#Please do not do this

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

plot twist: staying true to canon they paint everybody in the movie yellow

[existennialmemes]

Sorry, please cancel all my appointments today, as I am beset by a deep melancholia because there are raccoons in the woods, and I am not allowed to lure them into my house with treats.

[tributary]

you simply do not have to hand it to the butcher of darfur

[17panicattacksinatrenchcoat]

drinking game for writers who are also chronic procrastinators: take a shot every time you close your manuscript and get distracted by memes about writing!

[silenceofthewave]

( hey i've noticed a lot of this happening recently. but PLEASE do not reblog threads if you are not involved in them; especially if you are a personal account! it floods my notifications, especially my reblogs which are the most important ones. Thanks!! )

[frogofalltime]

pro tip:

plain nuts with banana = the snack of all time, my autistic same food, good balance of protein and fat and carbohydrates and nutrition, very good

salted nuts with banana = horrible, do Not try this, salty banana is the worst and it may make you sick

[kdramaxoxo]

I love Doctor Slump SO. MUCH.

AND

AND!

You absolutely should not work through your surgical PTSD by practicing live on non-consenting clients 🤡

[swan2swan]

she's doing fine

[lycheedr3ams]

tw: minors DNI with certain cosplayers

if you are a minor, DO NOT INTERACT WITH COSPLAYERS WHO MAKE LOWKEY ADULT CONTENT

just found out this girl i'm mutuals with is 15, and she was commenting some nasty shit on a live that was turning sexual

DO NOT DO THIS OMFG

MINORS PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

[hailhydrasheads]

“You don’t need veggies if you drink shakes full of vitamins.”

“Just throw a couple multivitamins in a grinder and mix it in your smoothie. It works just the same.”

[madamemachikonew]

Because apparently it needs to be said in explicit terms:

DO NOT feed my fics to AI fic/chat bots, including Character AI;

DO NOT use my fics as a basis/description/concept for these bots without permission; and

DO NOT use my fics for derivative works WITHOUT 'INSPIRED BY' CREDIT

This has already been rectified directly with the person concerned without drama, so I will not elaborate. But please, I work too damn hard researching and writing to make my work original and good quality.

Shit like this is the quickest way to ensure I never publish anything again.

[unrulygingerlesbian]

one of my least favorite things in fiction is someone getting cracked across the head in what, in real life, would be a legitimately fatal blow, and then they’re knocked out with no skull fractures or lasting brain damage. if you’re gonna knock someone out, I am begging people to make it a believable blow. it doesn’t take a lot to knock someone out. please chill

[askmafiabobvelseb]

Lunar: *ran up to bob to make sure he ok*

okay, i'm putting this out here. 1. Please do not try to roleplay in my inbox. writing prompts are fine as long as WE DISCUSS IT FIRST. 2. DO NOT OVERFILL MY INBOX WITH THIS TYPE OF STUFF.

you already sent unnecessary stuff while already trying to get a certain plot moving. you're trying to get involved with a plot that you have no context of nor were you apart of, and you're trying to add ocs that do not belong to you.

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think