#Phillip The Goat

[acourtoffeyandfables]

Phillip from A County Affair, but as one of those "Read" celebrity posters that was in every school library. But also make it creepy

[chungledown-bimothy]

so what you're telling me is that these fuckers don't know what hands are and/or can't read, but they know cornell shouldn't count as an ivy

and the goat can do magic. that's unrelated but also i'm still kinda reeling from that one

[fireproofheart]

[bigfuckingfrog]

finally listened to part 1 of a county affair :•)

[pitchfork-tunacan69]

Social media

Social media strategy

Social media strategy for chickens

Social media strategy for chickens Ruthie

[heartub]

listened to the first episode of a county affair

i desperately need to play the roll for shoes system

i love erika ishii

i love aabria iyengar

i love lou wilson

i love brennan lee mulligan

[raye-sim]

tfw you're having fun with your buds then get scared and disassociate

[mgrover]

This is so Phillip coded

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

[voidheartkisses]

sheep are very jealous

[infernal-lamb]

some rushed doodles of our new goat darling........I have so many plans for them

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Lilith’s Ascension by Austin Pardun on Instagram

[chungledown-bimothy]

"your flesh is the closest to man's"

what the fuck? hey phillip what the fuck? <3

[astra-ravana]

[bigfuckingfrog]

drew them again but more animal-like this time :•) (except for itsa winnerbaby because drawing horses is the bane of my existence)

[pitchfork-tunacan69]

I don't know reverse read. I just know sweet talk

[smudgeandfrank]

✨️🎃Happy Halloween, my darlings!!🎃✨️ Have a fun and spooky day today!! I decided to celebrate by drawing lil' Black Phillip from one of my favorite horror films, The Witch!! 🖤🐐

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