#Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
stuffromymind · 6 months ago
Text
HAPPY TOWEL DAY!
Do you know where your towel is?
Here's just one example why you should always have your towel.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
"A rather large creature that likes to eat things.
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. Therefore, the best defense against a Bugblatter Beast is to wrap a towel around your head."
Tumblr media
0 notes
stuffromymind · 2 years ago
Text
HAPPY TOWEL DAY!
In honour of Douglas Adams and his Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, today is Universal Towel Day, (because global is much too small considering the importance of always carrying a towel*).
Not only is it unwise to telegraph to people that you’re the sort is never truly prepared, you never know when you might be confronted by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal* - So’s best to be prepared.
Tumblr media
The fine folks of Innsbruck now how to towel it up.
Tumblr media
* “The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a vicious wild animal from the planet of Traal, known for its never-ending hunger and its mind-boggling stupidity. One of the main features of the Beast is that if you can't see it, it assumes it can't see you. Due to this it has been considered one of the least intelligent creatures in the Universe.”
Tumblr media
0 notes