#Poddling

[jey-chan]

Danny: jejeje

batfam member: ... what?

Danny: i just imagined the face of the joker if i would impresionate the dead robin.

batkidds:....

Danny: but that would be rude so..

Jakson: i will give you permison and $15 for the record of that.

Alfred sudenly apering from no where: and there would be a cake if that case should be.

Cut to the joker beging to be let in on tha Asylum, cause this ghostly bird is not stoping to T pose and saying random things more insane that his mind.

[blu3haw4]

He's not yours Clarke

I... did thought of and angsty little moment of G!P Clarke and pregnant Lexa letting her know that the baby is not hers... but we are NOT going down that path... this is still a little angsty but not too much.

Ill take it for a little insight into my famous au

This entire universe is planned out ln my head but as a fic I've only ever imagined small scenes (and posted some) but can't seem to settle down on a way to write it. One heavy thing about this story is that Lexa deals with depression, anxiety, and both a sleeping and an eating disorder bc of her job, and it actually takes a while for her to get out of the environment causing it and even longer to heal from it all. One random fact about this universe though is that Lexa adopts a dog. I imagine she does the buzzfee puppy interview and there's this one little guy that consistently pushed her or jumps at her before drifting away and coming back again. She's like a month and a half away from finishing her contact with her current oppressing (homofobic) label, and she just needs to take him home with her.

"I'm gonna have to take you home. And that's not good budy. Nono, I'm a busy woman. Im gonna have to call my dad and you and I are gonna be in trouble" is what she keeps telling the dog while the cameras still roll.

She ends up naming him krasha (wave in trigedasleng (or at least that's what i remember it meant))

At this point on the timeline, her and Clarke have been dating for two and a half years, privately and secret to the public eye. When she goes to Clarke's and introduces Krasha and her plan to have her dad baby(doggy?)sit until she's done with work, she keeps trying to say it can be their dog and Clarke keeps making sure Lexa knows it's her dog. Not a malicious way, not mean or afraid of commitment, just reminding her that it was her decision and thus her son. (I used to have a fake twitter thread of them earlier that same year joking that they would get a dog, but i can't find it now, it even involves their mothers saying they were to young to be grandmas)

Clarke keeps going with little jokes like "your dog peed inside" or "your dog kept me up all night howling at nothing" (she was the one who thought him how to howl but she changes the subject every time is bought up)

Is years down the line, on a random bad day for Lexa that Clarke tells her she can take care of Krasha while she takes her of herself that Lexa snaps a little, Clarke didn't call krasha hers or implied it really, but Lexa is upset and she needs a distraction.

"He's not yours, Clarke. Isn't that what you're always saying?" She sounds more defeated than she would like, and it all takes Clarke by surprise, she paused, unsure of where the conversation is going.

"I am perfectly capable of taking care of my dog" Lexa continues "He's not yours Clarke, so don't worry, ill figure it out"

"Hey. Okay, wait" Clarke shakes her head with a little frown and her eyes closed, catching up on Lexa's mood, and knowing exactly how to handle the situation.

"First of all, I never said you weren't capable, neither was i complaining about taking care of him, i was offering. Second, i am aware he's not mine, but you are my girlfriend, taking care of you is my thing, one i do happily. Okay?" Clenched jaw and hardening eyes stared at her, but ultimately Lexa nodded.

"Now, krasha being yours and not ours or mine has never been about me not wanting him, Lex. I love the little shit so much and i have since the moment you got him. And I love even more what he represents to you and your healing process" at this Lexa's eyes soften a little, a pause, a willingness to understand what Clarke is telling her.

"The decision you made? When you adopted him? That was the first time since you signed the contract with flamekeepers that you made a decision all on your own and all for yourself. You weren't thinking about me when you picked him, you weren't thinking about what anyone would tell you, you wanted him and you got him. Lexa krasha was the first step into your freedom from the dickhead of your manager, he was the first selfish decision you took since telling me the truth about the closeting, since we first kissed. The fact that it was all you was so important to me, for you to see, for you to own it. For him to be yours and solely yours." Tears began streaming down Lexa's cheeks and Clarke calmly wiped them away, unbothered by the show of emotions, and satisfied that Lexa understands.

"I'm sorry if it even came across differently, and I'm sorry I've never said it before"

"No, it's okay. I've never doubt it. I've always known it had to be something like that, I'm just... im sorry i snapped"

"Okay baby, don't worry, i kwon. I know it's been a bad day... just remember that im here" Lexa nodded closing her eyes and leaning into Clarke's open arms, melting into the hug "I love you, Lexa. And I love that little monster and all the little things I've taught him that bite me in the ass more often than not" Lexa giggled into her shoulder and as if on cue, the tip-tap of claws came closer into their (Clarke's) bedroom [They don't leave together yet... technically, since Lexa still has her own place]

"I love you too, Clarke, thank you" Lexa was able to say before krasha started woofing at them from the floor as if complaining about not being invited into the cuddles.

:)

I've done some research for how i imagine him and I've come down to say he's a husky and German shepherd and pitbull/boxer/bulldog (some smaller dog) mix, i don't think I'll ever truly specify it bc i actually down know if the pictures i have match too well BUT the point is that when he eventually grows up, he's not too big, but has that beautiful face of a husky AND a German shepherd (and the terrible need to howls all the time).

[calpicowater]

Week 27.4/52: July 3rd - July 9th 2023 | Summer BBQ 🐶

Another good day with my Fujifilm. I LOVE this new film simulation I am using it's really so good! You can really see the iPhone vs. Fuji colouring difference in the second row for the two dog photos (Fuji colours so much softer and prettier because this filter is built on CC filter aka my fave). Went to eat at a BBQ of my mom's friend... I literally tag along just because there is nothing else I can eat LOL plus I have a ton of free time this month. Met a really cool and nice xjj and cute doggo (I HEART TOY POODLES) there... but middle aged adults drive me crazy... ugh. So maybe I should avoid these social gatherings at all cost... lol.

[ocularmacdown]

​british people when it starts to rain, even though it’s almost always raining: christ !!! oh, my sainted aunt !!! gordon bennet !!! would you look at that !!! it’s only gone and started bloody raining !!! absolutely pissing it down out there !!! good gracious, that IS a shock. well i’ll be. these highly unusual circumstances mean that i couldn’t possibly leave the house today. blimey, it’s coming down in stair rods !!! well, i’ll go to the foot of our stairs !!!

[ale190]

Son los mejores compañeros rara vez tienen menos de 4 patas :)

[softgobliin]

Puppy appreciation post <3 Brittany is BABY and I love her so enjoy (last one is a draw over of a selfie i took and really liked my outfit so oop)

[arf2oo4]

[storageforerealtastuff]

Oh, they are literally water fairies)))

How to spot an Aquarius in my comic, Realta!

[maniki-kiki]

Bark bark

[tvcat0104]

給10歲的陳泰迪： 我們已經認識了9年又5個月，去年分別做了深層的健康檢查，我們都好頭好壯壯沒紅字，你左大腿膿皮症那塊被醫生剃光長出來變較深色的毛，剛好我的左大腿也有塊深咖啡色的胎記，我們的同步率又提升了不少！ 每天都像寫觀察日記發現你神奇的一面。 你不喜歡東西混在一起吃，南瓜泥和水煮雞胸肉分開給你可以，攪在一起不吃。 我在煮今天大家吃的晚餐，怎麼開始準備你的蛋糕，你就從懶洋洋的狀態到有精神了起來（到底怎麼知道的！） 明明就已經呼呼大睡，只是去廁所洗臉刷牙比較久，也要離開床鋪走過來看一眼確定我在浴室裡再回去睡。 吃飼料龜毛的像品管，總會有幾顆挑出來放在地板上丟回去也不會吃的怪習慣。 你還小的時候曾為了你的黏TT壓力山大爆哭，覺得自己照顧不好你，被你綁住哪都不能去，到現在之前去看小花展有個作品背景音樂是順子的回家，我邊聽邊哭跟朋友說我忽然好想陳泰迪，他在等我回家😂 因為我們都是摩羯座吧，能理解彼此多一點，偏執跟強迫症頭也都懂，然後我們都是怪咖～ 我好愛你的任性，也謝謝你包容我的瘋癲 宇宙無敵超級可愛小Q蛋-陳泰迪，再一起走下個10年，你說好不好❤️ #loveu3000 #mylove #poddle #happybirthday #tenyears #teddyboy #family https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm9NSeLPzUL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thankforeverything]

Merry Christmas to all! Thanks for the gifts from friends and Neighbour. #Christmas #Present #pet #poddle #dogsofinstagram (at Singapore) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmllx7Yvrjm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[evilswag]

pig in question btw

had a dream where @lowpolygore and I owned a house pig of a breed I was certain my brain made up only to find out it's a real pig from Hungary I've never seen before what does that mean?? Hungarian pigs long for American college student homes?? one of those pigs is the most powerful psychic alive and he desires tummy rubs

[sofiiif]

Nevermore character as cats/ dogs‼️‼️‼️

(Part 2)

Morella as a Saint Bernard

Berenice as a brown poddle

Eulalie as a brown and white cat

Ada as a english cocker spaniel

Prospero as a black and brown cat

[nikachansstuff]

The full transition from Moriel to Elriel

Okay, hold my poddle, I’m going in!

I finally finish my rereading of ACOWAR and I wanted to do a breakdown of how Elain’s rescue took place and how, in my opinion, that was SJM’s attempt to switch the narrative from Moriel to Elriel, setting up the couple for the next books.

I’ll be pointing all the loose threads between Azriel and Elain to create a romantic plot-line and the solutions presented to us.

Full time line

-> First loose thread: Elain’s love for Graysen.

-> Solution: Elain is rejected by Graysen and this rejection is the cause of her abduction. Emphasis in the wording choice for this moment:

So Elain silently cried, the tears so unending that I wondered if it was some sign of her heart bleeding out. Some sliver of hope that had shattered today. That Graysen would still love her, still marry her-and that love would trump even a mating bond.

Chapter 55

-> Second loose thread: Clarification of Platonic or Romantic interest between Azriel and Elain.

-> Solution (1/3) : Make Azriel the one to notice Elain’s absence from camp when she is taken by Hybern.

But Azriel asked softly, "What about Elain?" Something cold went through me. Nesta was just staring at Azriel. Staring and staring-Then she broke into a run. Her bare feet slid through the mud, splattering me as we charged for our sister's tent. "Elain—" Nesta shoved open the tent. She stopped short so fast I slammed into her. The tent-the tent was empty. Nesta flung herself inside, tossing away blankets, as if Elain had somehow sunk into the ground. "Elain!"

Chapter 63

-> Solution (2/3): Make Azriel the one to rescue Elain from enemies lines, in a suicide mission.

From the shadows near the entrance to the tent, Azriel said, as if in answer to some unspoken debate, "I'm getting her back." Nesta slid her gaze to the shadowsinger. Azriel's hazel eyes glowed golden in the shadows. Nesta said, "Then you will die." Azriel only repeated, rage glazing that stare, "I'm getting her back."

Chapter 64

Azriel slid back the curtain—Elain was in her nightgown. Gagged, wrists wrapped in steel that glowed violet. Her eyes went wide as she saw us—Azriel and me—I shifted my face back into my own, raising a hand to my lips as Azriel knelt before her. I kept up my litany of praying, beseeching the Cauldron to make my womb fruitful, on and on — Azriel gently removed the gag from her mouth. "Are you hurt?" She shook her head, devouring the sight of him as if not quite believing it. "You came for me." The shadowsinger only inclined his head.

Chapter 65

-> Solution (3/3): Give romantic tones to the rescue, with Azriel cradling Elain in his chest and Elain giving his a kiss.

The gray light of morning had broken over the world, mist clinging to our ankles as we headed into that camp, Azriel still cradling Elain to his chest. He dripped blood behind him the entire time—a trickle compared to the torrent that should be leaking out. Contained only by the patches of power he'd slapped on it. […] Rhys lunged for Azriel, taking Elain from him and gently setting my sister down. Azriel rasped, swaying on his feet, "We need Helion to get these chains off her." Yet Elain didn't seem to notice them as she rose up on her toes and kissed the shadowsinger's cheek.

Chapter 65

-> Final loose thread: What about Mor?

-> Solution: Clarify Moriel relationship, stating Mor doesn’t love him romantically, creating a whole sapphic plot line for Mor. The most interesting in this solution, is that this clarification happens immediately after the rescue take place, in chapter 66.

Her [Mor] voice broke as she said, "I don't love Azriel." I remained perfectly still. Listening. "No, that's not true, either. I-I do love him. As my family. And sometimes I wonder if it can be ... more, but ... I do not love him. Not the way he—he feels for me." The last words were a trembling whisper. "Have you ever loved him? That way?" "No." She wrapped her arms around herself. "No. I don't ... You see..." I'd never seen her at such a loss for words. She closed her eyes, fingers digging into her skin. "I can't love him like that." "Why?" "Because I prefer females."

Chapter 66

The way each event takes place chronologically shows how each one was very intentional to create a new narrative.

But what about Lucien? Elain and Lucien bond is an essential part of rejecting a mating bond plot. It’s not a loose thread, it’s a major factor in the Elriel romance.

If I had your attention, thank you for reading my thoughts again!

[violetszone]

Loving Dog

Charles x fem!reader

Summary: you were in a relationship with charles that nobody knew during the corona , your relationship was revealed thanks to your dog during quarantine.

From this request

WARNINGS: Bad English (a little google translate)

Before the corona started Charles and you were started to dating without anyone knowing and you started to spend the quarantine together, everything was fine. Charles was making lives some days, playing games, talking to the fans.

Likewise, you were active on Instagram and talking to your fans and interacting with them about the movies you would like to make or make in the future.You both made sure to communicate with everyone on a daily basis and show that you were okay, then you spent the day together at home.

Sometimes you were watching movies, sometimes cooking together, doing puzzles Charles was teaching you  about video games from time to time and you were you were racing.

It was such a day again, you had breakfast with Charles, you did yoga, he read a book, then you took a bath and got dressed. Remembering that you were not active on Instagram, you asked Charles for help for a photo, you put on your black sweater and took the Maya in your arms , which was your toy poddle, and Charles take a few poses for you. You shared what you liked among them and so your job for today was done. As soon as you put the Maya on the ground, she ran to Charles and jumped on him, this time Charles started playing with her.

Your days were always the same but you were never bored because you were with Maya and Charles.A few days later, Charles was on the live again, you were cooking while his playing, and Maya was running around at your feet because she couldn't get near Charles.

You walked to the room where Charles on it to let him know that the dinner was ready. You didn't even realize that Maya was behind you. You knocked on the door, waited for a while and opened the door so Maya ran after you and jumped into Charles' lap.

You looked at charles and your dog that in his lap, and he looked at Maya when you made eye contact with Charles the only thing that crossed your mind is "oo we fucked up "

Charles said he had to go, he lowered the shila and turned off the live,you apologized, took the shila in your arms and left the room Charles followed you into the living room and came across  you as you sat on the couch.

"baby it's okay please don't worry we were going to say eventually we don't need to hide anything anyway" You nodded and left the dog on the couch.

"I know it's just that it wouldn't be a bit of an event for them to find out, I mean, it would be a little better to tell them face to face, Charles, I don't know, do I have to be angry with Maya because she loves you so much right now?" he laughed and hugged you "no honey it's no one's fault having a loving dog don't worry"

So while you were eating, everywhere was filled with news that you might date. When you picked up your phones again, you were greeted with a rain of notifications. Charles turned both of your phones off and put them aside, "Let's face it tomorrow, yes, would you like me to beat you in one more race?" You said "you wish, Leclerc" and reached for the game console in his hand.

[amysnotdeadyet]

I don't normally celebrate cat birthdays but please wish Poddles a happy Sweet 16 this Friday the 13th.