#Queen Poop

[princesspurple2203]

Why I thought about azzi as soon as I saw the word poop🧍‍♀️

[gaydennisreynolds]

oh to be artemis

[teethburger]

i feel like mpgis actually has the potential to help me with my social anxiety. hear me out. every time I feel awkward about something I’m doing, I ask myself: “would deandra be anxious in this situation?” and the answer is always no. deandra would roll with it and fucking own it.

[mccoyquialisms]

can’t stop thinking about the seemingly fresh bear scat, the what sounds like growls within the thunder sound effects, and yet no one seems to be concerned about where is the fucking bear and is it right behind us

[jxnisnotfunny]

(cw: eye strain/epilepsy [flashing/strobing, bright/vibrant colors], loud distorted noises)

back when the queen died last year, considering how much of the uk and (especially) ireland were joking about it, i made this shitpost within less than an hour of the idea popping into my head and posted it on youtube and twitter.

ofc it's not on twitter anymore for obvious reasons, but it did pretty well there and i'm still proud of it, so i thought i'd repost it here.

you can watch this on youtube by clicking here!

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[girl-bateman]

Average life expectancy of girls whose liquid intake is 75% coffee and who pee an average of 3 times a day

[bimbomousey]

i laughed waaaaaay too hard at this comment

BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

[felinefractious]

Hey sorry in advance if it has been asked before but why do show cats have these funny names? Is there a show cat naming law, why havent i seen a cat named mr poop fartington yet

Show cat names have to be entirely unique so breeders have to get creative, usually they want to represent themselves within the name (I don’t think this is a requirement, though? Just standard practice?) which helps a little bit, so you can have Manxzana’s Kiwi and Tailless Beau-T’s Kiwi for example.

Sometimes you’ll have a cat with two cattery names because they’ll be produced by one then sold to another or they’ll be born to a queen of one cattery and the stud will have belonged to another, etc. So in this case you might have Tailless Beau-T’s Kiwi of Manxzana for example.

I don’t know the exact details on the restrictions surrounding registered name requirements beside having to be unique, it does seem to be fairly lenient in subject matter. There’s a champion Persian named Cocaine Cake, I can’t remember out of what cattery though.

There’s presumably a character limit, you probably wouldn’t get away with naming your cat the entire bee movie script for example…

[psyscha]

Ooooh boy

[pazziville]

woah, damn azzi HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

oh!

[hafwen]

The room we were keeping Toni in is more of a 3 season room and it does have a propane stove but it's not cheap to run. Plus she’s getting more interested in climbing and the last thing we want for her to burn herself if we left her in there alone.

We moved her to what used to be Lillie’s hangout but we closed it off with the flea outbreak and it’s flea free. It also has the bonus of an attached bath so we can put her water in the shower so when she plays with it/dumps it we don’t have a mess to clean up.

We tried to leave the the fan off in the new room but she hid under the bed until we turned it on and regularly checks it when when comes out so I guess that’s a thing. Once she gets more comfortable in there I’m hoping we can do in convince her the fan doesn’t need to be on 24/7.

It’s funny we can hear her playing, it’s very cute and we can see her footprints on the bed and hear her jumping down when we get close so she’s not just hiding under there.

[snekdood]

Ur gonna hafta rip drawing my ocs in fashionable designs from my cold hands, even if theyre cishet