#RAGH I LOVE FLOWERS SO MUCH

[lemonynuggets]

just got my blood drawn and almost died but I got hot chocolate and then I bought a pretty flower skirt, the day is up to a good start

[selfship-confession-box]

gabriel ultrakill i love you so much ❤️ i need to kill him and explode him with my mind and buy him flowers and kill him i love him so much RAGH

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[courtney-deserved-better]

okay ive got fantasy high on the brain so here's a little fantasy high td au that i will never write. spoilers for like. all of it that's been released so far.

the bad kids:

right off the bat, sammy and amy as adaine and aelwyn. don't have much to say on this besides i think they fit pretty well. amy would have to be a bit smarter for aelwyn's place in the story but other than that i think they fit pretty well. sammy as a wizard with anxiety but who also desperately wants to fuck up the ppl who wrong her once she gets treatment for that anxiety. also i like to think in this au that amy would have a redemption arc and she and sammy could learn how to be somewhat functional sisters.

lightning as fabian. they are both egotistical athletes with a ridiculous amount of pressure from their shitty parents and i would love lightning to have an arc where he makes friends and learns to overcome toxic masculinity

dj as gorgug! he has the capacity to rage but he doesn't want to unless its necessary which disappoints people who expect someone as big as him to be a fighter. but he just wants to give tin flowers to his friends! maybe his love for cooking turns into a love for creating and that's how he becomes an artificer. he would definitely make little mechanical animal friends. also that makes his moms wilma and digby

hear me out. priya as kristen. big worshipper of helio thanks to her parents/being his chosen one but as she goes through the world without that strong of an influence she realizes how wrong they are and breaks away from that mentality. a bit of a chaotic being as she goes through life trying to find structure again but dedicated to her friends and whatever deity she's worshiping at the time

kitty as fig. she loves her friends so so much. she wants to try so many different things. she has issues with an authoritative female figure in her life (emma/sandra lynn). i think she could rock the punk/devil aesthetic while still being so friendly and silly.

i had such a hard time figuring out who would be riz but i'm gonna say shawn. they're both conspiracy theorists who probably drink way too much coffee and get way too little sleep. i can see shawn's obsession to surviving the zombie apocalypse be turned into an obsession with solving mysteries in this world. i think it'd be funny if that made sanders sklonda because she already sorta has tired single mom trying her best energy and is (unfortunately) a cop

others:

chris as aguefort. truly a facilitator, manifester, and being of chaos. alternatively i could see him being the jace to chef's porter

millie as ayda!! she would sooo be a librarian who doesn't understand friendship and the chaos that comes with it but wants to be loved so bad but doesn't understand how to get that love and is generally insecure while coming off as knowledgeable and somewhat aloof

if kitty is fig then i can see emma as sandra lynn in an "older sister who's been raising her younger sister and who knows who her real dad is but won't say" i think there's some delicious sister angst there especially with kitty pulling away once she realizes they're actually half sisters and emma knows who kitty's dad is because she's older but won't tell her. not sure how gilear factors into the situation

dave as biz. has his nice guy thing with sammy instead of sky.

zee as zaphriel/the hangvan. just chill vibes dude.

scary girl as baron!! she's already lowkey got the aesthetic in different colors all she needs is the puppet/mask/mirrors stuff. she would haunt the shit out of shawn

raj as ragh!! starts out as a bit of a bully jock but once he gets over his toxic crush, is rescued by the bad kids, and comes out he's so much happier and nicer while still being a total jock. not sure how wayne would fit into the equation but maybe he could just be raj's friend on the bloodrush team

duncan as jawbone is really funny to me because yeah he has this crazy past as a drug dealer but now he's a high school guidance counselor who's super dedicated to helping kids and has embraced the domestic life?? kinda have a hard time seeing it for duncan but i do think it would be really funny

alejandro as garthy. don't have much to say on this just the vibes if alejandro wasn't evil and wanted to chill on a pirate ship he would be garthy.

leonard as sprak they're both so silly

i think putting trent as gilear would be so funny. local normal guy is just cursed to have the worst day every day. make that man the lunch lad

ennui as zayn purely bc of the tall goth aesthetic

beth as cathilda. i like to think she's generally small and helpful but could kick so much ass if needed

the rat grinders:

courtney as kipperlilly there's truly no other choice.

scarlett as oisin bc she seems like the nicest, most reasonable rat grinder and then bam she's been scheming with their most evil plot

crimson as mary ann bc she is so expressionless 24/7 but can fuck you up without blinking

julia as ivy. mean girl time!!

mal as ruben. he thinks he's so edgy and cool when he's just a high schooler who sings in an emo band. kitty would enjoy psychologically tormenting his as wanda chillda

bridgette as lucy!! she and courtney were once best friends until she was the one rat grinder who chose to die rather than be overtaken by rage and courtney is left alive and grieving and betrayed by her best friend

emma (td) as buddy, actually a pretty nice person who is being influenced by a toxic mindset and suffers greatly at the hands of people using her as a pawn

gotta go be a functioning human being in society so that's all i got for now

[masculinepeacock]

any bad kids/ fh characters + ballet au for the five headcanons prompt?? 💖💖

AHH i love your figbian ballet fic so much!!! so i thought i'd do some of zelda/gorgug in this universe <3

Gorgug isn't a ballerina or any kind of dancer in this AU, but Zelda definitely is! She's petite, and does the most lifts, she has surprisingly good balance in any dance she does, also dances a little angry for ballet? but always makes it look really good. She and Fig were randomly paired together as roommates but became best friends super fast!! Because Zelda is always willing to do extra practice and help Fig.

In this AU Gorgug and the Thistlesprings are set designers. Wilma and Digby work for the actual Big Company and their shows, while Gorgug is in training (and art school!), and works with the students on their sets and actually helps with their stunt set up occasionally (he's good with the mechanical work too). Zelda sees him during a practice one day and goes wow. another emo in the ballet studio. i have to talk to him.

After she introduces herself to Gorgug she starts going out of her way to talk to him, but they both dance around actually asking the other person out. Gorgug thinks Zelda is just being nice, Zelda is just awkward. Fig is actually the one who pushes Gorgug and Zelda together, because before Fig started seriously doing ballet, her and Gorgug were kind of in a band together. Zelda fell even deeper for Gorgug.

Zelda and Gorgug finally go on their first date and it's awkward at the local ice cream parlor. Their friends (Fig, Fabian, Adaine for Zelda and Riz, Kristen, Ragh for Gorgug) follow them there and sit together, officially combining their friend groups. Zelda learns that Gorgug may be an Artsy guy, but he knew Riz from Journalism class and Kristen and Gorgug got paired on a class assignment and been besties every since. He and Ragh were co-Bloodrush captains, exes on good terms too. Gorgug even loved Zelda's music, people hardly ever liked her music choices.

Zelda and Gorgug hung out a lot more after their ice cream date, and after a while, Zelda convinced him to do lifts with her while she practiced. He was strong and tall, and could get heights, and never dropped her (not like some of the guys in her ballet classes) and eventually she met Wilma and Digby who were the nicest people ever. And Gorgug even managed to deal with her stereotypical artist parents surprisingly well. On the first night of her big performance, Gorgug comes with huge flowers, and Zelda tells she notices the homage to them hidden in the set design.

send me an au and i'll give you 5 headcanons about it

[panclownrights]

Do Gorgug Thistlespring hehe

OH HELL YEAH! ✨

How I feel about this character: perfection! The love I have for this awkward guy- oh my goodness!! He brought a flower to his first day of school just in hopes of making friends!!! How would you not love him????

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Zelda and his quiet, awkward teens in love relationship is adorable... but also I don’t hate Ragh and Gorgug 👀 ..... even all three together!!!

My non-romantic OTP for this character: the bad kids are such a fun found family relationship, I love how they all have their place and can’t function properly without each one of them... trust me, it’s a mess when they try 🤦🏼‍♀️

My unpopular opinion about this character: I think the fandom has great headcanons to add onto Zac and Brennan’s creation of the character so I don’t really have much of an opposing opinion there

One thing I wish would happen/ had happened with this character in canon: GORGUG👏🏻IS👏🏻BI👏🏻

Send me a character to breakdown✨

[reluming]

if you’re still taking prompts for Fantasy High, what about some Ragg/Gorgug and Gorgug/Zelda fluff? I love the way you write poly relationships! It could be a getting together fic, or just some fluff about spending time with person you love and the person who loves him! Thank you

hi anon!! I WROTE THIS FOR YOU. thank you so much for the awesome prompt, which came at just the right time as i had JUST been thinking about how much i love ragh/gorgug + gorgug/zelda and was hoping someone would want to read it if i wrote it. i really hope you enjoy this!

but the petal-soft blade

Gorgug is very drunk and it seems very important that Ragh gets the same tattoo as him right now. Not the tin flower—that has personal meaning to Gorgug and wouldn’t make any sense on Ragh—but the Zajiri runes. He is too drunk to remember what they actually mean, but Garthy explained them to him just a few minutes ago, and he’s sure they’re worth having on his skin permanently. And on Ragh’s skin, too.

He’s trying to persuade Ragh, gripping the sleeve of Ragh’s Owlbears jacket and tugging. “Garthy says it’s a—celebration! A party! No, wait. It’s not a party. But it is a celebration. Of our orcly—orcish heritage. We’re both half-orcs! Look!” He takes Ragh’s hand, and he holds it up in the air. Spreads his palm open and presses it flat against Ragh’s. Ragh’s is much bigger and meatier, but they’re both the same shade of green. Gorgug stares for a second, forgetting where he was going with this, and then mumbles, “High five.”

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[fosterthebonelessduck]

Is that my anxiety or music causing my heart to rattle?

@allys-dicediety

Prompt 1: Gorgug/Zelda first date from Zeldas POV

Zelda reaches for her phone automatically as it vibrates softly, only noticing it since her hands are resting atop it inside of the pocket of her drawn-up hoodie. Usually she’d be in the woods with Sam or Rachel but they’d been growing apart ever since her rages became more frequent, and even though her parents didn’t want her missing out on life by coming home early, she was resting her bed listening to music and centering.

As the sound of screeching bass chords rips through her earphones, she takes her phone out of her pocket and sees an undetailed notification from SocialGem. Frowning, she flicks the Crystal open and first notices the picture of Gorgug. The photo is of him on the first day of school, backpack on and metal flower in hand doing a thumbs up and a half-smile, like he’s trying not to show too much teeth. Gorgug Thistlespring has sent you a friend request. Her heart pounding, she accepts the request quickly. He’s not going to like you if you’re so desperate. Then unfriends him in a blind panic. But now he’ll think you don’t like him- you deleted him. She quickly presses on the add friend button. Still too desperate! Her hands shaking, and through her head racing with conflicting thoughts of insecurity, anxiety and Gorgug she keeps obsessively pressing the add friend and delete request in quick succession, panicking and spiraling as she gets up and paces through her room and around her bathroom and back.

Zelda finally stays her hand when a ding pops through, and a message appears.

GORGUG THISTLESPRING This person isn’t in your contacts, would you like to add them? *Good. Not not much> *Not not much> I didn’t mean to type not much, I meant to say good. My semester is going good.> I’m in trouble? lol? Like, do you…> lol...what?> Gods above, why can’t I just get flirting! What does he want me to say? Is this a thing? Um> lol> Forget about the toilet thing> That didn’t happen> Something else happened> I took a pause from the conversation for a different reason. Not the toilet, forget about the toilet thing I said.>

Zelda quickly gathers her stuff and peeks her head out of her room, laptop in hand. “Mum! I’m going out to Basrar’s with a friend, also I uh, I dropped my phone in the toilet so don’t worry too much!” Her mum tells back, sounding unaffected, “Okay, sweetie, have fun, don’t be back before ten!” On my way to Basrar’s right now lol> Hope that you like banana sundaes because I also like them and then that would be a thing we had in common>

“Uh, uhm, you… you look…” he looks down at his phone, “nice.” “Are you bored?” “No, no. No.” “What did you say?” “I said you look nice.” “Oh. Cause, uh-“ “I’m sorry. I’m nervous.” “It’s cool… I-I’m nervous too. I, uh, I ugh, your friends are, like, popular and loud…” “They’re really loud” Fabian laughs, fig plays Bass with a bow “Sometimes I just feel like they’re just so loud all the time and I would just love it quiet.” “Yeah, I get that. My family is super, uhm, loud too. Uhm. And I’m like, the least loud, uhm, one.” “That’s, uh, me… too. I don’t… I like to be quiet. Should we get some ice cream?” “Yeah!” Zelda smiles. Basrar swirls over, “Ah! Hello to the young couple, ah congratulations on… is this some sort of anniversary? I notice you have a flower?” “Oh, yeah…” Gorgug looks at the rose “I actually just s- I was- uh…” Zelda panics and instinctively munches on it. “Okay. Uhm…” “I’m part goat, so I can, like, eat super anything…” “Yeah. Uh, do you want more flowers?” “No.” “Oh, okay.” “No. But if you wa- If you’re gettin’- or do you want some?” “Can we a sundae with some flowers on it?” Gorgug asks Basrar.

“I can only do ice cream, is the thing. So I can do, like, a- a flower flavour-” “Okay.” “-but I can’t. I do very specific wishes, okay. So…” “I get it.” Gorgug smiles at her, as if she’s in on something, and Zelda swears she can almost forget her knotted stomach if he would just keep looking at her like that. “Okay.” Basrar says, sounding miserable. “Whaaa- yeah. Whatever, uh, this flower flavour sounds good.” “Uh, flower is okay, do you wish to use your wish for ice cream later or is someone going to pay?” “I can, uh, I’ll pay.” Zelda offer immediately. “I got it, I got it. I can- I’ll pay. It was my idea, so, yeah.” Gorgug says quickly and Zelda looks furtively down from his broad smile. “Uh, okay.” She looks at Gorgug, anxiety building again. “Yeah, my family all worship, um, the god of wine and ecstasy-“ “Oh.” “Um, and I-“ “Cool.” “I’m, um, I’m training to be a battle dancer, and-“ “Battle Dancer?” “Yeah, sort of my ancestors would go wild in the hills, in forests, and they would, um, drink wine and experience a deep ecstasy, and they would, um, rend men limb from limbs with their hands.” “So cool.” “Really?” Zelda says, surprised, “So-some people think it makes me, like, a freak.” “Oh.” Grogug pauses, “I don’t think so, I think it’s cool.” “Rad.” Zelda breathes, a small smile forming. “Yeah.” “Uhm, that’s why I thought it was weird when you flipped out on Ragh, it was just that I got super, um, like when you flipped out it’s like, that’s… hot.” Zelda confesses. “Oh.” Gorgug looks at her, wide-eyed. “Because I also…” Zelda starts explaining. “What?” Gorgug asks, taken aback. “No…” Zelda laughs wrily, “I-It’s stupid…” “No it’s not…” Gorgug says quickly, “I mean, cool. That’s awesome.” “Yeah…” Zelda says softly, retreating back into her hair, “Whatever.” “That’s really awesome.” “I just, like, uh- I flip, like-“ “Do you flip out?” “Yeah, I have to. I have to practice with Porter, uh, because I can’t be in the room with regular barbarian classes ‘cause I flip out too hard for the other barbarians.” “Really?” Gorgug asks, intrigued. “Yeah. ‘Cause it’s like a- like a divine thing where it’s like powered by the god of wine and, uh, and ecstasy. And so there’s a- it gets really, uh, disturbing, what I have to go through…” She trails off. “I bet it’s awesome.” Gorgug smiles and Zelda smiles back at him, a little sheepish. His face quickly turns serious as he looks down into his lap, and she frowns, confused as anxiety starts creeping in again. “Hey, um, like, this feels like an annoying thing to ask but do you, uh, do you know Penelope?” Oh, god, what if he likes Penelope and he thinks we’re friends so he can get to her through me? “Oh. Not super well. She asked me to hang out earlier today, but uhm…” “Okay, ‘cause she’s been doing some weird...stuff. Me and my friends were just, like, kinda noticing…” Oh, thank god, he doesn’t like her… is he… concerned? For me? “Yeah, I didn’t super get it, she actually asked me about you, “Why?” “And like, if we had, like, hooked up at all, or…” “Oh.” “I dunno, she like thought… “ Zelda trails off, ”it was weird.” They both laugh awkwardly. “It was weird.” “So weird.” Gorgug agrees. “I haven’t hooked up with anybody, so.” Zelda fiddles with her hoodie strings, unsure why she can’t get her mouth to just stop. “Oh, yeah, I uh-I-hkum, I know what you’re thinking, but yeah, me neither. I just like this jacket, and stuff…” “But is she, like, weird. Is she not cool?” “I don’t think, she’s like maybe.” Gorgug sighs. “I don’t wanna, like, freak you out, but I think she’s like, maybe, like, a psycho… uhm…” “Weird.” “Killer person? Like, she might be doing some crazy stuff, like putting people in… stuff.” “Oh, I’ll super- she asked me to hang out tomorrow- but I’ll… super not.” “Wait. Whe- uh, yeah, maybe you should, but also where did you- she, uh, say that she wanted to hang out?” “Just like, at school.” “Okay… cool.” Gorgug pauses, “What kinda music d’you like?” “Um, I like a lotta different stuff… screamo, I like emo, I like punk and, like, some pop-punk I like…” Zelda smiles, listing all of her favourites as she revels in being the only thing in Gorgug’s attention. “Um, what about you?” “The same stuff.” “Awesome.” She smiles, and they talk about how different metals seem to make their rages have a different vibe. Gorgug is sweet and attentive, the ice cream is cold, although they don’t eat a sundae but now flower-flavoured ice cream is their thing. He doesn’t seem to listen to a lot of music, but his enthusiasm is super cute and she’s already half-made a mix-tape for him by the time he offers her the last few spoons of the ice cream. Her heart seems calm around him, and the butterflies are slowing down too. She really likes him a lot, and despite their weird date, she’s glad he finally asked her because she almost thought he would have lost interest with his newfound popularity.

As she glances at the clock above the counter, she smiles sadly. “It’s getting late.” She half-smiles and Gorgug looks like he’s sad about that too. Please walk me home, please walk me home. Her mind races and she clenches her jaw in an effort to get it to shut up. Standing up she waves at his loud but harmless friends, “Alright, well, it’s getting late and my parents get mad at me if I, like, get home too early because they’re like live life, you know, rip your clothes off, feel the rush of blood and the warmth of what it means to really live and I’m like, Dad, shut up,” she laughs wryly, “shut up.” “Right.” Gorgug nods, having got up as she explained. “Um, my parents are gnomes.” “What?” Zelda asks, taken aback. “You guys should go home together!” Kristen shouts, slurring as she stumbles up from her seat. Zelda panics, terrified that Gorgug will laugh off Kristen and her, because she wants that so bad. “I, uh, I gotta go!” “Oh, okay,” Gorgug nods, eyes big. “It was super nice to-“ “Yeah.” Gorgug nods, happy, “I’ll see you at school tomorrow.” “Yeah. I’ll see you at school.” “Awesome.” Gorgug says easily. “Awesome.” She echoes “Awesome.” Gogug says again. “Bye.” She gulps and runs off quickly, her heart racing. Half a block away she puts in her earphones and slows to a steady walk, listening to some older Screamo and thinking about Gorgug. When she glances behinfd her after a while, her senses going off she lets out a screach as she sees a flaming motorcycle gaining on her. Zelda runs, taking a sharp left but the motorcycle slows down and loops around right apparently not after her at all. She calms the rising rage and breathes slowly, switching to emo music for the rest of the way home.