#Raymond Elwood

[piercedprisoner]

💙💛

❤️ vic

🧡louis

💛ray

💚clifford

💙elwood

💜roman

🤎joe friday

🖤jimmy

🤍john

Comment/reblog with your favorite dan character(s)by using the color heart emoji. I’m curious.

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

Warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kiddos), sex in public (secluded area)

Song: Riot in Cell Block Number Nine-Blues Brothers

Ray wrapped his arms around me tightly as the audience cheered. The band on stage took a small break and Ray kissed my shoulder.

"Enjoying yourself?" I asked, turning my head slightly to look at him. Ray smiled and nodded. "Good. I knew you would like them."

"You always have good taste in music." Ray admitted, leaning his head against mine. "But I have to ask..." I hummed and kissed his cheek. "Does your love for the band have anything to do with one of the brothers looking like me?" I blushed and glanced back at the stage. Jake and Elwood Blues were just coming back onstage at that moment, passing drinks around to the band. "Ah." Ray said, smirking at me.

"Now wait a minute..." I tried to protest as Ray took my hand and pulled me over to the edge of the stage, close to where the boys would come off stage at the end of the show. We were covered in shadow and I could still see the stage but no one could see us. Ray kissed my shoulder again.

"Better?" He asked. I nodded hesitantly. "Good. Now we're gonna come over here." He backed me against the far wall, giving me a better view of the stage but hiding us further from view.

"Ray, what..." He cut me off with a kiss and I hummed as my fingers trailed through his hair. "What are you doing?" Ray started working on getting my pants off as Jake started to announce the next song. "Raymond!" I hissed as he pulled down my pants. His eyes shot up to mine and I frowned. His fingers twitched at the waistband of my underwear.

"I can stop if you want me to." He whispered, watching as my gaze was drawn over his shoulder as Elwood stepped up to the microphone. "Or I can keep going." Ray took my hand and moved it to his own belt buckle, making sure my fingers brushed against the bulge in his pants. I bit my lip and let my eyes trail back to him. I nodded and let him push my underwear down as I tried to get his belt open. Ray bit his lip as I managed to push down his pants and underwear in one go. The music picked up as Ray entered me, pulling my leg up around his waist. My back pressed against the brick wall as Ray put more of his weight against me.

"Ray." I whimpered, his face buried in my neck; giving me a clear view of the stage and Elwood as he sang. He breathed out harshly as he thrust into me. I put my head down on his shoulder, never taking my eyes off the stage. "Is this...fuck...what you had in mind? Fucking me while I watched the show?" Ray nodded and I laughed as he thrust again.

"It was going to happen anyway." He said, breath fanning over my neck as he turned his head to kiss and suck along the skin there. "Just so happens that a more handsome version of me is on the stage." As the beat changed, so did Ray's thrusts. I would have laughed if it hadn't felt so good.

"He's not more handsome." I breathed out, drawing Ray's head up. "He just looks like you."

"Yeah. About fifty pounds ago." Ray muttered, eyes scanning my face. I bit my lip to stop a moan from spilling out. I squeezed my eyes shut as the beat changed again and Ray matched.

"Shut the fuck up Raymond." I muttered, his name slipping out as a moan. "I prefer you and I always will. Fifty..." I choked on my words as Ray gently bit my neck. "Pounds or not. Fuuuuccckkk." I groaned as Ray thrust into me harder. He chuckled as my head fell back.

"Eyes on the stage darling." He breathed out, matching his thrusts to the music. "Song's almost over." Ray hoisted my other leg up around his waist, making sure I was pinned between him and the wall before grinding his hips against mine with every thrust. My head lulled forward as I came, eyes never leaving the stage. Ray moaned softly in my ear as he came with the song's end. Setting me down gently, Ray fixed us back up before turning back towards the stage. Jake and Elwood did one more song; Ray holding me close and gently swaying with me as I kissed him. "Come on." He whispered as the boys started to make their way off stage. Elwood paused when he saw Ray at the end of the stairs before making his way over.

"Elwood." He introduced himself. Ray shook his hand and pushed me forward to do the same. I blushed as I shook his hand.

"I'm (Y/N). And that's Ray." I said, feeling nervous as Ray came up behind me. He pressed his chest against my back and I smiled nervously at Elwood.

"Looks like the two of you were having fun out there." Elwood said with a smirk. I blushed harder and Ray squeezed my hip, prompting me to look at him. He smiled softly at me and nodded.

"Yeah we were." He confirmed. Elwood's smirk grew as he nodded.

[odinsblog]

Stalking is so closely correlated with lethal violence that experts refer to it as “slow motion homicide”: More than half of all female homicide victims in the U.S. were stalked before they were killed. Despite the terrifying and dangerous consequences, many victims of stalking do not report the abuse to law enforcement for fear they will not be taken seriously.

The reasonableness of that fear was vividly illustrated by the Supreme Court oral arguments in Counterman v. Colorado on Wednesday morning, as members of the highest court of the land joked about messages sent by a stalker to his victim, bemoaned the increasing “hypersensitivity” of society, and brushed aside consideration of the actual harm of stalking to focus on the potential harm of stalking laws.

For nearly two years, Billy Raymond Counterman sent thousands of unsolicited and unwanted Facebook direct messages to C.W., a local musician, ultimately driving her to abandon her career and leave the state. Counterman, who had previously served time in federal prison for making violent threats against his ex-wife and her family, argues that his conduct towards C.W. was free speech protected by the First Amendment. Counterman maintains, supported by amicus briefs from influential civil libertarian organizations such as the ACLU, the EFF, and FIRE, that stalking cannot be criminally prohibited except when the government can prove that the stalker subjectively intended to terrify his victim. The state of Colorado, supported by amicus briefs from First Amendment scholars, stalking experts, and domestic violence victim advocates, argues that it is enough to prove that the stalking would be terrifying to a reasonable person in light of the totality of the circumstances. If the court rules in Counterman’s favor, delusional stalking—no matter how objectively terrifying or threatening—will be transformed into an inviolable constitutional right.

During oral argument, Chief Justice John Roberts quoted a handful of the thousands of unsolicited messages Counterman sent to C.W. “Staying in cyber life is going to kill you,’” Roberts read aloud. After a pause, he joked, “I can’t promise I haven’t said that,” prompting laughter from other justices and the audience. Picking out another message, which he described as an “image of liquor bottles” captioned as “a guy’s version of edible arrangements,” Roberts challenged Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser to “say this in a threatening way,” leading to more laughter from the court. And the laughs didn’t stop there: Counterman’s attorney, John Elwood, shared with the court that his mother would routinely tell him to “drop dead” as a child, but “you know, I was never in fear because of that.”

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[aercnaut]

ROLEPLAY HISTORY

the rules are simple ! post characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, and might bring back. then tag ten people to do the same (if you can’t think of ten, just write down however many you can and tag that number of people).

CURRENT MUSES

lee scoresby ( his dark materials )

WANT TO WRITE

angus macguyver ( original 80s series )

elwood blues ( blues brothers )

wyll ravenguard ( baldur's gate 3 )

nicholas st. north ( guardians of childhood/rise of the guardians )

HAVE WRITTEN

eric draven ( the crow )

cal kestis ( star wars )

lucas wolenczak ( seaquest dsv )

goodnight robicheaux ( magnificent seven )

luke skywalker ( star wars )

dr. raymond stantz ( ghostbusters )

alice liddel ( american mcgee's alice )

benoit blanc ( knives out )

arkin o'brien ( the collector )

dennis rafkin ( thirteen ghosts )

jack the lamplighter ( mary poppins returns )

WOULD WRITE AGAIN

ray and eric!

tagged by: @prcspcr

tagging: @nightmdic @hauntboxed @oakthcrn and you with the face reading this

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 10.14

Beer Birthdays

William Penn; English founder of Pennsylvania (1644)

John Molson, Jr. (1787)

Frederick Lauer (1810)

Theodore Hamm (1825)

Bobo van Mechelen (1951)

Jason Alstrom (1971)

Kim Jordan

Five Favorite Birthdays

Harry Anderson; comedian, magician, actor (1952)

e.e. cummings; poet (1894)

Thomas Keller; chef, cookbook author (1955)

Roger Moore; English actor (1927)

Eleanor Shellstrop; character on “The Good Place” (1982)

Famous Birthdays

Hannah Arendt; political scientist (1906)

Rick Aviles; comedian (1952)

Rowan Blanchard; actress (2001)

Raymond Davis Jr.; chemist and physicist (1914)

Thomas Dolby; English singer-songwriter (1958)

Jessica Drake; adult actress (1974)

Dwight D. Eisenhower; 34th U.S. President (1890)

Jay Ferguson; Canadian guitarist and songwriter (1968)

Lillian Gish; actor (1896)

Trevor Goddard; English-American actor (1962)

Johnny Goudie; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1968)

Ruth Hale; actress and playwright (1908)

Norman Harris; guitarist and songwriter (1947)

Elwood Haynes; inventor (1857)

Justin Hayward; rock singer (1946)

Colin Hodgkinson; English bass player (1945)

James II; king of England (1633)

Jennell Jaquays; game designer (1956)

Daan Jippes; Dutch author and illustrator (1945)

Allan Jones; actor and singer (1907)

Lesley Joseph; English actress (1945)

Chris Thomas King; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1962)

Dorothy Kingsley; screenwriter (1909)

C. Everett Koop; U.S. surgeon general (1916)

Vanessa Lane; adult actress (1983)

Anatoly Larkin; Russian-American physicist (1932)

Ralph Lauren; fashion designer (1939)

Natalie Maines; country singer (1974)

Katherine Mansfield; New Zealand writer (1888)

Isaac Mizrahi; fashion designer (1961)

Adolphe Monticelli; French painter (1824)

Péter Nádas; Hungarian author and playwright (1942)

Robert Parker; singer and saxophonist (1932)

A.J. Pero, American drummer (1959)

Lori Petty; actor (1963)

Joseph Plateau; Belgian physicist (1821)

Cliff Richard; pop singer (1940)

Eleanor Shellstrop; fictional character from “The Good Place” (1982)

Masaoka Shiki; Japanese writer (1867)

Arleen Sorkin; actress (1956)

Usher; pop singer (1978)

Alexander von Zemlinsky; Austrian composer (1871)

Kazumi Watanabe; Japanese guitarist and composer (1953)

Ben Whishaw; English actor (1980)

[kwebtv]

From the Golden Age of Television

Harvey - CBS - September 22, 1958

A presentation of "DuPont Show of the Month" Season 2 Episode 1

Comedy

Running Time: 90 minutes

Stars:

Art Carney as Elwood P. Dowd

Loring Smith as Dr. Chumley

Larry Blyden as Dr. Sanderson

Charlotte Rae as Myrtle Mae

Ruth White as Mrs. Chumley

Raymond Bramley as Judge Gaffney

Fred Gwynne as Taxi Driver (E. J. Loffgrin)

Elizabeth Montgomery as Miss Kelly

Marion Lorne as Veta Louise Simmons

Jack Weston as Wilson

Katharine Raht as Mrs. Chauvonet

Trivia: Elizabeth Montgomery and Marion Lorne appeared together in the series "Bewitched". Fred Gwynne and Charlotte Rae appeared in the series "Car 54, Where Are You?"

[dearicpayne]

ISLAM QURAN

In the same way that Judaism is based on the teachings of the Torah, and Christianity is based on teachings of the Bible, Islam is likewise based upon the teachings found in the Qur'an. These three books are divinely inspired, and divinely guarded writings.

If you walk into any Christian bookstore, you will find thousands of "Bible Commentaries" which are simply books by authors who may or may not have received some divine guidance, and are trying to better explain points within the Bible. These books MAY or MAY NOT contain elements of truth, and even a few correct prophecies, but THEY ARE NOT DIVINE TEXTS. American Christianity has been completely perverted by these types of books, as Christians tend to believe the 'end-times narrative' derived from these books, over what the Bible actually says.

Islam is not immune from the same problem American Christianity suffers from. Muslims have been taught their faith for generations, with the help of Qur'an commentaries known collectively as "HADITH".

The Qur'an warns against hadiths: "Shall I seek other than God as a source of law, when He has revealed to you this book fully detailed?" 6:114

Many Muslims will say "the Mahdi hasn't arrived yet", or "Dajjal hasn't arrived yet", followed by "because hadith says XXXXX about him", but THAT'S THE PROBLEM, neither Mahdi nor Dajjal are in the Qur'an, they are only found in hadiths, and the descriptions of them vary WILDLY, so obviously hadiths cannot be trusted as definitive truth about either person. Hadiths have revealed SOME correct facts about them, but they are not infallible descriptions, and should not be regarded as such.

The person that really matters in the end-times, described BY THE QUR'AN, is Isa (Christ), and that is why Muslims must focus on Isa/RayEl, and not any person from the Hadith.

One of the errors of Islam is the failure to recognize that Allah is not alone. It is true that He has "no equal", but He does have 'lesser gods' that serve him. Isa (Jesus/Yeshua/RayEl) is the greatest of those lesser gods.

The Muslim argument is that "Isa never said he was a god", but that is simply not true, from the Aramaic Bible in Plain English:

Mat 16:16 Shimeon Kaypha answered, "You are The Messiah, The Son of THE LIVING GOD".

17 Yeshua answered and said to him, "You are Blessed, Shimeon Bar Yona, because flesh and blood has not revealed this to you, but my Father who is in Heaven."

John 8:12 And Yeshua spoke again with them and he said: "I AM THE LIVING GOD, The Light of the world."

What Muslims need to understand is the difference between the physical and the spiritual. The Bible teaches that the Holy Spirit descended upon the man Yeshua. This divine spirit is what created the family bond with Allah/God. The man Yeshua was spiritually God's Son.

As we all witnessed on January 28th 2011, the Holy Spirit descended over Jerusalem, and fused with the man Raymond Elwood, to make him spiritually God's Son again, as Lord RayEl.

When one understands these things, one sees that Islam is not "wrong". Like all other religions, it is just missing some information.

Quran 043:063 When Isa/Yeshua came with clear proofs, he said: I have come unto you with wisdom, and to make plain some of that concerning which ye differ. So keep your duty to Allah, and obey me.

It is a Muslims duty to obey Christ RayEl.

[twiggyhecate]

Raymond Elwood Lear (Lord RayEl) Evidence - Master Links Directory - Google Drive

Raymond Elwood Lear (Lord RayEl) Evidence – Master Links Directory – Google Drive — Read on docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/e/2PACX-1vSQeRDuCz7GGgXPiOg_FepughfbEKnpbE7oHqC25dPUER4lDMGbbA1pVr4LtXDAJ0B7dYyUNO5hmGuJ/pubhtml

[aronarchy]

Chief Justice John Roberts’ Mockery of Stalking Victims Points to a Deeper Problem

By Mary Anne Franks April 21, 2023

Stalking is so closely correlated with lethal violence that experts refer to it as “slow motion homicide”: More than half of all female homicide victims in the U.S. were stalked before they were killed. Despite the terrifying and dangerous consequences, many victims of stalking do not report the abuse to law enforcement for fear they will not be taken seriously.

The reasonableness of that fear was vividly illustrated by the Supreme Court oral arguments in Counterman v. Colorado on Wednesday morning, as members of the highest court of the land joked about messages sent by a stalker to his victim, bemoaned the increasing “hypersensitivity” of society, and brushed aside consideration of the actual harm of stalking to focus on the potential harm of stalking laws.

For nearly two years, Billy Raymond Counterman sent thousands of unsolicited and unwanted Facebook direct messages to C.W., a local musician, ultimately driving her to abandon her career and leave the state. Counterman, who had previously served time in federal prison for making violent threats against his ex-wife and her family, argues that his conduct towards C.W. was free speech protected by the First Amendment. Counterman maintains, supported by amicus briefs from influential civil libertarian organizations such as the ACLU, the EFF, and FIRE, that stalking cannot be criminally prohibited except when the government can prove that the stalker subjectively intended to terrify his victim. The state of Colorado, supported by amicus briefs from First Amendment scholars, stalking experts, and domestic violence victim advocates, argues that it is enough to prove that the stalking would be terrifying to a reasonable person in light of the totality of the circumstances. If the court rules in Counterman’s favor, delusional stalking—no matter how objectively terrifying or threatening—will be transformed into an inviolable constitutional right.

During oral argument, Chief Justice John Roberts quoted a handful of the thousands of unsolicited messages Counterman sent to C.W. “Staying in cyber life is going to kill you,” Roberts read aloud. After a pause, he joked, “I can’t promise I haven’t said that,” prompting laughter from other justices and the audience. Picking out another message, which he described as an “image of liquor bottles” captioned as “a guy’s version of edible arrangements,” Roberts challenged Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser to “say this in a threatening way,” leading to more laughter from the court. And the laughs didn’t stop there: Counterman’s attorney, John Elwood, shared with the court that his mother would routinely tell him to “drop dead” as a child, but “you know, I was never in fear because of that.”

There were more chuckles when Justice Neil Gorsuch returned to Elwood’s anecdote during his questioning of Weiser, but Gorsuch shifted to a more serious tone to express his concern about the reasonable person standard. “We live in a world in which people are sensitive, and maybe increasingly sensitive,” he began. “As a professor, you might have issued a trigger warning from time to time when you had to discuss a bit of history that’s difficult or a case that’s difficult,” Gorsuch continued, a reference to Weiser’s prior experience teaching on a law school faculty. “What do we do in a world in which reasonable people may deem things harmful, hurtful, threatening? And we’re going to hold people liable willy-nilly for that?”

Justice Clarence Thomas echoed the concern, asking whether the reasonable person standard is appropriate given that people are “more hypersensitive about different things now.” Justice Amy Coney Barrett pressed the point as well, offering the following hypothetical: What if a college professor gives a lecture “about just how vicious it was to be in a Jim Crow south and puts up behind them on a screen a picture of a burning cross and reads aloud some threats of lynching that were made at the time” and “Black students sitting in the classroom” interpret the lecture as a physical threat “because they don’t understand it”?

The justices’ message was clear: Stalking is not the problem; sensitivity is. To them, stalking is quite literally a state of mind: If the stalker didn’t mean for his conduct to be frightening, then it isn’t. All the target has to do is understand that; she just needs to lighten up, take a joke, accept the compliment, grasp the lesson. Just because someone has made objectively terrifying statements is no reason to overreact and get law enforcement involved; victims should wait for the stalker to do something really frightening before they jump to conclusions.

One of the many painful ironies of this logic is that many stalking victims have already internalized it. Less than half of stalking victims seek help from law enforcement, in large part because they believe that the matter isn’t serious enough or that they can handle it on their own. Even the victims who do seek help from law enforcement will often not get it—police take no action at all in nearly half of all reported cases, and only make arrests in 7.7 percent of cases. If victims are lucky, their stalker will eventually lose interest and cease contact. If they’re not lucky, they end up dead.

The court’s discussion was so disconnected from the reality of stalking, so contemptuous of the victims targeted by it, and so awkwardly punctuated with culture-war buzzwords with no obvious bearing to the topic at hand, that it was sometimes hard to believe it was taking place within the Supreme Court and not a Fox News talk show. Perhaps nothing else could be expected from a far-right dominated court that has made its hostility to women and racial minorities abundantly clear. But the progressive justices did little to push back against the chief justice’s snickering tone, or to critique these efforts to turn an oral argument about stalking into a referendum on the supposed crisis of “hypersensitivity.”

Of course, had the conservative justices’ professed concern about “increased hypersensitivity” been sincere, there would be no need to reach for strained hypotheticals about college students overreacting to a lecture about the history of racism in the U.S. The actual, concerted, and ongoing efforts by GOP politicians to prohibit such a lecture from ever occurring in the first place is a far more apt example of fragility and intellectual cowardice. For that matter, there are a number of current Supreme Court justices who would provide excellent examples of hypersensitivity: Justice Thomas characterizing questions about credible sexual harassment allegations during his confirmation hearing as a “high-tech lynching”; Justice Brett Kavanaugh declaring that “[m]y family and my name have been totally and permanently destroyed” by questions about credible sexual assault claims during his confirmation hearing; Justice Samuel Alito declaring that “saying or implying that the court is becoming an illegitimate institution or questioning our integrity crosses an important line.”

One might have hoped that the recent rise in threats against the judiciary might have made the justices more empathetic to the harms of stalking. The Supreme Court’s 2024 budget request reflects heightened concern for judicial security, seeking nearly $6 million in new security funding because “[o]n-going threat assessments show evolving risks that require continuous protection.” In his 2022 Year-End Report on the Federal Judiciary, Roberts praised new legislation that protects the privacy of personal information about judges and their families, writing that “we must support judges by ensuring their safety. A judicial system cannot and should not live in fear.” That, apparently, is only an appropriate fate for everyone else.

https://twitter.com/NBedera/status/1649795373295190017

I cannot emphasize enough how often a perpetrator gets away with it because the person overseeing the case says: “Well, if that’s stalking/sexual assault/intimate partner violence, then I would be a perpetrator too.”

Sometimes, these comments reflect a deep misunderstanding about what violence is.

Other times, it’s just a statement of fact. A recognition that the adjudicator has been violent in the past and sees protecting the perpetrator as a form of protecting themselves.

We do not see committing acts of violence as disqualifying for working as a judge, prosecutor, police officer, HR rep, or Title IX administrator.

And, yes, that means that a victim often has to plead another perpetrator to take action to protect them.

[first-frost-fallen-snow]

《General》

[Name]

Simon Harrington

[Height]

5'7"

[Weight]

150 lbs

[Race]

Human(?)

[Gender]

Male

(He/him)

[Age]

Looks like he's in his 30's, is technically over 2,000 years old

•••••••••••••••••••

《Mental》

[Personality]

Depending on the universe and timeline, Simon can either be cruel and sadistic or sweet and kind.

Before Dianne's death, Simon is a shy, yet kind young man. He fights for what is right, and attempts to break the cycle of abuse.

During his time at the G-MAC Facilities, Simon is a manipulative monster of a man that has one goal: make the world pay for taking Dianne from him. After being unable to bring her back, he became cruel and cold-hearted. This version uses his trauma as an excuse to do bad things, and doesn't believe the rules apply to him.

After he returns from the void, he has forgotten everything. He becomes a sweetheart named Raymond, and lives with a woman named June Hatfield that he treats as his own daughter. He works as a gardener, often finding peace and optimism anywhere he looks

[Sexualty]

Bisexual

[Likes]

Flowers, being adored, power

[Dislikes]

Being alone, his scars

[Alignment]

Depends on the version.

•••••••••••••••••••

《Physical》

[Body Type]

Ectomorph

[Hair]

Black, shoulder length

[Skin]

Pale

[Special Features]

Scars on his face and all over his body. In later versions he has a prosthetic arm and leg

•••••••••••••••••••

《Other》

[Home kingdom]

Eyoscha

[Religion]

None

[Abilities]

Immortality*, minor reality shifting

*He can die, he is just sent into a void for a short amount of time before he returns through a mirror. Each death sends him to the void for longer periods of time.

[Level]

High

[Death Count]

20

[Family]

Delmira Harrington (mother, deceased)

Veilrick Harrington (father)

Emerick Hatfield (adopted brother, deceased)

Sacha Harrington (brother, estranged)

Miriam Harrington (sister, estranged)

Dianne Calim (wife, deceased)

Kristi Hopkins (sister in-law, estranged)

Victor Hopkins (nephew in-law, estranged)

Jesse Calim (stepchild, estranged)

Emerick Harrington (son)

Daniel Harrington (son, deceased)

Omen Harrington (child)

Nathan Williams-Harrington (son)

Percival Harrington (son, missing)

Delmira Nevysa (daughter, estranged)

Olivia Harrington (daughter)

Ryan Harrington (son, deceased)

Odell Harrington (son)

Elwood Harrington (son)

Jacob Williams (husband)

Item 62 (adopted nephew, estranged)

[Found Family]

June Hatfield (undetermined)

•••••••••••••••••••

《Backstory》

Woah! This backstory is triggering. For your safety, it's been moved here with extensive warnings!

[gr00vyashleyselfship]

I’m going to keep this here and I guess update it as needed with f/o’s and the respective s/i’s :) (yes all the tags are song titles, this is enrichment to me)

Current list:

- Ashley J. Williams (Evil Dead franchise, dbd too I guess?), #🪓 right where you left me , August Brooks

- Dwight “Dewey” Riley (Scream franchise), #📞 i think he knows ,

- Dr. Raymond “Ray” Stantz (Ghostbusters franchise), #👻 bad for business , Jesse “Corndog” Bishop

- Elwood J. Blues (The Blues Brothers), #🕶️ fresh out the slammer ,

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

You can find part 1 here

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids), swearing, threesome

Ray had sent me to grab some drinks while he talked to Elwood. I couldn't hear what they were saying but they both were looking at me a lot. One of them always had their eyes on me at all times. Elwood finally nodded just as our drinks were ready. I brought them over to the small table the two men had set up at.

"Thanks." Ray said, kissing my cheek. I smiled at him before looking over at Elwood.

"So what were the two of you talking about?" I asked. Elwood raised an eyebrow at Ray and smirked.

"You wanna tell them or should I?" Elwood asked. Ray shrugged, a matching smirk on his face. "Alright. I'll tell them." I looked between the two, eyebrows furrowed. "Your boyfriend suggested a threesome." My drink was halfway to my lips and I put it down quickly. Ray chuckled into his drink as he watched me carefully.

"He what now?" I said, staring at Elwood. With the sunglasses on, I couldn't really read his expression. Ray was laughing next to me, turning pink as he waited to see what would happen.

"Your boyfriend, ray stantz, asked me if I’d be interested in a thressome.” Elwood explained. I looked at ray who was smiling at me, cheeks still tinted pink. “He said it was your idea and that you were really into me.” I smacked rays arm as my eyes widened.

“Raymond!” I cried. Both men started laughing and ray tugged me closer.

“come on. You know you’ve thought about it.” Ray whispered. “Even when I was fucking you in the shadows. Don’t think I didn’t notice how you would ground down on me when he would sing. Growl into the microphone.” I squirmed in my seat and ray nodded at Elwood. “Told ya they would want to do it.”

“Fuck.” I muttered. “Ok. If you both are on board let’s do this.” Ray nodded and Elwood stood up before offering me his hand.

“right this way my dear.” He said as he led me towards the dressing rooms. I looked back to see ray following me. I reached back for him and ray smiled as he took my hand.

“I’m right here.” He whispered as he moved next to me. “Right here.” I nodded as Elwood pushed the door open. I saw the band and Jake lounging around. Elwood nodded to jake and he nodded back, eyes moving behind the shades. His eyebrow went up when he saw ray but gave his brother a thumbs up anyway.

“so uh who is gonna do what?” I asked, fidgeting as Elwood locked the door behind him to a second dressing room. Ray hugged me from behind and slid his hands under my shirt.

“I wouldn’t want to step on any toes.” Elwood said, nodding at ray. Ray shrugged and smirked over my shoulder.

“feel free.” Ray said. One of his hands slid down my front and cupped me through my pants. I bit my lip as he lightly squeezed. “But this is all mine.” Elwood nodded, a light dusting of pink covering his cheeks. He moved in front of me and cupped my cheeks. From this distance, I could just make out his eyes as they darted over my face. Just as ray trailed his nails down my stomach, Elwood leaned in to kiss me, cutting off the moan I let out. I gripped Elwood's jacket as Ray started to take off my pants. He kissed down my back, lightly biting my ass on his way down. I squeaked as Elwood deepened the kiss.

"We've got you." Elwood whispered, pulling away to take off my shirt. Ray hummed as he kissed his way back up, both men discarding their clothes as I watched. Once undressed, Elwood took my hand and pulled me towards the couch. He sat down and smirked at me. The sunglasses were still in place but his hat had been tossed onto the vanity. Ray pulled me back against him, rubbing his cock over me before slowly easing in. I moaned, slowly leaning over as he pushed on my back.

“ray.” I breathed out, looking at him over my shoulder. He smiled at me and squeezed my hip.

“like he said. We’ve got you.” Ray confirmed. I nodded and smiled up at Elwood as I put my hands on his thighs. “Trust us baby.” Elwood covered my hands with his and squeezed.

“go ahead.” Elwood said, shifting his hips. “All yours.” Ray was staying still, making me nervous as I kissed Elwood’s tip. He ground against me as I licked along the underside of Elwood’s cock. Elwood shifted his hips slightly and I took him into my mouth. Elwood moaned as I swirled my tongue over his tip. Ray pulled out until just the tip was left in before pulling me back against him. I hummed as he repeated the action, the force making me rock on Elwood’s cock. His fingers curled in my hair. He didn’t pull or grip tightly, just enough to ground him apparently.

“fuck.” Ray breath out. “I didn’t think I’d enjoy this sight as much as I am.” He sped up and I squeezed Elwood’s thighs. Elwood’s hips rocked as he followed each stroke of my mouth. Rays fingers dug into my hips as he moaned behind me. “I’m nearly there.”

“me too.” Elwood breathed out as I dragged my tongue along his length. Elwood moaned as he came, trying to pry me off him but I held fast and drank down everything he gave me. “Crap.” He moaned as he watched me pull off him completely. I moaned as Elwood reached out to grope my chest.

“fuck.” I breathed out. “Guys. I’m…I…oh god!” I moaned as I came, ray wrapping his arms around me and practically folding himself against my back.

“(Y/N).” He brokenly moaned in my ear as he came. I collapsed from rays weight onto Elwood who gladly took our combined weight. He turned and kissed my temple as ray kissed my other cheek. “So good. Did so good for us.”

“best blowjob I’ve ever had.” Elwood praised. I hummed contentedly as ray pulled out and headed towards the bathroom. He came back and cleaned me up before passing Elwood the rag. Elwood shifted me to the side while he cleaned himself up. “That was a good idea ray.”

“one of my better ones I think.” Ray agreed. I looked at the two men before shaking my head.

“that was so much better than I expected.” I said, shaking my head. Elwood drew me into a kiss as ray gathered our clothes. The three of us slowly dressed and ray handed Elwood a piece of paper.

“maybe next time your in town…” ray trailed off, looking over at me. “I might even learn to share.” Elwood smirked at ray as he put his hat back on.

“I won’t count on that.” He teased, patting rays arm. “I wouldn’t be able to if they were mine either. But I wouldn’t mind another blowjob. Give ya a call.” Elwood lowered his sunglasses just enough so I could see him wink at me. I blushed and giggled before following ray back out into the night.

[kaechan]

These are my top 5 Dan Aykroyd characters. My comfort characters and the main Aykroyds I ship my OC Sailor Rose Red with....

1. Raymond “Ray”  Stantz (Ghostbusters)

2. Grocer (Grosse Pointe Blank)

3. Darren “Mother” Roskow (Sneakers)

4. Capt. Milligan (Tales from the Crypt - Episode “Yellow”)

5. Elwood J. Blues (The Blues Brothers)

:Honorable Mentions:

Wade Motch, Frank Tree , Governor Lewis , Ellis Fielding ,  Pete Wagner, Wyatt Hampton,  Harold Thurman

[poorboypictures]

Head canon: Ray Stantz is autistic.

No, I'm not saying this because Dan Aykroyd is autistic, I have more to go on than that.

In both the films and comics, Ray is shown to be an easily excited individual, with fixations on things most people wouldn't find interesting, Ray also doesn't really understand social cues, or that most people don't understand the significance of his interests. The strongest piece of evidence for all four of these is the mass sponge migration that came to be in the IDW comics; Ray often times will go on about it or bring it up even when the situation doesn't require the story, and he doesn't get that most of the people he tells will not find such an event all that interesting.

Ray can be easily excited or distracted from more important subjects, such as when he, Egon, and Peter were looking at the firehouse; Ray is ecstatic about the firepole while Egon and Peter are looking at the structural integrity of the building, wanting to buy the building simply for the pole.

One of Ray's hyper fixations is, obviously, ghosts, wanting to know as much about them as possible, even opening a book store specifically for the occult so that he can easily reach whatever information he needs at the moment. And, as the Ghostbusters: Afterlife trailer suggests, he still has the store, showing his fixation is stronger than a thirty year ghost drought.

Sometimes Ray can even infodump on subjects that people wouldn't normally understand, using terminology people don't understand, usually when informing random people on the class, history, and importance of a ghost he is currenting hunting.

And it would make sense that Ray, being portrayed by Aykroyd, would be autistic; Aykroyd co-wrote the films, so he would obviously write a character he could easily portray to a believable extent. Similar to Aykroyd's portrayal of Elwood Blues in Blues Brothers, a movie Aykroyd also co-wrote; Elwood has a hyper fixation on getting the band back together, even a fixation on keeping the car in the beginning of the film; he has an odd love of toast, and a manner of speaking that isn't extremely easy for most people to understand, but it's not hard either.

I think Aykroyd just likes to play characters that are more like him.

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 10.14

Beer Birthdays

William Penn; English founder of Pennsylvania (1644)

John Molson, Jr. (1787)

Frederick Lauer (1810)

Theodore Hamm (1825)

Bobo van Mechelen (1951)

Jason Alstrom (1971)

Kim Jordan

Five Favorite Birthdays

Harry Anderson; comedian, magician, actor (1952)

e.e. cummings; poet (1894)

Thomas Keller; chef, cookbook author (1955)

Roger Moore; English actor (1927)

Eleanor Shellstrop; character on “The Good Place” (1982)

Famous Birthdays

Hannah Arendt; political scientist (1906)

Rick Aviles; comedian (1952)

Rowan Blanchard; actress (2001)

Raymond Davis Jr.; chemist and physicist (1914)

Thomas Dolby; English singer-songwriter (1958)

Jessica Drake; porn actor (1974)

Dwight D. Eisenhower; 34th U.S. President (1890)

Jay Ferguson; Canadian guitarist and songwriter (1968)

Lillian Gish; actor (1896)

Trevor Goddard; English-American actor (1962)

Johnny Goudie; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1968)

Ruth Hale; actress and playwright (1908)

Norman Harris; guitarist and songwriter (1947)

Elwood Haynes; inventor (1857)

Justin Hayward; rock singer (1946)

Colin Hodgkinson; English bass player (1945)

James II; king of England (1633)

Jennell Jaquays; game designer (1956)

Daan Jippes; Dutch author and illustrator (1945)

Allan Jones; actor and singer (1907)

Lesley Joseph; English actress (1945)

Chris Thomas King; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1962)

Dorothy Kingsley; screenwriter (1909)

C. Everett Koop; U.S. surgeon general (1916)

Vanessa Lane; porn actor (1983)

Anatoly Larkin; Russian-American physicist (1932)

Ralph Lauren; fashion designer (1939)

Natalie Maines; country singer (1974)

Katherine Mansfield; New Zealand writer (1888)

Isaac Mizrahi; fashion designer (1961)

Adolphe Monticelli; French painter (1824)

Péter Nádas; Hungarian author and playwright (1942)

Robert Parker; singer and saxophonist (1932)

A.J. Pero, American drummer (1959)

Lori Petty; actor (1963)

Joseph Plateau; Belgian physicist (1821)

Cliff Richard; pop singer (1940)

Eleanor Shellstrop; fictional character from “The Good Place” (1982)

Masaoka Shiki; Japanese writer (1867)

Arleen Sorkin; actress (1956)

Usher; pop singer (1978)

Alexander von Zemlinsky; Austrian composer (1871)

Kazumi Watanabe; Japanese guitarist and composer (1953)

Ben Whishaw; English actor (1980)

[whoops-im-obsessed]

So I know there's a whole thing thats like 'all the characters from different things are cousins' and that's cool but I would like you to imagine for just one second what it would be like if Ray was Elwood.

Like he somehow talked himself out of jail and decided to start a new life so all the people after him would never find him. The perfect cover? Somebody whose whole demeanour is the polar opposite to his; thus Ray was born. (Ray shares a name with musician Ray Charles, coincidence??)

Obviously this is a joke but just picture it -

"Hey Ray why does this random cowboy want to kill you?"

"... I can explain"