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International Conference on "English Language Education in the Chinese Context".
The systematic dissemination of the latest research findings and knowledge is crucial for the collective development of any discipline.The sole aim of ICELECC-24, which will go down on the 23 rd - 24 th April 2024; in New York, USA, is to facilitate this exact thing for the benefit and advancement of "English Language Education in the Chinese Context".
Part of the conference agenda is to bring together policymakers and academic leaders to help overcome the institutional and ecosystem barriers that currently impede the smooth proliferation of the latest scientific knowledge in . Collaboration at a high level, as can be seen in some of the largest commercial and non-commercial research institutions in the world, and at a more widespread level, particularly in developed nations, can only take place if these obstacles are addressed and if active solutions are put in place to mitigate their long-term effects.
The ICELECC-24 intends to put an end to these long-term effects, for - the securement of the future of "English Language Education in the Chinese Context",
The betterment of the professionals, students, educators, research professionals operating within "English Language Education in the Chinese Context", and
The continuation of the discipline's advancement and progress through the facilitation of high-level research studies globally.
This conference firmly intends to create and foster the engagement of professionals on a global scale. Participants are guaranteed to benefit from the highly illuminating lectures, insightful discussions, informative panel discussions, enlightening presentations, as well as instructive and informative workshops, and more.
International Conference on 'English Language Education in the Chinese Context' - 23 April 2024
#english language#translators#23 april#english language day#interperters#academy#workshops#panel discussion#language#language exchange#english learning#linguistics#language education#language skills#language community#sch#research scholar#scholars
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Research and ADHD
Not me leaving instructions to myself in large size letters cuz I know that if I open this file three hours from now I will have no memory of what is going on and am 95%sure to miss it if it's the same size as everything else ahahha
I know how to spell I just can't type on the laptop very well and do not have the patience to correct stuff at 5AM when all I wanna do if slose everything and sleep ahahah
#academia#research#research work#research scholar#first research#BIS 11#psychology side of tumblr#🤝#yoga side of Tumblr#citing#citations#what are your sources#paperpers feom peer reviewed journals of course#state your sources#science side of tumblr#textposts#adhd#bhramari pranayama#bhramari
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Benefits Of Attending International Conferences
For any student, scholar, or researcher, conferences play a major role in their academics. Especially when it comes to an international conference, it is like a life-changing event in terms of academics. The benefits that come along with attending an international conference are long-lasting. Being part of an international conference is one of those things lying on top of almost every student’s checklist for their academics.
Read more: https://www.ardaconference.com/blog/benefits-of-attending-international-conference/
#StudentSupport#education#researchers#Academicians#conference#international#internationaleducation#internationalconference#students#research scholar
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Whether virtual or in- person, conferences are the place to form genuine, quality connections with like minded professionals.
IASTEM invites you to join us in Chicago for the International Conference on Social Science and Humanities.
For more information, click on the link below: 👇 http://iastem.org/Conference2023/USA/4/ICSSH/
The deadline for full paper submission is
🗓️4th April 2023.
❗Enroll here: http://iastem.org/Conference2023/USA/4/ICSSH/registration.php
Sign-up before 🗓️ 2nd Apr 2023 to get 20% off on the registration fee (applicable to all categories).
Hope to see many of you there on *22nd April 2023*.
#conference#chicago#united states#hybrid#upcoming events#events#social science#humanity#publication#journal#research#research scholar
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PAINLAND WEEK - DAY TWO - MYTHS/LEGENDS → Sophus Helle, Gilgamesh — tablet XII, lines 87-95
#dead boy detectives#painlandweek#payneland#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#jayden revri#george rexstrew#dbdagifs#mygifs#dbdaedits#myedits#dbda and gilgamesh#if there's any babylonian scholars in the fandom#im sorry i tried my utmost best#my linguistics degree did not entirely prepare me for this#i did hours of research for this and i'm not even sure the cuneiform is right#because i could not find any visual documentations of these lines on tablet xii#and so i was relying on a.r. george's 2003 'the babylonian gilgamesh epic'#along with an akkadian dictionary and ePSD#and even then i'm not sure i have the right characters
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"Then a youth, his brows wreathed in chaste laurel, appeared in my dream to set foot in my home. No previous age of men saw anything more beautiful than he, nor was that a human work of art. His unshorn locks flowed down his slender neck and his myrrh-scented hair dripped with Syrian dew. His radiance was such as Latona’s daughter the Moon displays, and rosy was the colour on his snow-white body, as a maiden first escorted to her young husband with blushing face dyes her tender cheeks, and as when girls entwine amaranthus with white lilies and as shining apples grow red in autumn.
The hem of his cloak seemed to play about his ankles (for this was the garment on his shining body). A work of rare art, gleaming with tortoiseshell and gold, a melodious lyre hung on his left side. This he played when first he came with an ivory plectrum and gave forth auspicious songs from his tuneful lips."
– Lygdamus, Elegies (trans. Robert Maltby)
#Apollo#so normal about the inhuman beauty of Apollo#“nor was that a human work of art” mm you're so right#I have fallen into the rabbit hole of Apolline beauty in Latin lit#all because i just wanted to do some research to answer an ask I'd received#the commentary on these elegies were delightful#also apparently some scholars insist that Lygdamus was just a name that Ovid used#to stay anonymous in his youth#lol#quotes#mine
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Snezhnaya's most controversial scientific publication
Tags/warnings: nsfw in the way a national geographic documentary is, absolute crack, segment incest, near noncon, non graphic violence mention, implied cannibalism
Note: I feel like an absolute mad lad. Please read the appendix as well guys.
Minors do not interact
"The Jester requested that I make public some of my research to dismiss concerns among the populace - a ridiculous demand."
"But, Doctor, we can't just.. Do we even have anything that wouldn't be dangerous?"
What was The Jester thinking? To make such a demand during an already busy period.
Dottore waved a dismissive hand, clearly having to restrain himself from letting further venom into his words, "We do not. Which is why you are relieved of your duties for the next week. Figure something out. I don't care about the contents, make it harmless and get it published."
You blinked at him, well aware that you must look like a fish struggling to breathe. With a tight jaw, you lowered your head in acceptance, already mourning all the extra hours you'd have to put in to catch up next week.
Well. If he doesn't care, why not make it interesting? As The Regrator said; sex sells.
Courtship and mating behaviours observed in Duplicare Dottorensis
Note that full taxonomic classification remains unclear as the class this species belongs to remains a heated topic for debate. The scientific community is in agreeance that the species belongs to one of the classes within the phylum 'chordata'.
Though asexual reproduction is speculated to occur most frequently - the exact process has yet to be observed, but bears some resemblance to that of some single celled organisms - fully matured individuals have been seen partaking in behaviour interpreted as courting.
As this species is rumored to exhibit an unrivalled level of variety in the strategies they employ to secure a mate, this study aimed to monitor a population and document every observed strategy. By doing so, the authors hope to quell the countless rumors currently circulating and causing unrest.
By employing a variety of techniques including, but not limited to; usage of subdetection units, combing through historical records, eye-witness accounts, and catching and marking select individuals, this document attempts to provide a detailed account of behavior associated with sexual reproduction.
Pacify with food
A younger segment, around the age at which The Doctor was still a student (~20), was watched closely for three days after exhibiting a strange shift in behavior. During feeding time, he would sneak off to the kitchens and, while staff was unaware, pocket scraps and spares of various foods. Strangely enough, he seemed to gravitate towards dishes that wouldn't require utensils, but instead take a bit of time to prepare and eat (various fruits that would have to first be peeled seemed to be a preference, although desserts also held his interest).
On the third day, he spent nearly two hours trying to wrap the bounty up neatly, cursing the entire time. Once satisfied with the - in our opinion rather crude - wrapping, he singled out Prime's partner going about their routine and approached carefully. Once he was within range and had their attention, he placed down the 'gift' and gave it a little kick before backing off. While they were opening it, he continued to hover around them, preferring to stay behind while continuously checking how far with unwrapping they were.
When he finally gained the courage to shorten the distance, the gift was fully unwrapped and inspected, yet they made no move to start eating. This seemed to cause the young individual a great amount of discomfort as he promptly turned and fled the room. (1)
Non-violent display of physical prowess
Another, slightly older (~25), segment exhibits drastically increased confidence compared to the younger version. By employing bribery and coercion, this version (believed to have been created to emulate the mindset of The Doctor shortly after attaining his title) recruited several other segments, all younger than himself, and spent about a week putting them through rigorous training.
This took place in a secluded room, often during the late evening or at night, and would go on for about two hours per session. We were lucky enough to have already installed a surveillance device in this room, meaning we had access to large amounts of video material (send an inquiry to The Doctor if you wish to gain access).
The segment of interest would instruct the younger ones to accompany him in an elaborate routine with his weapon, seemingly having them act as 'backing' to further highlight his superiority. The youngest of the group would be seated atop a table and simply observe, possibly standing in for the role of a prospective mate. (2)
Rough displays of physical prowess
As it quickly turned out, the above display is only utilised by a minority of the segments at that age. By far, the most frequently observed behaviour among segments of The Doctor's early days as a harbinger would be attempting to establish dominance.
While segments frequently engage in discussions and even loud arguments, these had a tendency to derail - sometimes to the point of violence - in the presence of Prime's partner.
During our period of monitoring, a total of 27 heated arguments took place in the presence of Prime's partner with all of them devolving to personal insults, 15 to minor acts of violence, and two of them escalating to the point of both segments being deactivated temporarily to undergo repairs. (3)
Occasionally, older segments were prone to display this behavior as well, but preferred to argue with Prime instead of fellow segments. This made for an interesting discovery, as younger segments would use these periods of distraction to attempt sneakily approaching Prime's partner. By keeping an eye on the argument taking place, the younger segments could time their attempted courtship and escape before neither Prime nor the older segment could discover what was happening. (4)
The impersonal approach
While only a single segment was observed to display this behaviour, it was still deemed essential to include due to the objective of this paper as well as the particular segment's relative importance.
The Omega segment, recognised as the most arrogant segment (and seeing himself as superior to the rest, the bastard) took a much more subdued approach to courting Prime's partner. During the daytime, Omega let himself into Prime's quarters - the author managed to sneak in behind him - and searched around for a brief moment.
Once he'd located a drawer of interest, Omega proceeded to rid himself of the lower half of his outfit, revealing (to the author's surprise) what appeared to be a fully functioning reproductive organ. Even more surprising were the subsequent actions, as Omega then detached this part, gave it a quick rinse, and placed it in the drawer.
Looking awfully satisfied with himself, the segment left Prime's quarters. The content of the drawer were confirmed to be a selection of toys. (5)
The unapologetic approach
Interestingly, segments older than Omega displayed the same levels of detachment from the copulation itself, but adopted a more direct approach to guarantee their succes.
This culminated in a confrontation when a segment assessed as middle-aged brought Prime's partner into the vivisection room. The segment in question had been observed tinkering with a vial of milky fluid and a device for automated injection, likely its own design.
Upon leading Prime's partner inside, the usually mild-tempered segment proceeded to forcefully restrain the other, strapping them down on the table. (At this point, the author was following events closely and alerted Prime).
The segment stripped Prime's partner and proceeded to carefully disinfect their abdomen while seemingly debating if a sedative was necessary. Upon picking up the delivery for injection and letting the sharp tip rest against their skin, the segment was interrupted by Prime breaking open the door.
Though no harm came to his partner, the segment received a rough scolding and was promptly sent to Liyue to check on a minor operation there. (6)
Minimal risk approach
The most baffling display was, by far, the strategy employed by some of the older segments. At first, their behaviour was written off as irrelevant to this study, but a chance discovery unveiled their cunning scheme.
During or after the fights between younger segments, described earlier, these segments would single out ones that looked interested in joining the fight but hadn't, or approach the loser afterwards. Under a false guise of kindness, they would then offer to teach the younger segment how to approach Prime's partner, claiming that they themselves "weren't interested, but sees no reason to not help".
This would in nearly all instances end in some form of sexual activity during which the older segment would discreetly tinker with the other segment's leyline connection. To figure out the purpose of this, one of the older segments were approached and questioned on the topic.
Apparently, the process finetunes the connection between the two segments, allowing for a period of time where they can - if they've discovered how to access it - feel on their own body what happens to the other. This usually lasts around a week, and the older segment will then sit back and simply wait. If the younger segment manages to engage in mating with Prime's partner, the older segment will be able to feel every part of the pleasure, while risking none of the repercussions of being discovered by Prime. (7)
Long term investment
Though initially outside the scope of this study, it was impossible to avoid observing Prime himself interacting with his partner. As such, it was decided that his behaviour would serve as an interesting reference, as he is the sum over time of the segments.
Prime is, perhaps unsurprisingly, much more relaxed about courting his partner, likely because he does not feel threatened by the segments. Still, it was noted that Prime would at times discard his work to enter his private workspace. Upon leaving, he would head straight for their shared quarters before returning to his scheduled work again.
When questioned, his partner immediately realised what I was referring to and invited me into their quarters (stating that they found it humorous to include Prime in this). Upon entry, they began showing off various gadgets, drawings, and trinkets, some of them elaborate and others of a simpler nature, stating that they could hardly mention any contraption that would make their life easier without Prime returning with it a few days later.
They also showed decorative pieces made by Prime as well as a few pieces of jewellery, explaining that his hands were always busy with something, and that often resulted in little gifts. Interestingly, the vast majority of these gifts wouldn't be announced by him, but simply placed where his partner would notice, and when questioned, he usually just shrugs. (8)
Conclusion
Though many different strategies for courting were observed, it still remains unclear if they are constrained to different ages. Setting up such experiments would be the next logical step.
If this is representative of how Prime courted at different stages of his life, then the author would love to know how on Teyvat he managed to land a partner???
Declaration of conflict of interest
The author of this paper is employed by The Doctor but ensures he had no influence on data collection, analysis, or writing. Furthermore, the author is aware of their bias regarding segment Omega (take the credit for my findings one more time, and I'll break that artificial dick of yours).
Appendix
(1) In many species of arachnids, the male risks being cannibalised when approaching a female to mate. For this reason, he brings a nupital gift, most often consisting of food in hopes of distracting the female while he mounts her. Some males will stuff their woven packages with not only food, but inedible scraps as well, to increase the size. There are examples (Latrodectus hasselti) where the male will willingly wriggle in front of the female to tempt her into eating him. This supposedly increases his paternity compared to males that don't sacrifice themselves. (2) The blue manakin (Chiroxiphia caudata) performs a courtship dance for the female. The male is backed by several younger males (they jump over each other on branches while moving sideways) and does various movements to display his health. The dance ends with the male swooping over to the female where he waits for her decision. The birds spend a good amount of time on practice, and will have a young male stand in for a female during these trial runs. It's incredibly fun to watch videos of. (3) Members of the Cervidae (deer) family have bucks going through ruts, during which they become increasingly aggressive. While fighting over females, the bucks will occasionally get their antlers stuck - either in its surroundings or tangled with another buck's antlers - in cases where the buck is unable to free themselves, they may starve. (4) Mirounga spp. (elephant seals) employ 'sneaky' behaviour during breeding seasons. An alpha male will establish a territory to protect and lure females in to establish a harem. Smaller beta males will often wander around along the edges of these territories and observe the alpha. A beta male might attempt to fight the alpha for the rights to the territory, and during this time, younger males might sneak past the two fighting to mate. The beta male will also sometimes wait for the alpha to be busy copulating and then try his luck in the other end of the territory. (5) Argonauta spp. (paper nautili, a genus of octupuses) has a funky way of mating. Males are around a tenth of the size of a female and only capable of mating once in their life. They approach the female, inserting a specialised arm (hectocotylus) into the female (the pallial cavity) and then proceeds to detach the arm from his own body. Fun facts; when the hectocotylus was originally observed in females, it was assumed to be a parasitic worm. Live males have yet to be observed in the wild. (6) Some beetles, such as the Hydrophilidae family (water scavenger beetles) will mount a female and pierce her abdomen with his reproductive organ. In this particular family of beetles, the female must consent and lower herself, but that is not the case for all beetles. (7) Drakaea glyptodon, along with many other orchids, have developed a distinct leaf known as the 'labellum' (commonly called the 'lip') to better attract pollinators. This labellum is specifically modified to resemble females of the orchid's selected pollinator (in this case a species of thynid wasp). Most orchids have few or just a single pollinator (there's a cool example of an orchid whose pollinator is extinct and we only know it from the shape of the labellum, the plant is Ophrys apifera has since developed self-pollination but retains the labellum). Once an insect has been lured to attempt mating with the labellum and thus lands on the orchid, some pollen will be slapped onto it and it then carries that pollen along to the next orchid that tricks it into landing. (8) Members of the family Ptilonorhynchidae (bowerbirds) construct elaborate structures to impress a female. These bowers will also be decorated using a plethora of items, all of them carefully selected based on colour preference of the individual species. Items typically include fruits, stones, shells, flowers, and feathers. Some species have also been observed to place these items in a way that essentially creates an optical illusion, making the male and his crafted bower appear larger and more impressive.
#okay guys I'm aware that no one asked for this but I just had to do it#I wish this had required more research than it actually did#yeah i'm back to teach you guys some fucking biology with the help of your favourite silly scholar#anyway imagine once prime hears the news and finds out exactly what his trusted assistant decided to publish#but to be fair; it's his fault for not paying attention or demanding peer review#and imagine being prime's partner when he finds out that you sold him out and revealed his soft tendencies lmao#il dottore#dottore#fatui harbingers#genshin impact fanfic#genshin fanfic#crow with a pen#as always divider is @/cafekitsune
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Well, it's for a school research paper and we have to gather data on how social media affects stress and people's mental health.
Thank you for answering my dumbass questions even though it probably seems stupid, i really appreciate it
First off, asking for help on finding sources is not stupid/dumbass, it's the opposite. Smart people ask for help when they don't know what they're doing.
Second, since you said school and not uni, I'm going to assume you're at high school level roughly and not uni/college. If so, then google scholar is going to be a fine starting point for you to find sources. It's generally user friendly and going to provide decently quality for what you need.
Unlike main google, it's been untouched by the AI nonsense and functions mostly like it did 5 years ago. It's also handy because it will often provide free copies of papers when it can find one. It should help you get some good research papers as sources that you can use as citations, and it'll let you save articles/handles citations for you.
Here's a quick guide for what you need to know to use google scholar!
When searching, put in keywords, NOT questions.
For reasons unclear to me, search engines and humans being weird has trained people to type in queries to search engines like questions. This is bad!!! It will get you worse results!! You want to instead remove any unnecessary words and focus in on giving the computer the most unique keywords to match you with what you actually want. For example:
BAD: how does social media affect stress and mental health?
BETTER: social media stress effect mental health
BEST: social media mental health
You really want to par down your keywords as much as possible, limiting connector or filler unless you absolutely need it. The more specific words you use (ie using "depression" rather than the more general "mental health") the more specific your results. Focus on practicing that and you'll do excellent.
With that out of the way, for actual google scholar use:
Right here, we have a very important feature, the free copy. If google can pull up a free public copy of a paper, it will! Always use those when possible.
Always check the date on the research you're pulling! For a topic like social media, I would be wary of pulling any source that's 5 years or older, since it's an evolving landscape! For other topics, the rules vary a lot depending on the topic and quality of research available.
Next up, saving & citation. The save button lets you save an article for later. You can stick it on a particular list. Handy for keeping track of sources. The cite button generates citations for you, in most of the common styles. Saves you having to mess with making them yourself.
Finally! Further research! When you click down here, you can see articles that have cited this paper and related articles. Both are quite handy for exploring a particular topic further as you look for research that builds on what you've found. Particularly when the area you're looking at is niche or highly specific. Also a great way to find systematic reviews of data that are sometimes a bit stubborn about showing up in research results.
Hopefully all of that is helpful, best of luck on your paper anon!
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I think Emmrich will be my favorite character in dav, I really loved all of his appearances so far ("The Flame Eternal" was my favorite). Plus, there's something about scholars AND gentle people helping just out of the goodness of their hearts that really pulls on my heartstrings
#also while I love evil scientists and am very excited for our local STEM goddess#i need more good scholars#and scholars who aren't hermits that don't care about anything that isn't their research field#it may not surprise you guys that mordin solus is my favorite me character#the only reason i'm putting this here is so i can come back and laugh when dav proves i'm absolutely wrong#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age dreadwolf#dav#emmrich volkarin
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International Conference on English Historical Linguistic.
The primary aim of Conference is to emphasize energetic studying and inspire collaboration through the interplay and dynamic elements while enabling researchers and scientists to share cutting-edge development in the area.
International Conference on English Historical Linguistics - 05 to 06 June, 2024 New York, New York, USA.
Conference Inquiry Email ID: [email protected]
#linguistics#language exchange#Digital Humanities#digital culture#language history#old english#historical#linguists#creative research#Linguistic Diversity#translators#interperters#a nexus of interrelationships between individuals#english language#engineering#research scientist#research scholar#languageexchange#LinguisticDiversity#english philosophy#english poetry#english literature#Historical#English philosophers#english writters#english poets#english teacher#english scientists
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Rare
#bloodborne#edgar choir intelligencer#micolash host of the nightmare#mensis scholar damian#mensis trio#my art#yeah Mico is a Research Hall doctor here but not in a general white church clothing because I am allergic to uniforms#speaking of which I should probably alter Damian's Tomb Prospector set a bit later#maybe more pockets for tools since he uses the most of them in the game#he was the hardest to draw tbh..#I know these chibi doodles don't look like they took a lot of time and focus but they did!
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How To Write A PhD Research Proposal?
Are you a research scholar looking to write an eye-catching PhD Research Proposal? We’ve got your back. Because we understand how much of a handful it can be. The fear of the possibility that the final dissertation could some or the other way goes wrong questioning your years of hard work over a single research paper is also quite understandable.
Read full blog here:
https://www.ardaconference.com/blog/how-to-write-phd-research-proposal/
#phd papers#phd research proposal#phd research#thesis research#academic writing#dissertation#proofreading#research scholar
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The biggest gripe I have with research is that most papers are hidden over a paywall, but we are supposed to know what work has been done and not repeat it (obv). Except, how tf am I do something new if I don't even have any means of knowing what others have done? I know there are a lot of ways to get the papers pirated but man I just want to legally be able to read the papers which are out, you know?
If there is someone who's been in research for a longer time, if you know the reason for all these paywalls or a way around this issue, please enlighten us. This is my official plea for help.
#studyblr#research#stemblr#I know it's the publishing house's issue#but man it's frustrating when even after your uni pays for quite a lot of journals half of the google scholar page cannot be opened#unless I use like sci hub#which too I can't use because my uni wifi has it blocked#is the only option to legally read papers buying every journal???#Even in that some are available some aren't I am so confused#I have no idea how the publishing works but man#This is why I hate doing lit survey#The worst part is usually the most relevant ones to my work are blocked 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️#misa's undergrad journey#misa talks
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i have a dozen half developed vahumana scholar ocs inside my brain
#i just wanna make a vahumana scholar so bad..!!!!! thats my field bro#vahumana sociologist from fontaine doing her research on the fontainian working class#🔥🔥🔥fantasy marxism🔥🔥🔥#also vahumana anthropologist in a sumeru village or natlanese tribe doing field research and writing an ethnography#yeahg#wildly underutilized darshan. objectively the coolest out there. vahumana psychologist. endless possibilities
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I was wondering if in the game are there any special days that Wayfarers celebrate in the game? That would be really interesting! Also if the magiani Aeda doesn't have wings, doesn't their crest expose the MC is magiani in the Palace? (SORRY IF I DON'T TYPE IT CORRECTLY LOL)
Being half-aeda doesn't necessarily mean that you're magiani. There can be half-aeda who have magic; this just isn't the case for the Wayfarer and the Aosian interpreter.
#it's just full-blooded aeda who can't be magiani#...or can they...#the research is inconclusive and scholars are arguing about it#wayfarer#wayfarer if#wayfarer lore#aeda#answered
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Usopp asks sanji to write out the recipe of a favorite dish of his and let him borrow the kitchen to make it but sanji keeps Observing and Hovering
set vaguely after arlong park I guess??
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Despite what anyone on the crew might think, Sanji isn’t actually against having other people in the kitchen. Working in a restaurant means working with a bunch of assholes who know how to sauté shit without setting themselves on fire. But while the bastards on the Baratie could barely be considered chefs, they were still—technically speaking—chefs.
He doesn’t miss the cacophony of steel and iron, of stupid banter, of order after order after order. He doesn’t miss elbowing past Patty on the way to the fridge, or heckling some dipshit’s new recipe until it’s actually worth serving, or cleaning with the geezer at the end of the day.
What he does miss is working with someone who knows how to hold a knife.
“That’s not how you fillet a fish,” Sanji says. Once he’s sure Usopp’s not in danger of accidentally cutting himself, Sanji reaches over to reposition Usopp’s hand, finger off the spine of the blade.
Usopp makes a face, probably torn between deferring to Sanji or spinning some story to brush him off. They’re still feeling each other out—it’s been a weird leap from ‘reluctant waiter and picky customer’ to ‘crewmates bound by the whims of their idiot captain.’ In the end, Usopp nods, carefully cutting into the pike while holding the knife in his new and improved posture (smart choice, less chance of losing his grip and a finger).
“You’re not cutting close enough to the—“
“Do you not want me here?” Usopp blurts out. “In the kitchen, I mean,” he clarifies, and for a second it looks like he’s going to continue, but he. Doesn’t. No backpedaling, no deflection, no convoluted over-explanation, which—isn’t Usopp supposed to lie? That’s his whole thing. Sanji knows that much, at least (but not much else).
“I’m trying to be nice,” Sanji says, eventually. To his own surprise, he means it. “If I didn’t want you here, I would’ve kicked you out.”
“…Oh.”
Usopp continues filleting the pike, and Sanji doesn’t point out the bones that are stuck in the pieces.
Alright, so, the thing is. Spending nine whole years surrounded by thugs will apparently have an impact on someone’s social skills. Which doesn’t matter with Luffy—he doesn’t really care about what Sanji says (unless it’s about food). It doesn’t matter with Zoro—Sanji doesn’t give a shit about that mosshead. And with Nami-chan, Sanji doesn’t have to think—a single glimpse of her radiant beauty is so soul-stirring that Sanji’s simply helpless against the flood of praise that springs forth ❤️
So how the hell is he supposed to talk to someone like Usopp?
Thankfully, it’s not a question Sanji has to consider for too long—Usopp clears his throat, taking the lead.
“I actually did this a lot before joining the crew,” he says, which—knife technique aside—sounds plausible.
“Yeah?”
“I must’ve grilled a thousand—no, ten thousand fish,” he continues, which sounds like bullshit. “By the time I was eight, the whole island was lining up for a taste of the great Captain Usopp’s legendary fire-grilled fish! Using spices foraged from the forest and fish caught by spear, not even the most refined palate could resist the food I poured my heart and soul into! But you see—” and here, he smiles, bright but somehow bittersweet, “I’d only cook it for my loyal crew and the princess we’d all sworn to protect.
“Now, as astounding as my own recipe was, I’m man enough to admit when I’m beat. And yours beats mine, no contest. So someday, I’d… like to cook it. For my old crew.”
It’s impressive, the way Usopp manages to be blindingly honest while lying his ass off. Sanji’s not quite sure what to make of it. If anyone else was feeding him this crap, he would’ve told them to eat shit, but…
…
“Hey,” Sanji says. “Tell me about your old crew.”
And, with a wide grin, Usopp does.
(The fish comes out fine. A little over-seasoned, but edible. They’ll work on it.)
#sanuso#sanji#usopp#my writing#one piece#ask#anonymous#I had a line like ‘Fire-grilled? How else would fish be grilled?’#but realized. I’m not confident enough to stake my life on that line as something a chef would say.#technically there’s charcoal grilling right…? hm…#anyway I wrote this in 3 hours with slapdash research into How To Perfectly Fillet A Pike#and am posting without a beta read by one piece scholars. also I never wrote these characters. also I haven’t reread one piece in years.#thanks anon that was fun#also thanks ketolic for the other prompt I’m gonna start it when it’s not 3am lol#oplb#orlbs
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