#Penny-Wiseguys

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BRAWL ON THE FACTORY FLOOR

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Actors in multiple roles with cestship themes (submission)

Hey, Shipcestuous. ShipCestFan here. No big submission just a comment/thought.  I recently watched a movie with a cestship subplot in which the main character has shown up in other movies with cestship themes.

It got me wondering how many actors I could think of that I’ve seen show up repeatedly in multiple roles or movies that contain cestships. Here’s the ones I could think of…

Bente Borsum - House on the Rocks (1974) m-s; Mors Hus (His Mother’s House - 1974) m-s. 

Bente was a smokin hot MILF in her day, and she made both of these movies in the same year in which she plays a mom (or stepmom) in a sexual cestship with her adult son.

Joan Severance - Wiseguy (1987-1990) b-s; In Dark Places (2000) b-s.

Joan was a staple on what us Oldies used to call late-night “Skinamax” flicks (bad softporn movies). Wiseguy was a popular television show in the 80s, and she was in a consensual cestship with her cousin or brother (can’t remember). In In Dark Places, she plays the main character’s half sister who shows back up in his life and seduces him. What’s sad about this film is that I cannot for the life of me find the version of the film that includes the sex scene between them. Every version I’ve found, the scene is badly edited out. Boo!

Eva Green - Womb (m-s); The Dreamers (b-s); Camelot (b-s); Penny Dreadful (b-s)

My girl, Eva. What can I say?  She kicked things off with the cestshippey Dreamers and continued in Womb, Camelot and Penny Dreadful. I’m convinced she gets off on incest. And I love her for it. LOL

Julianne Moore - Map to the Stars (not central); Savage Grace (m-s)

Julianne has also picked some rather “interesting” indie films in which she raises cestship eyebrows.  Map to the Stars has a cestship subplot but it doesn’t involve her. Still…she had to choose that film after reading the script. And she starred in a movie called Chloe where she gets it on with a young woman half her age and there are big-time m/d ship vibes from it.

Connie Nielsen - Devil’s Advocate (b-s); Gladiator (b-s); All Relative (m-sil)

Connie, Connie, Connie - I first fell in love with her when she was Satan’s daughter trying to seduce her brother. She gets better with age so I’d love to see her in a m-s role. In All Relative, she seduces her future son in law, so she’s on her way!

Dominique Swain - Lolita 1997 (f/d); Blood Craft 2019 (s/s)

Dominique played the coquettish Lolita in Showtime’s production of the great Nabokov novel. She killed it.  She then showed up in Blood Craft two decades later as the mother of 2 young adult sisters in a cestship.

Alberta Watson - Spanking the Monkey (1994), Sweet Angel Mine (1996), The Sweet Hereafter (not central) (1997)I’m going to be submitting a GIF post on Sweet Angel Mine but yeah… Alberta.  She has to be the Queen of Cestship. She was even quoted as saying the incest role in Spanking the Monkey was her favorite film role and the incest didn’t bother her at all. May she RIP.  I like to believe she may have continued with cestship roles if she was still alive.

I’d love to hear of others.

[dorothydalmati1]

The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 5: Penny-Wiseguys

Written by Michael Price

Storyboard by Brad Ableson, Steve Fonti & Stephen Reis

Directed by Mark Kirkland

Animation directed by Myung Nam Chang

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I made headcanons for Roger and Jessica, and I plan on posting for other characters (especially Delores), so have some headcannons for

~The Toon Patrol~

~Smartass~

Unlike the others, Smartass actually studied the law. He had planned to become a lawyer, but when his criminal record caught up to him, he lost his license and officially started his gang.

One of his crimes was identity fraud. It's why he has so many names like Smarty, Smartguy, Wiseguy, etc (I know in actuality it was Disney trying to censor his name, but still).

He also used to be married but is now divorced. His spouse left him when they found out about his double life. Smartass will still offer relationship advice to those he's closest to but other than that he keeps that part of his life private. The only one in the group that knows his former relationship best is Stupid.

He loves the finer things in life. Just look at all that jewelry! He takes a lot of pride in his appearance and takes care of himself the most out of the other weasels (though why he still chooses not to wear pants or proper shoes, I have no idea). You'll get a smile out of him and a cheeky "I know~" if you compliment his appearance, but he won't really take it to heart unless you two are close.

In my last OC post, I stated I headcanon all toons have an artistic ability of some kind. Smartass' is writing. Slice of life stuff. If he wasn't a gangster, he'd probably make a pretty penny off of his writing.

~Greasy~

Similar to Smartass, Greasy also likes the finer things in life. But he doesn't put as much effort into his appearance (minimal/no jewelry, cheap cologne, just generally greasy, etc). It's like he's trying to put up the front of a well off man rather than actually be one.

He can appreciate art of all kinds, especially if it's centered around feminine beauty or intimacy. Writing, paintings, sculptures, whatever. Of course he's got the sleazy magazines as well. (@slashingdisneypasta actually inspired me for this headcanon with her own for Greasy).

He's Smartass' right hand man for a reason, and not just because they're friends. If he needs to, he'll focus solely on the job, he'll get things done, and he knows how to intimidate people. Not to mention his ability to come up with plans on the fly, like when he dropped the bricks on Roger. Tldr, he's more than just the silly pervert of the group.

He absolutely tries to get advice for women from Smartass since he had a relationship before. It doesn't work.

His artistic ability is playing the guitar, and I think he'd have a fairly decent singing voice. If he didn't snoop on women backstage, I can imagine him getting gigs at clubs like Jessica.

~Wheezy~

He's the gun expert of the group. He taught Stupid and Psycho how to properly use firearms and take care of them. Smartass and Greasy had more knowledge then those two, but they still learned a thing or two from Wheezy.

Despite his lean frame, he's the second physically strongest member, next to Stupid.

I don't know why, but I can see him liking nature documentaries. Maybe he finds them relaxing. Just imagine him puffing away at his cigarettes while listening to Liam Neeson narrate about the life of seahorses or something while on his downtime.

The reason why his whole appearance/demeanor is completely different compared to the others is that he was made for war propaganda cartoons. He has fabricated memories of being in the war, even though he was just made for cartoons. He mostly keeps them to himself, but sometimes he needs to talk to someone about them and get it all off his chest.

His artistic ability is playing the violin. I know that the violin/guitar case he carries in the movies was used as a way to hide the gun, but I still like the idea of him playing the violin. I can also see him get into wood carving.

~Psycho~

Psycho doesn't sleep often, but when he does his eyes remain open and he curls up. It looks just as freaky as it sounds. Only when he is completely relaxed is when he'll actually close his eyes while sleeping and let himself sprawl out.

You can tell he's excited at the prospect of killing Roger ("Time to kill the rabbit!~"), but he never makes a move towards Roger until it was time. As such, I think that Psycho can very easily be patient, as long as he knows he'll get what he wants in the end. One could argue that it was simply because the TP didn't get enough screentime, but I like this idea better.

Psycho needs something to do with his hands. It's part of the reason why he has his razor in his hands half the time and hugging himself the rest of the time. Honestly just give him a rubrics cube or something and he'll be happy and distracted for a while. He's also learned how to do plenty of tricks with his razor. It's impressive but scary too.

Psycho has plenty of animalistic habits. It's not like he's got the brain of a wild animal, he just communicates a bit differently. For example, he takes smiling with teeth as a threat and will threaten people that way, he can imitate plenty of sounds perfectly, etc.

Mirrors make him uncomfortable. In the bathroom, he'll hang a towel on the mirror while he does his morning routine, and he'll avoid the mirror section in home decor stores at all costs.

His artistic talent is drawing/painting. Sometimes he just draws whatever comes to mind, but he'll also draw specific people and places he wants to commit to memory. Anyone who receives a portrait of themselves from Psycho has pretty much gained the ultimate sign that they are important to him. I can also see him be able to play the accordian.

I'm not entirely sure about this one, but I still like it so I guess I'll let you guys decide what you think. The yellow swirls in his eyes will change color based on his emotions. Yellow is happy/neutral, red is anger, green is sick/disgust, and blue would be sadness (and pink for love)

~Stupid~

I did some research after seeing it on another blog, and it turns out propeller hats were seen as science fiction novelty items back then. So I think Stupid likes sci-fi stuff. He'd definitely be a fan of Star Trek.

Another thing he likes is sports. His bat isn't just his weapon, he genuinely likes baseball. He mostly just collects cards, but if he was ever gifted a ticket to a live baseball game, he would love that person forever.

And of course, cooking. He can't cook very well on his own, but he absolutely loves sharing recipes and talking about his favorite food. If he got a cooking buddy, the TP's kitchen will be used nearly 24/7.

Stupid is dyslexic. He legitimately can't read, or at least not very well. He likes it when other people read to him. Psycho is the one who reads to him the most, but Smartass will do it as well when he has time.

Out of all the Toon Patrol, he's pretty good with emotional support. He may not be the best with life advice, but he'll just be there to be an open ear and offer hugs (his hugs are the best, trust me). And sometimes, that's all you need.

His artistic talent is playing the trombone. He's also learning how to use the kazoo.

~The whole group~

In the movie, it's implied that Smartass has a bigger gang than just the four other weasels ("We got informants all over the city."). So my headcannon is that Smartass is the head of the weasel gang in Toontown, and the rest of the Toon Patrol are his best men that he chose to join in on Judge Dooms plot. There are other gang's in Toontown, like the wolf gang or the coyote gang (Wile. E was a former member before he got hired by Warner Bros), but the weasel gang is most notorious, especially after Judge Doom made them a police force.

I've seen at least two people headcanon that Smartass and Psycho are brothers, and that's cool to see! But personally, I headcanon that it's Stupid and Smartass that are related. Or at the very least were drawn to be a duo in their cartoons. They both have the same- if not similar- fur colors, and I don't think Smartass ever really physically hit Stupid. He threw the plunger at him to shut his mouth, but he didn't wack him on the head like he did Greasy and Psycho.

I actually don't think Psycho and Smartass get along. Psycho was pointing and laughing at his boss while he was dipped, so at the very least Psycho doesn't care too much about Smartass. One could easily argue that he was too caught up in his laughter to stop, but that doesn't explain why he put in the effort to point at his boss, making it clear he found his death amusing. Greasy was also laughing yes, but he didn't have the view Psycho did so maybe he thought his boss flew over the dip.

Smartass and Greasy have been friends the longest. Psycho and Stupid are best friends. Wheezy is easygoing, so everyone gets along with him.

Greasy and Psycho both go out on their own sometimes to do their own thing. Smartass knows what they're up to, and he knows they'll be back eventually, so his only rule is that they clean up after themselves and tell him where they are going so he knows where to look for them if they are gone for too long. Stupid and Wheezy are allowed to go on their own too, but they mostly just stay home (though Wheezy does go out on his own more than Stupid).

Smartass and Stupid are comedy toons, Greasy is a risqué toon, Wheezy is a generic toon, and Psycho is a horror toon. They all were villains in their respective cartoons.

They are toons, so technically they are ageless. Or at least don't age like humans. But if I were to give them ages, Wheezy would be 47 (born/made right at the turn of the century), Greasy 38, Smartass 35, Psycho 28, and Stupid 25. And from tallest to shortest is Stupid, Wheezy, Greasy, Psycho, and Smartass.

I hope you guys like these. Any questions you guts have, I'll be more than happy to answer ^^

[sillystringsimpsons]

So Fat Tony and Frankie aren't different in your AU?

Here's my attempt at a final answer for all asks about whether characters are 'different' or not.

See below cut for answer:3

Interactions are as per usual hugely appreciated <3 I understand my lore posts aren't as interesting as my art ones but eheheheheh :')

The Good Ones, as an AU, splits off from the canon of The Simpsons after a certain point - if you want the exact event, it's when Lucy-Mae, while working a a waitress at Luigi's, walks into a meeting between some of the highest-ranked members of the (at the time) DiMaggio crime family, or Springfield Mafia, triggering some of the key pre-Memphis events in the AU. I haven't pinpointed the exact moment in the timeline when this happens, but I'd say a year or so after Penny-Wiseguys takes place (so basically post season 24-ish).

All the characters in my AU that are taken from canon retain almost all pre season 24 canon information given about them, aside from the following instances:

Character appearance is changed due to assumptions made about information not given otherwise. For example, Louie has a darker skin tone than in the show because he is half Dominican (technically, in canon, he's already half idiot, half moron).

Very minor canon characters are replaced with original characters. In this specific case, researching and pinpointing all very minor members of the Springfield Mafia felt overly pedantic, and I opted for the route of swapping out most canon mobsters that don't really have names or speaking roles for my own original characters, as to not be too burdened by the restrictions of canon.

Rejection of some 'Pauper' events. Just out of personal taste, some events from the show, even if they should be, aren't included in my extension on canon. The most notable example of this the death of Fat Tony, and his subsequent replacement with Fit-Fat Tony in Donnie Fatso.

Now, because these characters aren't really all that focused on in the Simpsons, the fact is that they don't have a significant amount of canon information: there are a lot of gaps that I get to fill in. I don't think any of the canon characters in my AU are really all that different from in the show (aside from, obviously, characters who undergo significant changes like Legs and Louie after the split from canon, but even they're very much just iterations of their canon selves prior to the car bomb incident).

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It rains money, how do they react? Mostly the mafia boys and whoever else?

my mafia people! :D

it's been so long.

Wiseguy: "Huh… would you look at that" he says, mostly to himself, staring up at the sky from where he was standing. Coins raining down and bills falling slowly. There were so many people out and about getting it… he shuts the door. He can't handle the loud amount of sound that the coins would cause, and honestly, he doesn't even really need the money.

Bones: It was like they knew that it was coming because they set something up in the backyard that would catch the coins and dollar bills. By the end of the storm, they have over 300 dollars! They're not sharing -w-

Clip: "Okay! What the shit?" he asks, holding out his arms in front of him. He just left to go to the store and now it's raining, but there was money instead of water? He reaches out, catching one of the bills, a pretty high number… he looks around and shakes his head, starting to walk home quickly while holding his umbrella above his head but upside down to catch the money. He'll keep it for stuff later or give it to G or his brother. Screw it. This was… weird.

Boss: He is so happy. He goes out and literally will pick up any bills that he sees that are higher than 20 dollars. He then takes that money to an animal shelter to donate it.

Books: He wants to study it! Why is it raining money? Is it falling from a plane? That's the only way he could explain it without it being strange. He doesn't even think about collecting it.

Crank: "Ha" he says, staring out with a relaxed smile on his face. That's damn near crazy right there… he puts a bucket outside to catch the money and then checks on it later and he was confused on where the bucket of money came from. High brain is dumb brain.

G: G's best damn life right there! Best day ever. He's outside collecting the money from off the floor and has his brother out there to help him collect as much as he can as well. He brings in all the money that he collected and puts it in his normal hiding spot after counting it out. He's purring so dang loud right now and is gonna be in a good mood for the rest of the day.

Juice: He's normally having to help his brother collect as much money as he could. He was really excited cause he knew that that means that his brother is gonna be in a VERY good mood.

Field: He stares out at the field that was getting covered with the money and coins, a little unsure how to feel about all of this. He looks over his shoulder, "Hey, Crop, remember when ya said money don't grow on trees? It's startin' to fall from the sky" Crop makes a sound of disapproval making him laugh and he goes outside to start to collect it off the floor. Can't just ignore it, that could damage the plants and money was nice.

Crop: Crop was in town when it happened, and he got hit in the head by a coin that came flying down at him. He looked around, quickly, thinking someone attacked him but then other stuff started to fall. He pushed himself under a covering and watched. He held out a bag to get filled up and he made quite a pretty penny!

Diva: He's shocked and confused? What the hell? How is this happening? After questioning it for a few seconds, he shakes his head and grabs his umbrella and goes outside to collect some. Hey, why wouldn't he?

Charm: He'll watch for a little while, then ask a few friends to help him collect as much money as he could! Nobody can really say no to him, so he gets the most money out of everyone, most likely.

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I remember when in "Penny-Wiseguys", Snake was defeated by an stray shot when Homer and Dan Gillick were fighting over a gun, somehow the bullet made it's way to the Kwik-E-Mart.

he looked so cute and elegant in that outfit... hmmmm ❤️👌

[thatwritererinoriordan]

"Penny-Wiseguys" is a good episode.

[ladyofdecember]

Lenny: So you're saying you'd rather do the prettiest dude in the world than the ugliest broad?

Carl: Absolutely! But how did we get here from discussing Aristotle's Poetics?!

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What is you’re favorite episode with the mafia?

Bart the Murderer probably! 

[creepereyes]

Episodes with the Springfield Mafia

I go back and forth on who my favorite character is, but right now the Springfield Mafia as a whole is my #1, and I know there’s episodes including them that I haven’t seen or haven’t seen in many years.

I know they appear in these:

Bart The Murderer

Homie The Clown

A Fish Called Selma (brief cameo)

The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson

The one where alcohol gets banned in Springfield

The episode where Lisa’s room gets turned into a cell tower (brief but hilarious cameo)

Grift Of The Magi

Insane Clown Poppy

Trilogy Of Error

Poppa’s Got A Brand New Badge

Moe Baby Blues

One of the Treehouse Of Terrors, 14 maybe? The one where Homer becomes Death

‘Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky

Donnie Fatso (I refuse to accept this episode as canon)

Penny Wiseguys

The one where Tony married Selma

Go Big Or Go Homer

The Fat Blue Line

Diary Queen (cameo)

A Serious Flanders part 1

What others are there? Seasons 11-19, or the post classic but pre HD era, are honestly my least favorite seasons (too much stupid and ‘LOLOL random’ humor for me) but there are still some gems hidden in there like Trilogy Of Error. I’m probably missing out on some mafia episodes.

I’ve got to watch them all, I want more content of my boys.

[springfieldblues]

I still wish that Dan Gillick ("Penny-Wiseguys"), Wayne Slater ("The Falcon And The D'ohman"), Jack Lassen ("Blazed And Confused") came back... at least in the background in the newer episodes...

sounds like theyd be pretty expensive to bring back. but its possible they might make a background cameo one day, they do reuse a lot of one-offs for that sort of thing

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“HEY WISEGUY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE THAT HTIS IS GONNA PLAY IN MY HEAD ON LOOP FOR LIKE,,,,,,,,,, A MONTH. THIS IS THE HELL YOU HAVE CAUSED ME. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU FORSAKE ME.”

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Episode Fact File: Singin' in the Lane

Episode Fact File: Singin�� in the Lane

The Simpsons’ Season 29 continues, as this Sunday, November 19th, 2017, Fox will air “Singin’ in the Lane”, the 7th episode of Season 29 and the 625th episode to date. This Episode Fact File will recap the episodes with pictures, video clips and more. Get the scoop right after the jump!

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Episode #513

I made you a post that plainly explains my blog!

Penny-Wiseguys Season 24 - Episode 5 | November 18, 2012 Steve Carrel plays Fat Tony’s accountant in this and we spend an abnormal amount of time spent away from actual main characters to focus on him and his bad job. The b-plot is lisa eats bugs. This is not a great episode. It has a few admirable jokes but I didn’t laugh once. The intertwining of the subplots seems forced. A grasshopper goes up Steve Carrel’s nose and in his mouth, which is just plain rude and very immature. I give this episode an F for the bugs that use bad behavior. Yuck! THE B-SODE:

Futurama "The Silence of the Clamps" Season 6 - Episode 18 | July 14, 2011 I guess a mafia episode fits in here. In this episode, Bender runs afoul of some mafia guys and he [Simpsons Episode #1F19]. Then, Bender squeals to a [Simpsons Episode #4F15], causing him to go into the [Simpsons Episode #9F22]. Later, the Futurama Friends travel to the [Futurama Episode #1ACV02], and find him there... or do they???

[thefamilythatneverages]

The Simpsons Epsiodes that I would rewatch over and over (the list will keep growing after the start of the 30th season …. plus the order will change due to this fact).

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Bart the General

The Crepes of Warth

Left Behind

Bart the Genius

Cape Feare

Flandder's Ladder

Hormer vs. The Eighteenth Amendent

Looking For Mr. Goodbart

Marge vs. the Montrail

The Devil Wears Nada

Jazzy and the Pussy Cats

Hormer's Phobia

I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Special Edna

Lemon of Troy

The City of New York vs. Hormer Simpson

MoneyBart

Itchy & Scartchy Land

The Food Wife

Dogtown

Behind the Laughter

Bart vs. Australia

I, (Annoyed Grunt) – Bot

The D'oh-ical Network

22 for 30

Super Franchise Me

The Great Phatsby Parts 1 & 2

Smmer of 4ft. 2

The Wreck of an Relationship

Ned 'n Edna's Bend

Holidays of Future Past

Mr. Lisa Opus

Hormer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words

Mommy Beerest

The Kids Are All Fight

Them, Roborts

Moho House

Barthood

You Only Move Twice

Frink Gets Testy

The Kids Are All Right

A Father's Watch

Flaming Moe

Reality Bites

Haw-Haw Land

Caper Chase

In The Name Of The Grandfather

Helter Shelter

A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Would Never Do Again

Please Hormer Don't Hammer 'Em

The Days of Furture Furture

The Man In The Blue Flannel Pants

Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade

Two Bad Neighbores

The Book Job

Singin' in the  Lane

Hardly Kirk-ing

The Cad and the Hat

I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

Treehouse of Horror XX

Replaceable You

Gone Boy

Bart Gets An F

The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Treehouse of Horror V

Fears of a Clown

Chief of Hearts

Home Away From Hormer

Homr

The Wife Aquatic

Dark Knight Court

3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage

The Winter of His Content

Funeral for a Fiend

King Leer

Burns Cage

The War of Art

Fatzcarraldo

Mathele's Feat

Friends and Family

Hormer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

The Bart of War

Tree House of Horror

Bart's Dog gets an F

Moe'N'a'Lisa

The Ned-Liest Catch

White Christmas Blues

American History X-cellent

Treehouse of Horror XXVIII

Fraudcast News

Springfield Splendor

Bart Stops To Smell the Roosevelts

Treehouse of Horror VII

The Last of the Red Hat Mama's

The Falcon and the D'ohman

The President Wore Pearls

Bart the Murderer

The Italian Bob

Wavery Hills 9-0-2-1 D'Oh

Midnight RX

Throw Grampa from the Dane

Hormer Is Where the Art Isn't

Treehouse of Horror VI

This Little Wiggy

Treehouse of Horror XXII

The Great Simpisna

Four Regrettings and a Funeral

Judge Me Tender

Lisa Gets the Blues

Bart Gets Famous

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

Hormer's Enemy

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

He Loves to Fly and  He D'oh's

Future-Drama

Bart Has Two Mommies

Hormer Goes To Prep School

Treehouse of Horrow XIX

Coming To Homerica

The Town

Whistler's Father

Treehouse of Horror XXVI

Dangers on a Train

Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-NE-HE-CH4

Waiting For Duffman

Three Gay's In A Condo

Wedding For Disaster

The Real Housewives of Fat Tony

Homerland

KampKurstier

Lisa with an 'S'

Monty Burns 'Fleeing Circus

Grampy Can You Hear Me

Treehouse of Horror XXV

The PTA Disbands

Dad Behavior

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

There Will Be Buds

Children of a Lesser Clod

Nightmare After Krustmas

Moms I'd Like To Forget

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

Much Apu About Something

Lost Verizon

The Serferns

E Pluribus Wiggum

The Simpsons Roasting Over A Fire

The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be

Bart-Mangled Banner

Springfield Up

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Hormer Scissorhands

All About Lisa

Halloween of Horror

Covercraft

The Bob Next Door

Havana Wild Weekend

Treehouse of Horror IV

You Kent Always Say What You Want

Today I Am A Clown

Thursdays with Abie

Treehouse of Horrow XI

The Saga of Carl

Brick Like Me

Alone Again, Natura-Diddily

Simprovised

Regarding Margie

Treehouse of Horror XIII

Yellow Subterfuge

Forgive and Forget

The Last Traction Hero

Treehouse of Horror XXVII

Kill Gil Volumes I & II

Bart the Fink

Hormer's Paternity Coot

Marge's Son Posioning

The Mook, The Chef, and the Wife Her Hormer

Don't Fear the Roofer

Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)

A Tale of Two Springfield

The Spy Whom Learned Me

Treehouse of Horror XV

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

The Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Treehouse of Horror XVII

To Couirer With Love

Pranksta Rap

Treehouse of Horror II

Pulpit Fiction

Specs and the City

Hormer's Night Out

Trust and Clarity

That 90's Show

Treehouse of Horror IV

Life on the Fast Lane

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washington

Treehouse of Horror XVI

Angry Dad, The Movie

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Krusty Gets Busted

To Cur With Love

The Father, The Son, and the Holy Guest Star

Treehouse of Horror III

Pranks and Greens

Adventures In Baby Getting

The Color Yellow

The Mansion Family

Brother From Another Series

There's No Disgrace Like Home

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

Midnight Towboys

What Animated Women Want

Co-Depenedent's Day

Gal of Constant Sorrow

Penny Wiseguys

My Fair Laddie

Dial 'N' For Nerder

Girly Edition

Orange is the New Yellow

Lisa the Veterinarian

Treehouse of Horror VIII

Father Knows Worst

Friend With Benefit

Homer's Odyessey

The Daughter Also Rises

Stealing First Base

Thank God It's Doomsday

Opposite A-Frack

Diatribe of a Mad Housewife

All Fair In Oven War

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life

Stop! Or My Dog Will Shoot

Das Bus

Fland Canyon

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapers

YOLO

The Ha-Hawed Couple

Mobile Hormer

Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky

Lisa on Ice

There's Something About Marrying

The Ziff Whom Came To Dinner

Little Girl In The Big Ten

One Hurndred and One Greyhounds

Smoke On The Daughter

On A Clear Day I Can See My Sister

The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples, and Teens and Gays

The Man Whom Came To Be Dinner

Hurricane Neddy

Weekend ot Burnsie's

Girl's Just Want To Have Sums

Brake My Wife, Please

Sky Police

How Much Is That Birdie In The Window?

Politcally Inept, with Hormer Simpson

Call of the Simpsons

Bart's Comet

Simpsons Tide

The Marge-ian Chronicles

Hormer Simpson, This Is Your Wife

Faith Off

Grade School Confidental

Lisa's Wedding

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(ANNOYED GRUNT)cious

Bart After Dark

Little Big Girl

Dead Putting Society

How The Test Was Won

Skinner's Sense of Snow

How Lisa Got Her Marge Back

Elemetary School Musical

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Lost our Lisa

Girl Code

Who Shot Mr Burns (½)

The Musk Whom Feel From The Sky

To Surviel with Love

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Three Times

Every Man's Dream

Tell Tale Head

Moaning Lisa

Half Decent Proposal

Hormer the Moe

Trash of Titans

The Great Wife Hope

The Man Who Grew To Much

24 Minutes

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

You Don't Have To Live Like A Refree

Boy Meets Curl

The Fight Before Christmas

Team Hormer

The Great Money Caper

Margical Histroy Tour

Some Enchanted Evening

Treehoue of Horror XII

Peeping Mom

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

Moe From Rags to Riches

Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles

Puffless

Hormer Badman

At Long Last Leave

Treehouse of Horror X

Cue Detective

Simpsorama

Worst Episode Ever

Treehouse of Horror IX