#Popcorn Delights
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OP: My boyfriend said he's eating alone and it's not convenient for him to take my call, and he took one picture, can you help me see if he's cheating on me
Cnetizens: Contemporary Sherlock Holmes



#china#lmao#text#text post#stories#cnetizens#it's another delightful popcorn time#cnetz also tell the girl what to do in similar posts if the cheat is confirmed#including sending the guy picture of her kissing another hot guy and then block him#no explaination no his side of the story just block forever and break up#Other suggestions include sleeping with his best friend#sleeping with his dad and such (if they are hot)
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out of all the [collective] scheming the husbands did to marry their wives, i cannot stop thinking about all of the intricate, elaborate and intentional planning it took to deliver the bridal mexican standoff
like this punk ass bitch yang literally waited for leshan to get engaged, then he found another bride, organized a whole wedding party for himself on the same day at the same time, taking the same route through the city just to bump into leshan's sedan, paid off the people to do the swap and started the biggest fight we've seen in the show so far
mf literally rolled up his sleeves before punching that poor dude in the face, like this was serious for him lmao
#perfect match#oh and he killed a man to save haode i guess the wedding planning isn't that big of a deal when you've ended a life#also i need to be sharing popcorn with weishenv right now i gotta know what they're saying to ww lol#this drama has been unhinged from the start and it is delightful that they did not disappoint
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Just thought you should know that your art also inspired me to give disabled tyrants beloved pet fish a shot!! I just finished volume 2 and I cannot even begin to imagine the shenanigans Li Yu is going to get himself into. (I say knowing full well that fish mpreg exists somewhere down the line xD) I very much enjoyed svsss, so it's nice to read another story about an oblivious transmigator getting in way over his head and sort of like compare tropes.
Anyway, your art is great and thank you again for providing a very fun recommendation!
[sicko voice] YES... HA HA HA... YES!
i am DELIGHTED, you made my day, anons! success!! success!!!
@ 1st anon: That's why I got into it too! I'd just finished SVSSS and was going through withdrawal and I saw people saying it hit a similar humorous tone though significantly less bloody torture The difference between Li Yu and Shen Yuan as transmigrators never ceases to amuse me. And I found both bk3 and bk4 (though I've only just started) the same sort of fast-paced wild romp as the first two, so you have lots of nonsense to look forward to ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
@ 2nd anon: Yes... yes... step a little further into the trap.... you should be interested, join ussss! (is DTBPF a good book? no. is it charming, funny, and good for the soul? yes, absolutely, it brings me so much joy) You should definitely try it and message me your thoughts when you do >:3c
#everyone tell me that my art helped convince them to try reading dtbpf - i am lovingly embracing you#literally the highest honour#i just think! it's a neat series!!!#i would personally say it doesn't quite have the literary merits of mxtx's works - you're not gonna get quite as much out of it#when it comes to more complex themes#but it's like sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and just going ham#easy and fun and very worth it if you're into that sort of thing imho#the main character is a delight and i respect the hell out of the LI#bene speaks
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One of the things I love the most about Rhaenyra is that she is not ashamed of her femininity, she revels in it. She knows that an appreciation for pretty clothes in no way hinders her understanding of language, geography, or politics. And unlike supposedly progressive 21st century writers think, she can be just as capable as a ruler without being a warrior or hating her womanhood.
And she wanted a husband and children and to rule over everyone, because these things are not mutually exclusive 👏🏻
Rhaenyra did not want to be a man or "a knight and charge into battle" because that was not Rhaenyra. Rhaenyra wanted a man who was a knight and charged into battle by her side, preferably one with silver hair, a dragon, and a gold cloak who gave her more gifts than she could count #diemad
Rhaenyra was the Realm's Delight, the Dragon Queen, a fashion icon, the best mother of fire and blood, the b:tch every man wanted but only two got, a dragonrider, and the woman the Rogue Prince died for and that he wanted for wife.
All hail Queen Rhaenyra who wore pink on Wednesdays and a crown or tiara every day and made new lines appear on Alicent's face just from being in her presence (and was never her friend) - because YES women can hate each other, just like men can - hatred is not a male thing or something that happens to us women because of PaTrIarChy!
Rhaenyra:
PS: Redacted fans can keep their "Black Queen" we have the Dragon Queen. And no, we don't stan the same character.
#rhaenyra targaryen#the realm's delight#canon rhaenyra targaryen#the rogue prince#the princess and the queen#fire and blood#pre asoiaf#popcorn answers
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he's one of the most successful and disturbing horror villains ever written to YOU. to me he is my cringe wife
#Dracula Daily#Every time I see a meticulous well crafted breakdown of the horror of Dracula and why he's such a disturbing villain#I am struck with the realisation over taken a very different experience away from this book#rather than becoming invested in the protagonists and horrified by the villain#my experience was more akin to sitting on the sidelines with popcorn#Watching that freak undead old man do his off-putting freak shit#and yelling THAT'S MY WIFE! every time he did something horrible#and booing every time the protagonists got in a W#Like#I still did the media analysis I was just cheering for the wrong team.#because the 'wrong' team has a freak gross old man on it and he's delightful to me#sorry Jonathan#i see a compelling villian and i am compelled#The wizzard speaks
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Saw Spy x Family: Code: White this afternoon and it a was SOOOOO GOOOD!!! So fun and charming and the animation was fantastic!!!
#I gotta let it digest but yeah I’d definitely see it again it was wonderful#great movie experience and so cool to see it on a big screen#AND THEY HANDED OUT LIKE ART PRINTS AT THE DOOR??? FOR FREE#AND I GOT A SOUVENIER CUP AND THEY ALSO SOLD CUTE POPCORN BUCKETS#Ah it made me so happy what a delightful afternoon#spy family#spy x family#spy x family code white#spy family code white#spyxfamily
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gotta say, watching the so called career of this guy who went to school with me, decided to become an influencer and has been scamming people with his esoteric bullshit for years, crumble over fucking his “besties” ex, was not on my bingo for this year, but it’s the most entertaining shit i’ve witnessed in ages.
#lily talks#GET THE POPCORN#sorry but this is actually hilarious#the people in his comments are so unhinged it’s delightful#‘there is no love in your heart’ lmaoooo#can’t say I feel bad for the Schadenfreude when this dude has been using anything he could get his hands on for clout#I hope this woman is doing the fucking same to him for once#ditch his ass as soon as he’s gotten you a few more followers on OF please#the only person I feel sorry about is her kid(?)#poor boy has to live with these egocentric assholes#the whole thing reads like a summary of a soap opera and I’m living for it#rich assholes punching each other in the face tonight at 6#love it
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Stop not Rosalind mentioning the cinema in 'In True Delights'
We won with that one huh
#chloe gong#foul heart huntsman#foul lady fortune#secret shanghai#secret shanghai finale#secret shanghai series#in true delights#fhh#popcorn
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I want to put cornelius hickey and bev keane in a room and watch the carnage unfold
#cage match I would eat popcorn to with delight#no but seriously it’s anyone’s game they’re both so wrapped up in disingenuous identity and a slave to the social systems that created them#willing to go to extremes to be given what they believe they’re owed#and I just. want to see that. i think it would be fun#and mike flanagan if you’re out there bud you gotta cast adam negatis in something and put him up against sam sloyan please I need it#I will know it was me if this also comes to pass btw#so jot that down#anyway#midnight mass#the terror
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I Have learned interesting things about reading comprehension and the importance of clarity since taking up writing again in a more serious way…I always used to sort of assume that comprehension was an all or nothing proposition, and my own comprehension level tends to be really high so it has been a serious learning curve discovering what things are likely to get past people and how to make stuff clearer and more easily understood by the largest number of people, and even then…you just never know. Each person experiences language in a unique way and it never stops blowing my mind how that effects individual experience of stories.
#i mean I got it into my head that Turkish delight was savoury when I read the Narnia books#and crispy! like popcorn chicken!#god knows how I arrived at this conclusion though
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Played a couple of hours of Indigo Disk, mostly just running around in the terrarium picking up Pokemon I want to use for a fresh run after I eventually finish it.
First impressions are overall good, experienced some chunky lag here and there but that's nothing new.
I will say they really did the returning spider Pokemon I was missing for so long right, I adore them
#pokemon#indigo disk#either araquanid is genuinely unsettlingly large or i just got a gigantic one#i haven't checked yet and if they DO somehow come in bigger sizes than the one i got i'm going on a hunt for a max size one#watching joltik frantically popcorn around at 90mph is an absolute delight#and galvantula is BEAUTIFUL#really makes me wish centiskorch drapion and scolipede had made it in tbh :/#gamefreak release the missing bugs i beg you
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one of my kindergarteners told me that this morning she and her mom put a picnic blanket out on their lawn and watched the sun come up. thought you all might want to know :)
#shout out to fall back time change i love you fall back#spring forward i want you dead. but we'll deal with that in the spring#she also told me that they had popcorn while they watched the sunrise. very important#seriously so fucking sweet though. and she normally doesn't tell me stuff about her day nd everything#so for her to want to share that on the walk to school... it was so delightful to her...#anyway. ough#valentine notes
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I hate what almond moms did to rice cakes but hands down one of thee best snacks is everything bagel rice cake with garden veggie cream cheese
#girl online#everything bagels r delightful but the crunch of a rice cake is unmatched#it’s actually so tragic ppl made rice cakes and popcorn the golden girls of weight loss snacks#they unfortunately slap but u have to eat them like u actually enjoy food to experience them right
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POPCORN
I start with P and end with ORN what am I?
PRONGHORN
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I’m flying again so I’m in my popcorn addict era
#I take them from the overflow snacks#someone gifted us a bag of nuts on Clark butter popcorn a week ago#high me was delighted
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On of the less intuitive things about love, I've found, of any kind, is the importance of needing things.
I didn't realize it until recently, but I've always seen love as something requiring sacrifice, selflessness, patience, and generosity- to ask for nothing is to be the best person I can be, small and quiet and never in the way, always happy and helpful, self-sufficient and present when desired.
It's only as an adult, now, that I'm beginning to see the selfishness of wanting nothing.
I cut my friend's hair in my kitchen the other day. They wanted a trim and I had the skills, so I offered, and was genuinely excited when they stopped hesitating over "bothering me" and took me up on it. It was a peaceful afternoon, and we had tea and chatted for an hour or more.
My brother and I shared popcorn at the movies a while ago. When I came time to pay, I pulled my card out like a wild western sheriff and slapped it on the machine before he could fight me for it first. The satisfaction was delightful.
Someone called me crying on the phone the other day. Kept apologizing for disturbing me at work, talking about how they were bothering me on my lunch break. I was telling the truth when I told them that really, I was flattered and honored and relieved, knowing that if they were hurting I would know, that I didn't have to worry in silence. It felt good to hear them slowly come down, and to know that they knew it would be better soon, and to hear them laugh wetly on the other end. We're getting together for a visit next week.
It's hard to need things, if you've trained yourself not to. It's hard to want things, when you don't know how to want anymore. Trusting people is difficult, and so is relying on them, but I don't know where I'd be without the people who rely on me.
I've heard a lot of people say, "Nobody will love you unless you love yourself". I've had a lot of thoughts about it. It's not right, but it's not wrong, either, I think.
"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself"... I've always taken that to mean, "You will not be lovable until you develop a positive view of yourself as a person".
Now, I think it's sort of inside-out.
"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself"... because nobody can show their love to you in a way that you can accept until you treat yourself kindly, and learn what you need, and what you want, and how to ask for it, and then give that vulnerability away.
Love, for me, is someone I ask for a ride to the airport. Whether they end up doing this or not is irrelevant.
It's not needy, or selfish, or taking up energy. It's giving the gift of being wanted, and needed, and thought of. It's giving someone the security of being part of someone's life.
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