#Philip Akiyama

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Year 1604 Part 1:

TW/CW: Infant Death

In January, Parnell’s son Philip became a teenager. 

Adrian made sure to spend as much time as he could with his younger grandchildren in the hope that they won’t forget him once he passes. 

Unfortunately, Brooklyn went into labor early in February which was far too soon and their son Angelo died shortly after birth from being premature. 

While that news was tragic, Melrose had gotten married marking the passage of time for Ambrose. 

Faustina celebrated her first birthday being doted on by her Aunt and Uncle which gave a nice distraction from their loss. 

Florence went into labor and had a son that her husband named, George, that April. 

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INSANITY (Hellaverse x isekai male reader) Winners (Part 1):

•Saint peter (Darren criss)

•Molly

•Gabriel (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/freddyfazbear/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie)

•Jeremy (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie)

•Susie (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie)

•Fritz (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie)

•Charlotte (Fnaf/Five nights at Freddy's/fnafvstf2/Fnafedit/Fivenightsatfreddys/Fnafmovie)

•Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gavityfalls)

•Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gravityfalls)

•Hatsune miku/Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Prosekai/Pjsk)

•Rui Kamishiro (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Mizurui/Psosekai/Pjsk)

•Mizuki Akiyama (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Mizurui/Mizuki pjsk/Prosekai/Pjsk/N25 Mizuki)

•Ena Shinonome (Vocaloid/Project Sekai/Prsk/Prosekai/Pjsk)

•Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gravityfalls)

•Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls/The book of Bill/Gravityfalls)

•Audie (animal crossing/Nintendo)

•Cyd (animal crossing/Nintendo)

•Dom (animal crossing/Nintendo)

•Gregory house (House md/Hilson)

•Callie (Splatoon/Splatoon 3/Splatfest/Nintendo)

•Marie (Splatoon/Splatoon 3/Splatfest/Nintendo)

•Nina caliente (ts4/ts4cc/Sims 4/Sims4/the Sims 4/Simblr/Sims4cc/s4cc/Sims/The sims 2/The sims/Ts4 Lookbook/Simblreen/Ts3/s3cc/ts3 legacy/sims 3 screenshots/4t3/Sims 3 gameplay/ts3 gameplay/sim 3/sims3cc/ts3 simblr/sims 3 download/ts4 to ts3/the sims 3/ the sims 3 cc/Sims3/sims 3 custom world/Sims 3 simblr/sims 3 cc/sims 3 blog/4to3 conversion/sims 3 story/S3ccfinds/Ts3 scenery/Ts3 hair/S3cc download/Sims 3 Legacy/Ts3 cc)

•Cassandra Goth (ts4/ts4cc/Sims 4/Sims4/the Sims 4/Simblr/Sims4cc/s4cc/Sims/The sims 2/The sims/Ts4 Lookbook/Simblreen/Ts3/s3cc/ts3/sims 3 screenshots/4t3/Sims 3 gameplay/ts3 gameplay/sim 3/sims3cc/ts3 Simblr/sims 3 download/ts4 to ts3/the sims 3/the sims 3 cc/sims3/sims 3 custom world/Sims 3 simblr/sims 3 cc/Sims 3 blog/4to3 conversion/Sims 3 story/S3ccfinds/Ts3 scenery/Ts3 hair/S3cc download/Sims 3 Legacy/Ts3 cc)

•Eddie Riaz (911 abc/911 lone star/Ryan Guzman/Buddie/Bucktommy/9-1-1/911 speculation/911 spoilers)

•Evan Buckley (911 abc/911 lone star/Oliver Stark/Buddie/Bucktommy/9-1-1/911 speculation/911 spoilers)

•Lou Ferrigno jr (911 abc/911 lone Star/Buddie/Bucktommy/9-1-1/911 speculation)

•Aziraphale (Good Omens/Michael Sheen/King of fighters)

•Crowley (Good Omens/David Tennant/King of fighters)

•Hiccup (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Astrid (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Ruffnut (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Tuffnut (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Snotlout (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Fishlegs (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Stoick the Vast (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Valka (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Gobber the Belch (Httyd/How to train your Dragon)

•Gus (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/toh gus/gus porter/Owl house/Toh fanart)

•King Clawthorne (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Toh fanart/Toh king)

•Eda Clawthorne (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Toh fanart)

•Williow park (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Toh willow/Owl house/Toh fanart)

•Luz Noceda (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Lumity/Toh fanart)

•Camila Noceda (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/toh fanart)

•Vee noceda (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/toh fanart)

•Amity Blight (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Lumity/Toh fanart)

Hunter noceda/Hunter Witterbane (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them /Owl house/Hunter the owl house/Toh hunter/Toh fanart)

•Philip Witterbane (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Toh fanart)

•Hooty (Toh/The owl house/Thanks to them/Owl house/Owl/Toh fanart)

•Cherie (Solaropposites)

•Izutsumi (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Marcille Donato (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Laios Touden (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Falin Touden (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Chilchuck Tims (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi)

•Senshi (Dnd/Dungeon and Dragons/Delicious in Dungeon/ Dungeon Meshi)

•Riddle Rosehearts (Twisted Wonderland/Twst/Disney Twisted Wonderland)

•The adventurer (Ffxiv/Final Fantasy xiv/Final Fantasy)

•Cloud strife (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Tifa Lockhart (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Aerith Gainsborough (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Yuffie Kisaragi (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Barret Wallace (Ffvii/Final Fantasy vii/Final Fantasy)

•Elisabeth Woolridge Grant (Laba del rey)

•Sakura (le sserafim)

•Kim Chaewon (le sserafim)

•Huh Yunjin (le sserafim)

•Kazuha (le sserafim)

•Hong Eunchae (le sserafim)

•Hyunjin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Felix (Skz/Stray kids)

•Bang Chan (Skz/Stray kids)

•Lee know (Skz/Stray kids)

•I.N (Skz/Stray kids)

•Han (Skz/Stray kids)

•Seungmin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Changbin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Kim Woojin (Skz/Stray kids)

•Daniel Howell/Dan howell (Dan and phil/mcr/amazingphil/terrible influence tour/Phan/Dan and Phil games)

•Phil Lester (Dan and phil/mcr/amazingphil/terrible influence tour/Phan/Dan and Phil games)

•Caitlin Clark (wnba)

•Hello Kitty (Sanrio)

•Till (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Ivan (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Luka (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Mizi (Alien Stage/Alsnt)

•Sua (Alien Stage/Alnst)

•Christen Press (United States)

•Lucy (Ella purnell)

•Suge Knight (Saturday night live)

•MePhone4 (Inanimate Insanity)

•Cm punk (wwe/aew/nxt/wrestling/Fight club/wwe raw/Monday night raw)

•Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid)

•Kit Connor (Heratstopper/Narlie)

•Ramonda (Angela Bassett/Disney/Black lives Matter/Black Tumblr)

•Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Ragatha (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Kinger (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Gangle (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Zooble (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Kaufmo (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Queenie (The Amazing digital Circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Princess Loolilalu (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Martha Mildenhall (The Amazing digital circus/Tadc/Glitch/Digitalcircus/circus)

•Victor Hugo (Les miserables/Les mis)

•Peter Parker (Spideypool)

•Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen (Bruce Springsteen)

•Jon Moxley (wwe/aew/nxt/wrestling/Fight Club/wwe raw/Monday night raw)

•Orange Cassidy (wwe/aew/nxt/wrestling/Fight Club/wwe raw/Monday night raw)

•Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

•Kirby (Kirby/Nintendo)

•Anya (Mouthwashing)

•Sam Reich (Gastronauts)

•Brennan Lee Mulligan (Gastronauts)

•Vic Michaelis (Gastronauts)

•Jakob Wysocky (Gastronauts)

•Oscar Montoya (Gastronauts)

•Kendahl Landreth (Gastronauts)

•Matty Edgell (Gbbo)

•Baby (Neopets)

•Jennie (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

•Chani Kynes (Zendaya/Tomdaya)

•Jannik Sinner (Sincaraz/tennis)

•Carlos Alcaraz (Sincaraz/tennis)

•Ariana Grande-Butera (Ariana Grande)

•Karina (Aespa)

•Winter (Aespa)

•Giselle (Aespa)

•Nigning (Aespa)

•Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton)

•Kermit (Muppets)

•Miss Piggy (Muppets)

•The Princess (Slay the Princess)

•The Doctor (Doctor who)

•Martyn Littlewood (Inthelittlewood)

•Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (Atatürk)

•Bob Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Gene Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Tina Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Linda Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Louise Belcher (Bob's burgers)

•Elliot (Stardew Valley)

•Tobin Heath (Football)

•Christen Press (Football)

•Filbo Fiddlepie (Bugsnax)

•Eggabell Batternugget (Bugsnax)

•Prince William (Duchess of Cambridge)

•Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson/Greek Mythology/Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Leah Sava Jeffries)

•Arthur Pendragon (Merlin/BBC merlin/merthur)

•Connor Mcdavid (Hockey/Edmotion oilers)

•Leon Draisatil (Hockey/Edmotion oilers)

•Luigi (Super Mario Brothers/mario and luigi/Nintendo)

•Teruki Hanazawa (Mp100/Mob Psycho 100)

•Shigeo Kageyama (Mp100/Mob Psycho 100)

•Kendall roy (succession)

•Nina (Codegeass)

•Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2)

•Akane Tendo (Ranma 1/2)

•Kurapika (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Gon Freecss (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Killua Zoldyck (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Leorio Paradinight (Hxh/Hunterxhunter)

•Zhang Xiaofan (Jade Dinasty/Xiao Zhan)

•Xie Yun (Legend of Fei/Wang Yibo)

•Usagi tsukino/Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)

•Ami mizuno/Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon)

•Rei Hino/Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)

•Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (Sailor Moon)

•Minako Aino/Sailor Venus (Sailor Moon)

•Setsuna Meiou/Sailor Pluto (Sailor Moon)

•Haruka Tenou/Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)

•Michiru Kaiou/Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

•Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)

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Total Vote Count!

Some final data for a true Eurovision style ending; counting up the votes themselves to see what the final placement is!

So, Who has the most dedicated fanbase?

Junichi Chouno/Tsubaki Shuuichi - 6 Kazuki Komon/Jun Himeya, Matoi Tatsumi/Yuji Kudo, Kouta Fukuda/Makoto Shidou - 14 Kiriya Kujou/Graphite - 19 Daimon Tatsumi/Eiji Nagase - 20 Shinji Kido/Shiro Kanzaki, Hayato Ichimonji/Amazon - 21 Parad/Kuroto Dan, Sougo Tokiwa/Woz - 22 Chihiro/Hiroki Nagase, Yuka Osada/Keitaro Kikuchi, Kuroto Dan/Emu Hojo - 25 Hikari Nonomura/Haru Tokashiki - 26 Right Suzuki/Z, Jun Maehara/Ryuusuke Ootaki - 27 Long/Rio - 29 Sosuke Esumi/Renn Kousaka, Kaoru Kino/Koji Majima - 34 Mirai Hibino/Ryu Aihara - 37 Belial/Kei Fukuide, Miyuki Tezuka/Jun Shibaura - 39 Tatsuya Asami/Ayase - 43 Lucky/Stinger - 49 Shou Tatsumi/Big Douser - 50 Kiriya Kujou/Emu Hojo - 55 Gunpei Ishihara/Hant Jou - 56 Matsuri Tatsumi/Denus, Basco ta Jolokia/Captain Marvelous - 57 Miyuki Tezuka/Ren Akiyama - 59 Haruka Mizusawa/Mamoru - 61 Homare Soya/Hiroyuki Kudo - 62 Sou Yaguruma/Shun Kageyama - 63 Urataros/Kintaros - 64 Sougo Tokiwa/Heure, Domon/Honami Moriyama - 65 Alain/Makoto Fukami - 72 Jin Takayama/Izumi Nanaha - 78 Kagura Izumi/Mio Natsumi - 81 Hayato Ichimonji/Kazuya Taki - 84 Hideyuki Kagawa/Satoru Tojo - 91 Sid Bamick/Joe Gibken - 93 Ryouga Hakua/Mikoto Nakadai - 96 Asahi Minato/Saki Mitsurugi - 97 Enter/Hiromu Sakurada - 106 Momotaros/Ryoutarou Nogami - 110 Joji Yuki/Shiro Kazami - 137 Balance/Naga Ray - 145 Ikkou Kasumi/Yousuke Shiina - 152 Yuji Kiba/Takumi Inui - 156 Ren Akiyama/Shinji Kido - 170 Miu Sutou/Saki Rouyama - 183 Shoutarou Hidari/Philip - 187 Hanaya Taiga/Hiiro Kagami - 192 Ruriko Midorikawa/Hiromi - 197 King OOO/Ankh - 202 Tsukasa Kadoya/Daiki Kaito - 203 Teddy/Kotaro Nogami - 232 Takeshi Kuroki/Masato Jin - 256 Jugglus Juggler/Gai Kurenai - 273 Shuichi Kitaoka/Goro Yura - 369 Akira Date/Shintaro Goto - 469 Yusuke Godai/Kaoru Ichijou - 485 Momoi Tarou/Sonoi - 534

Congratulations to winner of most dedicated fanbase; Momoi Tarou/Sonoi!

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AJPW Champion Carnival program (1993)

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Whenever commie is no longer busy and have time (and ofc would want to write it), would you be willing to make a complete list of those who would kabedon; and the list of "who would and would not say the f/curse word"?

Oh man, you want a complete list? Well, ok, let’s go show by show here, I’m gonna get really lengthy with it. Like, I can’t go through every character in every show, but I’ll hit what I think are the major points.

Fair warning before you mash the read-more: I did, in fact, go through nearly every show I’ve seen. This post is long.

We will start with Kamen Rider.

Kamen Rider 1号: I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me you heard my grandpa say a cuss. Go on. I dare you.

Kuuga

Godai Yusuke: is capable of saying fuck, but does not, because he’s too polite. He might kabedon, but not for any romantic or sexual reasons, just because he likes to be close to people and he gets excited about stuff.

Ichijo Kaoru: says fuck on a regular basis. I think he would kabedon unironically but only in the heat of the moment.

Ra-Baruba-De: doesn’t cuss because it’s beneath her. She’d kabedon Ichijo, but would follow this up with an attempt to kill him.

Agito

Tsugami Shouichi: does not swear and cannot kabedon, although someone else might do it to him.

Hikawa Makoto: might say fuck in a moment of stress, but rarely swears otherwise. He could and would kabedon, but only in situations where doing so would get a comedic result related to his strength and clumsiness.

Ashihara Ryou, the sexiest man in the world: probably swears like a sailor and would absolutely kabedon. The very thought makes me go weak at the knees.

Kino Kaoru: definitely says “fuck,” but I don’t think he does fuck, and he certainly doesn’t kabedon.

Ozawa Sumiko, however: both says “fuck” and does it. She will kabedon, and she will stand on Omuro’s shoulders to get enough height for it.

Ryuki

Kido Shinji: always wants to swear, but doesn’t actually do it. He could kabedon, but only in anger; the thought of doing so in a romantic or sexual context would make him blush and stammer.

Akiyama Ren: can and will say “fuck” at a moment’s notice. You know he kabedons.

Kitaoka Shuichi: says “fuck” quietly, when no one can hear him except maybe Goro. He would kabedon gently and think himself very sexy.

Yura Goro: is a sweet, sweet man who neither swears nor kabedons.

Asakura Takeshi: is saying “fuck” at this very moment. He would only kabedon as a prelude to stabbing.

Tezuka Miyuki: is on this list because I love him, but he does not say “fuck” and could not be induced to. He could be kabedon’ed.

555 (we haven’t finished this one so I can’t guarantee that all characters will be included)

Inui Takumi: I’m pretty sure he could say “fuck” but I don’t think he’s actually inclined to. Kabedon’ing requires a level of investment in whatever situation that I don’t think he’d want to admit to.

Kusaka Masato: oh, absolutely.

Sonoda Mari: swears all the time. Doesn’t kabedon because she expects someone to do it to her.

Keitaro Kikuchi: is a very nice boy who does neither of these things.

Kiba Yuji: contains vast lakes of suppressed rage, and if he says “fuck” even once it might all come out. Does not kabedon for the same reason.

Osada Yuka: says “fuck,” but only in her heart. Does not kabedon.

Kaido Naoya: says “fuck,” but only when he can’t find a more ridiculous option. Absolutely kabedons at a moment’s notice.

Smart Lady: does not say “fuck.” Will definitely kabedon you, and moreover she’ll do it with her leg to make sure that the situation is just, uncomfortably sexual.

Blade

Kenzaki Kazuma: is breathtakingly earnest but nevertheless does, on occasion, say “fuck.” Doesn’t kabedon because he’s too sad.

Aikawa Hajime: has neither the inclination nor the desire to say “fuck” or to kabedon.

Tachibana Sakuya: can say “fuck,” but mostly doesn’t. Also too sad to kabedon.

Kamijou Mutsuki: would say “fuck” to get someone’s attention. He wishes he could kabedon.

Kurihara Amane: is in so much trouble with her mother for saying “fuck.”

Hibiki

Hibiki/Hidaka Hitoshi: is An Dad, and thus is theoretically capable of saying “fuck,” but if he does then it means the situation’s gotten pretty serious. (Or he’s hit his thumb with a hammer.) He can definitely kabedon, but we’ll never see him do it, because that means the situation’s gotten a different kind of serious.

Ibuki: has too much self-control and dignity to say “fuck,” but said it when he was younger. Doesn’t kabedon because it’s just...not the right vibe for him.

Todoroki: has considered saying “fuck,” but the prospect makes him blush. Cannot kabedon to save his life but desperately wishes that he could.

Zanki: comfortable with the word “fuck” but uses it sparingly. Doesn’t seem like a kabedon type.

The Children: Asumu, Kyosuke, and Akira can all definitely say “fuck” just by dint of being high schoolers brimming with all kinds of messy emotions. Kyosuke would definitely attempt to kabedon someone, although he might not do it well.

The Tachibana Sisters: anyone who runs a restaurant can say “fuck.”

Kabuki: like Miyuki, above, is included because I adore him, even though he’s a movie-exclusive character. Definitely says “fuck.” Might kabedon in the process of tricking someone, but wouldn’t do it seriously.

Kabuto

Tendou Souji: feels that saying “fuck” is beneath him. Wouldn’t kabedon so much as he’d very gently brace himself against the wall and lean in, which, let’s be real, is much sexier.

Tendou Juka: you know that comic that people have done all those redraws of? I think this one is the original? This is an accurate representation of what would happen to someone, possibly Kagami, if Juka said “fuck.”

Kagami Arata: is all the time saying “fuck,” at least in his head, but doesn’t often say it out loud because it would draw the wrong kind of attention. Would kabedon Souji, probably, who would be surprised and then quietly delighted.

Kusakabe Hiyori: unlikely to say “fuck,” and if she did I suspect Tendou would take it badly (see above entry for Juka). Might be kabedon’ed, but would definitely knee the perpetrator in the groin.

Kamishiro Tsurugi: my beautiful son does not know what the word “fuck” means, but would definitely kabedon because he’s excitable.

Yaguruma Sou and Kageyama Shun: get one line because they do things together--imagine, if you will, Yaguruma saying “fuck” and Kageyama echoing him quietly a moment later. They would also kabedon together.

Kazama Daisuke: would say “fuck” very quietly. Does not kabedon.

Den-O

Nogami Ryotaro: cannot say any swear words without suffering a potentially fatal nosebleed. May have kabedon’ed once in a dream, but the thought of him attempting it in real life is actually laughable.

Hana: says “fuck” as an adult. As a child, says it more. Does not kabedon, because why bother?

Naomi: can do whatever she likes and I will support her.

Momotaros: says “fuck” regularly and with gusto. Kabedons as a greeting.

Urataros: does not use any curse words because women find them off-putting--unless the woman he’s with swears, in which case he does too. Will kabedon if it is situationally appropriate for getting laid.

Ryuutaros: see, again, this comic, but this time the person doing the shocked face and then later the punching is me. He does not know what a kabedon is.

Kintaros: is probably asleep. Believes that excessive swearing is unmanly. Doesn’t see the point of kabedon.

Sieg: believes that excessive swearing is unfit for a prince, but will very occasionally say “fuck” if it’ll get every eye in the room on him. Unaware of kabedon.

Kiva

Kurenai Wataru: does not.

Kurenai Otoya: does both, vigorously.

Asou Megumi: says “fuck,” doesn’t kabedon. Would encourage someone else to kabedon her though.

Asou Yuri: absolutely says “fuck” all the time, might kabedon Otoya to shut him up.

Jirou: I actually don’t think he swears? Definitely kabedons though.

Nago Keisuke: says “fuck,” but feels bad about it afterwards. Might kabedon from anger, or if induced to by Megumi.

Nobori Taiga: is far too polite to say “fuck,” but occasionally thinks it. Does not kabedon.

Decade

Kadoya Tsukasa: there is no question that he says “fuck” all the time. Not the romantic kabedon type, much to Daiki’s disappointment. May kabedon in other situations, though.

Kaitou Daiki: says “fuck” only occasionally, but with feeling. Would like Tsukasa to kabedon him.

Hikari Natsumi: says “fuck” regularly and energetically. Will sit on Yuusuke’s shoulders to kabedon Tsukasa.

Onodera Yuusuke: does not say “fuck” at all. Cannot kabedon because he is too busy giving Natsumi a boost.

W

Hidari Shoutaro: believes that saying “fuck” is unbecoming of a true man, but still says it if he stubs his toe. Kabedons unintentionally and then blushes when he realizes what he’s done.

Philip: has said “fuck” a total of once and then went down a rabbit hole looking into its etymology. Kabedons intentionally and with forethought, and then completely loses the thread of things as soon as Shoutaro starts blushing.

Narumi Akiko: says “fuck” just to shock Shoutaro. Definitely kabedon’ed Terui at least once, which he was unspeakably charmed by.

Terui Ryuu: is not open to questions about whether or not he says “fuck.” Only kabedons out of frustration.

OOO

Hino Eiji: neither says “fuck” nor kabedons.

Ankh: both says “fuck” and kabedons, and both are generally directed at Eiji. In fact, since he is only a hand, kabedon is an important part of his physical vocabulary.

Izumi Hina: does not say “fuck.” Would break a wall if she kabedon’ed, and thus it’s fortunate that she isn’t inclined to anyway.

Gotou Shintarou: would blush terribly if he ever said “fuck,” or for that matter if he attempted to kabedon.

Satonaka Erika: considers the word “fuck” an important part of her vocabulary, to be used sparingly. Kabedons Gotou, and at least once Date.

Date Akira: says “fuck,” but not in, like, an aggressive way? Just as an expression of mild distress. It does not occur to him to kabedon.

Fourze

Kisaragi Gentarou: is not legally allowed to say rude words. Would kabedon out of an excess of enthusiasm and then be deeply confused if the recipient blushed.

Sakuta Ryuusei: says “fuck” sparingly and only when it’ll have an impact. Does not kabedon.

Utahoshi Kengo: says “fuck” frequently and with enthusiasm. Doesn’t see the point of kabedon.

Jojima Yuuki: like Gentarou, is not legally permitted to curse. Kabedon would not occur to her unless it could be some way related to space.

Kazashiro Miu: says “fuck” occasionally. Kabedons when appropriate, which is rarely.

Daimonji Shun: wishes he could say “fuck,” but can’t quite bring himself to.  Doesn’t kabedon anymore, but he used to.

JK: only says “fuck” deniably. Strictly a receiver of kabedon.

Nozama Tomoko: doesn’t use curse words, she uses curses. Doesn’t kabedon, but appreciates it when she sees others do it.

Wizard

Souma Haruto: definitely says “fuck” sometimes. Prefers a flirtatious lean against a convenient wall over kabedon.

Nitoh Kosuke: says "fuck," but only if his grandma can't hear him--unless there's a notable archeological discovery in the offing, in which case all bets are off. Thinks he's too slick to kabedon, but he's not.

Fueki Koyomi: no.

Nara Shunpei: absolutely not.

Daimon Rinko: has said "fuck" on occasion and would certainly do it again. I can't imagine a kabedon from her though.

Gaim

Kazuraba Kouta: seems like he secretly swears kind of a lot. Does not kabedon because he is, at base, a deeply non-aggressive individual.

Kumon Kaito: says "fuck" at least once a day. Absolutely kabedons, but mainly because he's annoyed and slapping a person seems tactically unsound.

Kureshima Mitsuzane (Micchi): says "fuck" to sound edgy. Would like to kabedon but no one would take it seriously.

Kureshima Takatora: will use the word "fuck" sparingly, and only to indicate that The Situation Has Gotten Bad Indeed. Does not know what kabedon is.

Sengoku Ryouma: says "fuck" occasionally, and with malicious good cheer. Does not kabedon, but if he would like to give it a shot, I am available.

Takatsukasa Mai: says "fuck" quietly but with frequency. Doesn't see a good reason to kabedon anyone.

Oren Pierre Alfonso: only swears in French. Dismisses kabedon as a thing for callow youths, but despite this he did once have a heated dream of doing it to Takatora.

Drive

Tomari Shinnosuke: says "fuck" if he's hit his leg on a table or something, but in more serious situations he does not curse. I cannot possibly imagine him trying to kabedon, it's impossible.

Shijima Kiriko: doesn't swear as much as one might think; "fuck" is for special occasions. Will use a kabedon to get someone's attention.

Shijima Gou: says "fuck" all the time. Would like to kabedon, but hasn't found the right person yet.

Chase: does not swear. Does not kabedon--he's interested in human behavior but that's just nonsense.

Sawagami Rinna: is a professional engineer and thus uses the word “fuck” as punctuation. Might kabedon, but it’s unlikely.

Mr. Belt/Krim Steinbelt: mutters “fuck” quietly when Shinnosuke isn’t paying attention. Does not have arms.

Heart: has said "fuck" experimentally but didn't like the mouthfeel. Delighted by the very concept of kabedon but hasn't done it yet.

Brain: believes that swearing is a sign that you have nothing constructive, intelligent, or amusing to say. Provided Heart with the comics from which they both learned about kabedon, and since then the thought of Heart doing it to him has occupied his every waking moment.

Medic: has thought about saying "fuck" but isn't sure that she really wants to. Stole those comics from Brain and now she, too, would like Heart to kabedon.

Ghost

Tenkuuji Takeru: the thought of saying “fuck” has genuinely never entered his head. More someone who is kabedon’ed than someone who does it himself.

Fukami Makoto: can theoretically say “fuck,” but mostly doesn’t. Would maybe kabedon if the moment seemed appropriate.

Alain: thinks saying “fuck” is sort of uncouth but does it anyway. Wants to know what kabedon is, please tell him about it.

Tsukimura Akari: does not get enough sleep or lab time for anyone to be able to stop her from saying “fuck.” Has kabedon’ed out of excitement, but never for romantic reasons.

Yamanouchi Onari: tries not to say “fuck” because he’s supposed to be setting a good example, but sometimes it just slips out. Definitely doesn’t kabedon, but that’s more out of cowardice than a sense of restraint.

Fukami Kanon: see the comic previously linked to for reference for what would happen if Makoto found out that someone had taught Kanon how to say “fuck.” Reads comics in which there is the occasional kabedon, kind of wishes Alain would do it.

Ex-Aid

Hojo Emu: doesn’t say “fuck” because he works with children. Doesn’t kabedon because it’s not his style.

Parad: absolutely says “fuck,” if only to see Emu drop something in surprise. Thinks kabedon looks fun.

Kagami Hiiro: is too uptight to say “fuck” and too shy to kabedon.

Kujou Kiriya: uses “fuck” as an expression of low-key dismay. Does his best flirting from across the room, but might kabedon if it seemed like the reaction would be entertaining.

Hanaya Taiga: barely even thinks of “fuck” as a word, it’s just a noise he makes when he’s annoyed. Kabedon’ing would require him to get much closer to people than he wants to.

Dan Kuroto: definitely says “fuck,” are you kidding? Even before he was a cackling supervillain he was, at least partially, a software engineer. Does not kabedon.

Poppy Pipopapo: no.

Saiba Nico: says “fuck” all the time as long as Taiga’s not looking. Will not admit to reading the kind of comics where a kabedon might occur, but definitely does.

Graphite: thinks all of this is human nonsense and yet is, despite himself, intrigued.

Build

Kiryuu Sento: probably says “fuck” more than any other main Rider. Yes, even Tsukasa. Is kabedon’ed.

Banjou Ryuuga: says “fuck” because MMA guys have foul mouths, although he did clean up his language a bit when Kasumi was still alive. Kabedons.

Isurugi Misora: if Misora says “fuck” then something terrible is about to happen. Would laugh at anyone who asked if she knew how to kabedon. Would knee anyone who tried it on her in the groin. Kazumi knows this well.

Takigawa Sawa: considers the word “fuck” an essential part of her vocabulary, to be used frequently and sometimes at a great volume. Knows how to kabedon due to spy training but does not use it in her personal life.

Sawatari Kazumi: says “fuck” all the time, unless Misora is paying attention to him. Thinks that kabedon is very sexy and that he’s very good at it; mileage may vary on whether this is actually true.

Himuro Gentoku: says “fuck” softly and solemnly when something really bad has happened. Maybe he kabedons, I’m genuinely not sure.

Evolt: probably does both, but I’m not getting close enough to check.

Zi-O

Tokiwa Sougo: doesn’t swear because it’s not kingly. Does not kabedon.

Myoukouin Geiz: surprisingly, does not tend to curse. Definitely kabedons, not always romantically.

Woz: doesn’t say “fuck,” because there are more roundabout ways to express his frustration. Kabedons, sometimes for romantic reasons and sometimes just to be weird about things.

Tsukuyomi: specifically uses the word “fuck” to indicate that things have gotten serious. If Geiz isn’t going to get around to kabedon’ing her, she’s going to do it to him.

Zero-One

Hiden Aruto: look obviously I can’t really comment on these characters because I haven’t watched that show yet but just from the clips I’ve seen I think Aruto would spontaneously combust if he said “fuck.”

Saber

Kamiyama Touma: says “fuck” sometimes, especially if he’s very tired. Thinks kabedon is kind of a tired plot device.

Sudou Mei: doesn’t think saying “fuck” is that big of a deal, uses it to express irritation. Agrees with Touma that kabedon is overused as a plot device, but likes it nonetheless.

Shindo Rintarou: oh my god no, definitely not.

Fukamiya Kento: uses the word “fuck” the way other people might use the word “moist”--it’s not a word he likes to say, but it has its place. Not generally aggressive enough to kabedon, but might if it seemed useful.

Akamichi Ren: is a teen edgelord and thus says “fuck” a lot. Talks a big game, but is secretly too shy for a successful kabedon.

Ogami Ryo: has tried to clean up his language since becoming a dad and been pretty successful with it. Doesn’t kabedon anymore, but did once.

Daishinji Tetsuo: says “fuck” when he’s working on things. Kabedon generally involves prolonged eye contact, so no.

Sophia: good heavens no, can you imagine?

Tassel: might be a divinity of some kind, can swear if he wants although he’d probably do it in French, but if he kabedons then I’m a walrus. I love Tassel.

All right, that’s Kamen Rider done! Now on to...

Super Sentai

AkaRed: if AkaRed ever said “fuck” I think something in the multiverse would be profoundly damaged--oh, hell, this is how Zenkaiger happens, isn’t it?

Dairanger

Ryo of the Heavenly Fire Star: doesn’t say “fuck,” but you might when you taste his gyoza. They’re the best in the world, you know. It has never occurred to him to kabedon.

Daigo of the Heavenly Illusion Star: is too gentle to say “fuck,” or for that matter to kabedon. (Besides, anyone who tries to kabedon Kujaku is going to be in for some difficulty.)

Bullet Shoji, Warrior of Love: used to say “fuck,” because he used to be in a gang, but doesn’t anymore. Doesn’t kabedon because he tries not to intimidate people.

Kazu of the Heavenly Time Star: doesn’t say “fuck,” he just kinda makes a hiss noise if he’s irritated. Doesn’t object to kabedon in theory but not interested in doing it himself.

Rin of the Heavenly Wind Star: does sometimes say “fuck,” much to her uncle’s dismay. Does not kabedon.

Kou of the Howling New Star: is a horrible child and says “fuck” regularly. Too immature to be allowed to kabedon.

Kakuranger

Tsuruhime: does not say “fuck,” because if she’s mad she can just smack someone. She is fairly sure that people don’t actually kabedon in real life.

Sasuke: has said “fuck” once or twice but mostly tries not to. Too friendly to kabedon.

Saizou and Seikai: get one line because they’re attached at the hip. They are too goofy to say “fuck,” and would only ever manage to kabedon each other.

Jiraiya: not only does he say “fuck,” he will actually be saying “fuck” and not a Japanese equivalent, because he is more comfortable speaking English. I cannot imagine this man attempting to kabedon.

Ninjaman: is tremendously excited to learn about modern cursing, but never actually uses the words he’s learned because his teachers would be mad at him. Naturally too large to practice safe kabedon.

Hurricaneger

Please know that I’m not very far into this series yet, so this is based on fairly early impressions.

Shiina Yousuke: does not say “fuck” but often wants to. Doesn’t kabedon because it seems really aggressive, especially if you’re trying to kiss someone.

Nono Nanami: sometimes thinks the word “fuck” but doesn’t say it. While she’s read a few comics which contain kabedon, the thought of putting the concept into practice has never occurred to her.

Bitou Kouta: would never say “fuck” because children might hear him. Doesn’t kabedon because he’s a gentle soul.

Kasumi Ikkou and Kasumi Isshu: I just met these boys last night but I know in my heart that they both say “fuck,” and moreover they mean it. They also definitely kabedon.

Furabijo and Wendinu: can call me, please, I’m apocalyptically in love with you both.

Gekiranger

Same as Hurricaneger--I’m not that far in, we don’t even have the extra guys yet, but I sure do have some thoughts about the folks we’ve got so far.

Kando Jan: doesn’t even know the word “fuck,” probably has some cute repetitive term for sex that he uses instead. Doesn’t know what a kabedon is either.

Uzaki Ran: may say “fuck” very occasionally if she sustains an injury during training. Not inclined to kabedon.

Fukami Retsu: will pretend that he’s too in control of himself to swear, but does on occasion say “fuck.” Sees no reason to kabedon.

Mele: says “fuck,” but never when Leo can hear her. Doesn’t kabedon, would like someone else (*coughcoughLeocoughcough*) to do so though.

Leo: says “fuck” like he’s chewing on something and spitting it out. Definitely kabedons, but has no idea that this might have romantic or sexual implications.

Shinkenger

Shiba Takeru: does not say “fuck” anymore, because once he said it in front of Jii, who lost his mind. Could kabedon, he’s capable of it, but he’s a little too wound up in himself.

Ikenami Ryunosuke: would never say “fuck.” Not a kabedon type because it seems rude.

Shiraishi Mako: used to work with children, and thus didn’t say “fuck” for years, but now does occasionally--mainly while cooking. Doesn’t kabedon because she has other ways of getting in your face.

Tani Chiaki: is a Gamer and thus definitely says “fuck.” Nonetheless, respects women too much to kabedon them and the only men he might kabedon he is slightly afraid of.

Hanaori Kotoha: is a sweet, precious girl, very dear to my heart, who certainly does not swear or kabedon.

Umemori Genta: only says “fuck” if he cuts himself while preparing fish, or while arguing with fish vendors. Might kabedon to be goofy, but never seriously.

Kusakabe Hikoma/Jii: definitely had kind of a wild youth. Takeru once heard him say “fuck” to a kuroko while working on the clan accounts and has never recovered from the shock. Doesn’t kabedon anymore, but he did once.

Shiba Kaoru: doesn’t actually know the word “fuck” or anything about kabedon, and isn’t going to learn if Tanba has anything to say about it.

Gokaiger--one of the ones I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for

Captain Marvelous: I think we all know that the answer is yes on both counts.

Joe Gibken: says “fuck” quietly in serious situations, and loudly if Marvelous is deliberately getting on his nerves. Does not typically kabedon.

Luka Millfy: uses “fuck” as a general intensifier. Likes guys she can intimidate a little, so she does kabedon, but she mainly does it to Doc and Gai.

Don Dogoier/Doc: if you hear Doc say “fuck” it’s probably the middle of the night and he’s repairing an engine problem. Certainly does not kabedon.

Ahim de Famille: cursing is unladylike--not that she always tries to be ladylike, but she just doesn’t see the point there. Doesn’t kabedon.

Ikari Gai: probably uses some sort of goofy minced oath like “fudge” unless in the actual throes of passion. Doesn’t really have the poise to kabedon.

Basco ta Jolokia: only says “fuck” when no one is listening, because otherwise he might seem less than poised. Would kabedon Marvelous to get a rise out of him.

Go-Busters

Sakurada Hiromu: seems like he’d probably drop the occasional “fuck.” I’m of two minds on the kabedon thing; I think that he could, but I’m not sure that he would.

Iwasaki Ryuji: says “fuck” if he’s working late on some problem. Doesn’t kabedon because he doesn’t want to scare people.

Usami Youko: says “fuck” specifically because it gets Ryuji to make a shocked face at her. Might kabedon if she found someone short enough. She will never find someone short enough.

Nick, Gorisaki, and Usada: no, definitely not.

Masato Jin: says “fuck” with the casual manner of a man who has definitely not just dropped a wrench on his foot. Doesn’t kabedon, but has joked about doing so.

Beet J. Stag (the “J” stands for “Jueki”): says “fuck,” but doesn’t know what it means. Who would he even kabedon?

Enter: only swears in French. Would kabedon with one of his creepy tentacles.

Kyouryuger

Kiryuu Daigo “King”: is a ludicrously perfect shoujo manga love interest, and thus does not say “fuck” but does kabedon in a sexy way.

Ian Yorkland: says “fuck” on dig sites but not in polite company. Might kabedon if it’d make the girl in question smile, does not kabedon men.

Udo Nobuharu: used to say “fuck” sometimes, but doesn’t now that he’s helping to raise Rika. Too busy and tired to kabedon.

Rippukan Souji: is too uptight to do either.

Amy Yuzuki: doesn’t say “fuck,” just makes irritated noises. Might kabedon if it would get someone to stop screwing around and pay attention to her.

Utsusemimaru: is familiar with neither the word “fuck” nor the concept of kabedon, although he might learn about the latter from some of Amy’s manga.

Yayoi Ulshade: says “fuck” when she’s working. Perpetually disappointed that she will never get Daigo to kabedon her.

Candelira and Luckyuro: my beautiful wife and her adorable son have no knowledge of these things.

ToQger

Right, Tokacchi, Mio, Hikari, and Kagura: are all children and thus are barred from engaging with these things. Although I suppose now they’re all fifteen or sixteen, so maybe some of them have started cussing, but I refuse to contemplate it.

Nijino Akira: doesn’t know the word “fuck,” but if he did he’d use it. Doesn’t know about kabedon either, and wouldn’t use it if he did, because that involves getting way too close to people.

Wagon: much like Smart Lady, would kabedon with her leg, but in her case she’s trying to be cute and fun, not creepy. Does not say “fuck.”

Emperor Zett: can in theory say “fuck,” but hasn’t found an occasion to do so. Would kabedon to intimidate, I think he’d kinda puff up like a little angry wren.

Jyuohger

Kazakiri Yamato: will only say “fuck” if he’s just been bitten by an animal he’s taking care of, and even then only if it really hurts. Doesn’t kabedon.

Sera: doesn’t say “fuck” because there’s always something more cutting available. Would bite anyone who kabedon’ed her.

Leo: says “fuck” as long as there are no girls listening. Has been bitten by Sera at least once as punishment for kabedon crimes.

Tusk: says “fuck” about paper cuts, but nothing else. Doesn’t kabedon.

Amu: doesn’t say “fuck” because there are cuter ways to get mad. Doesn’t kabedon herself, but will take any kabedon from someone else as an opportunity to get them to do something for her.

Mondou Misao: says “fuck” sometimes, always apologizes directly afterward. Far too nervous to kabedon.

Bard: says “fuck” at least once a week. Isn’t clear on what kabedon is.

Uncle Mario: you leave Uncle Mario alone.

Kyuuranger

Lucky: does not say “fuck.” Might kabedon in a moment of high spirits.

Garu: is a polite man who neither says “fuck” nor kabedons.

Stinger: says “fuck” frequently. Kabedons with his tail.

Hame: says “fuck” quietly but often. Doesn’t kabedon, and would just vanish if someone did it to her.

Raptor-283: says “fuck” very rarely, but at great volume. Dreams of being kabedon’ed, this is canonical.

Champ: doesn’t curse, and thinks kabedon looks dangerous.

Spada: only says “fuck” in the kitchen, where he can say whatever he pleases, grazie. Could be kabedon’ed.

Balance: says “fuck” if he’s panicking, but only then. Might kabedon for fun.

Naaga Rei: doesn’t do either, and would be terribly puzzled if someone kabedon’ed him.

Shou Ronpou: said “fuck” once when he got his finger caught in the Kyuulette. Isn’t familiar with kabedon, but thinks it looks fun.

Kotaro: is ten years old.

Ootori Tsurugi: doesn’t say “fuck” because it’s not grandiose enough. Definitely kabedons, we see him do it at least once in the show.

LupinRanger Vs. PatRanger

Asaka Keiichiro:  might say “fuck” if he’s really angry, but would feel bad about it. Would blush if he kabedon’ed Kairi, but would still do it.

Yano Kairi: has been saying “fuck” on the reg since he was twelve. Would kabedon to make Keiichiro squirm.

Hikawa Sakuya: might say “shit” on occasion, but never “fuck.” Wishes he was the kind of guy who could kabedon.

Yoimachi Tooma: doesn’t say “fuck,” but does think it loudly. Too reserved to kabedon.

Myoujin Tsukasa: could potentially say “fuck,” but chooses not to. Not a kabedon type.

Hayami Umika: mostly has pretty clean language, but will say “fuck” when she’s sewing, especially if she’s just stuck a needle into her finger, which hurts like a bitch. Doesn’t kabedon herself, might giggle if someone did it to her.

Takao Noël: only swears in French, but does so in extensive and exacting detail. Kabedons, but in a chill way.

Zamigo Delma: thinks the word “fuck” is extremely funny. Would kabedon Kairi to make him uncomfortable, but if Kairi’s unavailable then he’s welcome to look me up.

Ryusoulger

Koh: has never said a swear in his entire life. Doesn’t kabedon.

Melto: says “fuck” often, but quietly, so that the others don’t hear him. Seems kabedon’able to me.

Asuna: doesn’t actually know the word “fuck.” Wouldn’t kabedon, like, on purpose? But she’d definitely do it unintentionally, please see this comic for reference.

Towa: will say “fuck” sometimes if his brother won’t catch him at it. Overconfident enough to kabedon, but I don’t think it’d occur to him.

Banba: says “fuck” if things have gotten very bad. Kabedons only rarely, when he needs to be very serious about something. Yes, sometimes that something is “I think about kissing you with such frequency that it’s interfering with my ability to focus.”

Canalo: doesn’t say “fuck” because Mosa Rex would be disappointed in him. Would never kabedon, if he even knows what that is, due to his overpowering Respect for Women. (It has never occurred to him that one might kabedon anyone but a woman.)

Oto: might say “fuck,” and if she did then Canalo would specifically blame Melto.

Nada: uses “fuck” as an expression of dismay, like, “well, fuck.” Not into the whole kabedon thing.

Tatsui Ui: might have said “fuck” once, but then was so embarrassed that she got a case of hysterical giggles. Absolutely does not kabedon.

Super Sentai is done! That was exhausting! Wow! On to...

Ultra Series

I have seen very few Ultra shows, so this section’s gonna be short.

Orb

Kurenai Gai: doesn’t say “fuck,” does curse in some kind of alien language. Doesn’t kabedon, I bet it’d make him blush, although mostly he doesn’t seem like the blushing type either.

Jugglus Juggler: says “fuck” regularly and with relish. Was once described by someone very wise as having “big kabedon energy,” which is to say, of course he does.

Yumeno Naomi: definitely says “fuck” and doesn’t care who hears her. Will kabedon Gai and Juggler simultaneously, one with each hand, and they will both be impressed and maybe a little turned on.

Hayami Jetta: says “fuck” sometimes, but not as frequently as he’d like people to think. Might try to kabedon, although he wouldn’t necessarily succeed at it.

Matsudo Shin: does neither of these things, as they have no relevance to science.

Geed

I can’t really say much about Geed, since we’re not even ten episodes in, but what I can say for certain is:

Asakura Riku: is too nice a boy to say “fuck” and not intense enough to kabedon.

Toba Laiha: definitely says “fuck” on occasion. Would kabedon with her sword.

Pega: is a child.

Igaguri Leito: does neither of these things, he is a sweet man. And I think Zero would disapprove.

Fukuide Kei: says “fuck” with frequency. I think he would, theoretically, kabedon, but there’s no one on Earth he’d do it to.

Belial: I haven’t actually, like, met Belial, but I’m fairly sure his existence is a concentrated dose of the word “fuck,” in the sense of, “oh, fuck, it’s Belial.” If he kabedon’ed he could destroy the planet, please do not let him.

R/B

I’m even less far into R/B, since I’m watching it by myself.

Minato Katsumi and Minato Isami: they do not.

Aizen Makoto: is too weird to do either of these things.

All right, we’re done with the brief foray into the Ultras. Now, last but very much not least, we have...

Garo

Of which I have only watched the original continuity, none of the Ryuuga stuff yet, so it’s a slightly limited take. However, I love all of these characters dearly, so here we go!

Saejima Kouga: is way too upright (and uptight) to say “fuck.” Doesn’t know what kabedon is, wouldn’t do it if he did.

Suzumura Rei: is a man who swears colorfully and at length and uses “fuck” to add a little bit of pep to things. Definitely kabedons, with varying levels of success depending on who he’s trying it on.

Fudou Leo: is a soft-spoken man, but nevertheless does occasionally mutter “fuck” quietly when he’s working on a Madou device. Blushes and stammers at the very suggestion of kabedon.

Mitsuki Kaoru: might say “fuck,” but only in the absolute heights of fury, which are rare for her. Not inclined to kabedon, but even if she was, who could she even do it to? The shortest person she might kabedon is Rei, who is seven inches taller than her, and it only gets worse from there. She’d need a boost to reach, and my dude Gonza’s back is not good enough for that.

Jabi: believes too strongly in the value of language well-used to say “fuck” except when absolutely necessary. Could kabedon with her leg, probably, and would if she thought it’d be useful.

Rekka: says “fuck” sometimes, mostly to express irritation. Most likely to kabedon with a knife or something.

Saejima Raiga, Mayuri, and Crow: I only barely know these kids but I adore them. None of them are allowed to do any cursing. They do not kabedon.

Madou Ring Zaruba: is a ring, so obviously he can’t kabedon, but he can say “fuck,” and I think sometimes he does.

The Moral Of This Story Is: never ask me for a comprehensive list of anything, because I cannot be trusted to do anything but go completely overboard.

[im-bermit-worship-me]

Tfw you post Hamilton drawings and can’t stop thinking bout how history shattered your heart in a thousand pieces 

[jokusatsufics]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kamen Rider Ryuki Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kitaoka Shuuichi/Yura Gorou Characters: Yura Gorou, Kitaoka Shuuichi, Kido Shinji, Akiyama Ren, Kanzaki Yui, Kanzaki Sanako, Philip (Kamen Rider W), Hidari Shoutarou Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - No Powers Summary:

Yura Gorou, freshly out of prison for a crime he didn't do, has fallen on some hard times since no one wants to hire a convict. Especially one whose case was in every paper in Tokyo while he was on trial. He lucks out when deciding to have a coffee at this little place called Atori. And it's there he meets the rather demanding lawyer that was supposed to handle his case.

[trollsarenotwelcome]

Official Kamen Rider Birthdates/Ages

I gathered these by scouring the Japanese Wikipedia. The ages listed are how old the Riders are when they are first introduced, and all of the information goes all the way back into the Showa era. Let me know if you want more info added or if you want me to @ you. Saber riders have been added!

FULL BIRTHDATES

Aruto Hiden - May 1, 1997

Gai Amatsu - October 10, 1974

Isamu Fuwa - February 8, 1992

Kouta Kazuraba - January 30, 1993

Jouji Yuuki - November 3, 1950

Otoya Kurenai - October 8, 1963

Ryou Ashihara - January 21, 1981

Ryoutarou Nogami - December 26, 1988

Shinnosuke Tomari - December 24, 1990

Shirou Kazami - May 5, 1950

Sougo Tokiwa - April 28, 2000

Taiga Hanaya - November 27, 1987

Takeru Tenkuuji - October 4, 1997

Yua Yaiba - April 18, 1995

Yuusuke Godai - March 18, 1975

YEAR UNKNOWN

Hideyasu Jounouchi - August 30 (age unknown)

Kazumi Sawatari - July 17 (29)

Takeshi Asakura - April 10 (25)

Tetsuya Sawaki - April 1 (21)

YEAR ONLY

Geiz Myoukouin - 2050 (18)

Gou Shijima - 1996 (19)

AGE ONLY

Akira Date - 30

Arata Kagami - 21

Daisuke Kazama - 22

Eiji Hino - 21

Emu Houjou - 24

Gentarou Kisaragi - 17

Gentoku Himuro - 35

Haruto Souma - 22

Jun Shibaura - 21

Kaito Kumon - 20

Kaoru Kino - 32

Kazuma Kenzaki - 22

Keisuke Nago - 22

Kengo Eritate - 21

Kento Fukamiya - 24

Kiriya Kujou - 27

Kousuke Nitou - 23

Koutarou Minami - 19

Kuroto Dan - 30

Hajime Aikawa - 23

Makoto Fukami - 20

Makoto Hikawa - 23

Masashi Sudou - 28

Masato Kusaka - 21

Mitsuru Sano - 21

Mitsuzane Kurashima - 16

Miyuki Tezuka - 24

Nico Saiba - 18

Oren Pierre Alfonzo - 40

Philip - 17

Ren Akiyama - 24

Rintarou Shindou - 23

Ryou Murasame - 27

Ryou Ogami - 36

Ryouma Sengoku - 26

Ryuuga Banjou - 23

Sakuya Tachibana - 25

Satoru Toujou - 25

Sento Kiryuu - 26

Shigeru Jou - 22

Shinji Kido - 23

Shintarou Gotou - 22

Shuuichi Kitaoka - 30

Sou Yaguruma - 27

Souji Tendou - 21

Taiga Hanaya - 29

Taiga Nobori - 22

Takatora Kureshima - 26

Takumi Inui - 18

Touma Kamiyama - 24

Tsukasa Kadoya - 20

Tsukuyomi - 18

Tsurugi Kamishiro - 21

Wataru Kurenai - 20

Yuriko Misaki - 17

@sailor-cresselia @narashikari @iris-14cheonsa

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episode 41: music to clean the pantry & drink beer by (09.29.21)

set 1:

Low – Don’t Walk Away – HEY WHAT (Sub Pop, 2021)

Broadcast – Look Outside – The Noise Made By People (Warp, 2000)

Neon Pearl – Forever – 1967 Recordings (Acme, 2001)

Andrew Bernstein – Broken Arc – An Exploded View of Time (Hausu Mountain, 2018)

set 2:

Tetuzi Akiyama / Che Chen – Fascinated By Climax – Cold Soup (Incunabulum, 2012)

Mohammed Guitar with Sbeyniat – Gelbi Vatimetou – Various: Wallahi Le Zein! (Mississippi, 2021)

Andrew Cronshaw – Leaving Rhu Vaternish – Wade in the Flood (Transatlantic, 1978)

Taylor K Conrad – Flowers – no album (self-released, 2021)

set 3:

Ken Nordine – Lavender – Colors: A Sensuous Listening Experience (Philips, 1966)

Hayden Pedigo �� Carthage – Letting Go (Mexican Summer, 2021)

June Tabor – Cold and Raw – Ashes and Diamonds (Topic, 1977)

Paul Brady – The Lakes of Pontchartrain – Welcome Here Kind Stranger (Mulligan, 1978)

Tassos Chalkias – Dirminitsa – Divine Reeds: Obscure Recordings from Special Music Recording Company (Athens 1966-1967) (Radio Martiko, 2021)

Jody Stecher and Friends – Wedding Dress – Snake Baked a Hoecake (Bay, 1974)

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Surviving Family:

Talia’s eldest child, Thomas Carlisle married Isabel Goth and the couple had six children before Isabel’s death. Anthony, Andrew, Agnes, Adam, Allen, and Arthur. Unfortunately both Adam and Allen passed away as children. After Isabel’s death, Thomas remarried Margery Thorne and the couple had two sons, Adrian and Ambrose. Adrian had six children together with Samara Ernest; Margaret, Roger, Thomasin, Parnell, Philippa, and Catherine. Unfortunately both Roger and Catherine did not survive to adulthood. Adrian also had a daughter named Cecily Markovic with Tomi Markovic and he had twins, Audrey and Maria, with Julian Laurent though his daughter Audrey did not survive. 

Cecily Markovic(pictured first) had four children. Her oldest Barbara died in infancy and the twin of her only son, Mary died as a toddler. Her surviving children, Matilda and Lawrence are pictured beneath her. 

Maria Laurent (pictured under Matilda and Lawrence) married Bernardo Soto and their twin boys were born after her husband’s death. Her oldest son, Bernard, died as a toddler while her other son, Benedict, is pictured beneath her. 

Parnell is the oldest of Samara and Adrian’s triplets and she is pictured beneath her nephew, Benedict. Parnell married Daryl Akiyama and together they had one son. Since Parnell has only rolled one kid, Philip will be her only child and he is pictured beneath his mother. 

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EPISODE 22 - STUCK IN AMAZEMENT

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with music by Töru Takemitsu, Cigarettes After Sex, Schizopolitans, Damu The Fudgemunk, Stuart A. Staples, Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith, High Places, Quay Dash, High Places, Dustin O'Halloran, Jane Weaver, Masahiro Sugaya, Tindersticks, Raime, Philip Glass, Michael Riesman & Lyric Quartet, Sounds for Life, Mariah, Nas, Jonny Greenwood, Elizabeth Bishop, Khatia Buniatishvili, Tink, Jean Deaux, and Blondie

featuring the voice of Louise Hay

also featuring sounds from the radio drama, "Akai Mayu" by Makoto Moroi & Kuniharu Akiyama

with binaural recordings by Jason Stephenson

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THE BRACKET FOR A VERY SERIOUS TOKU SHIP TOURNAMENT

Parad/Kuroto Dan VS Sid Bamick/Joe Gibken

Sougo Tokiwa/Woz VS Tsukasa Kadoya/Daiki Kaito

Kiriya Kujou/Emu Hojo VS Akira Date/Shintaro Goto

Miyuki Tezuka/Ren Akiyama VS Jin Takayama/Izumi Nanaha

Kagura Izumi/Mio Natsume VS Sosuke Esumi/Renn Kousaka

Ryouga Hakua/Mikoto Nakadai VS Belial/Kei Fukuide

Right Suzuki/Z VS Momotaros/Ryoutarou Nogami

Shinji Kido/Shiro Kanzaki VS Miu Sutou/Saki Rouyama

Chihiro/Hiroki Nagase VS Hideyuki Kagawa/Satoru Tojo

Ikkou Kasumi/Yosuke Shiina VS Ankh/King OOO

Teddy/Kotaro Nogami VS Jun Maehara/Ryuusuke Ootaki

Kazuki Komon/Jun Himeya VS Homare Soya/Hideyuki Kudo

Sou Yaguruma/Shun Kageyama VS Momoi Tarou/Sonoi

Shoutarou Hidari/Philip VS Urataros/Kintaros

Yuji Kiba/Takumi Inui VS Jugglus Juggler/Gai Kurenai

Daimon Tatsumi/Eiji Nagase VS Matsuri Tatsumi/Denus

Long/Rio vs Domon/Honami Moriyama

Enter/Hiromu Sakurada VS Gunpei Ishihara/Hant Jou

Basco ta Jolokia/Captain Marvelous VS Takeshi Kuroki/Masato Jin

Kaoru Kino/Koji Majima VS Hanaya Taiga/Hiiro Kagami

Balance/Naga Ray VS Matoi Tatsumi/Yuji Kudo

Mirai Hibino/Ryu Aihara VS Shuichi Kitaoka/Goro Yura

Haruka Mizusawa/Mamoru VS Lucky/Stinger

Ren Akiyama/Shinji Kido VS Kouta Fukuda/Makoto Shidou

Hikari Nonomura/Haru Tokashiki VS Tatsuya Asami/Ayase

Junichi Chouno/Tsubaki Shuuichi VS Yusuke Godai/Kaoru Ichijou

Asahi Minato/Saki Mitsurugi VS Yuka Osada/Keitaro Kikuchi

Miyuki Tezuka/Jun Shibaura VS Alain/Makoto Fukami

Amazon/Hayato Ichimonji VS Ruriko Midorikawa/Hiromi

Kiriya Kujou/Graphite VS Sougo Tokiwa/Heure

Kuroto Dan/Emu Hojo VS Shou Tatsumi/Big Douser

Hayato Ichimonji/Kazuya Taki VS Joji Yuki/Shiro Kazami

[steenpaal]

Tetuzi Akiyama - Wikipedia

Tetuzi Akiyama (Akiyama Tetsuji) (born 13 April 1964) is a Japanese guitarist, violinist, and instrument-maker.

Akiyama formed the improvisation group Madhar in 1987, and the classical ensemble Hikyo String Quintet in 1994 (which also included Taku Sugimoto on cello). In 1995, Akiyama and Sugimoto formed a guitar duo, and played at venues in New York City, Chicago, and Detroit. During this time, Akiyama was also a member of Keiji Haino's Nijiumu outfit. Akiyama also formed Sutekina Tea Time (a duo with Takashi Matsuoka) and Mongoose (a trio with Taku Sugimoto and Utah Kawasaki).

In 1998 Akiyama began organising a monthly concert series, The Improvisation Meeting, with Toshimaru Nakamura. In December 2006 he began a regular duo with Hervé Boghossian (France), they toured in Europe (France, Portugal, Switzerland, England) several times in 2007 (in May, October and December) and also played in Tokyo during Hervé Boghossian Japanese tour in August/September 2008. In 2009 he worked with David Sylvian.

Discography

Relator (Slub Music, 2001)

Resophonie (A Bruit Secret, 2002)

Enha 4 (with Yoko Naito) (Enha, 2003)

Don't Forget to Boogie (Idea, 2003)

Playback 08 (Commune-Disc, 2004)

Playback 09 (Commune-Disc, 2004)

Route 13 the Gates of Hell: Live in Tokyo (Headz, 2005)

Pre-Existence (Locust, 2005)

Terrifying Street Trees (Esquilo, Portugal, 2006)

Striking Another Match (Utech, 2006)

The Ancient Balance to Control Death (Western Vinyl, 2008)

International Domestic (Corpus Hermeticum, 2003)

Tetuzi Akiyama / Richard Francis (with Richard Francis) 7" (CMR, 2003)

Proletarian Drift (with Jozef van Wissem) (BVHaast, 2004)

Playback 087 (with Paul Hood) (Commune-Disc, 2004)

Oimacta (with Martin Ng) (Improvised Music From Japan, 2004)

Points And Slashes (with Günter Müller) (Erstwhile, 2005)

Till We Meet Again (with Jason Kahn) (For 4 Ears, 2005)

Vinegar and Rum (with Donald McPherson) (Bo'Weavil, 2006)

Hymn For A Fallen Angel (with Jozef van Wissem) (Incunabulum, 2007)

Semi-Impressionism (with Toshimaru Nakamura) (Spekk, 2009)

13 & 14 for Guitars (with Taku Sugimoto) (slubmusic tengu, 2009)

Quartets

Akiyama/Taxt/Lønning/Reinertsen: Varianter av døde trær" (SOFA, 2008)

Nero's Expedition (with Johan Arrias, Leo Svensson and Henrik Olsson) (mono, 2009)

Novaya Zemlya (with Philip Dadson, John Bell and Andrew McMillan) (iiii, 2011)

Quintets

Koboku Senjû: Selektiv hogst (SOFA, 2010)

Compilations

Listening

External links

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

So, what are your toku ships?

I mean, frankly, I ship most things. I like romance, I like sexual tension, I like...you know, heated drama between men, women, and/or various non-binary human genders, robots, supernatural beings, and so on and so forth. It’s fun. It’d be easier to list what I don’t ship, which is pretty much just a couple of squicks--incest, anyone under the age of approximately 17 unless it’s cute puppy-love with a peer, that sort of thing.

If you’re talking favorite ships, though, preferred ships, the ones about which I can get well and truly emotionally fucked up, I especially like:

Souma Haruto/Nitoh Kousuke

Hidari Shoutaro/Philip

Ankh/Hino Eiji

Kiryuu Sento/Banjou Ryuuga (I mean I’ve got a lot of feelings about the Build crew in general but let’s just put this one in here as a placeholder)

Asou Yuri/Kurenai Otoya/Jirou

The entire team of Zyuohgers in some sort of polyamorous cuddle pile with Yamato in the middle (in which it is also vitally important that Misao be happy and know that he’s loved)

Kiryuu Daigo/Amy Yuuzuki/Utsusemimaru

Kido Shinji/Akiyama Ren

Kurenai Wataru/a sense of personal happiness and fulfillment which may or may not include a romantic partner but which definitely includes him having all his favorite foods and some peace and quiet

...I’m going to stop there because I keep thinking of other ships I could add on. I have never loved anything casually in my life, it’s all or nothing here in Commie’s Brain Central.

Also we haven’t watched Zi-O yet but I sure do have some powerful feelings about Woz and how I want him to be happy.

[sweet-vanilla-sims]

1500-1599 Recap Part 83:

Philip, Parnell, and Frideswide all had birthdays before Thomasin and Agustin married and left for Tartosa. 

Brooklyn had her son William and Sybil had her daughter Constance. 

Frideswide was happy to have a big home with areas to play in Tartosa. 

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1500-1599 Recap Part 79:

Arthur became a child. 

Philip and Satoshi became toddlers and Joyce became a teenager. 

Frideswide became a toddler and now that the toddlers don’t look the same it is interesting to see the genetics of the cousins at play. 

Cuthbert and Matilda became children. Amy became a teenager. 

The Carlisles (and Carlisle descended) who died in the plague are: Wilmot Jaleel, Julian Laurent, John Ashtor, Bartholomew Ashtor, Gregory Blair, Glen Blair, Josian Blair (Carlisle), Nathaniel Watson, Asher Martin, Clemence Moyer, Christine Silversweater, Oliver’s son who I can never remember the name of, Jarod Upton, James Upton, Jordon Volkov, Bethany Volkov, Blair Volkov (Mayne), Guy Jernigan, Jase Vatore, Pedro Dalton, Johnathan Martin, Angelo Landgraab, Ronan Bell, John Moyer, Charity Moyer, David Ember, Laurent Ember(Margery’s husband), Giovanna Ember, Julianna Ember, Sophie Pancakes, Chanel Cahill, Deshawn Cahill, Thomas Cahill (Thomas Silversweater’s unseen son), Marielle Landgraab, Mack Landgraab (Marielle’s husband), Lilly Chopra, Athena Chopra (Stephen Tanaka’s daughter), Roxanna Patel (Dane’s illegitmate daughter), Randall Pancakes (Ruth’s son), Elisha Charm, Millicent Landgraab (Mayne), Dan Jernigan, Ellen Soto, Aleah Faba, Josef Oliver, Elaina Iona, Mackenzie Iona, and more that I probably accidentally skipped over from my notes. 

As you can see, I was quite busy.