#Puroresu

[questintheskies]

"I’m not taking this match to make anything other of Gabe than an example. I wasn’t even sure if I would be medically cleared for January 5, but what Gabe did and said was enough to push me over the finish line. I’ve decided that if New Japan requests it, if Gabe requests it, and if the fans want it, then I will wrestle Gabe Kidd, as a professional, at Wrestle Dynasty. I might have been known as the Best Bout Machine in the past, but my goal isn’t to elevate Gabe Kidd to a world class performance. My goal is to show Gabe Kidd the reality of the situation he’s in right now, and show what embarrassment in front 40,000 people and many thousands more watching around the world looks like."

[namcomuseumonline]

to me bull nakano is the ideal woman. randy savage was right about her.

[yoshihashismattebum]

A Block (part 1) + intro | A Block (part 2) + faction guide | B Block (part 1) + Any Other Guys| B Block (part 2) + miscellaneous info

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It's G1 season again and that can only mean one thing... another super serious, highly accurate, 100% official NJPW G1 PowerPoint Guide! The format is slightly different this year (now with 55% fewer wrestlers overall! But 25% more wrestlers per block! And 100% less Yano 😭) so I'm splitting each block into two posts. [Edit: Part 2, running down the second half of A Block, is out now!]

As usual, let me know what you think! Hopefully you find it useful/entertaining/all of the above!

And finally, thanks to @sycamoretrees , @thewaythroughthewoods , @livelaughlariat and @unpairedbracket for your feedback and contributions, and for just being great wrestling pals in general (and sorry for inevitably accidentally stealing some of your jokes <3)

[urakenbomb]

credit: minmin_puroresu

[ponchaka]

It's Willow Nightingale!

[elitehanitje]

😎

[hirosejen]

OMG 🥰💕

[cryocannon]

golden lovers for @moonsaultzine 🌟♎

[kud-lucas]

[honestlychiefbanana]

Highlights of Zack Sabre Jr. vs Shingo Takagi NJPW Power Struggle - Super Junior Tag League 2024

[yoshihashismattebum]

A Block (part 1) + intro | A Block (part 2) + faction guide | B Block (part 1) + Any Other Guys | B Block (part 2) + miscellaneous info

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This is it! The fourth and final part of this year's G1 Guide, on the second half of B Block! If you're not caught up yet, follow the links above to check out the first three parts. The bonus material this time is an assortment of info that I thought might be useful. Plus KENTA! I can believe I forgot to include him yesterday! Sorry KENTA, it wasn't intentional, please don't bully me (or my mother) on twitter.

Other than that, all that remains is to wish you a very happy G1! I can't believe it's starting tomorrow! May the best Blorbo win! (unless your blorbo is EVIL, in which case sorry, but fuck your blorbo) If you're planning to watch, especially if it's your first G1, do reach out and let me know how you find it! Or ask me any remaining questions you might have! My asks/DMs are always open!

Oh, and thank you all for reading and for all your kind comments! It makes me very, very happy to hear that people enjoy my nonsense (and even find it useful?? Bizarre) Okay, peace out. And #Justice4Yano!

[urakenbomb]

credit: YAMA__C_

[ponchaka]

Mizuki and her hammer!

[elitehanitje]

Dickhead!

[hirosejen]

僕は飯伏さんをいろいろな形で描くのが好きなんだ。❤️ / I like to represent Ibushi-san in different ways ❤️