#Possum Headcanons

[saturnniidae]

I feel like modern!AU Hiccup would be really into urban exploration. He's like that 'trespassing is illegal. Okay but I'm literally curious by nature' post. Driving out to the middle of nowhere on his bike with his fuckass cat to explore aboned buildings is his idea of a nice Friday evening

[scarapanna]

Tell me your hcs without telling me your hcs/silly

Went on a wb and did some silly doodsies!!!

I couldn't resist giving silly colours to the soul jam /silly

[angelsnkisses]

Angel's Masterlist <3

[requests are closed]

♡ - nsfw → ⭑ - sfw → ✿ - angst

Rory Culkin's Characters -

• Øystein Aarseth [Euronymous] (Lords of Chaos)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (euronymous)

- Giving him head before a show ♡ (euronymous)

- One More ♡ (euronymous)

• Charlie Walker (Scream 4)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (charlie walker)

- More NSFW headcanons ♡ (charlie walker)

- Charlie asking you to cockwarm him ♡

- Even more NSFW headcanons ♡ (charlie walker)

- Birthday Wishes ♡ (charlie walker)

- Perv!Charlie ♡ (charlie walker)

- Fluffy headcanons <3 (charlie walker)

- Honest Attempt ♡ (charlie walker)

- Movie Night ♡ (charlie walker)

- Switch!Charlie ♡ (charlie walker)

• Kappa (Black Mirror)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (kappa)

- Hooking up with him at a party ♡ (kappa)

- Stress Relief ♡ (kappa)

- Weakness ♡ (kappa)

- Sensitive!Reader ♡ (kappa)

• Jack Thurlow (Jack Goes Home)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Cooling Off ♡ (jack thurlow)

- More NSFW headcanons ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Riding his thigh ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Him defending you ⭑ (jack thurlow)

- NSFW alphabet ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Him eating you out ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Dark!Jack ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Him overstimulating you ♡ (jack thurlow)

- Things I associate with him ⭑ (jack thurlow)

• Dan Cooper (Intruders, 2015)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (danny cooper)

- More NSFW headcanons ♡ (danny cooper)

- Overstimulating him ♡ (danny cooper)

- Softdom!Danny ♡ (danny cooper)

- Camboy!Danny ♡ (danny cooper)

• Gabriel (Gabriel)

- Fluffy headcanons ⭑ (gabriel)

- Not Your Responsibility ⭑ (gabriel)

- Good Boy ♡ (gabriel)

- Getting a cat with him ⭑ (gabriel)

• Ollie Sway (The Song of Sway Lake)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (ollie sway)

- Him being the best boyfriend ⭑ (ollie sway)

- More NSFW headcanons ♡ (ollie sway)

- Cockwarming him ♡ (ollie sway)

- Cockwarming him [..again] ♡ (ollie sway)

• Clement (Hick)

• Chris Kenton (Twelve)

- Mwah ⭑ (chris kenton)

• Possum (Welcome to Willits)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (possum)

• Gage (Bullet Head)

• Multifandom!Rory

- How Rory Culkin characters would kiss you ♡

- How Rory Culkin characters would kiss you 2 ♡

• Tyler (The Expecting)

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (tyler)

Criminal Minds -

• Spencer Reid

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (spencer reid)

- Him being jealous/possessive ♡ (spencer reid)

- More NSFW headcanons ♡ (spencer reid)

- Apologies ♡ (spencer reid)

ATSV -

• Hobie Brown

- NSFW headcanons ♡ (hobie brown)

- Drunk!Hobie ♡ (hobie brown)

• Miguel O'hara

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[maochira]

Lorenzo likes to imitate the noises of any animal you come across or show him a picture of because he likes to make you laugh with it. It's stupid and silly and sometimes slightly embarrassing when you're in public, but Lorenzo doesn't care. If there's a cat he will go meow meow and if there's a dog he will go woof woof because seeing you giggle about it makes him so happy. He also tries to talk to the animals and you think that's also to make you laugh, but he's genuinely trying to communicate with those animals. He's convinced one day he can hold an entire conversation with a cat.

But no matter how many different animal noises he makes, he will forever be a possum at heart.

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[trashy-roadkill]

Finished that Shelly model I've been keeping on the back burner, featuring a low poly n low quality dino skull lmaoo

[aromantic-pantyanarchy]

Aw hell, someone call animal control, there's a fuckin aro running around.

I didn't really have any plans for... Wednesday. But I figure I'll help with the push. So here's a collection of my favorite "pest animals".

[sketchycedar]

Offering of lil guys

[quirkypossum]

i just decided all my star wars fics are in an au where the clones fast aging thing is tied to the inhibitor chips and stops when the chip is damaged or removed

[pyrefection]

Imagine Earth ghouls but with Marsupial Pouches

[fizziepopangel]

"You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?"

(Moxxie headcanons I may never stop believing)

Moxxie was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder shortly after he and Millie were married, hence why Millie worries about his mental health sometimes.

After the events of “Truth Seekers”, Moxie does try to better his relationship with Blitz by randomly texting and emailing him pictures and facts about horses.

He was psychologically and verbally abused by Chaz through their relationship.

Due to the events from the harvest moon festival, he is afraid of sharks.

His mother played classical music and would rock him or hum different musical numbers as she put him to bed before she disappeared. Moxxie’s love for the classical sounds  and theater numbers stayed and he feels closer to her when he plays them or watches a play he thinks she would like.

He’s picky about who he kills because half of him feels like his mother would be disappointed in him for hurting someone innocent, and the other half of him feels dangerously close to his father when he kills with little to no thought. Both of those feelings make him slightly sick.

Moxxie does drag at a bar on weekends & he kills every performance.

He makes the best strawberry macarons.

After a serious conversation about eating disorders with Loona, Moxxie started keeping extra snacks around the office to encourage her to eat because no matter how they act toward one another, he really does consider her family and the thought of her hurting that way hurts him.

Blitz is listed as his 2nd emergency contact when he fills out all documents.

He befriended Collin (the sheep cherub) when he ran into him living on the streets in hell after he and the other cherubs were kicked out of heaven. Moxxie helped him find a place to stay and Collin is at every drag event Moxxie does to cheer him on but Moxxie is still trying to get him to participate some time.

When he and Millie have a child of their own, Moxxie goes to Blitz for parenting advice. This is the 1st time he openly admits that he’s always admired what a good dad Blitz tried to be to Loona.

As Moxxie and Loona’s friendship gets better, Loona slowly pulls him into different music genres that she listens to. He hasn’t found a favorite band, but he finds himself humming rock toons while brushing his teeth sometimes.

Moxxie was diagnosed with autism. He makes a good assassin because weapons and combat have been one of his hyper fixations since he was a child so he’s always been good working with weapons and he enjoys it.

After the harvest moon festival, Moxxie has thought about looking into his family history in the wrath ring to see if he still has family from his mom’s side there.

Bonus:

Moxxie finds out after the events of "Spring Broken" that he is actually ¼ possum.

[aka-trashrat]

Lieutenant N-7, aka Mereel Skirata. Unrepentant rascal.

[sleeplessgreaser]

Me with Two-Bit:

[your-fav-is-a-therian]

Kenny McCormick from South Park is a Opossum Therian!

[moldygreenblue]

headcanons regarding the man over there + some others

When I wrote this fanfic of TMOT's perspective of the beginning of the Jellicle Bal and this semi-related fic that includes Old Possum lore, I also wrote half-baked headcanons for him and others as minor background/character details. I ended up expanding on them, and I like what I came up with.

The Man Over There

Name: Thomas [Frank] Stephens. He doesn’t like it when people call him Tom or Tommy, unless said people are family or his close friends.

Age: ~40

Family: Younger sister Anne (~36, nurse), and his mother Esmé (~74, retired actress). Anne has a cat, Apricot. Thomas considers Apricot family, depending on who he’s talking.

Occupation: Veterinarian. Thomas enjoys taking care of animals and seeing their owners’ happy faces (if the owners are pleasant and actually care for their pets).

Due to being a vet, Anne jokingly asks Thomas if she ever goes to his workplace, he should give her a discount (Anne actually takes Apricot to a different vet clinic).

Is the man who threw the boot down during Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats. How did Thomas get the flat that resides over/near the Junkyard? The price was a steal and affordable, sold to Thomas by Mr. Farber, a Man in White Spats…

Frequents pubs. Main two are The Victoria and Westminster Arms (but Thomas met Mr. Faber at The Princess Louise). At any pub, he asks for gin (neat), a gin fizz, gin and tonic, or a Freddie Bartholomew mocktail (he doesn’t care if he gets stares).

Originally wanted to be in theatre (acting, singing), but Thomas eventually realize it wasn’t for him. His preforming skills are as good as he was back in the days.

Headcanons Regarding The Man Over There's Sister, Anne

Name: Anne [Helen] Stephens. Anne doesn’t have a nickname. While her family does call her ‘Annie’ it’s said when the situation/topic is serious, or to help calm her down.

Age: ~36

Family: Older brother Thomas (~40, veterinarian), her mother Esmé (~74, retired actress), and cat Apricot [Jellylorum].

Occupation: Nurse. Anne told her family when younger due to her fear of blood, she will never work in a medical feel. Anne grew out of said fear, and here she is now.

Anne is something of a ‘no hesitating’ sort of person. She will do or jump into action without any second thought (most of the time).

Knows how to play the guitar and piano. Anne loves to play covers of pop songs, mainly from the 60s and 70s, though she can play older (and newer) songs if she tries.

Anne loves a good story, be it told to her at a pub or café, or reading said story in a book on the sofa or bed. Anne could be caught up in a book for hours if she doesn’t set an alarm that limits her reading time.

Anne is 100% certain Apricot is supernatural, having once her heard talk on a full moon.

Headcanons Regarding The Man in White Spats

Name: Faber [Andrew] Faber. Yes, his first name is the same as his last name. This is not a joke. There was a communication error between the nurse and his mother.

Age: ~80

Family: Younger sister Georgiana Verdure née Faber (~75, retired nurse, amateur singer), brother Henry (~70, retired banker, amateur artist/painter), brother-in-law, Elias Verdure (~76, retired retail purveyor of ales and beers, amateur chef), a nephew Isador (~41, took over his father’s job as purveyor of ales and beers), niece-in-law Jacqueline (~38, teacher), and one grand-nephew name Donaghue (~8, student).

Occupation: Currently working as an agent of small furnished flats and has yet to retired.

Owns the Junkyard that the Jellicles gather to and/or live and call home if strays. Old Deuteronomy knows of this fact, and is grateful for this.

Really enjoys eating fried gammon and peas. There’s something about the combination that Faber likes. Funny enough, this combination is the only way he’ll eat peas.

Loves hot air balloons since he was a child. Faber rides in a balloon once every year, even if it means he has to travel outside the city to do so.

Wears the white spats as a weird fashion statement from an argument he had with his siblings when children. Faber likes his title of ‘The Man in White Spats’ very much.

Faber is worried that the Junkyard is at risk of getting destroyed by outsiders. For the last few years, he been trying to find his replacement, but it’s been troublesome.

Faber thought about giving his title of replacement to Isador, but he lives outside of London. The traveling makes it an inconvenience.

[neon-u-dumb-shxtty-child]

I hear you have Eddie Dear angst? Do share :o

Omg thank you for asking I have literally been thinking about him all day :))))

Eddie’s character as a whole makes me really sad sometimes because he’s really sweet but he gets the short end of the stick a lot :(

Firstly, he’s gay in the 1970s. Puppet or not, that must be terrifying for him considering how homophobic the world was back then

He’s forced to be away from his husband and act as if they’re barely acquaintances, especially when it seems like Eddie wants to at least act more like friends but it isn’t really there. I don’t think he’s super happy with it, he misses his husband :(

He doesn’t really have a default friend to be with. Frank gets Julie, Julie and Eddie are friends but Julie and Frank are much closer, Wally and Barnaby are besties and Barnaby is notorious for chasing him around the neighborhood trying to dog-pilling on him, he and Howdy don’t have many interactions as of now, Poppy seems to be a good friend but she’s mostly around Sally from what we know. And Sally just seems to be annoyed by him, at the very least in a playful way but they really aren’t close

He’s just the mailman and it never really feels like he’s anything more outside of a couple interactions

I think he might be lonely, at least when the cameras are rolling. He’s just a clumsy mailman that kinda feels like a punching bag sometimes (unintentionally but I kinda read it like that)

So I think he just has loneliness problems and is a bit clingy when he does get to hang out with his friends. He likes being around them

Also this is unrelated but Howdy and Eddie are best friends to me. They’re the only two with jobs and they talk about it over coffee me thinks

*cough* this is why my oc is besties with Eddie in my au I felt bad and he needs a bestie *cough*

[tymime]

Headcanons for Pistol Packin' Possum

(NOTE: These are working under the assumption that the Roger Rabbit graphic novel Resurrection of Doom is canon- and I don't see why not, since it's an official Disney publication that's yet to be contradicted- and that Pistol Packin' Possum is not in fact Judge Doom.)

-His guns fire wacky cartoon bullets that do a wide variety of things, similar to Hanna-Barbera's Ricochet Rabbit

-Judge Doom stole his gun to keep people off his trail

-After discovering that the gun was used to kill R.K. Maroon, he stops using that particular gun and starts using a new one

-In modern times, he becomes a proponent for gun control; because although he's a staunch supporter of the Second Amendment and a bit of gun nut, he abhors mass shootings and is especially sickened by ones that happen in schools and kill kids (toons always love kids)