#Rand al'Thor

[youronebraincell]

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[markantonys]

THE WHEEL OF TIME | season 3 teaser + characters

[zanephillips]

JOSHA STRADOWSKI The Wheel of Time 2.06 "Eyes Without Pity"

[sophthebof]

Rand al’Thor for 5 books:

[wo-mary]

The Wheel of Time | Season 3 Teaser Trailer

[fitz]

Rand, Elayne and Mat The Wheel of Time - Season 3 Official Teaser

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[nervouspearl]

speak no word that is not true

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Rand after being chained to a giant wheel in his dreams by dominatrix Lanfear: I wish Mat and Perrin were here. They know how to talk to girls.

[ofthebrownajah]

He Who Tweets With the Dawn is causing chaos already

[terapsina]

The Wheel of Time character types:

The Dumb Puppy - aka - Serial Imprinter - aka - Won't Get A Single Break From Now Until the Final Heat Death of the Universe... Or After.

Tiny and Angry - aka - The Sleeping Berserk Button - aka - The One They're Not Gonna See Coming Until She Rips Out All Their Throats.

'If my middle name wasn't Spite it would be Fuck You' - aka - The Duck Mother to the Very Dumb Baby Ducks - aka - Will Spend at Least an Episode a Season Inside a Tragic Romance B-Plot - aka - Had The Braincell, Temper Made Her Lose It (she contains multitudes).

The Violent Sunshine Character - aka - Would Sucker Punch a God for a Homie She Met Two Hours Ago.

If Evil, Why Hot?

The word 'Nap' isn't in her vocabulary but it should be - aka - Can't Have 'One Nice Thing' for More Than Two and a Half Minutes - aka - Allergic to Feelings.

'There's a big sign that says Don't Touch The Red Button... I'm gonna touch the Red Button.' - aka - Who is This... Self Esteem You Speak Of? Never Heard of Them.

Voted Most Likely to be Adopted by a Hundred Random Strangers - aka - The Wolves Would Like Him to Get the Braincell but it Fell on the Ground and the Ground is Lava.

Doesn't Get Paid Enough for this Shit - aka - Clinging to the Last Braincell With the Tips of His Fingernails - aka - 'I can't believe I of all people am willing to have a single goddamn conversation here.'

'Fine I'll Do the Babysitting But You Owe Me So Much Booze' - aka - The Aunt That Once Forgot You In the Mall - aka - The Aunt That Gave You All the Safe Sex Tips and Traumatized You For Life - aka - The Aunt That Would Absolutely Bury a Body No Questions Asked.

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[markantonys]

i'm emotional 😭😭😭😭

[misskriemhilds]

sometimes the messages i send to people in discord dms trying to explain my interests are funny

[bluenoisen]

currently reading through the Wheel of Time (and loving it) and this dynamic in The Shadow Rising is so funny to me, Rand get HELP!!!