#ROMP.fla X reader

[warcriminalcommie]

Somewhere In... Deez N—

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'Sup. My name is Ay, I'm just your local (cringe as fuck) idiot on her i d i o t i c writing account. I honestly am still pretty weirded out about posting shit on Tumblr, specifically writing, but still. I gotta get used to it SOMEHOW.

Basically what I currently write is Madness Combat X Reader. I might consider Roblox X Reader later but I'm trying my best with my motivation right now.

And to the people who are from my Wattpad, pretend my update schedule history thing is actually existing and that I am a very competent writer that writes very frequently.

So uh. Here are the request rules, I suppose?

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Very epik, go ahead. (I will do this.)

Fluff.

Angst.

Platonic.

Platonic Character/Reader + Child!Reader/Child!Character. (It will be marked with a "+" or "&" instead of an "X". If not, then I forgot to mark it as such.)

Female!Reader.

Slightly suggestive stuff.

Violence and bloody stuff. (Kind of obvious since it's Madness Combat.)

Yanderes. (nO— I won't be romanticizing the yandere actions. All yandere relationships are abusive and unhealthy, y'know.)

Alphabets. (Fluff alphabet, SFW alphabet, Angst alphabet, etc... but of course not the NSFW alphabet.)

Boi what the hell boi. (I won't do this.)

Pedophilia. (Romantic/Sexual stuff with a Child!Reader/Child!Character. Like what the fuck?)

Rape. (Pro-Shippers when.)

Incest. (Pro-Shippers when. - Part 2.)

Smut.

Male!Reader. (I have no idea on how to write a Male!Reader lol.)

Gender-Bent Characters. (Because their personalities will be really weird to work with. Just thinking about a gender-bent Deimos or something makes my head hurt.)

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Oh, and the characters I'll write for. Right.

CHARACTER LIST.

Hank.

Deimos (The Deimos simps are wild bro. They're almost as wild as the Auditor and Phobos simps IF NOT EVEN WORSE— (And that's coming from someone who's favorite is Deimos.)).

Sanford.

2BDamned.

Sheriff.

Jebus.

Tricky.

Auditor.

Scrapface.

ROMP.fla.

Hot Dog Vendor (The most important character.).

Happy Hank.

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I'll be writing one-shots, head-canons, and alphabets. B)

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I'm also afraid I won't be able to write anything LGBTQ+ because I absolutely suck at representing groups that I am not from and I really do not wish to screw up the representation (Unless you like - Want a demisexual or maybe someone on the asexual spectrum. That's all I can provide.). My apologies.

And that's all, for now.

EDIT: Some characters have been removed due to my lack of knowledge on them, for those who have requested them I'll still try to push the requests out but I'll no longer be taking requests for any character not listed here.

[stitchwork-madness26]

BIRTHDAY HEADCANNONS 2 OF 4

Characters:auditor,sheriff,M.A.Torture, and romp (a single romp. Not all romps and romp star)

Notes:my birthday is coming soon (sep. 8th) So i figured i should make a birthday headcannon thing with all characters. I wont fit them all in one go so ill go for 4 characters on each one (plus bonuses)

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Auditor

You probably brought it up to him like maybe a week before your birthday. How or why is up to you but you did bring it to his attention.

He mentally facepalms to himself because y'all had been dating and he never knew your birthday

The day on your birthday he took the day off, which bamboozled you because he never takes a day off

He spends all his time on you and what you want to do

Even made someone bake a cake for you

And gave you many presents....in weird locations. You found one in the fridge and next in your closet.

There was even one under your bed wtf?

When you tell him that he doesn't have to go all out he just says "yes. But i want to"

BIRTHDAY SNUGGLES BIRTHDAY SNUGGLES BIRTHDAY SNUGGLES-

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Sheriff

He probably knew about it back when you was friends. Like before you started dating

So it was not much of a surprise if he did something for you on your birthday

But this is also the 1st birthday hes celebrated with you while y'all are dating so there could be something different then the normal

For example he played the guitar for you even though he does not do it often

Romantic ride on his horse, apple pie

He gave you a cowboy/girl hat as a present and immediately says hes sorry he didn't get you anything better

He definitely gave you a little birthday cake

You may or may not had shoved a slice in his face for shits and giggles resulting him doing the same to you

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Mag agent torture

This poor man.

He found out on the very day

He overheard someone tell you happy birthday outside his room and immediately freaked out inside cuz he never knew your birthday

He does try and sign happy birthday to you once you see him

Tries to make it special as he can like more hugs or a kiss on the head

Very much says hes sorry he didnt give you a present

You did share a cake with him you got from another friend

Miiiight hold you in his hands and hums while swaying like hes dancing with you

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Romp

Legit never knew

And probably never found out

You just came up upset and said you wanted hugs

Course he gave you hugs he can never say no to you (both figuratively and litterally)

You do tell him about why you was upset which would be no one spent time with you on "this special day"

He had no idea what the special day was but he would be damned if you are upset at anytime

So he uh... Made a sign saying you are beautiful or something around those lines

And gave you a plastic flower he found

He has no idea what hes doing but he would try and make the day special even if he does not know its your birthday

[abstract-crossverse]

Okay! Okay, not sure how you feel about the Romps but I think they’re neat and wondering if your HC! Like s/o first encounter with them and the Romp Star, they take a liking to s/o who is so unsure about being around them.

But like, s/o has their own little army??? The romps and the star are down to protect them?

Oh I love those funky dudes, though they feel really cursed-

2022 edit: format change and italics to your one line of dialogue

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Romps + Star with the Reader [headcanons, platonic]

You were only there because you were running from agents

You get in and hide, thankfully the agents following you didn't see where you entered, so they went straight past it that wasn't the real reason though

So after a few minutes you decide to explore, finding a group of 4 romps who do the little 'welcome' synchronized movement, y'know what I mean

You only had a small knife with you so no way you could take them on a fight, but they didn't seem aggressive so you decided to just greet them back and explore a bit more

Needless to say they were surprised and confused on why you didn't just attack them, but they were a bit skeptical about you, so they followed you doing the finger gun thing

Soon you met with their leader, the romp star

It was about to say that you were betrayed but when it realized you didn't kill anyone since you had around 20 romps behind you

It was lowkey speechless, staring between you and it's 'children' behind you before you hit it with "are you their leader?" While pointing behind you

It slowly nodded, you apologized for breaking and entering and explained your early situation, saying that you'd leave them alone

Though it told you to stay when you were gonna turn around, you were surprised but thanked it

Some of the romps where still weary of you but they soon warmed up to you

They liked you, you were nice and didn't kill anyone

But when you said you had to go out scavenging for food that you guys were running out of it, all of them PANICKED

Mostly because they didn't want you to die, the Romp Star said you could only go if you had, AT THE MINIMUM, 20 of the Romps with you

All, and I mean ALL of the agents and grunts in the streets terrified of coming near you when they saw you had and army of Romps behind you

They took one look at you and BOLTED away

You came back home without a single scratch

You also go tackle hugged by all the romps waiting at home and got a warm welcome from the star

Best family ever, 10/10

You're never betrayed :)

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[sad-boy-hank]

singe - "If you ever leave, you'll have this mark so I know how to find you."

requested by @shockwave-the-dog

It hurt like a bitch and you screamed to show it. The ROMPs around you only cooed and giggled at your reaction, muttering praise upon praise for "being so brave" through this torture.

"You look just like us!" One of them purred. You really didn't. Your upper lip was branded, burned beyond repair, and blood and sweat trickled from the wound, stinging it.

You whimpered. "Just let me go," you said feebly. At this, the ROMPs only laughed. One even reached out and pinched your cheeks, making you sob with pain. "Please leave me alone. . ."

The one who branded you pulled you into her lap and purred into the crook of your neck as the other ROMPs began petting you like a cat. "It's just a precaution," she explained casually. "If you ever leave, you'll have this mark so we know how to find you!"

"I- if?"

[cringedude4life]

Some more drawings also tw for blood and also for a dead grunt

Just some people i hadnt drawn before. Also gil, i like gil

[idyat]

Madness combat requests idfk

Requests: Open

Since I'm currently STARVING for madcom x reader content (*cough*Deimos*cough*) I have decided to take matters into my own hands

Masterlist

What I will do

I'll do drawings, headcanons, oneshots, alphabets and multiple parts stories but don't expect these to be good OR quickly done since this is my first time writing and I am the queen of procrastination

Disclaimer: If you specifically want headcanons or a oneshot, it would be preferable to mention it in the request so I can be sure.

•Fluff

•Platonic

•Crack/shitpost

•Heavy angst

•Gore, blood

•Suggestive

•Gendered readers IF their gender is relevant to the story

What I won't do

•P*dophilia, inc*st, toxic/abusive relationships, r*pe, etc

•Transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, etc

•Explicit smut

What I'll TRY to do

•AU's

•Polyamory

Characters I won't write for (everyone else is probably valid)

•Mental or physical conditions

•Trans reader

•ROMP.FLA

•OC's

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[stitchwork-madness26]

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Paring:romp x reader

Warning:nothin :3

Note:im making this even tho no one asked or wanted it lol

Also this is only a single romp. Not the entire romp race + romp star i just wanna make that clear 😊

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A sigh escapes from you as you wander around in the cold and empty building, the eerie silence almost makes your skin crawl. Its to quiet for you to feel safe as silence was basically rare in places like these, usually you would hear at least the buzzing of a light that is barely working or mice scurrying maybe even a small hum of the wind howling outside if you was lucky, Its so quiet you can practically hear your own breathing.

Holding the gun loosely in your hand you keep moving forward, you was positive your boyfriend was here like he said he would be but even he is not this silent. Maybe you got here early?

You let out a surprise squeak when a pile of dust covered boxes fell over seemingly by themselves, is he playing one of his jokes again? "Romp?" You asked, your voice almost sounding foreign in the harsh silence "if this is another joke of yours i swear-" you stopped mid sentence, feeling hard and cold metal placed at the back to your head. A gun. "Turn around" the threat says to you, you realized you had dropped your gun in your previous startle, you cant defend yourself without getting a bullet to the head in response. So you raised your hands and slowly turned around, facing a lone grunt and the barrel of his gun pointed at your forehead.

"Drop everything you have" they demanded, you couldn't move. Afraid if you dare as to even twitch a finger it will be game over, you hesitated and they grit their teeth in frustration "are you deaf? I said drop everything" they repeated themselves, before you felt a presence besides yourself and the threat infront of you. The grunt suddenly looks up behind you and his eyes grew wide in fear before moving the gun away from you but to whatever it is behind you "stay back!" They stumbled backwards "you can have them!" They turned and ran, like it was someone abandoning a wounded person with the monster in a classic horror movie.

For a grunt with a gun, they was rather cowardly to fire.

The presence is still there but it was not hostile, rather friendly and welcoming, so you lowered your hands to your sides and turned around to see a familiar face. It was a single romp, looking at you with friendly eyes and a wide grin, not at all using his intimidating face as you assumed he used to scare the grunt away. You smiled at him "hi romp" you greeted, he said nothing but pull you in a hug tightly.

You returned it and looked up at him "my hero" you grinned and kissed his cheek, a small tint of pink on the romps face appeared as he smiled down at you and continued to hug you, not at all letting you go for a long time.