#Putting the sillies into the palms of my hands and holding them gently π
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I AM...
Okai, where do I even start because I am in SHAMBLES OVER THIS!
SOMEHOW??? SO ACCURATE??? Why the hell is this the bullshit the anime would pull in an episode EXACTLY
YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTERS AND THE CHAOTIC HUMOR THESE DEMONS EMANATE! You sure you're not one of the Obey Me writers on a secret Tumblr account? π€¨ Bro I'm about to start up making theories because this is too perfect of HCS... Was this an episode idea. Did you get rejected. Be honest.
Lucifer thinking it'll be SO easy and then just. An absolute mess. Frustrated and his pride bruised. An appropriate response from our beloved old man.
Mammon. Being Mammon. Because of COURSE this turns into a mini side plot and skit of him making money and ALSO making MC happy! Very Mammoncore, very adorable and chaotic ππ
Levi??? Going on a whole ass anime journey? Like. He went through some shit... Treats it like it's been years but in actuality, it's been like. Maybe a week. He never elaborates. He never explains. And it's probably never brought up again. But if you ever wonder why he's so good at surviving in the forest on a camping trip, that journey is the reason why. But you'll never know the details, he's just like that, and I think that's beautiful.
Satan (my boy, my favorite, my love, my life, my soul, my prince charming, my Romeo, myβ) is fucking. PERFECT. Mans really tried to PEEL it. We love a bit of dumbass to our resident smart boy. π The comedy of the sudden split second of silence followed by. Absolute chaos. AND THEN BEING FOLLOWED BY COCONUTS??? COCONUTS BEING BANNED??? THIS. THIS is EXACTLY the type of shit that goes on in the house of Lamentation. It fits so well. Bravo OP! π
Ugh, Asmo. (Affectionate) He JUST got a manicure and now you want him to touch... That? MC is so lucky he loves them. Asmo is SO satisfied with himself and is happy while MC is just. Concerned because Mammon is literally knocked out cold and probably needs to be taken to the emergency room.
The semi-choaticness, the simplicity, the wholesomeness of Beel's one... Love that for him. His jaw is STRONG. Dude. Not enough talk about his jaw man. He can eat through ANYTHING. You don't even need a can opener with him around!
Ugh, Belphie. (Derogatory) I agree with you, OP. He just strangles things to get them open. (And everytime MC gets war flashbacks /lh) The frustrated dumbass energy of threatening? A coconut? Only Belphie ladies and gentlemen. Screams brat energy!
WHAT A CUTE LITTLE SILLY FRUIT????? DIA....... Be still my FUCKING heart, OP, he's ADORABLE. PEAK golden retriever energy right there! THE DIABOLICAL PUN..... OP, YOU DIDN'T. OH, OH THAT'S GOOD. And then the coconut just OPENED. Because he ASKED? DIA.......... Precious. Precious golden sunshine boy. My hand is vibrating painfully with the need to PET. He deserves some pats, as a treat.
BARB COMING IN WITH THE SAVE! I love the potential this implies... Barb is seen to just know how to do so many things. But what if, for a lot, he doesn't? And it only SEEMS that he knows everything? AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW. I LOVE the dynamic for his character, an absolute 10/10 OP
SIMEON WITH HIS RARE ANGRY MOMENTS... OH, NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR! I don't even have much to say for this because it's the PERFECT comedy! Luke coming in from the kitchen with a frying pan or something and knocking his own father out... We love to see it
WE MEET AGAIN..... Kinda like with Levi, but more depth. There's a fucking story here, and we will never know. But instead of it being a spiritual hero journey, it's just Solomon suffering. Man probably thought it was a fun challenge, his curiousty interested. Only to lose more and more of his sanity, not get any sleep in over a month, running on 50 cups of magical coffee, his hair a wreck and looking like an insane sewer rat begging for the sweet relief of death. (Or rather, the sweet relief of this coconut opening) He doesn't like talking about it, MC.
Coconut (Obey Me!)
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You got a coconut and need help opening it. You decide to ask your favorite guy. Does he fail or succeed?
Β»Characters: Demon Bros + Dateables
Β»Tags: Shitpost, Humor, Mammon's At It Again, Levi Is My Fave
Lucifer:
"Hand it over."
He's heard of coconuts but never seen one up close
Gently tosses it in his hand for a feel
Hmph this will be easy
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Had to pull out the old worst cursed magic he could think of
It didn't work
The many tools in the dungeons also didn't work
Sweating angry mess...how's it not open!?
Angrily chucks it through the wall
It knocked out a poor unsuspecting Levi
"I will get you literally anything else you desire that's not that."
Mammon:
"Why's it furry?"
"What do ya mean you're s'pose to eat it?"
He didn't understand why you wanted this thing but he wasn't going to let his human down
Got upset that his attempts did nothing, however he hatched an idea
Got a booth at the carnival
"Pay up and test ya strength! How tough are ya!? HEY YOU! YOU'RE NOT A WIMP ARE YA?"
After hundreds of tries from monsters and demons, the coconut finally split open
He brought it back to you (wearing new bling and all)
"The Great Mammon never disappoints! Also...can ya get me more of 'em?"
Levi:
"Wooaahh a coconut!? I've seen these in so many anime beach episodes!"
The otaku was excited you came to him for help!
He was going to get it open one way or another!
He tried for an hour before sending you off
"I'll come find you when I open it!"
It would be years before he returns
(You lived in the Devildom after the program)
He journeyed through the Devildom in search of knowledge for his quest
He developed surprising friendships, suffered painful losses, but also discovered a new meaning to life
He did eventually find a way to open the coconut
He came back home wizard style
"I bring you that of which you requested"
"Levi no one knew where you went, you were just gone! We were worried!"
"I got your coconut open though! Quest complete!"
He thought the hugs and kisses from you were worth it, the coconut must've meant a lot to you!
I love him so much yall
Satan:
"A coconut? I've only ever read about them. Bring it here."
Gave it a few curious knocks
This will be easy 2.0
Tried to peel it and saw it did nothing
Tried to karate chop it, still nothing
He chuckled and a black aura surrounded him
I see.
He tried punching it and then clawing at it for a while
There is no god, just nothingness
He lost his shit in demon form
His rampage destroyed a chunk of the house
Coconuts are no longer allowed at the House of Lamentation
Like you can't even say the word coconut
Asmo:
"What is that?"
He did not want to touch whatever that thing was
He saw the disappointed look in your face and changed his mind
He tried to break it open in half with his bare hands but it was futile
Why is this thing so tough?
He was not having it, he was going to open your precious coconut!
"MAMMON!"
He could only think of one other way
A grumbling Mammon appeared
"Just stand there a second will you?"
He knocked the coconut against his head (HEY!) and the coconut split open!
It did break one of his manicured nails though but he thought the happiness on your face was worth it
Beel:
"Did you bring more?" (You did)
Was excited to try a human world fruit
Tried to break it in half with his hands
Was surprised when it didn't...but no worries!
He briefly bared his fangs and gave a sharp bite
It made a little opening and he was then able to split it with his hands
He was happy trying something new with you and was excited for future recipes
Yeah...no struggles here ajsjdlgkskdldk
Belphie:
"Huh? You want me to open that?"
He was surprised but flattered you'd go to him
He wasn't even sure what that thing was
He tried to strangle it but just couldn't get it to open
Then he tried to threaten it
Still didn't work
Was exhausted at this point and thought a well deserved nap was needed
You found him clinging to the coconut like a plushie
You never got it back
Diavolo:
"Oh what a cute little silly fruit!"
He thought it looked precious!
Of course he would open it for you!
After a few minutes of trying to get the thing open, he was getting flustered
This can't be from the human realm? It's...it's diabolical!
He gave a sad pout and tried a *different* approach
"Please little one, open up will you?" He politely begged the unforgiving fruit
It magically split open and he triumphantly gave you your coconut back!
...Still not sure how that works but it's probably just... a Dia thing LMAO
Barbatos:
"I would be happy to. Although can you pick it up in say 30 min? I have another task to attend to."
He traveled to the human realm and picked up some chopped coconut and fresh coconut juice for you
He's a demon of many talents
He's also a demon of many secrets
He's never mastered the art of opening human world coconuts but he wasn't going to let you or anyone else know that!
He gave you a beautifully arranged plate and fancy jar
Simeon:
"I can try."
He knew of coconuts but never touched one
He tried knocking it a few times but it didn't work
He tried to remain calm as he tried a few other methods
Burn it. Burn it Simeon.
No just ignore the voice
After one more attempt he lost his cool
He had quite a colorful vocabulary
Threw dangerous celestial magic spears at the indestructible fruit
Luke freaked out and knocked him out in panic
Luke was quite frightened and didn't trust coconuts after Simeons rage
Simeon hates when they refer to it as The Incidentβ’οΈ
Solomon:
"Sure! I will handle it."
He's opened a few in his lifetime
He found a way to get it open every time!
He gingerly touched the coconut
So we meet again
He took the coconut and chucked it fiercely against the wall
He smirked at the small shattered pieces
He thought back on the first coconut he ever had the displeasure of meeting...he will never be made a fool again
You decided to buy coconut juice instead
Β»Note: Imagine you ask Belphie to open a banana and he just immediately strangles the thing, like is that just how he opens things?? Hm yes a new headcanon acquired!
#SORRY OP I GOT CARRIED AWAY..... ππ#These HCs just got me SO giddy and a little silly and if I didn't discuss everything I loved I'd go INSANE.#OP so many HCs I absolutely adore but these... THESE!#Putting the sillies into the palms of my hands and holding them gently π#Obey Me#Obey Me Shitpost#Obey Me Memes#Obey Me Lucifer#Obey Me Mammon#Obey Me Levi#Obey Me Satan#Obey Me Asmo#Obey Me Beel#Obey Me Belphie#Obey Me Diavolo#Obey Me Barbatos#Obey Me Simeon#Obey Me Solomon#Obey Me Self Insert#Obey Me GN!Reader#Obey Me Crack
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