Eddie's firm hands held your upper arms tightly as he manoeuvred you to sit on his bed. The room was spinning, everything was drifting out of focus. 

“I need to lie down.” 

Eddie pulled you towards his pillows and laid you down gently, picking your legs up and settling them on the bed with you. Staring up at his off white ceiling, things began to drift back in. Once the room finally stopped swooping around in your vision, you started to come to your senses. 

You are on Eddie Munson's bed. You knew him, sure, only in a ‘can I come round so you can smoke us out and listen to music’ kind of way. You'd hardly call him a friend. This though, feeling the heat of his body next to you, him leaning on his side staring at you worriedly seemed entirely outside of your current arrangement. 

Suddenly the air was stifling, Eddie's warmth only exacerbating the matter. 

“You alright?” 

“Yeah, just really warm. And fucking high.” 

Eddie laughed, relieved.

“Thank fuck, I was scared for a minute.” 

You fumbled at the hem of your oversized sweater, attempting to wriggle it up your body but all motor skills were beyond you right now. 

“Eddie.” You pouted at him, flapping the edge of your sweater with frustrated hands. 

“You want this off?” 

“Please.” 

He flashed you a mischievous grin and pulled up upright, beginning to draw the offensive sweater up and over your form. 

“Didn't think you'd be begging me to undress you sweetheart.” 

Rolling your eyes in response, you held your arms over your head like a petulant toddler. Sweater removed and tossed to the foot of the bed, you risked a glance at Eddie. He was entirely preoccupied, staring at your bare midriff that was now on display. 

“It's a crop top Eddie, get over it.” 

Flinging yourself back down on the pillow, Eddie coughed, looking a little flustered, and settled in next to you. 

“Sorry, I didn't expect it. You always wear baggy shit.” 

“Comfortable shit, thank you. I come here to smoke, it's not New York fashion week.”

Eddie ran a finger across you, just below your belly button. The barely there touch blazed across your skin. 

“I didn't know you had your belly button pierced.” 

Looking down, you watch as his fingers circle it, then flick the little jewel dangling off the end. Thighs clamping together out of sheer necessity, you attempt to ignore it. 

“Yeah, got it done when I was like 15, two towns over. Probably my least painful piercing. Apart from ears, of course.”

Apparently, Rick's new strain also makes you run your mouth, as well as being insanely warm and horny. It seemed you had captured Eddie's attention. He turned further towards you, one hand holding his head up. The other, much to your relief, stayed on your stomach. You're not sure he was even aware he was still stroking your skin. 

“Least painful? What other piercings do you have?” 

You seriously considered dodging the question, but it's difficult to be devious directly to those big wet eyes of his. It's like trying to lie to a baby cow. 

“Well, I got my nose done, but the piercing fell out and I didn't bother to get a new one. That one stung. But the worst had to be my… my nipples.” 

The whole bed lurched as Eddie jumped up and sat cross legged facing you. He practically flew into action, grabbing his cigarettes and a lighter as if you were about to tell him some epic tale. 

“Right, tell me everything.” 

Whilst laughing at his wide eyed expression, you realise he's being completely serious. 

“Well, they er, they like, sanitise the… area, draw a dot where they're going to pierce you and tell you to take a deep breath in and it's done. It's super quick actually. It's more the after part that hurts. Why are you interested?” 

Eddie pushes his hair behind one ear, the tip of it is glowing scarlet, you notice. 

“I was thinking about getting it done my last birthday but I didn't have the cash.” 

He's staring at you, nervously chewing on a hang nail. You can practically see the unasked question dancing on his tongue. You weren't going to offer, hell no. If he wants to see he has to ask. The thing is, the way your tummy is bubbling right now, you don't think you could say no to those eyes of his. 

The question remains unsaid. He merely offers you a drag on his cigarette which you take gratefully, before he's stubbing it out and laying back down next to you. 

“How you feeling now? Bit less baked?” 

“Oh I'm still fucked, but I can see straight and I don't feel sick.” 

His fingers begin their dance again, skating over your exposed flesh, stroking down your side to your hip, across your stomach, and back again. You want to mention it. He's never touched you like this before, but you also don't want him to stop. 

“Good. Not inviting you over again if you hurl on my bed.” 

Giggling, you turn and face him. You're both on your sides now, knees close to knocking. His shirts ridden up again and before you can even register what you're doing you've placed a delicate hand on his hip. His eyes widened briefly, but that's it. Both of you are touching the others bare flesh, whispers of touches. Little, tentative things, like the bursting of soap bubbles on skin. 

“I wouldn't hurl on your bed. I'm sure I'd at least make it to the bathroom. I'm not an animal.” 

Eddie just grins in response, and you look at each other, really look. His dopey smile is the same as yours, and it seems neither of you want to mention how this seems to be rolling into very unfamiliar territory. 

“Eddie?” 

“Hmm?” 

“Why are you touching me?” 

He pushes infinitesimally closer, his knee now slotting between yours. It's a small gesture, but suddenly the situation feels even more intimate than before. 

“Because. Because it feels good. You're soft, and warm. And you keep making little noises.” 

“I do?” 

He smooths his hand higher, thumb dragging along the underside of your breast, and you let out a tiny, quivering whimper.

“See? Like that.” 

Opening your legs slightly wider, Eddie's knee pushes naturally further forward, his thigh now wedged between yours. His breath is fanning your nose; cigarettes, weed, and sweet snacks. 

“So sweetheart, why are you touching me?” 

Your hand presses a little more firmly, snaking underneath the hem of his shirt. With no complaint forthcoming, you reach further up, stroking his side, up over his ribs, and back down again. He responds in kind. Every kiss of fingers is electrifying, filling the room with a soft, dense tension. 

“Because it feels good. Because I saw a bit of skin and I couldn't resist.” 

“Yeah?” He's smirking as he says it, but you're beyond playing games at this point. 

“Yeah.” 

“I didn't know I was irresistible.”

You pinch his skin a little and he stares at you like you just betrayed him. 

“I didn't say that, you're twisting my words.” 

“Pretty sure I heard-” 

Cutting him off with a tickle to the ribs, he grabs your hand to stop you. 

“OK, OK! You were right, I was wrong. Nice touches again please.” 

His hand swiftly makes its way back to your skin and you continue to stroke him. 

“Nice touches?” 

“Yeah, it feels really good.” 

Running your hand up, you graze his nipple, and then bring it back down, down, until you reach the top of his jeans. You graze a finger, just one, under them, sweeping across his tensing abs. Then, you move up to more innocent flesh. 

“Jesus Christ.” 

Eddie's chest is heaving, fingers pressing indents into your flesh. 

“Nice enough?” you're the one smirking this time, pleased at the effect you're having on him. 

“Yeah.” 

It's barely a word, more of a breath. You scoot closer toward him, just a couple of inches, but it's close enough to feel his thigh start to press against your heat. Gasping at the pressure, you rub subtly against his thigh to try and relieve your mounting feelings, no matter how slightly. 

Eddie's hand starts making a trembling journey up your form, fingers twisting underneath your top. Feeling the underside of your bare breast, you both gasp. Eddie undoubtedly because you weren't wearing a bra, you because, well, the obvious. The slightest graze had your nipple hardening instantly, hips rocking forward without your control. 

“Is this OK?” 

“Yeah. Please.” 

Fingers stretching further, Eddie finally brushes your nipple. The feeling is magnified by your piercing; they've felt more sensitive since you got them done.

The moan that escapes is louder than you meant but it couldn't be helped. This simple touch is igniting through your nerves and rushing to your high brain. 

“Shit, they are pierced.” 

It seems to be a thought that Eddie said out loud by accident as he rubs his fingers over your ruddy nipple, slowly circling the silver balls of the jewellery. 

Another moan breaks from you, even louder this time.

“Fuuuuck Eddie.” 

“Yeah?” 

His touches become firmer, rubbing your nipple between thumb and forefinger, mapping the way your face scrunches up with his eyes.

“Yeah, jeez. They're really sensitive.” 

Practically panting in each other's mouths, your noses rub together. 

“Can- can I kiss you?” 

His words are so hesitant that it makes you giggle. Pressing your lips in a swift kiss to his full bottom lip, you respond. 

“I'd be mad if you didn't.” 

Eddie wastes no more time, pressing a hot open mouthed kiss to you that you reciprocate in kind. You keep it slow, leisurely traversing new territory with soft, exploring tongues. Naturally your arms encircle him, pulling him closer, closer. His arm snakes around your back as your bodies press together, like puzzle pieces slotting together and finding their perfect match. Eventually you break away to take a gasping breath as Eddie presses kisses to your collarbone.

“I don't know why we waited so long to do that.” 

“We? I thought you just wanted me for free drugs!” 

You giggled loudly at that, so loud it came out as a snort, but it didn't matter. The moment was so honest that being cool had nothing to do with it. You were bare, in a way, and so was he. 

Eddie chuckled with you as he slowly but surely pushed you onto your back, slipping both of his legs between yours. Pushing your hips up, you feel his hardness graze your pubic bone. 

“Eddie?” 

He hums a response, lips and tongue busy loving on your neck. You tug at the hem of your top and pull upwards. Eddie gets the message, moving out of the way briefly so you can strip it off. 

There you are, bare chested in front of him. You'd be nervous, if you hadn't seen the longing in his eyes. He's kneeling, one arm leaning on the mattress whilst the other compulsively strokes your side. 

“Jesus Christ your tits are perfect.” 

The moment stretches just a little too long for comfort; you're a hair's breadth away from crossing your arms over your chest when Eddie leans down and runs his tongue around and around one nipple. Mewling pathetically, you lace your fingers in Eddie's soft waves and tug. In response his teeth graze you as he sucks softly; then he gives the other just as much attention. 

Shuddering and wriggling under him, you can't do anything but whine, your hips undulating upwards to chase some friction, some release, anything. 

“Eddie, please, I need you.” 

“Umph,” He responds, muffled by your chest, “I need you to say that again.” 

“Eddie I swear to God if you don't- ” 

He laughs, cutting off your sentence. 

“Alright baby girl, I got you.” 

Working his way down your front, he takes his time planting soft kisses, making you writhe at each touch of his lips, until he reaches your shorts. 

Flicking the button open, he slowly drags the zip down and finds the little sliver of red panties poking out. 

“Hearts? Cute.” 

Thick fingers plunge into your clothes and pull them away, flinging your shorts and panties across the room into the void that was Eddie's carpet. 

Insecurity finally gripped its claws into you. What if he didn't like what you looked like down there, smelled like, tasted like? 

A moment of unadulterated panic, and then Eddie licked his tongue, slowly yet firmly, between your lips and all the way up. Barging your thighs further apart with his shoulders, he rooted your clit out with his tongue, running dizzying circles and sucking at it desperately. 

Eddie's moans rivalled your own, such neediness etched in you swear his fingerprints will be left on the outside of your thighs like tattoos, simply from the force he held you with. Barely able to shake, you compensated by pulling his hair and guiding his tongue exactly where you needed it. 

He pushed a thick calloused finger into you slowly, looking up at you as he did so. You back arched off the bed. He felt around, staring at you with such intensity you that you were seconds away from telling him to quit staring when-

“Oh God, oh fuck!” 

Eddie smirked, sliding another finger in gently to join the first, and worked your clit between his lips. He incessantly stroked a spot inside that you'd never reach on your own, a firm, beckoning gesture as if he were willing your orgasm to come hither. 

It was working. Your insides tingle, a tightness pulling straight from your gut and shooting out to your fingers and toes. Beyond control by this point, your hand pulls his hair tightly. To your amazement, his other hand reaches out to you, seeking, and you lace your fingers in his own. 

As soon as your digits touched, you were gone. Your release plummets out of you, shaking through every bone you have, leaving you a twitching puddle of a woman. His fingers chase after it, dragging every inch of squelching pleasure out of your insides until you're tugging him away and begging for it to stop. 

As he moved back up your body, licking and sucking as he did so, you tried to think of an answer to the smug grin he was just about to flash at you. 

There was none. Brain unravelled, threads wound into your nerves instead of your thoughts, you laid there, ruminating on how he'd made you come faster than any other man.

Eddie hovered over you, nose nudging your own. He must have wiped his mouth at some point whilst you were in la la land. 

“Hey pretty girl.”

“Eddie, you're really fuckin’ good at that.”

“I know.”

You laugh, tapping his side.

“Cocky.”

“Confident.”

Before you can retort his mouth is back on you, peppering kisses to your jaw, as his solid member presses into your naked heat.

“Fuck Eddie, please, please please-”

“Please what baby girl?” He asks, then sucks a hickey on your neck. 

Pulling him towards you by his shirt collar, you bite down sharply on his earlobe, pulling a little groan from his chest.

“I want you to stuff me full Eddie. I'm- I'm on birth control. Fill me up.” 

You can practically feel Eddie's eyes roll to the back of his head.

“Fuck, you can't just say that, I nearly busted in my pants!” 

Pulling himself off you for the shortest time he could, he peels his t-shirt over his head and flops back on top of you. Desperate kisses and urgent gropes spill from you both; grinding, needy things that tore at clothes and grasped at flesh. 

After fiddling and failing with his belt, you huff and tug harshly at his waistband. He chuckles, biting at your bottom lip as he unlatches it with ease and then wriggles his pants and boxers down his legs with urgency. 

More desperate grasps, teeth and tongues clashing violently, your hand reaching down to clutch at his- 

“Holy hell!” 

His eyes widen, hands coming to a halt, waiting for the rest of your sentence. You're too busy trying to glance down his front as he hovers over you, your fist firmly stroking his hardened cock.

“You're huge Eddie!” 

He smirks and thrusts into your hand, the velvet smoothness of his dick massaged  by your palm. 

“Bet you say that to all the guys.”

“Er, no, Rick's made some truth serum or some shit because that's the biggest I've ever felt.” 

You guide him firmly towards your entrance, dragging the tip of his enlarged cock through your slickened folds. He quivers over you, arms thick with tension. 

“Baby girl just, just slip it inside, please-” 

“Now who's begging?” 

Grinning mischievously, you wait for him to start forming an answer with his mouth when you slip the head inside your sopping opening. His open mouth turns into a long drawn out moan. 

You would tease him if the feeling of him splitting you open wasn't all consuming. Which it fucking is. He just keeps pushing, and pushing, until his chest is flush with yours and he's mumbling platitudes in your ear. 

“Doing so good for me. Such a naughty, naughty girl. Getting filled up by her drug dealer? Baby girls a little dirty, isn't she?”

You're trying not to let him know how much his words affect you, but the fluttering of your satin like walls tells a different story. 

“You're not my dealer.” 

“Oh really? I'm not?” 

Pulling out nearly all the way and pushing back in, you bite your lip at the drag against your insides.

“Dealer implies I buy shit. You just give it to me, like a little simp.”

Eddie's mouth drops open in mock outrage.

“You want me to give it to you now? I'll fucking give it to you baby.” 

Hooking an arm under your thigh, Eddie thrusts into you hard and devastatingly deep. And again, and again, until you start moaning wantonly right in his face, all bravado forgotten.

“Yeah? Atta girl. That good baby? Wanna feel me right here?” 

His other hand pushes against your lower stomach, the pressure deepening the pleasure he's giving you tenfold. 

“Oh Eddie, oh fuckfuckfuck!!” 

Your release explodes out of your cunt with a gush, liquid spurting out of you so hard you nearly force his impressive length out. It waves drastically, like the sea against the shore, washing and washing over you until it's hard to breathe. 

“Baby, baby! Holy shit, I think you squirted.” 

“Ya think? My God, that was… mind blowing.” 

“Yeah?” 

Looking up at him, you expect that arrogant grin, but he just looks pleased and innocent. Like a kid at Christmas. 

“Yeah, fuck yeah.”

Rolling him over with all the power left in your thighs, you pin him down and move firmly into him, ferality taking over your actions. 

“Jesus Christ, you are a dirty girl, aren't you?” 

“Maybe just a little.” 

Smirking, you hump against him, your swollen clit bumping against his pubic bone on each delicious pass. 

“Holy shit, I'm not complaining- fuck, what the- what are you doing? Jesus Christ!” 

You bounce hard on him. Seeing him writhe under you is a special kind of power, one you aren't willing to let go of. Ever.

“Fuck, b-baby girl, you're gonna make me come!” 

His intense moans spur you on further. Unable to bounce so much on shaky knees you snuggle down close to him, arms clutching his shoulders, as you grind into him. It's massaging sensations into your clit, as well as teasing your g spot with his imposing length. 

“I can't, I’m-  baby girl-” 

“I'm gonna come, Eddie please, fill me up, I wanna feel it, I wanna feel your cum inside me, please, fuckin’ breed me Eddie. Oh fuck!” 

Quivering against him uncontrollably, your legs give out, collapsing on his body as he tenses and releases inside of you. It spurs your own orgasm, snaking up your spine and gripping on your system like a fly caught in honey. An open mouthed scream is all you give him, silent but chock full of feeling, as your back arches in its own tension. 

As it curls out of you, your back gives up, and you flop forward, bones turned to pudding. 

“Well.” is all that comes out, a puff of a word, just air escaping from a collapsing chest.

“Well.” Eddie responds, waiting for what you're about to say. 

You're sure he doesn't expect it. A laugh bubbles out; a weird, inside laugh, that you probably should never share with anyone. But it keeps coming. And coming. Laughing uncontrollably, you roll off of him and try to get your stomach muscles in check. 

You'd be worried about his reaction, if he wasn't laughing with you. It was this odd mixture of tension and relief that was bursting in the air, a barrier broken and left crumbling at your feet. 

“Eddie. Fuck, Eddie.” 

“Yeah?”

‘Yeah.”

His heated hand found yours, and squeezed your fingers hard. For some reason, it felt more intimate than all of this combined. 

Giggling again, you lean into his chest, fingers dipping up to weave into his hair. 

“Baby girl, you can't just-” 

“What? Pull your hair? Because you like it?” 

Tugging on his hair dramatically, Eddie tosses his head back and groans. 

“Knew it.”

“Yeah, yeah, certified genius. It's like you don't wanna be railed again.” 

Huffing, you pull yourself on top of him again, hardened nipples brushing softly against his flesh. 

“Oh, I think I'll be the one railing you. You wanna make a bet, for next time?” 

Smug grin forgotten, Eddie stares at you in disbelief.

“Next time?” 

“Well, I hope so. Got to be the best I've ever had.” 

Stupid Rick and his stupid strain. 

“Best you've ever had?” 

“Fuck you.” 

“Only if you wanna.” 

The teasing stopped. At least for now. It was pretty clear, your need for each other was outranking any goading you'd been sharing. 

At least for now… 

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“Jessie’s Girl”

matt sturniolo x reader

author note: inspired by the song Jessie’s Girl by rick springfield

summary: matt has a thing for his friend jessie’s girlfriend, and jessie treats her like shit so he tried his best to show her she truly deserves better

warnings: angst | y/ns bf is a cheating asshole | use of y/n😣 | cheating (jessie not y/n| smut (i couldn’t help myself | oral fem!recieving | grinding | p in v | riding | i think that’s it 🤞| sub!matt (kinda) |

word count: about 4k

matt’s pov.

i watched as they danced in the moonlight together in the parking lot we decided to hang out in, i sat on the curb watching them. he twirled her with a bland expression on his face. the rest of our friends were lost in their own conversation, something about internet drama is all i could assume they were talking about from what i had eavesdropped. it was so hard to try and be active in the conversation when she looks so happy with him. him of all people. he twirled and twirled her and she fluttered around him so gracefully.

she was truly the most beautiful girl i’d ever seen. she was flawless in every way. no matter what she seemed to do i couldn’t help but be infatuated with her.

i knew it was wrong, to look at someone else’s girlfriend like that, but he treated her so terribly. he would lie to her and ignore her, and what from i could tell she didn’t notice how badly he treated her. she didn’t realize how she deserved so much better. she deserved the moon and the stars. but she didn’t realize that.

i wanted to make her realize it. i wanted to tell her how badly i wanted to kiss the ground she walked on. how badly i wanted to show her she truly deserved to be loved. not held down like she was with Jessie.

“matt?”

i was broken out of my trance by her soft, beautiful voice.

“are you okay matt?” she bent down to meet my gaze, i looked up to see jessie walking off to the convenience store far off in the distance.

“yeah im sorry jus’ thinking”

she quickly glanced at the ground and giggled as she picked up a penny next to my foot. she sat down next to me on the curb

“penny for your thoughts?” she asked letting out a light giggle

god her laugh was so pretty

i took the penny from her before smiling and just changing the subject.

i kept that penny on my bedside table.

—————

it was some random thursday night, i was with nate, chris, a few other guys, and jessie.

(not excluding nick!! i love nick!! he just wouldn’t hang out with something like jessie)

we were all kind of doing our own thing at this point, everybody was either watching the movie or on their phones.

jessie being one of the people on their phone.

he kept huffing and laughing every once in a while, which caught both mine and chris’s attention.

“you texting your little girlfriend over there?” chris spoke in jessie’s direction, breaking the silence in the room.

“nah i’m texting this chick i met last night at a party”

what the fuck?

“wait what?” i made eye contact with chris, and i could tell nate was uncomfortable with it from the way he tensed.

“yeah dude she’s so hot you wouldn’t believe it, i’m trying link with her”jessie spoke with confidence.

are you fucking kidding me?

“so you’re cheating on y/n?” i asked, trying to regulate my tone

“yeah what about it?”

i suddenly felt a wave of anxiety crash through me and my heart dropped.

“uhm- nothing”

why couldn’t i stand up for her? why couldn’t i tell him he was being an asshole?

thinking back on it, i think i didn’t want to be a problem.

—-

Me, Chris, Nick, Nate, Jessie, and Y/n were all in our hot tub,

she looked so beautiful, the sun had long set and the moonlight bounced off of her pretty hair, she was wearing a blue bikini, it was my favorite color and she just happened to look so beautiful in blue. even though i couldn’t see much due to the rippling water, i tried my best not to let me eyes wonder down her beautiful body.

her and jessie were having their own conversation while i ‘listened’ to nick, chris, and nate’s conversation.

i kept peering over at Jessie and y/n, their conversation seems civil for a while, her letting out giggles and he let out the occasional bored huff.

but, his face slowly fell into a more angry look, hers a sad one.

nate, chris, and nick had wondered into the house for ,what i think they said, a drink.

i tried to keep my gaze away from them but his voice started getting louder, and before i knew it he was full on yelling at her

“no! no you’re fucking crazy! i can’t deal with your bullshit! you’re overreacting! i can’t ever fucking understand why you come at me with bullshit like this! we’re done i’m fuckin done!” he shouted mere inches from her face before getting up abruptly and storming out of the backyard, not a minute later i heard his car start and pull away.

he had broken up with her three times now, i wanted to say something but i felt glued to my seat, before i heard a hiccup come from her

oh no.

“oh matt im so sorry” her knees came up to her chest and a hand made its way to her mouth

“why are you apologizing to me? you didn’t do anything.” i immediately made my way over to her side

“did you hear him? clearly i did”

“no he’s dumb. can i ask what you said for him to do that? and im not saying it’s your fault i just wanna know what triggered him, but you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want” i rambled out, it’s like i couldn’t stop my words from pouring out to her

“uhm- *hiccup* he brought up something about last week last week and i remembered last friday, uhm he told me he was with you guys. but then nick posted your guy’s friday video and in the video you said that you had filmed the same day you were posting- so there was no way he was with you at all right? was he?”

“no y/n im so sorry he wasn’t. me nick and chris only left the house that day to record. i’m so sorry” i felt like my heart was crumbling and fading away. i couldn’t stand to see her so heartbroken

“oh no matt don’t apologize i should’ve asked you instead of him- god i’m so sorry i didn’t mean to start anything” her waterline suddenly filled and the sight broke me.

she was a much too beautiful person, inside and out, to be crying, especially over such an asshole.

“y/n, i’m gonna tell you something and please don’t get mad at me for not telling you sooner- i promise you i was going to tell you i just haven’t gotten a moment alone with you” i shuddered at the thought of hurting her anymore. but she deserved the truth.

“okay.. what is it matty?”

god that nickname.

“so, couple of weeks ago, we were having that boys night right? and… he kept laughing at his phone and chris asked if he was texting you. but he said no.. and said he was talking to some girl he had met at a party and-“ i stuttered, my hands started to shake under the water, i had suddenly felt so nervous under her gaze, why did i have to be the one to tell her? why do i have to break her heart anymore?

she noticed from the way the water rippled above my hands, she rested her own on top of my shaky ones, moving her thumb in slow circles.

“it’s okay matt. i trust you okay?”

i nodded before starting again, “he said that he was trying to sleep with her.”

she suddenly froze, not that i blame her. the circles she had been making on my hands had ceased, and her face remained the same. but from the way her eyes were i could tell something had clicked inside of her.

“y/n im so sorry you had to find out from me- im so sorry”

“uhm no matt it’s okay.” she let out in the most monotonous voice id ever heard come out of her. she was always so full of life and in this moment i couldn’t help but want to cry for her.

she didn’t deserve to feel any kind of pain. ever. and to know i was the one initiating part of her pain? god i wanted to take it all back. but she deserved to know. it was only right that she knew.

“no im so sorry, you don’t deserve any of that at all”

“matt you don’t have to lie it’s okay” she let out a light scoff

“lie? what do you mean?” why would she accuse me of lying?

she seemed genuinely confused by my question

“saying i deserve better- jessie made it clear that-“

“i don’t give a fuck what jessie told you- you deserve so much better than what he ever showed you. you’re such a beautiful person. you deserve to be loved by someone who truly cares for you and truly loves you, and i know that it sucks, but you won’t find that in jessie. you truly are an amazing person y/n and you deserve the very best”

i had kind of zoned out with my ramble, but i focused back in to meet her powerful gaze, her waterline had suddenly filled with tears again

“oh y/n- im sorry i didn’t mean to overstep”

her arms suddenly wrapped around me, hugging me, half her body on top of mine.

she had pulled away slight to meet my eyes, “you mean it?”

“every word.” god i wish she knew the power she held over me. i wanted her to ruin me-

not the time.

“matt you’re the sweetest- most genuine person i’ve ever met”

she wrapped her self back around me, her head going into my neck.

“y/n i’m always here for you- no matter what okay? text, call, in person, anything okay?”

“okay matt, i’m gonna have to unblock you jessie made me a whole ago” she giggled

“i was wondering why my happy birthday to you didn’t go through” i let out a light laugh. it stung that she has done that but who am i to say anything?

—————

me nick and chris, and im pretty sure nate, had hardly talked to jessie after everything had went town. Chris told me he and nick saw jessie storm out that night and saw me go over to y/n and decided to stay out of it.

it had been weeks since i last saw her in person. We had texted quite regularly but she was struggling to get out of the house, which i understood, and i had wanted to ask if i could come over or something like that but i didn’t want to overstep.

it was 3:42 in the morning, i was mindlessly scrolling on my phone, nick had fallen asleep and i think chris was playing fortnite.

everything had been quiet until my phone started to ring.

y/n.

i immediately picked up

“hey what’s up?”

i heard shuffling before it went silent, and then i heard sniffling.

“hey matt- uhm so you remember when you said i could come to you? for like anything?”

“yeah i do why? what happened?” i sat up in my bed, my blanket falling off of me.

“uhm so - im outside of jessie’s apartment, i just came to grab some of my things and i ubered so i dont have my car and- my phones at 2 percent and i dont wanna risk anything and i was wondering if you could maybe come pick me up? if not it’s okay i can try and-“

“ill get there as fast as i can” i hung up the phone and quickly grabbed some slip on shoes and ran down stairs, making my way out the door and into my car.

jessie’s apartment building wasn’t too far from my, nick, and chris’s house so i got there within five minutes.

i parked on the side of the road and immediately got out of the car and ran to her, she was sitting on the from steps of the building, she stood and i wrapped my arms around her.

she had been crying and seemingly got louder when i had hugged her.

“matt im so sorry”

“don’t be” i pulled away and lifted my hand to slip her hair behind her ear

“let’s get you home pretty girl”

“uhm matt? i’m sorry to ask for more- but do you think i could stay at yours tonight?”

“of course, come on” i led her to my car, hand in hand.

-

once we made it home i gave her some more comfortable clothes to change into, a pair of my sweats and a t-shirt.

we had made our way to my bed, i put on a movie of her choice , she chose ‘10 things i hate about you’

i had seen it before and my heart couldn’t help but swell at her choice because when she made the choice she had said, “since i know you also like this movie”

she knew the things that i liked.

could she get any more perfect?

i glanced over at her, just to check on her, only to meet her eyes.

“oh- i’m sorry” she stuttered out- moving her gaze back to the tv

“i’m gonna start tickling you every time you apologize” my hand krept its way towards her

“wait! no!” she practically screamed before quieting down remembering how late it was

i made contact with her ribs and started jabbing and tickling her .

“matt!” she whisper yelled and giggled and twisted around.

she had shot up at this point, grabbing my hands and tried to get me back, only to fall into me.

my cheeks flushed at the new position we were in, my arms were pinned to the sides of my head, her body had landed on mine and she was now straddling me

she giggled before letting go of my arms and sitting up.

“what you give up?”

god it was a beautiful sight to see her being confident.

in that moment everything in my head crumbled away, and i acted simply on impulse.

my hands moved to her lower back and pulled her down into me. as she fell towards me i quickly slipped one hand to her face and guided it towards my own.

once her lips made contact with mine, i heard her let out a light gasp

she pulled away, a few inches away from my face

“matt?”

my actions had suddenly come crashing down onto me- i panicked and realize what i had done

“oh my god i’m so sorry- i should have asked- i’m so sorry” before i could ramble any further her lips came crashing down again.

oh my god.

her lips moved in a soft rhythm and i couldn’t help but let out a low whimper.

god the power she held over me.

her hands nestled upon my face and she pushed further into me.

holy fuck is this real?

i could feel my dick harden at the thoughts that flooded through my mind. god please don’t be the wrong time.

“matt? are you..?” she glanced down quickly before meeting my eyes again

“yeah.. fuck i’m sorry if it’s not the right time”

she simply smirked before crashing back down into me, when she came down her body shifted in a way that she moved acrossed my length.

my breath hitched against her soft lips, i felt her smile into the kiss before her hips moved back and forth against mine

her movements sent a sort of shockwave throughout my lower stomach.

she pulled away to breath,“do you wanna keep going?” she smiled down at me

“oh god please”

she giggled before halting anything she was thinking , “are you gonna want to switch?”

“like positions?”

she nodded

“can i be honest?”

“of course matty, you know that”

“i have never wanted anybody to ever be on top of me more than i do in this moment”

this time her cheeks flushed.

“unless you wanna switch- because if you do we can and i don’t have a problem with it”

“no- probably a bad time to speak about him but jessie never let me- no matter how badly i wanted to” she smirked down at me before getting up and standing next to the bed.

she took off her shirt and pants before getting back on the bed

“can i try something first?”

“ofcourse matty i trust you”

i stood up, removing my shirt as i did so

“sit up at the headboard baby” i directed her before going to the end of the bed, meeting her halfway.

i scooted up forward towards her. i looked at her eyes to search for any signs she was uncomfortable, i put a hand on each of her knees before slowly spreading her legs apart

i looked to see her eyes had widened in a sort of shocked look

“matt- are you sure?”

“of course i’m sure. you deserve to feel perfect.”

i kissed a trail acrossed her thighs, stopping to kiss freckle next to her belly button

“you deserve nothing less”

i kissed across her tummy, and across her panties, and anywhere i felt necessary.

“you deserve the world”

i kissed her clothed cord, hearing her let out a stuttered breath.

i looked up one last time, just in case, and slipped my finger under her waistband, dragging her panties down her legs and tossing them next to the rest of her clothes

“you wanna take your bra off mama?”

i asked, looking into her eyes before realizing what i had said

“too much?” i had asked out of insecurity

“god no it’s perfect” she grabbed my face and brought me into a kiss, arching her back slightly. i took this as a sign to slip my hands underneath her and fumbled her bra clasp to get it undone. after i successfully undid it, i sat up slightly to pull her bra off of her.

oh my god.

she had the prettiest pair of tits i’d ever seen.

“you’re so beautiful y/n you don’t even realize. you deserve everything and more”

“you’re gonna make me cry matty”

i kissed down to her core

“i can’t stand to see you cry, i felt heartbroken seeing you like that”

i littered a few more kisses acrossed her thighs before licking a stripe through her folds.

she let out a quiet moan as i flicked through her folds

god she was like the embodiment of heaven itself.

i kissed her clit before circling it with my tongue

“oh shit matty…” her breathing started to pick up and i twirled my toungue around her puffy clit

i wrapped my arms about her thighs to have my hands rest on her soft tummy

i had one hand snake down to her clit, making figure eights while my tongue made its way into her entrance

“holy shit matt- god just like that” she had started to grind her hips against my face, hard and slow.

i peered up at her through my lashes, meeting her piercing her gaze.

god was she beautiful. her jack has slightly opened her eyebrows knitted.

but her eyes never left mine, they were open and i wouldn’t wish for it to be any other way.

everything was beginning to be too much, i need some form of release for myself

i slowly start to grind down my own hips,

unintentionally in the same rythym as her.

my fingers fumbled with her clit in the same figure eight pattern i had started with and my toungue made its way through her folds, making its way in and out of her velvet entrance.

from the way i was grinding down my hips i let a whimper slip out.

from the way she moaned louder, im assuming it wasn’t a problem for her.

i decided not to hold back on my own noises because god i was so sensitive.

i shamefully let out whimpers and moans, speeding up my hips unintentionally. my main focus was still on her pleasure

“oh my god matt- fuck fuck fuck i’m so close!”

i let off slightly, keeping my pace on her clit

“cum for me mama make a mess on my face”

“shit shit shit!”

her hips ground doesn faster as i went back to licking through her folds.

i could feel her walls clenching and before i knew it, i was covered in her arousal.

holy fuck. i never thought i would truly experience her.

as she was coming down i kept moving my own hips

“oh shit-“ from the sensitivity i had grown close to my peak.

“fuck fuck fuck!”

i scooted forward slightly to tuck my face into the soft skin of her tummy, my hands fumbled forward, reaching for anything and everything i could get my hands on. i felt her hands grip my own, one interlacing into mine, the other being dragged to her soft breast

“ohhh shit.!”

i quickly felt my peak wash over me, i couldn’t help but pant and whimper pathetically, it was all so rough and i was practically being held by the girl i’ve loved for so long.

as i calmed down and settled my breathing, i looked up to see her smiling down at me.

“my turn to do the work pretty boy”

i gulped and i could feel the heat from my cheeks flushing. i sat up, quickly removing my boxers and sweatpants, throwing the dirtied clothes into my laundry basket.

when i looked back to the bed she was off the the side of it slightly, smirking and waiting to me to get back.

i shuffled my way over, laying against the head board in the middle.

gazing towards her, she pecked my lips as she moved over into my lap.

god from how beautiful her body was, i had already gotten hard again.

she locked her lips onto mine again before grabbing my cock and moving it through her folds before slowly coming down my length

my jaw dropped and i shamefully moaned out

“f-fuck you’re so tight”

“you’re just big matty”

as she adjusted down onto me my eyes fluttered shut

my hands made their way to her hips as she slowly started moving. she sat up, almost completely pulling me out of her, before slamming back down and repeating her actions

“fuuu- holy shit”

i couldn’t even control myself at that point

loud whimpers and moans came out no matter how hard i tried to conceal them

“fuck mama you make me feel so good”

her hips kept going at a relentless pace up and down my length, my hips bucking up to meet her halfway every once in a while.

“i’m so sensitive- i’m already close” my eyes opened to see her face in pure ecstasy.

i can’t get over how pretty she is. how could jessie not see that?

“oh fuck matty- i’m getting close too it’s okay”

i could feel my orgasm building up, i needed more. my hands wrapped around her lower back and i quickly thrusted up into her.

“fuck matty i’m gonna cum”

“shit please”

her silk walls clenched down onto my cock.

“fuck cum with me matty”

my breathing picked up quickly- practically panting as i felt myself cum with her walls clenching down onto me.

she made a mess on my cock as we both came down from our highs together.

when her breathing calmed down she rested her head down ontop of mine

i leaned up go kiss her lips, trailing from her jaw down to the base of her neck.

“you’re so perfect y/n, and if you’ll let me i’ll try my best to prove that to you, every chance i get.”

“of course matty” she smiled that pretty smile at me

as she did so i felt a nervousness creeping over me.

oh the power she held.

[myhappylittlesideblog]

Make It Back

A/N: A right of passage- sticking the reader character into the 'Andrea shot Daryl' scene :) Reader goes OFF on her, so be prepared lol. Sorry if you love Andrea

Pairing: Daryl Dixon x Fem! Reader

WC: ~4k

Warnings: talk of Daryl's injuries, falling down the cliff, Walker attack- nothing too graphic; Andrea shooting Daryl but just grazing him; mentions of gore/blood- nothing too graphic; angst, comfort, fluff, cuddling; Daryl being sassy; reader character fighting with Andrea (yelling match)

Summary: You confront Andrea after she shoots Daryl, thinking he's a walker. With your anger taken out on her, you then comfort Daryl as he spends the night in the Greene farmhouse.

You heard the gunshot. Everyone on the farm did. You just didn’t know exactly what had happened.

Following Lori’s lead, you jogged around the house, hoping it wasn’t another accident like the one that almost killed Carl. It was a single shot. Why would anyone risk a lone round out in the open like this? On this beautiful farm.

Once you circled the house, landing in a clump of Herschel’s family and a few others from your group, all you saw was sun. Its rays were blinding yellow as they cut over the tall, deep treeline on the edge of the meadow. It was the middle of a gorgeous day.

You heard Rick scream. It was a booming, worried thing. Then he screamed again.

“What the hell is going on here?” Herschel bellowed. 

You moved closer to the field, the gravel of the driveway turning to grass under your feet as you neared the van. Dale was standing beside it with his hands on his head, panic clear in his figure as he looked out to the scene in the pasture. 

“Shit,” Andrea said as she hastily climbed down the ladder from the top of the van. She started whining, more to herself than anyone else. “No, no, no, Daryl.”

“What?” you asked, a cold shock running down your spine from the back of your neck to your heels in the dirt. “What? What about Daryl?”

“I-I thought he was a walker,” she said.

Your head whirled to the cluster of men at the treeline. You tripped, your feet rooted to the ground in horror and misunderstanding. Was Andrea actually saying-

“I shot him.”

You bolted at her confession. These days, you were used to running, having done plenty of it through the woods to escape walkers. Then, you had to be careful of roots and puddles and dead bodies and the trees slowed you down, making sprinting difficult. Now, as you watched Rick fall to his knees in the distance, reaching for Daryl’s head after it hit the ground, speed came easily to you. The open meadow of freely growing grass under the clear blue sky was practically a racetrack.

Andrea panted behind you and the useless coins in Dale’s jeans clinked together, but you were faster, your feet agile in their swiftness. Your boots didn’t pound into the dirt like theirs. You sped to Daryl, only slowing when Rick threw one of Daryl’s arms over Shane’s shoulder and took the other one over his own. Daryl’s body fell limp against them, his feet dragging.

As the men caught their balance, you took Daryl’s face in your hands, seeing it drenched in blood.

“He’s unconscious,” Rick said to you. “We’ll get him back to the house.”

You nodded, otherwise silent. 

Andrea, however, let loose her apologies and worries in a shrill voice that made everyone around tense up like their limbs were attached to drawstrings. 

You didn’t listen to her words. Or T-Dog’s or Glenn’s and you didn’t notice Rick pull something from Daryl’s neck. Only the grass had your attention as your mind ceaselessly spun. Your boots pushed the tall blades around, making them sway with your every step. The shades of green were glowing in the slowly setting sun until they were marred- darkened by the looming three-headed shadow making its way across the field. Daryl’s blood dripped with every step, leaving red droplets behind with the last of the dew.

“I’m sorry,” Andrea said. When she touched your arm, you jumped, jarred back from the peace of the meadow and into the grisly present.

You didn’t answer her.

Daryl was still unconscious by the time Rick and Shane laid him down in the bedroom. While they’d carried him into the house, you beelined straight to Maggie, asking for a rag and some warm water. You ducked into the bedroom and dodged the panicking men so you could sit on the bed and wipe as much grime from Daryl’s face and hands as you could manage before leaving Herschel in peace to bandage his wounds.

When the door to the bedroom closed you out, you sat on the floor in the hall. Earlier, you had wondered if what Rick told you was true, if Daryl was only unconscious. If the bullet had truly only grazed him. You only fully believed Daryl was alive when you washed his face clean. His brow even crinkled when the wet cloth touched it. He was in there still. 

Lori sat down quietly next to you in the hallway. She patted your knee. She didn’t have to say anything. You knew her well enough by now to know what she thought. You’re a good friend to him, she’d say. And he doesn’t have many.

You leaned your head back against the wall with a soft thunk and closed your eyes. It was tranquil there for a moment before a familiar, unwanted voice interrupted. 

“Can I talk to you?”

You opened your eyes to see Andrea standing above you and Lori.

“Now’s not a good time,” you said. It was awkward and uncomfortable. “I’m waiting for- for some word.”

“I’ll be quick,” she asked, sliding down the wall and sitting beside you.

Andrea had a knack for rubbing you the wrong way at the worst times. You wouldn’t call yourself a ‘strong personality,’ but she certainly was. Whatever it was deep down in you was constantly butting heads with whatever lived in her core. You disagreed with her most of the time, but tried your best to be patient and gracious given the losses she’d suffered and the emotions clearly wracking her. Still, you couldn’t help but feel she went about most things all wrong.

Like insisting she speak to you now.

So you stood up. You asked Lori to come find you when Daryl woke or when you could go visit him- whatever came first- and you left the house. The turmoil in your chest almost made you scream. But instead of letting it rip through you, you sucked in a deep breath and walked down the front steps. To be alone.

“(Y/N), wait.”

You could tell it was her by the sound of her voice. 

“Andrea,” you warned, “I’m not in a place to talk right now.”

“To anyone? Or just to me?”

“Does it matter?” you asked, spinning around in the gravel to face her. “Can’t you just respect that I’m- I’m trying to-”

“What?” she shouted, hands in the air. “Trying not to yell at me? What if I want you to? What if I want you to scream at me? Tell me I’m reckless! Tell me-”

“Tell you what you need to hear? That’s not my job.” You were calm, considering the outburst in front of you. “Just leave me be.”

“No.” She ran in front of you, standing with her feet spread wide, blocking your path from the farm house. Like a child. “I need to… I need to apologize. To you. For what I did to Daryl.”

A laugh escaped you. “Apologize to me?”

“Yes. And-”

“You know who you need to apologize to, Andrea?”

“Daryl, I know, but-”

“And Herschel and Rick and Glenn and T-Dog, and everyone else you put in danger when you decided to not do what you were told.”

You watched her jaw clench and set in place. Lowly, she said, “I don’t need to be told what to do.”

“Apparently you do. Apparently you don’t have your head screwed on straight!” you said.

“What’s that supposed to mean-”

“No, Andrea!” you cut her off with a stabbing shout. “You’re gonna follow me around like this and beg for a piece of my mind? Let me give it to you! Lord knows no one else here will.” You took her arm, leading her away from the front of the house where your temper- or loss of it- wouldn’t disturb Herschel’s family. When she tried to talk over you, tell you she knew what she was doing with that gun in her hands, you snarled at her. “Shut up! I’m speaking now.”

***

You didn’t realize that the hidden spot you led her to happened to be just below the bedroom Daryl and the other men were in. You had no clue that your every word rode the breeze up and through the window above where Rick, Shane, and Daryl could hear you as clearly as if you stood right before them.

And you didn’t know Daryl was already awake.

Shane, arms crossed over his chest, peeked out the window at the sound of Andrea’s voice. He whistled to Rick. “Catfight.” 

“What?” Rick asked. He followed Shane’s gaze and shook his head when he saw you. “Nah, (Y/N)’s good. She’ll keep her head.”

“Wouldn’t be so sure,” Daryl grumbled. “Girl’s got a temper.”

“Never heard anything out of her,” Shane said.

“Thas ‘cause you ain’t never heard her complain ‘bout you.”

“Man, shut up,” Shane growled over Rick’s chuckles. “If (Y/N) gives Andrea a talkin’ to, that’s one less thing on my list.”

Daryl violently shifted the pillow under his head. “Dun even wanna know what’s on yer list.”

Shane shushed him, spitting on the window screen, and nudged Rick. “Wanna listen to her.”

***

You stuck an accusing finger at Andrea, keeping her staring at you and squinting into the low sun. “You need to understand, there’s no ‘girl jobs and boy jobs’ here. It’s not that simple. Just because you don’t like doing laundry and washing dishes doesn’t mean you get a gun to flaunt around by default.”

“They’re wasting my skills!” she hissed.

“Those guys,” you pointed out to the pasture, where Daryl went down, “Rick, Shane, Daryl- those guys are trained with those weapons. They were fucking cops and hunters, Andrea! That’s why they get the guns right now, not because they’re better than us, or whatever the hell story you’ve told yourself.”

“Then I should be trained the way they were,” she said. “Before they took it from me, I had my own gun for years-”

“After what you did today, I hope you never get your hands on another gun! You put every one of those guys in danger today. What if your aim was further off, huh? What if you shot Glenn? Or Rick? You could have killed him right in front of his boy! Right after Carl got back on his feet, doesn’t that mean anything to you?”

“Of course it does!” 

“Are you sure?” The sun was beating down on your back. The heat of its rays added to the roiling in your gut, making sweat drip down the side of your face and pool on your lower back. Its slick had your t-shirt clinging to you. “Are you really sure? ‘Cause if your shit aim was a half an inch better, you would have killed him today! One of our own. And you’re acting like you barely care- you’re here apologizing to me?”

“You’re closest to him,” she grumbled. “I was trying to be-”

You spoke over her meaningless words. “Daryl is an asset to this group. He keeps us safe, feeds us- he was coming back from looking for Sophia and what thanks does he get? A fucking bullet to the head. You took down a good man today-”

“I thought he was a walker!” Andrea screamed in defense.

“So what?” Your throat ached from its work and Andrea flinched. You forced a calming breath before you continued slowly and deliberately, hoping some of your words would actually stick in her head. “We are so lucky we’re allowed on this property. That we found this doctor.”

“I know.”

“And he asked one thing in return. No guns. You were told by Rick, by Shane- no guns. You saw- you thought you saw one walker and you waste a bullet on it? That one gunshot could have led a whole herd to this house, Andrea. What would have happened then?”

“I get it, okay?”

“I don’t think you do. Four men went out there to take down that walker. They explicitly told you not to shoot that gun. And you did it anyway. And for what? Pride?”

She stared at you. Then she shrugged flippantly. “I wanted to do it. I knew I could do it.”

“Well, I hope it was worth it to you.”

***

Shane whistled again from his spot in the window. “If we ever need a lawyer, she’s the one.”

Daryl laid his head back on the pillow after holding it in the air to listen carefully to your argument. His cheeks, ears, neck and chest were hot and flushed from your words about him. 

“She still down there?” he asked. 

“No,” Rick said. He rounded the foot of the bed and walked towards the door of the bedroom. “I’ll go check on her. She’ll wanna know you’re alright.”

“He’s red as a tomato,” Shane said, slapping Daryl’s foot, “but alive, right Daryl?”

“Barely,” he grumbled. 

***

It was Lori who found you first. She grabbed your wrist and gave it a reassuring squeeze. “Daryl’s okay,” she said. “You can go up and see him now.”

You ran your palms up over your cheeks and into your hair, feeling the sweat that had gathered. You sighed. “Maybe later. He should probably rest.”

“He was askin’ for you,” Rick said, appearing behind Lori with a hand on the small of her back. “Go on up.”

At that, you nodded and headed for the bedroom.

Miraculously, you didn’t run into anyone else as you made your way through the house. You would have been embarrassed to see one of the Greenes after what had gone down today in the pasture or even after scolding Andrea, whether anyone had heard you or not.

You couldn’t quite get yourself to open the bedroom door, even as you stood before it, hand on the knob. There was no talking or snoring or shifting of sheets from the inside and you debated if you would be a disturbance or a comfort to whatever mood you’d meet inside.

Finally, at length, you pushed it open.

Daryl was shirtless, legs tangled in the thin sheets on the large bed. He only took up a small portion of it, though he was laying almost diagonally across it so he could watch the door. Of course he and his tracker’s ears had heard you open it. He looked at you with narrowed eyes. 

“Hey killer,” he said.

You rolled your eyes. “Don’t even.”

You stood in the doorway, watching him. His arm was tucked tight under his head as he looked away from you and down into the sheets. He tucked them up all around him, blocking his injury and most of his skin from view. You knew why, but ignored it. You instead stared at the bandage tied around his head. It made his short hair stick up wildly, like a bloody coyote in the woods. 

“You wanna be alone, or you want me to stay?” you asked, hanging onto the doorknob. 

He shrugged. “Dun matter ta me.”

That was the closest to a yes you were ever going to get. You closed the door behind you with a soft click and walked to the emptier side of the bed to sit on its edge. “You need anything? Water, or-”

“Got it,” he said, blindly pointing to the nightstand beside the bed.

“Kay.” The air in the room was hot, but since the sun was setting lower and lower each minute, you knew there’d be a breeze blowing through the lacy curtains soon enough. You wiped your brow again. “How are you feeling?”

“‘Bout as bad as I look.”

“You look like shit.”

“Thanks.”

You breathed out a laugh. “You looked like death itself before, though, so this is an upgrade.”

He glared at you, but it was playful. For him, you knew it was. “Well, I was shot.”

“Yeah.” 

You swallowed hard at the reminder. Next to his glass of water was the bowl and cloth you’d brought to him earlier. You reached for it now, wringing it out some before bringing it to his forehead which was as damp with sweat as yours was. 

“What else happened out there?”

“Nuthin’,” he said, shrugging off the cloth. 

You didn’t budge and asked again. “You look rough, Dare. Herschel said there was something with your side too? I saw all the blood.”

He was quiet, attention again on the sheets as you dabbed at his forehead and cheeks. There was still blood on his chin and grime on his neck- mud and something else you didn’t care to guess at. You stopped at his shoulders. It was clear he didn’t want you looking anywhere near his chest or back, buried in the sheets. 

Then you noticed him watching you.

“You…”

“Hm?” you pushed.

“You were worried? ‘Bout… ‘bout me.”

“Of course I was. Still am. You’re one of us, we’re all worried-”

“I fell. And a couple’a walkers found me.”

Panic shot through you like lightning, branching through your veins and up your limbs. “Walkers?” No one told you. No one said anything about a bite or scratch or anything- “Is that, the injury on your side, it’s from a walker?”

“No,” he was quick to correct. “Nah, I fought ‘em off. Didn’t get me.” “Christ,” you whispered. You squeezed your eyes shut, desperate to keep the unshed tears stuck in your eyes.

“When I fell down the cliff, I took an arrow through my back.”

It didn’t-couldn’t-register. “You fell down a cliffside?”

“Twice.”

That was all you could take. The emotion, the stress and panic of the day, of the weeks past, caught up to you in one drowning swell. You felt your lips tremble and tried to keep them shut up tight, tried to count the bumps in the washcloth still in your hands, dripping on the knee of your jeans.

“Ay,” Daryl said, gruffly. He took the washcloth from you and smacked your arm with it before tossing it near its bowl. “Dun do that. Dun- dun cry fer me-”

“Argentina?”

“Wha?”

It made you laugh. It was a wet, snotty laugh and the curve of your cheek pushed out a fat tear that carved its way down your face. “It’s a song,” you said.

“Don’t start singin’ neither.”

You chuckled again, losing more tears and the fight to not cry in front of Daryl. 

With a painful grunt, he moved himself on the bed, opening a spot for you. He patted the empty space, mumbling. “Come on.”

You kicked off your boots and laid down on the bed, mirroring him. One arm supported your head, while the other tucked tight against you, keeping to your own space as you looked at him. His teeth dug into his lip over and over as he studied the hair and freckles on his arm as if he’d never seen it before. 

“Were you scared?” you whispered.

After a long while, narrowed blue eyes met yours and he nodded.

“Out there alone.” Your voice broke, shaking with the tight breath in your chest. 

“S’alright. M’back now.”

You flopped on your back, away from him for a chance to breathe. You were losing your grip and you didn’t want to break in front of him. You were there to support him, not force him into comforting you. But the thought of him in fear and suffering alone was stubbornly lodged in your throat. 

“When I was out there climbin,’ that’s what I was thinkin’ ‘bout,” Daryl said. “Thought ‘bout comin’ back. Seein’ ya. Knew I had ta get back.”

His words hung in the air. They were soft and open, his voice less harsh than usual. 

“That’s right,” you said. Using the collar of your t-shirt, as sweaty and dirty as it was, you wiped the tear tracks from your face and cleared your eyes.

“Now we both look bad as I feel,” Daryl said.

“Shut up,” you said. But you laughed.

The air felt clearer now. It wasn’t so stifling hot and you watched the transparent curtains dance in the breeze coming in through the window. Again, you turned to him, laying on your side, able to study him more. Daryl, however, seemed like he couldn’t bear the attention. His flitting gaze fell on just about everything in the room except you until he seemed to settle upon the safety of the bare ceiling above, studying it as if it were a map to a hidden treasure. Like a cure to the world’s mess.

“You okay?” you finally asked.

“Did you mean it? What ya said?”

“When?”

One of his hands flew up, gesturing toward the window. “Earlier. To Andrea.”

You hummed, lips glued together for a moment. “You heard all that?”

He chuckled. “Loud and clear. She deserved it.”

“Mm. Just lost my temper.”

He grunted, agreeing. “But’cha- what ya said ‘bout me.” He struggled for the words, throat and mouth working for the right thing to ask. “Said I was a good man, ya mean that?”

“Of course.” You sat up, moving your face into his line of vision. You made him look at you. “I wouldn’t have said it if I didn’t mean it. And I wouldn’t be here with you right now if I didn’t think it.” Your fingertips grazed his skin, tickling down his cheek until they turned the other way, your knuckles running the same path for good measure. “You are a good man. I see you. I see the things you do and no matter how much you like to hide it, I know you have a big heart. I’ve seen it.” You gave him a soft shove on the shoulder, teasing. While you were there, close to him, you brushed the hair off his forehead before returning your hands to yourself and laying back flat on the bed.

He grunted and pressed his lips together, staring at where your face had been, the spot that was just the bare ceiling now. Then he shrugged away from you and turned to the opposite wall and grumbled, “S’not what I asked, girl.”

“Gave ya some extra bang for your buck, that’s all,” you said. When he didn’t turn or even chuckle, you bent towards the floor for your boots. “Want me to go? So you can get some rest?”

He gave you nothing in answer. You at least hoped he heard what you said, took it to heart. But, you thought, that’s what you get for blubbering all over his bed. Only slightly bothered, you leaned towards the nightstand to see if he had enough water for the evening. Then, you’d leave-

“Dun haf’ta go,” he mumbled. 

“Oh.”

“So long as ya don’t go all girly ga-ga on me again.”

You narrowed your eyes at him as he peeked at you over his shoulder. “You mean telling you that I actually care about you? Then don’t go tryin’ to die on me again.”

He flopped over. “Ya think I wanted to fall off the damn cliff? Fuckin’ horse threw me off.”

Setting your boots back down, you settled into the bed next to him. “Horse shoot you with your own crossbow too?”

“You shut your mouth, girl.”

“Mhmm.” you hummed, grinning.

Like two parallel beings, you laid opposite each other, close, but not touching. You used your own arm for a pillow and tucked yourself under the sheet of the bed. Daryl looked past you, as if watching the door as another breeze blew through the room.

“Here,” he said, shimmying up towards the head of the bed and sliding the arm of his uninjured side under your head. You laid close, tucking your arms into your chest so only your elbows and your knees crossed over into Daryl’s space.

At least, it was that way until he leaned down into you, resting his chin on your forehead and letting his other arm drop over your side. You let loose a sigh at the touch- he’d made it back.

[zepskies]

Every Second Counts - Part 4

Pairing: Russell Shaw x F. Reader

Summary: One date with your best friend’s brother leaves you wanting more, even though his questionable job and vagabond lifestyle make you want to guard your heart. When your brother falls into trouble, however, Russell is the one you trust to help you find him. 

AN: No cliffhangers this time, I promise. 😘

Word Count: 4K

Tags/Warnings: Perilous situations, blood and violence, some more protective Russell, angst, hurt/comfort, and fluff.~

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Part 4: “Mountain Man”

You were running for your life. 

Blood dripped down into your line of vision, but you swept it away from your face with a haphazard hand, along with your tears as you nearly stumbled on the path. 

A gunshot rang in your ears and hit a tree instead of your head.

Shit! You screamed and ducked, but you kept running…

After you tumbled down the hill, it was a small mercy that you didn’t break any bones when you eventually landed at the bottom. You’d stared up at the sky, winded, your back aching. Until you noticed Rick, one of Eddie’s men. He was sliding down the hill after you. 

You didn’t know what happened to your brother after he attempted to push you out of harm’s way. That thought alone gripped your heart like a vice, but you knew you couldn’t stay here on the ground either. 

You forced your body to move, whimpering at the pain and stiffness. Shakily you pushed onto your feet and slipped on dead leaves as you went. You moved your legs faster, until you were able to take off running deeper into the forest.

You gasped when your foot caught on a large rock. It sent you crashing into the ground. With your hands still bound, it made pushing yourself back up that much more difficult.

You spat out a couple of leaves. Fuck…

When Rick caught up to you, fear made you jolt into action. You wrapped your gathered hands around the rock that felled you and tossed it at him with all the strength you had. He blocked the projectile with the same hand that held his gun, like an idiot. You really couldn’t be blamed when the gun went off in his face.

He screamed, and so did you on reflex. Though his cheek and brow had been grazed by the bullet, he was lucky he still had both eyes. He blinked a bit of blood out of his left one. You scrambled back onto your feet and meant to keep running, but Rick still managed to surge forward and get a hold of your hair. 

Uttering a short scream, you grabbed his shirt and kneed him as hard as you could between the legs. You hoped you crushed his dick and balls.

“Oh, f—” He went down to the ground, sinking onto his knees as he dropped his gun. He glared up at you. “You little bitch!” 

You were panting for breath, but you didn’t wait for him to recover and grab his weapon again. 

You ran. 

You ran, even though you had no idea where you were going. You just knew that you couldn’t stay in one place. But if you couldn’t find your way around a college campus, how the hell were you supposed to navigate the damn Medicine Bow National Forest?

Along with your desperation and fear, tears kept filling your eyes whenever you thought of Charlie. 

Please, please, please…

“Goddamn, they could be anywhere,” Russell groused, as he and Colter hiked through the forest. He was, admittedly, breathing a bit harder from the trek uphill. “It’s been hours already.”

“It’s barely been an hour,” Colter reminded him. And he didn’t look winded in the least.

Bastard. Russell glanced at him, but then he focused on the horizon. The sun was finally starting to come up, which was good for them. They could see the trails more clearly.

“Remember when Dad used to make us free-climb the cliffs in Sierra?” Russell asked.

“Yeah,” Colter said. “You used to beat me every time. Wonder what happened to that guy.”

His tone was teasing. Russell shot him a look, half annoyed, and half amused.

“Yeah, well, he turned 40,” Russell replied.

Colter smiled, but both of them paused when they heard a gunshot ring out, followed by two more.

“That was close,” he said.

“Yeah,” Russell agreed, drawing his own gun. Colter did the same, and they hurried up a roaming hill that had Russell briefly peering over the side. In his mind’s eye, he had to shutter away the memory of seeing a body flung over the side in the dark and the rain. Then him looking over the edge of that cliff and recognizing his father’s twisted body.

And Colter, shouting up at him with angry, tearful, accusing eyes.

A male groan broke Russell out of his thoughts as he and his brother came up on a grim scene. Two men laid dead, and another young man with dark hair was lying prone on the ground, clutching his wounded leg. He’d been shot, though a gun also was held tightly in his own hand. He aimed it at the newcomers.

“Charlie?” Colter asked. He recognized the other man from your family photos.

Charlie blinked up at him in surprise, but not without a grim set to his jaw.

“Who the hell are you?” he asked.

Russell let out a subtle breath. Colter was relieved as well.

“I’m Colter. This is my brother, Russell,” he said. “Your sister asked for our help to find you.”

Charlie’s eyes widened. All of them slowly lowered their weapons. Russell gestured at the bodies lying yards away from him.

“I’m guessing one of those guys is Eddie Mendez?” he said.

Charlie nodded, gesturing at the man closest to him with his gun. He groaned at the agony in his right thigh. Colter quickly went to his side and began to wrap a tourniquet around his leg to stem the bleeding.

“Did the bullet go through?” Colter asked.

“I think so,” Charlie replied.

“Where’s your sister?” Russell asked, his impatience evident in his stance and the way he held his gun while scanning his surroundings. His frown deepened when he didn’t see you.

“Oh, fuck!” Charlie said, and not at the pain of Colter wrapping his leg. His eyes were wide with panic. “Rick’s after her. I clipped him, but he slipped by me.”

“Where?” Russell asked. Charlie pointed down the side of the hill.

“Down there. Headed north I think, but I’m not sure,” he said quickly. “Help her, please!”

Russell didn’t need any encouragement. He started down the hill first. 

After making sure Charlie was stable for now, Colter followed after his brother a few minutes later. 

Russell called your name as he searched through the dense trees. Sunlight was beginning to filter through their leaves in dappled color on the trail. It gave him a better view ahead.

He stopped short when he saw a splatter of blood on the ground, painting the dirt and some dead leaves. A well of unease rose in his gut.

He headed toward the sound of running water, and he soon found another cliff. Just beyond it was a waterfall, and river below. Seeing no signs of life, he pulled back and continued to call your name, and all the while, pushing down his worry.

“Russell?!”

He turned sharply to see you coming out of your hiding place—a large fallen tree. A smile started to raise his lips, but no sooner had he taken one step in your direction, when he almost got a bullet in his head for his trouble. 

“Watch out!” you yelled. Rick came out into the clearing and aimed at you next. 

“Get down!” Russell shouted. 

Without blinking, he shot Rick three times: once in the shoulder, twice in the chest. 

The man went down. He was dead before he even met the ground. 

It was then that Colter finally caught up. Russell nodded at him, but his focus was on heading for the fallen tree after he stowed his gun.

The moment he took a step over it, you popped up with a yell, ready to smack him with a tree branch. He leaned back raised up his hands in defense. 

“Whoa, hey, it’s okay! It’s just me, slugger,” he said with a grin. 

You let out a sharp sigh of relief. The branch fell from your loose fingers. As you caught your breath, your mouth trembled, and your eyes filled with tears at the sight of him. 

Russell softened. He reached for you.

“Come ‘ere,” he said. Your hands slipped into his, and he helped you over the trunk of the tree. After using his handy pocketknife to cut through the zip ties binding your wrists together, you landed right into his waiting embrace. There, you spilled hot tears into his bulletproof vest. 

“It’s okay, sweetheart. I’ve gotcha,” he said. His voice was low and soothing. “You’re okay.”

You raised your head with a desperate question in your eyes.

“Charlie?” you asked.

“Charlie’s okay too,” Russell assured. His hand soothed over your tangled hair and down your back. He could feel you trembling as you rested against him and sobbed. He held you tight, safe, as he rocked you a little from side to side. His own relief was a weight off his chest. 

Colter stood by and watched with a secret smile. 

With his bare hands clawing into damp soil, Colter dug up the crate Charlie buried near the base of the waterfall. True to his word, it was filled with precious artifacts. 

“Just, please be careful,” you warned him again over his shoulder. “These are quite literally hundreds of years old.”

Before Colter could assure you, again, that he’d be careful, you actually set a hand on his shoulder and implored him to move back.

“Matter of fact, sorry, let me do this part,” you said. “I’m the only one who’s really trained to handle these. Plus, your hands are dirty.”

Colter raised a brow, but he obliged you. He glanced over at his brother. Russell just watched in amusement while you opened the crate. 

You wished you had gloves on for this, but you supposed it couldn’t be helped. You stopped just shy of touching them—a bow and arrow, three spears, and a couple of knives. Each were crafted with wood and bone, with designs carved and accented in faded red and blue.

“Wow,” you whispered. Your historian heart was singing right now. 

You made sure each artifact was intact and hadn’t sustained water damage, then you covered them back up with the lid to the crate. 

“Okay, now you can take it, thank you. This thing is heavy,” you said, with a pat on Colter’s shoulder. 

His lips played at a smile, but he accepted the responsibility of carrying the crate.

Russell rested a hand on the small of your back to subtly help you back up the hill. You couldn’t help walking closer with him, your arm brushing against his side. You glanced up at him with a smile. He matched you, then looked up ahead. 

Charlie was waiting for you all while leaning against a tree. He still looked like utter hell—cut up, bruised, bloody, and now shot in the leg. You went to his side and gently grabbed his arm. 

“God, Charlie. You sure you’re okay?” you asked. He curled an arm around your shoulders and flashed you a familiar grin. 

“Oh, yeah. I’m like a cockroach. Just keep coming back,” he said.

You had to agree with that, laughing through the spark of your tears. Russell came on his other side and shouldered most of your brother's weight off his bad leg. 

“Okay, here we go. One step at a time,” Russell said.

Slowly, painfully, Charlie managed to make it back to Colter’s truck with you and Russell supporting him. Colter brought up the rear with the artifacts in tow. 

And behind you all, the sun broke more fully across the dewy trees in a morning swathed with orange and gold.

After Colter drove you and Charlie to the hospital, he and Russell took off again soon after to do something with the three bodies hidden under a tarp in the bed of the pickup truck. The thought made you shudder, along with the fact that the Shaw brothers knew how to hide bodies.

But you supposed it was better than the alternative.

As it was, you, Colter, and Charlie had to lie to the hospital staff about how you both had earned your injuries—in a brutal mugging, where Colter was able to scare off the men that got the jump on you and Charlie.

"I never saw their faces," as he'd later told the police, while the nurses prepped him for surgery. "I just tried to protect my sister the best I could."

You backed him up on the story, even as the lie felt bitter on your tongue and made you nervous (especially when you thought of poor Dr. Feinman).

Despite that little break-in at the museum yesterday, you'd never been good at being a rule breaker. Fortunately, Colter's calmness when he gave his corroborating statement helped you. Like Russell, he was a solid, anchoring presence...if in a different way.

For the crate of relics, Colter advised Charlie to ship them back to the museum anonymously. It would be the easiest way to encourage the police to lose steam on looking for who took them in the first place. You and your brother begrudgingly agreed, even if you had a secret thought of sending the artifacts to the NMAI. Maybe you could convince Charlie to send them there instead, or to one of the local Native American tribes here in Wyoming.

Hours later, however, you were able to finally be with your brother when he came out of surgery. In that time, your own bruises and the cut above your brow had been tended to in the Emergency Department. Now, you sat by his bedside while he slept off the anesthesia. You stroked his scuffed hand on the bed.

He really was a mess, you thought, as a tear rolled down your cheek. But he was alive. That was what mattered now.

A quiet knock at the door had you looking up, and then smiling to see Russell.

“Hey,” you said quietly, and in surprise. “Everything…went well?”

Russell’s lips quirked. “Yeah, we’re all set.”

No one would be finding those bodies anytime soon. He had a buddy in Denver, Colorado who happened to be a cremator. It was only a couple hours over from Laramie. He and Colter had just gotten back from driving the bodies there.

Before Colter drove over to Dory's apartment next, both to check on her and to fill her in on everything, he'd dropped Russell off at your house so he could get his car. He hadn’t felt right about leaving you in the hospital by yourself, even if you did have your brother.

Not without saying goodbye, at least.

“You know, I need to ask his doctor a question about his post-op care,” you said, gesturing at Charlie. “Can you stay with him for a minute while I go find a nurse?”

“Sure,” Russell agreed. You smiled gratefully and touched his arm as you passed him.

When you were gone, it left a heavy silence in your wake. Russell looked over at Charlie’s sleeping form. Russell sighed and sunk down into the chair beside the bed. He rubbed his tired face with both hands.

Shit. Now that he thought about it, he could’ve just told Colter to bring Dory here. He pulled out his phone to call his sister, when a low groan caught his attention.

Aw geez. What kinda timing, Russell thought, as he realized Charlie was waking up. His eyes slowly slid open, brows furrowing at the bright lights above him, then at the man beside him.

“Hey, man,” Russell said. “You’re okay. You’re in the hospital.”

“Yeah, I figured,” Charlie said, with another groan as he tried to stretch his body. He found he couldn’t yet move his leg. As awareness blinked back into his eyes, he settled on Russell with resignation.

“Thank you,” he said. “What you did for me, for her…I sure as hell didn’t deserve it, but thank you for saving her.”

Russell shook his head. “No need. Just get better.”

“Yeah. The doc says in a few months, I’ll be able to learn how to walk again,” Charlie said.

Russell gave him a firmer look.

“No, I mean get better,” he said. “You know you nearly got your sister killed.”

Charlie’s gaze fell. His face tightened, but really, he couldn’t even be upset at the accusation. He knew it was true, and his guilt already threatened to consume him. He also knew he should be in jail for what he’d done, and what he’d facilitated for months. After what nearly happened in the past twenty-four hours, he wasn’t sure how you could ever forgive him.

“Look, I served too. I know what you’re going through, being back here,” Russell said. “It feels wrong and right, don’t it?”

After a beat, Charlie nodded. “What branch?”

“Special Ops. I hear you were a pilot, Captain.”

“Yeah, I was,” Charlie said, his eyes lowering. “Now…now I don’t know what I am.”

“You’re her brother,” Russell said. Both his tone and his gaze all but demanded that the other man look him in the eyes. “Not her father or her son, her brother. I know you’ve been struggling. But I think you already know what you need to do, and figure out who you’re gonna be today, tomorrow, and the next.”

Charlie took in those words, and tried not to chafe at them coming from a near stranger. He knew, deep down, that all of it was right.

You came in a moment later with two cups of coffee. You brightened with a gasp when you saw that Charlie was awake.

“Hey.” He found a smile for you. You gave Russell the coffee you’d brought for him, but you quickly set yours down on the rolling tray so you could sit beside your brother.

Russell stepped out to give you two some privacy. You thanked him again and watched him go. Then, you turned back to Charlie with a tearful smile.

“How’re you feeling?” you asked.

“Have I said how much I love morphine?” Charlie remarked.

You rolled your eyes and took his hand in yours. “Yeah, how can I forget your thing for hard drugs.”

That hit sharper than a mere joke. His eyes fell away from yours. You sighed and bit your lip.

“I’m sorry,” you said. Charlie shook his head and covered your hand with his.

“No, I’m sorry. For everything I’ve put you through. And I don’t just mean today,” he said. “I’m going to make it up to you.”

“All that matters is that you’re here, and you’re going to be fine,” you said. “I’ve already put together a list of what you’re going to need when we bring you home—”

Charlie stopped you with a squeeze of your hand.

“I’m not going home just yet,” he said.

“Well, no, not until they discharge you, but—”

Again, he gently cut you off. “You were right. I need treatment, and not just for this damn leg.”

He swept a hand through his hair and sighed.

“When they let me out of here, I’m going back to rehab,” he said. “After that, we’ll see.”

 Tears stung in your eyes…but you nodded in relief. You held both of his hands then.

“You’re not doing this alone,” you told him. “I’ll be with you, every step.”

 Charlie let out a self-deprecating chuckle. He felt he didn’t deserve that, but he smiled at you.

“I know. You’ll be nagging me in my head, even when you’re not there,” he said. You smirked and brushed his greasy hair away from his face.

“Damn straight,” you replied. “I’ve finally become Mom.”

Charlie shook his head in amusement, but he leveled you with a pointed finger.

“But for now, you need to go home and get some rest,” he said.

You reluctantly agreed with that too. After a full twenty-four hours without sleep, you realized that you were exhausted. You leaned over and pressed a kiss to his cheek.

“I love you,” you said. “I’ll come back to see you tomorrow.”

“Good. Love you too,” said Charlie. His eyelids were starting to droop from the pain medication, but he forced himself to stay awake for a little while longer. He even helped you back onto your feet with a guiding hand on your back. “Wait, is someone staying with you tonight? I don’t want you to be alone.”

You grabbed up your purse. “Don’t worry. I think I’ve got that covered.”

Your brother quirked a suspicious smile at the look on your face. The one you tried to hide from him when you noticed his scrutiny.

“What, is it one of those guys who helped us?” he asked. “Is it the blonde one—Ken doll? Or the mountain man?”

Of course he knew their names, but he just wanted to mess with you. He could already see you getting flustered while you twisted the strap of your purse between your fingers and glanced at the door.

 “What? No! Just go to sleep. Take advantage of the morphine while you’ve got it,” you said. “Don’t worry. I’ll call Dory.”

Charlie leveled you with a look. “Mhmm.”

He pulled the blanket higher on his chest and watched you leave. When the door swung open, he saw Russell leaning against the wall, waiting for you. 

Charlie huffed. He should’ve known. 

Okay, mountain man.  

That was the last thought he had before he drifted off.

You left your brother’s room just about overwhelmed with a maelstrom of emotions. However, the moment you saw Russell waiting for you, leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets, it all distilled into one simple thing. 

He met your gaze and started to smile. 

You smiled back, and you went to him. 

You reached up to frame his face with both hands, and you searched for something in his eyes. They were tinged with surprise, but he waited on you, wondering what you were about to do. 

When you thought you found what you were looking for, you raised up on your toes and pressed your lips to his.

His hands unconsciously found your waist and held you to him. He met your lips in kind, and even deepened the connection. Your fingers slipped into his hair, lightly dragging your nails against his scalp. He hummed in pleasure. 

When your lips eventually parted from his, it was still too soon, he thought. Russell stared down at you with a question in his eyes—one he couldn’t help voicing.

“What was that for?” he asked.

“Thank you,” you whispered. “Thank you for everything.”

Ah… Russell’s smile evened out and faded slightly. 

So that was just a gesture of gratitude. He hoped you didn’t decide to thank Colter that way. 

“You don’t need to thank me,” Russell said. “I’m glad Charlie’s all right.”

“No, I do need to. So thank you,” you said. Your hands drifted down his chest, plucking at the edge of his jacket. 

“I don’t really want to be alone today, to be honest,” you admitted. “Would you…want to…keep me company for a while? You could rest up at my place.”

Russell’s brows raised. His lips curved. 

“Well, sure. I could do that. Your couch seemed pretty comfortable,” he said. 

“You don’t have to stay on the couch,” you replied. 

And then, Russell finally read your meaning. He saw it in your eyes, staring up at him through your lashes.

Maybe that kiss was exactly what he thought it meant. His smile became more genuine.

“Well, okay,” he said eventually. He wrapped an arm around your waist. “Let’s get you home then.”

You leaned against his side and gave him a lazy salute. “Aye, aye, Captain.”

He shook his head. His smile deepened into a grin.  

“You’re a little delirious, aren’t you?” he asked.

“Probably need some water,” you said with a giggle. “And God, I’m starving.”

Russell laid a gentle kiss to the side of your head that wasn’t bruised.

“All right, we’ll take care of that too,” he said.

“You know what I’m craving?” you asked. He looked down at you questioningly, and again he found your smile.

“Sriracha fries,” you said.

Russell busted out laughing at that. He fist-pumped the air with his free hand. 

“Hell, yeah.” 

For that, and much more, he would count today as a win. 

AN: There we go! A nice fluffy finish for you. How did you like how Charlie's arc wrapped up, along with her reunion with Russell? 💜

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He took in your hesitant face, then the pretty dress you had on. The color matched your eyes. Soulful eyes.

He smiled when you let him see them again.

“Can you see the bruises? I think I covered them up well enough,” you said. You turned to look at yourself in the mirror again, touching your jaw carefully. 

Russell’s hand raised to find your cheek, earning your attention with wider eyes. His thumb swept across your skin as you started to blush.

“You’re beautiful,” he said with a smile. “Don’t you worry about that.”

Your face warmed further, despite your smile. 

“Yeah, the makeup helps,” you quipped. 

“I didn’t say anything about makeup,” he replied. Though he grinned and made a show of looking closer at your face. “Although, have your lashes always been that damn long?”

You laughed, but he didn’t let go of you.

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An Obsidian Eden - Chapter 16 - The Morty٫ The Rick٫ and The War Drones

Hey guys٫ heres another smut excerpt chapter from my Rick Sanchez fan fiction - above picture is an edit of Rick and my self insert OC Aurora٫ whom this fic follows.

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Warnings: (18+ only minors DNI), NSFW, 3-4k word count, fem reader, self- insert OC character, p in v, Rick Sanchez with feelings, big dick Rick, degradation a bit, rough sex, praise kink, marking kink, choking, orgasms, cream-pie, fingering, nipple play, manhandling, calling him God, age gap I guess٫ love٫ dirty talk٫ relationship Rick

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Rick had Aurora propped up on the porcelain bathroom sink, legs apart as he kissed her senseless. He made a note in his head that Aurora’s skin tone almost matched that of the sink she was sitting on, beautifully porcelain and just as soft and spotless. His hands were now snaking their way up her skirt to find a home on her wide٫ curvy hips for a short moment. He squeezed them gently, hooking his thumbs diligently under the waistband of her panties before beginning to pull them down and off systematically. His lips didn’t leave hers until her panties were dangling by her ankles unfortunately caught on the zipper of one of her signature thick, black, combat boots. When he finally did break their kiss, he bent down swiftly to yank her black lace panties all the way off, placing them inside his right front pants pocket. She wasn’t getting them back either he thought before re-locking lips with her and placing his hands back under her skirt.

The music bumping loudly outside the door quickly shifted genres from the rap music that had been playing all night so far and they both could hear Nine Inch Nail’s “Closer” begin playing loudly throughout the house, echoing now in the bathroom. How fitting, Rick thought as he continued to kiss Aurora like his life depended on it, her lips so soft and malleable against his. She was moaning softly now against his mouth as he traced small circle patterns on the insides of her thick, plush thighs and he wanted nothing more than his cock to be buried to the hilt between those thighs in her sinfully tight pussy. Had he not hurt her feelings earlier, he absolutely would already be inside her, but he wanted to make up for hurting her in a more sensual way first. He was going to worship her body and apologize to her deeply with a love note written on her clit with his tongue.

He flipped her black skirt up onto her hips where it pooled in the spaces between her thighs and hips - he had heard Summer refer to that spot as the thigh-brow once and he felt as if that was a fitting name as any. He got down on his knees in front of her, kissing his way down her thighs as he held her hips roughly in place to the sink. He spread her legs even farther apart, throwing one over his shoulders as he buried his face between her thighs delicately to work his magic on her core with his tongue. Her hands went to his wild hair where they pulled gently as he could hear small, soft moans erupting from her perfect, pouty lips. He fucking loved the way she tasted, so sweet and delectable. He couldn’t quite explain it, but she had always tasted faintly of pancake syrup and it was no secret how much he loved pancakes. He enjoyed giving head in general, just about as much as he enjoyed receiving it, but the way Aurora tasted paired with the way she sounded as she came undone - made him all the more happy to do it especially for her.

In fact, he loved pleasuring her with his tongue. He was obsessed with the way she bucked her hips to ride his face and he couldn’t help, but notice how his cock was so hard now that it was uncomfortably scraping up against the zipper of his pants. Fuck, was she was killing him and he achingly longed to be inside of her with each stroke of his tongue against her sensitive nub. Her moans were growing louder now and he didn’t even care that people could possibly hear her unraveling for him in here, actually, he hoped they did because she was all his - every single bit of her. He wanted people to know that she belonged to him, even if they had no label and they weren’t entirely official, he wanted the world to know that Aurora came undone so beautifully for no one, but him.

“Oh my God - Rick - I’m so c-close.” She moaned, her hands gripping his hair even tighter now. He already knew, before she had even said it because he had it down to a science what exactly and how long it took to push her over the edge.

He loved when she called out to God because he knew that she was talking about him and he absolutely got off on it in a narcissistic kind of way, but he knew she didn’t mind. Despite the fact that he had a God kink, he would have gladly worshiped Aurora like she was a Goddess - his own little Persephone, her immaculate beauty unlike anyone else he had or would ever fuck. He had quite the body count too of course - he had been a lot of places, fucked a lot of people and despite all the people he had encountered, not a single one of them paled in comparison to Aurora in his eyes. Not even Unity.

One of his hands left Aurora’s hips to push two of his long fingers inside of her, curling them delicately to stroke the raised, bumpy flesh of her g-spot as he pumped them in and out of her slowly. She was wriggling underneath his touch now as he picked up the pace with his tongue and he could tell that it wouldn’t be too much longer now before she would be moaning his name and begging him to get inside of her. It was almost like divine intervention the way that after he thought that, her pussy started to pulsate around his fingers and she started to moan endlessly above him.

“Rick.” She moaned, coming completely undone. She grabbed his hair harshly, pulling him out from between her thighs to bring him up to her face again - kissing him as hard as she could.

Rick was taken aback by how fiercely she had kissed him as she was usually so much more soft٫ submissive٫ and delicate with how she presented herself sexually, but he wasn’t opposed to this new side of her at all. He knew that she could taste herself all over his lips and that made his cock even harder, if that was even possible - god damn he thought as his dick was like concrete at this point as it ached for every single part of her.

“Fuck me Rick, fuck me please, fuck me like you hate me.” She begged, grabbing the collar of his lab coat and whispering it into his ear before taking his ear lobe between her teeth for just a moment before releasing it and staring into his eyes.

He wasted no time in unbuckling his belt, his zipper flying down in the process. He had his cock in one hand and grabbed her neck roughly with the other, pulling her in close to him so he could whisper in her ear;

“I’ll fuck you baby, I’ll fuck you fucking senseless, but make no mistake that I will never, ever hate you.” He growled, his hand tightening around the sides of her neck as she let out a small moan and a mousey “please” in response and fuck was he concerned that he might turn into a puddle for her right then and there.

“Fuck, you are so beautiful.” He said as he maneuvered his cock to the entrance of her bare, wet pussy - waiting for her to beg for him one last time before he could finally bury himself within her.

“Rick, please.”

There it was, what he was waiting for and he gave her a small smirk before reattaching his lips to hers and began pushing himself all the way inside of her, hearing her gasp from the size stretching her out like she always did. He didn’t know if it was the alcohol or maybe the drugs that he had taken throughout the night, but he could feel himself be smacked with an overwhelming rush of love and affection towards the beautiful, whimpering woman beneath him. He broke their kiss to watch as his dick disappeared and reappeared from her depths as he rhythmically thrusted in and out of her - her pussy gripping his cock like it didn’t want to let him go.

He bottomed out, cumming inside of her as he laid his forehead gently against hers, both of them out of breath as they held each other.

“I’ll never get tired of that.” He grinned, rubbing his nose affectionately against Aurora’s causing a small smile to creep across her ruby tinted swollen lips.

“Me either, fuck - please help me clean myself up.” She begged as he pulled out of her tortuously slowly before pulling his pants up and re-tucking his shirt.

“Oh come on - you don’t want me running down your thighs for the rest of the night?”

“Are you saying we’re done for the night?”

“As fucking if, I could be be buried in that pussy all night baby, you know that.”

“Then help me by grabbing me a towel from that cabinet.” She pleaded, legs still spread wide open as she sat on the edge of the sink.

“I have a better idea.” Rick smiled devilishly, sliding to his knees once more to attach his mouth to the fountain between her legs, lapping up any and all mixed bodily fluids.

He looked up at her through his eyelashes as he feasted upon her folds as if she was his last meal and his dick got uncomfortably hard again as he seen her head back٫ eyes rolled٫ and mouth open releasing small moans in pleasure. She didn’t tangle her delicate hands in his hair this time٫ but rather white knuckled the edge of the sink as he worked his tongue around her clit now.

“Rick٫ please - someone is going to need this bathroom.”

“Fuck ‘em٫ I was in prison and I missed the sweet taste and feeling of this perfect pussy every goddamn day - they can go use Squanchy's other bathroom or maybe a fucking bush outside like normal fucking drunks.” He hummed٫ hovering over her sleekness as he spoke before taking two fingers and shoving them inside of her roughly - a gaspy moan erupting from her throat in response.

“Rick.”

“What is it٫ Aurora?”

“Please٫ don’t stop.”

“Thought you’d see it my way٫ such a little slut for me aren’t you?”

She mewled a small “mhm” in response٫ grinding her hips up against his face as he continued to bring her to the edge and back every few seconds - the denial almost becoming painful for her as he held her harshly to the edge of the sink by her right hip. Aurora was growing impatient with Rick’s antics though and thought of a devious plan to not only get what she wanted٫ but woo Rick in the process. She shuffled under his touch a bit٫ his grip on her hip loosening up enough for her scoot away from him. He stood up confused by the sudden interruption and she used this as an opportunity to tackle him - him catching her in his arms as her arms and legs snaked around his body tightly.

He was taken aback by her sudden defiance٫ but placed his hands underneath her ass to support her weight as he not so gently slammed her perfect body up against the wall. He could see her tits bouncing from behind their long sleeve prison and grabbed ahold of the collar harshly enough to pull it down. Just enough to where her bra-less٫ pierced tits were now on full display to him and Jesus fucking Christ were they beautiful. He dipped his head down, pulling one of her already hard nipples between his lips where he suckled intensely and teased her with his tongue٫ one of his hands reaching out from under her to twist the other nipple between his thumb and forefinger. He simply wanted to devour her whole body and not only with his touch٫ but his eyes too. He almost wished that he could take pictures of her during these moments so he could remember how beautiful she was when she was a glutton under his touch٫ but he didn’t need them when he could have the real thing whenever and wherever he wanted it.

He thought back to the night he turned himself in at the Plim Plom Tavern and how he had fucked her brains out in that bathroom then too٫ promising not to drop the soap or fuck anyone else in that dirty federation prison. He didn’t either٫ keeping his promise to her; it was honestly hard to fuck other people when he knew they weren’t going to be anywhere near the same level of perfect at taking his dick the way Aurora was. He didn’t even want to fuck Unity anymore and they could be anyone he wanted them to be٫ but that didn’t matter to him because they couldn’t compare to his Rory no matter who they assimilated.

Rick unbuckled his pants again٫ Aurora pushing them with her legs off his hips just enough for his very hard dick to spring free٫ slapping her with a loud “smack” as it was freed from its own denim prison. He hoisted her up against the wall just enough to lower her till his dick was buried all the way inside of her - her soft٫ spongy flesh somehow feeling even better than it had just 15 minutes short minutes ago. He adjusted himself to where he had one hand gripping her throat to the wall and the other was still supporting her weight on one of her perfectly round ass cheeks. He began to thrust up into her at an unforgiving pace٫ him noticing the mascara streaks on the apples of her pink hued cheeks now. He felt an unfamiliar twinge of pain or maybe it was guilt as he realized those streaks were from her crying earlier and not from their sexcapade in this bathroom.

He removed his hand from her throat and instead used it to caress her face gently٫ his thumb running over the black streaks littering her face as if he was checking to see if they were real. Her big٫ large doe eyes were looking up at him as he furrowed his brow in worry at her. She was so delicate٫ so fragile despite her bad bitch goth persona and he was actually worried that he would one day destroy her. Not in a fun٫ sexual way either. His mind wandered to how he didn’t want to hurt her anymore and he thought that maybe the best course of action would be to break whatever this was with her off٫ but he didn’t know if he had it in him to do so. He actually really did love Aurora and knew for a fact that he probably didn’t have the strength to let her go.

He was still fucking her as his mind raced through what he should do٫ it taking longer than usual for him to come because he was preoccupied mentally with a different dilemma. She was still writhing against him in pleasure٫ her hands gripping him with an extreme tightness that let him know that she herself was close to orgasm. He was good at putting on a good poker face and was glad she couldn’t tell anything was amiss٫ he really didn’t want to have to lie to her and he would have to if she asked what was wrong. He soon pulled out of her٫ setting her down gently to the floor as he milked his cock into shooting thick ribbons of his cum into the sink near by - him pulling his pants up again and cleaning the mess from the sink by turning on the water for a few seconds.

He kissed Aurora’s temple as she adjusted her top and skirt to look less disheveled before she looked into the mirror and gasped at her mascara streaked face and her wild sex hair. He watched her intently as she hurriedly fixed her appearance even though he thought that it didn’t matter much because she looked beautiful either way. He wrapped his arms around her waist and laid his head on top of hers as he looked at them in the mirror and couldn’t help٫ but think how good they looked together.

“I love you.” He murmured٫ watching a smile creep across Aurora's beautiful face as he said it.

“I love you Aurora٫ you gorgeous٫ delicate٫ little flower you.” He hummed again٫ her turning to reach up and pull his mouth to hers - pressing their foreheads together as she broke away.

“What kind of flower am I to you٫ Rick?”

“Of course you’re a magnus flower from The Forbidden Zone٫ deadliest٫ but most beautiful flower in the galaxy.” He replied٫ kissing all over the sides of her face as he awaited her response.

The flower he was talking about was a large٫ hibiscus like flower that was often poached and synthesized for either poison or an additive to multiple of the galaxies most potent drugs. It was a black flower that shined with a purple overlay٫ just as aesthetically beautiful as it was dangerous - there were even rumors that some sub species had cross pollinated and grown sentient overtime٫ but that was yet to be anything more than just a theory. This flower was not only one of the most beautiful things Rick had ever seen٫ but the minute he had stumbled upon it some odd years ago٫ he immediately thought of Aurora. Aurora was also a deadly force of nature when she wanted to be٫ but her beauty over shined her poison just like the magnus flower.

“Awe wow٫ that was actually r-really nice of you٫ t-thank y-you.” She stammered٫ her cheeks blushing wild with pink as she struggled to get her sentence out without stuttering nervously.

“I have my moments.”

“Rick?”

“Yes٫ love o’ mine.”

“Are we - is this? Are we finally together?”

“Is that what you want?”

“Well٫ I thought it was kind of obvious-”

“Then yes٫ we are whatever you want us to be.”

“Okay٫ good because we are absolutely fixing this eye sore of a bald spot tomorrow officially as a couple.” She beamed٫ her doe eyes lighting up at Rick as she said the words “as a couple”.

“Hey٫ it adds character.”

“No٫ it doesn’t - oh٫ and I love you too.”

“Took you long enough to say it back٫ christ.”

She giggled at him٫ his lips kissing a heart pattern all over her forehead now.

“We should probably get back. Ya know before they start to wonder where we are.” She said٫ grabbing his hand in hers as she started to walk towards the locked door.

“Oh٫ trust me they know where we are.”

“Was I really that loud?”

“Well٫ you weren't exactly quiet Ror.”

He rolled up his lab coat sleeves and walked over to the door unlocking it before opening it and gesturing her out first.

“After you٫ m’lady.”

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Note:  Note: First off, thank you for your likes and comments. This is a lot later post than I intended it to be. I’m working really hard on Chapter 9 and it’s taking me longer than I thought. That chapter is when Pheonyx and Daryl officially start the search for Sophia.  So, they’re alone and there isn’t a lot of show dialogue for me to bounce off of. I had a couple days of writer's block and I’ve been working slowly on it. I keep rearranging how I want their conversation to go and also rewatching the season over and over to make sure I’m characterizing Daryl correctly. I want it to be believable. Long story short, I don’t want to post chapter 8 until I have 9 done, so it might be a bit until I’ve posted it. I think once I get over this hump, since it’s the first one on one scene with Daryl and Pheonyx(with Kismet as his wingman) that I’ll be able to write faster. Hopefully. Also sorry for how short this is. The last chapter and this one was originally one chapter but I want to keep my chapters around the same length(3-4k) and it ended up over 6k. So I split it up. 

Chapter TW/CW: internal homophobia, transphobia, descriptions of past abuse, denial of sexuality?(Not sure how to describe it), self-deprecating thoughts, parental death.

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As Daryl was making his way away from the service, fully intending to head straight into the woods to continue the search for Sophia, Rick caught up to his long strides and cut him off. The cop stood in front of him and Daryl narrowed his eyes at the man. 

“Before you head out, I want to get the group together to make a plan for the search.”, Rick said. 

“Ain’t got time for that, man. Shoulda been out at first light lookin’ for the girl.”, Daryl snapped, annoyed at being held up. 

Rick placed his hands on his hips, one hand hovering on the grip of his Colt Python. “Just listen, please. Hershel’s stepson has offered his help for the search. And I’d like you to partner up with him.” Daryl was about to cut in, but Rick continued,  “He’s an experienced tracker and hunter, and he knows these woods better than any of us do. He says he’s been working with his dog on scent tracking, too. With both of you, and the dog, looking for Sophia, I think we have a better chance of finding her.” 

Daryl shook his head, irritated. He worked better alone. His focus needed to be on finding the girl and he couldn’t do that with someone else following him around. Having the group with him yesterday was bad enough. The woods were his domain, his comfort zone. Some stranger on his coattails, mucking up the trails, and making noise while he was trying to concentrate, wasn’t something he wanted to deal with. Not when a little girl’s life was on the line. 

As if reading his mind, Rick said, “Just talk to him. That’s all I ask. If you don’t want to work with him after that, then fine.” 

Daryl wanted to tell him off, or to just walk away. Before he could, Rick was turning and waving a hand to call over Pheonyx, who had been walking back towards the house from Otis’s tribute. Daryl noticed a slight hesitation and stiffening of the man’s body as he looked between Rick and himself. But it was gone in a blink of an eye. The hound dog followed behind Pheonyx and they both stopped in front of the two men. 

Rick smiled at the younger man. Daryl felt his ears warm as Pheonyx lifted the corners of his mouth in return. The heat spread to his face as the other man’s green eyes met his own. The light shade of green reminded him of the pair of fern plants his momma planted in front of their trailer when he was 7 years old. The old mobile home had been extremely run down. Paint was peeling off the walls and several windows had cracks or were missing from his Pa’s violent outbursts. The small grass patch in front of the trailer was often overgrown and full of weeds. But his momma wanted to fix the place up. Unfortunately they didn’t have a lot of money for paint, or pretty flowers to plant. They didn’t have a lot of money for anything really. Momma worked as a waitress at the local diner but most of the money she made, his Pa stole to use for drugs or alcohol. He remembered the day she brought home those little ferns though. His Pa had been off on a bender for a week, like usual. She carried the tiny plants in with a huge smile on her face. They'd been on clearance at the local hardware store because some of the leaves were dried out but his momma was convinced it just needed a little love and care. That afternoon, Daryl and Merle helped her clean up the yard. Merle borrowed the neighbor’s push mower to mow the small yard and Daryl helped Momma weed the area around the front door. He and Merle dug the small holes on either side of the door for the plants, stopping to throw dirt at each other occasionally. When the ferns were planted, the trio stood, Momma’s arms wrapped around both boys’ shoulders, and looked at the trailer. It was still shitty. The paint was still falling off and there was still cardboard on the windows. But the little plants with dried leaves made it look like home. Over the next couple of years, as his mother’s depression and alcohol problems grew, so did the plants. They grew so big that his Pa forced him to cut part of them down because he kept tripping on the long leaves when he would stumble home at night. Despite that, the plants thrived and every time Daryl saw them, he was reminded of that day with Merle and momma. The look of joy on her face. It was one of the few happy memories he had with her. And it was all destroyed the day the trailer caught fire.

The ferns burned away. Right along with his momma. 

Daryl felt his heart ache at the reminder of his mother. But the green of Pheonyx’s eyes still reminded him of that happy day and he was almost entranced. He barely even registered Rick standing next to him. 

“Pheonyx, this is Daryl Dixon. He’s the tracker I mentioned yesterday. He’s been headin’ up the search for Sophia. Daryl, this is Hershel’s stepson. Both Maggie and Hershel say he is an expert on the property and woods surrounding it. He’s offered his services-”, a loud bark from the mutt sitting at Pheonyx’s side had Rick pausing for a moment. “And his dog, to help find Sophia. I’d appreciate it if you two would work together to head up the search for her.”

The arms he had crossed over his chest tensed. As entranced as he was by the man across from him, he couldn’t work with him. In all honesty, he was slightly scared of the emotions he was feeling. They were unraveling the identity that he had clung to for so long. He hadn’t even spoken to Pheonyx yet and his stomach was already in knots. He had to stay far away from him. Maybe then, the feelings would go away. He wanted to lash out at Rick, at Pheonyx, the emotional turmoil raging in his head. But that wouldn’t do anything besides alienate himself further from this group. It might even put them in jeopardy of being kicked off the farm. And he couldn’t do that to them. 

“Work better alone”, he grunted at the man, not even looking at Rick. 

Pheonyx gave a nod, not taking offense to what he said. “So do I. But I spent last night creating a plan for the search. We can split up tomorrow but I need your help at least for today. I’ve been working with Kismet,” he tilted his head towards the dog at his side, some of his brown hair falling over his forehead. Daryl fought the urge to reach out and brush it back. “, on scent tracking for the last month. I need you to take me to exactly where she and Rick split up. He can follow her trail from there. It hasn’t rained so he shouldn’t have too much trouble.”

The sound of the younger man’s voice was like a soft blanket draping over his sweaty shoulders, it eased the tension in his muscles on contact. The sound wasn’t deep but husky and light. Creeping around his head like smoke from a campfire and easing the ever-present vigilance that Daryl had grown accustomed to. Almost losing his train of thought over the drug-like effect of Pheonyx’s voice, Daryl looked towards the sheriff, wondering why he couldn’t be the one to show the other man where Sophia went missing. As if reading his mind, Pheonyx continued, “Rick needs to stay here for Carl and Lori. And Shane fucked up his ankle at the high school. Or else one of them would take me.”

Pheonyx was right about Rick. Daryl couldn’t, in good conscience, ask the man to leave his son, who had just been at death’s door the day prior. And his stomach clenched at the idea of sending Pheonyx off with Shane. Daryl wasn’t entirely certain about Pheonyx’s gender identity. He could just be a biological male with more feminine features. But he suspected the man was transgender. It was no issue to him, but he had a fair idea that it would be an issue to Deputy Douchebag. Shane wasn’t as openly hateful as Merle was, but he was judgmental and sexist. Merle was a loud hateful person. He screamed and hurled slurs, made threats but he rarely ever reached the point of violence, unless he was high. But Shane, his hate was a simmering cauldron, just on the cusp of boiling. Quiet little bubbles that could easily lead to an exploding pot.   At the Quarry, the man kept camp duties fairly segregated in regards to gender. Women weren’t ever allowed on watch or runs, and were mostly kept to cleaning and cooking duties. Shane made the argument every time that the women weren’t trained and therefore would be liabilities. But he also refused to do gun training for anyone, citing lack of ammo as the reasoning. He didn’t go on long winded rants like Merle did. He chose sly comments and verbal digs as his weapons of choice. Offhand comments about “women’s work” and snorts when Andrea offered help with watches or runs. While Shane had never specifically said anything about LGBT people, Daryl just had a feeling that the man’s views would not be friendly. And with his suspicions regarding Otis’s untimely death, Daryl refused to put Pheonyx in the possible firing lane. Why he cared so much about a man he just met was something he was trying to avoid thinking about. 

Despite his personal preferences of working alone, and avoiding any more contact with Pheonyx to quell the feelings building in his chest, Daryl had to admit that having a scent tracking dog would give them a leg up in finding Sophia. Looking down at the dog, he had to contain a snort. The pup was on his back, body curled around, chewing on his back leg like it was a rawhide. He met Pheonyx’s gaze. 

“That mutt is a tracker? He don’t look like he’s got much goin’ on behind those eyes.” 

Pheonyx’s eyes drew together in confusion and he looked down at Kismet. Daryl noted a blush spreading across his tan cheeks when he realized what the dog was doing. At the sheepish look, he couldn’t contain his snort, and he heard Rick chuckle along beside him. 

The younger man nudged the dog with his boot, causing him to roll over into a regular down position. Daryl heard him mutter something unintelligible. Pheonyx stood firm though, the conviction in his expression settling in Daryl’s chest. 

“Okay, Kismet may not be the brightest crayon in the box, I’ll admit. But when he’s got a job he works hard. Unfortunately, you guys don’t have the luxury of shopping for a certified dog. I stand by him though. We’ve only tracked wildlife so far, but I would bet my life on this ‘mutt’”

Despite the voice in his brain telling him it was a bad idea, Daryl nodded his agreement to work with him and the dog. His heart sped up a bit at the thought of working closely with Pheonyx, but he brushed it off. He’d work with him to find Sophia. Then that was it. He’d back off and these intense feelings would fade. 

He hoped.

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SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️����🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

oh my god

[willowisapillow]

❤️ The Animated Misadventures Of Chucky And Andy (CONCEPT) ❤️

🎉 Friends till the end! 🎉

I have been way too obsessed with this AU y’all. While I was drunk on water, I was thinking about that, “If there was a movie or TV show where Chucky and Andy were friends, I would definitely watch it” comment I made in my Child’s Play AU post, and being me, I felt like making that a reality… sorta.

I’ve been making tons of sketches of a hypothetical TV show based on my whole AU, and yesterday, I decided to draw this goofy ahh little mock-up of what it would look like if it actually became a cartoon. And oh boy, do I have so many ideas for this that I so desperately wanna share :]

So since Chucky ain’t a murderer in this, it’s a (slightly) more wholesome take on the series, but that doesn’t mean that I’m gonna water it down, make it more saccharine or kiddify it. There would be some crude humor, dark jokes/black comedy, and lots of strong language, mostly coming from ol’ Charles himself, since he is also iconic for his very “colorful” language. Basically, it would be an adult cartoon in the same vein as other shows like South Park or Rick and Morty, but a bit more toned down.

So while there’s no extreme violence, I’d still think the series would probably be rated TV-14, along with a DL warning for suggestive dialogue and coarse and/or crude language. As for which channel the series would possibly air on, I’m thinking that it would most likely be on SYFY, or maybe Adult Swim.

Now for the plot! The whole plot is basically the whole, “lonely and eccentric young kid finds a magical/supernatural creature or thing and becomes friends with it” type plot. Think Lilo and Stitch, or Ponyo, but instead of an alien or a goldfish, it’s a talking doll. And as I’ve mentioned in my Child’s Play AU post, the events that would happen in the show would be similar to that of a slice-of-life anime like Azumanga Daioh, or literally any sitcom you can think of.

Chucky tries doing something unhinged and outlandish, often dragging and coercing Andy into his shenanigans, but the both of them would get caught in 4k by Karen.

Here’s a little summary of what the premise would be; 

“Young Andy Barclay’s life changes forever once he gets a Good Guy doll as a present from his mother. Little did the both of them know that this doll is a little more special than the others. Join him and his foul-mouthed sentient Good Guy doll, Chucky in wacky hijinks in this fun and irreverent slice-of-life comedy!”

In the show, the only people who would know about Chucky’s coming-to-life gimmick would be Andy and Karen (of course), and a few of Andy’s classmates, since there would be some episodes where he would sneak him into school to show his classmates, and um… you can imagine how it would go down lol

Actually, at the time of writing this, I thought up this super cursed scenario where Andy brings Chucky for show and tell, and some other girl brings a Barbie doll, and Chucky starts flirting with it. Jesus H. Christ, I can’t unsee it 💀

Since this does take place in the late 80s (specifically 1988), there would, of course, there would be things like MTV, big poofy hair, neon clothing, aerobic videos, etc. I absolutely adore anything 80s-related, so you know I’m definitely gonna go hard with the retro aesthetic for this show. There would be episodes where Andy and Chucky are hanging out at the local arcade, and just them playing NES games at home.

And last but certainly not least, there’s the voice actors. Obviously, I’m gonna keep Brad Doriff as Chucky, because mans is absolutely iconic. Though I’m not really sure who the hell would voice Andy or Karen. I do kind of imagine Karen being voiced by Dorothy Elias-Fahn or Tara Platt, but what would be your suggestions?

❤️ 🎉 ❤️

[lemonade-luvr]

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BELL 🔔🔔🗣️📢🔊💥🔥🔥🔛🔝🔪 OCULUS QUEST 2 HOW TO INSTALL TIKTOK SIGMA EDITION PRIME COLLECTION LOBOTOMY CORPORATION IS THAT TF2 FREDDY FAZBEAR URURURURUR🐻🐻🇺🇲🇺🇲KANYE WEST ON BACKROOMS SPEEDRUN FORTNITE WITH DA BOYZ 🙀😎🌚🌝‼️ EMINEM REACT TO OHIO SIGMA BABY GRONK GOKU HITTING THE GRIDDY SUSSY BOSS IN MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU 🇺🇲🗣️🐻🍔🍔🇺🇲🔥💥🔊📢 HIT THE GRIDDY JUMPSTYLE GTA 5 IN PS5🎮🎮💥🔥

[togaswifeeyy]

SKIBIDI TOILET WILL BE MINE🔥🔥💀😳💥🤯 ENTIRE OHIO RIZZ UP ICE SPICE GYATT SUSSY BUSSY RIZZ IN OHIO🔥🔥🫦 GRIMACE SHAKE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 😂😂😭‼️🤢🤣🤣 EMINEM VS MRBEAST COLLAB ‼️🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT, OHIO RIZZLER LEVEL 5 W GYATT 😳😳💥 IN THE CHAT!?? IS THIS FREDDY FAZBEAR SKIBIDI TOILET TITAN SPEAKERMAN? DON POLLO 🤯🔥🔥🫦‼️ COCOMELON SIGMA PHONK EDIT IN OHIO😈😈👽🎃YOU HAVE GYAATTT TO BE RIZZING ME!! HIT THE GRIDDY IN OHIO OR LANKYBOX WILL LOSE HIS GYATT 😭😭😰😱 PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES 🍑 🍑 I FARTED ON MY TOILET 🚽🪠 RIZZING UP SOME GRIMACES IN BANANIS 🍌🍌🙈🫦💅 GIGGLESAURUS FAMILY GUY FUNNY 🤣 MOMENTS 🙈🤯🤯 🤯🔥ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE??!! ISHOWSPEED EDIT VS BEN 10 KAI CENAT SIGMA STUFF COMPILATION ROBLOX MENTAL ASYLUM 😭😈😱😈😂😨😨😱🚽💥🚽💥🚽FORTNITE NIGHT DRINKING PRIME TRY NOT VOMITING 🤮🤮🤣 GORILLA TAG FANUM TAX 🦍🦍🌳💎 CLASH ROYALE MLG FLOPTOK EDITION🤮🤮🚽🙈 CG5 THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO 😰 CALL OF DUTY RESETCORE OHIO 😈😱🚽💥😎 YOUTUBE SHORTS COLD SIGMA 🥶🥶🧊🥵 MINECRAFT PREGNANT HUGGY WUGGY 🌊🟦RUSSIA SIGMA EDIT 🇷🇺🇷🇺🤯😎 RAINBOW FRIENDS ADDICTION FURRY MILF FACE REVEAL REAL OR FAKE 🤔🧠 DONALD TRUMP BEAMNG DRIVE 🚗🚗 DOORS CREEPYPASTA AT 3AM SKIBIDI TOILET CALLED ME IN LIVVY DUNNE'S MANSION🥵🍑🍆 AINT NO WAY THAT SUSSY GYATT CALLED ME L RIZZ SUSSY OBAMA THE ROCK FACE ☠️💀 QUANDALE DINGLE GOOFY AHH SILLY CAT MLG MINECRAFT🔥💀🔝🧠🧠 UR SO SKIBIDI😥😥 ISHOWSPEED RIZZ BANANIS 🍌🍌SUBWAY SURFERS YOUTUBE SHORTS ME WHEN AIRPOD SHOTTY 🔥🔥 FANUM TAXED BY SMURF CAT WINDOWS 11 LAUNCHING IN LIVVY DUNNE GYATT PICLE 🥶🥶 RICK AMOGUS SUSSY BAKA CAUGHT IN 4K WALTER WHITE GIGACHAD BRRRR SKIBIDI DAP DAP 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️💥😈👍👍💀💀👍☠️😈😭😈💀👍💀 JOSH HUTCHERSON AT 3AM WHILE FARTING IN TACO BEL

[theghostpinesmusic]

(Before I start this post in earnest, yes, Relix only posted this video at 720p resolution despite streaming it live at 4K. Oh well.)

"Red Bird" is one of my favorite Goose songs, and it's such a consistent jam vehicle for them that I'm surprised I haven't ended up writing about it yet. It's based heavily around Peter on the Vintage Vibe (which I'm a huge sucker for), it's got great lyrics and a unique melody, it's got a section that uses layered vocals to build to a musical peak (which I'm also a huge sucker for), and almost every version played has at least some great improv in it.

I know it's not particularly a genius move to have all red stage lights during a song called "Red Bird," but I still think it's awesome.

Super-rad vocal section starts at 4:06.

After that, the whole band vamps on the song's outro chords for a bit, Rick gets in an especially badass solo, then at 7:25 we depart for stranger shores. Again here, like a lot of jams from this run, Rick lays back almost immediately, switching over to a really cool, distorted, but quiet tone. Peter moves to the piano, and the camera showcases the weird, acid-y imagery crawling on the walls of the venue.

Some great back-and-forth between Rick and Peter starts at 9:30. Maybe it's the audio mix since this is a Relix video and not a Goose one, but I can't hear Trevor much at all, at least not enough to hear what he's up to.

I really dig Cotter's drumming starting at about 11:00 or so. For lack of a better way to describe it, it's super Fishman-y here.

Things get really syncopated at 11:37 as everyone brain-melds. This kind of thing would, historically, be a space the band entered briefly to build tension before a big release, but here they just sort of...stay there. And I mean that in a good way. I love hearing them fully explore weird, uncomfortable spaces like this. I also helps get away from the (occasional) feeling during a show with multiple long jams that every jam ultimately ends up sounding the same.

Around 14:00, Rick starts playing something even more circular and reverb-y, and Cotter responds by playing all of the drums at once. I really love this section as an evolution of the previous space. And when Peter locks onto a repeating piano pattern, which I sometimes complain about, it fits perfectly with what the rest of the band is doing.

I can actually hear Trevor, as it turns out, I just have to turn the whole thing up so loud that my neighbors can also hear him.

The baroque-scale stuff that Rick starts playing at 16:52 is just nuts and seems to push a slight change in the tenor of the jam, toward something more mellow and blissful. Rick starts playing something that fits the mood a bit better starting at 18:00, then at 18:15 busts out an octave shifter that immediately puts me in the mind of some of my favorite 2000ish-era Phish bliss jams. Trevor's playing is really minimal here, but it's the perfect addition to the sound the band is developing.

I didn't write anything about the next three minutes of the jam because I was literally just staring at it on my screen, totally caught up in what the band was doing.

At 21:53, everyone receives the telepathic message to switch to Rock And Roll Mode, which is pretty great, and that change gets us to the finish line.

I often do these write-ups primarily to revisit and more deeply listen to and appreciate particular performances that I enjoy, but occasionally I cover something like this "Red Bird" that I more or less completely forgot in the onslaught of four nights of big jams from the Capitol Theatre and get to have a moment of "Holy crap! This is really good!" which is nice. This one sort of fell off of my radar and I'm glad I came up with an excuse to hear it again!

[quin-ns]

Stay With Me (Rick Flag x Reader)

Word count: 4K

Tags: tss spoilers, more of Harley’s and the reader’s friendship than necessary (sorry not sorry), canon violence and death, injured reader, worried flag, angst, fluff, mutual pining, love confessions, kissing, a lil bit cheesy but happy ending

Summary: Harley is sure colonel Flag has a thing for you, but you’re not so sure. Then, when the mission turns sideways and you get hurt, everything changes.

A/N: first fic on my brand new blog! Idk if anyone will see this yet but oh well, I’m still excited since I love Rick so much 🥰

Cross-posted to ao3 • dceu masterlist • writing masterlist

As you boarded the helicopter and got into your seat, you couldn’t help the way your heart raced a little bit. Missions always excited you in a weird way. Sure, there was the perk of getting time off your sentence, but what you really liked was the adrenaline rush.

Being locked in a cell almost all day everyday was so dull. Your only solace from the boredom inside was the fact your friends were close by. They also both happened to be joining on the mission to Corto Maltese. Well, Harley Quinn would be joining you on the team—Rick Flag would be leading it.

You had no idea where Harley was, all you could see were male faces in the group boarding. Except for Mongal, but you obviously could tell her apart from Harley. Oh, and the Weasel. But once again, there was no way he’d blend in either.

You looked to Colonel Flag, ready to get up and ask him if he was sure Harley was coming, but he was busy directing everyone to their seats. He caught your eye and shot you a quick smirk before returning his focus to herding everyone on board. You ignored the way your cheeks started to feel warm from it.

Your eyes lingered on Rick for a bit longer, secretly loving the authoritative look on his handsome face. Despite the roughness that came with his job, he always looked at you with kindness and treated you as an equal. He talked to you differently than he did everyone else. He had a very obvious soft spot for you (he knew it, you knew it, everyone knew it), but it was never pointed out out loud. You thought it was sweet, but you’d never say that out loud either. You let out a dreamy sigh and turned your head away from him. You couldn’t let him or the others catch you staring.

Across from you, you were shocked to find the Weasel looking at you. It made your eyes go wide and you jumped a little at the sight of the feral looking creature.

Beside you, a weight crashed down and you turned your head again. You were met with Blackguard’s smiling face.

“Hi.”

“Um, hi,” you responded, letting your slight confusion appear on your face. You’d gone on a mission with him maybe only twice, but it was enough that he should know that—

“That’s my seat!” Harley’s voice echoed through the Helicopter. She made her way over and stopped right in front of Blackguard. She looked stunned that he would even dare to sit there.

Blackguard shrugged. “You snooze, you lose,” he said dismissively, focusing back on you. It was starting to become more clear why he wouldn’t give up his spot beside you. “So anyway-”

“Move!” Harley yelled this time, growing frustrated. If she didn’t look like she was about to kill him you would’ve laughed. He ignored her, which led to Harley narrowing her eyes. She leaned down and got in his face and that time you did laugh. “Listen here you little—

“Would you mind letting my friend sit in that seat? Please?” you asked loudly yet sweetly to interrupt her threat.

Blackguard’s cheeky smile grew wider. “What, we can’t be friends?”

Loud footsteps came up from the side. “Blackguard, move,” Flag ordered firmly. He was always looking out for you and even Harley. There was something else in his tone, though. In the stern expression on his face as he stared down Blackguard.

Finally, the bleach-blonde criminal scoffed. “Fine,” he said, obviously reluctant. He stood up and moved to a seat across from you and Harley, landing beside the Weasel. You shot Flag an appreciative smile before he walked away.

“Jeez Louise,” Harley scoffed out as she finally took her seat beside you. “Whatta brat.”

You smirked to yourself. “Maybe try getting here on time,” you said jokingly.

“Oh please,” Harley said sarcastically. “Everyone knows I always sit by you. We’re like a—uh—dynamic duo,” she declared, seemingly proud of herself for coming up with that.

““Dynamic duo”?” you parroted back, amused. “Careful, Harley. You’re gonna make us sound like heroes.”

Harley shrugged. “You maybe, not me.”

You laughed a little at that. “How am I a hero?”

Harley scoffed at your question, which was underlined with sarcasm. “Oh please.” She rolled her eyes dramatically. “You stole money from a bunch of rich jerks and gave it to people who needed it. You’re like, uh, who’s that boy that wears the tights?”

You laughed and ventured a guess. “Robin Hood?”

“Yeah! That’s you,” she retorted, grinning at you.

You looked at her and met her eyes before facing forward again. “Well if that’s true, then why am I sitting here?”

When you first met Harley and you told her why you were in Belle Reve, she had laughed in your face. She didn’t believe you, claiming you were undercover or lying. That only actual bad guys ended up in that prison.

She finally believed you when you revealed one of the “rich jerks” as she had put it that you had stolen from was Bruce Wayne. It made a lot more sense then. Because of the fact that you’d been able to steal money from one of the most well known billionaires in the nation, you were deemed too dangerous to go to any other prison. “Who knows what else she’s capable of?” they would always say.

After that admission, you gained Harley’s trust quickly. She seemed to admire you a bit even. It wasn’t long before you two formulated the strongest friendship you ever had. Now, years later, you were inseparable. Even when Harley got out of prison she came back to visit (and smuggle you out for girls night on more than one occasion, but no one needed to know that).

She still teased you about it, though. That’s just the relationship you had.

Harley pondered over the question for a few seconds, before saying, “they can afford better lawyers?” It came out as a question and you burst out laughing. Harley joined you because hey, it was true.

Harley’s eyes drifted away from you to look past. “Aw, how cute,” she said teasingly.

You furrowed your brows a little and turned to face her again. “What?”

“Loverboy is starin’ at you again.” She gave a smug smile and wiggled her brows.

“Who?”

“Who”?” Harley said mockingly. “Don’t act like you don’t know.” She rolled her eyes when you didn’t say anything, but the cheeky smile remained. “Flag, obviously,” she revealed in a taunting whisper. “He’s got a thing for you.”

As much as you wished it was true, you doubted it. Still, you couldn’t hide the blush that dusted your cheeks at the mere thought. “What? No he doesn’t.”

“Uh, yes he does,” she countered sassily. “He’s always looking at you and worrying about you. He likes you.” Your silence and the look you shot her told Harley you were unconvinced, so she continued. “What? You think it’s a coincidence he’s always leading whatever team you’re on?”

Finally, she got a rise out of you. “That’s his job, Harley.”

“Fine. Sure. Whatever you gotta tell yourself,” she said, acting dismissive.

You wondered what her goal was—she always pushed this so hard. Harley wasn’t an easy read, though. Half the time you had no clue what she was thinking, but she was always persistent about this.

You shot a glance Flag’s way after making a mental note to not look over at him while Harley was basically gossiping about the man. You met his gaze briefly, realizing he had been looking at you, before you both looked away.

You and Harley hadn’t been the only ones chatting, but all noise coincidentally died down in unison. The quiet only lasted for a few moments before everyone got rowdy. Javelin asked about T.D.K’s name, Harley fawned over Javelin’s accent, and Blackguard asked what the Weasel was. He thought it was a dog, Harley thought it was a werewolf. That freaked Blackguard out, causing him to panic. Suddenly everyone was talking over each other, which caused Rick to have to scold the group. You just sat back and laughed.

About a minute later there wasn’t enough time for any more chaos. The helicopter had arrived at the drop point.

You and Harley planned to jump together, letting a few others go first. When you got to the open door, a large hand landed on your back. You looked to your side and found it belonged to Rick.

“I’ll see you down there. Good luck,” he said loudly over the sound of the helicopter. You thanked him with a nod before Harley grabbed your hand and jumped. You went down with her, holding your breath just in time as you hit the water.

It turned out that the Weasel couldn’t swim, so you were already down a team member. You heard Rick yelling about it in frustration from above into his com. Things were already off to a not so great start.

You and Harley started swimming to the shore as you heard one final splash. Colonel Flag had jumped in, meaning the mission had officially begun.

When you two reached the shore together, you and Harley worked to lug a bag containing two guns onto the sand. Harley laughed wickedly as she pulled out the bigger and more destructive of the two for herself. You crouched behind a large rock just at the shoreline near her and waited for Rick, who was close by, to give his command.

Everyone else was too, except for Blackguard. He stepped out despite Colonel Flag demanding he stopped.

Things went from okay to bad to worse very quickly after that.

Next thing you knew, you were being shot at. The task force had been sold out by Blackguard and Waller refused to let your team retreat.

Evidently that was good enough for Harley, so she stood and fired an explosive from her oversized gun. Rick protested but Harley couldn’t be controlled.

He turned and gave you a look that could be compared to a fed up babysitter. You let out a loud laugh despite bullets flying overhead. A smile plastered itself on your face as the rush hit, grabbing your gun. Rick looked at you like you were insane.

“You’re fucking crazy, you know that?” he yelled to you, probably only halfway joking. You turned your head and met his eyes.

“You love it,” you teased, grinning. You looked back forward, missing the expression that told you how right you were.

“Quit flirting and come on!” Harley screamed at you and then began running, trying to get closer.

You took off after her, having no idea what her plan was but trusting her with your life. Flag screamed your name but you were already gone. Harley was running at full speed, dodging bullets with an energized look on her face. She thrived in chaos.

You fired your gun as you ran, unsure if you even hit any targets. Turns out you had and suddenly more members of the army focused on trying to take you down. You spotted a good place for cover behind a huge rock and took off in a different direction towards it. Harley caught you in her peripheral and changed course to follow you this time. She did a somersault as a bullet just missed her and landed right beside you safely.

Neither of you looked over the large rock, trying to stay out of harm's way for a brief moment. Just to catch your breath.

Loud gunfire from your side of the beach approached and the next thing you knew, Flag was landing on the ground beside you.

“You can’t fucking take off like that,” he reprimanded, a little out of breath. “You okay?” he asked calmer, looking you over.

“Never better,” you quipped back. He cracked a smile but it quickly disappeared when Waller’s voice came over the com to give the colonel an order.

Harley opened her mouth to make a snide comment about how Flag had gone after you (you could tell by the look on her face when she saw him) but her attention was drawn to T.D.K, who was actually called The Detachable Kid.

That went badly… and weirdly. Harley cursed, confused. Flag was frustrated, screaming about how he didn’t pick the team. You were just… speechless at the moment. No other mission had gone so bad so fast. You wondered what the hell you all had done to Waller for her to stick you with these amateurs.

Mongal only made matters worse. And yes, somehow things could get worse. Areas of the beach erupted into flames as the enemy helicopter crashed to the ground.

The entire team was being taken out one by one, mostly by its own recklessness. Unfortunately, Harley joined in—on what could only be described as stupidity—to run out from the safety of the rock into the warfare when she saw Boomerang go down.

A firm hand wrapped around your bicep before you could even think to stand. “Don’t you dare,” Flag warned.

“Harley-“

“Harley made her choice,” he stated sternly, jaw clenched. He stared you in the eye as he said, “I’m not letting you make the same one, you’re staying with me.”

As much as you cared for Rick, you were growing angry. “And what the hell makes me so special, huh?” you spit out. Harley was your closest friend and you couldn’t believe he was stopping you from trying to help.

Rick’s gaze was intense as you held it, challenging him. You were waiting for the tough take-no-shit-from-anyone Colonel to come out. But it didn’t. “Thought you knew me better than to have to ask me that,” he replied instead, not as rough as before but not soft by any means. He even sounded a little… hurt?

You were taken aback, not expecting that after preparing for him to finally snap at you. Lord knows you pushed him a few times, but yet another time went by without it happening. You wondered if you could even make him mad. It’s not like you wanted to, but the favoritism was apparent. It was like a theory you wanted to test.

The gunfire was still raging on and it seemed like you two were the only ones who could make a decent getaway. You swallowed your concern and started thinking tactically. “We need to move,” you decided. Harley was tough and smart, if anyone could survive out there alone it was her. You had to be selfish and think about your’s and Rick’s safety for now. “We can run for the jungle and try to hide long enough for Waller to send a rescue team. It’s our best move.”

Rick was silent for a moment before deciding. “You’re right. We go on three and you stay with me. Understood?”

“I will. I promise,” you said in confirmation.

His countdown came quick and you were on your feet running even quicker. You were in a full on sprint, no weapon (you had gotten up so fast you left your gun behind), just trying to head for cover. Rick was close behind, shooting as he ran with you.

When you stopped hearing him fire, fear overcame you. You paused running only briefly to look over your shoulder. Thankfully Rick was still on his feet. He had just run out of bullets and was tossing his gun to the ground to lose the dead weight.

A sudden pain stuck on your left shoulder and spread through your body in a jolt, but you had no time to fixate on it as Rick was charging forward. He grabbed you by the bicep to get you moving again. You winced in pain but he didn’t notice. When you started running, you barely did either.

His hand fell off as the two of you made it into the jungle. It was a steep path down and dark as hell. Your head was spinning and you were breathing heavily. You only made it about another minute before you started stumbling on your feet.

You didn’t even realize you’d hit the ground on your back until you saw Flag crouch down over you.

“Y/N, what-“ he fell silent, eyes wide. He touched the inside of your shoulder just above your chest and you grit your teeth in pain. When he pulled his hand away, it was a deep red. Even in the dark you could tell. “You’re shot,” he realized, horrified.

So that’s what the pain was. Made sense. How had you not noticed you’d gotten shot? Probably the adrenaline. You laughed to yourself, the world around you swirling. God, you were tired.

“Y/N, can you hear me?” Rick asked, cutting off the rapid inner monologue. He was more panicked than you’d ever seen him, and given the situations he had been in that was saying a lot.

“It’s fine,” you lied very unconvincingly. You didn’t want him to worry so much. It made you sad seeing him sad.

“Bullshit,” he shot back, clearly upset. With you, with himself, with the mission; you weren’t sure. You didn’t have the energy to figure out which.Thinking was too tiring. You just wanted to sleep. “Hey! No! Don’t close your eyes,” Flag ordered.

There was his Colonel's voice. First time ever he’d used it on you, but there was no true bite to it. It was just demanding and full of fear that he was terrible at hiding. It was endearing, honestly. Proved he cared. It made you smile. Your mind started to scatter, thoughts started leaving your brain. If you weren’t in pain it would’ve been peaceful.

“You’re not bleeding out on me, you hear? Stay with me, Y/N.” Rick’s hands came down to hold your face. His hand was sticky with blood—your blood—but you didn’t have the energy to cringe. He leaned down a little more, looking into your hazy eyes. “Stay with me.” The desperation on his face made your heart ache. You weren’t smiling anymore. “You promised me,” he said in almost a whisper.

“I meant it,” you rasped out in response to his pleas.

Curiosity overcame you, so you reached your hand up your body and pressed it to your own wound. You hissed at the sting, realizing how bad it was. He was scared of you bleeding out, which was starting to feel possible.

Rick started talking again, but not to you. You pulled your hand back and stared at your own blood, listening as Rick’s desperate begging for Waller to help went ignored.

Eventually his voice faded. Everything faded. Last thing you were able to comprehend was being hoisted off the ground—an arm under your back and an arm under your legs—and your head falling against Flag’s chest.

Then everything went black.

Bright light through your eyelids made them flutter open slowly. Your head was aching and your eyes were tired. You scanned the area and realized you were flat on your back on what felt like a table, staring up at the ceiling of a hut.

You heard a sigh of relief and then a pleasantly familiar voice. “She’s awake,” Rick announced. You turned your head to the side you had heard his voice from and found him smiling down at you. “Hey there,” he said softly, his hand raising to brush a strand of hair from your face.

That’s when you realized that his other hand was occupied with holding yours.

You opened your mouth to speak, but your voice caught in your sore throat.

“Hey,” Rick addressed someone else in the room. “Water- can I get some water?”

You heard footsteps and turned your head to the other side to find a woman with tanned skin and black hair offering you a cup. You accepted it with your free hand, not wanting to let Rick’s go. You gave a silent thanks before sipping at it, still laying down.

You took a deep breath before finally talking. “Who are you?” was the first thing you ended up saying.

“Sol Soria,” the woman introduced, offering a smile.

“She’s a member of the resistance,” Rick explained. “She helped patch you up.”

Your memory started flying back, starting with your wounded shoulder. It ached more now that you were aware of that. You looked down at yourself then and saw the top layers of your outfit had been stripped off, leaving you in your tank top with a large bandage wrapped around your wound.

Rick squeezed your hand reassuringly. “I was so worried about you,” he confessed. “But you’re okay now. We’re safe here.”

Last you remembered you were bleeding out in the jungle. When you looked at Rick again, you realized he was missing his shirt and his face that had once been dirtied up was now clean. You could feel that the dirt and blood had been cleaned from your skin as well.

“How did I get here?” you wondered aloud.

“Your man there,” Sol Soria spoke up with a smile, gesturing to Flag. “He carried you all the way here. Wouldn’t leave your side either until you woke up.”

You vaguely remembered being lifted but the fact that Flag had done all that just for you… you didn’t know what to say. “You carried me the whole way?” you asked with slight disbelief.

Rick smiled softly down at you with caring eyes. “I had to make sure you were safe.”

“And you are now. Both of you,” Sol Soria assured. “I’ll find some fresh clothes.” She exited the hut then, leaving you and Rick alone.

“Why?” you asked after a few beats of silence.

You tried to sit up then, struggling a little. Flag got to his feet from his chair and helped you steady yourself. One hand was on your arm just above your elbow and the other stayed holding yours.

Rick took a deep breath through his nose then sighed. You stared up at him as he towered over you. His hand that held yours suddenly lifted. You weren’t expecting him to press a soft kiss to the back of your hand.

“You know why.”

Everything finally added up—everything Harley had been telling you for months. The stolen glances and lingering touches that you thought were accidental, the shared smiles and laughs you thought were friendly, the worry and concern he seemed to only have for you, and so much more that was now replaying in your head. You had been denying it for so long, not letting yourself believe it to save yourself from being wrong—from being hurt—but now you couldn’t do anything but accept it. And you were happy to.

“Yeah, I do.” A smile spread across your face. “Still…” you met his eyes to find him staring back. This time neither of you looked away. “I wanna hear you say it.”

Rick smiled bashfully to himself, looking down briefly. “I’ve been wanting to,” he admitted. “For a while.”

You tilted your head to the side, curious, remembering that it wasn’t just you who had kept your feelings hidden. “Why haven’t you?”

Flag let out a small chuckle to himself. It sounded a little self loathing and a little amused. “Didn’t know if I could take it if I didn’t hear it back.”

The confession left you stunned. How could he think that? How could he not know your heart had been his this whole time? You released his hand then, which caused him to freeze. You quickly squashed his quiet panic when both of your hands cupped his face.

“You never had to worry about that,” you assured him softly.

You held each other’s gaze for another long moment.

Then, you made the first move. You pulled him in slowly, leaning up. Rick was quick to react, however, meeting you more than half way.

His hand gripped the back of your neck as his lips crashed against yours. The kiss was full of passion and love and lust as you two finally released all of the pent up emotions. It was everything you had ever dreamed of.

Rick pulled back first, breathless. His forehead pressed to yours and your lips brushed together. “I love you,” he panted out softly against your lips. “More than you realize.”

“I love you, too,” you breathed out. A grin flashed across Rick’s lips before he resumed the kiss.

You couldn't believe you had waited this long, but it didn't matter now. All that mattered was that he felt the same as you and no unspoken words stood in the way anymore.

[babblydrabbly]

Never Enough (Dark!Rick Flag x Reader) Smut

Pairing(s): Dark!Rick Flag x F!Reader

Characters: Rick Flag, mentions of Amanda Waller.

Word Count: 4k

Rating/Warning(s): Darkfic warning!! Language, violence, dubcon/noncon smut. Facefucking, humiliation, cunnilingus, fingering, penetration, handcuffs, cream pie. Descriptions of past abuse/conditioning.

A/N: Ex-Prisoner!Reader. No notes 😳 Just dark vibes.

Your five year stint in Belle Reve unfolded with little to no fanfare— until you caught the attention of Colonel Rick Flag. Now out and free, you thought you’d seen the last of his obsession with you.

But it’s just your luck. You’ve end up on ARGUS's radar with something they want. They send their Colonel to come collect.

The set up hadn’t even been for you. But it certainly looked like two birds with one stone in this case. When that fucking squad broke down the damn door, you knew— You were fucked. They stormed your crew's base, eliminating everyone who took up guns and fired back. But not you. You weren't loyal to this crew— These piles of shit who couldn't see a losing fight when it punched them in the face. So you booked it, abandoning the rest of them and already thinking of a new one to join on the way out. The cliche thought crossed your mind— You’d die before you got dragged back to Belle Reve.

When you had gotten your hands on some private militant corporations’ encrypted files, you couldn’t wait to find someone to sell them to. But now you knew— Someone had sold you out. And you wished you’d unloaded the files sooner.

It’s Flag who tackled you before you made it to the harbor—Your one getaway— his weight sending you crashing to the wet asphalt and your head straight into blackness. You woke up back at your crew’s base, the bodies already cleared and the rest of the Task Force nowhere in site. You stirred at the sound of his voice speaking to someone else. As you tried to focus, you watched and listened as he signed off over his comms. He tossed the small earpiece onto one of the work benches your now-deceased boss had up for the base's repairs. The entire room was covered in repair deluge— Thick layers of plastic tarp and equipment hanging from closed off areas made a perfect space for Flag to chain you up in. In the corner, the shine of a flood light in such a tight enclosure would've blinded you if it hadn't been aim toward the ceiling. The loud bang of something startled you, and you see Flag smashing the earpiece with a hammer from off the tool rack. Off off the record for this one, then.

“You finally awake over there?" He called casually, removing his fingerless gloves. The sound of his voice was visceral— Fear and loathing and arousal washing over you all at once. You hated the way your skin pricked up in response.

You already knew what he was here for. And if Waller wanted more of the information you had access to, you just might get out of this one alive. You just weren't sure how intact yet. Not when you hadn’t seen him in months.

Finally, Flag made his way over to you, and you expect the first punch, the first slap, the first blow in a series of many. Instead, the colonel grips your jaw in both strong, calloused hands, crowding you firmly against the wall.

He kissed you, rough lips leaning down to snag yours. You couldn’t help the whimper that squeaks its way out of you. The familiar sound made Flag grin against you as you grimaced away from him in return. You yelped when he took your bottom lip between his teeth and bit you sharply.

"What are you going to—" You gasped as he reached down, cupping your sex through your pants. Your thighs squeezed together, trying to startle away from his touch. He brought the back of his arm up to push it against your chest.

"Gonna do whatever the fuck I want tonight." He said casually in your ear. He invaded your space even closer— Making you feel small as he towered over you. "I've got you til dawn."

He seemed to like your confused expression. You gasped again when he tightened his grip and you tried to shake him off. His other arm came up then, slamming you back into the wall and sending your vision whirling.

With his free hand, Rick snaked his fingers through your hair and yanked your head to the side. You felt his searing hot breath before he's biting down on your neck roughly. His teeth and tongue worked over your flesh as he sucked an angry red welt onto you. He pulled away, the sound his lips make as they slurped over your new mark causing you to whimper.

Flag growled. He turned your head to the side so he could look at the purple and red bruise. His mark. He ran his thumb over your spit slick skin, and you felt your burst blood vessels burn at the touch.

“I know you missed me like I missed you, [Y/n].” He crooned. You turned your head away from him even though you knew it would get you in trouble. Like you expected, he grabbed your face, made you look him in the eyes. “Say it.”

“I missed you.” You whispered, trying to gulp. Rick relaxed his grip at your submission, his cupped hand trailing down to close gently around your neck. He delighted in the way the knot in your throat bobbed up and down nervously beneath his touch.

“Knees. Now.” He instructed slowly, in that low, deep voice.

A flash of something crossed your face. Defiance. Flag’s lips twitched, a frown threatening to form.

You’d been away from him too long. Forgotten how to follow his orders. You cried out when a boot comes around to kick the back of your knee in, your body falling down onto the cement. Flag caught you by the back of your hair to stop from you from falling on your face. You stayed there like that for a moment, crouched over, your breath shaking. You squeezed your eyes shut when you felt that hand release you— Tried not to whimper again when his fingers run through the strands at your crown, almost tenderly.

“You’ve been out too long.” He chided, brushing some of your hair behind your ear. “Should’ve came and found you sooner.”

You knew it. You knew it wouldn’t just end when your sentence was over. He had the resources. The hunter in him that had picked you out of a crowd had locked on like a wolf’s jaw clamping down on a kill. There was no way he would have just let you go. You wouldn’t have been surprised if he kept tabs on you since before you had gotten your hands on what Waller wanted from you.

It’s why you tried to keep moving. Kept doing these shitty freelance jobs with open crews in any big city that would hide you. You steered clear of D.C. and Louisiana— Gave yourself a wide berth between you and him. But it wasn’t enough.

The hard grip on your hair returned, Flag’s free hand coming up to undo the zipper on his suit.

You jerked away, a sudden burst of fight in you taking over your limbs again. But he expected it this time; You saw another a flurry of stars when he yanked your head back, slamming it against the wall behind you. Your shackled hands brace yourself on the floor as you will the room to stop spinning.

Rick tutted. He dragged a thumb over the fresh new cut on your temple now, making you wince. “Why would you go and give yourself a headache like that, huh?”

Your hands flew up to push against his thighs as Flag dragged you back to kneel before him. He’d taken his cock out by the time you were seeing straight.

You shuttered when Rick pried your lips apart with his fingers. You tasted the salt and blood on his touch. Then, without warning, the head of his hard cock was pushing past your lips. You inhaled sharply before you breathing was cut off. He doesn’t hesitate to push his thick length to the back of your throat.

Flag released a deep groan as you gagged around him, your mouth so fucking wet and tight. You watched from your knees as his head falls back above you, his hand combing through your hair gently again. “There you go, baby.” He breathed. “Fuck, that’s it.”

You whined. Between your thighs, you felt the unwanted coil of heat beginning as muscle memory took over. You felt the tears prick your eyes— From the pain, from the humilitation of falling back into this. You pulled your face away to drag your tongue up the underside of Rick’s cock, flicking at the bundle of nerves where his head met his long length.

“Fuck, [Y/n].” He said. The low sound that leaves your throat seemed to wind right up the colonel’s spine. Gripping the back of your head, you’re not prepared when he suddenly thrusted into your mouth again, his cock slamming into the back of your throat. He didn’t leave you any room, not an inch of space as he started fucking your face in earnest. Your breathing quickened, desperate to get enough air in to keep going for as long as he’ll make you.

You shut your watering eyes. He alternated between short quick thrusts and hard, sudden stops, burying your nose against the patch of hair at his base as he made you take him in his entirety. You felt yourself stretch around him, your cheeks hollowing out as you sucked Rick’s cock.

“You missed this, [Y/n]? Missed me fucking this pretty, slut mouth of yours?” He ground out. You betrayed yourself with an eager whimper, a tear falling down your flushed cheek as you looked up at him again. He’s watching you in return, watching the way his length disappears down your throat.

“Shit.” He groaned.

You gagged around another sound of agreement, you fingers twisting into the fabric of his pants as you gripped him tightly. He was going to come down your throat. The thought happens at the same time the wetness blooms between your legs. He continued thrusting, his hips bucking in their familiar way— He was close. You moved your head back and forth to meet each shove of his cock into your waiting mouth.

“Good little slut.” He commended. God, you were. That’s all you were now again, wasn’t it? You willed him look down at you again so that you can see him coming, see his face when he paints your throat with thick ribbons of his cum.

Your muffled sob is garbled by one last, hard thrust; His hand pinned your face there right up against his pelvis again as Flag finally climaxed with a string of curses. You started swallowing before he could even finish, his warm cum filling up your mouth, dribbling down your lips.

“Fuck,” He panted, thrusting once more for good measure. You gagged again. “Can’t get enough, can you?”

You shook you head like you knew he wanted you to, licking your lips when he finally pulls out of your sore mouth. Your jaw ached as you took a gulp of air, his spend still spilling from the corner of your lip. Flag reached down to wipe at it, pressing his thumb back into your mouth for you to suck clean. You did so, your soft tongue laving around it til it was shining. Guiding your head back down to his length, you obediently begin to lick the rest of his cock clean too.

His hips stuttered against your face as you worked over his sensitive skin. When you finished you look up at him for approval. Your eyes fluttered shut when he cups your chin again softly.

“That pussy wet for me yet?” He didn’t have to ask. He knew the answer. When you opened your eyes to speak, you jolt instead. Rick was pressing something unfamiliar to your nose and mouth. A sharp pain stung your eyes. You tried to scramble away again, fight or flight finally kicking in again, but it was too late. In your surprise, you inhaled a deep whiff of the chloroform soaked cloth in his hand. He shoved it in your face some more, until the room was tilting and the world around him turned black once more.

- - -

You can’t describe the throbbing ache that wracks your skull when you wake up again. Half in and out of consciousness, you try to move around, try to drag your hands over your tired, sore face.

Your hands stop short as you yank the cuffs clamped firmly around your wrists. Your eyes fly open.

They’re caught on the bedrail behind you, keeping your hands above your head. You glance around blearily, what had happened earlier almost forgotten. Almost.

You jump when a pair of hands grip you by the thighs, fingernails digging into your bare skin.

That’s when you feel it, the swipe of something warm and wet lapping at your exposed sex. You cry out when Rick dips the tip of his tongue into your entrance again; You feel a different ache wash over you— that hot pleasure/pain that’s throbbing in time with your beating pulse. You look down to see Rick, face buried between your spread legs, his arms keeping them pried open as consciousness returned to you. You writhe, try to squirm away from him. But between the bed and his iron grip, you have nowhere to go.

You’re naked. Bare and entirely exposed. Your nipples stand stiffly against the cool air of the room, goosebumps prickling your entire body. But it’s not just the air of what looked like some seedy motel room you were in— Rick doesn’t relent as you shake the handcuffs against the rails some more.

He doesn’t bother glancing up at your face either, but he does let go of low growl, pleased that you are awake again. He continues laving his tongue up and down you wet slit. You feel yourself involuntarily clench your cunt as a moan escapes you.

When he nips at your inner thigh, it hurts more than it should. You strain to look down between your breasts, past the curve of your belly to see your thighs riddled with bruising welts. As if to show you his handy work now that you were awake, Rick leans down to suck another red bite onto your flesh, making you go rigid. He runs his tongue over the spot again when he’s done, finally looking back at you.

You freeze.

“I wanted to apologize.” He says. You press yourself down into the mattress as he makes his way back up your body, his own figure pressing down heavily onto you. He frames you with ease, large thighs pinning you down into the bed. You make a scared sound, you knees pressing together.

Flag brushes your hair from your eyes. “Think I used a little too much chloroform back there. Your head must be killin’ you, darlin.” You flinch away from his touch.

A hand wraps around your throat in an instant.

“Don’t be like that.” He warned. Pressing down on you, you think he might just crush you like this. Instead, you feel his lips wrap around your earlobe, his tongue going to work again down your neck, your collarbone. The pressure atop you relents, and you exhale with relief.

Flag must misinterpret the sound as a sigh. You feel him smile against the skin between your breasts. He lets go of your neck, trailing his touch down your chest until he’s cupping your breast in his palm. He massages it while he mouths at the other, teeth scraping over your already-hard nipple. You arch against him. When he bites down, a sudden sob tears from your throat.

He hums his approval against your chest.

“Flag… please…” You hear yourself saying faintly. Rick is back between your legs, pressing his lips to your swollen clit before you can beg him to stop. Let me go. I’ll give you anything.

But he’s already taken everything from you. Could have taken the encrypted flash drive from you, but he won’t— I have you til dawn.

You arch again when he sucks on that hooded bud between your folds, your breath hitching. You feel the tears well again, feel them trail down into your hairline as you laid there prone for Rick Flag. He pushed your legs open wide again, and like old habits, you spread your weak knees apart. You keen when two finger sink into your soaked pussy.

He takes his time, scissoring and pumping his fingers in and out of you like he’s playing patiently.

“Look at me.” He demands when you try to keep you glazed eyes on the ceiling. You bite back a small sound when he uses his teeth on your clit, your body jolting again. He crooks his fingers inside of you, bending them until they brush over the soft, spongy flesh inside of you. You let out a deep moan, throwing your head back against the pillow before you remember to keep your eyes on him. You stare back, helpless under his touch.

The flame inside your gut burns until you can’t help it anymore. You cant your hips, press your cunt toward his face so that he can just bring you over the edge already. Your mind slips back into that addled state of submission, that place where you can only want what he gives you.

A flame burns behind Rick’s eyes too. He lets them flutter closed as he fucks you with his tongue and fingers. Your walls pulse around his touch, making the stiff arousal trapped between him and the sheets twitch achingly. Your breathing begins to pick up, a high, needy sound accompanying every little pant.

“You’re gonna come from just my fingers, aren’t you?” As if to punctuate how you’ve been away from him too long.

You nod, your lip quivering. You pull at the handcuffs as your back arches off the bed. Rick scoffs like it isn’t exactly what he wants— like it’s not exactly what gets him off— you, a quivering mess beneath him, already ready to come for him, You feel your skin start to burn, your face and ears flushing red as the tight coil in your abdomen builds more.

“Flag— Rick— Oh fuck.” You cry. “Oh please.”

“Please what?” He grinds out.

You try to bite back how easily the words come to you. But you can’t even hold your breath, your panting filling your own ears now. You whimper when he adds a third finger, sending a spasm through you. It stretches your wider, pulling at your muscles until every stroke is hitting that red hot spot inside you.

“Please, please make me come, Rick. Oh— oh. Fuck! I’m going to— I’m— I— I—” Your hips stutter as you fuck yourself on his fingers now, and Flag is content to watch you. He splays his tongue flat as you drag your clit over it again and again, until suddenly your back is lifting off the bed, your body pulling taut again the handcuffs. Your cries fill up the room until you’re a crumpled mess, panting and sweating under him.

Rick smirks as he pulls away, licking his glistening lips. You bury your face in the crook of your arm as the shame washes over you— it always did after he made you come undone so easily.

You hear the rustle of clothes, the sound of a heavy belt dropping onto the carpet floor. You know what comes next. Still, you yelp when Rick is taking you leg and flipping you over like you weight nothing at all. You land with your wrists crossed under your chest, and you try you best to get back on your elbows.

Behind you, Flag is already nudging your knees apart. You wobble on them over the mattress, your legs still shaking from coming moments ago. You feel the drip of your wet pussy inch it’s way down you inner thigh.

The movement behind you stops. Rick takes a moment to enjoy the view, his hand sliding up your sweat slick back. You arch under his touch, peering behind you warily to see his lust-filled face, head tilted as he stared back. Rick’s cock bobs heftily between your thighs.

“You look so damn sweet like this. Presentin’ that pretty cunt just for me.” He murmurs, his drawl thick and rough in his throat. Your pussy clenches again as a shiver runs down your spine, squeezing more of your own juices out. Rick presses his thumb between your folds with a teasing grin, running it over your pink clit. You jerk, hips bucking.

Not able to wait any longer, Rick is taking the flesh of your thigh in one hand, dragging your back to meet his hips. He lines up the head of his cock with your entrance, rubbing the bead of precum dripping from the very tip onto your sex. Finally, he exhales as he pushes his length into you.

It’s slow— Agonizing— The way he takes his time, fully hilting himself inside you until you feel his pelvis press against you. Your walls stretch even more than you expected. Your time away from him was obvious to you now— You think you might just burst like this.

You use your arm to muffle your sob again. It’s the wrong thing to do.

He yanks your head back by the hair until you’re gasping, hands flying up to grasp back at his merciless grip.

”What’d I say about hidin’ from me?” He snarls. You lose your balance, face falling onto the bed. He keeps you there, hand pressing the side of your face into the sheets as he starts fucking you. Staying there, bent and sobbing, his thrusts pushing you up the bed as he doesn’t hold back. Rick fucks you fast and hard, drilling you until you’re knees can’t part beneath him any further.

“Oh fuck, Rick. You’re fucking me,” You babbled mindlessly. The more you spoke, the more you begged and whined, the sooner you knew he’d be coming inside you. You cry out when a hand comes down to slap your ass roughly, leaving a ringing in your ears.

You feel him bend over, feel the way he covers your body posessively with his. The hand pressing your face into the bed releases you; It reaches around to grab a handful of your throat again. He noses at your ear from behind, hips still knocking into you as the sound of slapping flesh mixes with his deep, feral voice. “You’re fucking mine. Mine.”

“Yours!” You echo, gasping. You fuck yourself on his thick cock, pulse around it like your pussy was made for him. Your hips move on their own while you moan louder for Rick like a good little slut. The handcuffs dig into your wrists, and you cant even remember why he needed to put them on you. You were already his.

“I’m coming again.” You whined, turning your head around. Rick snarls again as he captures your lips, biting and sucking as another orgasm rips through you. Rick moans around your tongue while your walls clench his cock in a vice grip. By the time your legs give out, Rick is thrusting into you one more time, his hot come filling your pussy until its seeps out onto the sheets.

Rick collaspses on top of you, his softening cock still buried deep inside your cunt. You try to breathe beneath his weight, gasping to catch your breath again. A pair of arms come around to wrap you up in them, his body finally shifting after a moment to lay you both down on your sides. You twitch at the feeling of your walls still stretched around Rick’s cock. He presses his back to your chest, his breath heaving too.

“You’re never fucking leaving me again.” He growls in your ear.

You bite back your sob, nodding obediently.

“You're mine.”

You hear your own voice somewhere far away— a distant, broken thing as darkness swallowed up your vision again. He waits for you to whisper it back to him.

“Yours.”

[bones-sprouts]

No cry

Tubbo quotes

"The world is my inside."

"There must be some gay socks out there."[5]

"I'm a fish... bloop..."

"Lawyers don't die... they go to a special place..."

"BEES? Oh my god I love bees!"

"I'm fucking stuffed!"

"I'm a lawyer."

"Hey! Are you done with your pissing contest now?"

"Be careful, I’m a lawyer."

"I'm so high right now."

"I'm pregnant."

"You don't allow shit, bitch!"

"This is all a bit, we're all friends in the end. Don't attack anyone for this, it's just for fun."

"Egg! Mouth! Nom!"

"I've been cooking this fucking village."[6]

"The containment pit for containing shit"[7]

"What's up with everybody killing themselves in my courtroom?"

"I'm taking out my anger on innocent creatures."

"We like the pieces of plastic that make the noise when you put them in the magic box."

"I like it da bees."

"They're rotting away in the Archives to only be looked at the EYES OF ROMAN MEN!"[8]

"DOWN WE GO TO THE ARCHIVES!"[9]

"The secretary at the Archives had blue eyes!"[10]

"Hey Ranboo"

"TechnobladEeeeE, problem there no is not!"[11]

"Oh no, they had seggs on the cRaFtInG tAbOuL!!"[12]

"I COULD BUY 250 HAPPY MEALS!"

"You just got corrected by a dyslexic person."[13]

"We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning."[14]

"You spin me right round' baby right round' like a record baby right round' right round."

"I'm about to hit-spit-spackle the FUCK out of someone."

"I just Rick Rolled 127 thousand people. If that's not power I don't know what is."

"Internal fighting! Like internal bleeding, but fighting."

"NO THE TURTLES!"

"BIG Q, DO SOMETHING!"

"I'm gonna go beat some people up!"

"you can yoink my dick- I meant docks"

"SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!"

"CAUGHT IN 4K, BITCH!"

"Don't worry! If there's one language I can speak, it's m*th!"

"0% crime rate baby what can I say?"

"Into my dick arc where i’m really interested in dick."[15]

"I'm going to skin you, and sell your organs."

"I am extroverted."[16]

"Somehow I got from sushi to communism"

"If we go up then we go up to FUCK"

"Surely not"

"Now he can't breeeeathe"

(Source: The dsmp wiki)

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🌙 anon you are my most dearly beloved, these actually helped lots :]