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forbodium · 6 months ago
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watching their partner become a villain (dialogue prompts)
written by me. please enjoy and use for whatever you like. remember to credit me when reposting.
“this isn’t you anymore. you never wanted to hurt people.”
“come back to me. please.”
“i know you wouldn’t hurt me.”
“you have to stop this—before it’s too late!”
“turn you in? you know i could never do that.”
“don’t touch me.”
“do i mean anything to you anymore?”
“we can get away from all this; start over. no one has to know what you did.”
“if you love me, you’ll stop.”
“how long have you been planning this? did i ever even know the real you?”
“you can’t keep me here!”
“it’s okay. it’s okay. we can cover this up. where’s the bleach?”
“you promised no one would get hurt.”
“how do you expect me to sleep next to you at night knowing what you did?”
“okay, i’ll help you—but this is the last time.”
“are you going to kill me?”
“i didn’t want to believe you could do something like this.”
“what else have you been hiding?”
“i thought you cared about me.”
“no, i’m staying with you. ‘for better or for worse’, remember?”
“i can’t let this go on any longer.”
“you can do what you want with me—just don’t hurt the kids.”
“you’re not human.”
“could you change out of those bloodied clothes before you sit on my couch?”
feel free to add more prompts, and please reblog with your stories or tag me in them. i’d love to see your ideas!
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lunememes · 1 year ago
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send 🙌 to grab my muse by the throat
this can either be aggressive or flirty. the context of why is entirely up to you and for you to specify if you'd like!
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dbdakinkfest · 2 months ago
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Dead Boy Detectives Kinkfest 2024 - Spooky is getting kinky this Halloween Season! 
Allow us to welcome you to the Dead Boy Detective Kinkfest 2024! We challenge you to get kinky in this prompt meme running from October 2nd to November 30th. Ask what your heart desires <3
Whatever ship or kink you’re into, if you want it sweet or filthy or both, this is the Dead Boy Detective Fest for anyone enjoying some good smut.
How does it work? 
Step 1: Request a prompt!
As a member of the Dead Boy Detectives Fandom, you can fill any prompt through our handy form here: Prompt Request Form for the Dead Boy Detectives Kinkfest . You can add prompts all throughout October!
Step 2: Follow us on Tumblr and Discord!
Follow us on Tumblr to see what prompts are being sent in and connect with other participants on the DBDA Haunt discord in the fest channel for collabs and kinky talk:  (if expired, contact the mods, pls).https://discord.gg/HYKstzx3Pa
Step 3: Pick a prompt and get creative!
Join in the fun, pick some prompts and get creative!!! 
Step 4: Post your work!
Post your creation to our Ao3 Collection: Dead Boy Detectives Kinkfest 2024 | Archive of Our Own (dbdakinkfest_2024) starting as early as October 2nd. You can also post fanarts on Ao3! Here’s a tutorial if you need it: Embedded Images Collection/Tutorial [Archive of Our Own]. It’s not a requirement, but it’s encouraged, as it will fit right in our collection and you don’t have to worry about social media censorship.
Here's our master post for all prompts and works!
Step 5: Request another prompt, fill another request, get kinky! 
Throughout the fest, we will post (or reblog) all prompts and creations on Tumblr. 
Check out our Guidelines and Rules.
If you have questions, contact the mods on Tumblr or at [email protected] 
What are you waiting for? Send in your prompts and get to creating. It’s going to be aces!
(art by the wonderful @papysanzonew )
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juicywritinghoard · 10 months ago
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MOMENTS PROMPTS
Lifechanging grocery store parking lot sunset
Sneezing while driving
Laying on the floor so hard you wish they’d invent lying down 2
Texting passionately in the waiting room
Making way too much soup
Can’t find a bandaid
Whatever the next straw is, it’s gonna be the last one
Sudden burst of energy well past bedtime
How’s it going?/ Well, haha, (doesn’t answer)
Long awaited snuggle
Stepping out of the shower with an epiphany 
A kiss interrupted 
Walking proudly out of the store with the most perfect little object
Trying to keep a special gift a surprise at any cost
Exactly what you needed to hear, one way or another
Dropped soda cans on the ding dang concrete
What in the world is THAT doing in the trash?
Getting it together. Or else
Man, that’s going to stain…
Waking up from a dream that felt too real
Finishing each other’s sentences 
Can’t stop laughing to the point of hiccups
Just grateful to be alive honestly
Cold, grumpy, and stuck. But stylin
Recalled a sick fact on command and thus won the conversation
Saved SO MUCH MONEY it feels like defying god
Yeah no that’s moldy oops.
Tiny child in awe of you in a public space
Someone is deeply impressed by skills you weren’t even that proud of…until NOW
Haha, uh oh. Here we go again.
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scoringchancefest · 22 days ago
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scoringchance.dreamwidth.org
a hockey rpf prompt meme inspired by og livejournal communities
open to all hockey rpf of professional leagues
anonymous posting enabled, but not required
about / rules / ask a mod
post one will be open for prompting + filling soon!
follow us here for updates
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lotr-sesa · 29 days ago
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The Lord of the Rings Secret Santa 2024 prompt meme signups are OPEN!
So, it's that time of the year again: time to sign up for the Lord of the Rings Secret Santa exchange! Slash, femslash, het and gen; you can request it all, so why not join in?
Lord of the Rings Secret Santa has been going for twenty-one years, and we'd love to see you join us and keep the tradition going.
LotR SeSa has been a traditional exchange since its inception, but we continue to adapt and refine the exchange to best serve all participants. The exchange has been in the form of a prompt meme since 2020. If you are new to the format, AO3 has a helpful FAQ here.
This year's timeline (2024):
Prompt Posting: November 1st to 25th.
Claiming: November 26th to December 27th.
Collection Open for Posting: November 26th to December 27th.
All Fills Due: December 27th
You will be able to post up to 2 prompts, and we will do our best to make sure that at least one of your prompts is filled.
Please note that this is an FPFchallenge. (i.e. Fictional, not real people fiction/RPF.) We're always open to all the Peoples and Ages of Middle-earth, which means that characters from The Hobbit and The Rings of Power are welcome too!
The Rules (2024):
You will be able to post up to 2 prompts between November 1st and 25th, and we will do our best to make sure at least one of your prompts is filled.
Your fill is due December 27th 11:59 pm Pacific Time (you can check what that is in your time zone here). Please post it to AO3 (and nowhere else, until January 3rd).
As a matter of fairness, please make your story more than 750 words (1000 is better).
Signing up: the sign up form can be found here (or here if the main link gives you an error message). If you need help with signing up, please don't hesitate to contact the mods at lotrsesa[AT]gmail.com.
Once claiming has opened, please only claim a prompt if you plan on actually fulfilling your end of the bargain, and please only claim one prompt at a time. After you have completed your fill, you may claim a new one.
Claiming a prompt: use the "Claim" button next to the prompt you want to claim. (You can find open prompts under "Prompts" in the sidebar.) Several people can claim the same prompt. You can also claim a prompt without having submitted any of your own.
It's a good idea to join the LotR_SeSa LiveJournal community or the Dreamwidth community so you can keep track of any admin posts. You can also follow us here on Tumblr.
Have fun -- and spread the word! We appreciate each and every reblog. ❤️
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memelleity · 4 months ago
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abigail sentence starters
i’m sorry about what’s gonna happen to you.
our game ends here.
how many bodies we talking?
i thought i heard someone out here.
let’s just leave. get the fuck out of dodge.
i love you so much. and i’m so proud of you.
vampire on my ass! vampire!
a deal’s a deal.
i can smell your blood.
i like your tattoos. do they have a meaning, or…
you got bullied in school? probably by dad, too. so when you got bigger than everyone else, you turned the tables.
i’ve always hated this room. lot of painful memories.
you’ve made a mistake.
are you lying to me?
so, you got a boyfriend or… something like that?
what’s happening?
___’s not here.
promise me you’re not gonna let anybody hurt me?
you’re the one good thing i did in life. and i just needed you to hear that.
what can i say? i like playing with my food.
you in recovery or something? how many days you got?
my dad, well… he thought he wanted a child, but then he just lost interest.
please, please let me out.
you literally got nothing right.
can we not do this, please?
you’re not as smart as you think you are.
i saw the way you were looking at me earlier.
all right, let’s go kill us a fuckin’ vampire.
i’m scared.
you don’t get your hands dirty and tell yourself that makes what you do not as bad. good luck when the illusion wears off.
fucking bullshit. it’s not about the money. the money’s an excuse.
you backstabbing son of a…
i couldn’t sleep. i heard something.
here’s the thing about being a vampire. it takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.
something doesn’t add up.
listen, you sit here and bleed… or you trust me.
i didn’t mean to scare you.
you want to have some fun? all right. let’s have some fun.
you’re just in time for dinner.
there’s a secret door in the library. the bookshelf on the right wall.
why do you have a dick on your face?
this whole thing is a trap.
you’re so bloody and so gross.
getting shot hurts!
how much do you trust ___?
shut the fuck up!
oh, you’re a fucking priest now?
i came when you needed me. i’m here now.
i don’t scare easy. so when i do, i pay attention.
i feel like i got bit by a fucking vampire!
tell me one true thing about me.
what color are my eyes?
i can’t breathe.
i just, um… i can’t do it.
if this is about revenge, why didn’t you just kill us?
you fucking set me up.
the hard part is already over.
with that money… i can start over, you know?
that wasn’t a lie.
i like you. you’re scary, though.
god, everybody’s got to be a fucking victim now.
if you fucking say, ‘i told you so’…
you could be the richest headless man in america.
i don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but you don’t sound very calm right now.
you’re mine. you’re mine.
wow. you got a lot going on up there, but your brain’s not quite putting it together, huh?
do you have any kids?
nothing different about you. nothing special. just something to help me pass the time.
___ was here when you weren’t.
i just want to get to the bottom of this, you know?
i’ve had a few centuries of experience.
we got a real fucking situation here. so i don’t give a shit what you think. either you’re helping us, or you’re dead weight.
i feel sick.
i’d really prefer not to have to fucking shoot you.
this is so fucking disgusting.
you changed your name, you left town, and you never saw your family again… but it wasn’t for their safety, was it?
keep an eye on the door.
you grew up with a bunch of brothers and sisters, huh?
you’re gonna be a real pain in my ass, aren’t you?
looking for some light reading?
i’m not gonna touch you.
can you take the blindfold off? it’s really tight.
this isn’t the time for sarcasm, okay?
let’s watch each other’s backs.
that’s an urban legend. calm down.
i fucking hate ballet.
you shot me! you shot me!
i brought you here to offer you a deal.
just had to do your little magic trick, didn’t you?
you think i could do that?
maybe it’s worth a try.
you’re my friend.
wow. you might be the least perceptive person i’ve ever met.
i’m sorry. did i hit a fucking nerve?
no. i’m not betting our lives on your fucking hunch.
we’ve got to get out of here. there’s got to be another way.
i’ve gone by many names over the countless years.
you can have anything you fucking want.
bite me.
what the fuck?
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theresonly1u · 9 months ago
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There's Only One You 2024 (a sports rpf short fanwork challenge)
Tired of trying to finish your 45k fic on your 30 minute lunch break? Getting bogged down by portraiture that takes over 12 hours to complete? Want to record a podfic that takes exactly as long as the intermission break? Presenting: There’s Only One You - a sports rpf short fanwork prompt meme. Year 2!
All fanworks + all sports rpf welcome.
Prompt format: 1 pairing + 1 word.
Fanwork fills have maximum length: Fic: 2000 words // Podfic: 20 minutes // Fanart: 2 hours of effort // Playlists: 10 songs // Vids: 2 minutes // something else? follow those guidelines!
☀️ Schedule ☀️ Prompts open: Now!! Posting opens: March 13 Prompts close: March 20 Posting closes: April 4 Fanworks revealed: April 5 Creators revealed: April 8
INFO.
FAQ.
RULES.
Questions? Ask on tumblr or email [email protected].
Art by the amazing @sorrellegiance!! Thank you Sor 🥳🥳
Changes this year:
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promptsforyourwhumpfic · 1 year ago
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Whumpers! This is your two-week head start to the Two Weeks of Whump Challenge commencing on the 3rd of July!
[Image ID/More information under the cut]
Promptsforyourwhumpfic’s Two Weeks of Whump Challenge - July 3rd-July 16th
To celebrate six years and nine thousand followers, I have compiled a small whump challenge. 
For each day, you gave been given three items/ways to hurt your chosen character with. You can use just one, or all three for each day! This isn’t limited to writing, you can create gifsets/draw etc. There is no limit. 
For those posting to Tumblr
Please tag @promptsforyourwhumpfic and/or use the tags #TWOW or #TwoWeeksOfWhump. 
For those posting to AO3:
I have created the Two Weeks Of Whump Collection (thank you for recommending I do this @dollopheadedmerlin​!) 
You can tag me at @SurroWhump
Prompts list: 
1) Poker - Shock Collar - Ashes 2) Bio-Weapon - Isolation Chamber - Needles 3) Car Battery - Scalpel - Alcohol 4) Belt - Gas Mask - Cage 5) Broken Glass - Building Collapse - Necktie 6) Kitchen Knife - Gunshot Wound - Gag 7) Cyanide - False Imprisonment - Blindfold 8) Rope - Nails - Water Inhalation 9) Acid - Branding - Meat Hook 10) Rusted Metal - Phone Call - Hammer 11) Chains - Hanging - Muzzle 12) Baseball Bat - Coffin - Nail Gun 13) Mystery Pill - Gaslighting - Fishing Net 14) Barbed Wire - Scissors - Corkscrew
Remember: tag accordingly, especially when it comes to trigger warnings!
FAQ’S
Why just two weeks? I understand not everyone has the time/stamina to do a huge challenge, so I thought two weeks was a good compromise!
Miss a day? Don’t worry! It’s not the end of the world, you can always catch up in future. This challenge is not limited to these two weeks, if you’re finding this two months after its over, then you’re more than welcome to take part!
How much do you need to write/do for each day? As much or as little as you’d like. If a drabble turns into a full fic, brilliant! If you only have the time for a sketch that's fine too! 
Want to know more? Message me/send me an ask!
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westiec · 7 months ago
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ooh check this out:
Multifandom Rare Kink Buffet! drop a prompt/claim a prompt, 100 words or a sketch, works revealed on May 30
Original Work prompts welcome too, and mods have said they are not policing the definition of "rare" so if you wanna see it, request it!
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stannyramirez · 1 year ago
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𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 add reverse for the opposite scenario (made in affiliation with @isortofwriteit)
sender spanks receiver hard enough to leave a mark
sender let's receiver orgasm after edging them for a long time
sender gets on their knees and lets receiver slide their thumb into their mouth
sender pulls receiver's head back and calls them a 'good boy/girl/insert moniker here’
sender tells receiver to sit on their face
sender tells receiver they're not wearing any underwear
sender kisses the back of receiver's neck
sender whispers in receiver's ear they want to get out of there
sender grabs receiver's neck/ throat
sender pulls receiver on their lap
sender touches receiver under the table at a nice restaurant
sender trails fingertips up receiver’s bare thigh
sender breathes on/licks the shell of receiver’s ear
sender ghosts fingertips along receiver’s skin, eliciting goosebumps
sender leaves a love bite on receiver’s shoulder
sender pulls receiver into bathroom stall/dressing room/closet for a moment of passion
sender rips off an article of receiver’s clothing
sender delicately removes an article of receiver’s clothing
sender draws invisible shapes/words on receiver’s flesh with their fingertip or tongue
sender teases receiver until receiver breaks and tries to take what they want from sender
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pollenfest · 1 month ago
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SEX POLLEN FEST is an 18+ multi-fandom fan fest celebrating all sorts of stimulating tropes. The fest will include a Fan Week, a Prompt Meme, and a free, digital, open-to-all zine. Prompt Meme! Interested in submitting prompts? Sign up here, on Ao3! instructions are at the sign-up link. An Ao3 Account is required. If you need one, please reach out! For more guidelines and information on the zine, click through!
Fan Week Guidelines!
1. All types of content are accepted! This includes, but is not limited to: fanart, fanfic, threadfic, meta, rec lists, fanmixes, headcanons, moodboards, SMAUs, and anything else you could imagine. Unsure? Send us an ask! 2. This event is open to all fandoms, and has no content restrictions. 3. Participants must be 18+ to participate. 4. Please make sure works are appropriately tagged! 5. Feel free to mix and match prompts over multiple days. 6. Late submissions will be accepted! 7. Sex Pollen Fest is an inclusive event, and does not tolerate the harassment of creators over the works that they create or the tropes that they're interested in. Pollen Fest Zine! Sign-ups for the zine will open on November 1st! Stay tuned for more information!
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lunememes · 1 year ago
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🌙  *  ―   𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (  a list of kidnapped and torture scenarios of varying degree. from torturing for information to torturing for the enjoyment of it. for drabbles or prompts or both! feel free to change wording as needed! do not add to the list.  )
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 
❛  i’ll tell you anything you want to know, just please stop!  ❜ ❛  i won’t break, so do your worst.  ❜ ❛  you are sick in the head.  ❜ ❛  when i get out of here, i’m going to kill you. i promise you that.  ❜ ❛  they’ll come looking for me! they’ll notice i’m gone.  ❜ ❛  i’m not going to tell you anything.  ❜ ❛  i can’t  —  they’d kill me if i told you.  ❜ ❛  who sent you, huh? who are you working for?  ❜ ❛  i know what you want, but i’m not going to give it to you, no matter how hard you try. so do your best.  ❜ ❛  i always got the feeling you never liked me.  ❜
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐑 
❛  don’t look at them, why are you looking at them? look at me. they’re not going to help you.  ❜ ❛  you see, i had quite a reputation as the go-to guy. my job demanded it at the time. so I know where to apply the tiniest amount of pressure to a wound like yours.  ❜ ❛  no one is coming for you. i made sure of that.  ❜ ❛  how you come out of this depends entirely on you. so i strongly suggest you cooperate, for your own sake.  ❜ ❛  you look so good like this, all tied up and bloodied.  ❜ ❛  go on, scream for me.  ❜ ❛  oh, i’m not going to rush this. i’m going to take my sweet time.  ❜ ❛  i'm not going to kill you, but i’ll make you wish you were dead.  ❜ ❛  give me what i want and all this can stop.  ❜ ❛  ah-ah, don’t pass out on me now. we were just getting to the fun part.  ❜
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐑 
❛  don’t touch them.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, i can’t do this. i’m going to give them what they want.  ❜ ❛  nothing is worth losing you.  ❜ ❛  I’m right here, okay? we’re going to get out of this. together.  ❜ ❛  just hold on a little longer.  ❜ ❛  (name)? stay with me! don’t fall asleep!  ❜ ❛  you want me, right? so hurt me, and leave them alone!  ❜ ❛  do it, then. i don’t care what happens to them.  ❜ ❛  you’re worth protecting.  ❜ ❛  just let them go. it’s me that you want. they didn’t do anything / they don’t know anything.  ❜
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒
[  CHAIR  ]   receiver’s muse wakes up tied to a chair and finds the sender’s muse sat in front of them, waiting for them to wake up. [  CHAINS  ]   receiver’s muse wakes up with their arms chained above their heads and sender’s muse is standing in front of them, waiting for them to wake up. [  HYDRATE  ]   after some time of torturing, sender’s muse offer’s receiver's muse a drink of water. [  DROWN  ]   deciding to switch tactics, sender’s muse shoves receiver’s muses’ head underwater to deprive them of oxygen. [  BRAND  ]   sender’s muse burns receiver’s muse with a hot iron. [  ELECTRIC  ]   sender’s muse electrocutes receiver’s muse. [  STRUGGLE  ]   with receiver's muse struggling against sender’s muse, sender’s muse hurts them to put them back in their place [  WAKE UP  ]   just as receiver’s muse falls asleep, sender’s muse pours cold water over them. [  CLEAN UP  ]   stuck in the same scenario, sender’s muse helps to clean to receiver’s muse’s wounds. [  BREAK OUT  ]   it’s been some time but the captive has finally broken free. receiver’s muse gets some revenge on sender’s muse.
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sharkuda-prompt-meme · 4 months ago
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IT'S NICE TO BE WANTED: A SAN JOSE SHARKS PROMPT MEME FOR '24-'25 SEASON
Landed at the bottom of the Mariana Trench for Macklin and there’s nowhere to go from here but up. Sharkies, assemble: the Sharkuda prompt meme is back and it’s open ALL SEASON.
🦈 Schedule 🦈 Prompts open: Now ✨ Posting opens: November 10 Soft Deadline #1: February 12 Soft Deadline #2: Western Conference Final end 2025 Collection closes: June 30
🦈 How this works 🦈 This year we’re keeping the prompt meme open all season long. Prompting opens the day of the Sharks' Home Opener on October 10 and the collection closes on June 30. The collection opens for posting on November 10, but this is not a hard deadline! There are instead two soft deadlines for you to work for: 4 Nations Cup 2025 and the conclusion of the Western Conference Finals 2025. There is a hard deadline of June 30, at which point, the collection will close for posting and prompting.
🦈Prompts & Fills 🦈
Leave at least one but no more than 50 prompts. Pairing prompts must include at least one member of San Jose Sharks, San Jose Barracuda, or Wichita Thunder organizations, past or present. General, non-pairing prompts must involve the team, franchise, or the Bay Area in some way.
All fills welcomed - fic, art, podfic, poetry, fanmixes, creative nonfiction, whatever you can think of! Fic must be a minimum of 100 words and all other works must be equivalent effort. Fills must include at least one member of the Sharks, Barracuda, or Thunder organizations at any time in franchise history.
FAQ
RULES
Questions? DM or send an ask.
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juicywritinghoard · 9 months ago
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a few more prompts
This crime is going almost too well?
Can you play with my hair? 
Of all the people to body swap with. Of all the days. 
This is no time for cute cat pictures and heart emojis!!!
And ANOTHER THING. Zombies-
Hey. Honestly? [deep breath] [SCREAMS]
Nothing like yard sale drama and intrigue! 
I did not see your text. Actually I can't read. It's very sad. Sudden onset adult illiteracy is very real-
Do not put it in your mouth! 
I know I got in trouble for buying them a very cool toy last time, but hear me out. 
Bite me. You gotta.
I am not eating this raw, actually. Nope.
How long did it take you to make that for me? NO I am not crying 
You drive me insane. Obviously I would go to hell for you 
What does this button do? I gotta know
Sword fighting is even more charged than I expected and I was not prepared 
I know you grew up in a wet cardboard box all alone but I cannot believe you have not experienced this. I think we have to, right now,  immediately 
We both showed up alone to the couples cake decorating class, so obviously-
Oops! Run
It hurts, but it rules
After a bad day, what we really need is some chocolate and violence.
Meow? Are you kidding me? 
Oh don't even get me STARTED on monsters- 
Pick your battles. As in let go of some of them please I swear you cannot fight it all
You know that object from the thrift store we thought was haunted? Haha so guess what,
Good chances we all die. Counterpoint, everyone who lives gets ice cream with sprinkles, so gear up!
I think I pretty explicitly said not to get it on the carpet.
So your mic wasn't off,
Please dress up with me? Please please please?
It isn't my blood. Don't get it twisted 
Can we kiss behind the mini golf windmill one more time? 
Magic is real, it just looks fake. 
Quick! Propose to me! Also, what's your name? 
We have to get you a new super costume.
You're enchanting. You're resplendent. You're a little bit on fire,
I gotta be honest. I have no idea what's going on and I think I waited too long to say so. Sorry?
Why do they have cat ears? They're supposed to be DEAD
I have normal feelings about this. And regular opinions. And I'm vibrating a reasonable amount.
Help, help, I'm not supposed to be in this universe!! 
I will help you ruin your hair, obviously, but you have to tell me what's going on. 
You wore that to the funeral?? 
Baking is science. Wizardry is science. You know what isn't science? 
Tired, angry, and covered in spaghetti sauce, and here I am at your door. But I can explain?
Bear. Seriously 
gonna destroy you and end your legacy forever xoxo <3
Nothing could possibly make me laugh right now. Don't you dare start doing silly voices at me. 
You know what this giant fancy crystal is good for? Blunt force head trauma 
I know it's super dangerous but when your eyes glow like that I can't focus on the battle at all…
Life finds a way?
Fighting? No, no, we're having a great time arguing about this. 
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desertfangs · 5 months ago
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“ how did you get this scar? ” (for Daniel/Armand if you're still accepting!)
I know it seems like I forgot these but I'm swear I'm still working on them! Work has been a beast and also I'm in the process of moving (!!) so my life is sheer chaos rn. Anyhow, this prompt inspired this little slice of life moment and I hope you enjoy it! It's about 1075 words.
Daniel shifts in the bed, groggy and half-asleep, but as he turns over, he brushes against Armand, who is still there beside him. He’s laying on his side, his amber eyes watching Daniel with a stark intensity, auburn curls stark against the white pillowcase. 
It’s not the first time they’ve shared a bed but it’s the first time since they arrived in London, since Armand gave him an electric taste of his blood and he stopped running. It feels strange, somehow, but also comfortable. 
“Hi,” Daniel says, since Armand is still staring at him. Armand says nothing. Daniel feels that familiar twinge of uncertainty. “Sorry, I must have fallen asleep.” 
“You always get groggy once you’ve reached completion,” Armand says. 
Daniel laughs, delighted by the fact that he knows that about him. Such an intimate thing to say! Four years of running and yet Armand knows him better than anyone else. 
“Yeah, well, your touch is soothing.” He reaches over and rubs Armand’s arm, his warm fingers dancing over the vampire’s cool, pale skin. Armand smiles at him. It’s such a warm, genuine smile that Daniel’s heart soars. 
Daniel moves closer and kisses him, their tongues entwining. When they part, he sits up, leaning against the headboard. A thin sheet covers his legs and hips, though at this point, Armand has seen every part of him too many times to count. “Do you ever sleep in a bed? In the daytime I mean?” 
“No,” Armand says. The smile slowly fades from his face. He looks at the window so Daniel looks at the clock on the bedside table. It’s almost five am. Still early. Late. Whatever. There’s time before sunrise. 
“Always a coffin then? Or a casket? There’s a difference, isn’t there?” 
“Yes.” 
“Yes to which part?” Daniel asks, exasperated at how Armand can say so little, even now that they’re sharing a bed and apartment. Well, during the night, anyhow. And during the day, Daniel is usually passed out and Armand is sleeping god only knows where.  
Armand sits up and smooths his hand down Daniel’s shoulder, along his torso, and stops at his hip. His hand is cool, the warmth of whatever blood he drank earlier faded from him. His body is rigid but his hands can be so soft and they feel like velvet as they trail over his naked body. Armand stops at Daniel’s thigh, just above the knee. He touches a mark on Daniel’s skin. “How did you get this scar?” 
It’s barely a scar now, just a little white patch just under his knee. But Armand is watching him curiously, waiting for the answer.
“I was seven years old and I was trying to do tricks on my bike. The bike went out from under me and I landed on this piece of broken glass that was in the street. My sister ran and got my parents. My dad grabbed me and stood me up but then my mom saw my leg was covered in blood and screamed. The glass was sticking out of my leg and my mom and dad fought about whether or not to remove it.”
“Did it hurt?” Armand’s finger pokes at the spot, long healed.
“A little. I think I was in shock. We went to the hospital and they took the glass out and then I got stitches. It hurt after, I remember that. But mostly I was scared because my mom was so freaked out and I remember asking if I was going to die, and the doctor laughed but my mom looked like she actually thought I might.” 
He shakes his head at the memory, the way the horror on his mother’s face had tugged something loose inside him, some primal fear he’d never felt before. The silence hangs between them. Daniel grabs the pack of cigarettes from the night stand and lights one. 
“What about you, do you have any scars? Or did you, before immortality smoothed them away?” 
Armand doesn’t answer. He keeps staring at the little white mark on Daniel’s leg. Then he bends down and kisses it, his lips feather soft. It sends tingles up Daniel’s spine. He slides into Daniel’s lap and removes the cigarette from his lips, replacing it with his mouth. Daniel doesn’t complain. He kisses him passionately, letting Armand’s fangs scrape against his tongue as he delves into his cool mouth. He imagines those fangs scraping over his throat, this thigh, his ankle. 
You could scar me, Daniel thinks. The thought is unbidden, the sort of thing that comes to mind in the throes of passion. But the idea of Armand leaving some sort of mark on him with his fangs is hot as hell. He imagines Armand biting him somewhere—the meat of his thigh, his upper arm—and not healing the wound. His pulse races. 
Armand pulls back out of the kiss, his face so close that Daniel can still feel him there. His eyes are huge and he tilts his head, as if trying to figure something out. 
And then he pulls away from Daniel, climbing off of him. He stands and collects his shirt from where Daniel had tossed it on the floor. 
“Leaving already?” Daniel tries to sound casual, like he’s not bothered at Armand having to go, but in truth, his heart aches at the thought. 
Armand nods toward the window. There is more color in the sky and it is inching toward sunrise. Daniel sighs. He wants to go with Armand, to slip into his coffin and curl against him for the day. 
Armand comes back to the bed and kisses him again, his mouth gentle against Daniel’s. “Sleep, beloved. I’ll be back at sunset.”
Armand is gone in a flash, almost as quick as a puff of smoke, like the wisp of it trailing from the tip of the cigarette Armand set, still burning, in the ashtray. He picks it up and brings it to his lips.
He touches his neck where four years prior, Louis bit him. There’s no mark left, no scar, just the memory of Louis’ fangs in his throat, holding him as he drank. No mark from where Armand drank from him just a week ago in Pompeii. And yet both nights sent him careening in a whole new direction and changed his life completely. 
 He thinks it’s funny how something can leave a lasting mark with no outward sign. 
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