#Pimon will be the death of me

[brokensenseofhumor]

I HAVE BEEN THINKING NON-STOP ABOUT HIM FOR 2 WEEKS. I AM NOT JOKING I WANT HIM SO BAD

[onecantsimply]

If you're currently accepting requests, I would like a somewhat angsty fluff with MReader arriving in Valhalla many years after Jack's death.

They of course become their prime age, but they're like much physically older than Jack now, and he probably wouldn't recognize them at first cuz of how much they've aged compared to them. ((Like mid 50s and very handsome lol or some-))

They also have a nasty disfiguration on half of their face and missing leg, which made them more unrecognizable, but eventually Jack sees a fea features that resembled their beloved and finally recognizes them.

After that, you can decide how Jack would react and what they would do after recognizing his long awaited husband.

In the form of a request this is my half assed apology about the two angst thingies earlier lol-

Jack was in a rather cozy building, fixing up something to eat. Suddenly, he heard the door creak open, making him faintly stop.

(... I don't believe anyone should be in my afterlife. -Jack)

He looked back whilst he dried his hands. There, he saw an older looking man step into the building. His back was turned, but Jack felt something familiar about this man. "... Something smells good." The man spoke.

That voice. What was so familiar about it? Was it someone he killed before? Was it someone he knew that he forgot? There was an odd pressure that wanted him to remember so badly... and yet, he could never put his finger on it.

"Ah, excuse me, Sir." The man stopped. He then looked back. Jack's eyes faintly widened once he saw the burn scar on one half of their face. "... Jack?" The man called out. He began to walk towards the silver haired man, the wooden peg on his leg softly tapping against the floor. The closer he got, the more weak Jack could feel his legs becoming.

How could he forget? His own lover from so long ago...

"Jack?" The man held his hand out to the other. "Are you alright?"

Jack never wasted any time, immediately embracing the man in front of him. This seemed to make his eyes widen faintly. But yet, they immediately went back to normal as he smiled faintly. "I'm home." He spoke, gently hugging the silver haired man back. "What happened-?" After a second, he pulled away to trace the burn scars over (Y/n)'s face. "I got blasted in the face." He smirked faintly. "I look good, don't I?" He questioned. Jack softly sighed. He then chuckled faintly. "I suppose you really weren't the type to worry about things such as this..." The man pulled (Y/n) into a soft kiss, finally getting what he's wanted for so long. After a small while, the pair pulled away. "... Do you mind helping me with the food?" Jack questioned. "I just died. Seriously?" (Y/n) chuckled. "I have your favorite getting prepared right now. Do you truly wish to miss it?" The silver haired male arched an eyebrow before (Y/n) walked towards the ingredients. "I wouldn't miss this for the whole world." The man spoke.

Jack took the chance to analyze his own husband and his figure. He was surely more different than before. And yet, Jack knew fully well that he acted the exact same as when he were younger.

"You know..." The man smiled faintly. "You look like Sir Pimon." (Y/n) stopped. He then looked back at Jack. "... You're gonna get it. I'm not that old." The male snorted. "And just how old are you, then?" He questioned. (Y/n) held up a finger to protest, only to stop to think. "... Around... 50...?" He looked to the side to think more as Jack snorted. "You're older than me." The silver haired man spoke. "Crazy, right?" The pair started to cut and prepare the ingredients together.

Something seemed so much better about the house now.

At least Jack knew he finally had his husband again.

[genshin-citrus]

Childe X Lumine lemon

Some Lumine X Child thanks to a discord conversation, Basically Lumine trying to top Childe for the first time, enjoy~

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Lumine stared down far into blue eyes as cool and deep as the oceans wide. Shoving the taller man back onto the bed, she hesitated, before with forced intensity “I-I want to see you beg for it! You… Fatui… bitch?”

The man beneath her tried and failed to hide his amusement at the red faced girls menial attempt. “You, haven’t actually done this before have you?”

Lumine blinked in embarrassed rage “s-shut up!” she turned her head away from him, glancing back with her eyes every so often, face beet red.

He started to giggle “now at least that was a bit better haha, much more so then, what was it? Fatui bitch?” he couldn’t help but smile, seeing this warrior of immense prowess, the savior of Mondstat, traveler from a distant world one of the few he honestly considered his equal… an embarrassed gushing mess atop him. Oh what fun he could make of this

“You know, you had a good start but your follow through was lacking”

She snapped back to face him “i’d like to see you do better” she almost instantly regretted her words, as a long slender smile formed across his face, that all too familiar dark look in his eyes.

In a flash she was pinned down, only the glint of his eyes towering above him visible as she adjusted to the change in lighting. His hand was firmly planted on her shoulder, his knee just inches from her torso between her thighs. “Wh-?” was all she got out, before his lips crashed against hers with the force of a tsunami. 

As he pulled away, he saw the mess of a girl melting into him. He knew he would absolutely make use of this in one of their future sparing matches, a dirty but worthwhile trick. 

He used his free hand to caress the side of her face, resting just under her chin gently tilting her head up to look into his eyes once more. “Words aren’t everything Lumine, sometimes actions are all…” he traced his hand down her neck “... that…” he lightly gripped her throat, leaning his face in closer “...matters”

With that final word he let her rest back onto the bed, moving to stand at her side, unbuttoning his coat to be folded to the side for later

Lumine sat breathless for a moment, watching him strip much to his amusement before snapping out of it and bolting upright “w-wait a minute!” she said as forcefully as she could muster, moving her leg off the wet spot that had miraculously formed beneath her legs on the bed “I thought it was going to be my turn to be on top?”

Childe glanced at her with a neutral face, “well?” he stopped unbuttoning his undershirt and leaned back into his stance casually

“Well what!” Lumine said, climbing onto her knees on the edge of the bed putting her at eye level with him

“When are you going to take control? Or are you about to admit defeat so easily?” he said, a cruel glint in his eye. He lightly pushed Lumine back as he said this

Within a blink the traveler shot up and was behind Childe, shoving him a bit too forcefully to the bed, as he rolled over he watched as Lumine attempted to climb on top of him. Not one to loose so easily, he wrapped his arms around lumine and picked her up, much to her surprise, and pinned her to the wall, her legs still wrapped around him.

“Well? You call that being domineering? Maybe I should have expected as much from an outworlder, all talk no su-” he was cut off abruptly by Lumine slipping to his side and suplexing him backwards onto the bed once more

Lumine forced his arms above his head, pinning his legs with her knees, and staring down at him for a moment, the amusement momentarially replaced by surprise

A flash of green and a tearing sound filled the room as anemo flooded downwards, ripping Childe’s pants off in a display that would give Venti nightmares. 

“Now thats more like it!” He exclaimed, his member now pointing stiffly upwards towards the mess that had become Limune’s undergarments. 

The girl looked down on Childe with newfound vigor. “Why don’t you get these off me like a good boy, so I can show you how us outworlders do it!” she managed without a hint of fabrication in her voice. 

Childe could only look on in admiration at how quickly she had turned this around on him “By all means~” he said before promptly pulling one hand free, conjuring a knife of hydro energy and slicing off the soiled underwear, exposing her dripping opening beneath

Lumine sat back for a moment, and stripped off her dress, eager to continue. She unclipped her bra and threw it past Childe’s head before seductively leaning in and dragging her tits across his stomach and chest, up to Childe’s face.

It didn’t take him a second to begin groping her rear with one hand and her beautiful chest with the other, guiding one nipple to his mouth earning a long groan from the recipient. He shifted his hips to allow her to line them up better, intent on making the most of this night. 

Lumine pulled herself up slightly so she could gaze underneath herself. She firmly grasped Childe’s hot throbbing appendage in her hand earning a shudder from the Harbinger. 

This was the one area of life Childe had… very little experience in to say the least, he may act tough at the start, but honestly he wasn’t really sure how it was all going to play out. His secret was his feigned confidence that had gotten him so far in his life thus far. Now all coming to a point as his former adversary rested the tip of his cock against her burning hot opening

“Jeeze I didn’t know you had pyro powers in there!” he laughed earning a giggle from Lumine

“You’re not too cool yourself Mr. Freeze to death” she lowered herself down slightly letting his tip sink in just enough to coax a moan out of the pair of them. 

Fighting the instinct to buck his hips upwards, Childe let Lumine sink ever slower downwards on his shaft, relishing every second he was clamped in the tight warmth.  Finally after a painstaking eternity, she knocked her hips against his, filled entirely by the larger man's appendage, and thusly giving Childe the time of his life

“O-oh Lumine~” he exclaimed almost involuntarily “you feel… like warm soup after a long trek through the snowy mountains of Snezhnaya…” 

It was Lumine’s turn to giggle, the reverberations of which sending shockwaves through her body and Childe’s member causing him to moan. “That was about the corniest thing you could have said” she smiled down at him before lifting off him a bit, the wetness making his shaft slick.

“Well I~” He was cut off as Lumine slammed her hips down with the force of a blacksmith's hammer, sending him into pleasure shock for a moment. Seeing this reaction, Lumine repeated the action, ever so slowly moving further up his member. 

The look of pure ecstasy on both of their faces was telling enough, Childe gripped what ever he could above him, scrunching up the sheets in his hands all while occasionally flailing his legs about as the pleasure was almost too much to bear. 

Lumine was having a similarly wondrous time, but what really sent her off, was seeing the mess that used to be the proud harbinger Childe. She quickened her pace causing him to loose control and let out a long and intense moan, filling the room with ecstatic noise to match the wet slapping

Childe began bucking his hips upwards wildly, one hand moving to caress Lumine’s bouncing teat above him, he had never felt intercourse in such an intense and primal manner as he did now… maybe he would have to let Lumine top more often…………

As her motions became more erratic, she slammed her hand down next to Childe’s head. “I’m gonna, Chil- Childe I’m gonna!~” 

“M-me too! Fuck you feel so good Lumine~ shall we cum together?”

“Better do it soon~!!!!” she cried as she threw all her body into her bounces, slamming their pelvises with the force of a battleaxe “I’m GONNA!!”

He grabbed her hips and forced her down onto him “CUMMING!!!!~” he cried, a flood of his essence painting her insides with love

“She gasped as she felt the hot ropes hit her core pushing her over the edge, she wrapped her arms around him and forced them as close together as she physically could, the pulsating of his member getting more powerful as she clamped down on him. 

He throbbed for almost a minute before finally settling back, feeling her rest atop him. “... whew.. Y-you really…. Wow… ah… oh wow…” he was cut off by Lumine rushing up and kissing him deep, slowly sliding his dick out of her and letting the combined contents of their lovemaking drip out above his pelvis. She pulled back after a moment “you *huff* really give me *huff* a nice workout you know *huff*” 

Childe wanted to say some witty reply but his mind was blank, all he could do was hold her closer and let her rest her head on his shoulder

…….

……..

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Meanwhile in the other room

Pimon sat with pillows pressed against their head, a horrified look on their face cowering in the corner of their room shaking, desperately trying to unhear all their Pimonial ears had heard.

[brokensenseofhumor]

Well, due to… unforeseen events:

Ladies, gents and whatever else genders there are! We here at BSOH’s Brain Inc. are more than glad to bring back..

THE PIMON THEORY!!

Yes, that’s right, folks! After a long hibernation, this series is finally back with its 5th episode!

The tf2 hyperfixating may be strong, but the love for Pimon is stronger.

Anyways, TO THE THEORIES!!

Spoilers for Chapter 35 btw!!

For reasons, I’ll be using the Indonesian translation for this episode. Massive thank you to Alex Scanlations and the YouTuber Taochan!

Theory 1: Yakuza?

Ok so, amidst my hibernation of this series, I finally ended up with the conclusion that Pimon definitely isn’t the Paimon from the Ars Goetia and he’s really just some guy. I know, lame ass ending to such an amazing theory…

HOWEVER.

Chapter 35 really changes everything, man. I did not headcannon Pimon as a French butcher for months just for this to slap me in the face.

So, how am I coming to the conclusion that Pimon has associations with the Yakuza?

Plain and simple:

There’s many references to Japanese culture in the first portion of the chapter.

To start:

He’s wearing a freaking Kimono. I am definitely not internally screaming in Simp Mode right now, nonononooo!! (<- me when I lie)

Secondly:

Ohhhh, hey Ambrose! What’s that behind you?-

Why, it’s The Great Wave Off Kanagawa, of course!

I’ll take this time to list some facts about this piece of art:

It was painted in 1831

This technically isn’t a painting, it is a Ukiyo-e Woodblock print (a genre of Japanese art that is made with, well… woodblocks.)

It is the most recognizable Japanese painting ever

AND FINALLY:

Another painting, this time depicting (presumably) Mount Fuji, and below are 2 katanas.

Also, not to mention, there was a surge in Japanese immigrants in the UK during the Victorian era. There were exactly 264 Japanese immigrants in 1884 (see: Wikipedia, Japanese in the United Kingdom, History and Settlement section).

…so yea, it’s basically safe to say that Pimon is very much Japanese. Yippee for diversity and fanfic ideas ig!

So, now that all these references to Japanese culture are out of the way-

How is Pimon related to the Yakuza?

Well, for a starter point, Pimon literally owns a black market that sells narcotics and weapons.

There is also the fact that the Yakuza is dated back to the 17th Century, while the manga takes place in the 19th.

So, it’s very much possible that Pimon is operating his own business with the help of Arthur, while his “family” is operating back in Japan or elsewhere around the world.

Theory 2: Death foreshadowed?

If this one is true I’m going into a mental spiral, I’m genuinely serious. I’ve had full on mental breakdowns over this goddamn fictional man not appearing in chapters. If Fukui Takumi kills him off, I’m killbinding.

In these 2 panels, Ambrose (the white chess piece) is beating Pimon (the black chess piece) in a game of chess.

And it’s the way that the second is dramatized that has me rolling. The dramatic shadows, the way it looks like the black chess piece is melting into the board… dear god.

I’m just… ugh. Fukui Takumi, if you kill Pimon, you will not hear the end of it, courtesy of me.

And folks, that is it for today! We hope you enjoyed the grand return of The Pimon Theory, and we’ll see you again on episode 6! Sayonara!