#Q!SKEPPY IS CANON IDC

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he moved where he forged skeppy's signature to next to his name...... CRUMBS CRUMBS CRUMBS CRUMBS!!!!!!!

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writing this at 3:45am. what if skeppy's the special guest and that fuckin uhhh email thing i see floating around sometimes about ordering muffins for a special guest that was actually q!skeppy who is working for the feds trying to keep a pre-island q!bbh satiated until they can erase his memories and plop him on the train with everyone. im so sane im so present, so present in the lore, im fine without bbh streams im fine i definitely don't think about hypothetical q!skeppy every day, the interests are a normal amount of special. (my self-indulgent delusions continue below the cut)

and i DEFINITELY don't think about the skeppy calls where they went from "i didn't miss the train" insinuating, implying something into q!skeppy being trapped as two diamond blocks and that actually q!bbh didn't need an antenna to call outside the island at all because skeppy was on the island the whole time. the first call was prior to the skeppy statues if my vague timeline of events is correct. how the fuck did the first call happen. im SO normal. IM SO NORMAL!!! NO ONE WANTS Q!SKEPPY CANON + HEAVY LORE MORE THAN I DO BUT IM SO NORMAL!!!!!!!!! Q!SKEPPY IS IN THE FUCKING FEDS AND HE'S WHY Q!BBH GETS SPECIAL TREATMENT IDC!!!!!! GRRRR BARK BARK i then foam at the mouth and fall asleep peacefully albeit rabidly