#RWBYxDeadpool

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Deadpool x RWBY crossover fanfiction (Part I)

‘THUMP’. In the middle of Emerald Forest, A man in a mixture of red and black suit fell out of thin air.

Well that hurt a deep voice said. ‘’Shut up high moon’’. The man said. He scratched his head through his thick mask of cloth ‘’Where the hell are we?’’. Ask your teleporting skills the voice once again retorted. ‘CLICK’. Deadpool cocked his hand gun to his head. ‘’You know I’m not afraid to shoot you, right?’’. Do it pussy. Wade I double dare you.

Before any of them could continue a scream grew louder and closer ‘’NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’’

A little girl tackled Deadpool knocking him down, She looked up and was met with a gaze from white spots on a mask. If the police ask, we didn’t do nothing. ‘’Please don’t kill yourself’’ She said in a little sharp voice.

Deadpool dropped the gun to show he stopped ‘’Would if I could’’ Deadpool said seriously. The girl stood up and had a sad look on her face. Deadpool stood up the same time as the girl got off of him. He picked up his gun and clipped it back in his holster and pat himself down. ‘’Anywho, Where are you going in the middle of the forest?, You going to get grammy some poptarts?’’.

‘’My, umm, grammy?. No, I’m on a mission, Which reminds me I have to go get a relic somewhere.’’

That sounds fun ‘’Yes it does, Mind if I come with?’’ Deadpool said curiously. He scanned his eyes up and slowly downward the girl Wade don’t you dare. The merc put his hand to his cheek and flicked his wrist downward ‘’And I LOVE your color scheme of choice.’’ He said in a fashion designer like tone. ‘’What’s your name, little red?’’ Good.

‘’Rose, Ruby Rose’’

‘’Pool, Deadpool’’

When they finished introducing each other Ruby led the way running slightly faster than Deadpool tapping on a bit of her semblance while Deadpool followed right behind her. For a girl her size she’s awfully fast. ‘’This Relic, thing. Is really interesting’’ Deadpool thought. Should we steal it? ‘’Hell no, That would be rude, Also she’s a child. I’m not THAT big of an asshole’’ Daedpool replied to the voice. Fair enough. Deadpool was never a man of clear intentions or sanity whatever the hell that is. But in a few select cases he had morals.

A few more or less than 20 meters of running through thick forestation they stumble upon a girl white as snow. Ruby gasps and pulls on Deadpool’s hand, signaling him to stop and pulling him behind a tree. ‘’What’s wrong Rosey?’’. Ruby peeks sideways out of the tree and Deadpool did as well but since he was on top of Ruby he peeked down. I swear to god Wade. ‘’Calm down High moon, it’s unintentional’’

‘’That’s Weiss’’ Ruby pointed  ‘’, I REALLY want to be her friend,’’ Ruby emphasized her want to be friends with the Ice Queen.

‘’You have a crush on her or something?,  How’d you two love birds meet?’’ Deadpool asked jokingly.

‘’Well, I sorta caused a tiny tiny explosion in front of her face with dust’’ Ruby said meekly. ‘’I like your style, kid. Last time I did that to Cable I got a hole through my heart. And not the ‘’lover leaving you’’ kind of deal’’ Deadpool retorted. The merc sternly walked forward despite Ruby’s whispered various warnings to stop. Weiss quickly faced Deadpool’s direction when she heard the grass rustle. She was wary.

‘’Hello, Miss ummm. Weiss? Whas it?’’ DP asked politely, as if he knew the Schnee was from a wealthy lineage. ‘’I don’t think I’ve seen you before, Are you a student at beacon?’’ Weiss ignored Deadpool’s words out of caution. A strange face. Well, mask. Didn’t usually mean that it was a good guy. Remembering the white fang and their many attempts at the Company she immediately went defensive.

‘’Who are you?’’ The Ice Queen said. Putting a hand on her rapier. Ruby wanted to step in but was met with Deadpool’s hand gesturing her to stay. Ruby muffled her impatient noised with her hand behind a tree. This one looks like she’s a bitch. ‘’High moon, Manners please. We’re in front of a lady’’.

‘’Who are you talking to?’’ Weiss raised a brow readying to draw her weapon.

‘’Oh, You probably don’t hear this asshole. He’s a voice in my head. A best friend, Family, A brother, and a giant pain in the ass’’ Deadpool said lovingly.

The young Schnee has had enough. Driven by her past trauma. The white fang’s various modes of attacks she already moved before she could think with the intent to kill. Stress that was built up from her past had taken over. And with a grunt she propelled herself toward Deadpool, Rapier leading the way.

Here she comes

‘’WAIT!!!’’ Ruby tried to stop Weiss but she already connected. Myrtenaster was already through Deadpool’s chest. Weiss gasped and backed away slowly realizing what she had done, the blade still deep in the merc’s chest.

Some of his blood dripped from the length of the weapon to the hilt.

Ruby runs to Deadpool’s side ‘’Oh no, Oh no, Oh no’’ She was panicking at the sight of someone dying right in front of her.

‘’I’m Sorry’’ was the only words Weiss could utter.

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