#Raab Himself

[godsworstson]

bam and jimmy slapping the shit out of each other

[r3bdoomer00]

bam & cky crew jones soda

[iamtryingtobelieve]

"Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fucking long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sitting at home jerking off to fucking gay porn" Haggard (2003) Dir: Bam Margera

[waiting4yourcall666]

[viva-la-axe]

jackass and impractical jokers r basically father and son.

[edweirdo1]

euthanize him

[kunntzsstuff]

some of my favs of ryan 🎸🎸

[kat-is-delusional]

Is it just me, or is there like nobody left on Jackass/CKY tumblr? Like there used to be so many writers and fan accounts on here but everybody's gone😭😭😭

Anyways, here are some of my favorite pics of the guys as my contribution to keeping Jackass/CKY tumblr alive🥲

[0nlyangel0910]

Jackass is literally one of the most positive shows to ever exist- like- it makes me want to hang out with my friends, skate, make some memories and really live

[godsworstson]

cky boys' bios from bam's old website (2001)

[r3bdoomer00]

Ville Valo [HIM]

[ssl0t]

[waiting4yourcall666]

[jackassbrainrot]

Cky hcs as subs

a/n: thinking so hard meow let me fuck 'em, also added both male and female options because there's just not enough male reader shit out there

bam

He's the brattiest little bastard, mouthing off, teasing, doing everything to annoy you, but as soon as you snap, he's so obedient. He's such a masochist, loves it when you put him in his place, slap him, pull his hair, choke him, push him around. And he's loud. You have to keep his mouth full or covered with your hand because he can't control himself, poor baby. If you edge him, he will absolutely cry and beg for you to let him cum. He will cum instantly if you call him pathetic for crying. Loves getting called a slut, especially if you call him your slut. He's a bit of a pillow princess and he will absolutely make you spoil him after sex.

dico

Also a brat but an untameable one. He'll literally laugh in your face when you try to intimidate him and is the type of guy to go "that's all you got?" when you try to punish him. Sex with him is like a fight, he won't submit and you won't let him be in charge. He gets off on winding you up and he'd never admit but he loves when you get bossy. He'll always do what you say, but in his roundabout way to make himself feel in control. The most begging you'll ever get out of him is a desperate "c'mon please" if you're not letting him cum. Smug smile whenever he makes you cum but will be an absolute mess when he cums.

raab

Oh my god he's such a good boy. And he loves it when you call him that. Loves praise in general and will do anything to get it. Will absolutely call you mommy/ma'am/daddy/sir. "Am I doing good?" if you haven't praised him for what he deems to be too long. He's not really into pain, maybe some light hair pulling and choking but nothing too extreme. Loves it when you mark him up, especially if it's hard to hide. Melts at pet names and being called yours. Not really loud but very vocal, a lot of "please I've been good" and "all yours" and "you feel so good". Just the absolute sweetest boy.

rake

He'll do literally everything to please you. Eating you out/sucking your dick is his favorite thing to do, that man worships you. Will do anything you tell him to. Not really into the classic dom/sub terms like mommy, daddy, good boy etc etc. Loves praise but more in the way of you moaning and telling him he's making you feel so good than the way raab is into it. Not too into pain other than getting his hair pulled, especially during oral. Also really into casual dominance like when you tell him what to wear or choosing where you're going on a date.

ryan

Similarly to Rake, he's so into pleasing you. Always listens and does whatever you tell him to. Loves it when you make him wait, holding off on touching his dick or fucking him. Calls you ma'am/sir. He asks before he does anything, he's so polite it's adorable. "Can I please touch you, ma'am?" type shit. Loves it when you scratch his back or dig your nails into his arms or hips. Needs to be close to you when he cums. Babbling a million thank you's after he cums. Addicted to kissing every part of you, his mouth is on your neck the whole time you're fucking.

[1800miserablethot]

Funny alignment graphs with Jackass Crew and Viva La Bam members

[edweirdo1]

girl we fucking get it