#Purrfessional

[dazzlesizzle]

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Unleash feline sleuthing skills with "Trust Me, I'm a Purr-fessional" — a charming design featuring a clever cat in a detective hat, holding a magnifying glass with a serious (and adorable) expression. Perfect for mystery lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good pun, this design blends humor and detective flair in purr-fect harmony.

[mothbaaalls]

@charmbracelets-n-candyhearts

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

[panbelacqua]

I can't in good conscience follow the wou/dyoufuckthisfurry blog since they post hazbin characters. not in my good furry household.

[theoreocat]

He's a purrfessional bath-ball player.

[meandtheveggies]

A purrfessional 💅🏻

[rubbercasing]

Catgirl balloons: your purrfessional opinion? 🀦:3

good! should be more abundant in several definitions of the word

[nyanbinary-perineum]

While not as "spammable" as my original puppy inspector position where cuties could send their cute little puppy tongue (real pics or emoji tongues 👅) for praise, I will toss paw inspector into my pinned anyway for a similar ongoing ask meme for any interested :3

I am a purrfessional at appreciating paws, afterall, so if any cuties get a new coat of nail polish and want to show them off for praise, I'm your nyan ^.^

I suppose just because I enjoy paws a more accessible ask containing a cute message about being inspected and using a 🐾 emoji can work too ;3c

Regardless, it's not nearly as "catchy" as saying I'm the puppy inspector, so I'm not expecting half as many messages compared to what that once was- but I think it sounds fun and cute :3

[badlydrawndavepeta]

what ships would you consider for your dancestor (dancestors?)

B33 < meumeu fuzzypaws over here has her own handle on ships related to herself

B33 < i dont really know her friends well enough to give a purrfessional opinion on things

B33 < though she did mention aradias dancestor at some point so i think theres grounds for shipping

B33 < furtle grounds in fact

B33 < so much nutrients in the dirt that anything planted would be the choicest and dankest plants ever

B33 < and it would become a garden of pure pity and hate fur all to s33!!

[ankhisms]

My nurses while im sick theyre very purrfessional

[dazzlesizzle]

Check out the new product 🔥🔥 Sherlock Whiskers

Unleash feline sleuthing skills with "Trust Me, I'm a Purr-fessional" — a charming design featuring a clever cat in a detective hat, holding a magnifying glass with a serious (and adorable) expression. Perfect for mystery lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good pun, this design blends humor and detective flair in purr-fect harmony.

[lovesickgoose]

Hiii uh I don't really have much to say but I know you want asks so uh. Idk, Jean Vicquemare wearing cat ears. You don't have to draw it, just thinking thoughts. Sniper too. How would they get along?

Honestly which merc would Jean get along best with? Does he really get along with anyone? (Other than Titus and Harry when they can come to a truce)

HMM I think they'd maybe at least respect each other since they both try to be purrfessional, but I don't think I see them being best buddies.

Maybe a bit of a cop out, but I think he'd get on with Spy. They'd certainly both respect each other because they both just try to do their jobs, but also they've got the same really dry, sarcastic sense of humour. Maybe they could bond over that and the idiots they have to wrangle.

Also:

[kissoflightning]

A true purrfessional

A true professional

[badlydrawndavepeta]

Sneakret Santa Claws

B33 < and a special meowy catmas to @badlydrawnjane who i got in sneakret santa!

B33 < i heard from a little birdie that you like problem sleuth so i got you a totally authentic junior sleuth cap and magnifying glass

B33 < beclaws every purrfessional gumshoe absolutely n33ds a fuckin magnifying glass trust me on this

B33 < the idea of a detective without a magnifying glass is catshit bonkers

B33 < it would be like a cat without whiskers and we cant be having that on this most wonderful wintery day now, can we?

B33 < so uh

B33 < yeah

B33 < i really hope you like them

[doglok]

she's a purrfessional napper 😳 #cat via YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxZbpvmFas

[glorytothexalpatrazempire]

Your purrfessionals, perhaps?

WHAT

[missvanta-xoxo]

I'm mad...the joke wrote itself and your wrote Professional instead of fucking Purrfessional

Professional stunt performer, don't try at home.

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