#Please do not do this

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

plot twist: staying true to canon they paint everybody in the movie yellow

[existennialmemes]

Sorry, please cancel all my appointments today, as I am beset by a deep melancholia because there are raccoons in the woods, and I am not allowed to lure them into my house with treats.

[frogofalltime]

pro tip:

plain nuts with banana = the snack of all time, my autistic same food, good balance of protein and fat and carbohydrates and nutrition, very good

salted nuts with banana = horrible, do Not try this, salty banana is the worst and it may make you sick

[kdramaxoxo]

I love Doctor Slump SO. MUCH.

AND

AND!

You absolutely should not work through your surgical PTSD by practicing live on non-consenting clients 🤡

[swan2swan]

she's doing fine

[lycheedr3ams]

tw: minors DNI with certain cosplayers

if you are a minor, DO NOT INTERACT WITH COSPLAYERS WHO MAKE LOWKEY ADULT CONTENT

just found out this girl i'm mutuals with is 15, and she was commenting some nasty shit on a live that was turning sexual

DO NOT DO THIS OMFG

MINORS PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

[hailhydrasheads]

“You don’t need veggies if you drink shakes full of vitamins.”

“Just throw a couple multivitamins in a grinder and mix it in your smoothie. It works just the same.”

[ihavebadtasteinmen]

Why is there always one person that seems to soak in a vat of perfume/cologne???? I'm glad you enjoy the scent, but the entire floor doesn't need to! I can smell the perfume over the coffee, that's how strong it is. I've been here 9 minutes, and it's giving me a headache and making my eyes burn.

[madamemachikonew]

Because apparently it needs to be said in explicit terms:

DO NOT feed my fics to AI fic/chat bots, including Character AI;

DO NOT use my fics as a basis/description/concept for these bots without permission; and

DO NOT use my fics for derivative works WITHOUT 'INSPIRED BY' CREDIT

This has already been rectified directly with the person concerned without drama, so I will not elaborate. But please, I work too damn hard researching and writing to make my work original and good quality.

Shit like this is the quickest way to ensure I never publish anything again.

[unrulygingerlesbian]

one of my least favorite things in fiction is someone getting cracked across the head in what, in real life, would be a legitimately fatal blow, and then they’re knocked out with no skull fractures or lasting brain damage. if you’re gonna knock someone out, I am begging people to make it a believable blow. it doesn’t take a lot to knock someone out. please chill

[askmafiabobvelseb]

Lunar: *ran up to bob to make sure he ok*

okay, i'm putting this out here. 1. Please do not try to roleplay in my inbox. writing prompts are fine as long as WE DISCUSS IT FIRST. 2. DO NOT OVERFILL MY INBOX WITH THIS TYPE OF STUFF.

you already sent unnecessary stuff while already trying to get a certain plot moving. you're trying to get involved with a plot that you have no context of nor were you apart of, and you're trying to add ocs that do not belong to you.

[the-master-of-space-and-time]

If I eat some glow sticks and wiggle, will I glow in the dark?

[trial-by-yuri]

Let's microwave double A batteries together

[treeembrace]

I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.

"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders