#Quaterback Attack

[found-in-retro-game-mags]

Digital Pictures (Corpse Killer, Maximum Surge, Double Switch, Quaterback Attack, Supreme Warrior)

“Top 20 suck-up lines.” (Electronic Entertainment #23, Nov. 1995)  

[lyrenminth]

Girl’s daddy

When Lizzy was born, Justin was cathartic. At first, when the contractions were short and less painful, he took it well, but when labor started he started pacing back and forth, asking the nurse if the baby was in a good position, if your pressure was okay, if the sheet you bring for home were enough, and so on. The nurse was kind and explained to him the first questions until she ordered him to stay by your side without stressing you out. He held your hand throughout the delivery, comforting you, counting with you and when he heard the squeal, he released the tears he had been holding back. "She's beautiful" he whispered as he cradled her. His hands were gigantic compared to the baby's head, he could literally hold her with one hand  “Welcome to the world, Lizzy” he said in the sweetest tone. He looked up at you “Thank you for making me father” in that moment you loved him even more. 

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Lizzy wasn’t blonde, but she had Justin eyes, nose and round face. She was also Justin’s joy and motivation. He loved to spend time with her in or outside, looking for cool rocks or strange insects. Like her dad, she was very curious about her surroundings and Justin made sure to explain everything he knew to her like his father explained to him. He was very patient with her, very kind. Lizzy was really close to him, she was daddy’s girl. You watched all their interactions with a big smile on your face.

“Daddy! daddy!” Lizzy screamed, running towards Justin, who was sitting next to you “Look at this! It is a baby crab!” she said, reaching out her little hand. 

“What is it?” Justin asked, looking at the tiny crab.

“A baby crab!” she yelled, those blue eyes shining with excitement.

“Wow, where do you find it? You are such a good explorer, Lizzy” he said, smiling at her. 

Lizzy pointed to a spot on the coast “There!” 

“It’s a beautiful crab Lizzy, but It’m sure its family it’s looking for him” you said, she looked at the crab and nodded.

“It’s smol” Lizzy began to pull him to get up. “Let put it in the the water, daddy”

Justin stand up, following her. You saw the big figure of Justin next to the tiny one with bouncy ponytails. They released the crab and then you laughed when you watched your daughter attack one of Justin’s legs, trying to climb it. You didn’t know where she learned that. Justin grabbed her, tickling her, Lizzy screamed and started laughing. Justin put her on his shoulders while walking back. 

“She attacked my leg again” he said, outraged. 

“Well, you have long legs, they look like branches” you said, trying not lo laugh.

Lizzy’s hands grabbed his hair “You need to cut your hair, dad” she said.

Lizzy was sleeping in the back of the car while you and Justin were chatting, coming back from the beach. He was going back to work in one week, and you could see he was sad. Goodbyes were hard for him, specially because of Lizzy. Now that he was a father, losing those precious moments with her haunted him. You did whatever was needed to be in contact with him, including sending him videos or making videocalls. One of your core memories was a videocall you had with him, showing how Lizzy gave her first steps. He was delighted, but then started crying.

“I miss her so much, I miss you so much” he explained, wiping his tears away . After she was born, he became more emotional and caring “I wish i was there” You both cried, because you wished he was there but also you knew how important football was for him. You would never asked him to quit what he was born to do. 

Lizzy was seven now, and even though you explained to her that Justin had to be away and travel a lot for his job, she had a hard time understanding it sometimes. She couldn’t grasp this concept of “Justin Herbert the most amazing quaterback for the Chargers” or why the fans asked for pictures.

“Daddy has a lot of friends” she said.

The truth was that Justin didn’t want to exposed her to the media. He had this rule of no pictures of her even inside the facilities, but everyone has a phone so a few pictures of her leaked on internet and she was very loved by the fans. You weren’t as adamant as him, but you could understand his worry. 

“We are going to the home games” you stated, he nodded “Unless she doesn’t want to” 

Lizzy got bored last season in a few games. Justin was kinda offended by that “Don’t I keep you entertained enough?” he asked her, jokingly. Lizzy simply answered with a shy grin, guilty. 

“It’s ok” 

“You don’t have to worry about us” you comforted him, feeling his sadness “You are the best father for her, Justin, don’t be so hard on yourself” you hand reached for his knee and gave it a short squeeze. 

“I know”

“We love you” you watched his jaw go tight, he looked in the rear-view mirror Lizzy sleeping. She looked so sweet. . 

“I love you too” he confessed. 

“Then go and win a few games for us” you cheered him up. 

“A few?” he raised his eyebrow. 

“Or all of them, we’ll be cheering for you as always” You couldn’t hold back and leaned to gave him a kiss on his cheek. He glance in your direction, a smile forming on his lips. 

[buckybarnesbingo]

BBB Week 6 Roundup!

Little bit late, Mod Meg was on vacay over the weekend.

Title: Cute Quaterbacks Collaborator(s): Tori/samandbucky Link: AO3 Square: B4 - Sharing Clothes Rating: Teen Ship(s): Steve/Tony Major tags/warnings: AU, School, Fake Relationship, Protective!Bucky Summary: Steve and Bucky grew up as childhood best friends and are now roommates in college. Bucky dares Steve to bring a date to one of his upcoming football games after Steve suggests he could date anyone he wanted to. Enter Tony Stark. Word count: 1767

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Title: The Curse Collaborator(s): Tori/samandbucky Link: AO3 Square: K4 - Kiss Rating: Teen Ship(s): Bucky/Clint Major tags/warnings: Fluff, Established Relationship, Magic, Curses Summary: Clint gets hit during an alien attack with some dark magic, Bucky and Steve can't wake him, so they go to the only person they know who can undo the curse: Stephen Strange. Word count: 1364

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Title: A Regular Harry Houdini Collaborator(s): Bird Link: AO3 Square: K4 - Prisoners/Captives Together Rating: Teen Ship(s): Sam/Bucky Major tags/warnings: Minor Episode 5 Spoilers, Post-The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Captured, First Kiss Summary: “You know, if Steve kissed me in the middle of an escape attempt, he would bring it up after,” Sam said. “I thought we weren’t talking about Steve,” Bucky grunted, closing his eyes. “I’m going to take a nap.” “I can’t believe you’re pretending to take a nap right now.” “I’m 106, Sam. I’m allowed to fall asleep whenever I want.” Word count: 1365

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Title: K5 Card B096 Soulbond Collaborator(s): Rufferto Link: Tumblr Square: K5 - High Fantasy, Curses, Shiny Sword Steve Rating: Teen Ship(s): Stucky Major tags/warnings: Fantasy Warrior Bucky, Curses, Art, Sword Steve Summary: When Bucky went off to war Steve was cursed into a sword. Bucky managed to find him because they share a bond but he's cursed. Bucky now carries Steve into battle wherever he goes looking for a way to have Steve at his side again. This was done on Hot Press Water Color Paper with Windsor & Newton and Arteza paints. I don’t much like the scan, there’s something always lost when a watercolor image is scanned but I will try some other time to get a better photo of it. Word count: none it is art.

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Title: Benevolent Overlord Collaborator(s): IndigoNight Link: AO3 Square: K1 - Bucky Bear Rating: Gen Ship(s): Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers Major tags/warnings: Fluff, PTSD, Codependency, Alpine the Cat Summary: “Hi,” Bucky says, wincing a little at how hoarse and rough his voice sounds from disuse. The kitten just hisses at him again, huge green eyes narrowed into slits. “Yeah, I get it,” he agrees with a grimace and a commiserating nod. Word count: 4921

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Title: I'm James Buchanan Barnes Collaborator(s): e_hytes Link: Tumblr Square: C2 - Art Style: Black and White Rating: Gen Ship(s): No pairing/ship Major tags/warnings: #buckybarnes #wintersoldier #jamesbuchananbarnes #mcu Summary: A drawing of Bucky/Winter Soldier black and white Word count: N/A

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Title: Someone Like You Collaborator(s): Nicnac Link: AO3 Square: C4 - Prison Rating: Mature Ship(s): Bucky/Reader Major tags/warnings: Enemies, Uneasy Allies, Hydra Agent Reader, Negotiations Summary: Taken from their SHIELD prison cell, the reader finds themself alone with The Winter Soldier negotiating for their life. Word count: 2693

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Title: Sambucky Incorrect Quotes Collaborator(s): snowstark Link: Tumblr Square: U2 - Partner-In-Crime Rating: Teen Ship(s): Sam/Bucky Major tags/warnings: Enemies to lovers vibe, Humour Summary: “Bucky, we tried things your way already.” “No we didn’t.” “I did it in my head and it didn’t work.” Word count: N/A

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Title: darling, you’re the one i want in paper rings Collaborator(s): cyanica Link: AO3 Square: C5 - teasing Rating: Gen Ship(s): steve/bucky Major tags/warnings: first time, demisexuality, period-typical homophobia, fluff, friends to lovers Summary: "Okay, I don't know why I’ve never – you know!” Bucky said after a moment, a soft laugh spilling from his lips – something so genuine and bashful, that Steve wasn’t so sure what to make of. “You're just – you're the only one I've ever had eyes for. You're the only one I’ve ever wanted.” Or, whatever deity had constructed the fragmented pieces of their souls together, they were made of the same smithereens, and Steve was sure he had known that as a child, holding Bucky’s slightly larger hand and accepting that they were of the same love, without even knowing what such a concept was. Word count: 1630

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Title: Unexpected Alliances - Chapter 4 Collaborator(s): PoliZ Link: AO3 Square: C5 - Lending a Hand Rating: Mature Ship(s): Stucky Major tags/warnings: Fantasy AU, enemies to friends/lovers, referenced/implied torture Summary: Buckthorn’s refusal to use his fae magic to support his captor’s cause has left him battered and broken; when he is given a dangerous shifter as his cellmate, they overcome their differences to become allies and perhaps something more. Chapter 4: Upon reaching the shifters’ camp, Buckthorn meets another of Stephen’s companions who seems to have a chip on his shoulder when it comes to fae folk. Word count: 1034

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Title: A Story Told in Flesh, Chapter 3: Together In Dreams Collaborator(s): ChrissiHR Link: AO3 Square: B2 - Rocket Racoon Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky x Darcy x Steve Major tags/warnings: Big Swingin’ Dick!Steve, smut, nsfw, dream sex, sex positive Summary: Bucky and Darcy get massages and discuss Aesir medical treatments; Darcy has an erotic dream about Bucky & Steve. Word count: 1270

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Title: Written In The Scars (On My Heart) Collaborator(s): IndigoNight Link: AO3 Square: K5 - Just Do It Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes Major tags/warnings: Past Rape/Non-con, In Heat (but not A/B/O) Masturbation, Sex Toys, Mildly Dubious Consent, Body Worship, Self Body Worship, Rimming, Fuck Or Die (sort of), Porn with Feelings, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, PTSD, Inability to Orgasm, Body Image, Reference to Past Medical Experimentation, Self-Lubrication, Touch-Starved, Touch-Averse Summary: He swallows hard, struggling with himself one last time and losing. “I need your help,” he manages to whisper, voice cracking. The air in the room immediately changes. The wound up tension drains out of Steve, his posture and voice going soft. “Sure, Buck,” he says, cautiously moving back toward him. Bucky can’t move, his arms locked tight around his knees, and he can’t lift his gaze higher than Steve’s knees either. Steve pauses when he’s still a few feet away, squatting down and angling his head in an effort to see Bucky’s face through the curtain of his hair. “Anything. What do you need?” It’s everything Bucky can do to hold still, every cell in his body vibrating with the need to throw himself into Steve’s arms. He opens his mouth, but his throat sticks and he has to swallow again before he can force the words out. Slowly, by sheer force of will, he drags his gaze up to meet Steve’s eyes. “I need you to fuck me.” Word count: 41k

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Title: Acceptance is the first part of Healing Collaborator(s): Laevateinn Link: AO3 Square: C4 - Denial Rating: Teen Ship(s): N/A Major tags/warnings: 1e3 : Power Broker, TFATWS coda, TW for : implied sexual abuse/assault, dissociation, PTSD, flashbacks, Angst, hopeful(ish) ending Summary: "You good ?" Wilson asks him, after he fought against eight men. "You okay ?" Wilson asks him, when they get to Sharon’s house. "You hurt ?" Wilson asks him, when they get out of the car. Yes, Wilson. All good. Now if the guy could shut up and carry on, that'd be great. Why would he be "not fine" anyway ? It's not as if anything that happened that day hasn't happened before. Word count: 906

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Title: The Maze Stumbler (Moodboard) Collaborator(s): Turtles Link: Tumblr Square: B3 - Labyrinth Rating: Teen Ship(s): Darcy Lewis & Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson Major tags/warnings: Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Thor, Cocktail, Labyrinth Summary: Something, something, Thor spikes the punch at the party and they all decide to re enact the Maze Runner… or something like that. Sam and Bucky wake up in the middle of a maze, nothing but Darcy’s voice in their ear giving them directions and critiquing their methodology Word count: N/A

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Title: The Maze Stumbler (Fic) Collaborator(s): Turtles Link: AO3 Square: C1 - Stranded Rating: Teen Ship(s): Darcy Lewis & Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson Major tags/warnings: Thor's Asgardian Booze, a labyrinth, Dubious Timeline, Everybody Lives, Crack Summary: Don’t drink Thor’s Asgardian booze. Ever. Word count: 1657

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Title: 5 Times Steve Received Plums from Natasha or Sam and the 1 Time Steve Realized the Plums weren’t from Them Collaborator(s): Girl_Back_There Link: AO3 Square: K5 - Bucky/Steve Rating: Teen Ship(s): Bucky/Steve Major tags/warnings: 5 + 1, Bucky and his Plums, Angst and Feels, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug Summary: Steve keeps finding plums in his hotel rooms or his bag. He thinks it is Natasha or Sam trying to be a good friend by making sure he is eating and keeping up his energy in the search for Bucky. Each plum he finds reminds him of Bucky growing up in pre-WWII New York. The times they would give each other a plum as a way of saying “I’m sorry” or “I love you.” Word count: 2998

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Title: Faith and Desire and the Swing of Your Hips Collaborator(s): IndigoNight Link: AO3 Square: U2 - French Kiss Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes Major tags/warnings: Crossdressing, Nonbinary Steve Rogers, Oral Sex, Body Dysphoria, Gender Exploration, Supportive Flirting Summary: “You look gorgeous, doll,” he drawls, dragging up as much of old Brooklyn as he can to infuse into the words. Steve startles, even though the doorway and Bucky in it are clearly reflected behind him in the mirror. Steve’s eyes flick to him and away again, his face going pink from the tips of his ears and spreading all the way down to his chest. He fidgets with his skirt, hands smoothing over the folds of it self consciously. “It looks a little silly,” he mutters, chewing on his already chapped lower lip. Word count: 5470

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Title: Stay Collaborator(s): Bird/plutosrose Link: AO3 Square: C3 - Free Square Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Sam/Bucky Major tags/warnings: Post-Canon, First Time Summary: “So, are you keeping the outfit?” Word count: 1919

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Title: It's Not a Miracle You Need Collaborator(s): UisceOneLove Link: AO3 Square: Y3 - At a Crossroads Rating: Teen Ship(s): James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Major tags/warnings: Post-Endgame, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hopeful Ending Summary: Sitting out on the dock of Tony's lakehouse while the others slept, Steve thought about where he was expected to go from here. It's a good thing Bucky's around to help him see where that can be. Word count: 1584

[sup3rbloom]

Bucky Barnes Bingo Round 3 Masterpost

Masterpost for @buckybarnesbingo​

I sadly did not get as much as I would have liked this time around, but here’s what I did get done

B4 - Sharing Clothes: Cute Quaterbacks Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30656522

Steve/Tony

Steve and Bucky grew up as childhood best friends and are now roommates in college. Bucky dares Steve to bring a date to one of his upcoming football games after Steve suggests he could date anyone he wanted to. Enter Tony Stark.

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K4 - Kiss: The Curse Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30723827

Bucky/Clint

Clint gets hit during an alien attack with some dark magic, Bucky and Steve can't wake him, so they go to the only person they know who can undo the curse: Stephen Strange.

                            ________________________________

Free Space: Takings Things Slow Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32028121

Bucky/Sam

Steve and Bucky never told anyone that they were bonded, and then Steve left. But now Bucky has Sam, and he finally tells the alpha the secret he's been holding in for so long, which leads to first kisses.

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Y4 - Soulmates: A Different Body Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32161630

Steve/Bucky

When you turn sixteen, you swap bodies with your soulmate. Steve and Bucky discover they're soulmates.

                          ________________________________

Y1 - Sam Wilson / Falcon: We're "Just Friends" Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33105370

Bucky/Sam

Sam finds himself pregnant after a one night stand with a stranger, and despite claiming they're just "co-workers", Bucky is there for Sam as a friend.

                          ________________________________

B2 - Rebecca Barnes: Protective Big Brothers Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33393433

Rebecca/Sam

Sam is taking Rebecca out on their first date, he has the pleasure of meeting her big brother, Bucky.

                          ________________________________

Y3 - Disney: Even Bad Boys Cry During The Lion King Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36041572

Bucky/Scott

Bucky Barnes somehow finds himself dating Scott Lang, someone who is totally the opposite of him, but they make it work, until Scott finds out Bucky has never seen a Disney movie before. He makes it his mission to change that.

[amnachil]

The College Society Chapter 3 Part 12

Here’s the next part ! One part left after this one for Chapter 3 !

Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey Monday March 4, in France

"Dude, it's fucking okay. You're out of the water for god sake. Calm down"

They were almost at the hotel. Fuck this cruise. Fuck this trip. Fuck these guys. How the hell the fatty roommate managed to fall in the Seine exactly ? Well, to fall. This moron probably didn't go there all by himself. He looked dumb, but not that dumb. Anyway, the real question was : why he, Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey, decided to bring him back to the hotel once they had pull him out of the water ? Why he, Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey, the god among the hunters, was nice to the baboon's friends ? I hate my life. But I'm also so eager to see my fuckin' boyfriend. Damnit.

"I'm sorry." muttered the fatty roommate (what was is name again ?). "I ruined the day."

"Don't open this stupid mouth of yours to talk nonsense." replied the Dean's grandson. "You fell into the water, you had the fucking right to lose your shit. And these filthy assholes who laughed can go eat dicks in their mother's pussy."

The freshman looked at him with amazement.

"You sure are swearing a lot when Liam isn't around." he noted.

Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey did not answer. It wasn't worth it. To be clear, yes he had spent a good weekend with his baboon's friends. Yes, they were good people. But who cared ? Yeah, this damned Nate had some sense of humor after all. Yes, Colton was a pure good heart built like a gigolo. And yeah, Nick (now he remembered his name) was a freakin' genius. But seriously, the best hunter wasn't here to make friend. Definitely not. They arrived at the hotel at that moment.

"Thank you." says the dark-haired lad. "I'll take a shower and I'll work with Liam on our group project. What are you going to do during this time ?"

"Don't know. Don't care."

He hadn't planned anything. He just went in France for the baboon, and he did not know what to do without him. I can't even believe I thought this. Am I really dependent on him now ? Quite pissed by is own stupidity, Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey just left.

For a while, he just wandered in the streets, at least to calm down. I need to bang someone. He was tore apart between two opposed feelings. A rational part of him only needed sex. Another, stupid and weak, desesperatly wanted Liam. I'm like a fuckin' teenager. I hate it. Finally, he went in a nightclub with the hope to pick up a chick or two. French people knew how to make a good party. It was loud and noisy, but also very sexual. They had their own way to dance, more sensual, more appealing. At first, Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey had great fun. And he found a guy more than eager to please him. They ended up in his apartment for sex. Trust me, you won't wake up after that. They banged in every corner of the flat. The Dean's grandson was so demading. Only he pictured Liam with him, and not this random dude. For god sake. The more he was thinking about the baboon, the hornier he was. He could feel his sweet and wide hands cuddling his body. He could imagine the contact of his strong chest. He wanted to stroke his soft belly. To squeeze his ass.

"Je suis rentré." shouted someone.

It stopped this stupid asshole who obviously wasn't Liam to continue. C'mon. You would not let me so horny, would you ? The idiot who interrupted them arrived in the living room. When he noticed them, he opened his mouth wide, like a big and really dumb carp. I saw him somewhere.

"You... You were with Liam last night." he said.

Now I recall. It was this bloody hell ex-boyfriend. Kevin, Kilian or whatever. Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey understood he wasn't gonna get laid anymore tonight. He put his pants back, annoyed.

"Wait, before you leave... Can you tell me how is Liam ?" asked this blonde guy. "I mean, we didn't have the time to discuss yesterday."

The Dean's grandson scrutinized him. He was very tall, at least 1m90 (6'3"), and rather imposing. Well, I fucked almost the whole football team of my university, and some of them were bigger.

"Look, whatever you want from Liam, just forget it. He doesn't need any extra problem right now."

His bestfriend's situation plus his family, it was enough.

"It was just a question." mumbled the other.

"A stupid question."

Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey didn't wait for an answer. He left this brat and went back to the hotel.

When he arrived, the baboon had already fallen asleep. Same for the fatty roommate. But Nate was waiting in the corridor, looking a bit weird. What more ? I'm done being the fuckin' shrink of everyone for today. But when he came closer, he realised the dwarf wasn't just a bit weird, he was literally crying.

"Bud'. What's wrong ?" he asked with a more gentle tone than he intended to.

"I... Sorry..."

Nate took a moment to calm down. He sniffed loudly.

"You weren't supposed to see me like this." he mumbled.

"Dude. I saw the worst part of you, this is nothing."

Honestly, Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey did not care at all about this short guy. Am I, really ? He was just fooling himself, right ? I hate all these feelings which cross my mind. He never felt the need to help anyone, well maybe except Archie and Zack, and now here he was.

"It's harder than I thought." confessed Nate. "To be normal again I mean. I truly need a talk with Archie right now."

The junior sat down next to his friend (let's call him that way and fuck it) in silent.

"Thank you for having introduced him to me by the way. Archie helps a lot."

"Well he's experienced some rough stuff too." replied Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey. "And you shouldn't try to act normal after what happened. Whatever happened. You seems smart enough to know this wasn't a random accident."

A blank followed. Of course, Nate did not want to remember this dreadful night. Me neither.

"Look midget, I need to ask." grumbled the Dean's grandson. "I already know what we're talking about, but I wonder... Am I fuckin' protecting a criminal who did a truly stupid and horrible mistake ?"

Better that than a sociopath with very good acting skills... Nate remained quiet for a while. His eyes showed all his suffering.

"No." he finally responded miserably. "You're helping a weak, pathetic and unworthy person. An idiot as you say, who can't even protect himself. Who can't even take care of himself."

He started to cry again. Fuck this wicked world. Fuck these assholes who thinks they can do whatever they want without the consent of the others. I hate them so much. Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey hugged the midget. It reawakened bad memories of a miserable Archie.

"You're not unworthy." he whispered. "And I will find all the help you need."

He dialed Archie's number. Thankfully, it was dawn back home and the quaterback replied. The blond lad gave him to Nate, and only when he was sure the boy was okay, he left silently. I'll have to talk with D.R about this one day or another...

Liam Tuesday March 5, in France

In other circumstances, the young lad would have enjoyed this visit of the economics departement. After all, he had a wonderful breakfast before, and he was feeling nice. But he sensed the force of evil everywhere. This morning, Nate wasn't feeling great, and he had stayed at the hotel with Dami. In the meantime, Liam and his group were supposed to work on their project. But it's like the Cold War. Nick was sulking. He still resented Rebecca, but he also seemed to dislike Barbara. The two girls were mean and they often mocked the poor major of their promotion. As for Colton, he tried his best to apease the tension, without any success yet. So Liam did what he did the best. He let his mind ramble. He imagined himself in a paradise. There were living pancakes everywhere. They begged him to eat them. (Liam is a nice guy, you all know that. So he kindly agreed to ate them.) (Ate them ALL). Nick brought him back into reality with a nudge.

"Now, you'll split into your groups." was saying their professor. "Students from the Economic College of Paris will guide you."

Liam followed his roommate towards a group of students, but he froze when he saw them. Tell me it's not happening. Why ? Am I cursed ? Kilian was right here, looking straight at him.

"My god. Kilian is that you ?" asked Barbara. "You have grown so much. My lord, you're so impressive !"

Their old classmate thanked her.

"It's nice to see you again Barb'." he said. "Liam."

Send help. Send help. Send help. (Liam knew his internal screams weren't helping at all.) (But maybe Dami would hear him ? His boyfriend could read minds, right ?).

"Okay, this is weird." intervened Nick. "Can we start the tour ?"

Kilian smiled.

"Of course. Follow me."

It was a true nightmare. An impossible situation. Liam was running right into his death. (Maybe not, but he always loved a bit of drama). What should I say ? What can I say ? He knew Kilian had left the United States after the... incident to go back to France. But what were the odds they would meet again here, in Paris ? I'm convinced this is an international scheme to destroy me and the unicorns.

"Dude, you're so tensed." murmured Nick. "What's the deal with your ex anyway ?"

Liam did not answer. He was truly panicing. Without Nate or Dami to support him, he was completely lost. And what if his new boyfriend discovered the story ? He'll hate me. He'll realise how unwrothy I am.

"I need to go. Far far far away. Right now."

He didn't wait for an answer. He wanted to avoid a panic attack.

Because he wasn't thinking clearly, Liam finally got lost in the building. A bit relieved to be alone, he sat on a bench and got his breath back. What am I supposed to do ? His mother never prepared him for a moment like that ! (He wasn't blaming her, but she could have anticipated right ?) (Educate your children to face their exes ! It's crucial !).

"Why did you run away ?" asked suddenly a voice he recognized (much for his displeasure).

Kilian looked curiously at him. (How he managed to find him ? Did a witch lead him here ?) His ex-boyfriend smiled softly.

"You know, I'm very surprised to see you here, but it's nice."

"What do you mean, it's nice ?" asked Liam, surprised.

"Well, we never spoke since... the middle of 12th grade. Since what happened. I never had the chance to thank you."

"To thank me."

Right, Kilian had lose his mind. The french food must have turned him crazy.

"I almost killed you with my stupid plan." recalled Liam. "I... I have been selfish, reckless and stupid. How come you want to thank me ?"

"You kiddin' right ? My parents blame you, but I don't. It wasn't your idea, but ours. And it was the first and only time someone wanted to take so much risk for me. I owe you Liam, for real."

It was too much for the chestnut lad. He wasn't able to come to terms with all that stuff.

"I thought..." he mumbled. "I thought you resented me. It's what your parents said."

"They lied to you obvious... Wait... you blamed yourself for what happened ? Oh man I didn't know you were putting so much on yourself. I'm sorry Liam, it must have been hard for you."

Hard for me ? He had been through hell with this story. The freshman couldn't think clearly. Everything he thought about Kilian was... false ?

"The others are here." whispered his ex-boyfriend. "Look, once this tour is over, I think it would be nice to talk. I can't tonight but maybe tomorrow night ?"

Liam only nodded, completely lost. Does that mean... I blamed myself for months for nothing ?

Barbara Tuesday March 5, in France

It was better than everything she had planned so far. Way better. She never expected Kilian to be here, in Paris. But this is a godsend. I will make the most of it. Catch Liam would be hard for her, but for his ex ? All she needed to do was to bring back them together for one night. One night and she would dethrone Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey. Afterwards, it would be chaos, and she would appear as a savior for the university. This is perfect.

"Your smile is so creepy. I kind of like it."

Barbara turned towards Matthew. He was almost living in their bedroom with the two girls. I'm glad they didn't have sex while I was here.

"I just came up with a good plan for my next move." she explained. "Soon enough, you'll be proud to be close with the queen."

He snorted.

"You mean, all of this was to be the queen of the university ? Oh man, that's funny."

"Why ?"

"It's nothing." he mysteriously replied. "Good luck girl."

She left one hour later. The short girl had done some research before. Apparently, Kilian  had moved in France approximately one year ago, in the middle of 12th grade. Well, after this sad incident with Liam. He was living with his uncle, and was studying this year as a freshman at the local university. He had multiple friends, but no boyfriend in sight. Which meant he was avaible. Barbara also managed to find his adress, so she came right at his home. When he openned the door, she felt again surprised by his height. He is so tall now.

"Barbara ? What brings you here ?" he asked.

"Hey Kilian. I wanted to talk, in memory of old times."

And at first, they did. They lengthly shared memories. He was nicer, more talkative than she remembered. Well, his parents were beating the crap out of him, and the whole highschool bullied him. No wonder he feels better now. Eventually, she led the subject towards her main concern.

"It's nice to see you." she laughed. "I mean, I was already surprised when I met Liam at my university."

She glimpsed a shining light in Kilian's eyes. He wanted to talk about him. Nice. Maybe the story she heard from Jessy wasn't completly right.

"Yeah, it was quite a surprise for me too..."

A little blank followed. She sensed he wanted to add something. He was so predictable.

"I never wanted things to end like this." he whispered. "I would love to... come back in time. I missed him, you know ?"

"He missed you too." she revealed. "He told me."

A little lie can't hurt. Kilian didn't know she wasn't her friend anymore. He would trust her.

"Really ? It doesn't seem like that..." he mumbled. "I mean, he looks so paniced everytime I'm around. We barely had a normal conversation. He was so stressed."

You sure have confidence now. He was way more assertive than before, and it was kind of attractive. Liam can fall for that.

"Well, it's... Look, I'm not supposed to say this but... Liam fell into the wrongs hands. There's a guy who uses him for sex."

Kilian frowned. Please, believe it. It was the hardest part of the plan. She needed him to trust this.

"Is this by the aggressive guy ? The one with scary eyes ?"

"Yes. How do you know ?" she wondered, surprised.

"He was here last night." explained Kilian with a bit of rancor. "He was having sex with my cousin all over the place."

Oh man. Damian Nicholas Smith-Carrey was playing against himself. That was so ironic.

"I think... the best way to help Liam would be to reveal what you're feeling." she stated. "You want him right ? As your boyfriend ? I'm sure you two will work together. Just tell him."

Kilian barely hesitated.

"Okay. I'll give it a try. I don't like him being exploited by this bad guy anyway."

And now, this is the fall of the king.

To be continued

Well things are escalating. Kilian’s in the place and it changes everything. What will happen to Liam and Dami now uh ? Will they escape the dangerous plan of Barbara ? We’ll see that soon :)

[kpopfuckedmeover]

Mark: *drops mug, it breaks* fuck

*crashes and banging heard from the other side of the dorm*

Mark: oh no

*Taeyong crashes through the door*

Taeyong: what the frick frack tic tac patty wack snick snack quaterback big mac heart attack race track double back guy named jack did you just say??!?!??!?!

[saralaurensmagalona]

Stepbrothers, A Thorki fanfic by Magalona, Chapter one

Hello everyone ! This is a teenage modern day version of Thorki ! With Loki as a moody teen, grieving for his dead mother and Thor a nice quaterback. Lots of hurt, comfort and.... smutty smut ! Enjoy !

It had been a year since the death of Loki's mom. And it wasn't going to be any better for the child she left behind...

Some progress had been made. It was less hard for Loki to see the beautiful grand piano, black and shiny in the reception room, her most treasured instrument, now silenced forever. Loki's mother had been a well-known concert artist. Once upon a time, she had hoped her son would walk in her steps. Of course, Larry Laufeyson, her husband and Loki's father, was not that much enthusiastic about it, having planned for his son and heir to take the reins of his law firm. Before his mother's illness, Loki was fine either way, but had made no definite choice. Then Francesca fell sick, very sick. And then she died and Loki's world collapsed. So being a pianist or a lawyer went to the far bottom of his list of priorities. His father shut down, heartbroken. Their relatives and friends were not much of any help, being as shocked as they were. Beauty, brains, talent, breeding, success, all gone to dust overnight... Who could blame them ?

Loki managed to carry on but barely. As a family, even as wealthy as they were, father and son still had the occasional issues. But the death of Francesca destroyed them both and life since then looked pointless. Each morning, Loki had to go through the same routine. He got ready for his ridiculously expensive private school. His father still in his office, Loki took a breakfast prepared by their governess on his own. As good a cook and sweet a woman as Manuelita was, she wasn't Francesca. She wasn't his mother. As for his father, he kept himself to himself, lately... He and his son were now leading separate lives, barely meeting at supper time and not sharing much anyway. Loki gritted his teeth a lot these times. Sometimes his jaws hurt at night. It happened less and less but it was still very painful. But what more could he do except trying to keep his head out of the waters ?

***

Loki tolerated his high school. And again, “tolerated” was a fairly kind term. Because of his father's money (Larry was one of the main sponsors), or rather thanks to it, he was left in a relative peace. No bullying for him. No one dared for the Laufeysons had a piece of every business pie in town. Attacking Loki Laufeyson meant trouble for you, especially if your Pa (or even your Ma), had a job even remotely connected with Larry Laufeyson. Loki appreciated it. It gave him peace in an usually stressful environment. He was isolated, surely, but he didn't care. He had witnessed firsthand rich kids' bullyism towards kids with lesser means, on scholarship or otherwise. Before his mother's death, he frequently intervened and, as he had been put on a shelf by his father, he had been respected as a protector or a meddling busybody, considering either side's point of view. After his mother died, he retired in his own head and chose not to care anymore. From being a peculiar independent student, he became isolated and definitely creepy...

As class was starting, no one had spoken or even saluted Loki yet. Even his desk was slightly shifted away from the others. Loki preferred it to be so. No useless chitchat or teenage nonsense. Loki felt too old for this shit, to put it bluntly. At only seventeen, he felt decades old, actually. As he was getting his desk ready for the already long day, he heard a rumble throughout the room. Excited muffled squeaks from the usual mice, the stupid cheerleader gang. To Loki's eyes, they were nonexistent, as were their male partners, the sporty gang, but when they were being noisy they were a nuisance. They were running to a group of student to another, looking over their head. Loki couldn't guess what the commotion was. Probably the last Dolce bag or Louboutin shoes or whatever, he internally sneered. Yet, annoying voices made their way through his reluctant ears. “... So handsome ! Came right from...” “... Seen him ?! He's taller than Harry and...” “... My god ! Blond and blue eyes like...” Loki wanted to blow a loud raspberry but his mother would have considered it vulgar. A new jock ! A damn, stupid new jock was all that was about. Well, what else ? Loki hoped that it was not going to be another bother. He already had much on his plate without it... Loki proceed to his usual business, hearing the teacher demanding orders and the ruffle of feet to take place at their seats. He didn't bother raising his head when he heard ridiculously girly gasps and an ominous silence. “ Class, this is your new classmate. Thor Odinson from Dallas. He will...” Loki barely paid any attention. He deigned raising his head to avoid any comment from the teacher. He knew his indifference was an issue for her. So he forced himself into a good look at the stranger. Not bad for a jock. Indeed, a tall blond with a light golden beard and sparkling blue eyes and a restrained but confident smile. He was obviously wearing the biggest size of the school jackets they could have found and still it was a little tight. He scanned the whole class, still smiling to everyone. Already, the girls were ready to swoon and the boys were already toughening up at the sight of the new threatening alpha male... Loki couldn't help but give a little sneer looking at his classmates. It was such an age-old scene, the pack reacting to the new challenging stranger. It could have been a laugh if it hadn't been such a cliché... Loki thought then that the up and coming days would be interesting, full of soap opera dramas. Great. And then he felt the eyes of the stranger on him. Loki had a bothersome chill in his back. The jock was giving him a weird look, as if Loki was something totally out of place in the scenery. That didn't bore good. Loki had a bad history with jocks, athletes and overall guys who thought they were the new sheriff in town. As usual, Loki's defined but slim silhouette, long black hair and cat-green eyes on a desperately pale skin challenged their definition of manly maleness and other societal rules. Loki was a bit impressed but refused to avert this eyes. New jock in town had to know you don't mess too much with Loki Laufeyson, not if your daddy wanted to keep his job safe... Curiously, instead of the usual monkey-like gestures of defiance, the blond jock gave a strange lopsided smile, as if Loki had passed from UFO to something at least interesting. He turned his eyes first for the teacher was asking him to present himself. He did, but Loki didn't hear much of it. Something about being a transfer from Dallas and a former football quarterback. Loki couldn't help but think that Josh Randall, current school's Johnny football hero, popular guy and of course star quarterback wouldn't be pleased to hear this. The incident was over, as far as Loki was concerned. He didn't need that kind of hassle in his life. As he saw the big blond being cheered and settling down to a nearby empty seat. Loki decided it was the last of any interaction or interest he was going to have with mister new guy...

***

The rest of the day was spent in relatively normal routine. Loki was going around from class to class. Sometimes he would have a peak at Mister New Guy, already the center of a court of giggling damsels or at the center of “muy macho” friendly dudes. He had already lost any sign of shyness and was fitting in as he had always been the master of the hen house. Loki gave a neutral smile. Hooray for him. Why would he care as long as Mister Perfect stayed out of his way ? And finally it was time to go home. On his way to the portal, Loki's head was already full with the assignments he had to prepare. After his mother's death, his schoolwork had been less than acceptable. Reality had woken him up when he had realized that his grades would never allow him to go to the college of his dreams to study law. And he didn't want his father to pull any string. He wanted it to be his success. So he had to focus on his work and hard if he wanted to impress and have a perfect recommendation. He was caught up in his thinking that he didn't notice New guy coming to him and bumped into his large chest, making his books and binders fall to the ground. “Sorry ! Sorry ! Here, let me...” New guy scrambled to the floor to pick up the scattered items. Loki, a little upset by the shock, wanted to slap his hand off his stuff but didn't. After all, he was not paying attention and New Guy was trying to be nice... Apparently. “No, no worry... I'll...” Loki tried to argue but New Guy was faster and handed him all the things with a big bright smile that Loki felt as … creepy. Why was he so courteous ? Loki didn't like it any bit. Why were they meeting and in such a stupid way ? Right out of one of these ridiculous TV dramas... “I... Thank you.” Loki didn't know what more to say. New guy smiled again but in an uncertain way. He looked as awkward as Loki. -Look...” The blond decided. “We're in the same class now. I'm Thor Odinson...” He pulled out his hand and Loki reluctantly took it. He didn't want to engage conversation but he didn't want to be rude either. His mother would have never tolerated it. -I know...” Loki said quietly. “You've been introduced this morning...” Thor gave a stupid laugh. -Well, you didn't seem that much interested ! I thought you would not have even noticed... You look really dedicated to your work ! Apparently New Guy wanted to be Fun Guy. Har, har... That started to crawl on Loki's nerves. But self-proclaimed Fun Guy seemed to be in a mood for chat and went on. -You're Loki Laufeyson, right ? Larry Laufeyson's only boy ? Loki frowned. Why the question ? -I am. Seemingly not taking offense of Loki's deliberate coldness, New Guy smiled a broader smile. Loki thought he should audition for a toothpaste commercial or something... -Well, my Mom's Fran Odinson and I think her and your dad...” Before New Guy could say any more, Loki heard a brutal honk. That was his father's chauffeur that usually brought him back. José was Manuelita's son and not a patient man when late on schedule. Loki ran to the car after a quick farewell to a baffled Thor. He was almost ready to thank José for that. The blond guy was a bore and he had no interest about his nonsense...

***

As soon as he had arrived home, Loki felt hungry. He was surprised to find his father in the kitchen. He was joyously pouring himself a drink. He looked feisty. Loki couldn't remember a time when his father had even made the shadow of a smile, after his mother's death. This was... eerie. “ Good day, father ?” He said matter-of-factly trying to make a conversation. Larry cringed. He hated when Loki called him father. -Everything's well and fine, you brat...” He used that word sometimes to tease his son. “Everything's dandy...” He chuckled to himself and went back to his drink. Loki was puzzled. It was the first time in years that his father had seemed so relaxed and … Yes, happy. He chose not to push the matter any more. A light mood was a rare treat for Larry and Loki didn't want to spoil it...

***

The following days had a different touch afterwards. Loki's father was indeed in a better mood. It influenced the whole house for Loki's mind weighed less and even Manuelita and José seemed more light-spirited than usual. Even school was less boring for the presence of New Guy, well, Thor Odinson, brought its daily arrival of excitement. As Loki could have predicted it, Thor became the new king. Josh Randall and his Neanderthal crew were relegated to the shadows, to their great rage. As Thor had proved many times his talents to Coach O'Hara, the much famed role of quarterback had been bestowed on him. So, no revenge was even remotely possible until further notice, for going after Thor was going after Coach O'hara, the football team and thus, the whole school. Loki still didn't care but the sight of Stacy Markson, captain of the cheerleader team and former soul mate of Josh Randall, openly flirting with Odinson. She had ditched the fallen king the very morning after Thor's nomination. It was laughable. Stacy Markson and her whole crew together barely amounted to 50 point of IQ. He hoped Thor had good ears for the hen house's futile giggling was particularly loud... Loki liked being mean... The only peculiar point was that Thor seemed adamant to talk to Loki. It didn't look like harassment. Thor's attitude was not particularly threatening. He was looking for Loki, obviously, showing up at places where he was supposed to be, looking for him in the library, the lab, the hall... Problem was, whatever it might be, it didn't interest Loki and he did everything possible to avoid him. Whether Thor realized or not, he didn't care either. He just hoped Thor would give up and all of this would stop.

Other things were on Loki's mind. Much more disturbing things. A week after Thor's appearance, his father was a totally different man, smiling, laughing and even singing while shaving himself... Loki knew for his father had a very off-key and loud voice when he sang... He came out at evenings and returned late... Loki was sure all of this meant he had met someone. He didn't know what to think of it. It had been barely a year and he was already forgetting the so-called love of his life ? On one hand, Loki wanted his father to be happy, but on the other... It looked like treason. Period. Loki decided to confront his father after a little while. After much dallying, humming and hamming, Larry finally admitted that, yes, he was dating someone. Loki was mad at himself to feel so hurt. He tried to control it. The idea that someone could be replacing his mother in his father's heart was simply unbearable. He tried at least to look amiable, not to push his father's off. Larry Laufeyson was not known for his patience... “And who the lucky lady might be ?” He hoped that his voice didn't sound too sarcastic. His father gave an embarrassed laugh. “That's our new CEO at the firm, a lady from Texas, can you imagine ?” He laughed again and his cheeks turned red. “Her name's Fran Odinson. I think her son has integrated your class. You are of the same age. Haven't you met a big blond guy named Thor ?”

[redinastitache]

Aight, so drawing with a chalk succs, and I’ll start scrapbooking the next spidey recap, which is tomorrow.

Thoughts:

Episode 12

Misheard ‘gauntlet‘ as ‘goblet’

Peter dear, you only smashed into Macklin. It’s nothing to gloat about :v

So you’re telling me that nobody notices him changing clothes semi-public?

Okay, Harry probably followed the frozen tail to hammerhead’s secret layer, but what are the odds of that happening, or maybe he planted a tracker to the gauntlet? 

Did he leave the cafe, the cafe in which is filled with frozen shiz like snow in which he’s tasked to clean it?

Which brings me to my next point, how did he get away from Joe?

Spider-man frozen in ice, I’m surprised that he’s still alive.

Macklin is a douche. BUT HEY AT LEAST HE TRIED TO MAKE JOKES AND CATCHPHRASES SO THAT’S A PLUS!!

Harry helping Spider-man out, daaaaw. Even though he took his sweet time finding silver quarters. that lil piece of-

Spider-man was a Disney princess for a sec wow.

THAT PHONE RINGING SCENE OMG

“StOP iT RIghT THere”

“ Aw, you should’ve said FREEZE”

Peter getting help from Harry daaaw, and Harry willingly gave it to him, DAAAW. even though Peter ditched him at the cafe. but it’s understandable, then again-

ngl, that thermo suit looks so cool I want it.

Spidey’s signature on the snow though, wow.

HARRY NOOOOO- and now you’ve been flicked to unconsciousness. 

That’s kinda funny lmao.

But he got hurt though, :O yikes

I forgot to mention the flame swooooord!! IT’S SO WICKED YOO.

“Is it me or is it getting hot in here? I know I am”

Finally, the episode ended with our two bois hanging out (*cough*) at the cafe, again.

Also, Peter is a great (boy)friend, encouraging Harry to wait for it (cough)

ALRIGHT 

ON TO MY FAVOURITE EPISODE

Episode 13:

Peter talking to himself daaaaw, such a mood.

Max is giving me those Dumbledoor vibes, I don’t like it.

Hey, that one scene when Spidey was swinging around while being so joyful that everything was going so easy then Venom came smashing on hi like “SUPRISE MODAFUCER”, that made me laugh.And gosh, did you hear Venom’s dark laugh when they were staring at Spidey so menacingly??

Peter practising his lines to say to Tony and then screweed it up anyways in the end.lmao

Apparently, Peter owns two broken skateboards, which he stuck them on his bedroom wall.

Gonna say this now, Flash’s collared shirt looks gooood, where did he get it from cause I would totally-

Flash smack talking to that other quaterback, woaaah dude

Daaawww. Peter listing down who else could be Venom. Also, DID YOU NOTICED SOMETHING?? When Spidey was trapped in Venom’s tentacles, Venom was pulling him towards them. Almost like they wanted to bond with Spidey again. That’s fricken hawt.

Flash before: *Bullies Peter to keep up rep around his fellow bullies *

Flash after: “NO ONE MESSES WITH TINY TUTOR”

Boi i want Peter to tutor me Chemistry too, like BRUH FLASH PASSED WITH AN A THAT’s-

I am beyond proud that Flashy boy managed to score very well for his Chemistry Test

Peter legit thought Max was that petty when he’s banded from recuiting students to break someone’s arm.

“Technically I am a hero soooooo”

Flash was so happy to see his tiny tutor showing up for his game, daaaw

Peter tryna use his old school’s wifi like-

aaay, Mary Jane as the school’s mascot, such amazement.

“ GO GET’EM TIGER!!”

Suprise suprise,Flash was Venom after aaalll, didn’t see that coming did ya, Pete?

Also let’s appreciate Midtown Students with their colourful hair and fabulous style like, Muah.

“GOOO MidTOWn Win BRING SATisfACtion, Even When It’s a DisTRaction”

Just… Cheerleader Spidey

Flash deeply explained to me how fire extinguishers work against the symbiote, loveyouu dude.

Even when they’e venomized, they still wanted to play football.

Flash running around the school corridor gathering fire extinguishers

I died inside a lil bit when i heard the symbiote squeled of terror and pain.

And then, in the midst of remembering what happened in the episode; Flash was Venom, is there a possibility that Venom attacked Spiderman the first time they meet because Flash wanted to suprise and hug him? Or maybe the symbiote wanted to get revenge which is understandable.

Cause there’s 2 incidents involving Venom injuring 2 victims were because Flash’s hatred/dispised them.

….uuhmm.. where was I?

Right,so Flash is becomming more fond of Peter, even giving him a playful nudgie.

THOSE JERKS THO, CAN’T THEY NOT HARASS MY BOI, HE DID NOTHING WRONG TO THEM WTF LEAVE HIM ALONE,

“You’re my hero, Flash”

aaaand, that’s pretty much it

Happy Holidays my dudes

[squishyteri]

Hemmy: *drops mug, it breaks* Fuck.

*crashes and banging from other side of house*

Hemmy: Oh no.

*Retty crashes through the door*

Retty: What the frick frack tic tac patty wack snick snack quaterback big mac heart attack race track double back guy named Jack did you just say?!???!!?

[terryuiu]

Jennifer’s Body, review

I was always interested in the occult world, demons, witches etc. So the movie Jennifer’s Body is one of my most favourite movies of all time and I watch it like twice a year and everytime I enjoy it. This movie is so underrated and everytime you hear someone talk about it it’s because of the lesbian kiss scene. And that’s all. Like for real? This movie is about a possessed girl to a demon who eats human flesh. Duh!

It all starts as every movie starts. We get to know the main characters – Anita „Needy“ and Jennifer. The whole perspective is narrated from Needy’s point of view in mental hospital, so according to this, Needy is the hero of the story. But to me it’s Jennifer, althought we don’t have a chance to see the story through her eyes.

They are best friends although they have nothing in common as Chip, Needy’s boyfriend, states. And throught the very first scenes of these girls together we can see it too. Jennifer is this kind of girl who is so pretty and naive and she uses her looks to get what she wants. Needy can’t even dress sexy because Jennifer has forbidden so.

In the Melody Lane Bar we can see how shallow Jennifer is. There is a school football player Craig who tries to hook up with her but she just ignores him and her „ex“ lover Roman who she treats like: Fuck off, I’m here for the sexy band, not losers like you. As we can see, Roman just walks off when he sees she’s ignoring him and the conversation is like with a five year old.

Through the whole movie, there is not a single scene of Jennifer interacting in a „friendly“ way with anybody except Needy and Chip. There is not a single guy who would talk to her (I don’t mean the guys she talked to because she wanted to eat them), or even somebody else except Needy, like Jennifer has no other friends. (Hey why would she, she’s a total bitch, right).

After Jennifer is kidnapped by the band, brutally killed and possessed by demon because her soul was impure, she returns to Needy’s house. As she tells her later, she just woke up and something brought her back to her. This something is the necklace the two of them are wearing. The BFF necklace. In this movie it plays the magical item of connection and at the end when Needy rips off the Jennifer’s necklace and Jennifer is falling in disbelief, the magic is lost and she can kill her.

As many teen horrors, the kids are in danger but they don’t tell parents something is wrong. Needy just tells her boyfriend Chip who thinks she’s crazy and overreacting.

I should go back to the scene when Jennifer is in Needy’s kitchen, all covered in blood, saying nothing and trying to eat a whole chicken out of a floor. She vomits something black and spiky on the floor because her digestion can’t handle „normal“ food. (This reminds me of a Swedish horror movie Let the right come in about vampires. When the main hero ate something she vomited it, because she needed just blood.) Then she attacks Needy and for some horny guys it may look sexy but she tries to bite her throat but she can’t hurt her because of the necklace that is her protection.

The next day Needy’s at school, tired, stressed out and Jennifer is in a great mood, pretty as always and acting like she doesn’t care people died in a fire. Well she’s bitchy as always so I don’t know why is Needy so surprised Jennifer’s so ironic and evil, because even if she wouldn’t be possessed by a demon she would tell that it’s no big deal for her.

To maintain beautiful, young and powerful, Jennifer needs to eat human flesh. According to the movie, she has to kill someone once a month, but then it doesn’t make sence, because she kills Ahmet the night of the fire and second day she kills the quaterback Jonas. But maybe it’s because she was worn out after the possession that she needed two bodies.

After she eats the football player – the biggest guy at school – she feels like a god and starts to acknowledge her powers. She makes a phone call to Needy but it’s funny because they both talk about something else and Needy thinks Jennifer is just self-obsessed as usual.

After a month Jennifer looks horrible. Well horrible for her. She states it’s wearing off and Needy asks what’s wearing off but she doesn’t tell her. They meet Colin who is secretly madly in love with Needy and he asks Jennifer out. Jennifer is again so ironic (I don’t like boxing movies. – It’s not a boxing movie…) and she tries to ignore him to leave her alone, but after Needy says Colin is a good guy and she likes him, Jennifer calls him and they have a date.

Have you ever had that friend you tell you like someone and she then dates them or sleeps with them just to hurt you? You haven‘t? Then you have never lived through the real teenage drama. And that’s what is this movie about. Jennifer is the best friend of Needy but everything she does is to hurt Needy, because she’s just a jealous bitch. As Karyn Kusama, the director said, this movie is about women and they constant fight even when they’re best friends.

She kills and eats Colin and that’s a great scene, because when Jennifer is killing Colin, Needy is having sex with Chip and has a vision of demonic Jennifer. As we can see during the movie, these two has some special connection when Needy sucked Jennifer’s blood when they were kids and also they are wearing the BFF necklace all the time.

Needy then drives home and sees Jennifer on the road in the woods. She is walking on all four and looks really strange (like this painting in the occult book Needy is reading), again covered in blood. Needy is scared and she loses her shit when Jennifer jumps on her car and breaks the windshield of her car, just smiling with her mouth and teeth covered in blood, saying nothing.

When Needy arrives home, Jennifer is in her bedroom, clean and in pyjamas. Oh yeah, there is this lesbian kiss scene, because guess what. Demons are sexual. Many people say Jennifer is lesbian, but I don’t think so. She’s straight as a ruler, she just likes to mess up with Needy and she enjoys life and does what she wants. That’s all. Show me a girl who has never kissed another girl on the mouth before… Then Jennifer tries to explain what happened to her on the night. She tells Needy everything about the ritual murder of her and she shows her how she can heal quickly when she stabs herself in the arm. She confesses she kills boys to maintain pretty and healthy (and still Needy doesn’t tell the police or anybody adult). Jennifer tells her she sleeps with the cadet (Roman) so she can’t tell police, but I think Needy is not so stupid to believe her she can get away with the murders just because she has a lover in the force.

They don’t speak to each other then for a long time and Needy has some time to find some books about demons in the library. And of course the time of monthly feeding is coming, so is the Spring Prom. Needy believes Jennifer will come to the prom and kill someone there, but she doesn’t even go there and she kills her boyfriend Chip in an abandoned swimmingpool.

Before the prom scene there is a great moment of Jennifer combing her hair and realising her hair is falling off. She looks into the mirror, her skin is not so perfect as always. We can see a picture of her next to the mirror, she is smiling and beautiful here and in the mirror we can see just some wreckage of a person. She puts some make-up on in an angrily way and she’s almost crying. I think that’s the moment Jennifer realises she has to kill somebody and she’s tired of this again and again. But there is no other way to stay pretty and young.

Needy interrupts Jennifer’s attempt of eating Chip, but she drank a lot of his blood so he dies after Needy saves him.

Jennifer returns home, tired and weak, and Needy decides she has to kill her, because she killed her boyfriend and because that’s the only way to stop all of this killing. She jumps to her room through the window and after a small levitating fight, she rips off Jennifer’s necklace and stabs her in the heart. Jennifer is dead, her mom comes to the room and Needy is sent to a mental hospital. She was bitten by Jennifer so she has some superpowers like super strenght and levitation, so she escapes the mental house and kills the band who started all of this with a knife they killed Jennifer, she found it on the road in a stream.

Some people say they would like to see a TV series about Needy who kills supernatural beings but I don’t think Needy is the main character of the story despite she is telling the story. For me it’s always Jennifer and I would like to see a movie or TV series about Jennifer’s point of view in this story.

I think every girl in her life had a friend like Jennifer or is having this kind of friend right now (and is suffering). Every girl had a best friend who would just act bitchy, steal her boyfriend, laugh at her for being ugly or dressed in something from a thrift shop etc. And for some time you don’t end this relationship because this best friend reminds you of how pathetic and lonely you are, and she is the only person that hangs out with you and you should be greatful for that time she spends with you, because she’s so popular and has so many friends except you who wants to hang out with her too.

The reason why I think Jennifer is the main character for me is not because I approve her behaviour. It’s because she becomes a powerful, immortal, forever young creature (with a demon inside of her). And hey, that’s great, isn’t it? Who wouldn’t like to become something like that? Don’t tell me because it’s the main plot of the Twilight Saga about vampires. And everyone digs that.

[ao3feed-erwinlevi]

by iamlosingtouch

Erwin Smith é o melhor quaterback da escola desde seu pai, ótimo aluno e filho, mas de repente se vê em uma encrenca imensa junto com Levi Ackerman. A "punição" imposta pelo diretor é um tanto incomum e acaba por juntar os dois.

Words: 8697, Chapters: 1/3, Language: Português brasileiro

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Mike Zacharias, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Erwin Smith, Erwin Smith's Father, Erwin Smith's Mother, Marie (Shingeki no Kyojin), Isabel Magnolia, Furlan Church, Hange Zoë, Original Characters

Relationships: Levi/Erwin Smith, Levi & Erwin Smith

Additional Tags: Teenagers, Teen Romance, Alternate Universe - Normal High School

[nkennell-blog]

Keep on Rhyming

Deliciousness of a big mac

Feels like a backed attack

Black on black on black on black 

The taste is like tastin smack

And once your hooked - heart attack

Then you feel a backtrack

And you give it up and cook a flapjack

And you eat it while riding on horseback

Smeigle while you eat it keep back

And you stay in your tower - hunchback

And your thoughts are taken - hijack

Snap a picture of this moment - Kodak

Some may call it fate others payback

And you rollback the feedback on the racetrack

The music to your life - soundtrack

Why don’t you sit and stay away - unpack

Lone wolf shying away from the wolfpack

And you stand up you feel the back crack

So you try to look it up in the almanac

And you decide to do a jumping jack

While you’re jumping on the hood of your Cadillac

And the night darkens the sky - carbon black

No football here can’t find the quaterback

It’s time for me to go to sleep and hit the sack 

[cis101darredondo-blog]

Da Bears Won on Monday Night Football!

Khalil Mack was a BEAST on the field again last night in his second game in a Chicago Bears uniform. The 27 year old had five total tackles, a sack and tackle for a loss. Mack’s stat line doesn’t tell the entire story though since he pressured Seahawks quaterback Russell Wilson most of the night, demanded double teams and still couldn’t be stopped in most cases. Mack is on the attack for these offenses and so far he is living up to the hype because the Bears sure did pay a lot to acquire him. I love the sport of football and to see the Bears be competitive brings joy to me as a fan.

[cover32-yahoopartner-blog]

Texans Deshaun Watson is not Dak Prescott 2.0

On the surface, there are many similarities between Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott and Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. A rookie quarterback coming into an offense with a strong running game and a dominant number one receiver. These comparisons are purely speculative and not based off of statistical data.

The glaring difference between Dallas and Houston is the offensive line. Dallas has one of the best offensive lines in the NFL, while Houston does not. The Cowboys have great linemen in Tyron Smith, Travis Frederick and Zack Martin, Houston has Duane Brown.

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Dallas quarterback Dak Prescott enjoyed success in 2016 that Texans quaterback Deshaun Watson will be hard pressed to find. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports

In pass protection, Houston allowed 32 sacks compared to Dallas allowing 28. Due to the difference in philosophies, Houston’s adjusted sack rate is 5.5 percent compared to 5.6 percent for Dallas. This is due to Houston throwing 583 passes last season compared to Dallas throwing only 483.

Where the real difference is seen is the running game. Dallas was second in the NFL in rushing with 2396 yards rushing with 149.8 per game. Houston ran for 1859 yards averaging 116.2 per game. A difference of 33.6 yards per game adds up over the course of a season, adding up to a total yards differential of 537 yards.

Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott is great, but a lot of his success is credited to the offensive line. Texans running back Lamar Miller does not have the same luxury. Mandatory Credit: Jeff Hanisch-USA TODAY Sports

Looking more in depth at the rushing statistics, the difference in quality of the linemen is even more glaring.

Rushing around the left end, Dallas ranks sixth overall compared to Houston who ranks 14th. The only spot on the line where Houston outranks Dallas is running behind the left tackle. Houston ranks fifth overall in runs behind left tackle compared to Dallas how ranks 21st.

Running behind the guards and center is where Dallas had a lot of success last season and Houston did not. Dallas ranks second in the NFL with runs behind the guards and center while Houston ranks an average 17th. Running plays behind this area of the line are never pretty and Houston embodied that description entirely last season.

Looking at the runs behind the right tackle, Houston disappointed with a 24th overall ranking while Dallas impressed with being sixth in the NFL. Rushing around the right end, the gap is not as glaring. Houston ranks 16th in rushes around the right end compared to Dallas who ranks 10th.

What is most concerning about the Texans offensive line is the lack of success running the ball behind the guards and to the right side. Historically, the left side of the line is the pass blocking side and right side is the run blocking side. The fact that Houston has better rushing numbers on the left compared to the right is not good. Granted, Duane Brown is one of the best linemen in football, rushing numbers should be better on the right, not the left.

How does this affect Watson and Prescott?

With the strong running game for the Cowboys, Prescott was not asked to do as much due how effective Ezekiel Elliott was behind the offensive line. Lamar Miller had a great season for the Texans, but he was not Elliott by any means. The reasoning for each players success is a mix of Elliott being a better running back and Dallas having a better offensive line.

With 100 less passing plays, Prescott had less pressure on him to perform while utilizing his skill set to his full potential. Watson will not have that same luxury in Houston. While the rushing game is above average, the offensive line is not as skilled. There will be more pressure on Watson to make big plays himself and not rely on others.

Texans running back Lamar Miller will be able to take pressure off the quarterback, but only so much. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Watson will have to make more plays himself for the offense to score compared to Prescott being able to hand it off to Elliott and let him make a big play. Miller will be able to make some plays on his own, but not at the consistent level that Elliott does. Without a reliable fallback plan, Watson will have to make plays on his own.

While Watson is a playmaker, asking a rookie to be a dynamic playmaker is just asking for trouble. Look at what happened to Robert Griffin III in Washington. He was a dynamic playmaker who got hit too much, suffered a catastrophic leg injury and he was never the same.

Former Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III had to do everything for his team to be successful and suffered what can only be summarized as a career ending leg injury. Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson could be in a similar situation if he is chosen to be the starter.

If Houston wants Watson to be the answer at quarterback longterm, they will have to ensure he does not take unnecessary hits. This means they will not look to over use his playmaking ability and keep him inside the pocket. Keeping Watson healthy is the key to his longterm success. An injured quarterback is a useless quarterback. An upright Watson isn’t only what Houston wants, it is what it needs. Expecting Watson to make consistent plays outside the pocket is foolish. The coaching staff will keep him in the pocket and lean on the running game to maintain his health.

Prescott enjoyed success as a rookie due to the overly successful rushing attack and the great offensive line. Watson, if he is chosen as the starter, will have an above average rushing attack and just an average offensive line. This combination is not the recipe for the level of success Prescott enjoyed. Expecting Watson to play well out of the gate is not an accurate expectation. If Watson is going to be successful, it will be further down the line when the offensive line gets upgraded and he has experience being a quarterback who passes more than Prescott.

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