#Pokedonalds

[pokedonalds]

CHARIZARD IS A DRAGON SUCK MY NUTS

[dadjoke-ness]

Daily Gengar 24: In the drive through

Pokemon version of a classic meme

[pokedonalds]

I love my dad 👍 he's a mr mime

so like. does Sidney being my stepdad make my quote unquote "daddy issues" better or worse?

[snapinatorarts]

It's hard being a human-turned-pokemon in a poke-only world. Even harder when you learn certain concepts are multidimensional constants.

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

they had pokedonalds after this ☝️

[leggerefiore]

Does Guzma not know that condiment packages are free, they won't stop you, you can just grab as many as you want.

He's not buying anything 😔

He's just running in and taking all the ketchup for himself. The employees really don't care, but he's a little too focused on taking what he came to get and leaving.

But, look on the bright side. Your boyfriend eagerly hands you mayo packets from PokeDonald's as gifts like he just foraged in the forest for berries.

[in-your-reflection]

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T [the devil from the bible] HOW DO YOU DO ON THIS FINE [mac tonight at pokedonalds] WELL I'D HOPE?

COULD I INTREST YOU IN A DEAL?

THE FUCK ARE YOU

[hey-everyponyta]

Similarly to how Dhelmise's tertiary type manifests as its Steelworker Ability, it is believed that Charizard has a vestigial Dragon type that can be amplified by certain phenomena.

Charizard is the only known Pokémon to have two distinct Mega Evolutions; one emphasising its Fire typing, the other losing its Flying type in favour of - you guessed it - Dragon. Additionally, Charizard appearing in Paldea are more likely to have Rare Tera Types than any other Pokémon, with Dragon being drastically more common than any other type. The common misconception that it is related to Dragonite may actually have a basis in fact...

Yours truly, @ladycorella.

me and @pokedonalds live in Unova dude. we don't do that crystal shit here and his charizard is the most basic bitch you could ever imagine his ass is NOT a dragon type

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

why

I THINK THE REAL [100$] QUESTION IS WHY NOT SMALL [medium pokedonalds] FRIES?

[thegreatcrowdragon]

I think it’s funny when fairy types are really mean and violent. My Sylveon got banned from the Pokedonalds for trying to choke out the cashier. My Tinkaton tries to kill all the other bird pokemon daily. My Floettes are absolute pests, and Florges is a wine mom.

[pokedonalds]

got my dna test results back what the fuck do you mean I'm 43% zoroark.

[pokedonalds]

If you violate the dress code a Mr mime comes out from under the managers desk and dismembered you right there and then

[pokedonalds]

come down to pokedonalss we got pokè and we got donalds. theyr e free range

[pokedonalds]

Soooo should i drop corporate secrets

[pokedonalds]

WHO IN THE FUCK JUST ORDERED DELIVERY FOR A FUCKING PCFLURRY. IT IS -9BILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE.

[pokedonalds]

🤝

- @ikea-redburrow

Retail solidarity muthafucka