#Personally I have a group of four 😋

[somethingswrongwithowen]

“What’re you doing?”

Thinking so much about the friend group I made up in my head that I confuse them with real people. Fuck you want?

[aroaceofthesea]

I was in a 18 bday party today and we didnt have a gift for the bday girl💀💀

[bentosandbox]

have you seen this rat?

now you have :)

translated the blurb from weibo

Proficiencies: Manipulating sand with Originium Arts, managing interpersonal relationships, the Four Arts (琴棋书画)

Lin Yuxia, Gender: Female, Race: Zalak, Lungmenite. About 166cm tall, has long lavender-coloured hair, often wearing a long black and purple dress. The suspect is accused of being involved in financial crime, battery, vandalising public property and other malicious acts. We have released this arrest warrant publicly in order to capture the suspect and eliminate any hidden dangers in society in a timely manner. Residents who are able to provide assistance or clues please dial this private number at xxxxxxx; a reward of 100000 Lungmen Dollars will be awarded to meritorious citizens. Caution: The suspect is able to use Originium Arts and proficient in a number of close combat techniques. Has a impetuous personality, extremely aggressive and highly dangerous. Citizens are advised not to be deceived by the suspect's appearance and to pay attention to their own safety." ...... "See this? The next time you slink off silently, I'll have this plastered all over the city— reward money? Out of my own pocket of course!" "Then you'd best prepare yourself for the possible increase in collusions when we're at 'work', Madam."

I DON'T BELIEVE IT NO WAY SHE'S 166CM NO *LUNGMEN EXPLETIVE* WAY SWIRE YOURE LYING RIGHT ahem anyway

Italicised madam because she says it in english

I still think 诗sir is cooler but I'll yield.....

Chen will always be chen sir for me though 😋 also only 100k LMD??? That can't even buy you the ch5 piano...

re: four arts: doesn't chen also play a Guqin in the AS group or is it a Guzheng I can't tell

also also... I'm sure she's not unskilled but >managing interpersonal relationships?? Lin "doesn't even know how to write the word 'co-operation'" Yuxia? I love unreliable narrators fr fr

[owlwithanapple]

Your Hero

He is one of my favorite characters in mha. I want to write a future version of Bakugou Katsuki, I hope you guys will like it. 😘

Part 9.

( Bakugou Katsuki X Y/N )

During the few days you were in the hospital, Dynamight and your brother took turns taking care of you. After all, they both have work to supervise, so you can't let them take care of you all day long.

After comprehensive testing and treatment by the hospital, you have recovered and are in good health. Four days later, the doctor will conduct a final check to confirm that you are healthy before discharging you. You stood at the door of the hospital with your belongings, waiting for your brother to pick you up and take you home.

After a while Damiant arrived to load your things into the car. You get in the car and fasten your seat belt, looking forward to returning home. You still can't escape Damiant's worries and thoughts along the way, although you know he cares about you.

"Remember not to be reckless next time, I have a bad heart." Damiant warns you.

"Okay~ I'll do my best!" you said mischievously.

"What do you mean try your best, I'll knock your head!" Damiant pinched your ear.

"Be merciful, dear brother~" you smiled.

"Remember what I said... I'm proud of you for becoming a hero, but you are still my sister." Damiant looked at you.

"I know." You smiled softly at him.

"But I still don't like No.1!" Damiant complained.

"You still have a bad relationship with Dynamight..." You sighed.

After arriving at your house, Damiant helped you get your things and followed you back to the apartment. Open the door and Damiant puts things into your room. This was the first time your brother came to see you where you lived alone.

"It's very clean." Damiant praised.

"Yes, my friends are here to help." You smile.

"A good friend, I feel at ease." Damiant felt relieved.

From the look on your brother's face, you really wouldn't dare say that it was Dynamight who came to help. He has a hatred-like relationship with Dynamight. If he knew that the first person to enter your house was Dynamight, his volcano would erupt.

Damiant walked into the study room and saw a lot of limited edition merchandise you bought. He smiled a little, after all you had loved heroes since you were a kid and always clamored to go to their fan meetings.

"Brother, I warned you not to break it. I will really cry." You peeked at the door.

"I know, if I break this out-of-print version, you will cry for three days and three nights." Damiant smiled.

"Shhhhh...you know too much." You smiled at the door.

Your brother's phone rings and you see the screen says client and you know he's going to be busy. He quickly picked up his briefcase and prepared to leave. Before leaving, he didn't forget to tell you to take your medicine on time and test yourself.

"Bye, brother." You waved goodbye to Damiant.

"Bye, don't forget what I said! Otherwise I'll knock you on the head." Damiant reminds you again.

"I know, you are so verbose. I will definitely remember it, and I won't let you knock my head if I don't remember." You laughed.

After Damiant left your house, you sat on the sofa and thought for a moment. During the temporary dangerous period, if I hadn't arrived at the hospital in time, I could have been saved. If you mess around again next time, you will be killed anytime, anywhere...

You knew that you were impulsive and wanted to ambush Villain alone. Fortunately, Deku and Froppy arrived immediately to arrest Villain, and Shoto sent you to the hospital for treatment in time.

You took out your phone and saw a few messages that you hadn't read yet, so you took advantage of the free time to reply to them one by one. In the hospital, you focus on the treatment so you don’t touch your phone. After all, you will see a lot of work things when you get a mobile phone.

You click in to see the information.

😆😋😖🥸Group

(Group Member: Mirio/Amajiki/Nejire/you)

😆M: Thank you for the rescue! Well done! Recuperate well in the hospital! 💪🏻

😋N: Neh! Neh! Neh! I heard the injury was serious! Get well soon! I also want to take you shopping! 🛍️

😖A: Wind... get well soon, I'll treat you to... takoyaki...🐙

🥸W: Everyone! I'm discharged from hospital! I will recuperate at home today. 🔥

Old friend 🦅 (Hawks)

🦅: Everyone is still worried about you. Please send me a message to say you are safe after being discharged from hospital🥸

🌪️: Yo! I was discharged from the hospital successfully and am currently recuperating~😝

Hedgehog 🦔 (Bakugou Katsuki)

🦔: Are you discharged from the hospital?

🌪️: Yes, I just got home. Thank you for taking care of me. I am in good spirits now! 😆

🦔: Very good, stay at home and don’t run around!

🌪️: Okay….🥲

🦔: I will bring you lunch after the meeting. Did you specify what you want to eat?

🌪️: Ice cream…..

🦔: Eat shit, bye.

—End of chat—

"Damn it! Eat shit?! You're the one who eats shit! Stinky hedgehog!" you shouted.

Speaking of hedgehog, you took home the flowers he gave you when you was hospitalized. The first time you received flowers from him you cherished them very much. You quickly find a vase to put the flowers in.

You go to the balcony and find a good place to put it. Although they are just simple flowers, what you see is Dynamight’s full heart. There were several nights in the hospital where he stayed with you until you fell asleep.

It makes you so embarrassed to think that you mustered up the courage to say such things to him at that time! What was wrong at that time! Talk about this kind of thing! So afraid of being scolded by him! But he still accepts your request.

"Hedgehog...if I really like you, will you like me?..." You said to the flower.

"Damn it! What are you talking about! Idiot! He's Dynamight! A workaholic wouldn't like an idiot like you! Wind Breaker, keep your feelings to yourself!" You tell yourself.

You go to the study room turn on the computer, his face is on the fucking screen. Seeing his face, you felt a little fond and a little unhappy. You retrieve the photo of you and All Might and put it back as your computer wallpaper.

Since today is a day off, let’s play a few games while no one is paying attention~ Just put on your headphones and start Game! You choose the Overwatch game and start playing ranked matches.

After playing for a while, you won a few games, but lost many! You are so unhappy! Tanker and Attacker are busy attacking the vanguard, ignoring you as Supporter! The result was a complete defeat.

"Damn it! Do you know how to play, these idiots!" you scolded.

Suddenly your phone rings and see that you have 5 missed calls from Dynamight. Holy Shit! Look at the clock, it's already afternoon time! He just seemed to say he would bring lunch.

Doorbell rings and you run to open the door. You saw Dynamight standing at the door and stamping his feet as if he was impatient. You hid behind the door and peeked at him because you felt his murderous intent was strong.

"Very busy?" Dynamight asked.

"I'm not busy...I was just playing games..." you explained.

Dynamight put down his lunch box on the table and walked to the study room see the game screen showing. He stared directly at you with fierce eyes, his expression already showed that he was furious!

"I stood outside the fucking door and rang the doorbell. I called several times and no one answered. I fucking thought you died at home! Idiot!" Dynamight yelled.

"I'm sorry... I realize my mistake... I won't dare to do it again..." You naturally knelt down on the ground and listened to him scold you.

"I'm acting like a fucking idiot! If I had known you were in there, I would have blown your house apart!" Dynamight shouted.

"I haven't paid off my mortgage yet, please don’t do it~" You feel so guilty.

You know he really cares about you, but in the end you still play games without checking the time. As a result now being scolded. But you don't hate him scolding you...because you know he does it because he cares.

"Fuck you, when will you learn to behave!..." Dynamight glared at you angrily.

"Stop scolding me. I really know I was wrong..." You looked at him with a pitiful expression.

"Tch, forget it. Get up and eat." Dynamight said with a smile.

"I knew you wouldn't be angry with me! Yahooo! You're the best" You jumped up excitedly.

"Shut the fuck up! ​​Woman!" he shouted.

"Woman? Which woman? Ka-tsu-ki..." You faced his face and teased him.

"Wow... guts." Katsuki lifted your chin.

From friends to comrades-in-arms and then to an ambiguous relationship... You don't hate having this kind of relationship with him, because if it was just a normal relationship between you two, he might not care about you as much as he does now.

You want to hug him...Why is this guy so attractive? Does hugging him suddenly count as an illegal assault on a hero? Did class mention it in before? Suddenly no impression of knowledge.

Dynamight put his arm around your waist and held you close. His face is on your shoulder, you can feel his breath close to yours. Now you don't hesitate anymore and hug him tightly.

"You really scared me, suddenly in danger." Dynamight said in your ear.

"I'm sorry for worrying you..." you said shyly.

"Damn it, promise me you will never act alone to lure a wolf into the house next time when you notice something is wrong." Dynamight stroked your hair.

"I promise you. But sometimes it depends on the situation at the time..." You closed your eyes and felt his body temperature, it was so warm.

"Enough, let me go!" Dynamight said.

"I don't want it...." You hugged him tightly.

"Tchh, damn you." Dynamight hugs you tight.

It's so warm, so close to him. Even closer than before. He hasn't let you go, can you expect something from him? Will there be a day when you can't suppress this relationship... Will he still come to you then?

Suddenly the phone in his pocket rang, and you quickly let go. You both look red-faced now. You hurry up and have lunch! He calmed down and answered the phone.

Fucking hell….He really hugged you! Oh my God! You idiot took advantage of this opportunity! You were about to eat and choked. He quickly handed you the water and patted your back, but his hand never left the phone.

"Idiot! I beg you not to choke again!" Dynamight hung up the phone and said.

"I made a mistake...Thank you for saving my life." You said after drinking some water to calm down.

"Ermm..." Dynamight was thinking about how to speak.

"If you have work, go ahead and I can take care of myself." You said.

"It's not work, it's something else." Dynamight said.

"Oh... You look very unhappy." You teased him.

"Shut up! You're noisy!" Dynamight scolded you.

You receive an unknown phone call and you answer-

"Who is it?" you said.

"Wind, it's me Shoto. Is it convenient now?" Shoto asked.

"It's convenient, you say!" You laugh.

"It's my dad's birthday today, are you coming to celebrate?" Shoto asked.

"Give me location and a time!" you said excitedly.

"Ok...message chat, bye." Shoto hung up the phone.

-Call Ended-

"Hedgehog, are you free now?" You asked him seriously, grabbing his shoulder.

"What?" Dynamight wondered.

"Help me choose clothes. Do you think I should wear a Kimono or an elegant one-piece dress?" You asked nervously.

"Fuck you! What the hell!" Dynamight exploded.

"In order to save my face, I must let him know my good side!" You said enthusiastically.

"Him? Who!" Dynamight shouted.

"Secret!" you said seriously.

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about! Think for yourself! Idiot!" Dynamight left your house and left you alone.

“How stingy! ” you complained.

At this time, neither you or Dynamight knew that you both would go to Shoto's house tonight...

After you finished eating, you remembered that Shoto invited you to his house to celebrate Endeavor's birthday. You excitedly ran to your room to change your clothes and get ready to go out and buy gifts. You put on your hat and mask and leave the house.

"Hmm, what should I give him?" You are confused.

You search online to see what gifts are suitable for you. Someone recommends a tie or wallet, but you don’t know what style suits him. You thought about Hawks drinking with him when he was around.

Are you looking for a sake shop nearby that has good reviews, especially its service attitude! Because you don’t know how to buy sake and you don’t know how to distinguish sake. It should be said that you can’t choose!

You walking and looking at your phone, suddenly bumped into someone and dropped the phone to the ground. You panicked and wanted to squat down to pick it up, you didn't realize that the mask had come loose and your face was exposed.

"Sorry, I didn't look at the road." You panicked and started to pick up the phone.

"Is it broken?" The man picked up your phone.

The white-haired man in front of you looks familiar, but you can't remember who he is. The man keeps staring straight at you, you wonder what he is looking at. When you touch your face, you realize the mask is loose. You quickly bring it back.

"Ermm, why are you wearing a mask?" the man asked.

"Eh? I haven't recovered from my allergy yet." Just find any reason to fool him.

"So, here you go, your phone." He returned the cell phone he just picked up to you.

You took the phone and confirmed that it was not broken but had a scratch on the screen, and you breathed a sigh of relief. You bow to thank him and leave. But the man in front of you is still staring at you.

"Excuse me, what's wrong? You keep staring at me." You asked.

"I'm sorry! It's nothing! Really!" He explained in a panic.

"Okay. Thank you, bye." You walked past him.

You still feel that the white-haired man is still looking at you from behind. You glanced back and saw that he was still standing there staring at you. Could it be that he recognized you as Wind Breaker?

But his expression doesn't look like he recognizes you as Wind Breaker. The strange thing is that his face is still a little red and you stop look at him. He came to his senses noticed you looking at him, he raised his hand to wave to you.

The tall white-haired man held a lunch bag in his hand. You look at him, when he looks at you he little dumb and little cute. You looked back at him, smiled and waved, leaving him alone.

"So cute... Damn! I forgot to ask her name!" said the white-haired man.

"Shit! I almost forgot Shoto's bento!" The white-haired man ran away.

Shoto Hero Agency—

Knock on the door and open Shoto's office and walk in. The white-haired man arrived and handed the bento to Shoto. Shoto saw the grinning expression on the white-haired man's face, and he put down what he was doing and started eating lunch.

"Natsuo, what's wrong? You're smiling so happily, something good happened?" Shoto asked.

"Oh, you discovered me." Natsuo said.

"Ermm is quite obvious." Shoto said while eating.

"Actually, I fell in love with a girl at first sight on the road just now, but unfortunately I didn't ask for her name and phone number." Natsuo said in a low voice.

"That's a pity..." Shoto said calmly.

"I missed it. I'm so stupid." Natsuo said.

"That girl beautiful? She can make you so fascinated that you fall in love at first sight." Shoto was curious.

"Yes! I was shocked too! Her mask was loose so I could see her front! She's so cute!" Natsuo said excitedly.

"I hope you can see her again." Shoto comforted.

"I hope too..." Natsuo sighed.

At this time you arrive at the sake shop. You look around and see the shelves full of sake lined up neatly. You ask the salesperson what sake recommendations are suitable for adult men. You don’t know what kind of sake Endeavor usually drinks.

The salesperson took some sake and explained to you the origin, ingredients and year of each sake. The salesperson pours you a glass and lets you taste it first. It tastes delicious and refreshing when you drink it, and you feel good.

You decide to take this bottle of sake named Juyondai Junmai Daiginjo Ryusen. You choose a red colored ribbon and tie a bow on the wine bottle. The salesperson will help you put it into a special box and put it in a beautiful bag.

You grab your bag and hurry home deeply afraid that accidentally break it, after all, it is worth a lot of money. Hope Endeavor will like the gift you and really hope he will praise you because he is one of the heroes you admire.

When you got home you carefully placed the gift on the table and ran into your room to choose clothes. In order to make Endeavor have a good impression of you, after all, the first meeting is quite awkward.

You chose a black long-sleeved shirt and a white high-waisted flared skirt to highlight your waistline. Then choose a pair of white high-heeled sandals and a white handbag.

You pose in front of the mirror and look at yourself. Dressing up after a long absence and attending Endeavor's birthday party for the first time. look forward to! You put Endeavor's photo in your bag and ask for an autograph if you get the chance.

Shoto posted that his home is located in Musutafu and the time of attendance is at 7pm. While there is still time, you quickly put your clothes away and take a hot bath.

You made a reservation for a driver to wait for you outside your apartment. After you confirm that you are neatly dressed, your heels are not broken, your makeup is simple and natural, and your gifts are not damaged in any way, you can go out safely!

6pm Todoroki Abode—

Because you were so excited, you arrived an hour early. When you arrived at your destinationand stood outside the gate. What a grand house! Very cool! You put away your excitement and pressed the doorbell and waited for the answer.

You see a beautiful woman with white hair come to the door and smile at you. You know who she is. She is Todoroki Rei, Endeavor's wife.

"You're so early, Y/N." Rei smiled kindly at you.

"Hello, thank you so much for inviting me" You bowed in thanks.

"You're welcome, come in." Rei welcomes you in.

The exterior of the house looks like traditional Japanese house, with views outside from the walkway and the garden in the middle. The interior of the house resembles a Japanese-style room with tatami mats.

You took off your shoes and entered the house to see the simple birthday decorations. Rei asks you to sit down and wait while she goes to serve you tea. You suddenly felt a little embarrassed, you put the gift aside.

Their home is Japanese style, you kneel down on the soft cushions and wait for Rei. Rei is even more beautiful than in the photo.Shoto's face looks more like his mother's than Endeavor's.

"Y/N! Welcome!" Fuyumi ran over to say hello.

"Long time no see, Fuyumi!" you greeted excitedly.

"I heard Shoto say that you just came back to Japan recently. Why don't you just come to me!" Fuyumi asked.

"I was just discharged from the hospital today and came here after receiving an invitation from Shoto." You said with a smile.

"It's okay. Shoto told me that I was scared when you were in danger." Fuyumi said worriedly.

"It's okay now, so I'm here too~" You smiled.

"But Y/N, you have changed so much! You have become so beautiful! Your temperament is completely different and you look very sunny." Fuyumi said.

"Really? I tried changing my style and I feel that simple style suits me better." You said.

"When father comes back later, I must let him guess who you are." Fuyumi smiled.

"To be honest, I'm quite nervous. I hope I won't spill the water." You said uneasily.

"Nonono, be confident! Beautiful girl!" Fuyumi encourages you.

"Thank you, Fuyumi." you said.

"Since you arrived early, do you want to accompany me to get the cake? Natsuo and mom are watching in the kitchen." Fuyumi said.

"Okay." You followed Fuyumi as she left the house and went for a walk outside.

You and Fuyumi chatted on the way to the cake shop to get cakes. When you first come, Fuyumi is always eager to entertain you. From then on you regarded her as a sister.

Kitchen-

Natsuo and Rei are preparing the ingredients for the hot pot. Natsuo was chopping ingredients, while Rei was making soup.

"Mom, where is Fuyumi?" Natsuo asked.

"She went to get the cake with her friends," Rei said.

"Strange that she suddenly ran out." Natsuo said.

"What's wrong with you? Are you unhappy?" Rei approached Natsuo and asked.

"A bit. In fact, I met a girl today and fell in love with her at first sight, but..." Natsuo hesitated.

"But?" Rei asked.

"I didn't ask her name and phone number." Natsuo sighed.

"Hahahaha, there is a chance. Natsuo so nice, you definitely see her again." Rei comforted him warmly.

At this time Hawks and Shoto came to the kitchen—

"Yahoo, I'm interrupting. Ms. Rei, Natsuo~" Hawks walked into the kitchen.

"I'm back. Mom, Natsuo." Shoto said.

"Yo, Hawks. Welcome." Natsuo said.

"Where's Fuyumi?" Shoto said.

"Fuyumi went to get the cake with Wind Breaker." Rei said with a smile.

"Oh~ So with that lonely girl." Natsuo said.

"Is that so? I saw she was very beautiful just now." Rei said doubtfully.

"She very weird. Even knocked over father's cup before." Natsuo laughed.

"Hey Natsuo, don't let her hear you. Be careful she beats you." Hawks advised.

"I'm back. Why are you all in the kitchen?" Endeavor greeted.

"I'm back." Touya said.

"Hey, Endeavor, Touya. I'm here to interrupt~" Hawks greeted.

"Welcome back, Enji, Touya." Rei gave a warm welcome.

"Welcome back, dad, Touya." Natsuo and Shoto greeted together.

"Where is Fuyumi?" Endeavor looked around.

"She went to get the cake with that lonely girl~" Natsuo said with a smile.

"Is she coming too?" Endeavor was curious.

"I invited her to come and get together when she is discharged from hospital today," Shoto said.

"It's a good thing she get through the dangerous period." Endeavor reassured.

7pm Deku and Dynamight arrive together—

"Yo." Dynamight greeted.

"Thank you for the invitation." Deku bowed.

The Todoroki family, Deku, Dynamight and Hawks gathered in the living room to chat. 7pm, everyone brings the cooked soup base and hot pot ingredients to the table and sets them up. Wait for Fuyumi and you to come back before we start dinner together.

The Todoroki family has gone through a period of disharmony. Endeavor and Rei have reconciled, Natsuo has forgiven Endeavor, and Touya has returned to his family andcurrently undergoing treatment for his skin.

7:15pm—

You and Fuyumi hadn't thought about going home until now. Talk about how you spent everything in America. You like chatting with Fuyumi very much, and the long-awaited meeting gives you endless topics to talk about.

You saw Fuyumi standing at the door thinking about something. It turns out that she wanted to give a surprise for Endeavor and let him see the lonely girl. She asks you to carry the cake and gift and hide it first, you follow her lead.

"I'm back! Sorry for being late~" Fuyumi said while standing.

"Welcome back, please sit down. Where's the other one?" Rei said.

"Hehehe, daddy! Everyone! Don't be shocked~ Come out quickly!" Fuyumi shouted.

You took a breath and walked out from behind the door carrying the cake and gifts and bowed to everyone present.

"Long time no see Endeavor." You smiled brightly.

"Y/N?! Is it really you? You have completely changed!" Endeavor was surprised to see you.

"Who is it?" Touya asked doubtfully.

"This is the first time we meet. I'm Y/N, Hero Name: Wind Breaker." You briefly introduce yourself.

"What the Fuck!" Natsuo was suprised.

"Aren't you the person I bumped in this afternoon? So it’s really Natsuo!" You looked at Natsuo in surprise.

"You, you, you... the girl?!" Your current appearance shocked Natsuo.

"Natsuo, you mean..." Shoto asked Natsuo in a low voice.

"Natsuo, is it her?" Rei was curious.

"Shut up! I can't accept it for a while! The changes are too big!" Natsuo said.

"Umm, Endeavor. I don't know what you like but I hope you like it. Happy birthday to you." You handed the gift to Endeavor.

"It's good that you come here. But you have become a lot more cheerful I feel relieved. Fuyumi and I are quite worried about whether you will be bullied in the United States." Endeavor took the gift and said with a smile.

"After all, Y/N was shy and didn't talk much when we first met." Fuyumi said, standing behind you.

You just now noticed that Deku and Dynamight were here too. Oh ya, Top 3 has worked at Endeavor Hero Agency before. You greeted them both.

"Hey! Half and half. How do you invite her?" Dynamight asked.

"Shoto asked me for her contact information. He said it would be more polite to invite her in person," Hawks said.

"Wind Breaker, congratulations on being discharged from the hospital." Deku said warmly.

"It's my dad's birthday today and invited her to have a party." Shoto explained.

"Don't stand talking, sit down quickly." Endeavor invites you to take a seat.

There is an empty seat directly opposite Dynamight, right next to Natsuo. After you sat down, you noticed that Natsuo would peek at you from time to time. When we met in the afternoon, he kept looking straight at you. Could it be that he was wary of you?

"Natsuo, are you feeling uncomfortable?" You looked closer at his face.

"Eh?! No! It's okay! I'm fine!" Natsuo looked away in panic.

"Rei...What happened to Natsuo?" Endeavor asked curiously.

"Hehehe, I don't know either." Rei snickered.

"Mom! Don't say that!" Natsuo shouted.

"So it's really her..." Shoto asked.

"Shut up! Shoto! Stop talking!" Natsuo said in a panic.

"I feel like Natsuo is so weird now." Deku said.

"Hey!" Natsuo blushed.

"Natsuo...could it be...No.1, you should pay attention~" Hawks said with a smile.

"Huh?" Dynamight looked at Hawks.

"Uh-hmmm. Today is Dad's and Endeavor's birthday. Let's all cheer!" Fuyumi raised a glass.

"Cheers!" everyone shouted.

Part 9 end.

*If you have any ideas, you can leave them in the comment section, and I will try to add in the story.*

[jgvfhl]

💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends?

For all the Number Lads! Or just your pick of them 😅

Thank you Novaaaa 😊💖🌟

OC details ask list

🧡 I think for most of the Numbers, their friends are their family. Their squadmates and the clones they serve with are who they've got! At least so far. Sixes might be the only exception here because of Maral, Saleha, and Mira. Maral is his big sister, even after his batch outgrew her. And the Nittas wouldn't be anything less than loving Grandmothers to their very capable military men 😌

💘 Hm... most important thing/person... aside from the Numbers group obviously

Elevensies, Loops, Trees, Fours, and Nines all probably agree the most important thing to them right now are their squadmates, but for slightly different reasons. Those are the people who protect them and whom they have to protect!

Don't have to mention Domino bc I didn't make em up 😋💙

Sevenset... probably the Numbers. That is his pride and joy. Do-si-do is probably torn between Sevenset being more important than their Z-95 ship 😂 (sevens will win, dw)

Sixes, uhhhh yeah see 🧡 Above. His family means the world to him. It's not his fault he was cloned from a Mandalorian!

[im-no-jedi]

MLWTBB: Business Is Business

aka the (continued) journey into my self insert nonsense✨

chapter summary: the reunion between Hannah and the Bad Batch is delayed due to interference from the Pyke Syndicate, and Hannah finally speaks her mind about how she truly feels about Roland.

notes: this is a continuation of my story, “My Life With The Bad Batch”; I highly recommend reading that first before this one! I created a few new planets for this story. I’m also not 100% versed in SW terminology, so forgive me if some things are labeled incorrectly! each chapter will be rated accordingly, as opposed to the overall fic. lastly, there is romance in this story. hope you enjoy! 💙

add. notes: I FORGOT TO POST THIS BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAYS WHOOPS 😅 this chapter was edited and proofread by my sis @jam-n-ham! thanks sis!! 😋💙 this was originally where this story was going to end, as it’s the end of the episode, but... well, you’ll see next time 😜

Chapter 3, 2700+ words, rated T (more gun violence and other violence, again just stuff from the episode 😬)

previous chapters: Chapter 1 - Chapter 2

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The parlor was a mess. All of Roland’s men had been wiped out and now littered the floor more than the actual trash. Cid did her best to not step on any of the bodies as she made her way inside, a smug smile plastered on her reptilian face.  

“See? My plan worked like a charm. Even better than expected.”

The rest of the group did their best to avoid the carnage as well, stepping further into the parlor behind Cid. Hunter’s first instinct was to scan the room for any living persons, but found none, which honestly concerned him. He didn’t want to assume the worst, but his thoughts naturally went to worrying about where Hannah had gotten to. He could still smell her, which somehow worried him even more, but he said nothing about it. More importantly, he could feel footsteps approaching from the back room, which was about to potentially bring about even more trouble.

Stepping out of the hallway was Roland, cuffed at the wrists, followed by three Pykes. Hunter thought he sensed another presence, but didn’t see anybody else yet. Upon noticing Cid, Roland gestured towards her, saying, “that’s her, she’s the one you want.”

Yup. More trouble was definitely about to happen.

“It has come to my attention that you have stolen our shipment of spice,” the head Pyke said, stepping out from behind Roland. “Return it to us, and we will consider this matter resolved.”

Cid put on a confused face, replying, “Not sure what he’s been telling you, but we don’t have any spice.”

Despite their expressionless faces, it was obvious the Pykes weren’t buying the lie. “Kill them all,” the head Pyke said to the other two, who promptly pointed their blasters at Cid and the Batch.

“Wait,” Hunter said, throwing a hand up to stop them. “We don’t have the spice on us, but we know where it is.” He took a defensive stance in front of Omega, who gladly hid behind her big brother.

“My patience is wearing very thin,” the head Pyke dryly replied. “If you know where the spice is, then you should have no problem retrieving it.” His gaze then went downward, towards the little girl behind Hunter. “Until you do, the child stays here.”

All at once, the four enhanced Clones quickly drew their blasters at the Pykes, with Omega shrinking further behind her brothers. “Not happening,” Hunter growled.

“You misunderstand,” the head Pyke responded, completely unshaken by the attempted threat. “This is not a negotiation.” Without anyone realizing it, one of the other Pykes had gone back to the hallway and began dragging someone out into the main room.

Hunter knew who it was even before they came into the room. He heard Omega gasp. His eyes went wide and the grip on his blaster tightened. “Hannah...” Hunter’s blood boiled. It took everything in him to not gun down all the Pykes right then and there.  

Hannah looked terrified. She was cuffed at the wrists like Roland, with a blaster stuck against her back from the Pyke who’d dragged her in.

The room went completely silent.

Then Cid, seeing the situation they were in, decided to speak up. “If I may?” The head Pyke silently approved, and Cid turned to Hunter, who definitely looked like he was about to pull the trigger at any second.  

“You all don’t realize who you’re dealing with,” Cid said to the boys. “If you don’t lower your blasters, we’re all gonna wish we were dead!” She placed a hand on Hunter’s outstretched arm, which made him ease up only slightly. “Let me handle this.”

Hunter looked at Cid, then back at Hannah again. Like she had done earlier, Hannah was pleading with Hunter with her eyes, tears visibly welling in them. Hunter felt helpless, a feeling he couldn’t stand in the least. But he wasn’t stupid. He knew Cid was right. Shaking with anger, Hunter lowered his blaster and told the others to do the same. He could feel Omega beside him and desperately wished he could go in her place.  

“It’s ok, kid,” he said, placing a hand on his little sister’s shoulder. “Stay with Hannah. We’ll be back, I promise.”

Omega looked at each of her brothers sadly, feeling as equally helpless as Hunter. Then she looked to Hannah, who was looking back at her solemnly. If nothing else, having Hannah there with her would make this slightly less painful. The little girl ran towards her friend, who immediately caught Omega in her arms, holding her close.

“A wise decision,” the head Pyke said. “I look forward to you bringing our spice back to us.”

Nobody said anything else as Cid and the rest of the Batch left. Soft crying could be heard from Hannah and Omega, which broke Hunter’s heart. He turned to look back at them one last time, just catching Hannah looking up at him at the same time. The two shared one last longing look before Hunter turned to leave. Hannah held Omega closer, afraid the small girl would disappear if she let go. She too felt nothing but helplessness.

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Hours passed as everyone at the parlor waited for the Batch to return with the spice. The Pykes had cuffed Omega the same as Roland and Hannah, and they were keeping them in the parlor, still littered with dead bodies. Hannah couldn’t bring herself to look at them, solely keeping her focus on Omega, who had not once left her side. But the little girl in question was much bolder and was already thinking of ways she could get out of this mess. She eyed one of the blasters laying on the ground, which didn’t go unnoticed by Roland.

“Don’t try it. They’ll kill you.”

Hannah eyed him crossly. “Well at least she’s trying to do something, unlike you.”

“Oh, you think I haven’t already?” Roland replied, equally cross. “Besides, if your friends don’t return with the spice, we’re all dead.” He huffed and leaned further against the table he was sitting against. “That’s what happens when you meddle in other people’s business.” He scowled at both of the girls, who were sitting on the floor just a few feet away from him.

“Us?” Omega exclaimed. “You’re the one who took Cid’s parlor from her!”

“You take what you want,” Roland said proudly. “That’s the Durand way.” He sighed. “It’s a tactic my mother has perfected.”

Again with the mother issues. Hannah scoffed, saying, “Yeah, that’s workin’ out real well for you, buddy.”

“So, your mother’s a criminal too?” Omega asked, genuinely curious.  

Roland groaned and rolled his eyes. “You make it sound so undignified.”

Hannah wanted to crawl over and smack Roland on the head. “Gee, I wonder why that is!”  

Roland chuckled to himself, ignoring Hannah. “If she saw me now...”

“You are unbelievable,” Hannah said, shaking her head at him and huffing.

“Coming from you, I’ll take that as a compliment.” A piece of trash came flying at Roland’s head from Hannah’s direction. He looked to see her scowling at him, her face nearly as red as her hair from anger.

While this happened, Ruby came crawling over from the corner of the room and snuggled into Omega’s lap, much to the little girl’s delight. Both Hannah and Roland put aside their squabble for the moment to enjoy the adorable sight.  

“Ruby doesn’t take a liking to many people,” Roland said, almost sounding jealous.  

Hannah snickered, adding, “Omega has that effect on others.”

Omega beamed and began petting Ruby on the back. “Don’t worry, Ruby. We’ll get out of this.”

Roland sighed and looked at Omega. His lip quirked. “How do you do it?”

“Do what?” Omega asked.

“How can you be so... hopeful? Despite everything that’s happened?”

Omega shrugged. “I don’t know. I have faith in my brothers, and Cid too. It’s part of what being a family is, after all.”

Roland groaned again. “Your family maybe...”

Hannah couldn’t take it anymore. By then, in her mind, Roland had officially become even more annoying than Vin ever was. “Oh my gosh, would you please stop with the ‘poor me’ crap? We get it, your mom is hard on you and your life is soooooo difficult because of it. If anything, I have more respect for her now knowing how much of a brat you are!”

The room fell silent after that. Even Ruby didn’t make a peep. Omega looked between Roland and her adopted sister, wondering if she should say anything or stay out of it.

Eventually, a snicker was heard from Roland. “How about that? You actually were listening to me ramble earlier.”

Omega decided to chime in now. “Hannah’s good at listening to others, even if she doesn’t like them.”

“A good quality to have, I suppose.” Roland looked at Hannah, who was once again glaring at him, then back to Omega. “You’re lucky to have someone like her in your family.”

“I know,” Omega said, leaning harder against her adopted sister.

Hannah just huffed and looked away, unable to hide the gratified look on her face. To her discretion, she began rethinking her previous statement about Roland. Yes, he was still terrible. But maybe he wasn’t as bad as Vin. Maybe.

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By the time night fell, the Pykes received word that the spice was en route back to the city. The girls looked at each other happily, proudly taunting Roland about how “they told him so”. Roland was genuinely surprised and impressed, but he played it off nonchalantly. The Pykes gathered the three of them up and brought them to Cid’s docking bay, along with Ruby, who was still being carried by Omega. They didn’t have to wait long before the Marauder came flying in – a sight that brought Hannah and Omega immeasurable joy.

Once the ship landed, the boys wasted no time hauling the reacquired spice crates out for the Pykes to see. Hannah’s heart swelled at seeing them again, this time believing she might actually get fully reunited with them. She still had a blaster to her back though and told herself to not get too excited yet.

After all the crates were offloaded, one of the Pykes opened a crate to confirm that the spice was still inside. Sure enough, despite whatever had happened to the crates, the spice was still all there and completely intact.  

The head Pyke addressed Cid and the boys, saying, “Since the spice has been returned, the matter between us is resolved.” He then pulled a dagger out from behind him and turned towards Roland, who was still cuffed and kneeling on the ground. “But not with you.”

Omega and Hannah both looked at Roland sympathetically. Despite everything that had happened, Hannah still pitied Roland, if only a little. Then both girls were suddenly shoved forward, towards the others. They were finally free. Both of them immediately ran for Hunter, who had his arms out for each of them. Omega still had Ruby in her arms and was only able to lean against Hunter’s side, but Hannah practically crashed into him, clutching his neck tightly and burying her face into his shoulder.

The moment was quickly interrupted by the sound of Roland being shoved against one of the crates. Everyone watched as the head Pyke raised his dagger over Roland’s head. Hannah audibly gasped.  

“Don’t!” Omega cried out, genuine concern in her voice. She stepped forward, causing Hunter to reach out in an attempt to stop her. “He made a mistake. That’s all!”  

Cid stepped forward as well, adding, “She’s right – kill him, and you’ll be starting a war with Isa Durand. Do you want that heat right now? Call this a bad deal, and walk away.”

To say Hannah was shocked would be an understatement. She was used to Omega doing this sort of thing, but seeing Cid stand up for the guy who quite literally stole her parlor from her made Hannah almost think she was imagining things.

The head Pyke was not willing to listen though. “We do not accept bad deals,” he hissed in his monotone voice before once again raising his dagger over Roland’s head.  

Hannah turned her face away as the blade swung down. She heard Roland cry out and could feel a pang in her heart. Cautiously, she looked back to see Roland not beheaded, but simply rolling on the ground in pain, clutching the top of his head. A severed horn laid on the crate in front of them, which was promptly picked up by the head Pyke.  

“Our business is finished,” he said, then looked down at the writhing Roland. “It would not be wise for our paths to cross again.”

With that, the Pykes gathered the crates of spice and began walking off, leaving the newly disgraced Roland on the ground. Roland turned towards everyone else, an ashamed look on his face. He saw Omega walking towards him, still holding Ruby gently and looking at him sympathetically.  

“Are you ok?” she asked, crouching down closer to him.

Roland shook his head and turned away from Omega, his newly severed horn now on full display. “It’s a small price to pay.”

Hannah looked up at Hunter, who looked back at her, wordlessly telling her that everything was ok. Gently, Hannah eased up her grip around his neck so that he could approach Omega. Wrecker was standing nearby and offered his arm out to her, which Hannah gladly took, wrapping her arms around his waist and getting pulled into a signature Wrecker squeeze. She watched as Roland stood up and was handed Ruby by Omega, with Hunter standing behind her.  

“I’ll be going now,” Roland said, his face once again turned away in shame. He shot a glance towards Hannah, who acknowledged him before he turned and walked away.

It was weird seeing Roland just walk away like that. Compared to Vin, he really wasn’t as bad as Hannah initially thought. Maybe this event would change him in a way that Vin never got. Maybe. Hannah wasn’t going to get her hopes up, that’s for sure.

Once Roland was gone, Cid turned to Tech, Echo, and Wrecker, saying, “Come on boys. First round’s on me.”  

Wrecker scoffed and patted Hannah on the back. “You owe us way more than that!”  

Cid smirked and replied, “Don’t push your luck.”

For the first time all week, Hannah laughed. “Well, I guess I’ll provide the seconds then.”  

Wrecker also laughed, giving her another squeeze and saying, “And this is why you’re our favorite!” The three boys then ran off, leaving Hannah behind with Cid.

“It’s fine,” Cid said, turning to Hannah with a smirk. “I can admit when I’ve been beaten.”

Hannah laughed again. “Alright, who are you, and what have you done with Cid?”

“Hey, even an old codger like me can change if necessary.” Cid came up to Hannah and patted her on the arm. “Besides, believe it or not, you’re my favorite too, Red.”  

Hannah’s eyes lit up, genuinely touched by Cid’s words.  

Cid leaned in closer, saying, “Just don’t tell the boys I said that.”  

Hannah giggled and nodded in reply.

Cid and Hannah began making their way back to the parlor together, the other boys long gone by now. Cid hoped they were making themselves useful by cleaning out the bodies, which Hannah had forgotten about and grimaced at the thought of. She quickly realized though that she was missing something. Two things actually. She let Cid continue on and stopped to look back at the docking bay.  

Still standing together, side by side like usual, were Hunter and Omega – her lover and her adopted sister. Everything that had happened that week suddenly didn’t matter anymore. It was over now. All that Hannah cared about most was what was right in front of her, in that moment. She saw Omega run towards her and smiled fondly, holding out a hand for her. They began walking together, hand in hand, like they had done from the very first day they met. Then turning to the other side, Hannah held out her other hand for Hunter, who she knew was right behind them. He gently grabbed her hand and interlaced their fingers together, pulling her closer and kissing the side of her head.

Hannah was definitely not going to be lonely for a while.

[kabutone]

ok i have a pitch for the next saw movie. i think they should put anti vax and anti mask ppl in traps 😋 i know john kramer is dead but if he was still alive he would NOT stand for the rampant ableism some people display, esp as a cancer patient himself

ok so here’s how it starts, somebody wakes up in a room. this person could be a variety of characters, but i’m thinking maybe someone who deliberately spreads misinformation about covid being a “hoax,” or someone that has repeatedly yelled at retail workers for being asked simply to put a mask on. those people yknow? OR perhaps if we wanna be really fun, a gov official who decided to just throw their people to the wolves by not enforcing proper safety protocols and just “letting everyone get it”

this person wakes up in a room, with some kind of uncomfortable, but not life threatening device attached to them. i haven’t really come up with what this is, but maybe those metal cuffs william easton had on? maybe they’ve got a sharp inner texture, like an inside out cheese grater, so you can’t force it off, you need a key.

so the tapes comes on and basically explains that they will have to go through four rooms. in each room, there will be a key. they can either grab the key, unlock one cuff and leave to get out of here as soon as possible. BUT if they do that, an unknown person will die as a result. if they want to save that person they have to do a series of tasks, but nothing life threatening. the moral of this trap is basically, “will you endure a little bit of discomfort to save the life of another unknown person? or will you let them die simply because you refuse to spare 5 minutes to save them?”

think of the first few traps in saw 3 and 7. bobby didn’t have to do anything that physically harmed himself until he had to lift that bar thing, and even then, that wasn’t that bad. the bad part was the teeth and the hooks. and jeff didn’t even have to do anything that harmed himself physically except in the freezer room, but that was just a little bit of his face.

so the traps are basically like that, except they cannot see the other person. so for example, if that weightlifting trap bobby was in was just bobby in a room, lifting that bar, and he couldn’t see what was happening to suzanne— or even that it WAS suzanne in the first place. would he— or this new trap victim— go through the trouble of saving someone if they didn’t know who it was?

so anyway, maybe this person saves a few people. maybe they save nobody. maybe they save everybody. either way, by the time they get out of the trap, they learn that all of the people they had to save were their beloved friends, family, coworkers, etc.

the people they chose to save are still alive and are safe, and can escape. the people they did not save have all died in horrifically painful ways. maybe one last video tape comes on to remind them that they considered five minutes of their own comfort more important the the life of their parents, best friends, siblings, grandparents etc etc, whoever was in the trap.

ALTERNATIVELY: multiple shitty anti vaxxers/anti maskers in a trap together. they each take turns deciding whether or not to save a loved one of another person in the trap with them. This one I imagine to be similar to Saw V, where you need all five people to complete the trap safely. The more people you lose, the less the group’s chances of surviving are.

for example let’s say person A is in one room, separate from persons B, C, and D, who are all in another room but everyone can still see and hear each other. Person A has one person in front of them, a relative of person B. Person A can choose to save this person, but by doing so, they’ll have to continue the trap with the other members. If they choose NOT to save them, person A can be taken out of the trap and can wait for the others to finish without them.

Now it’s up to Person B to beg and cry hard enough to convince person A to please save their relative. Person B now knows what it feels like to have the lives of their loved ones threatened by people who don’t know or care about them at all. And person A must decide if their own split second comfort is more important than saving someone’s life. And are they more motivated to take action when this person’s relative is screaming and begging them not to let their loved one die?

And this happens for all four people, everyone gets a chance to save a person while someone in the other room is begging them to not let their loved one die. If person A were to leave, they wouldn’t be there to save their own relative who is further down in the trap. So let’s say Person D now has the option to escape the trap or save a life. But person A isnt there to beg them to save this person, so maybe they’re more likely to let them die and leave.

anywayyyy i think saw should be real so anti vaxxers and anti maskers can be put in traps cause i’m tired of people acting like disabled ppl do not matter!!!

[blue-ravens]

thoughts on blueberry pancakes (the food, not the ship 😋) and on our donna marie (who is not food but IS a snack) 💜💜💜

SEE this is how well you know me, asking me about BREAKFAST FOOD. waffles are fine. they're okay. french toast.... yeah. but it's a fine line between soggy stale bread and scrambled eggs (and i really hate scrambled eggs). but do you ever just get a stack of soft, fluffy, warm buttermilk pancakes and just drown them in maple syrup and remember there is some beauty and hope in the world? and do you know how to improve on perfection, as hard as that sounds? BLUEBERRIES. get yourself a punnet of hawkes bay blueberries for two bucks fifty a punnet in december and then you'll know joy. listen i just ate breakfast and now i want pancakes. they're practically a food group.

donna marie parker OUR beloved. do you ever... just get a character that is given about ten minutes screen time and base your entire personality on their presence. DO YOU EVER. i have literally waxed philharmonic on this so. many. times. in the past four years, and there's a good reason for that and that is i could write whole epics about her. idk how many times i've seen the episode itself over the past thirty years but GOD it was always a favourite and i looked forward to it every time. she's so fucking FUNNY. she makes him laugh. she FITS. it's such a fun and goofy plot and it's way, way too easy to ship them and conjure au's and entire backstories and dedicate your entire life to it. so i'm going to spend my time in this godforsaken fandom preaching the gospel of donna marie parker to ANYONE who will listen.

[iamsoyoshihiro]

Journey 6

Two very important D.C. buildings hold many treasures, that savor the memories of those who came before us. Our journey this past week focused of visiting the (National Museum of The American Indian) and The National Portrait Gallery.

Our itinerary followed this pattern.

1. Get to (NMAI)

2. Finish your research and proceed to Chinatown for lunch.

3. Meet at the National Portrait Gallery for your tour and sketching.

4. Sketch your personal portrait.

5. Take tour.

6. Check in with leader before leaving for the day.

We were required to complete reaserch at NMAI. Each group had an avg. of 3 people per group, and we were all given topics to study. My group, containing my friends Aya and Nicole, was focused on astrology.

Our other goal was to be completed at The National portrait gallery. Our tasks, to: create a self portrait, and find a guided tour.

Our day began at seven o’clock or so. My sister and I reached Bethesda’s La Madeleine on time, despite our ‘quote on quote, “late start”.’ I thanked any heavenly power for my father, who despite our late start got us to our destination with no scratches.

As teenagers, we are often late for events or goals. It could be homework or getting to a destination, but we always think that we have a plan, and then it falls apart right when we need it most. We left La Madeleine late... as unfortunately usual.

We got to NMAI with only slight delay. The pro life march took place on that day, so the metro was flooded with protestors heading into DC; so our commute was a little delayed.

The museum security let us through and we split off into our groups to go and explore our respective topics. My group proceeded to the fourth floor, in order to research Native American astrology.

Some interesting observations included the role of colors. Many of the people represented in each exhibit, used a color to represent the four cardinal directions. Red, yellow, white, and black were the most common. These colors were likely chosen because of the many species of corn which each have a distinctly different color, and could be found in all different directions.

- The Machupe Universe

We also had the opportunity to learn a lot about ceremonies. The lives of many of these people were full of celebration. We found some very interesting and ornate costumes as you can see below.

- Peruvian Celebratory Costume.

- Another costume (used for in-town or in-home celebration.)

We had the opportunity to see the entire exhibit, before anyone else arrived. We visited each people exhibit, and along the way we stopped and learned about the constellations of Native American Culture.

We finished running through the next exhibit and reached the exit stairwell. But before we could do anything else I found a giant rainbow reflection moving slowly across the walls of the main hall. The rainbow effect is caused by prism shaped, liquid filled, prisms; these prisms bend the light and reflect it against the walls of the building. We took some colorful pictures to say the least.

- Nicole and Trinity, posing in a rainbow hue.

- Sleepy Someone

I also took a picture that was very reminiscent of the mood of the day.

- Picture, by myself.

Lunch time!!! We proceeded to our destination at Chinatown, and dispersed in groups. Myself, and five other friends reached a noodle shop. I was very intimidated by this noodle shop and found a new partner. When I say that we went on a journey just to find ramen I am not joking.... Everyone was packed!! But we found a place called Bantam King and completed our very extended lunch.

Visit the Bantam King website to find locations: https://www.bantamking.com/

P.S. They also serve fried chicken.👌😋