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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
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Elf beauty standards and human beauty standards are so totally different that by elf standards Barry is like the most beautiful man and by human standards Lup is like the most beautiful woman but both of them think that they're very plain and the other is totally out of their league
the implication that 45-year old men with dad bods and a jeans addiction represents Peak Elf Beauty is uhhhh Very Good.
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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?
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Very important public service announcement.
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An Update:
I'd like to thank all the people who just up and decided to start following my account out of nowhere, first of all. Like holy shit? Thanks. If any of you've seen what I do alot of on here, you know I like to post my art. Haven't done it in awhile, but I'm gonna start back up soon with some random shit. Not really into SU anymore, but D&D has really luckyed my charms as of late, so less fanart and more original works in the future.
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The Map of Nobody Wants to Be the Guy Draws the Map
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Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this
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MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about
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bonus sharks…………
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WHAT.
HAS.
HAPPENED.
TO.
EDUCATION.
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i’d like to nominate the armadillo lizard & the gila monster for “skulls where u know exactly wtf is going on”
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Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.
Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.
Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.
Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.
Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.
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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
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From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.
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You don’t have to love your body
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No matter what trump does good for this country, it doesn't unexcuse shit like this.
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It’s fucking prison camps holding 1,400 children. that’s fascism. 
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Being a writer means having like 5 baby name websites bookmarked, a very suspicious browser history, and a vast amount of knowledge about seemingly random topics like when stop lights were invented or how much blood you can loose before passing out.
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