#Q6-9

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Kazu-Hyaku 100 Questions 

Q.6

For this live tour, THE RAMPAGE LIVE TOUR 2023 "16", do you prioritize communicating your feelings when giving a performance?

A. It’s exactly that! i’m allowed to fully show my personal world on stage, and I believe now is the right time for me to express myself by going all out to achieve and convey what i want.

Q.7

Do the lyrics you write reflect who you really are?

A. It's just as stated. For instance, when I express my genuine feelings about something that bothers me, it may be perceived as aggression. I acknowledge that my words may be painful for others to hear, but I intend to be clear about what I need to say on topics that aren't comfortable to discuss. I say all these things based on my personal experiences.

Q.8

Demonstrating rebellion against something requires a lot of energy, don’t you think?

A. Well, if I were to say I’m excited, that may be an overstatement; however, I do feel a good sense of anticipation. It's kind of like getting a little zap of joy, you know? My mindset is to get a message across while also asking if others understand my perspective and being open to sharing my opinions. Considering the malicious comments, instead of feeling devastated, I become angry, which gives me an outlet for realistic expression. Even if I could respond to negative internet comments about me, despite the unintelligible things they write, I would try to create a counter-narrative. In actuality, I sneeringly write a response in my notes (laughs).

Q.9

Do you lose confidence in the face of criticism from others?

A. Of course. Sure, there are times when I feel hurt. Yet, the more I think about it, the more it irritates me (laughs). I'm confident in my abilities to complete the task at hand and use it as a source of passion and encouragement. Hopefully, I'll be able to write some good lyrics if I do my best.

[dandelionflowery-reblogs]

20???

me: *reads over symptoms of autism once again* “see but i don’t get upset over changes in routine, we change the routine all the time and i’m totally okay with it!”

also me since i was a kid: *gets irritated, stressed, angry, aggravated, and depressed for the rest of the day after something is switched to another day* *gets angry, stressed, and depressed, and has a breakdown when i find out we have to cancel plans, even if i didn’t really wanna go to wherever we were planning to go* *gets aggravated and is easily upset and is depressed the whole day after i get to cancel something that i had been planning for but also are relieved that i don’t have to go since i really didn’t want to* *is depressed, angry, irritated, and stressed after we cancel plans that i had zero feelings for up until that point* etc.

[dunmeshistash]

Interview to celebrate the opening of the Ryoko Kui Exhibition

About Delicious in Dungeon: Story making

Q1. Your first long-running series has lasted for about 9 and a half years. Has it been different from your previous experience drawing short stories?

A1. Compared to short stories, the series has been easier because the same characters appear each time. But I was surprised to find that I got tired of drawing the same characters too many times.

Q2. You have said before that the overall structure of the story was decided before serialization began, but how much of that had you communicated to your editor? Also, what kind of communication did you have during the series production?

A2. The goal was something we discussed and had decided on from the beginning. The goal itself was simple, but the path to get there was more difficult and took longer than imagined.

Q3. Regarding the overall story concept and development, did you write out or put anything down in writing (such as the plot)?

A3. I did, but it was simple.

Q4. Did you come up with the dishes based on the monsters you wanted in the story? Or did you come up with the monsters based on the dishes?

A4. It depended on the story, but usually the story came first followed by the monsters or food. I feel like that was most often the order.

Q5. As you progressed in drawing the series, what elements of the characters, story, or world expanded or grew in the most unexpected way?

A5. Nothing particularly unexpected perhaps. When I used to draw web manga, I tended to think up inconsequential settings. So, from the beginning I tried to restrain myself as much as possible and not expand too much. I was surprised when my editor said "Let's expand it more," in the second half of the series.

Q6. "Delicious in Dungeon" starts with a relatively simple setting, but as the series and the labyrinth exploration continues, the map slowly expands little by little in the readers' minds. It becomes more three-dimensional, revealing the secrets of the world, and taking on a multilayered structure. Are there any sources that you used as a reference, or which influenced you in creating this multilayered structure?

A6. A long time ago, when I was working on my personal web manga (fantasy), I drew it however I wanted, thinking that "Only people who can read this will read it," but I regularly received feedback that it was "unreadable", so I tried to make it as easily. accessible as possible.

Q7. The series combines many elements, including "fantasy", "gourmet", "battles", and "puzzle solving", but I think it's also important that it is a "comedy" which makes people laugh. Could you let us know if you have a creative commitment towards depicting humor?

A7. My hopes are that I can make it fun for people to read.

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About Delicious in Dungeon: Drawing manga

Q1. Please tell us about the drawing tools you currently use, both digital and analogue.

A1. In terms of analogue tools, I use a light box, a G pen, a round pen, and a brush pen. And for digital, I use CLIP STUDIO PAINT and a Wacom LCD tablet. Screentone pasting is always done on the computer, so ultimately it all ends up as a digital manuscript.

Q2. Do you have any rules or reasons for using digital and analog separately?

A2. I'm always looking for ways to draw better and save time, so the exact approach is probably different for almost every chapter. Personally, I feel that analogue methods create more appealing lines, but I feel like digital saves time, so maybe I'll do a digital rough sketch and do the inking by hand… I might have been using a G pen, and maybe I'll try out a turnip pen, or this time I'm short on time so I'll draw it entirely digitally, but with digital I can redo it over and over, so maybe analogue is still faster, and so on and so forth. I'm indecisive in this way and so haven't developed a consistent process.

Q3. I understand that you prepare 3D data for your assistants to draw the backgrounds. What kind of data did you make for "Delicious in Dungeon" ?

A3. You could call it 3D, but it's not a proper model, just something to help with the rough sketching. I line up cubes to share the perspective and sense of scale, and they use it as a reference.

Q4. At the beginning of the series, the characters and backgrounds were somewhat simply drawn, and it seems like they became richly detailed over the progression of the story. What was your intention behind using these different styles?

A4. It's simply that my technique isn't stable. I thought I'd put a lot of effort in at the start. I remember being confused when my editor asked me to add more in to the drawing, and I wondered "Where…?"

Q5. Thinking about the food, were there any menu illustrations that you were particularly satisfied with, or which you struggled with?

A5. I've never liked my own food illustrations. But the times when I read other people's manga and thought "That looks delicious," I think it's been more an influence of the movement, the staging, and the situation than the drawings.

Q6. For the world maps and the terrain of each continent, did you refer to any maps of the real world? I feel like the shape of the 'island' is similar to the shape of Fukuoka Prefecture or Kyushu.

A6. I didn't reference any specific geography, but I did try to put thought into things like whether a developed city would be near a river or the sea, and what the coastline would look like. I'm pleased if it feels similar to a real place, because it means my interpretation was pretty accurate.

About Delicious in Dungeon: Other

Q1. Which is your favorite monster?

A1. Nightmare.

Q2. I'm sure you have received a lot of feedback from readers in countries and regions outside of Japan. Please tell us if there was anything from them that made you happy, was unexpected, or which made a lasting impression on you.

A2. When you play foreign games, there are times when you think "Why did they translate it into Japanese like that?" But having been on the side of having something translated, I've realized some things are unavoidable, or endless, and there are many things that don't matter either way from the author's perspective, so it was interesting.

About Ryoko Kui's short story collections and herself

Q1. Dragons are a consistent and important motif in your work. Was there any particular work or experience which inspired this? Also, are there points about drawing dragons which you find interesting or have had to work hard on?

A1. It's less about liking dragons, and more that I'm interested in the worlds in which dragons exist. When I draw dragons, the depiction in itself has a sweet feeling to it. I have never had a pet reptile, so I don't have a very good understanding of them.

Q2. Unomiya University in your story "The dragon's school is on top of the mountain" has a Faculty of Dragons, Department of Environmental Studies, and Department of Technology Studies, and a Faculty of Veterinary Medicine. If you were to enroll in the university, which department or faculty would you like to enter?

A2. I probably wouldn't be accepted….

Q3. The collection includes a short story staged as an essay manga. Are you a fan of essay manga? Please tell us about any genres of essay manga that you like.

A3. I love all kinds of essay manga. I read them often.

Q4. If you were to make your own game, what kind of game would you like to make?

A4. I prefer being a player when it comes to games.

Q5. When did you first start drawing illustrations (doodles)?

A5. I don't exactly remember when I first drew a picture, but I think I started drawing manga around the fourth or fifth grade of elementary school. in my notebooks and had my friends read them.

Q6. What is the most fun part about drawing manga?

A6. Every part is fun and hard in its own way.

Q7. Please tell us if there is anything you "just can't stop no matter what".

A7. My procrastination habit.

Q8. Could you please tell us if there's something you want to draw now?

A8. I've been working continuously since the serialization, so I'd like to take about 2 to 3 months to just draw whatever I want.

[inthefallofasparrow]

CORRESPONDENCE 1031 – THIRD QUADRANT 6 > NEVADA CENTRAL DISPATCH ~092338 RE: ASSESSMENT REPORT - Officer Yuki de Witt

OFFICER’S NOTES: 3Q6 is one of the more efficient quadrants within the Mining Division. All of Sectors 5 through 9 have consistently run at full or double quota for the last season. CIRCUMSTANTIAL: Successful liaison with 3Q6 Board of Captains (Cpt. SPIEGEL, absent) regarding the sudden death of Unit 23 Cpt. SILTSMEAR from 4Q6. Decision pending. Further info required. INCIDENT REPORT: n/a WORKER MORALE: Moderate

~RESPONSE: Received (211)

DIGGING CORPS - LOG 081/- Hey. I know you’ll never read this, but I guess I don’t need you to. Was only supposed to stay a few days, write up my assessment for Dispatch and then leave, but then one of the captains in a neighboring quadrant fucking died. Nothing nefarious mind you, just dust pneumonia. Certainly, more paperwork than it was worth. Sounds like a lot of weird shit’s been going on over there, so one of the captains went over to assist with the transitional period, and I agreed to stay here at Third Q6 to cover until he could be replaced. That was over a month ago now, and I miss the fucking sun! Never thought I’d say that. Had a few reservations about being stuck underground this long as the only woman for miles in any direction, but so far, apart from the odd leer in the mess hall, I have remained “unharassed”. The worst of it would be one particularly cantankerous geezer called Ira Trask, Foreman of 9C, who insisted on addressing me by my first name until I referred him to the NCD handbook on worksite professionalism, and he relented. I assumed he just wanted to be friendly so I'd help get him promoted, but now I think it was something deeper, more sad and nostalgic. There’s a lock on my door at least, and being exceptionally tall seems to give them second thoughts. But as you’d imagine, height’s not generally an advantage in tight, enclosed spaces with low ceilings. Most shovelmen develop a stooped physique during their time in the corps. Fucked if I’m gonna stay that long.

Yuk

DIGGING CORPS – LOG 94/- Decided if I have to be stuck down here in Satan’s ass crack, twiddling my thumbs, I might as well spend the time processing some individual Worker Profiles. The shovelmen generally alternate between reticent, awkward, sullen or befuddled by the concept of being personally assessed, but if me doing their interview gets them a few minutes to slack off their shifts, they’re happy enough for the distraction. Foreman Trask is displeased by the interruption, but he is welcome to sit on it.

Names seem to be taboo here. I know all the workers’ names of course, because it’s on their file, but that really freaks them out and there’s no point in using them. Share anything of your backstory with your fellow shovelmen, anything that they can tie back to you, and that’s a power they now hold over you. It's like some kind of deep occult shit, but for fucking miners. Everyone gets a new name here, bestowed upon you by your peers. And you only get that so you can tell whose shovel you’re holding.

Met a greenie from Unit 9A named Theodore today. The others call him ‘Mouse’ which he seems to prefer. Whether it’s for his demeanor, his silky brown hair, or, I don’t know, maybe he just likes cheese, he won’t answer to anything else despite having only been here two months. I asked him and a few others what they knew about the late Captain from 4Q6. Common sentiment seems to be that he was mad as a balloon.

Yuk

DIGGING CORPS - LOG 113/- Had a dream about the swing mom never built us. The big tire swing that wasn’t in the apple orchard. I know you don’t remember it, because, well, it never existed, but I feel like I’ve mentioned it before. Anyway, in the dream, I was swinging in the orchard at night time. And the sky was so pitch black, because there weren’t any stars at all. Just a void. Like, the dream was set after the sun had just died, and there was nothing left. Or maybe it wasn’t night. Maybe the orchard was inside a cave. It doesn’t matter. So, the swing was just a regular car tire, but then as I swung higher, I looked down and it was suddenly bigger. Stretching out to the size of a tractor tire. Or something off a monster truck. Then, I swung higher, and the tire grew again, too big for any actual vehicle, and now I could easily fit inside the trough of the tire itself and lie in it like a big hammock. But I couldn’t do that, because the trough was full of apples. Hundreds of these squishy brown apples in various states of decay. And the apples were growing too. Larger and larger, bustling and toppling over each other until they were the size of bowling balls, and then beach balls, and I was sort of half-drowning, half-swimming in these apples. And then I realized. They weren’t growing. I was shrinking. So, I climbed inside of an apple where the pip should be, because I knew deep down that was the logical place to go to die, and then I woke up. I’m pretty sure I know what it means, even if you don’t.

Yuk

DIGGING CORPS – LOG 115/- Random insights gleaned from Unit 9 Review a.k.a. ‘Operation: Peanut Gallery’:

Shovelman ‘Wiles’ - Appears to be the closest thing Sector 9 has to a medic. At least, he says he knows how to saw a man’s leg off without killing him, which is good enough here apparently. I didn’t ask for specifics. There is a constant film of dust covering his glasses, which he seems unaware of.

Shovelman ‘Twoshort’- Tried to convince me it’s common practice for the men to eat handfuls of dirt as a snack, given it’s more nutritious than whatever they were being served in the mess hall. I offered to immediately lodge a formal complaint with Captain Spiegel and the Food Prep team on his behalf, and he backpedaled comically fast, and then tripped on his way out because his foot was asleep.

Shovelman ‘Basher’ – Built like a shuttle truck and functionally deaf after an incident with a stick of dynamite last year. Uses a form of abridged sign language that he and a few others in his unit invented specifically for him. Extremely introverted at first until Wiles came to interpret for me, then he wouldn't shut up.

Shovelman ‘Blessed’ - Recently discovered an injured bat, which he has taken it upon himself to nurse back to health against NCD regulation 58N. He also appears to be deathly allergic to said bat, as his face and hands had swollen incredibly within minutes of handling the thing. A persistent sneezing has overtaken him, but apparently that’s normal and unrelated to the bat. Also allergic to dirt?

Regardless, get me the fuck out of here. Yuk

[owlobservation]

Interview with Itoshi Rin (Blaze Battle)

Taken from Blue Lock mobile game "Blaze Battle". Currently, the game is only available in Japan. I haven't played the game yet but thankfully a fan is kind enough to upload Rin's interview on youtube. You can check them here!

There are 10 Q&As in total, most of them are information that has been revealed in Egoist Bible and canon sources.

1. Where are you from?

Up until junior high school I played for Kamakura United Junior Youth. If you play soccer, you've probably heard of it.

2. What is your favorite food?

Ochazuke. I won't even complain if it's sea bream ochazuke.

3. What is your favorite animal?

Owls. They have good eyes. They're cute I guess.

4. What is your favorite subject

Physical Education and Art. English? That's a must for a soccer player.

5. What subjects are you weak at?

Calligraphy is so damn pointless. If you want to copy something, just use a copier.

6. What is your motto?

"The field is a battlefield." That's what soccer is to me.

7. What do you do in your days off?

Immerse myself in horror. Whether by playing games or watching movies. Back in the day it was only soccer...

8. What is your favorite movie?

I've only watched horror movies in these past few years.

9. Who is the person you admire?

Are we talking about soccer players? or....

Sae? ...Bastard, do you want to get killed?

10. What made you start playing soccer?

...Listen up. Don't ever ask me stupid questions again. Ask again and I'll seriously crush you. I'm dead serious.

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My Notes.

Q1. Rin played for the junior youth (U-15) division of Kamakura United. Sae used to be the ace of this team, winning Japan Club Youth Championship (U-15) when he was only a first-year junior high school student. He was scouted by Re Al because of this. (Light Novel). On his last year of junior high school, Rin also lead his team and won the U-15 Championship. I think that's why Rin answered the question with a bit of sarcasm. His club was pretty famous.

Btw, here's the club name in Japanese: 鎌倉ユナイテッド・ジュニアユース

Q2. Ochazuke (or Chazuke) is a Japanese dish made by pouring green tea, dashi, or hot water over cooked rice. Rin loves the one with sea bream. In Episode Omotesando oneshot, Rin said Ochazuke with sea bream is his tranquilizer* (精神安定剤）and he needs to eat it at least twice a month.

*Tranquilizer/sedative: something used to reduce anxiety, fear, tension, and stress.

Q3. "Owls. I'm fascinated by them. I think it's their eyes." (Egoist Bible)

Q4. He's already fluent in English.

Q5. "I hate having to write exactly as I'm taught." (Egoist Bible)

Q6. 「フィールドは戦場」 "The field is a battlefield" is what Sae told him. (Ch. 124). His other motto mentioned in Egoist Bible 「ぬるい」 "tepid/lukewarm" , is also what Sae told him from the same chapter. and night.

Q7. His hobby: Feeling the "chills" from playing horror games and watching horror movies. (Egoist Bible).

Q8. The Shining is his favorite horror movie (Egoist Bible). They didn't state that in the game for a reason I think lol.

Q9. The interviewer guessed that the person he admired is Sae which pissed him off. He didn't even answer the question. Anyway, the soccer player he admires is David Beckham. Rin said "I respect his kick". (Egoist Bible).

Q10. The question is harmless but Rin refused to answer again. The person who introduced him to soccer was Sae and it seemed like Rin didn't want to mention him at all...

[danthediamondminecart]

Hello!

Another batch of questions freshly baked from the oven!

1. Will you make an RBB fanfic about the hosts past?

2. Can you tell me about some RBB fanfics during 2021-2022? I joined around 2023 and started writing RBB fanfics at 2023 so I never get to discover what RBB fanfics exsist back then

3. Has any of the battlers/contestants tried using the host's swords before?

4. How big is RBB headquarters?

5. What happens to all the battlers after every season of RBB?

6. What's your opinion on Corl and will he be appearing on any RBB fanfic you make soon?

7. What was the most stupidest/ hilarious things that both hosts and RBB contestants did?

8. Do all the RBB Battlers have messed up sleep schedules?

9. Who is most likely to cook/bake for every battler?

10. In your RBB Superheroes AU, is there a way a Superhero to lose their powers temporarily or permanently?

That's all, I hope I added the right amount of ingredients!

I’m running on a painkiller a migraine and general tiredness, let’s see if I can answer these questions coherently!

Q1) Perhaps! I have some cool ideas for how it would play out, and it’s definitely something I’d like to dabble into - I’d just have to smoothen up the timeline first. And *maybe* get further with BLSMP too.

Q2) I will not, for one main reasons. Firstly, much of the 2021-2022 fandom is lost media - it was either in messages, DMs, and many infamous stories of the era have been deleted or discontinued. This is because their authors got deleted, banned, left/run out of the fandom, or all three if they were bold enough! You ever heard of the Dessert AU? Do you remember Rivals to Lovers? They’re all gone now! I can’t in good faith recommend any of the still existing ones because most of them will never update again. There are still some of us who are still here, but you’ll likely consider us part of the ‘2023 fandom’, so yeah. (Also, I say infamous for a reason)

Q3) There exists ‘decoy’ swords that have lesser versions of the powers the hosts have, which anyone can use. See: the swords we, the Battler, have access to. But the host’s actual swords simply won’t work (power wise, they’re still…swords) for anyone else.

Q4) Same size as the lobby, because…it is the lobby. I would like to think they have an ‘underground’ section we can’t see, though.

Q5) They go back home and do whatever they’re used to. A lot of them still meet up in the RBB studio and hang out there regularly, because it’s a nice way to see their friends without getting swarmed and it’s generally a nice place. So they have things like a cafeteria, a training grounds, etc.

Q6) Couldn’t care less about him, and a resounding no. I was not a Pals fan, I have never *been* a Pals fan, I have no attachment to or dislike of CorlHorl whatsoever. Honestly, aside from Denis and Sketch, I have no idea who was even *in* the Pals. So, yeah, absolutely not, as I have no interest in writing him.

Q7) Not all the contestants, and none of the Hosts show up, but go read The Roomba Incident and get back to me.

Q8) Nope. Some of them, like Tanqr and Hyper, actually care about their beauty sleep, and others, like Think, just have a regular sleep schedule. Really, a majority of them have a normal sleep schedule, unless A) their species demands they don’t (eg Peetah) or B) their personality means that they tend to avoid sleep and other ‘unnecessary activities’ for the sake of their work (eg Kreek)

Q9) Think and BigB, and I don’t need to explain this one. I’d like to think that the cafeteria in the RBB Studio is staffed by a mix of human chefs and robot chefs though. Please imagine the slot bots giving you ur food

Q10) Nope. Their powers can be nullified if someone has that ability - the only person to do so, however, is NightFoxx.

I hope these answers made sense, and sorry if they’re not as detailed as usual, as I said, I’m running on a painkiller and prayers right now, lol

[damyoujackson]

Questions 1, 6, 9, 15, 26, 58 and 70??????????

Q1 - Eh. No comment. My dad tries.

Q6 - Either peacefully because of old age. Or by gunshot. Something glamorous, which'll stir up a buzz in the news. "HOT MODEL DIES BY GUNSHOT. SHOT BY ITALIAN MAFIOSO. BECAUSE SHE ASSASSINATED ONE OF THEIR MEN ON THE ORDER OF RA-S AL GHUL" or sum shit like that lol (yes that was a batman reference fuck you)

Q9 - No I don't. I had that habit cuz I was a very anxious kid. But not now.

Q15 - I used to have a Labrador, Caesar and I had multiple fish! But none now. (Unless the demons in my head count as pets)

Q26 - Love, affection, validation, an escape, better self-esteem. And a chocolate smoothie. I could also go for Italian now. Risotto. Yum.

Q58 - I really like it when it's about to rain. Not quite rainy. It's chilly, damp and the sun can't make up its mind if it wants to stay out or in. coupled with TV girl and a good book = HEAVEN

Q70 - @kaiserkisser, my 3 other irl best friends (who aren't on tumblr).

[farisjax]

LESSONS FROM THE QUR'AN

Don't insult (Q49:11)

Don't waste (Q17:26)

Feed the poor (Q22:36)

Don't backbite (Q49:12)

Keep your oaths (Q5:89)

Don't take bribes (Q27:36)

Honour your treaties (Q9:4)

Restrain your anger (Q3:134)

Don't spread gossip (Q24:15)

Think good of others (Q24:12)

Be good to guests (Q51:24-27)

Don't harm believers (Q33:58)

Don't be rude to parents (Q17:23)

Turn away from ill speech (Q23:3)

Don't make fun of others (Q49:11)

Walk in a humble manner (Q25:63)

Respond to evil with good (Q41:34)

Don't say what you don't do (Q62:2)

Keep your trusts & promises (Q23:8)

Don't insult others' false gods (Q6:108)

Don't deceive people in trade (Q6:152)

Don't take items without right (Q3:162)

Don't ask unnecessary questions (Q5:101)

Don't be miserly nor extravagant (Q25:67)

Don't call others with bad names (Q49:11)

Don't claim yourselves to be pure (Q53:32)

Speak nicely, even to the ignorant (Q25:63)

Don't ask for repayment for favours (Q76:9)

Make room for others at gatherings (Q58:11)

If enemy wants peace, then accept it (Q8:61)

Return a greeting in a better manner (Q4:86)

Don't remind others of the favours you done to them (Q2:264)

[the-xenogender-survey]

Xenogender Usage Survey Results

At long last, the results of the Xeno survey have been published! Out of about 160 entries, about 120 were usable! Some of these results will be varying as certain questions were optional.

Results under the cut, because this is a long post and includes graphics. Enjoy!

Q1. Do you have a main/primary gender identity?

Q2. What is your main/primary gender identity (if yes)?

The top 5 most common 'main/primary' gender identities of respondents to this question were as follows: 5. Trans Man [4] 4. Genderfluid [4] 3. Agender [4] 2. Genderqueer [6] 1. Nonbinary [7]

See the full list of all 'main/primary' gender identities HERE.

Q3. What Xenogenders do you identify with/as?

As this was the BIG ONE, I encouraged folks to give their whole lists, no matter how long they may have been. The top 11 most common xenogender identities of respondents to this question were as follows:

11. Staticgender [x5] 10. Demongender [x5] 9. Chaosgender [x5] 8. Bungender [x5] 7. Xenogender (Standalone) [x6] 6. Glitchgender [x6] 5. Stargender [x7] 4. Pupgender [x7] 3. Autigender [x8] 2. Fictogender [x14] 1. Catgender [x19]

See the full list of all Xenogenders HERE. There are 1,346 genders on this list.

These results were particularly interesting to me, because despite the high amount of respondents, only 2 xenogenders went over 10 responses at all despite the massive overall number. Xenogenders are a very vast 'type' of gender with usually very personalized meanings.

Q4. Do you identify with any non-xenogender identities in addition to the xenogender identities you have?

Q5. What non-xenogender identities do you have (if yes)?

The top 11 most common non-xenogender identities of respondents to this question were as follows:

11. Gendervoid [6] 10. Demigirl [6] 9. Male [7] 8. Boyflux [7] 7. Bigender [7] 6. Transgender [11] 5. Genderqueer [13] 4. Genderfluid [15] 3. Agender [21] 2. Transmasc [25] 1. Nonbinary [33]

See the full list of non-xenogenders HERE. I did include neogenders and "cusp" genders in these results. Maybe I'll do a survey on neogenders in the future...

Q6. When talking about your gender(s) ONLINE, do you put more emphasis on your xenogender or non-xenogender identities?

Q7. When talking about your gender(s) OFFLINE/IRL, do you put more emphasis on your xenogender or non-xenogender identities?

Q8. When thinking about your gender(s) PRIVATELY/PERSONALLY, do you put more emphasis on your xenogender or non-xenogender identities?

The extreme variance in these charts is really interesting as well. I want to make this survey an annual thing, I'm curious to know if this will change at all over the years.

Q9. Do you use neopronouns? For the purposes of this survey, 'neopronouns' was defined as any pronoun that was not he/him, she/her, they/them, or a combo of them such as she/they.

Q10. What type of neopronouns do you use (if yes)?

Q11. Do you prefer if people refer to you with your neopronouns or your non-neopronoun pronouns?

Q12. Do you have any additional comments about your xenogenders or neopronouns?

These will be held to the end of the survey as it is the longest section. Q13. Are you Neurodivergent?

Q13. Do you feel as if your neurodivergence has an impact on your xenogender(s)?

Q14. What types of neurodivergency do you have?

The top 5 most common neurodivergencies of respondents to this question were as follows:

5. C-PTSD [39] 4. ADHD [58] 3. Depression [63] 2. Anxiety [66] 1. Autism [93]

See the full list of neurodivergencies HERE.

I do think these results support my hypothesis that there is a strong intersection of neurodivergency, as well as specifically with autism.

That is the end of the results section! Below are participant comments. I removed comments that clarified on their personal identities or comments directed specifically to me. I found a lot of these very insightful, so even though this section is long, I do recommend reading through them. Thank you to everyone who participated!

COMMENTS ABOUT XENOGENDERS:

>> I believe that there is a huge problem in Xenos where the coiners end up deleting their blogs or presence online so it makes it impossible almost to trace back the gender, as well as there not being a well documented enough place for people to access info on Xenos. The best I found that is specifically only for Xenos is a Wikidot but it doesn't have a lot in terms of some genders imo. There's a weird sort of sense where genders and pronouns become their own lost media, and it's sad. I wish we had a way to properly catalog them as best we could but it's nigh impossible as MOGAI and Xenos were intended to be made where anything could be a Xeno (which is good!) but in the wake, double-coining happens and we lose the ones we did coin in the end. Sorry to ramble oops

>>I think the fact that im otherkin influences my gender identity in major wayss

>>I love my xenos and my genders and i think id like to talk more about it irl.

>>i identify as [gender, removed for privacy] privately and do not share it anywhere outside of my close group of friends. i also only identify with it with my own definition, as every one i've seen online includes concepts (aligning with masculinity/femininity, including european concepts such as royalty, etc) that i either feel uncomfortable with or feel defeat the entire purpose of a xenogender to begin with.

>>We identify the body as sushigender for this reason: Sushi comes in many different styles and fillings, but it's still sushi. Therefore, we can present however we want and it's still us. (It's basically putting a xenogender to describe unlabeled/not caring too much about labels)

>>i wish people (both queer & not) were more accepting that gender expression can be silly and you can have fun with it! sometimes labels are goofy. sometimes pronouns are silly. it doesn't make them any less valid. end the sillyphobia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>i barely attach my xenogenders to my actual gender and its mostly a representation of my entire identity , or some sort of fashion statement or something

>>Most of my xenogenders are private- I do not talk about them other than fairy and livia gender. This is because they are for me and not others, and most people do not need to know about them! :> however, though I will not admit this everywhere, my non-xenogender labels mostly only exist for other people. I am fairygender before I am trans, before I am bigender. I am liviagender before I am trans.

>>Sometimes I like to label, sometimes not, the xenogenders and other genders I identify with are all loose and fluid categories for me.

>>i only use xenogenders and neopronouns with other queer people.

>>i love love love the community this is so cool and i think everyone being able to express themselves is the most important thing in the world

>>I am satisfied with identifying with 'xenogender' as an umbrella term, rather than trying to find and list specific xenogenders I identify with. At least for now. Going to the effort of finding specific xenogenders has not been worth it to me so far.

>>Neurodivergence doesn't intersect with this as much as my alterhumanity does! I am a fairy and a pigeon. Neither has a concept of gender the way humans do. In an ideal world I would not have to fit myself into that system at all! Neurodivergence intersects because it intersects with everything. I am my brain. What it is is what I am. I can't run away from that.

COMMENTS ABOUT NEOPRONOUNS:

>>Most people don't use the neopronouns so it feels wrong to say I prefer them, sense they're never used

>>Honestly I only use my neos with close friends I'm sometimes public abt it but I'm too afraid of backlash sometimes

>>i sort of prefer folks to use my neopronouns purely as a result of most people NOT using them. if people actually used them equally, i would not feel that need to even things out.

>>We do notice people only using the first pronouns you list and ignoring the others (using exclusively she/her when the pronouns are she/they/xe/gem)

>>No one uses them and it makes me really dysphoria but I feel I can't enforce it because there so weird

COMMENTS ABOUT THE INTERSECTION OF NEURODIVERGENCY AND XENOGENDERS:

>>I do genuinely believe a lot of the xenogenders I have are related very specifically to my autism and how I perceive things around me, especially the sound / music related ones.

>>A lot of my overlap comes from perceiving the world around me differently, including my genders and the fluidity of my identity. I feel closer to sounds, concepts, objects, feelings, etc., than I do "typical" and "traditional" gender identities. I understand things more closely and easily in abstracts and metaphors when it comes to my own feelings, so things like "boy" and "girl" don't make much sense to me as a personal experience.

>>Autism affects that indirectly by being a major reason for my alterhumanity

>>My autism effects how I identify myself more than anything most of my xenogenders have to do with my special interests or stuff I feel like due to my autism

>>i have more genders than "usual" because of my multiplicity

>>The intersection most prominently comes from the autism. Being autistic has heavily impacted how I view my role in society and is influenced by a lot of that + my interests

>>autism is the Big one, because it makes me see and literally feel my gender differently to an allistic person. and OSDD-1b affects it only because it's a weird experience being transfem in an afab body, so my gender experience is quite different to singlets who are transfem

>>i think i likely would still experience xenogenders if i was neurotypical, but the fact that i am neurodivergent makes me experience them much more intensely

>>My dissociative disorder (OSDD) and autism majorly effect the way I view gender. It's almost entirely unimportant to me and I see it as more of a form of expression than anything and don't understand why so much stock is put into gender.

>>considering how alienated and disconnected i am from my identity and everyone else, i feel that using xenogenders that feel unclear or 'strange' gives me a sense of identity. i enjoy coming off as strange or offputting to others and like using queerness and nonconformity to express that.

>>my nonhumanity and my aroaceness are a lot more relevant to my gender than my neurodivergencies are.

>>I am not sure if my neurodivergence affects my xenogenders or not, but I know that it affects my overall gender identity, and that is why I label myself as interestfluid.

>>my concept of gender is just weird

>>It’s definitely interesting how a neurodivergency can allow someone to view gender in so many different ways. As an Autistic person, I genuinely do not understand the binary and construct that society has laid out. This in turn affects how I try to conceptualize something that I honestly don’t think *can* be conceptualized. It’s so unique to each person

>>Our autism causes us to see gender from a different perspective so to say. And being a system, other alters also have other perspectives and preferences and identities

[aashiyancha]

My Rf5 doodles mastersheet.

I'm putting the links to my doodles so that y'all can read them in a more linear fashion.

This post is actively changing and i will update it as i do more doodles!

Another side note! If you haven't read any of my stuff before I highly recommend reading this comic on ao3 to start (see my pinned post) I've got the story more linearly displayed along with extra written scenes!

Once you've caught up there you can scour this page for the extra stuff that I haven't got up there yet.

But if you prefer this masterlist, then please feel free to use it! That is what it is here for! Enjoy your read☆☆☆

Tentative timeline of the story

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 3.01 Part 3.02 Part 4 Part 5 Part 5.01

Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 10.01

Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 13.01

Part 14 Part 15 Part 15.01

Part 16 Part 16.001 Part 16.01 16.02 16.03

Part 17

Rigbarth beach day

Part 18

Summary skit leading up to end of act 1

(HI NEWCOMERS, the one above is a good one to start with 👍☆☆)

Part 19 Part 20 Part 21 Part 22 Part 23 Part 24 Part 25 Part 26

Part 27 Part 28 Part 29 30

Part 31 32 33 34 35 35.1 35.2

Part 36 37 38

A day with Rei and Ree pt 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 (last)

Scarlice wedding part 1 Part 2 Wedding finale

Posts that I think can be read whenever

Lucky A Valentine's jokepost Alice Daydreams Ares reports Rigbarth baths Tea time The Ultimate Wingman experience Part 1 Rytin shenanigans

Flowers Lucy the Hooligan Priscilla's Diary A bit of braiding Scarlice wedding doodle Hungover Poison resistance Groceries Cecil Monster Hunts Mini Firefly event 1

Working mama Priscilla game pt 1 Full party outing Priscilla game part 2 Priscilla game 3

Priscilla game part 4 Priscilla game part 5 adventuring doodles mistletoe Ares Birthday

Questions Answered from the Ask Alice/Ares segments (this is still open if anyone has questions for them btw)

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Q5 Q6 Q7 Q8 Q9 Q10

Townsfolk questions answered (also open)

Also u can use the tag incorrect rf quotes for those silly posts. I'll have it in the tags for this post too

[folklore-girl]

Q1. Which mutual is most likely to act on a crush and make a fool out of themselves?

Q2. Which mutual would not be noticeable in

a crowd due to their short height? Q3. Which mutual is likely to be noticed in a

crowd because of their tall height?

Q4. Who's most likely to get cancelled if they were famous?

Q5. Who is most likely to get a weird tattoo?

Q6. Which mutual is likely to rant all day and be completely fine the next day?

Q7. Which mutual should get a life rather than talking to you/being on Tumblr for most of the day?

Q8. Who is most likely to be a player/ have

many people flirt with them?

Q9. Which mutual looks the most beautiful

but turns out to be weird the moment they open their mouth? Q10. Which mutual would be weirdly opti-

mistic in aln apocalypse?

1. @mainapnifavouritehoon behen you’re such a simp aksjsjsjs

2. me 😃 i’m probably the shortest kid here

3. @ashubh-kala-billa bhai thodi height humko bhi dedo 😭

4. def @liberosis-wav lol

5. @tiensmamains idk why but u just give me the vibess

6. @irlparvati hai yeh to 💀

7. @irlparvati sorry but it’s true behen

8. @stargirlsirius i bet you’re a heartbreaker 😔

9. i have pretty mutuals but none of them are weird ;-; or maybe i don’t know them well enough

10. no idea lol

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[kenllre]

Eliphas Levi “La porte du prophete” BAND PROFILE Translation

Here’s an Eliphas Levi Q&A style band profile from the Key Party fanclub magazine La porte du prophete. It contains info about the members such as their birthdays, height/weight, favourite food, etc. I am not fluent in Japanese and mostly used machine translation, but I’ve done my best to use it effectively to make the translation as accurate as possible. Big thank you to @biologicalslicer​ for scanning the magazine! You can find their post with the scans here. Read under the cut! 

(Extra notes are asterisked)

Q1. Date of birth - Place of birth

Kei: March 9 - “The Little Castle in the Forest of Dolls in the Land of the Poets”

Shuri: December 24 - Nagano Prefecture

Camus: February 28 - Nagano Prefecture

Kyouka - December 20 - Tokyo

Q2. Blood type

Kei: A

Shuri: B

Camus: A

Kyouka: O

Q3. Height - Weight

Kei: Small... light...

Shuri: 167cm - 47kg 

Camus: 176cm (*didn’t give his weight)

Kyouka: 174cm - Heavy

Q4. Eye colour - Eyesight

Kei: The colour of a doll... - Bad

Shuri: Brown - 20/20

Camus: Black - 1.0 or higher

Kyouka: Black - 0.7 (right eye) 1.5 (left eye)

Q5. Foot size 

Kei: About 25cm

Shuri: 24cm

Camus: ~27cm

Kyouka: 26.5~27 cm

Q6. Favourite brand

Kei: I’m not too picky about Gaultier or Batu... Whatever works for me.

Shuri: Patchy and Jean Paul Gaultier 

Camus: Katharine Hamnett, Trans Continents, Scoop, Gucci, etc 

Kyouka: Prada and P&D

Q7. Self analysis of your personality

Kei: I don’t know much..

Shuri: Calm but... rather short tempered

Camus: Logical. Tries to know things he doesn’t need to know. Needs meaning in everything

Kyouka: Unanalyzable

Q8. Favourite food

Kei: Onigiri, sushi, jelly, ice, fruit, etc

Shuri: Sweet stuff

Camus:  Nothing special

Kyouka: Pudding and cream puff

Q9. Food you dislike

Kei: Sea urchin

Shuri: Carrots and tea

Camus: Wagashi (*a Japanese confection)

Kyouka: Green pepper, eggplant, watermelon

Q10. Favourite music

Kei: The Cranberries, Radiohead, Nirvana

Shuri: Gothic, metal, classic

Camus: I like music itself

Kyouka: Various

Q11.  Favourite type of woman

Kei: People.. Cure/Marilyn Manson.. someone who is kind and sweet, and only loves me and looks at me, and doesn’t lie to me, and is firm and has a beautiful heart... (*i have no clue why he mentioned the cure and marilyn manson)

Shuri: Someone who has an old-fashioned and mysterious charm

Camus: Someone who is trying to develop themselves

Kyouka: Someone who knows how you feel without you having to say a word

Q12. Type of woman you dislike

Kei: People who have a bad character and lie

Shuri: Challenging people that lie

Camus: People who pretend to be something they’re not 

Kyouka: People who don’t understand your feelings

Q13. What do you not want in the world?

Kei: Conflict, hate, crime, and discrimination

Shuri: Cockroaches, betrayal, lethal weapons

Camus: Masks of the mind such as appearance or vanity

Kyouka: Cockroaches, sweet bell pepper, eggplant, watermelon, summer, Ohashi Kyoizumi 

Q14. What is death to you?

Kei: Karei Naru D no Sangeki (*one of eliphas levi’s songs)

Shuri: A cruel and sad story

Camus: Nothing but death

Kyouka:  I’ll talk about it in a future issue...

Q15. On the day the world is destroyed, where will you be and with whom?

Kei: It was a quieter day than usual.. I wanted to be with so many people, so I put on my wings and climbed up into the open sky... and I drew what I wanted to draw in my mind, and then I fell asleep.

Shuri: Let’s think that everyone is enjoying LIVE at a live concert!

Camus: Enjoying the day without thinking of the future.

Kyouka: Eating salmon chazuke at a table in Inokashira Park with my beloved.

[innertastemakerking]

（转载）

在被称为宅男圣地的秋叶原，忽然多了一件奇怪的店。

店面上写“萌萌女仆按摩店”，竖出来的牌子也以一个可爱的女仆作为看板娘。这都还算正常，只是上面的字吸引了很多行人的目光。5 \! v0 ?. J+ B! u9 X. L

“什么啊，这是?”“也太奇怪了吧?!”行人们议论纷纷。

牌子上写着：“只服务三十岁以下的女性客人，进店请出示身份ID卡，男性勿扰哦。”然后下面还有一行小字：“店内需要各位顾客裸体接受服务，但各位女性顾客请不用担心，这里的伪娘女仆都已经接受了去势手术，没有男性功能的了。”+ _8 J: P3 a f* f- u

——————————————————————————————————————————

“嚯~还挺有趣的嘛~”一个女孩子在店门口停下来，“爸爸的地盘上居然还有这种店。”

她穿着黑底红边的JK服，头发刚刚盖到她白皙的脖子。娇俏的面容带着几分难以察觉的戾气，吊起的眼稍给人一种争强好胜的感觉，而下身的短裙也被改过，短的堪堪遮住她圆翘娇嫩的臀部，纤细的双腿肤色白皙剔透，大腿间的春光若隐若现，一看就是一个不良辣妹。

她叫椿，是掌管这一带的黑帮老大的掌上明珠。

“进去玩玩好了，反正今天时间大把。”椿走进了店内。

“欢迎回来，主人。”一个梳着麻花辫的女仆，正等在门口，“请把衣服脱掉，放在这里。”( ~) h# K1 g$ {% b1 {" [

椿仔细端详了一下那个女仆。圆圆的娃娃脸上架着一副眼镜，稚气十足的精致五官像洋娃娃一样标致可爱，粉嫩的樱唇水润润的，四肢纤细白皙，这个真的是男孩子?

梳着麻花辫的小女仆��盯得不好意思，“我是千鸟酱，主人有什么要吩咐的呢？”/ _2 s6 R5 a9 A% d

“喂，我问你，你真的是男孩子吗？”椿语气粗鲁。- }% S& `5 \4 U- W7 a' y" x9 w8 L, ~

“千鸟酱已经不再是男孩子了，这里的女仆们全部已经被割掉蛋蛋了，不会产生精液，大部分连鸡鸡都已经不能再变硬的了。”千鸟酱小脸微红，“主人可以放心脱光衣服。”

“哈?我怎么知道你们会不会变硬?说不定没有蛋蛋也是骗人的呢？”椿颇有戒心地问道。+ O. P& z! Q+ ?6 S# J- \

千鸟酱指指自己的短裙，“我们里面统一没有穿内裤，一旦勃起，主人们很容易就能看见。如果主人怀疑我们的蛋蛋还在，可以随时掀开我们的裙子来检查。”1 d; q6 m, T ]3 `2 j" g

“那我就不客气了。”椿真的毫不客气地掀开了千鸟酱的裙子。

千鸟酱白皙详细的腿间，垂着一个小小的肉条，只有女孩子的尾指大小，小小的头部被皮包着，只露出了一点点，像含苞待放的花骨朵，白嫩嫩的非常可爱。

千岛酱羞得捂住了脸，虽然客人都有随时掀开她们裙子进行检查的权利，但椿是第一个真的使用这个权利的客人。

椿拉起千鸟酱的小肉条，肉条下面是一条竖着的疤痕，蛋蛋和肉袋都已经割掉了。9 c0 q# Y6 k6 V) n2 w0 {! ]" s

“我还要检查一下是不是真的不会勃起!”坏心眼的椿没有停下她的调戏，抓着千岛酱被拆了弹的软绵绵的小肉条撸动起来。1 X! ], V4 `) u/ `* o# e3 ^

“不……不会硬的啦…哈啊…我很小就割掉蛋蛋了…嗯…”千鸟酱的气息很快就乱了起来，娇小的身体微微颤抖，但还是根据店规忍耐着顾客的坚持，“那里好敏感的……呀……不要这样……”

“不检查一下我可不信!”椿的手指动得越来越快。8 F7 h5 T. C( Y. z

千鸟酱颤抖着，一下子到了高潮，软绵绵的小肉条中流出了几滴透明的液体。' C8 w3 d! h6 L2 s

“确实不会硬啊，”椿从千鸟酱的裙底抽出手指，上面粘着透明的液体，椿嗅了一下，“射出来的东西也不像男生那样臭臭的，好像很有点香。”2 S4 N# ~7 ^/ \1 m# t" Z: C# N

椿很是满意。椿其实和男人做过一次爱，但那次的回忆却极为不好：黑红色的丑陋阴茎、恶臭的精液、被强行破瓜的痛苦、不顾女方死活只想着插插插的男人……让她想起来就直犯恶心。倒是这个小阉娘的阴茎小小的、粉粉的，闻起来也香香的，挺对她的胃口。

千鸟酱看着椿闻自己射出的那些液体，脸儿都烧起来了，“主人，请脱下衣服，进去享受服务吧。”/ b( f" X* W; H/ D

“好好。”椿把身上的衣服件件脱下，也没有什么好害羞的，这些女仆都已经没有男孩子的功能了，就跟去大众澡堂一样。5 w( b. t4 \$ q" g9 G! [

只是脱到内裤的时候，椿愣了一下，因为不知道什么时候，她的内裤上已经有了一道浅浅的水痕。椿探了探自己的小穴，已经有一点点湿了，又抚上自己娇嫩的双乳，一对乳尖也早已立起。自从上次和男人失败的做爱以来，就一直性冷淡的她，居然在这个店里兴奋起来了?!/ P/ e2 q# s: k+ i1 P

“啊!”千鸟酱看到了椿的背部吃了一惊。+ |5 i4 u4 V5 g

“怎么?你们不欢迎黑道的客人?”椿拍了拍自己的背部，上面是象征着黑道的恶鬼纹身，从她纤细白皙的天鹅颈一直蔓延到她圆嫩的小翘臀上。" o6 ]9 P6 h1 [3 a; r

“不……主人里面请……”千鸟酱小心翼翼地做出了请的手势。

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“主人，这边请。”一路上都有女仆给她引路。但由于椿身上的黑道纹身，她们都战战兢兢地。

椿也时不时地撩开她们的裙子查看，确实这里的伪娘女仆都已经割了蛋蛋，鸡鸡也都是可爱的粉红色。不过每个女仆的鸡鸡萎缩程度都不太一样，可能跟阉割的时间有关。8 U2 F! [. G2 g# S) L

“这位主人，你很幸运哦，你刚刚好是我们店第200个客人。可以享受到我们店长的亲手服务哦。”一个粉发女仆忽然过来说道，“我们店长的按摩手法实属一流，尤其私处按摩，是店内的人气No.1哦。”

“私处按摩?”椿有点好奇。

“就是针对女孩子乳房和阴部的特别按摩服务啦，”粉发女仆贴上椿的耳边，“加钱的话���还可以享受插入性按摩的服务哦。”

“插入性?”椿问道，“用工具吗？”9 O7 r h# w& [+ Y) [

“用进行按摩的女仆的阴茎来插入啦，”粉发女仆��续说道，“主人不用担心安全的问题，这里的女仆都没有蛋蛋，不会导致主人怀孕的。”2 U2 {# Y9 j, P7 Q

“你们不是硬不起来了吗?”椿还是好奇。

“我们这里有几个去势没多久的女仆哦，这几个月还是能硬起来的。”粉发女仆解释道，“再过几个月她们也会失去勃起的功能，到时这个服务就只能取消了。机会难得哦，不试试吗，主人?”

椿回忆了一下刚刚看见的女仆们那些粉嫩嫩的鸡鸡，刚刚好就是她的理想型。而且没有蛋蛋的话，就没有怀孕的风险，那不就是人肉自慰棒嘛，感觉还挺赞的。8 N, @7 _ ~" E

“嗯嗯，我要做!”椿点点头。

“那请这边来。”粉发女仆躬身引路。

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椿被带到了一个只有一张床的隔间。一个黑发的女仆已经在那里正坐等候。

那个黑发的女仆大概二十岁出头，比椿还要高二十公分，大概一米七左右，瓜子脸上五官清秀精致，一双杏眼水波般荡漾，点上鲜亮唇彩的樱桃小口，微微勾起嘴角的笑容美得摄人心魄，挽起的丝绸般柔韧的黑发用木簪固定，整个人散发着一种古典优雅的韵味，给人一种大和抚子的感觉，实在很难想象这样的美人儿居然曾经是男孩子。椿甚至有种她身上穿的不是女仆装，而是和服的错觉。 u: ?; c8 z- F+ Q

“贵安，主人。”黑发女仆似乎对椿的黑道纹身并不惊讶，她缓缓俯身行礼，举止言行中处处透着优雅，“我是这里的店长，将由我为主人亲自提供服务。”; V4 ?2 z- s! S. S! e8 k; y

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“嗯~~~”趴在按摩用的床上的椿发出了慵懒的鼻音。

店长的手艺真的很好，每一处用力都能让她的身体更放松几分，因为涂了精油滑溜溜的小手在她背上不断游走，又一点点地调动她体内敏感的电流。1 @ D, `, _* C! S: q

很快店长的手就转移到了她的下身，用心地从小腿一路捏到了大腿根部。店长的拇指有技巧地按压着椿的大腿根部，刺激的部位几乎就在椿的阴唇边上，但又没有碰到那处。椿在这一下一下钝钝的刺激中，小穴开始变热了起来……

“呀!”椿忽然惊呼了一下，刚刚店长忽如其来地从背后掏了掏她的小穴，意料之外的刺激吓了她一跳，她反射性地猛然夹紧双腿，却把店长的手用力地压到她的小穴上。: g# `1 Z" Z- V b0 A% y

糟了，这样会不会显得太饥渴了!意识到这点的她小脸一热，穴里流的水更多了。

“主人很湿了呢。”明明说着像是调情一样的话，但店长的气息一点都不乱，平平淡淡的，根本就没有动情的痕迹，仿佛对她的身体一点性趣也没有。

“呐，你真的对我的身体一点性趣都没有吗？”椿有点被店长的风情云淡气到，她的身体就这么没有魅力吗？

由于椿现在趴在床上，她那白皙的背部全部裸露出来，滑腻的肌肤看起来像一大块羊脂玉，背部代表黑道的恶鬼纹身为她增添几分邪魅的美丽，最让她自己满意的娇嫩翘臀则组成了曼妙的曲线。那纤细修长的双腿间，女孩子软嘟嘟的羞处正蹭着店长柔嫩的手心，不时流出一些羞答答的汁水。* S: G ]) V2 N! g

“感性趣呀。”店长笑起来很文雅很好看，点着鲜亮唇彩的小嘴为她的笑容加足了分，“这么好看的酮体当然让我性奋了。”" c3 B7 O1 r; D' l* y z

“不像诶，”椿不信，“你过来，让我掏掏看。”: y+ A/ \7 n0 k6 m

“是，主人。”店长优雅地点点头，真的听话地走近椿的手。

椿沿着裙底一直摸了进去，却只摸到一片平坦，没有摸到想要的那一根。8 @! n4 Q0 e2 w3 ^$ a$ L# L

“你连阴茎也割了吗？”椿有点惊讶。

“没有割阴茎啦。”店长把裙子撩起来，即使是这个动作她也做得格外优雅，“我被阉了快十年了，阴茎就跟融化一样萎缩了。”

店长秀美的双腿间几乎已经看不见下垂的肉条了，她的阴茎只有拇指的一个指节的大小，缩在肉里面，几乎已经看不见了，只有小巧粉嫩的头部还羞答答地露出来。) b$ n6 a- U/ g

“好可爱!”椿的眼里几乎要像动漫人物一样亮起爱心，“你还能站着尿尿吗？”

“去势后第八年就不能了。”店长摇摇头，语气风轻云淡，像在说别人的事一样，“一开始我还接受不了，想要把它硬拉出来，继续站着尿尿。但却怎么都会尿一裤子，所以就放弃了。”# J5 U; f9 @* f$ i' M

“这样啊。”椿想道，其实店长已经相当于没有鸡鸡了呢。2 Z* W2 l% l/ f% d* L: d6 K( K4 j

“主人请转过身，接下来是真正的私处按摩了。”店长洗了洗手，拿出了新的精油，“这种精油没有刺激性的，主人不用担心。”

“哦，好。”椿忽然有点紧张，虽然顺势答应了要接受店长的服务，但这私处按摩还是第一次。3 \+ F$ C; x* G

椿翻过身来，更加美丽的春色映入店长眼帘，但店长一点动摇都没有，她春水般的杏眼儿没有在椿的任何隐私部位停留，是看得太多了呢，还是被阉割太久已经没有性欲望了呢。4 r9 ^5 e' d6 U+ q

“首先是乳腺按摩，这个对女孩子的胸部很好的哦。”店长语调越发温柔，一双素手已经捏上了椿的一只嫩乳。

店长揉捏的手法不是做爱时的揉捏手法，而很像刚刚给她捏背部捏脖子的手法，有规律又有力度。先是从乳侧一点点地用力往上刮，然后是用拇指在粉色的乳尖周围打着圈按。

虽然真的很放松很舒服，但毕竟按摩的是敏感部位，细细碎碎的快感一直在体内游走，椿小小的乳尖在按摩中越来越硬，明显涨大了不少。椿自己也发现了，小脸也不自觉地红了起来。

忽然，一只玉手轻轻捻住椿娇嫩敏感的小乳尖，然后用力捻了捻。

“呀——”突然其来的刺激让椿娇喘出声，这一下猛烈的刺激仿佛串联起了体内的所有细碎快感。椿不由自主地用力弓起身子，“唔——”，娇声一下子攀到了最高点。

好几秒，椿才重新放松下来，气喘吁吁。, e, N) I/ t, |0 u; j

“看来主人已经小小地高潮了一下呢。接下来，要按摩阴部咯。”店长一副见惯不怪的表情，仿佛没有女孩子不会在她的按摩下高潮。8 T' S" ]& G P) Q* A8 M% ?

“诶，能不能等等，刚刚高……高潮了，下……下面还很敏感……”椿有点不好意思地提出了直白的要求。/ |5 [0 g# I5 c+ k) @

“刚刚的轻微高潮让你的阴唇充血，阴部按摩是现在做效果最好哦。”店长笑了笑，笑容古典而优雅，好像在说吃饭睡觉一样，一点也没有羞耻的感觉。

椿觉得刚刚让她高潮这一下，店长绝对是故意的。

“来，腿打开……”店长的双手已经涂满了油。+ B4 g- c- S9 D, w( A" h

椿乖乖打开了腿，露出了羞处。椿的阴皋干干净净的，没有一丝毛发，两瓣娇嫩的粉肉如同含苞待放的花儿，紧紧闭合着，小小的洞口细若针眼，由于刚刚的小高潮，从里面漏出了一线透明的蜜汁……

“主人的小花很好看哦。”店长笑着。

“反正你看见其他女孩子也会这么说的吧。”椿别过头，脸红得要烧起来了。. @! B7 Z, q, o% \3 L

“不是啦，有些女孩子的小阴唇比较大，会露在大阴唇外面，那种我就觉得不好看。”店长用两个拇指分别按上椿的两边阴唇，用那种按摩的手法一下一下微微用力地按着。4 l# k7 d) t' r d, ~8 v

但毕竟是刚刚高潮后的阴唇，每按一下，椿就不由自主地颤抖一下，蜜汁也越流越多��# ~% |4 F/ B0 b, j6 \

“主人的花蜜都把精油给冲掉了，我要先擦一下。”店长拿来专用的纸，轻轻拭擦椿的小穴，可是小穴被略显粗糙的纸面摩擦，椿的花蜜越流越多。

“不要擦了，会更湿的。”椿的话已经害羞到模糊不清了。$ ~: B, K |$ E$ |

“既然主人这样要求，那我只好照做了。”店长拿开纸巾，眉眼间都是如花的笑意，一时美得人移不开眼。" c& t3 G) M" G0 P. ^2 M5 Y

椿突然察觉到，店长肯定是为了听她刚刚讲那句话，才特意用纸巾擦她小穴的，真是个坏心眼的家伙!明明蛋蛋都被割掉了。: M3 a2 r1 m0 T- Z V4 w. t7 @

店长再次按上椿的阴唇，但是换了种手法，开始沿着阴唇向上划动着按压，而这个动作总会有意无意地蹭到椿的阴蒂，椿细细碎碎的呻吟声渐渐越来越多。" a8 k$ J+ W' A1 p5 r

“主人的阴蒂很漂亮哦。”店长轻轻地将椿充血的阴蒂翻了出来，然后沿着阴蒂的周围慢慢按压。

“嗯~~~啊……”椿气息又开始渐渐急促，花穴上的阴蒂轻轻颤抖着，小穴轻轻张合。

店长轻轻碰碰椿的阴蒂，椿“呀!”的一下急呼，身子挺了挺，差点又高潮了，小腹一热，下面又流出了更多的汁水。3 o4 a4 Z/ {8 E. m' s

椿正期待着进一步更舒服的按摩，没想到店长却收回了她的手。8 i/ a: R! K3 D* A! i3 v6 ?

“哈啊……哈啊……怎么不……嗯……不按了……”椿只觉得小穴湿漉漉的，又痒得厉害，不由自主地夹住腿，自己摩擦了起来。

“私处按摩服务已经结束了哦，主人。”店长优雅地笑着，染着唇彩的樱唇让她的笑容美得醉人，“主人如果想要接受插入性按摩的服务的话，需要另外加钱。当然，不想要插入性服务的话，也可以在床上自己解决哦。”

“加……哈啊……我加……”椿喘着粗气，本来她就想要试试，更何况现在被撩得欲火焚身。她这是要是知道，相对于正规的私处按摩，店长刚刚起码还有一大半没有给她做，肯定要大骂黑店了。! |( ~' a5 a* F/ h7 w. y* n

“好的，主人。”店长往门外叫了声，“友奈酱——”& h) c8 q1 Q" s

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不多会儿，一个留着妹妹头的金发女仆走了进来，她看起来只有十岁左右，娇美的五官青涩稚嫩。

“诶，等等，这些小的孩子我可吃不下去!”椿慌忙道，要她和这么小的孩子做的话，罪恶感太重了啦。& ~4 K8 M- y1 i4 |( a

“主人，我已经十四岁了哦，只是看起来年幼而已。”金发妹妹头的友奈回答道，她说的话奶声奶气的，实在让人无法相信。4 T6 U7 H! Y3 v& y% V

“真的吗？”椿一脸疑惑。

“主人，你看……”椿脱下了裙子，她的胯间居然有一根六厘米长的粉粉嫩嫩的阴茎，确实是14岁的男孩子才有的长度，但蛋蛋和蛋囊已经消失不见了，“我上周才割的蛋蛋，现在阴茎还没有萎缩哦。”

“那赶紧来吧!”椿看着那个粉粉嫩嫩的阴茎，确实符合她的性癖。* h2 u( \4 ~0 X

友奈轻轻撸动她的阴茎，居然毫不费力地硬了起来，然后用阴茎轻轻磨蹭着椿的入口。) e& \) D: g) g' H6 F1 Y

椿觉得下面难受极了，小穴痒得要命，想要被填满的空虚感越来越强，流出的蜜汁已经把屁股都打湿了。

“那我进去咯。”友奈轻轻推进了椿的小穴，因为刚刚大量的润滑，椿的小穴已经很湿了，可是也没有办法一下插到底。! E1 n, J2 [' T1 f

友奈开始温柔地玩弄起椿的阴蒂，椿只觉得小穴里面被那根热乎乎的肉棒烫得好舒服，敏感的阴蒂又被巧妙地逗弄，这个身体酥软了下来，小穴却不受控制得一下一下收缩着。8 {. P0 e, x# s. I/ \

“呜——主人好紧，快要夹断我了，”友奈稚嫩可爱的脸上露出软萌软萌的表情，忽闪忽闪的大眼睛里蒙上了薄薄的雾气，就好像被椿欺负了一样。

啊啊啊!就是这个!就是这个!看到友奈那张女孩子一样的脸蛋上露出的弱气表情，椿仿佛被打开了某个奇怪的开关，欲望从未有过的高涨。4 j4 n2 \) E$ F

“不行了，我要出来了。”友奈的小东西在椿的体内幅度不大地轻轻抽动，但椿的小穴热乎乎的、湿漉漉的，一下一下地用力夹着他，他快要受不了了。

“出来吧，出来吧~”椿几乎到了顶点。# A& |/ e" w. D7 a7 X% ?

“嗯~~”友奈可爱地轻哼了一声，热乎乎的液体在椿体内喷薄而出。

椿一瞬间意识空白，感觉上仿佛远远飞上了高空，好几秒才回过神来。- D o9 L% X7 r& {3 S

不行了，要上瘾了，被这样可爱的阴茎和香香的透明液体填满里面……等等……透明……6 M# t- P# C' C3 l! J

椿摸了一把自己的阴部，发现手上的却是散发着难闻腥臭的白色液体……自己刚刚算是被男人中出了?一阵难以言明的恶心感涌上来，和她那痛苦的初夜一模一样的恶心感……- q+ u* |9 l' v5 j$ V

“店长——!”椿极其生气地吼着。, ] u# C8 @" n! j

友奈也意识到自己闯祸了，缩在一边的角落了不敢出声……

“怎么了，主人?”和风美人范的店长几乎是跑了进来，而她一看到椿胯间那些白色液体，脸色一下子变得铁青。& P) s, [7 `7 n- N

“你最好解释一下这是什么回事。”椿跨起二郎腿，即使还是裸体，也不妨碍黑道公主充满杀气的气场笼罩整个房间。

“非……非常抱歉，这位客人，”店长不顾形象地土下座，“友奈刚刚阉割，体内还有一部分精液，是我的错，我没有想到这一点。”

“切下来……”椿语气非常重。; j* Z, T3 S1 d. m4 I- Y

“诶?”店长心里一抖，该不会她要……

“把那根东西切下来，我就放过你们……”椿咬牙切齿地说道。

“呜……”友奈害怕得浑身发抖，泪水已经不挣钱地流了出来。 }) h- g+ w6 q' w0 Y

“客人，”店长拿过了隔壁切水果的小刀，“这是我一个人犯的错误，就让我一个人承担，放过友奈吧!”" V6 l! s% P9 ^7 s* G6 |# |

“不要啊，店长。都是我的错，和店长无关!”友奈回过神来，泪汪汪的想要阻止店长。

可是店长早已经拿着刀塞进了自己的裙底。她轻咬好看的朱唇，随着她闷哼了一声，身子猛烈一抖，鲜血就开始从她脚间流下。: O* K- e; T" u1 h& n8 l7 F

“店长!”友奈又急又怕。7 a Q( l3 N1 q: _8 ~1 \

“我已经……呼……呼……割下来了……”店长直视着椿，用力呼吸着来忍耐断根的剧痛。店长颤抖着移出了裙下的双手，右手手里是还在滴血的刀，而左手手里静静躺着一根尾指大小却只有一个指节长的小阴茎。看起来比刚刚长在身上的时候还长一点，应该是整根被扯出来，然后齐根割断。

“哼!这事可没完!”椿似乎还没有消气，转身离开了，还很用力地摔了门。

“店长!”友奈扑了上去，“快叫救护车。”8 v! [# C4 Q: w1 S

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一个月后。6 c V4 _ a- V3 f- i5 n& @

店长的伤已经全部痊愈，所幸伤口不大，没有生命危险。但从那以后，脸色也苍白了不少，一张美人脸蛋眼见的瘦了。+ Z) h& K' @7 l+ i, ^

不过其他女仆问起，也只是说着不能再撸管实在太遗憾了这种话蒙混了过去。 {" j# _6 L9 [

而女仆按摩店还在继续正常经营着，只是不知道那个黑道公主的报复会什么时候到来。

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但最终，报复还是来了。

深夜的江边，十几个穿着红边黑底的JK的女孩子拿着砍刀围成一个圈，圈内是伪娘女仆按摩店的所有成员，而椿正是这些JK的领头人。1 ]6 f) O5 ?8 a: E$ d: F

“我现在要把你们的阴茎一根根剪下来，放进这里，”椿拿出了一个碟子和一个看上去很锋利的裁纸的剪刀，“敢逃跑的人，就通通砍成块去喂鱼。”

伪娘女仆按摩店的成员们大多缩成一团，瑟瑟发抖，只有店长张开双臂挡在她们前面。1 q! R6 c/ @ Z9 ]5 f0 l

现在是下班时间，大家都穿着私服。店长穿着黑色的连衣短裙，大和抚子的气息比起穿女仆装时更浓，只是姣好的美貌上全是故作坚强的表情，“请……请等一下，有什么事情冲我来就好!”2 c4 u$ ?0 c* l4 i$ q# S

“毕竟是在我家的地盘上开的店，我只是确保其他女顾客不会受到和我一样的欺诈而已，我要干的可不是坏事哦。”椿笑得像个恶魔，“反正你们的阴茎也是用不到的东西，不是吗？”4 G; K) R( R' D& S$ m4 g3 d7 m! Z

椿带着两个同伴向伪娘女仆按摩店的成员们走去。2 T9 U7 @* o& Q9 z

“不许再靠近!”店长想要拦住她们。1 z5 H. q7 q* X1 L" X6 {2 q, F

“怎么?你还有阴茎没有割干净?”椿摸上了店长的股间，那里已经平平的，割的什么都不剩了，“要是你再拦着，明天就把你扒光丢到秋叶原的人群中，你猜猜会发生什么?”

“你!”店长涨红了脸，反抗的气势也消失了。

还真的是个大和抚子一样的性格啊，这孩子。椿心里想着。; t8 Z _1 y: l3 z: e {

“从你开始吧。”椿很快就从伪娘中揪出了友奈。$ V* `7 [7 ?5 j

“呜——”友奈现在穿着粉红色的裙子和卫衣，卫衣上还有对可爱的兔耳，看起来就是个萌萌的小萝莉，水灵灵的大眼睛中全是雾气，只是硬憋着不哭出来，就像一只被欺负的小白兔。嘛，准确来说，是只小阉兔。

不过这只小阉兔很快下面就要变得和母兔子一样平整了。

“把内裤脱下来!”椿拿着剪刀在友奈面前一开一合，提醒友奈即将到来的命运。; x% V9 R5 V( A1 ^; d. _7 C) W

友奈的身子抖得像糠筛一样，泪珠儿不断掉下来，但在眼前好几把亮晃晃的砍刀逼迫下，只能露出自己的小兔子内裤，然后一边哭一边把它褪下到膝盖那里，3 N0 o0 A2 @% `3 x. P, U

椿的剪刀伸到了友奈的裙下，友奈只觉得锋利的剪刀刀刃夹住了她阴茎的两边，冰冷的金属触感让她直起鸡皮疙瘩。

椿用不拿剪刀另一只手的食指和中指做成剪刀的样子，突然在友奈的裙子前一夹，可爱的小阉兔吓了一大跳，然后发现自己下面的鸡鸡还在，但眼泪已经止不住了。9 S# Z5 J) k- Q6 \

“这个表情才对嘛!”椿看见友奈哭起来，笑得更开心了，手指突然用力，夹断了友奈的阴茎。0 G6 {' {& v2 z! V) j

“呀——!”友奈一声惨叫，阴茎已经掉到了她褪到膝盖间的内裤上，把整条兔子内裤都染成了血红。1 @1 u* C8 k- X- w4 W( ]

友奈支持不住，一下子瘫坐在地。友奈用力地夹着腿，双手也捂住了股间，而裙子正对胯间那一块也肉眼可见地变得血红。3 K1 |. _0 ^: ?. |! i

椿走上前去，从友奈已经黏糊糊的内裤上拿出友奈被剪断阴茎，放回了小碟子里。

“然后是你。”椿又把千鸟抓了出来。# q# J8 Y. _ l9 |9 C3 }

千鸟穿的是T恤和女士牛仔裤，裆部看上去平平的，没有什么凸起。

“掏出来吧。”椿拍拍千鸟的裆部，“就像尿尿那样。”' A9 N- K- F# q

“……”千鸟已经害怕到发不出声音了，但是也只能照做。

千鸟认命般拉下裆部的拉链，把那根和小男孩一样大小的阴茎掏了出来，不得不说，真的和平时尿尿的准备动作一样，而不一样的是，这次掏出来就不再需要塞进去了。

“等……等一下!”千鸟的阴茎被冷飕飕的夜风一刺激，居然产生了尿意，“我想尿尿，能不能让我尿完再剪?”

“好吧，”椿指河边，“我和你一起去。”- L0 \, X% Z1 m9 y

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“椿小姐?”千鸟面色苍白，椿似乎不打算让她享受最后一次站着尿尿。0 \* t1 o. i, A3 D/ `7 E9 V

她们走到了几步外的河边，而千鸟正打算尿尿，冰冷的剪刀已经夹上了她阴茎的两侧，装剪下来的阴茎的那些盘子也在她阴茎的正下方。

“我会在你尿完的瞬间把它剪下来的。”椿恶趣味地笑着。0 q. Y( S4 D. W, R4 \

“呜——”千鸟只能硬着头皮开始尿尿。

不过椿也确实很讲信用，直到最好一滴尿流出来的那一刻，椿才觉得阴茎根部一阵剧痛，低头看时，它已经躺在碟子里了。和友奈那一根相比，千鸟的确实小上好多。' ~3 m: H# S8 @, ?$ _

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随着时不时的惨叫声，椿手里的碟子已经整整齐齐地排满了十来根大小不一的阴茎。8 l# s, [% j3 m, W0 j- M) [

看着那些捂住胯间夹紧了双腿的伪娘们，椿说到，“以后你们店里要遵守我定的规则。”

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在被称为宅男圣地的秋叶原，有着一件奇怪的店。

店面上写“萌萌女仆按摩店”，竖出来的牌子也以一个可爱的女仆作为看板娘。这都还算正常，只是上面的字吸引了很多行人的目光。

“什么啊，这是?”“也太奇怪了吧?!”行人们议论纷纷。, q: F& W8 T# h! c- Y4 C

牌子上写着：“只服务三十岁以下的女性客人，进店请出示身份ID卡，男性勿扰哦。”然后下面还有一行小字：“店内需要各位顾客裸体接受服务，但各位女性顾客请不用担心，这里的伪娘女仆都已经接受了完全去势手术，没有男性器官的了。”& o: U) `* R6 ~# R& ?3 x' X

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一个年轻的OL姐姐走进了店里。- a; H: \5 o% O' q8 T

“欢迎光临，主人大人。”门口的千鸟酱提裙行礼。$ f' C3 K: J6 A$ M- h6 q2 Z9 g

她的女仆装和以前总体上没有什么不同，只是私处前面已经镂空，可以清晰地看见本来男孩子的东西应该在的地方，那里只剩下一个尿道口了。自从上次椿改了店里的规则后，大家都要穿这种裙子了。

“诶?!原来已经割掉男性器是真的啊!”OL姐姐吃了一惊，随即露出愉悦的笑容。

“是的，”千鸟酱点点头，指了指墙上，“这些是从我们身上割下来的阴茎。”说完，脸已经羞红一片。" z' b8 r0 T: d) Q( [

OL姐姐看了看千鸟酱指的墙上，上面贴着每个女仆的照片，而她们的阴茎被防腐塑化处理后，被像腊肠一样挂在她们照片的旁边。

椿规定负责迎接客人的女仆都要向所有的客人介绍这个，但这个工作实在让千鸟酱羞得不行，向第一次见面的女生介绍自己被割下来的阴茎什么的，实在太羞人了!6 ]6 x6 Y/ y! H2 m

“这些肉棒都好可爱呀!”OL姐姐看着那一根根粉色的棒棒，不禁赞叹道，“为什么你们要割掉它啊?”! I; A$ @9 p" T! e

“为了更好地服侍主人们，”椿低下了头，背诵椿教的统一回答快让她的脸儿快烧起来了，“只有割掉阴茎才能确保我们不能勃起，才能确保主人们的安全。”

“这样吖……真的是群好孩子呢……”OL姐姐脱起了衣服，“那我就好好享受吧!”

[putschki1969]

Wakana Winter Shark Festival Vol.#2 ~ Birthday Eve Cross Talk Event ~

Today’s announcement of a new shark festival made me realise that I had never posted my recording of the one from December. I am so sorry! It was pretty close to my Japan trip so I must have completely forgotten about it. Anyway, without further ado, please enjoy!

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‖Event details Botanical Land members-ONLY streaming event Title: “Wakana Winter Shark Festival Vol.#2 ~ Birthday Eve Cross Talk Event ~” Date: December 9, 2022 Cast: Wakana, Yuuka Nanri (guest)

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Q1: To which prefecture would you like to travel together? Wakana would like to go to Shimane prefecture because she received some amazing omiyage from there a while back (Yōkan). Q2: Recent items that have a healing effect on you? Obviously it’s plants for Wakana Q3: Do they buy Year-End Jumbo Lottery tickets? Yes, Wakana does indeed buy them and if she won, she would use the money for her plants Q4: Ways to calm down and work on blood pressure? Concentrate and think about the universe Q5: How would they spend a day if they lived together? They imagine it would be fun. Wakana is ready to do all the laundry because she loves it. Wakana doesn’t eat carbs in the evening so they would have trouble figuring out dinner since Yuuka prefers to eat carbs. Wakana is jealous that Yuuka manages to stay so thin even though she eats a lot of carbs. Wakana warns that she loses a lot of hair so that might be annoying for anyone who lives with her. Q6: If they could change voices, which of their respective song would they like to sing? They pretty much just praise each other’s voice here. Yuuka would love to sing Christmas songs if she had Wakana’s voice because she feels like Wakana’s voice fits these types of songs perfectly. Q7: Someone asks Wakana if she has bought a new microwave (since she mentioned last time that it’s super old and barely working anymore): She didn’t. It’s still working somehow. However, she did buy a bunch of other stuff but more on that later. Q8: Anything they would want as birthday present? Wakana wants a cordless vacuum cleaner (as we know, she bought one for herself at the beginning of the new year) Q9: Recommended cooking method: Wakana talks in detail about a gluten free version of an Okinawa Champuru dish. Q10: Something they like about each other? Here they are supposed to describe a positive character trait about the each other. Then they each react to the other’s thoughts and confirm whether that’s an accurate description of their character. Yuuka describes Wakana as very bright and cheerful. Mainly because she has been talking a lot since the get-go. Wakana is afraid this particular trait of hers might come across as annoying but Yuuka really likes it. She admits tough that she did feel a little overwhelmed at first because she couldn’t explain how someone’s switch was just always turned on, no breaks, no downtime, nothing. Q11: Any recommended instruments for playing and tips how to stay motivated? Wakana tries to play a bit of piano but she hasn’t been very diligent with her practicing so she is really not the right person to provide any type of encouragement or support. Wakana recommends just listening to the sound of instruments and choose what you like best when deciding on what to start playing. Q12: How have they progressed in the past year? Wakana has made some improvements on her neck by doing lots of exercising and stretching. Q13: How to spend Christmas as an adult? Eat chicken and cake. Have some red wine. A good meal is more important to her than presents. Q14: What was the most surprising thing that happened this year? Wakana finally realised that the right combination of air-con and humidifier is the best way to stay warm in winter. In the past she refused to use air-con heating due to the dry air. Q15: How to memorise lyrics for a live? Endless repetition and trying to come up with a simple story that makes it easier to memorise everything. Q16: Ever experienced a time leap or deja vu? Not really. She is often reminded of other stuff or experiences nostalgia but nothing else. One weird thing though: Sometimes she will dream of people contacting her and then they actually end up contacting her soon after. Q17: Have they visited Ghibli Park? Any other such places they would like to visit? No, unfortunately Wakana hasn’t been able to visit yet. But she wants to, especially after seeing everyone’s reports. Q18: Any artist/work (anime, drama, show, etc) that influenced your life a lot? They go off on a tangent and talk about idols. Wakana mentions a group called “Travis Japan”. Seems like she used to be quite obsessed with them. They even were on America’s Got Talent. Q19: The thing you worked hardest on this year? Wakana worked hardest on her music. Basically what she always does. But she also tried to drink more water and focus on skincare. Q20: Recommended Christmas book? She shows a few books

[danthediamondminecart]

Hi! Back for another batch of questions!

1. In your RBB Superheroes AU, will there be a hero who will accidentally get their identity revealed?

2. If you can write an RBB Fanfic about a certain fandom (Aside Madoka Magica, Life SMP, and Pokemon) What will it be about and what will be the title?

3. Do you think there should be more RBB fanfics on Ao3?

4. How did the hosts found the sword in the first place?

5. What are the hosts reactions when they start having powers due to their swords?

6. I remember seeing a post on twitter from your account, that when Russo found his sword his hair changed to blue. Does that work for the other two hosts aswell?

7. What is the most hilarious thing that the hosts did when they start using their powers?

8. Is Russo overwhelmed by the amount of Truths he just discovered from people.

9. Do Angels exsist on Robloxia? If so do they have fluffy wings? :D Sorry, I'm in love with angels.

10. What is the status relationship between Angels and Demons In your AU?

That's all for now!

Sorry these took a while to get to! You got me thinking about pre-host hosts again, so thanks for that /gen

Alright, as always, answers under the cut!

Q1) None of the main heroes (that being Kreek, Devoun, Ashley, Leah, Denis and Calixo), but in my head, one of the side characters will have their identity revealed before the ‘main story’ starts, kicking off Calixo’s recruitment.

Q2) I mean…you didn’t mention The Magnus Archives in your list. So I’m going to answer with that because I’m very normal about my TMA/RBB au. For concepts that I’ve barely developed, probably The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals or Detroit: Become Human would be fun.)

Q3) YES. Please, we need more of us. I beg. Just be normal about tagging though, please.

Q4) The hosts were originally in a band, and one day, they were looking for a new concert location after losing access to their old one. Russo found a run-down version of the S2 lobby, decided to explore, and things went downhill from there.

Q5) Lots of confusion and concern, as well as being quite put out by the new abilities (Russo especially.) Luckily Mr B was there to help them get used to it, lol

Q6) Yep! In fact, here are their ‘pre-host’ designs:

Apparently, these designs creeped people out, because they look so normal. I guess it’s like…Not-Them vibes?

Sabrina originally had black hair, and DJ dark brown. They were all relatively normal looking people before the whole ‘gaining powers’ thing happened. (Though I think DJ and Sabrina are the type of people to have dyed their hair beforehand anyway. They just don’t get a choice anymore.)

Q7) DJ ran into a wall. Multiple times. It took him a long time to get used to sprinting at supersonic speeds. Russo kept accidentally mind reading his friends, which yknow, he didn’t really want to do. It did make for a lot of good jokes though. Sabrina didn’t really have anything ‘funny’ happen, aside from like, no longer being able to get a blood test. Healing didn’t do too much to affect her aside from removing her ability to feel pain and making her very lethargic at first.

Q8) Yes, perhaps even to a painful degree. Suddenly having so much information thrust on him at once was really overwhelming, and I like to believe he gets chronic migraines about it. He’s gotten used to it though, by virtue of ignoring half the things that appear in his head.

Q9) Yes, but I don’t have any specifically noted. Pink, as I’ve mentioned, is closer to a ghost in my headcanons, though I call him an angel because it’s easier, so him, I guess.

Q10) Devils and Angels have their typical rivalry, but Demons…don’t really care. Pink and Tanqr’s antagonistic relationship is not because they’re an angel and a devil, it’s because they’re both annoyed by / scared of each other.