#Pyrrha later fucked jaune on top of her old sponsors’ logo
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year ago
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Power Move
Lisa Lavender: …and in other news, the recent announcement of a new model of combat airship by Atlas has been denounced by many as a geopolitical Power Move!
Arkos kid: *watching tv* What’s a “Power Move?”
Jaune: Well, remember how your mom was a tournament star and won all those awards and trophies in the front hallway?
Arkos kid: *nods*
Jaune: Well, she was being sponsored by some very high-end athletic clothing companies to fight in those tournaments and use their clothes, but when she got pregnant with you they decided to cancel the sponsorship because they thought her career was over.
Arkos kid: That’s not fair! Mom still kicks butt!
Jaune: *nods and pets his kid’s hair* That’s right! But companies like that make a lot of unfair decisions and they thought mommy wouldn’t be able to compete as well after having a baby!
Jaune: *kneels down* But you know what mommy did? When you were only a few months old she re-entered a big tournament and beat all the athletes who that company had sponsored instead of her, and when she was given her trophy and posed for the cameras she made sure you were up there with her where everyone could see!
Arkos kid: You mean that picture on the wall? 🤩
Jaune: *proud father and husband* Yep! 😌
Jaune: …and THAT, was a real power move!
Athletic sponsors do this all the time in women’s sports, even when there are supposedly maternity protections in athletes’ contracts. Allyson Felix, an American track athlete, won more Olympic medals than Usain Bolt but was basically dropped by Nike when she started a family, then came back and won at least one more gold medal!
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