#Plz let it be known that I’m not malding over a fantasy apple I think I’m just losing oxygen

[prismaticpichu]

Fandom’s biggest questions: is Sephiroth being controlled by Jenova? Is Aerith going to die in Rebirth? Is Vincent… is Vincent Sephiroth’s father….?

Pichu’s biggest question:

WHY ARE THESE BLATANTLY PURPLE APPLES CALLED BANORA WHITES???? WHO DECIDED THIS???? YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS MINUSCULE SPLOTCH OF PALENESS AT THE BOTTOM IS ENOUGH TO DICTATE THEIR NAMES??? WHY MUST THE WORLD CONFOUND ME SO!

THESE APPLES REALLY ARE DUMB. HMPH.