#Plug and Play

[vgadvisor]

[staticnonapus]

Cheeky boi

[bad-tf-fic-ideas]

(336) A light-hearted cracky smut idea today: there is a brief, weird lull in the war. It's an unprecedented act of cooperation which occurs when both factions observe a rust plague quarantine so medicines can be created and rolled out for the new mutation. (Megatron is, of course, in an induced coma and infected for the duration, because he'd never let an opportunity like this pass him by otherwise.)

During this lull, Jazz makes the delightful discovery that if you get stuck in quarantine with a bunch of Decepticons, and you so happen to have the processing speed — and he does, just about — you can actually plug in and interface with an entire trine of seekers all at once. It's probably not medically recommended, but it IS a lot of fun. It's unclear if the command trine is also just discovering this, or if they're just idly enjoying the novel spectacle of overwhelming a cute Autobot until he crashes before they go right back to murder, or if they're plotting something dark and nefarious. Perhaps all three! They contain multitudes.

AFTER that lull... Prowl is the unfortunate officer who must now figure out how to discipline Jazz. Not for his behaviour under the quarantine truce, no, no. They all made weird choices then. No, Prowl is faced with the disciplinary issue of Jazz's brand new habit of "calling a truce" for three hours so he can hook up.

Worse still: this tactic has actually worked. Four times now. Because with Megatron still in recovery, Starscream can, in fact, enforce a truce, and he's self indulgent enough to do it for a trine-wide booty call.

[x-heesy]

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Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

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[bougiebutchbitch]

pwease infodump to me about robot alien sex 🥺

OH GOD OKAY WHERE DO I START

so Cybertronians teeeeechnically get 'born' when their sparks (life force) emerge from the well at the centre of their planet and are placed into new bodies. no real need for all that squatting and grunting and pushing out a baby

BUT WE HAVE M(ech)PREG KINKS HERE, SIR. And even outside of reproduction, those robots deserve to fyuuuuuuuuuck - so enjoy some of the ways that the fandom has devised to get our favourite giant metal aliens to Clang!

spark-merging. Every Cybertronian is 'powered', I suppose you might say, by the spark within their chest - a ball of glowing energy that extinguishes than they die. Obviously, they should collide these balls of glowing energy together and get off on the melding of their most intimate parts! For an added bonus, this sorta robosex is often written with an additional touch of 'merging means you feel the other bot's thoughts and feelings', so it's very intimate and can be quite emotionally taxing, especially for some of the more repressed bots out there! Which, of course, translates to fun for us, the readers. There's a big theory that 'conjunxes' - i.e., Cybertronian marriages that can last millions of years - are formed through a permanant spark-bond. You get a dozen delicious fandom tropes attached to this, such as 'if your sparkmate dies, you die of a broken heart' and 'your conjunx can always vaguely feel your emotions'. Lots of drama can ensue! This is also one of the ways in which fandom Cybertronians procreate! Merging a spark can produce a new spark in orbit around the carrier's own~ Because we all love mechpreg here, like I said. Rating: 10/10 for sappy sentimentality. These robots are quite literally smushing their souls together and orgasming about it.

plug and play. This builds off the idea that Cybertronians have internal electrical currents, and plugs and cables for connecting themselves to things! One of the more interesting and less 'traditionally human-esque' ways of copulation in the fandom, this has the Cybertronians plugging into each other and arousing themselves and their partner by manipulating this current! They can create feedback loops that sensitise every part of their body, until the current basically flips their breaker switch and they orgasm! 11/10 for inventiveness~ Though I do hope these guys have lots of spare fuses on hand, given how much they bust their circuitry with a hard overload, lmao

sticky / spikes & valves. Robo-dicks and pussies - do what they say on the tin! The difference is, there's no real body variation between 'male' and 'female' Cybertronians, unless those Cybertronians decide to modify themselves - they're all built off of the same sexless base. SO OBVIOUSLY this means that they all have dick AND vag. Both lined with sensitive glowing nodes and adrip with conductive gel that leads to a very wet'n'messy, electrifying experience. This makes my trans ass very happy. If writers aren't cowards, they'll talk about every Cybertronian having both parts, no matter what position they're in! And there's no reason for Cybertronians to have any presumptions about 'penetration equalling power', so in an ideal world there would be lots of interesting fun switchy sex that makes full use of the genitalia we're slapping on these giant alien robots!!! Or we can just write a lot about robot boypussy getting slammed. I'm honestly not complaining. I fuckin love robot boypussy getting slammed. 100/10 for those gushy, gooey robo-cunts and huge Bad Dragon-esque peens

There are a million other potential ways for bots to bump bolts. These are just the three I've seen the most of! Please feel free to add your own randy robot ideas below!

[starbiird]

silly goofy idea: a much newer model cybertronian trying to interface with an antique model and pulling out a monstrosity of adaptors like:

[wadewilsonposting]

Does anyone else remember that weird fucking Spiderman plug and play thing? No? Just me? Alright.

I will NEVER forget.

[vgadvisor]

[withoutalice]

Overlord and Trepan are so perfect for eachother bc they both like torturing and killing mechs with unsafe plug-and-play/spark-play techniques. Unfortunately this means their interfacing has a 50/50 chance of sending one of them into spark-arrest

[bad-tf-fic-ideas]

(105) Elita-1 and her female Autobots live an extremely hard life, eking out their existence with strict rationing beneath Shockwave's watchful and cruel eye. Getting supplies in from other planets is rare, and having a reason to celebrate is even rarer. It's a huge challenge to keep up morale in the many, many years since they lost all contact with the Ark.

That's why Elita-1 has assigned Chromia perhaps her toughest mission of all: morale officer.

But there are very few ways to raise morale with no money, no supplies, and the mandate to avoid Shockwave's notice at all costs. Unwilling to fail her mission and pragmatic to the end, Chromia has scheduled them all in for six orgies a month. Unspool your cable, Elita-1, it's for the good of the team.

[unauthorizon]

New arrival item at Unauthorizon - the ultimate database of bootleg/unauthorized video game consoles.

Brand: 小霸王 Name: 数独 *Featuring Sudoku.

Model Number: D18 Released Region: China

This is Famicom/NES based plug and play - shell reference model is Trump Grand KS-2523B, released by 中山市方振教育电子有限公司.

See details here.

[eclecticgingerfox]

When you waffled on a new toy and decided to not buy it. But then 2 days later it went on sale. I got myself a new v plug with a grinder piece.

[mychlapci]

*folds hands politely* do you think… do you think a human could put their hands all up in the matrix chamber if they wore protective gear or something… i need to put my hands in rodimus’ chest and play around with his wiring. i think it would fix him

i don't think i could fix him but i would definitely play with Rodimus' chest wiring... touching a transformer's spark would probably kill you, like, instantly, but if you're careful and wearing extra thick gloves... i'm sure you can get up to some freaky shit in the chest cavity. Fiddle with his wires until he's squirming under you. Get the really tiny ones that don't get regular maintanance, run your fingers over what is basically considered nerves, the stimulation input causing poor Roddy's optics to roll back into his head in borderline numb bliss...

[anluz]

A necromancer and it's cold zombie

...im a sucker for sexy stupid clothes hehe

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

If I could own an arcade cabinet, I wouldn't want Pac-Man or Galaga or Donkey Kong, I would want Bosconian. I had a Namco plug-and-play as a kid, and Bosconian was always my favorite game. I wasn't even any good at it, I didn't know you were supposed to shoot the green space stations, so I would just fly around the first screen slowly but surely racking up a high score by shooting wave after wave of enemy fighter formations.