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#Prem's GOAT
soggycheeseuwu · 2 months
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The year is 2017, times are about to get vulnerable, Gerrard has left, Coutinho's about to leave, shaky team altogether but Klopp has something in mind. In comes a young 25 years old lad from rome, Salah he is. The guy scored and assisted 10+ goals in his last season for roma. A promising youngster and a decent striker. Can he fit in the PL? You bet he can.
Mo, I remember watching you in the first season, doing what debutants do, running from the wings, dribbling exquisitely, megging and shaming defenders. Then you win the record breaking Golden boot in your first season and reach the UCL final (hard luck that time) I've started to like you now.
Then comes the season where you play when the team is at its best. You're the man now you're becoming the next big thing. Klopp has put his faith in you. You're ready for the next big thing.
2019, you're the man now. Coutinho has left. New transfers are in. You are the official face of Liverpool now. You have a place in my heart now. You absolutely nailed that season. You are the real intimidating force in the PL. The greatest thing about you this season is that you've grown now, you're mature, you've learned how to carry the team. You are the playmaker, the finisher. You've earned the role and you fulfilled it. Congratulations you're the best in PL now.
2020, You win the premier league, bringing back what's been missing from the club for the past 30 years. You're an English champion, a European champion, and a WORLD champion.
I'll just skip the 2020/21 season. "OnE SeAsOn WoNdEr" is the only word coming from critics who have been dead since forever. Anyways, you saved football by thrashing the trash of Manchester right out of the title race.
21/22 you've bounced back better than ever. You've started to show that Liverpool is because of you. You're the one man. You're scoring week in week out. There are speculations about you leaving us but I know it's not happening anytime soon. Another golden boot in the bags.
22/23 you are incredible, the team not so much. You're amazing, the team is not. You have done everything for the team. You've worked so hard. You've changed your positions putting interests of Liverpool ahead of yours, and yet the team fails to deliver.
23/24 This probably is the last season with Klopp. You've scored so much you've assisted so much. You are the only player to score 10+ goals and assists in the league five times, ending up in the same category as the likes of Henry. You've been amazing this season. I've loved you more than ever. You literally singlehandedly carried the team to top 4. That's one job done. You've won the Carabao cup, that's the second job done.
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amazing that the world cup final didn't kill me. the drama. the plot twists. the penalties, the extra time, the penalties. literally everyone on the field crying. my heart rate still hasn't settled
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coyging · 2 years
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thiagodasilva · 2 years
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ronaldo doing an interview with fucking piers morgan of all people, chatting shit, and saying he’s not going to respect you if don’t respect him is so…como se dice…arrogant? pathetic? spineless? stupid as hell?
to be so big headed to think that that everyone just has to respect him because of what? Of his name? this so called legacy he’s continuing to tarnish? no sir. you’re a self centered man nearing forty who’s acting like an 11 year old in a mid sunday league. fuck off.
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maiteo · 2 years
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this mooing means something to ME
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ferraripoolfc · 8 months
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MY GOAT!!! Best RB in the prem and I’m so serious!! Sad that his injury is still in the way but in many ways he’s amazing! 🫶🏾
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whitehartlane · 3 months
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ngl, i'll cry if skippy leaves soon. i know my starboy he's too good for championship, that place used to be his BACKYARD. He's just a late bloomer, this season skippinho WILL SHINE 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I hope he manipulate the club into giving him more minutes and a new contract because he's homegrown 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
anon this ask is finding DEEP resonance within my soul like LITERALLY unironically i know my goat and he’s the goat!!! people forget how good skippy was in the championship and also for us in the prem before his injury, he’s genuinely a good footballer who always gets stuck in and gives his 100% and you always always need players like him around the club. if we let him go i’m finding daniel 😡
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shambolajjajajaj · 1 year
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Things I hope for the upcoming season
Bayern beat BVB to the title by 0.000000000000000000000001 point . Marco jumps off the top of Signal Iduna . RIP Mr.Bleached hair
Haaland gets fed up of the farmers league he is in and runs to Spain to become the goat farmer
Jude wins the Treble because he has to flex on his bf
Darwizzy is the goat debate settled ( he is the goat guys )
City get thrown out of the prem coz of their 92131811111119999920138401938696669696 alegations , they are now in the schools league ( Playing Cheney next week)
RL9 signs the adoption papers , say hello to Pablo Lewandowski
I saw this in another "things i hope.." CARRAGHER MARRIES NEVILE YES . dont trust stevie g w the rings though...he will do a Liverpool vs Chelsea and lose them.
Arsenal Bottle it ( unoriginal guys ik )
Dembele significantly increases the economy of Paris hospitals
Turtle boy goes to rm and Jude gets a new french bezzie
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Nah how the fuck has Harry scored 30 prem goals with this bunch of idiots. Absolute fucking goat 🐐
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meowmeowmessi · 1 year
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pep's literally the goat manager and he doesn't require a treble nor approval from prem merchants to prove that. he's already left his mark in football history in ways SAF or whoeverthefuck else you want to name could only dream of
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julianalvarez9 · 1 year
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The most talented, most handsome man in the prem. the goat, the legend, Harry Maguire! 😍 Smash or pass
bestie i hope you're lying bc there's not one person on this planet that can say that maguire is THE GOAT please jajajaja pass. hard pass.
smash or pass: prem players edition.
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Alright kiddies it's time for Tech Tree Talk! After catching up with a certain @artyrambles I was inspired to talk about the American TD Line First! As a reminder I will only be giving my thoughts on Tiers 6 through Teir 10, lets get started!
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The line itself splits at the Tier 5 TD Wolverine and starts converting into turreted and non-turreted TD lines (which isn't seen until the Tier 7s) boasting a powerful 155mm gun at the end of the lines.
TIER 6
M36 Jackson: A nice all-round TD, good armor, great gun, decent mobility and flexibility though be aware that your Turret Traverse speed will leave you wanting if you're not turning the tank as well. Don't side scrape in this thing, especially against tanks that you know have the same or larger calibers than you.
M18 Hellcat: You know what's better than a TD with a great gun? A TD with a great gun that makes some of the fastest Light tanks look slow. don't try to take sharp turns in it or try to brawl in this tank. sniping and guerilla fighting are this things forte.
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T25 AT: Now its been a hot minute since I've played this tank and from what I remember it was fine TD. Good 105mm top gun, nice top speed and decent armor that could bounce if you used the 10 degrees of gun depression.
T25/2: I skipped this one because to me it was a bigger Jackson with better mobility and a better gun but worse armor. now if this thing actually got a 105mm gun like the AT things would be different. meh.
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T28: The beginning of the THICC a glorious 254mm frontal armor and great 120mm gun making it a bane of the free to plays and gold spammers unless they go for the cupolas and even then, they'll be hard pressed to actually damage it frontally without trying to flank it. though have fun getting anywhere without a turbo charger.
T28 Prot.: I was very disappointed in this tank when I got it. 203mm of turret and frontal hull armor sounds great until you realize that its at a fuckin 85 degree A N G L E and the turret doesn't go 360... pos.
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T95: The Doom Turtle a whopping 305mm frontal armor practically unpennable unless hitting weak points with gold and the earth shaking 155mm gun. slow AF have fun trying to get into the action unless you have a turbo. great fun pub stomper if top tier. the nerfs this and the E3 took did little to stop it being a fun tank.
T30: Use to be a heavy tank back in the day along with the T34 being a non prem... god I'm old... anyway. A better improvement over the prot. much better turret with a very very small spot on the top that can be overmatched with high calibers. 360-degree turret is always a plus especially when using the 155mm.
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T110E3: the GOAT of the American TD line Armor? whack. Gun? whack. cupola weakpoint? Nah fam. faster than the T95 to boot and funny enough you can bait shots into your Lower plate if people are firing non-gold at you! though if you see one doing a dance i.e. going back and forth you can get a pen on the roof if you're fast enough and have a high enough caliber.
T110E4: an absolute joke. Trash turret Trash weak points T R A S H I CAN SHIT ON THIS THING FRONTALLY WITH A T8 LIGHT TANK FROM A FAR!!! The only thing this has over the E3 is the fact that its faster and can shoot around corners with out have to turn the entire tank with its ew 180-degree turret. pos
and thats that! if yall have any questions/want me to go over something particular hmu the ask box is always open!
I'll see you on the battlefield.
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28dayslater · 2 years
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did you get in time to see laporte gift a goal?
He did that to stop people thinking the prem is a farmer’s league #Hero #GOAT #Lapussy
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bbqbutchernz · 2 months
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maiteo · 2 months
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Vitinha or Joao palhinha
Pepe or Diogo Costa
Crusty isn’t at the next World Cup and Portugal wins it or Arsenal wins the prem
Sorry if this is too many questions
FUCK!!!
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we know they run that midfield like it’s that navy…that..we KNOW. I love both of them so bad it’s crazy…the goatery they have. I have to go with Vitinha tho…my portista, thee loml. yeah.
not this AHSBSJSJ there’s no way….there’s just nooo way I can pick. the LOVE I have for them both…their dedication to our club/nt…não. Pepe. Just bc of old goat reasons but believe me when I say this was close!
okay let’s work this last one out. So! the wc only happens every four years, yet the chances of winning the prem…happen annually. Arsenal got pretty close to doing so last season and I feel it’s coming sooner than we think🫣 the years in between wc’s can change an nt drastically n who knows what’ll happen with a team during that time. Portugal World Cup. I WILL see them lift that mfing trophy in my lifetime and I will nearly die celebrating…yup!
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