#Pimon JTR Jikenbo

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This is more of a compilation of translations than a Pimon theory episode but FUCK IT

Spoilers btw

SO WHEN ARTHUR WALKED INTO THE ROOM… PIMON THROW EVERYONE UNDER THE DAMN BUS 😭😭😭

PIMON #1 ARTHUR MEATRIDER. GLIZZY GOBBLER EVEN.

Arthur im hella jealous tell me your secrets on how to get this old man on his knees for me pls and thx

JASPER GETS IT. HE UNDERSTANDS. HELL YEA!!!

PIMON HAD A WHOLE ASS ALARM FOR THE HOLY GRAIL BRO 😭😭😭😭 JUST LIKE I SAID, PIMON #1 ARTHUR SIMP

BRO WENT FULL SIMP HERE BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ARTHUR WHAT TYPE OF RIZZ DO YOU HAVE THAT A WHOLE 300 YEAR OLD GILF IS GLAZING YOU RELIGIOUSLY no really tell me I need to know, hell give me a full guide-

WHY WAS ARTHUR SO POLITE HERE HELLO HE LITERALLY JUST TORE OFF WAKE’S ARM??? DOES HE PITY WAKE??? IS HE JUST LIKE THIS??

And those are all the images I can put in one post on the app ladies, gents and theys, see yall when I have the energy to make an actual theory

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I COME FORTH WITH MY REQUEST

Any of the Pimon group characters available with an s/o that LOVES them through the moon and back. Like, they don’t even focus on themselves and only on their beloved criminal bf. Like they hype them up literally everything they do.

Youre awesome btw <3

I'm awesome-? Well, thank you- You're breathtaking HH-

Anyways... keep sending em in I'm craving to write more about Morton-

𝒫𝒾𝓂ℴ𝓃：

Honestly... he doesn't know how he ended up with you in full. Especially with how supportive you were. Even with how old Pimon may seem, as well as you, you're always so supportive over him.

No matter the decision. No matter how deadly it may seem as to why he got his own title of "The King of Corpses." You're always there for him.

It's a silent fear that he feels himself going through. He may not make a reaction to it other than a small nod or a small look towards you, but whenever he hears you cheering for him, he feels warm inside.

You know of what he does, and yet you still do it. You still cheer him on.

The silent worry that peers over him is for you. That people will know that you're special to him, and that people will know just how much he'd do things for you. Just how he feels for you in general.

He put his neutral face up for a reason. So if it ends up not amounting to shit if you get harmed, it will be hell in London.

But all in all, Pimon feels grateful to have you, even if he may now show it. He counts on seeing you every day, so if he doesn't, he may be slightly sour. Both to you the next day, and some of his members.

If it came up that you were sick, Pimon wouldn't have enough time to visit you. But he would send someone to take care of you in his place. Someone he can trust, and someone that knows what they're doing.

But in general, to have you by his side in general is stress belief on its own. It gives him a sort of comfort he needs, especially when you always stick around.

It never seems like he fully appreciates you until he speaks to you in private about it. His small words, as well as his own look of the slightest of appreciation is all you need to know that he appreciates you in his own way.

ℬ𝒿ℴ̈𝓇𝓃：

He's got you.

Your enthusiasm always gets him to keep going.

Every cheer of yours, as well as your very presence can strengthen him in a split second.

He doesn't like to admit it, but having someone he can protect is the very thing that makes him stronger.

It's most visible with you and him, or Hummer and him.

But he always wants to protect you and keep you close to him. You're always cheering him on, no matter what.

Drinking contest with some guy? You're cheering him on until he's wasted, reeking of alcohol whilst the other man is collapsed on the floor. You might be wasted too-? But who the hell cares? You're having fun.

God, no one would dare to approach you if you were knocked out and wasted for bad motives. The instant they do, they get the biggest glare from Björn and his men.

You are a very crucial part for him. He doesn't know how you got in his group, but you did, and now he's attached to you-

Your caring and cheerful attitude made him... oddly happy. Something he began to crave and enjoy. Especially when he realized how much he missed you based on how you were absent for one day.

You had this man going for you and making sure you were alright- Did not know what to do when he learned you needed to do something important or were sick.

Imagine if he busts into a funeral HHH-

ℋ𝓊𝓂𝓂ℯ𝓇：

Lmfao he's unpredictable.

But honestly, he's confused by you as well. He doesn't expect to have someone cheering him on. He's usually told he's pretty fuckin annoying, so to have someone cheering him on is something he's not used to.

Still, the moment he gets used to it, he's going to annoy you. And by that, I mean that he'll prod you.

In short, he may actually be obsessed with you-

He'll prod you about anything.

When will you be with him next?

Can you follow him somewhere?

Would you mind if he pranked you?

Would you mind staying with him?

Would you mind your entire life in his hands?

He knew you wouldn't mind anything at all. And in fact, you'd support him, no matter what he asked or did. In your eyes, he can do no wrong, and he hides behind you sometimes for it to escape Morton after pranking the man.

Sometimes however, Hummer fucks around and finds out, leading to him basically crawling back to you with a few lumps next to his horns. Nothing explains just how much he loves his head on your lap.

He's gonna do it again just to do that lmfao. He'd sacrifice himself just to it.

𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒸：

• He has silent appreciation for you. He has you around him 24/7, and always has his eye on you.

• He has a sword on his hip and he is not afraid to use it whenever people may approach you. Alaric doesn't threaten. He warns people with a simple look from behind you as he grips at the hilt of his blade.

• Usually thatms enough to make people fuck off. But if it's not, he'll be killing someone later. But anyways... with you, you're always clinging to him and cheering him on. Clinging all the time can get annoying sometimes, and he makes it clear whenever he gives you that slight glare.

• But the instant you stop giving him that attention for a small while, it's then that he senses something is wrong. And by that point, he'll stand it. And he will glare at anyone the moment they even think of snickering at the sight.

• He has a full on problem with you clinging onto others. Even if it's just how you are, he has a real big problem with it.

• This man is literally just like PoSEidOn. He will glare at you and the person until you stop-

• You cheering him on, whether it be in general or not doesn't change much for him other than the slight amusement. But, he may give you that slight nod of acknowledgement or that faint smirk. To have the cheering get louder slightly feels as if it's what he lives for.

• His gratitude is something he'd show in private whenever you two are in bed together. It's usually while you're asleep, but he'll keep you held close and give you a soft kiss to your forehead. If not asleep, you'd always cling closer to him, always making him faintly sigh.

• Yet, not from annoyance. But from the innermost content emotion he has.

ℳℴ𝓇𝓉ℴ𝓃：

• He's usually busy. But you give him the motivation he needs for certain things. Massaging his shoulders, serving him whatever he needs on a silver platter... Whether it be serving him things in general, it's something he appreciates. Especially from you.

• You know, he doesn't mind you sitting on his lap. You may need to get off before his legs start getting numb lmao.

• But he doesn't mind it at all. After all, it's the least he can do to repay you for helping him. Keeping him in comfort as well as lowering his stress levels... He couldn't ask for anything better.

• Making him take breaks and making sure he's ready for his next work session is something he thought of as slightly annoying. But he knew it was something he needed. Additionally to how worried you were over him because of it. He understood why. But he doesn't fully need it. But, just for you, perhaps? • It isn't exactly in his blood to be affectionate. Nor is it in his schedule to have much time for you. So he wants to make it up to you in form of gifts or the rare moments of where he could finally amend for his loss of time.

• Even if you don't really care, Morton always has you in the back of his mind, wondering and slightly worrying of how you are. But the instant you come in to have him take a break, he could feel the small gear in his head start to turn for his slight relief.

• It's ooc for him, especially when he regularly seems as if he puts work over you in general. But for this fluff, absolutely the hell not in some ways lmfao-

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Come join me, I myself am losing my mind over wether Pimon is gonna appear or not in the next JTR Jikenbo chapter

I’m waiting for translations to finally come out, I feel like I’m losing my mind

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PIMON DID NOT APPEAR IN CHAP 19 BUT FUCK IT WE BALLLLLL (aka Hi welcome to Pimon theory episode 3)

(And this is also the first episode without trigger warnings let’s goooo!!!! Spoilers are there tho so 🤷)

If it’s to anyone’s interest, here’s the link to episode 2:

Now to the theories

Theory 1: Wait how old is he? *checks* WHAT THE FU-

Ok yes yes, ik the title seems weird but hey that was my genuine reaction, no judgment please…

(+shoutout to NinkaScantrad on Mangadex again!!)

So, In our previous episode we discussed the chance that Pimon is indeed the actual Paimon from the Ars Goetia, well…

I THINK I WAS RIGHT???

Well, I was translating the French translation on Mangadex cuz it’s a million times easier than to translate the original Japanese pages on Google translate then copy paste it to my other translation app, but I digress- and…

YEA, I THINK PIMON IS INDEED A DEMON, CUZ HOLY FUCKING SHIT BJORN YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO DROP A BOMB ON ME LIKE THAT???

So yea, Pimon is actually about 300 years old… WOW. I genuinely thought he was like 70 before I started theorizing about him at all…

So, chance is he probably has the same condition as Arthur, which means he’s mostly unaffected by age, has inhumane/Lu bu levels of strength, and probably has the soul eye much like Jack and Arthur (and to think I thought it was Morton that had the soul eye…)

Also, given one of the conditions symptoms is being mostly unaffected by age, and Arthur seems like he’s in his 20’s, Pimon is probably much much older than Arthur…

Is Arthur in his 90s??? We might never know

Theory 2: BOOBS????

Yes yes, being Horny on main for an evil old man for like the 4th time(?), I have no regrets tho :]

Here is my first analysis of Pimon rack from last month/a few weeks ago:

And here is my analysis from earlier today since we have more sideways panels of him now

So yea, Pimon booba IS very likely to be real.

And that’s everything for todays episode folks, see you all next chapter release!

Tags: @incorrect-record-of-ragnarok @huntersmoon1 @roygiri @onecantsimply

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@recordofheadcannons i have DONE IT

(Yes I included Owen cuz a Thames trading company member is a Thames trading company member even if they’re deader than Poseidon, and no I totally did not almost forget Alaric-)

Edit: I FUCKING FORGOT FAYE FUCK

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Soooo what the fuck did Pimon do? I have the answer now

(Spoilers for chap 15 and credit to the French translation on Mangadex, also warning of mentions of violence)

First, we must know what the crimes against humanity are, because Pimon has committed some of these.

Murder

Any unethical treatment of another human being

Any form of sexual violence

Apartheid (Aka, any form of discrimination)

Obviously, he has committed murder (No shit Sherlock, His alias is literally ‘The King of Corpses’), but thanks to the French translation on Mangadex (Shoutout to NinkaScantrad) I’ve discovered some more crimes from Pimon.

So, Pimon not only has committed murder, but also drug trafficking and slavery (and selling weapons but idk if that counts as a crime)

Worst case scenario not only does he sell slaves but also doesn’t pay his employees (and is probably keeping them hostage, adding to his crime list)

So yea, my theory that Pimon is the most evil thing alive is true.

Why is it always the hot characters that are evil or depressed to some really extreme degree…

So yea, the mystery has been solved, Pimon runs a black market.

However, thanks to @/incorrectrecordofragnarok i have another Pimon theory so I’ll post about that one later too.

And I’m trying to speed run all these Pimon posts before chapter 19… god why do I want him so bad

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Yknow, I’m curious on how many crimes Pimon has committed, i mean- look at his bounty

If anyone wants to know, 50,000 pounds is the equivalent to 52,852 US Dollars or 926,975 Mexican pesos.

He has done some TOMFUCKERY.

We all know that murder is on that list but he probably has every crime on his list if his bounty is that high. And given that he runs a trading company, eh drug trafficking is probably there too.

So yea, the GILF must’ve done some brutal shit for his bounty to be so freaking high.

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Welcome to The Pimon theory episode 2, today we have 2 theories to dish out

Spoilers for: Chapter 13 to 18, and warning for: mentions of holding people hostage, mentions of human trafficking, and Arthur is generally his own warning)

Before I go into todays theories, please read Episode 1:

Now that you know of the crimes Pimon has committed, we can now get to analyzing our new theories.

Theory 1: Pimon = Paimon

First, I must explain what the Ars Goetia is.

According to Wikipedia, The Ars Goetia is: “A text describing the 72 Demons which King Solomon claims to have summoned and confined in a bronze bowl sealed with magical symbols, forcing them to work for him.”

(The “forced to work” part is gonna come up in the next theory)

In the Ars Goetia, Paimon is the 9th spirit, the 2nd king of hell and ruler of at least 66 legions.

According to the ‘Powers’ section in his Wikipedia article, he holds infinite knowledge, clairvoyance, creating hallucinations/visions, creating and dismissing servant spirits and reanimating the dead for very long periods of time.

Pimon seems share some similarities with the Paimon of Ars Goetia. Pimon sells drugs, which cause visions, and he runs a trading company/black market, meaning he has hundreds of servants he can summon and dismiss at any second, and no shit Sherlock his alias is the ‘King of Corpses’.

Also, little similarity…

Yea, Pimon’s design might be one big reference to the sigil of Paimon.

Also, I’m not even gonna explain this, what Alaric said speaks for itself.

Theory 2: Held hostage?

(This is where the mentions of hostage and human trafficking begin. You’ve been warned.)

I know I seem crazy with this one… but trust me, there’s a little bit of chance that I’m right.

You see, in chapter 13, we are told that Arthur has committed human trafficking and mass murder, and generally rules the criminal underworld of London.

However, when we were introduced to Pimon, it was said he ran the biggest black market in Britain. But if Arthur rules the criminal underworld, wouldn’t he have the biggest black market?

Well…

Arthur’s alias is ‘The Nocturnal Fog’…

You know who Alaric mentioned in Chapter 17?

Mr.Fog.

It isn’t Pimon running Thames Trading Company, it’s Arthur.

It’s all Arthur. Not Pimon.

This opens the question…

Is Pimon being forced to do all this?

This is questionable given his crimes, but it’s still possible.

And remember the explanation of the Ars Goetia from Wikipedia? That King Solomon kidnapped 72 demons of the infernal hierarchy and forced them to work for him?

It’s completely possible that Arthur is holding Pimon hostage. And if the other theory of this episode is true, Arthur is somehow holding one of the most powerful demons hostage, and the demon still hasn’t escaped.

In Resume: Pimon is probably a demon and/or being held hostage by Arthur. If today’s theories are true, Arthur can go fuck himself.

Thank you for reading today’s episode, next episode will come out shortly after Chapter 19’s release.

Tags: @roygiri @huntersmoon1 @onecantsimply

First theory is in courtesy of @incorrect-record-of-ragnarok , shout-out to them!!! :)

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I HAVE BEEN THINKING NON-STOP ABOUT HIM FOR 2 WEEKS. I AM NOT JOKING I WANT HIM SO BAD

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I did not expect to make episode 6 this quickly, but here we are.

Everyone, welcome back to The Pimon Theory!

Spoilers for Chapter 35

So, turns out I should’ve translated one of the panels where Pimon’s Kimono was visible cuz OH MY GOD. OH GOD. BY GOD THIS IS MORE SHOKING THAN WHEN JACK LEFT LUNA TO ROT IN CH32.

Shoutout to Alex Scanlation and Taochan again!

This episode’s only theory: Pimon’s past and his relationship with Ambrose

So, here’s what I mean by I should’ve translated sooner:

UHHH. YEA.

SO PIMON AND AMBROSE KNOW EACH OTHER. AND THEY HAVE FOR 50 YEARS. AND THEY MET AT ARMY SCHOOL.

This is… a shocker. I was literally about to write 2 fanfics, one about Pimon and Arthur and the other about Ambrose and Bjorn… guess both are going to the trash and getting replaced now that I have found this goldmine of information.

So, what does this tell us about Pimon and his relationship with Ambrose?

Well, for one, Ambrose is probably hinting that Pimon may have moved from his hometown somewhere in Japan to London in his childhood, or he moved to London solely to join their army.

And the other part is: Pimon has always been like this. Cold, practically emotionless, dedicated, persistent and very intelligent regarding weapons.

Another noteable detail is that 1888 - 50 = 1838, so that’s probably the year they met in army school.

And yet another note about their relationship:

They’re giving Sun and Mood/Black cat and golden retriever vibes and I’M ALL FOR IT AAAAAAA

So, what do we know about Pimon now?

He’s Japanese (and he misses home)

He has always been cold ahh bro

He’s been friends with Ambrose for 50 years

Well, that’s it for tonight, folks! See you in episode 7! Goodnight Europe!

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Thames trading company marketable plushies for the soul

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We be getting more of Jack and Noah but we are forgetting our star over here

Pimon supremacy

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First photo is the original, second photo is an edit cuz PIMON DESERVES SOME BIG, FAT, MASSIVE, GINORMOUS HONKER BADONKERS YALL HEAR ME

PIMON DESERVES THIS.

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If anyone wants to be tagged in my next Pimon theory post (it’s gonna involve Arthur btw), feel free to reblog this to be added to the tag list

A don’t think most of us are ready for what I’m about to say

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I do wonder how old Pimon is tho… like- look at his face

His face has more wrinkles than my brain

And chapter 15 and the few next chapters apparently take place on his birthday according to a few…

Just how old is this fine mafia boss???

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Okay so uhh HI welcome back to THE PIMON THEORY today we have a BONUS episode, 6.5!!

Chapter 35 spoilers btw!

Once again, shoutout to Alex Scanlations and Taochan!!

Theory 1: Pimon and Ambrose went to Duke of York’s Royal Military School

Ok, so, remember episode 6 where I found out Pimon and Ambrose met at an army school? Well, I may or may not have found the army school in question.

Everyone, I introduce y’all to: The Duke of York’s Royal Military School!

Duke of York’s is a private boarding army school, located in Southeast England, and was founded in 1803.

Given the year of foundation and the location, it’s very much possible that Pimon and Ambrose met as students in the Duke of York’s.

According to Wikipedia, Duke of York’s school only accepted either children of former/current servers of the British army forces or orphans, and did not accept civilian children until it was granted academy status in 2010.

I’ll assume that Ambrose got in due to his father serving in the British army, while Pimon’s family bribed him into the school (since he is (presumably) Japanese and was presumably at least acquainted with the Yakuza by then).

If you want to read more about the school, here’s the Wikipedia link!

Theory 2: Pimon’s past and his relationship with Ambrose, part 2: Bromantic Boogaloo!

So this one’s gonna be a continuation of episode 6’s theory regarding Pimon and Ambrose’s 50-year-long friendship, bear with me here y’all, I’m cooking.

More evidence that Pimon has always been the way he is, courtesy of Ambrose

Apparently, Ambrose also hasn’t changed since army school. Ig that means Ambrose has always been an optimistic yapper

And here, Pimon questions the war between The Five Grand Organizations and The Royal Dragoons, presumably claiming it useless as a whole. Pimon, you’re a fictional character, you can just say that you really want to kiss Ambrose.

So yea, with this information, it’s more than certain that Pimon and Ambrose kept in contact after army school and even amidst the war between The Five Grand Organizations and The Royal Dragoons, and know about each other’s positions in their respective groups. And even then, they’re basically best friends.

By god, forget about Pimon and Arthur being toxic yaoi, let Pimon be happy and let him kiss Ambrose, expect a oneshot about them on Ao3 from yours truly later.

Welp, that’s it for now, folks! We’ll (hopefully) be seeing you on Episode 7! Sayonara!