#Personalized Pet Collors

[tonyrhodes1998]

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[gimmeurmoneyagh]

𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 - 𝟎:𝟎𝟑

❝𝟏𝟔𝟎𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐄𝐠𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭❞

- Cleo De Nile

“OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!“

“NYAH?! The heck is this!?“ Grim frowned.

A half-red, half-black collor appeared around Grim’s neck, Grim tried to claw at it to make it get off.

“Laws of the Queen of Hearts: Number 23 ’One shall never bring a cat into a festival’!“ He glared at you now, you were about to walk over and curse his entire bloodline when Riddle began to speak again.

“You being a cat means you’ve broken the rule. I shall have you leave at once!“

“I’m not a cat!“ Grim cried, “I’ll burn this collar right up and... EH! I can’t use my fire!“

Riddle giggled but tried to pass it off as a chuckle (spoiler alert it did not convince anyone) to Grim’s misfortune, “Hmph! You won’t be using any magic until I remove the collar. Just like an ordinary cat.“

“Wh-what?! I’m not some pet!“ Grim tried to retort.

“Don’t worry I’d never keep a pet like you“ Riddle sneered. “I’ll take it off when you get thrown out anyway.“

Azul butted into the conversation wearing a saccharine smile, “Wonderful as ever. Any and all magic gets sealed by your unique magic, Riddle. I want it..- *cough* No. I would never want that cast on me.“ He nervously chuckled.

’Real smooth’ you thought, frowning a bit when that failure of a person, Crowley decided to reprimand you (for what? you never make any mistakes you’re practically perfect!)

“You must do something about this, (Name)! It is your familiar!“ He scowled. “Maybe properly discipli-“

“It’s not mine,“ You gritt your teeth in anger, you wanted out of this weirdo school. You missed Ghoulia and her doing your homework. 😢

“It’s not yours...?“ he pursed his lips, as you shook your head for a ’no’.

“Yeah, If I’m supposed to be ’magicless’ how am I supposed to have a familiar?“ You asked, motioning for him to answer.

“Ehhh..“ He tugged at his coat and coughed into his hand, “My apologies! Anyway, let’s get it out of the school. And as I am gracious we won’t cook it into a stew. My my, truly my kindess is boundless!“ He smiled.

’boundless my ass’ 

“Someone help please!“ at those words the entire crowd shuffled and went farther from him.

And honestly, same.

“GYAH! LET ME GO!“ Grim shrieked, still clawing at the collar “I am- I’m going to become the greatest mage ever!!“

Two boys were pushed into the open and forced to through Grim out of the ceremony.

’How annoying’ you curled your lips downwards, eyeing Grim with distate. It was deserved as he was annoying and even almost burned you! You took immense satisfaction at his shouts (were you beefing with an animal? yes. do you care? no)

“W-we may have had a bit of trouble along the way but this bring the entrance ceremony to a close!“ Crowley loud ahh voice snapping you out of your thoughts. 

“Housewardens, please show the new students back to the dorms!“ He said, putting his hands on his hips and looking into space as if he was delivering a great speech.

He looked down at the students again before pausing, “...hmm? Now that I think about it, I don’t see the dorm leader of Diasomnia, Mr. Draconia anywhere.“

“That’s no different from usual, is it?“ the were-lion(? you still weren’t sure) snarked.

“Whaat? Did nobody tell him about the ceremo....“

You tuned out and just looked around the room, you were busy looking at some cutie with white hair and purplish eyes when someone with a deep voice spoke up (LOUDLY! VERY LOUDLY! [it wasn’t it really wasn’t])

“It seems I was correct“ people still talk like that? 

“I thought he might come but Malleus really didn’t“ you turned your head to the direction of the voice and...

Draculaura?! She’s here too?

Wait no that was a boy.

But uhm... why was he so fucking short. No short people-hate but you did not expect that voice to come out of that.

You liked his hair though.

“It seems the invitation ’never arrived’ again...“ He lamented.

Not being invited? hah. Could never happen to you. (you miss monster high, even if you’ve only been gone for probably an hour)

“My dearest apologies. I promise we didn’t intend to exclude you“ said Azul, putting a hand on his chest. (he seemed fake)

“His aura makes it hard for us to approach him.“ Riddle defended himself (and the others ig).

Meanwhile you went back to looking at the cutie with white hair again.

“It’s fine. Members of Diasomnia can come follow me. I just hope this doesn’t upset him...“

That was a weird interaction. 

You were standing blinking wide eyed wondering what just happened when- “Then (Name), I’m terribly sorry about this but..-“

“You’re making me leave? Yeah I figured“ (you really didn’t but you would rather die then admit that)

“*ahem* Correct! Those without any talent for magic cannot be allowed to attend class here“ You shrugged at that you didn’t really care about this place and if you were gone for too long that bitch Torelai might steal your spot as fearleading captain.

“However there is no need to worry. The dark mirror will send you directly back from whence you came from“ He motioned his hands toward the big mirror.

You smiled a bit at that one, who knew a clown could actually make people smile!

“Enter the gate and picture your home clearly in mind...“

“Oh Dark Mirror! Guide this one back to the place she belongs!“  He belloed raising his hands ip

At that you scrunch your eye-lids tight causing some of those color/light spots. You thought of the sea Lagoona’s family came from, the normie town near Monster High, your room. Your room filled with clothes, posters, and burn books. You thought of your jewels and all your credit and debit cards. You missed your money already. And all your friends even Clawdeen’s annoying little sister. Uhhhh... Growleen. Yeah her.

You even crossed your fingers and spoke an old egyptian chant for luck. (you however didn’t notice someone jolting in surprise at the chant)

“........“

Crowley looked around (probably embarrased) “Oh... Uh once more. Oh Dark Mirror! Guide thi-“ 

“It is nowhere“ 

That’s a lie. You wanted to go already. ☹️☹️☹️.

“Eh?“ Crowley looked shocked “The place she belongs is nowhere in this world... It does not exist“

What?! Now you were shocked, you were standing hunched over mouth open and your eye was twitching. This wasn’t in (whatever Monster High world is called)?! And apparently (whatever Monster High world is called) doesn’t exist here either?!

Where the fuck were you?! You missed your ghoulfriends...

“What did you say? That is unbelievable! Hmm, well, the unbelievable has been on parade today.“ Crowley hummed, putting stroking his chin again.

Meanwhile you were having an existential breakdown, iconically.

“This is the first time it’s ever happened since I became headmaster, what should be..“ Crowley’s sockets narrowed. “Where exactly did you come from?“

“Are you dumb? I told you earlier Monster High, which is located in (wherever the fuck Monster High world is called)“ you stood straight up at the attention being brought back to you. Even if you were scared you had to make good impressions because you didn’t have daddy’s money anymore.

“I’ve never heard of such a place“ Crowley admitted. Yeah, you were absolutely screwed. 

“I have a general grasp of where all the students came from but I’ve never even heard that name before. Let us do some research in the library.“ 

And with a swish of his cloak he quickly motioned for you to follow him.

[providencepeakrp]

Today is the day many adults in Providence Peak have been waiting for. No, it’s not Friday yet. Okay, so maybe the second most-awaited day, but if you have been waiting for this day like most of our lovely city citizens, make sure you meander down to Mayor Harris’ table set-up at the Spring Extravaganza and drop your tickets into the baskets for the various raffle prizes offered below! Each person is allowed to purchase 5 raffle tickets for $10, with all proceeds going to True Colors Community Outreach program. May luck be in your favor this week!

If your character is joining in on this fun, please submit on discord in list format with the character name on top how your character spent their tickets. They must pick one prize per ticket, entering a total of five possible prizes.

Put Your Records On Vintage Basket

The Vinyl Countdown has gathered a beautiful basket full of records from the 1970′s in mint condition, accessories and cleaners that will help your record player run smooth as honey, a vintage Pink Floyd concert tee, and a gift card worth $30 to be spent in their store.

Benny and Duke's Unlimited (for a day) Game Card

Ever dream of owning a waffle maker from an arcade, but don't want to spend the money on the amount of games it would take to earn those 20,000 tickets to buy it? Never fear! Try your chance on a game card already pre-loaded with an entire day's worth of games. Just show up and play until your heart's content or until the arcade closes at the end of the night. Surely you'll make it to that offbrand waffle maker in no time!

Take a break with Take a Break!

A voucher for one free ‘anger management’ session is being offered courtesy of The Break Room. Add your tickets to the jar in hopes of a moment to destress and a chance to imagine a fancy ceramic duck is your coworker for an hour!

What's the Inside Scoop?

What would you do if you had a chance to name an entire ice cream flavor after yourself? Well, now's your chance to find out! If you win this prize, you'll have the choice of creating a unique ice cream flavor and choosing the name for it, whether it's after yourself or just something wild off the top of your head! This flavor will remain the special of the summer.

Good Pets for a Good Pet Basket

Treat your pet to the finest things in life with this basket courtesy of Good Pets. Included is a gift certificate for a free all-inclusive spa groom, a brand new leash and collor, a selection of bandanas, and of course, a wide variety of treats! You'll also find a $150 gift card to spend in the store as you wish!

Wine and Dine Basket

A specially curated basket by The Grape Escape that’s exploding with handcrafted cheese, grape wines, and a wooden board crafted for only the best charcuterie boards has been donated by the locally owned vineyard.

Explore Coral Cove

The entire aquarium to yourself for one night. This is it. This is the prize. A sleepover with your favorite aquatic animal, whether that's a shark, a puffin, or maybe even an octopus. Win this and you have the chance to experience what may lie in the ocean at nighttime — all from your very own sleeping bag! Included in this package are midnight snacks and space for up to 12 people.

Hookah You Up!

Everyone needs an afternoon off to just chill out with a group of friends and not have to worry about the stress of the week weighing on their shoulders. Win this and this dream will be your reality! Included is a free hookah session at Hookah Me Up for a group of five.

Wild Thornberry Coming Through!

Get absolutely feral for a chance to go behind the scenes of Providence Peak's most beloved animal safari park. Learn just how long a giraffe's neck is, feed the deer, pet the world's cutest monkey — and maybe you'll even get an up close experience with some of the biggest birds in the world. The possibilities are endless with this opportunity courtesy of Thornberry Adventure Park!

Romantic Evening for Two

Wine and dine that special someone in your life with a candlelit evening four-course meal in a secluded, romantic booth at Sultanim. Enter your name for a chance to snag a once in a date life opportunity!

The Jade Palace Presents: A Day at the Spa

Not only will you find bath and beauty products galore in this basket, but you'll also be treated to an all-inclusive spa day at The Jade Palace Resort. Take the day for yourself that you deserve and work those knots out by entering your name to win this grand opportunity.

Adult Toys and Accessories

Just because winter is ending doesn’t mean it’s time to stop spicing it up with your partner of choice. Condom Sense has provided a a brand new Rabbit vibrator, spring flavored lubes including strawberry jam, peanut butter, and coconut, and their specialty made toy cleaner to help the spice continue long into the warmer months.

Wake Up Call Basket and Sweepstakes

Tired of paying for a $7 coffee everyday? Well, with this prize you no longer have to! At least, for a year, anyway. Deja Brew brings you the chance to win a basket full of hot and iced coffee cups and accessories and an entire year full of free coffee! Limited one specialty drink per day.

2024 Ford Mustang Mach-E

Go the extra miles and save yourself some gas money on your commute courtesy of Choice Motors with the 2024 Ford Mustang Mach-E, a fitting eruption green metallic exterior and a sleek all black interior. A classic reimagined as a commuter's dream SUV. Time to find out if this will be your lucky year!

[wikiblair]

15 Questions, 5 Mutuals

Yeeey, I was tagged by @weinzapfeltalks :-). Thanks for thinking about me :-).

Are you named after anyone? No, I don´t think so

When was the last time I cried? Last week, in cinema watching Man called Otto.

Do you have kids? Nope and I never want to have them, thank you very much.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I do I guess.. My friend thought me how to be sarcastic little shit so.. I blame her :D.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? That´s difficult to say. When I can´t see their face I always notice hair (haircut, hair collor, etc). When I can see their face, I alwas watch for eyes.

What’s your eye color?  Classic dark brown

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings. Scary movies are not my jam. I prefer action flics where things go boom :-).

Any special interests? Does collecting coins counts as special interest :)?

Where were you born? In our local hospital after 12 hours of labor as my mom hapilly reminds me every now and then :-).

What are your hobbies? Reading fanfics, reading books (although I didn´t read a book in three years so I don´t know it´s still count as a hobby), oggling blogs on tumblr (yes I don´t have any interesting hobbies, I am very boring person)

Have any pets? No I don´t. I am not mentally stable enough to take care for another living beeing.

What sports do you play/have you played? I used to play handball as a kid (which is kinda our family sport, almost every cousin I have played handball at some point of their lives) and florbal for our school team.

How tall are you? Weinzapfel complained that she is short.. I raise you with my 156 cm girl :-D.

Favorite subject in school? History

Dream job? I wanted to be a meteorologist as a kid :D. But ever since then, I grew up and find out every job has it´s cons, so no dream job for me.

Tagging: @saii79 @angry-velociraptor @simauita @captainmariskahartigay @supergeekgirl05

[agapesophy]

Animal Justice & Research Animals who Nark!

Forth Edition.

The laws of sentient food and the laws of animals given by the doctor of the law, because the love is the law & love is under will & because we do so effortlessly, Wink, Wink, Ink.

Unlucky animals don't care what you thought, because legibility is a defense you can't read, but lacking judgement on writing is dangerous because confusion's injuries in first instinct of those who first loved us must have been with my snoring with the dead because the hatred must have been won by love first but we learn as children learn what they must young but I much older the same in writing because you know me do you why judge foolish lights of your absurd hatred because you can't understand what is meant if you can't ask the question why can't you!

Therefore we know the greater risk because those who lack judgment in writing trust but I didn't have much input ever before because my ancestors were more likely to beat upon my calf of my shin without any pain that have reproof to discomfort make ugly your slanderous damnable lie to my honor unheard my thank you,. because appearance of my baby cows are so innocent say any Indian way who loves their pets you have judged my Animals wrong again to any question of my benefit why judge my calves wrong they're not veal to to be eaten by your deal with your delusional way because the return of slander is due my smile I can't hear your slander rightly so flushed down a toilet wrong to me!

I know this unbitter lesson is the way of my white rat way to my wonder? Why because the dead injury me in kindnesses more than the living bother me for the virtue of my lack of judgement that trusted you in my Solitude's preference and never realized you thought so wrong of my poorly write ghost calves my ancestors did beat upon me just like mosquitoes sting without my knowledge to my huge immune disorder. a blood sucking parasites so slanderous my injury to innocent baby cows Indian teacher of bureaucracy, because those deceived are loved oh no say your inward clown who knew dropped on yourh head to never know love as a child but by stealing candy as the pity of mother's in their sight is the only love a little child between seven and nine can know until the same mother say enough because a jury will know you wrong once they do, but whatever you can have your pity now that you a bad jury clerk mother who won't love a child with pity once you knew me wrong it is too wrong you judge me now with a Tator tears I am pity her the clerks that had denied their inward mothers I gave it back saying your the wrong jury to judge me and I never did it again because guardians will have to pick what's cuter an innocent one say the white rat who hate Jury tamperors and fascist Kings who are bad actors because virtuous before are free and Perfect when they are so young and cute like me because I didn't know trust is wrong either why seek out a liability for anyone so wrong of us I am sure, because I don't know if rights protect one from liability like I do in person to my own comfort of solitude, I wonder why?

I have had loved and trusted solitude most of my life because it safer and preferable but the jackel of education is like any animals collor that have dog tags of loyalty because they ain't guilty of being loved and all that right, because the debt taken frees the injuried homosapien shamed to death insured by the building of education of course, because no canine is ever shamed by his master fallen dead over and over wrong to him set up by his ancestors more human than you know, because that ain't funny, but only the victims whose brought the liability to collect what belongs to whom about with that liability like the dead who can't write without a ghost writer that a white rat in Ibis headgear knows his safety of John Hancock in a large print pornographically, as if for sale to his red coat loyalty the king might wonderlands a Lancelot, what love have thee, to fear not the king offense, yet how would you pay the Dead as the matter of honor it is because corporations in the art Justice are the will of the political refugees at risk together that sooner suffer than suffer the other victim because both are hostage being like the widow parent and son who wish to honor so royal before the hatred of Solomon golden Bling and spirits of power treated like horses of apocalypse!

The punishment of your loved way we know, what would make a judge puke the imagination of evil I would like to deny exist because I won't need an exorcist like a judge night if a judge believed it as that is wrong to us, but if you murder the father or son you can murder the other and pay for Solomon wonder yourselves for any doubting tador uniform in the military with Tasty Tator Tots he leads yummy me for me because a General can imagine with imaginative empathy what ain't honor to him too but who knows I love them because military intelligence is not a threat nor do I have any because I am led only by the slumbering dead and those few who visits in my preferred solitude, because you can't see the good guardians but you don't play the losing games that can make you vulnerable, because one isn't mistaken just because he dies that isn't suicide that you did insist upon bringing gay about it because liabilities slanders a cock my second womb reborn because I am a double California Athena with tiny dick because that just doesn't cover anything unless it does but they do so freely because my trust is not used to hold the hostage anyone to anyway,.but thy own but I fear under duress of reality that may not like you as much as me!becaus

Forgive my empathetic imagination that cares your loyal doG the Spirit of freedom because the art of Justice that can't accept is the harm of the other so rather suffer that instead, but I have been conditioned but won't tolerate pain because that wrong to me so unconditioned I have not.the will to tolerant unconstitutional painso unfair to me, but my willpower is indeed mighty and way too tolerate to thy offenses that suffer your justices having forever doubted me your bogus wrong of my most excellence because you ought not deprive of quality of life of those I do honor because God of Justice can let us deny the other and let us both die if we either disagree, because sacrifice is a rite a privacy because the sleeping dead can collect and give in our slumbering because hostages are victims of the sleeping who have custody that is Guardianship flag as I have many flags I honor but none of them are the law, because a doctor of the law would just cut it down in prejudice of his life way, because everyone dies because the law is not written on corruption but because salvation was not given him a chance but his trust wouldn't know so why blame the dead that judge you, murder is a merciful lie unless the dead share his complaint after he die, because the life you stole and the quality of life you take is not a gift to you mystical vampires of sleep walking victims because liabilities don't need to be doubted for liabilities to happen but I hold no one one to any liability to me, but I do not govern anyone but my self alone,

Yet maybe I am notorious I don't know to give that argument that families are lady Charities or male Mercies because political refugees understand Christians and political refugees are in prisons as if atheists and raping goats didn't matter because they look like medical hospitals wrongful institutionalized often doing so if they don't become harden criminals to to make parole officers proud more able to survive your prejudice society, who make foreign merchandises of their own people who are more able to survive your vampire attacks slandered so wrongful and brutally but held to that factual instead of honest debt of obligations they can pay back if you bankrupt the corpse as if it can do much until then I do fear if opportunity can't be afforded reality ,because even addicted people can be trusted passed blame goating your desire to be burden on the State of your greedy ways!

4 those who gave them charity in a cage of you allow that kind of stuff, because labors Charity suffers in monetary exchangeable methods in cages in her freedom because the free suffer in monetary exchangeable behavior with or without cages because institutionalization does not deprive people of freedom I pray because solitude is preferable because gruads and shelter don't steal freedom from my point of view but We won't see better until we do, because we are not guaranting rites don't have liabilities but Natives might have institutionalization way to keep you guilty tourists in Native trap Nation that got you surely until blamed for any abuse you suffered trust passing unfairly because you got to go so the white rat life experiences who say so because knowing it is obvious the power you respect wishes you to go, but you can't deprive those of your duty later on saying in thy nothing way,

My proud ivy growing around my tiny dick and Holly red berries that ain't man enough to be made wrong by me just because the government might do so if the judges betray that tradition reason's power are existing to those injustices that manifest power to those who keep it and those forsaken to duty deprived of that Justice that is my concern to my duty to care!

Where conditioning is conditioning and I know not what that imply, because judges might teach me the expenses I might pay in a lession of empathy imaginaryy wonder because those deprived and those forsaken of justice are the same to me like a dance of mutual liability that suffer them both and the same squar dance of wrongg tango of the wolf too I fear, and so I can only obligate my self to this Hoodoo of my voodoo to suffer what swings and arrows my injuries given as my preferences because, I suffer in labor freely to that duty because you can't get and receive any benefit from the government in the wild. because the wolf can't agree, because, you didn't suffer freely so you must labor and suffer to add onto it because our duty to honor did not suffer to give to victims of his honor of what we didn't suffer to give it because, our government is loyal to his honor, because I can take responsibility for Honor or die without it, because, look I can pay the uniform to have wronged me in my trust that is what it cost me too or you can understand taxation is Mercy because, you can't choose what you wish to honor because that might have your liability to fall with the fallen, because, the government is loyal as dead corpse like any corporation the same, the people need not be destroyed for her injustice but I hate you for not knowing that Hoodoo's voodoo, because responsibility is not the fairness found in jealousy & envy but a lady can have it without judgement against her because that is not the tolerance given to the innocent at risk indeed to the justices & injustice of ladies but don't you dare judge Charities my ladies the harlot of her way because Mercy fears the murder of her with God doing so because she trusts the weaker vessel can be my gruad of him who one day awaken as the Mercy!

This Mercy who who Honors Justice, because she didn't know or wouldn't say she knew her way but she agrees when she does in my trust one day because, I am her trouble for my proud native gruad I hope because my guilty white trust passagers won't agree might makes right, because the hostage of Merciful lies that are murder, domestic violence, possessions of drugs for sale or use, because victims of drugs can be a liability of a competency because they don't need to know they have that liability even if they don't drive because, who drugged a victim won't matter if married who drugged the other in the event of their death later on, because debts are the obligation of spouse, because anyone who attacks my rear graud has attacked me already, and she's not confident before a judge because, she can't agree her rite of power can be denied her because I second it now if the Judges deprived and forsaken her people because I say they are guilty white trust passing judges who are depriving of duty the lady her mother and forsaken my father in law of the duty of honor because, I Honor them as victim of guilty white judges if so and do so anyway with proud smile because, if her life appears shorten or the quality of her life shortened I cry for a female native judge in her own tribal Nation have a judge preserve my life by saving my wife's life too because I hate back stabbers because, Mercy can't save who I can't see, because my loved ones can be harmed to injury me also because my republic doesn't have borders so divide and conquer my nation first before you fuck with me because it ain't wisdom to think it wisdom because I won't trust my trust passing people because no one told them they are trust passing visitors of this great land of tourism because, I am trouble for a pure native mother and Spanish father because you trustpass in both cases in many cases or one case always because might don't make right but helps and you can tax with might the injustice you give had better right than worse, because a judicial tourist would know the truth, and it wrong but the merciful don't cry angry injustice because that injuries us tourists too because, I completely see some guardians send money to their country for their families kept safely so can we can pay for the love of family & Friends made hostage by you as much as any turns can be made by some coyote to be hostage without knowing it because I tango with wolves saying it ain't wrong to be loyal friends my tourist enough to marry my rear guard because God don't say,

I never seen my mother either and good guardians can be condemned as illegal trust passing before you tourist just like me because, the rage to my death or you can let me live because look I can be because we won't know anything past our own trust who trust a tadorsuit, because us Guilty white victims of your evil duty to suffer us a liability in a tourist treated like trade goods because his legs know it that knowing life is unfair because a judge don't slander liabilities onto the snoring dead that say never to crying babies to some wet nurse of a judge's hairy nipple wrong to us in any civil matter because a tadorsuit refuses to take us by force so we can learn to trust the stanger of danger, because some tourist can't go home because they cry no, because my bed ain't right for my death, but you get a bed in solitude where you do, because you are not to be a burden for the state before any nation your a burden of already maybe, because anyone can be a political refugee, but my family biologically and by marriage by law the same you won't have mercy on me if you didn't have Mercy in our Charities in keeping with them and us with our respect, because my silence shalt not be in vain that I speak with imaginative empathy so fearful that glamour of non human eyes the technology demands I imagine truthful before impossible glamor that lies to me!

I only trust a Uniform animal eyes with the truth or Medical Doctor who speaks to me about me alone and the snoring dead if like me because, I can speak of the four horsemeness of false apocalypse as if they are Merciful horses that hate car culture's competition insured that handled liabilities each differently because my bank ain't wrong to agree if they do because neither physician & physicist sound like medicine man to my biology of God like understanding, who trust my initials M.D. and maybe what D.O. also!

Now the government is innocent because they honor the Medicine party as a label of trust say any Democrats deal better than the devils agreement least it slay me like dead bug in my Faith of a white rat has in the more trustworthy perception than any gay hairy nipple of a judge of me because white hares are medicine leadership say the happy Kangaroo who isn't an appropriate peer for you, because those bunny hops can't do me any wrong even in the holes they might take you onto having crazy insurance that covers Homosapien behavior too because the white hares are the best medical doctors say,

Any white rat who told you the truth by the hammer that slay me that I had doubted it for my self as the white rat of medicine say a white hare never tolerate anyone unethical but himself because it ain't unethical when he does it and that isn't hypocrisy because they proud to not like their job knowing no one else can do that because crazy art the truth of the white rat because Iive in the loyal medicine snake who won't digest me wrong, because the research animal knows better than you fools because I am victim who trusts the God of biology who told me so, because a white hare is an animal who can't know anything he do can be so wrong so much wiser than anyone who doubt him!

Who doubt the wisdom of the biology of God look like the fall of man got religious as if crime happened to make the white hare think he done wrong like a weak minded being troll by the white rat jedi trick who live inside the medicine snake who teach the biology of God because malpractice insurance for white hares is absurd defense for bunnies too because a white rat just say that white hare appear to have political immunities poof just like that as an ideal you can think they have say any white rat because I ain't coward research animal just better than the Ox for being lazier to wishes in your ear I hug and kiss wrong having leapt out of an ear of corn that wrong me so to the price of the Chinese zodiac because white rats are cheaters with bigger balls of glory than any proportional primate could ever know right for him because I am the white rat who earned that Rit in the animal world to confuse the human senses of judgement who won't trust a kid before his Goat holding the flag of guardianship who told you so with her devil's cackle with Pitchfork stab to show the holy holes in the Medicine snake dragon wife what snake medicine steak of vulture's baby culture his laugh at unfaithful idea of violence had not right for old grand lady's vengeance that is more absurd than he can understand because violent cartoons is his toleranted only to the G rated stuff of stunt devils!

The powers of God that diabolical understanding of his Biology who can't be wrong because medicine snake's can't believe it, you know this kid's goat you blame & escape what might a white hare of equal glory ask you to do so saying that white hare was not in his right mind but I am Alice in a dream so wrong I might be in a hole because get me out of here!

How could I know madness so contagious from white hares.who made me mad white rat who say, the medicine priest are different because I didn't know madness was contagious, if you didn't tell me what I caught from a white hare because, no!

No that empathetic imagination say White rat who would die by judicial gavel preferable or secular Thor's hammer preferable than deny it either way because one is always wrong to judge a white hare unless groomed because any food item can sue you or save you wiser because like food that makes you refuse to eat that again because, this White rat won't learn so who teaches the master Who but lucky are those who find one to have a better friend or greater next time and the fallen dead won't have a friend because Death sigh won't be feared for that is Mercy labor one day and so I sigh saying I am not employed as Death say Mercy because, I might not who ready and who is not, but I don't know why I must get to love you as is to say good bye, for such reason I won't forsake anyone but I don't make sense to you maybe because you might not like the white rats who don't Nark unless you ask me to do so because.I don't betray but are the Perfect Mark as the victim can know his own Mark!

The leaders of Medicine are white hares that has been set by the snoring sleeping dead that keep them indifferent and so Perfect least they do worse becuase if you trick a medical doctor to make him quit what is the difference your such a cruelty of a poor Sport, because I say so or because you tricked the medical doctor to quit otherwise, because only a white hare can practice Injustice without doing it, because the fall of a Bunny is absurd to you because it falls every time it leaps so lucky, say any white rat who knew his place as the Doctor of the law, because no Lancelot can be brave enough his gallantry but anyway you ought not be absurd I only trust medicine personally because it might slay me for having betrayed you to make you believe you can't save me at your expense with the law of sueing with another equal meriting Medical man who say so.if you say if wish it maybe you find one I won't know because, white rats don't get lawyers as a tadorsuit looks more right a soldier to be my lawyer, because my tador tear cares for you, just not have the intention to violence to humans because I won't believe you, because falling in love might require a licence and I say no to you find another, because marriage is not diplomacy but I am done with none romantic relationships, good day come again!

[themadauthorshatter]

Personal Headcanons for Never!Tedros because he really interests me

Didn't really talk too much to his new dorm-mates because all he could think was, 'shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.'

He's a Never because Aruthur used a love spell on Guinevere. Kind of like Sophie, he was born from an evil deed, but, unlike Sophie, Tedros still has all his feelings, knowing what love is, what it means to be a "good" ruler, and even what being vulnerable is like.

Sophie still got pushed out of the way to him by Beatrix, but didn't get a lot of words out of him.

Even though he's a Never, the Evergirls and boys still want him.

He's known for 2 things: not talking very much and staring for minutes on end, even going up to an hour.

VERY observant.

Knows he belongs in the School for Evil and doesn't mind staying there; the bright collors in Good hurt his eyes and give him a headache.

Like Agatha being called a witch, Tedros is called a shadow lion by Chaddick and Tristan, mostly because he follows them and they only realize he's right there when he either gets too close or gets bored and walks ahead of them.

Has a "special pass" to go both schools from a letter sent by Merlin or Lancelot, or maybe a maid sent the letter.

The reason he goes to both schools is because, in the simplest terms, his herat is evil, but his mind is good.

Tedros thinks Sophie is annoying and, honestly, hates her.

When Agatha was first trying to reach Sophie and nearly fell to her death, Tedros caught her and pulled her in before pointing her to Room 66.

He wrote, 'GO HOME, IMPOSTER' on Room 66's door.

Tedros was half an hour late on his first day because of lessons in Good.

When asked what his talent was, he whispered into the Professor's ear that there wasn't a mistake in Sophie being in Evil and Agatha being in Good.

Has talked to Chaddick and Tristan, but keeps his mouth shut when others are around them.

Does not believe in fighting fair.

When Dot became too much to deal with, he politely asked her to leave him alone, which she did.

When Sophie became too much to deal with, he grabbed her shoulders, leaned in really close to her face, and growled, "Go. Away."

Just to see what would happen, and because he can, Tedros tried following Agatha a few times, but she always caught him.

Knowing Agatha would catch him, Tedros, reluctantly, did the same with Sophie. She ended up leading him to a broom closet.

She didn't know he was behind her until she tripped and heard his footsteps and saw his shadow.

He locked her in the closet and left a note for Hester to "Come get your pet Ever. Keep it fenced and leeshed, too. I'm tired of it trying to follow me around. That's MY job."

When Sophie tried wooing him without Agatha's help, he enlisted Hort to be his stand-in while he looked for a room in Good to sleep in. He noticed that the only room open was Agatha's and climbed in through the window before he woke her up and sat at the foot of her bed as she called him a creep and asked him why the hell he was in her room instead of Chaddick's or Tristan's. He explained to her he was sick of seeing and listening to Sophie and just wanted some peace and quiet. She let him stay, but only as long as he didn't do anything weird or creepy.

He slept for two hours and spent the rest of the night sitting on the floor and exchanging stares between Agatha and the wall.

Tedros is wither an insomniac or just doesn't like to sleep.

Want to know what his talent is? And why the teachers are lenient with him?

Remember the monster in the closet or under the bed that you were acared of? Think of those as manifestations of one's dark secrets or evil intentions, ranging from small things like taking a friend's snack or telling a lie like, "You look great today," to larger things like an old woman stealing an infant or a wife or husband having killed their partner. Tedros stares so much because he can SEE these things. They are real to him. The rest of the students can't see what he sees, so they think he's just staring into space or planning their murder. He goes to Good because there aren't major "monsters" he can see, so it gives him room to breathe and sort of reboot from what he's seen in Evil.

[lovelivingmydreams]

When the two let go of one another Benson turned Virgil to face the rest of the room.

"I trust my nephew provided you with a pleasant journey here?" He asked glancing at Dante who straightened himself out.

"Sir Dante is your nephew?" Virgil asked in surprise.

Benson nodded. "Not long after you left my younger brother brought him here saying he insisted on becoming a knight. Prince Roman was kind enough to allow not just Dante but his parents and newborn sister as well to move in and had him started on training right away," he explained.

"I see," Virgil mused. So if he and Remus had stayed, Dante would have basically grown up with them... had the twins tried to make him a friend? It sounded like something Roman might've come up with.

"He was exemplary. You taught him well sir," Virgil told Benson.

"So good to see you and the little prince have returned."

Virgil's mood soured in an instant. Great, creativity's first 'villain'. This piece of work lived to cause trouble, but not the chaotic neutral Remus kind of chaos.

No this man wanted to control whoever was in charge. He never got his way, but he caused trouble none the less. And he was a big jerk to boot. Why was he still here? Because he was made to be a recurring villain. If he got caught he weasels his way out of punishment and somehow regained his earlier position in court.

Surd it'd been a long time, but Claude Levile was not the redemption arch kind of person.

Still Virgil and Remus both bowed respectfully, though V could hear Remus mutter something about the tower window and he could see that both Percy who was sitting on his left and Mel who was curled around Remus' leg were on high alert. Best pets in existance, seriously.

"It is good to be back lord Levile," Virgil said politely.

"My goodness you two have grown so much!" Another, higher, voice gushed. Virgil and Remus looked up and found lady Termaine. Remus' 'wicked cool' version of the wicked stepmother. Basically she was extremely enthusiastic about whatever the three of them found interesting and... well see for yourself.

"No offense your highness, but things were getting a bit stale around here. Now that you three are back together I have no doubt inspiration will flourish again! I bet you have a thrilling adventure planned already don't you? When are you boys leaving?" She really loved stories. Be it in the form of adventure recounts or castle gossip. And the biggest scandal causer in the world once more took residence in this castle.

"Let them settle in first milady." A thin but stately woman scolded. Virgil remembered her too. Dutches Thornclaw. She was a firm advocate of order and had zero sense of humour. Virgil figured Remus saw her as a challenge and Roman thought she could balance things out a little.

Virgil thought she was one of few people in this world with common sense. Even sir Benson could be stupid and reckless at times. Virgil had seen him in the woods trying to find them himself. Crazy old man.

"So this is everyone who knew I was comming back?" he asked as he tried not to think about everyone in the kingdom looking forward to seeing him, expecting things from him he had no clue about. While browsing the galery Roman had made several mentions of tributes the citizens had made them. It was meant well, but all Virgil thought was 'I left them waiting and now I cant ever live up to what they hope I have become.'

"Except for Levile. He is still on probationary from his last... practical joke," Benson corrected formally.

"Which means he is not privy to such information for another 5 months." The dutches said in a clipped voice staring at the man in clear disdain. Levile glared back but bit his tongue.

Tensions were clearly rising. He should calm things down somehow right? This couldn't end well... or maybe he was exaggerating? Logan had been helping him out with recognizing magnifications and other cognitive distortions. He looked at Roman and then at Dante and last at Benson. None seemed concerned. So... this was fine right?

Still he felt exhausted. Between the crowd, whatever Dante and Remus' deals were and all this. He needed a break.

He looked at Roman with what he hoped was a careless grin.

"Well collor me impressed. You actually can keep a secret. I owe Logan ten bucks."

Roman Rolled his eyes but not before giving Virgil an inpersieavable nod.

Hopefully Roman had some inspiration because if their exit was left up to Remus, there was no way of knowing what he would do.

So? Does Roman have an idea? Or is it up to Remus and his chaotic mind?

[cyberghost-scout]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻

repost, don’t reblog !

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

FULL NAME.  Ghostwire of (new)Kaon

NICKNAME. Ghosty

GENDER. female

HEIGHT.  17″ (cybertronain form) 6″5 (holoform)

AGE. mid 20′s

ZODIAC.  Leo

SPOKEN LANGUAGES.  English, Cybertronain, Japanese (given context)

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

HAIR COLOR.  (Holoform) Smokey Black

EYE COLOR. (Holoform) Reddish brown

SKIN TONE. (Holoform)  terracotta brown

BODY TYPE.  (Holoform) Slim, muscular and nice thighs

VOICE. Soft, calm, lull but powerful

DOMINANT HAND. Left

POSTURE. - Cool and collective

SCARS. (Holoform) Very faded at this point of her life, but on her right arm crease from having her arm ripped their.

TATTOOS.  (Holoform) geo metric/cyber looking tatts on her forearms and thighs. Magenta in collor.

BIRTHMARKS. none

MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S).  Her optics as her paint job makes them pop out and they’d look much more softer compared to most cons. Also her lips.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !

PLACE OF BIRTH.  [redacted]

HOMETOWN (new) Kaon

SIBLINGS. none she knows of

PARENTS.  [Redacted] Adopted by Fedelis

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !

OCCUPATION. Scout

CURRENT RESIDENCE. Mostly on Earth. But she dose go to Con and neutral posts

CLOSE FRIENDS. Flow

RELATIONSHIP STATUS. depends (multiship)

FINANCIAL STATUS. College grad that’s just starting to get their shit together

DRIVER’S LICENSE. yes 

CRIMINAL RECORD. Never arrested but, good sized bounty on her head...cause you know a Decepticon.

VICES. Not letting go of the past. Trusting people about her past...anger issues

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.  Bisexual (demiace)

PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch

PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch

LIBIDO. DEMIACE. Get’s frisky once in a bluemoon on strangers. When she’s with someone she has known and trusted the chances are higher but depends.

TURN ON’S. Light binding, that tension from close contact playful fighting, someone rubbing her thighs.

TURN OFF’S. Heavy binding, no return of favor for her, pet play. Anything that makes her feel submissive like a slave.

RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES. Casually oblivious at times, wants to takes it slow just long enough to know the person. Can be warm and welcoming but at arms length...It dose make her wonder if she’s pushing people away than accepting them into her life... the wounds are hard to heal,

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !

CHARACTER’S THEME SONG. She Shines, Transistor

HOBBIES TO PASS TIME. reading and collecting old datapads

LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED. right

PHOBIAS. Catoptrophobia (Fear of mirrors) Mild case,  Astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning due to pstd)

SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL. mixed bag of below average

VULNERABILITIES. Too stubborn, trying to stay emotionally strong or face the fact her life is messed up due to partaking in a war at a young age.

TAGGED BY: @elluq

TAGGING: @jazzymeister @kanebp @drawingdaydreamsuniverse @askburningpassion @kaonacademyishere

[cloudsinmythought]

Thank you babe @princesspascal for tagging me ❤ THE LAST 1. drink: water 2. phone call: my grandmaa 3. text message: the group 4. song you listened to: a song by the vamps 5. time you cried: can`t remember 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: no 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. Aqua blue 13. Soft pink 14. Army green IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yes!! 16. fallen out of love: nah 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes 19. met someone who changed you: maybe 20. found out who your friends are: sadly yes 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 99 per cent 23. do you have any pets: I used to have two fish 24. do you want to change your name: I want a second name 25. what did you do for your last birthday: dinner 26. what time did you wake up: 9am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. name something you can’t wait for: me to be done with school 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: right now 31. what are you listening to right now: classical music 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: don`t get me started 33. something that is getting on your nerves: angry people 34. most visited website: youtube 35. hair colour: dark blonde // gingerish 36. long or short hair: medium lenght 37. do you have a crush on someone: nope 38. what do you like about yourself: my eye collor and hair AND MY HIPS 39. piercings: ears 40. blood type: b neg 41. nickname: andy 42. relationship status: single as always 43. zodiac: leo(nardodicaprio) 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: family guy or south park or something like that 46. tattoos: none (but I draw many) 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: my toe omg 50. sport: F1 !! & cycling 51. vacation: Scandinavia & Caribbean 52. pair of trainers: vans MORE GENERAL 53. eating: crisps 54. drinking: water 55. I’m about to: watch a shitty movie 56. waiting for: pascal wehrlein 57. want: pascal wehrlein bye 58. get married: yesss 59. career: F1 !!!!! WHICH IS BETTER: 60. hugs or kisses: hugs for life 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: idc 63. older or younger: doesn`t matter but it shouldn`t be to much 64. nice arms or nice stomach: both but on the other hand idc 65. hookup or relationship: relationship I guess 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesistant af HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: no 73. had your heart broken: no 74. been arrested: I am pussy so no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: no DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: I guess so 78. miracles: yes 79. love at first sight: nah 80. santa claus: used to 81. kiss on the first date: eh if it is a good date 82. angels: nah OTHER: 84. eye colour: green / blue / brown 85. favourite movie: the amazing spiderman 2 & white chicks I tag @formula1trash @formularicciardo @pascalewis @pwehrlein94 @danyandcarlos @maxverstappen1 ❤

[psicostyles]

92 TRUTHS

I was tagged by @adonisstyles ma babe

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

THE LAST… 1. Drink: hot chocolate

2. Phone call: my mommy 

3. Text message: my gc

4. Song you listened to: 1999 - prince

5. Time you cried: do not remember

HAVE YOU EVER… 6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Been cheated on: Nope


8. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes!!!!!

9. Lost someone special: Yes

10. Been depressed: yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yesss, i was actually funny. My 17th bday party, i got so wasted i throw up on my mom’s carpet

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: 12. black

13. red

14. orange

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 15. Made new friends: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: Yes

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes

18. Found out someone was talking about you: no

19. Met someone who changed you: no...

20. Found out who your true friends are: yes!!!

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: thank go no sjaihsiha


22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i think at least 80% of it 

23. Do you have any pets: yes, two dogs and one cat.

24. Do you want to change your name: no, ii love my name now <3

25. What did you do for your last birthday: a small reunion between friends

26. What time did you wake up: 9am 

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping lol

28. Name something you cannot wait for: i get a job 

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: last night

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my self esteem

31. What are you listening to right now: the way - ariana grande

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: noop

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: applying to a college

34. Most visited website: tumblr and fb

35. Elementary: yes

36. High School: Yes.

37. College/university: not yet, but i want to study psicology

38. Hair colour: idk wduwuh so many collors, but i would say ginger

39. Long or short hair: Medium?!

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Harry is top of that list

41. What do you like about yourself: my addiction on books

42. Piercings: yes, septo

43. Blood type: i dont know??

44. Nickname: nanda, most of the times.


45. Relationship status: single *winkes*

46. Zodiac sign: Libra 


47. Pronouns: She/her.

48. Favourite TV show: Late Show and Ellen.

49. Tattoos: as soon as i get money

50. Right or left hand: left

FIRST… 51. Surgery: when i was 4, i had my tonsils removed.

52. Piercing: My nose

54. Sport: 

55. Vacation: Araras

56. Pair of trainers: literally no idea

57. Eating: milk from my mom’s breasts????

58. Drinking: wine

59. I’m about to: dinner

60. Listening to: ncis w/ gramma

61. Waiting for: ....dinner......and a job please god

62. Want: a job- just kidding, finish my stories.

63. Get married: only if the person is HS otherwise, no thanks


64. Career: huge psicologyst or famous writer

YOUR TYPE… 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: Taller.

68. Older or younger: younger

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

72. Hook up or relationship: relationships

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker


HAVE YOU EVER… 74. Kissed a stranger?: Yes

75. Drank hard liquor?: Yes

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: my contacts....

77. Turned someone down: Yes

78. Sex on first date: No

79. Broken someone’s heart: idk

80. Had your heart broken: Yes

81. Been arrested: No

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83. Fallen for a friend: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84. Yourself: im trying to

85. Miracles: Yes.

86. Love at first sight: Yes

87. Santa Claus: No

88. Kiss on the first date: Yes… I mean what is there to believe in… they happen all the time… (( caitlin’s ansewr but i agree w her))

89. Angels: yes, dont you ever saw one diretion??

OTHER… 90. Current best friend’s name: i dont tag my friends.

91. Eye colour: brown

92. Favourite movie: i have too many, but i’d say the mummy.

i tag @edwardstyles @17-blackaf @cupcakelirry @mooncycling @hs-1dfan

[rat-apologist]

All of the questions on the crayon collor asks??? (I am mean I know ha)

Bubble Gum: Gender?

Nonbinary

Almond: Hair color?

Brown

Aquamarine: Eye color?

Blue/brown/green

Asparagus: Birthday?

The end of April

Cerise: First name?

D

Dandelion: Middle name?

H

Leather Jacket: Long or short hair?

Medium

Pink Sherbert: Short or tall?

Short

Lavender: Braces?

I got them off less than a month ago

Manatee: Smoker or non smoker?

Nonsmoker

Mountain Meadow: Drank or still drink alcohol?

Not regularly no

Wisteria: Ever done drugs?

No

Emerald: Favorite thing about yourself?

My singing voice

Black Shadows: Something you're allergic to?

Cats :(

Denim: Any diseases?

Who knows

Raw Umber: Sexual orientation?

Pansexual 

Misty Moss: Kissed anyone other than family?

Yep

Outer Space: Had sex?

N/A

Shadow: Name of crush?

Blue

Smashed Pumpkin: Why you like the person you do?

He is extremely sweet, smart, attractive, funny, he is good with animals, he respects me, he hates pedophiles, hes just perfect

Magic Mint: Number of people you dated?

Five including Blue, who I am currently dating

Steel Teal: Longest time you've dated someone?

A year and few months (this relationship)

Thistle: Number of best friends?

I dunno like two or three

Eggplant: Number of siblings?

Two

Fuchsia: Number of pets?

Two

Plum: Still live with parent(s)?

Yep

Razzmic Berry: Name of your mother?

N/A

Sonic Silver: Name of your father?

N/A

Sea Serpent: Both parents still alive?

Yes

Eucalyptus: Country you live in?

USA

Salmon: Place you wish to live or visit?

Iceland

Winter Sky: Number of days missed from school this year?

One

Mystic Maroon: Met anyone famous?

Yes, it was Bernie Sanders

Dark Venetian Red: Dream job?

Actor

Radical Red: Aesthetic?

Gay, forest, pastel, adhd, mental illness (it does not exist yet but I want it to)

Malachite: Something you love?

Lizards

Moonstone: Something you love the smell of?

Lavender

Bittersweet: Favorite music artist?

I like specific songs, not really the whole band

Lemon Glacier: Favorite album?

[see above answer]

Inchworm: Favorite song?

I dunno I can’t choose 

Scarlet: Favorite book?

Harry Potter

Unmellow Yellow: Favorite TV show?

I like scrubs, but I dont really like tv

Wild Blue Yonder: Favorite movie?

Harry Potter

Blue Bell: Favorite restaurant?

I dont have one

Medium Orange: Favorite fruit?

Probably strawberry

Mulberry: Favorite vegetable?

Vegetables are the devils fruit and I refuse to partake in that SIN

Canary: Favorite class in school?

English or science

Periwinkle: Favorite website?

Dont have one, but I like netflix and youtube

Black: Favorite season?

Fall

Ruby: Favorite holiday?

Halloween

Midnight: Favorite day of the week?

Saturday

Maximum Purple: Favorite time of day?

Night time, right before I go to bed

Permanent Geranium Lake: Favorite flower?

Orchid

Sea Green: Favorite animal?

yes

Timberwolf: Movie theater or Netflix?

yes

Blizzard Blue: Buying music or downloading from YouTube?

buyng music when I can

[n0feelingsxx-blog]

do you like getting hickeys? only on my nek.

oral, do you like oral? i love receiving it, giving isn’t too bad either, but only do it for the right peron.

if you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose? Eminem

plan on getting drunk or high tonight? i’ve gotten drunk the past two nights, so not tonight tomorrow i will be tho

do you have any best friends that you only know online? i know ppl just online, they’re not bffs tho 

is it okay for people to cheat if it’s only online? its not okay to cheat in any snse

are you interested in anime? DBZ, KIND OF. if that counts?

do you have a favorite youtuber or do you not watch much youtube? i have few favs, but i still dont watch it too much

have you ever given a tattoo before and would you like to? i have given one actually

have you ever made out in a hot tub? dont think i’ve ever been in a hot tub

ever peed in your pants after the age of 10? when i was pregnant lmao

what was the name of the last video game you played? COD

what is your favorite elvis song? i dont listen to music that far back. don’t have anything against elvis tho lmao

what is the last tattoo you got? my sons feet on my back

what would you say is your guiltiest pleasure? food.

do you let your pets on your furniture? would if i had a pet and my own furniture as long as they didn’t shed a lot

do you enjoy your job? if unemployed, are you content being so? I’m pretty content with being unemployed, i hate working and i love being a stay at home mom

what is something you have given a lot of thought to lately? how bad i need to get this tax money, get the fuck outta this county, and get over some feelings. 

what is your favorite christmas movie? A Christmas Story.

what do you think of your best friend’s ex? uhm, i didn’t really know him. 

are you biracial? noo.

be honest, does the person you like actually deserve you? or are they actually not worthy of your affections? this is a hard question to answer for my situation

would you ever wear black lipstick? do you know anyone who does? hell nah.

if you wear eye shadow, do you put on a dark color or a light? and if you wear mascara, what color is it? no mascara. light collored eye shadow, brings out my green eyes.

what was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Skittles 

are you any good with kids? i got a one so yah.

have you seen the last person you kissed without a shirt on? Yup

do you like watching jerry springer? Not anymore

have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? Nooooo

have you ever unbuttoned your ex’s pants? well yah

have you ever deleted your facebook, then brought it back? mhm

have you ever kissed someone who smokes weed? yes

what’s your favorite brand of peanut butter? Is there brands other than jiffy?

do you have a thing for shy/awkward hot guys? well yeah, im not picky tho. just be nice and sweet and not a fuckboy

what’s your favorite lunchables meal? double cheese pizza

have you ever eaten at golden corral? fav buffet

do you ever decide to just dance crazy to a favorite song? sometimes when i’m really happy

have you ever watched fireworks with someone you loved? mhm

are you good at memorizing phone numbers? i am.

do you like men who have a sensitive side? yeah

have you ever used glitter as one of your makeup items? only makeup i mostly use is eyeliner

do you keep a memo book/agenda? I need to

is there a song in a different language that you can sing? None.

what was the most expensive thing someone bought you? probably north face jacket and uggs. 

how do you feel about bands that use pyrotechnics in live concerts? It’s cool.

is there anyone on your facebook friends list that you dislike? why do you dislike them? some are annoying, but i dont dislike anyone 

have you ever tasted baby food? how about pet food? both. they’re nasty

have you ever thought about what you might call your children? or, if you already have children, what are their names? alexander. 

where is the person you would most like to see, or most like to be with? fuck guys 

find 5 people on your facebook friends list, whose name begins with K. who are these people, and how did you meet them? 

Kristin: my cousin

Kim:my half sister 

Krysta:my main bitch

Kaitlyn: grade school/cheerleading

Kathy: my ex husbands friends wife.

is there a person that you can go to in sweats, and still feel comfy? Plenty.

do you think the last person you kissed is nice? fuck him.

how many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? trust no mf..

how far away is the last person you kissed? about 20 ft. 

have you ever had a teacher that was like a second mom to you? nope

have you ever been in a school talent show? what for? nope.

was the last book you read for fun, or was it for some type of assignment? som mystery novel ider.

would you prefer to go out on a fancy date or just chill in his house? It depends on my mood. I like doing both.

do you enjoy long car rides? Sometimes.

do you ever wish you could live on a farm? Nope.

do you know how to play poker? hell yeah used to kick ass 

have you ever had an ear infection? Not that i remember of 

what color is your favorite bra? #nobralife

what was the name of your first boyfriend? nathan.

have you ever dated someone more than three years older than you? Not yet.

have you ever dated someone a year younger than you? i think so.

have you ever dated someone of another race? nope 

do you enjoy eating veggies? ewh

are you attracted to the last person you exchanged numbers with? i dont have a number to exchange 

what do you think of country music? some of its good. 

do you think pigs are cute or ugly? Grown pigs aren’t the cutest animal out there… but as babies, they’re cute.

did any of your friends lose their virginity before they were 16? if so, did you feel pressured to do the same? lol. i think all my friends has sex at 16 or younger. and i lost mine at 14 so

what kind of home would you like? idc as long as i owned it 

did you ever build furniture forts as a child? yassss

what kind of dog is your favorite? teacup yorkies 

have you ever considered dropping acid? thought bout it 

describe your music style: rap/hiphop/alternative

are you close to any of your aunts/uncles? I write my uncle in jail every week. another uncle comes visits me and my grandma a couple times a week, so. bout it. 

have you ever had a seizure? No.

do you plan on losing weight any time soon? hopefully gain. 

what was your gpa in high school? 3.5

if you have a favorite television show, who’s your favorite character? shameless. uhhh, i love all the gallaghers 

what is your favorite book series, if you have one? I don’t have one.

have you ever had a parasite before? Nope.

do you enjoy listening to older music? Sure.

have you been to disney world before? i will someday

have you ever met someone who was really racist before? Unfortunately, yes.

if you could be a disney character for a day, who would you be? i dont like the disney characters 

would you ever want to swim with sharks? i cant swim so i’d either die instantly from being eaten or drown

what was the last thing that made you laugh? I have no idea.

ever used a bow and arrow? Yes.

occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? astronomer, veternarian…

tea or coffee? Coffee.

opinions on sex before marriage? do it. fuck arriage 

who was the hottest teacher you ever had? freshman year there was this math teacher who was super hot and i think he transferred cause i kept flirting lmao 

have you ever walked on a beach at night? nah.

when was the last time you baked something? did it turn out good? chicken pot pie homemade, it was amazing. couple weeks ago

do you think some of the stuff we’re taught in school is useless? almost all of it 

why do we put the clocks one hour forward or one hour back? daylight savings time. 

what song really gets to your heart and inspires you? I’m not sure.

do you have fireflies around where you live, or do you wish you did? I think there are fireflies around here…

what commercial do you wish they kept playing? hate commericals. 

what current commercial is your favorite?   I don’t watch enough TV to know of any good, current commercials.

if you could have played in any movie, what movie would it be? Magic mike 2, would’ve ayed the girl who got the lapdance at the end.

did you used to do easter egg hunts when you were a child?   Yes! i loved them

what would you rather live by: highway, train tracks or airport? ive lived by train tracks before, so them.

do you believe that ‘hate’ really is a strong word?   I guess. Maybe not anymore

if you have facebook, are you guilty of fanning countless things?   mhmm

as a kid, did you love playing on neopets? Not really. i was too poor for that shit 

do you often get bitten by mosquitoes, or rarely ever? hardly ever anymore 

what’s your opinion on plastic surgery? ever thought about getting it? i’m getting a boob job one day, i’ve said it since i was in grade school..

do you own any feathers? tf kinda question is this lmao no. 

do you have a skype?   nope

the last person you had a thing with comes up to you and says “i’m sorry”? he said sorry earlier but it dont mean shit so i just continuted crying.

where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? ive never really had a romantic dinner 

do you get mad when your current bf/gf talks about an ex?   when my ex did that i did. but im singleee now 

do you know anybody who was abused?   me, a couple ppl i know. 

do you start feeling really gross if you don’t shower after one day?   sometimes

do you pee a lot more after you’ve drank a caffeinated beverage?   i pee about 2-3 times a day. only pee more when i start drinking alcohol

waiting for something? my life to get itself together.

who is your last received call from? grandma.

how do you pronounce the name Sean when you come across it in text… “shawn” “sheen” or “shane”? ”Shawn.”

wouldn’t it be EXTREMELY weird if someone fell in love with you after reading your answers to this survey?   kinda.

who is the next person you’ll hold hands with? nofuckingbody.

have you ever pole danced before?   id like to. 

what is something you used to be afraid of, but aren’t anymore?   i dunno.

do you believe your dreams have any real meaning?   sometimes. i took a nap earlier and i dreamed of snake and bugs and i looked it up and it said that something in my life was bothering me, which is true so..

what do you think of guys who ask girls out over via text message or internet?   pathetic.

do you drink more apple or orange juice?   apple

do you recall the first time that you learned the truth about sex? i reaked out. then got curious 

do you find extreme body builders’ bodies to be attractive? ewh no 

does it bug you when people go ‘mhm’ all the time when you’re talking? kinda

are your parents religious? they were yeah. not super holy rollers but they believed in god yeah.

what is your favorite hostess/little debbie snack?   swiss rolls, honey buns

do you find it rude when you offer someone something and they decline? Nah

do you think benedict cumberbatch is hot?   who

favorite disney princess?   none

does your sibling have a significant other? dont have a sibiling 

do you have any american girl dolls in your house? fuck dolls 

have you ever gotten in trouble at school for wearing revealing clothes?   yup

are you borrowing books from anybody at the moment?   Nope.

have your parents ever questioned your virginity? i told my mom after it happened, she cried but after that didn’t care, my dad never asked

roleplaying is super lame, agreed?   It’s not my thing, but people can do what they want.

how’re you feeling right now? I’m done crying and i just feel empty, and kinda mad and just wanna get my money and go.

does/did either of your parents serve in the military? No

is there anybody you’re not ashamed to tell anything to? Yes.

are you prone to illness? used to be 

are you on birth control? bout to change it but yeah 

how bad are heartbreaks? unbearable sometimes 

has a song ever given you an orgasm?   uhm no. 

have you ever made out in your room? last time? i dont have a room. 

if the last person that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, what would you say? lolololol. we already are. 

do you like your eyes?   I do.

are you attracted to the last person that you fell in love with? Yah

do you have a big butt? Not anymore 

would you be a good salesperson?   helll no

do you like hot sauce? if yes, what do you usually put it on?   nope .

can you do the ‘emo hair flip’? used to be able to

do you know anyone that has dimples? alex.

would you ever make out in front of your best friend? i think i have 

anything physically wrong right now?   nope.

ever had sex under water?   No.

the last person you kissed on the lips said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?   no

you’re having twins. what’s your first reaction? freak the fuck out 

did your first love love you back?   why hell no

do you have scars on your wrists?   mhm

do you like fedoras? Lmao, no.

have you ever wanted to get drunk and get your mind off everything? what ive been doing the last couple ights but hasnt helped 

is there a band you like with amazing music but a bad vocalist? idts

is there a band/artist who has strange lyrics but you love them anyway?   probably

does your optimism sometimes hurt you?   yah

have you ever painted a piece of furniture? mhm

do you believe the fortunes in fortune cookies?   Nah

what do you prefer more: waffles or pancakes?   Waffles!

did you love playing hide and seek as a kid? Yes my fav

got plans after you finish this?   sleep

did you ever dream that you had a baby?   Yes.

have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Not pretty enough for that shit 

did you sleep alone?   I slept alone in my bed last night, but Mahima and Adrika were sleeping in the same room.

does your best friend approve of the last person you kissed? probably dont care 

where is the last person you kissed at this moment?   In his bed.

describe your dream girl/guy? fuck guys 

been arrested? for what? I’ve never been arrested.

tell us the story of your first kiss? it kinda just happened in the middle of class,

do you sleep with stuffed animals?   I have one stuffed animal that I keep in my bed with me. 

how many stuffed animals do you think you have?   used to have a lot but one now 

favorite character from finding nemo? dory

how long does it typically take you to get over people?   depends

are you stressed out?   always

so tell me one interesting thing about yourself. im an emotional wreck

do you own a trenchcoat? Nope.

have you ever owned a tire swing?   no

do you have a nervous twitch?   Nope

are you currently listening to music? no

is it easy to get a job where you live? im in cc rn, and its not. but in indy it is. .

is your signature legible?   it is, and pretty too .

was the last time you cried because you were angry? inbetween angry, sad, empty, not feeling good enough. .

is there an animal that scares you?   snakes, spiders, anything big enough to hurt and eat me

are you any good at video games?   helll yahh.

has a jehovah’s witness ever showed up on your doorstep? mhm

do you have a step parent? I dont even have parents anymore..