#Penny Polar Bear

[jade-la-crystal]

Cringetober day one

[daikenkki]

Peppa Pig and Friends by Ruensor

[hiddenstashart]

[fregget-frou]

I watched new video, my thoughts:

The gays were gaying

Close up + Damien in the corner being all of us

<33

Also as someone who also has velveeta shells as their comfort food the video did make me cry

[irradiatedsnakes]

FUCK WITH US

[konnoiseur]

anyways would yall believe me if i told you this was wiess and penny (bc it is) (credit as always to @bunbunsophy)

[thecount03]

Stardew Hooligans stuff

Bean and Maru accidentally blow up part of the mountain at some point

Bark and Penny become the town teachers

Fang is the guy who you go to with the weird requests because he usually will come through for it no matter how outlandish it is

Bean makes Maru more chaotic while she tempers his chaos it mostly balances things

Mostly

[teaboot]

Thoughts on the naming of your currency

Rating Canadian currency:

Hundred, fifty, twenty, ten, and five dollar bills: Accurate but boring. 7/10

Toonie, or Two-Dollar Coin: Funny, unique, has polar bears on it, and a unique silver rim on a bronze core that really makes it stand out. 9/10

Loonie, or One-Dollar Coin: Called such because it has a loon on it. Inspired Toonies, as a portmanteau of "Two" and "Loonies". An inspiration, an icon, and our only bronze coin. 10/10

Quarter, or twenty-five cent coin: Is worth a quarter of a dollar, hence the name. Thin, flat, with a notched edge. Stamped with a caribou, but with hundreds of different variations recognizing national prides such as Aboriginal art, Olympic events, Veteran memorials, and national sports. Tge Pokémon card of Canadian currency. 8/10

Dime, or ten-cent coin: The smallest coin. Smaller than a penny Nova Scotia Bluenose sailboat on it the only Canadian coin in circulation that represents a man-made structure instead of an animal. Not worth much, though, and east to lose. No idea why its called a dime and I refuse to learn. 6/10.

Nickel, or five-cent coin: Thique. Chunky. Stout. Made of Nickel, we well-named. Has a picture of a Beaver, arguably the most iconic Canadian animal. Almost worthless, but so well-branded. Very Canadian. 8/10

Penny, or one-cent coin: Our only copper coin. Has not been in circulation for several years, but places will accept them as currency as long as you aren't a dick about it. Fun fact: The highest number of pennies accepted in cash payments before the recipient can turn you down is apparently twenty-five cents, so you cannot in fact pay a bill with nothing but pennies. Canadian coins before 1988 were solid copper, and later became zinc with copper coating.

Honorable mention:

Fifty-cent coins: I have never seen anyone use one of these as legal tender but I've seen like five of them in my life so I know they're real. What the fuck. 11/10

[kindaasrikal]

The ninja deserve emotional support animals except they’re them so none of them get a damn dog or something.

Zane has a penguin, he’s lovingly called zaneguin (real name: Peniuella, or Penny) (Penny gets along with Zane’s bird) (he rlly wanted a polar bear. Wu said no) (he waddles with the penguin, bro loves waddling.) (he once waddles over to some villains full penguin style as a on the spot distraction. Cole gave him a lecture about safety and being smart. Zane waddled away right after it was done.)

Kai has a parrot, bro loves his parrot (he’s called parry the parrot and he’s taught him how to scream FIYAAAAA) (Kai is usually the first ninja up for training, so he actually get his parrot to wake the others (Nya) up by putting Parry in their room and getting him to scream their elements.) (its become a common thing to hear ‘WATAHHHHH’ at 6am in the morning) (or ‘GREANNNNNNNN’ or maybe ‘ARTHHHHHH’ in a really deep voice. Cole had nightmares after hearing how deep Parry’s voice can get.)

Lloyd has a ferret, he’s just a ferret kinda guy. He also got a chinchilla soon after cause he got the dust for a dust bath, and then found out ferrets can’t have dust baths (he just wanted a lil guy to have a dust bath with.) (Yeah you heard me, Lloyd does dust baths. He likes the feeling of it.) (he rlly wanted to called his ferret ferry the ferret but Kai already took the joke, he called him Mr Ferrington instead.) (plus his Chinchilla is called Chilly, he loves dressing him up in mini versions of Zane’s gi because of it.)

Nya has two rats, she calls them her babies (don’t insult her rats, she will drown you.) (Jay named one Ratatouille, and as much as she hated the name she had no choice but to keep it, Jay would be sad if she didn’t.) (the other rat is called Rumphly. She thought it sounded sophisticated.) (she lets her rats burrow in her hair.) (she also has to protect everything she owns, her rats chew on everything and anything. Nothing is free from their menacing little mouths.)

Jay has a spider. He’s a lil weirdo like that (its a deadly spider) (he found it in his workshop) (it was 2:54 am and dark) (he almost died from the damn thing) (Pixal almost lost it when Jay literally clung to her begging her not to kill it-sorry, my mistake, her.) (he stays up late at night building stuff and chatting to her and she dances every time Jay goes on an excited ramble.)

Cole has a lizard, and it’s a Chameleon. He named her Lizzy (Kai calls her Queenie.) (he lowkey lost Lizzy on her first day and had a breakdown) (Jay said that defeated the purpose of an emotional support animal) (until at 11pm at night they found out Lizzy was just chilling in Cole’s hair and they just couldn’t tell) (everyone thought Cole was gonna be annoyed, but bro lowkey broke down again because he got emotional about how she clung to him the whole time.) (he got Lizzy because he missed Rocky) (I miss Rocky too)

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Morro has a rabbit. Named Chompy (and they’re a ghost) (lowkey Morro has no idea what Chompy is, the lil brat just jumped onto him and went ‘CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP’ and bit him.) (it looks like a rabbit, if oni’s could be rabbits.) (he blames Garmadon, he probably corrupted the damn thing and now he has some weird monstrous rabbit attached to him) (he does like telling Chompy to attack tho. He finds it hilarious when the other ghosts are sent running) (their convos go like ‘No Chompy, you can’t eat my book’ ‘chomp chomp?’ ‘Because i said so.’ ‘Chomp chomp!’ ‘Uh, yes, i can.’ ‘Chomp chomp chomp!!’ ‘Wha-why you little-’) (everyone thinks he’s mentally unstable for thinking he can understand them) (and maybe he is but you can shove it, he deserves to talk to weird monster animals who actually like him, after what ever octopus bull the preeminent pulled)

Skylor has a turtle, she got him from Griffin (he couldn’t take care of him all the time and got busy so he asked Skylor if she’s willing to co-parent) (she had to agree that turtle was giving her puppy eyes) (they love acting like divorcees) (Kai pretends to the new boyfriend who hates the og partner) (the turtle is named Grecko) (Griffin wanted to mess with people who thought he was talking about an actual Gecko when instead he was talking about a turtle named Grecko) (Skylor loved and hated it at the same time) (she calls him Greg.) (she gets Greg to walk small distances over to kids in her restaurant and give them food) (the kids love him.)

Neuro has a mouse, five, to be precise. (Nya got the idea for a rat from Neuro, who has to explain to her the difference between the two.) (he loves letting them hide in random places of his body.) (don’t be surprised when you’re talking to him and a mouse just pops out of his shirts collar.) (he doesn’t even look phased.) (he’s accepted his fate as a climbing tree) (he is also trying to learn how to speak mouse by reading their minds) (its going…somewhere.)

Pixal has her lil robots. She loves mini pix with all her heart thats her baby.

Wu has his damn chicken and his chicken has been around for centuries. Morro also loved the chicken.

[can-i-explode-now]

Peppa Pig is actually a really good kids show. Why am I saying that as someone who can't stand Peppa? Because they have:

A disabled character who isn't just their disability, contributes to the story, and isn't constantly talking about their disability. (Mandy Mouse)

So many different kinds of families. They've got kids with two parents, kids with one parent, kids with siblings, only children, aunts, uncles and cousins. There's even a kid with gay parents, which is amazing representation. (Penny Polar Bear)

Personalities not defined by gender. Ms. Rabbit does almost everything, even jobs that are stereotypically for men, the fire station is exclusively run by women, Police Officer Squirrel and Doctor Polar Bear are women, Mr. Bull likes fine china, the girls like football, etc.

They make fun of the police so obviously and never get any backlash for it.

The queen of England jumped over London Bridge on a bus

End of essay. Feel free to add things in the reblogs.

[ask-p3rfectd0lls]

what are y'all's favorite animals?

Ocean: I absolutely love Foxes.

Penny: Horned lizards, Lions, Bees, Black cats or Polar bears.

[gracegrove]

Elf au Harringrove (mostly Billy tho)

Where the plot is mostly the same as Elf except,

Billy grows up in the North Pole not believing that he's a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins but rather an exceptionally genetically gifted elf who is by far taller than all the other elves. He excels at winter sports and is a menace at ice hockey and polar bear polo. He is not talented with toy making but why would someone such as himself want to waste time on Litebrites and Mr. Potato Heads? No, Billy wanted more than an elf's life. He is often in trouble for racing the reindeer, swapping spit (and other things) with other elves, and passing out in the stables hiccuping with an empty bottle of maple bourbon from Santa's personal stores.

One day while sobering up in a pile of hay, Billy overhears the stable elves complain that Billy's behavior is human and no elf would act this way. Why did they ever take in a human? Billy then has an identity crisis.

Billy finds out from his adopted elf parent, that as an infant he was in a car accident in which his mother was driving. She died in the crash and Billy was taken to an orphanage. No one at the time came to claim him. Billy's name was known because he was found with a blanket that had his name embroidered on it. However, Santa knows who Billy's father is.

Santa tells Billy that his father is Neil Hargrove, a New York City police sergeant with a wife and daughter who live in Queens. Santa says that Neil is a good man who has been on his Nice List since 1973. Billy cannot believe it.

Blaming Neil for abandoning his mother to die and not claiming him at the orphanage, Billy sets out for New York City with the goal of putting Neil Hargrove back on the Naughty List.

Billy puts his plan in motion by going to Neil's precinct on his first day in NYC (still dressed as an elf) and introduces himself to Neil with the most vulgar Christmasgram complete with ass shaking. Neil arrests Billy and has his lieutenant, Hopper run fingerprints and DNA on this guy because he's gotta have priors for prostitution or distribution or something. No way that kid was telling the truth, even if he somehow knew his late girlfriend's name. The DNA comes back a familial match. Father and son.

What is he going to do? Hopper suggests taking Billy home and Billy musters his most innocent smile in agreement. As Billy worms his way into Neil's life he learns that his parents had a fight the night his mother died and that Neil and his new wife fight sometimes too. This fuels Billy's mission, as he decides to tail Neil during his day to catch Neil messing up.

After meeting Steve and growing closer with Neil's daughter, Maxine, Billy begins to realize that his efforts to put Neil on the Naughty List aren't worth it. He will never forget what happened to his mother and how it affected his life, but seeking out revenge will not fulfill him. Billy realizes that Neil does not need any help getting back in the Naughty List and that he should put his efforts into protecting the new relationships that he has found.

Elf au extras

The pennies from heaven montage but Billy style:

Billy sneaks into a peep show, kicks his feet up, and enjoys himself with a Christmas themed striptease. “Santa was sooooo elfing wrong… this is better (than peeking at presents early)”.

Goes into the WORLD'S BEST CUP OF COFFEE cafe to try it. He silently takes a sip. Says with a straight face, “This is gumdroppings.” [Insert elf equivalent of cussword to mean shit] Then he walks out of the cafe without paying.

A teenager on the street offers Billy a CD copy of their ‘demo’. Billy takes it because it looks like a shiny Christmas bauble, but doesn't pay for it.

Billy gets asked by a family from Des Moines if they can get their picture taken with him. He says no but gives in when their little girl starts crying.

Billy acts like he's cool but goes round and round in the carousel door until he can't walk straight and falls back out onto the sidewalk.

Billy farehops the subway.

Billy has done at least five different things without paying that the cops are now chasing him like a cartoon character and the only way he loses them is by blending in with the Christmas decor at the department store…. Where he meets Steve.

[daikenkki]

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[pokefancar2525]

Emotional Playtime 2

🧡 baby Anxiety: the little tadpole loves finger painting with her friends. Baby Anxiety likes playing ABC blocks with baby Fear and tries to play with baby Ennui as well. Her plushies are Bloofy, Lulu the giraffe, Prickle the hedgehog, and Hoppy the frog that she plays with the other emotion babies and their stuffies. She also has her teething ring just in case she is having meltdowns.

💚Baby Disgust: the little princess loves playing dress-up, dolls, and tea parties. When baby Envy wants to play with her, she invites her. Tabitha is Disgust's doll that she was using to play with at bedtime and tea parties. Never leave your makeup kit behind because this little green girl might have a messy makeover!

🩵Baby Envy: the tiny little teal mushroom in diapers always wants to play with the other kids, including her best friend Disgust. When she sees one of her friends playing with their toy, she wishes to have the same one as anyone else. If you see baby Envy alone without a friend, pouting, ask the little emotionlings to play with her. Her stuffed animals are Kitty the kitten, Snoopy the puppy, and Bonnie the bunny.

🩷 baby Embarrassment: Barry's favorite playtime is snuggling with stuffed animals and playing with toy trains. His stuffies are a cuddly little panda, a piggy, Winnie the whale, and a teddy bear. He played with baby Sadness when she was lonely.

🖤 baby Ennui: the sleepy little noodle doesn't play with the other babies that much but a little bit. Her plushies are Slowy the sloth, Miffy the moth, Koko the koala, and Sammy the snake. Baby Ennui plays on her ipad all the time.

💜 baby Fear: the little nerve loves playing with his friends like baby Joy and baby Anxiety. He likes playing ABC blocks with baby Anxiety and plays his teddy bear with baby Embarrassment and Sadness.

💙 baby Sadness: this little blue girl always plays with baby Joy and Embarrassment. She shares her favorite toys with the other babies. Her stuffed animals are a stuffed teardrop, a blue teddy bear, Penny the penguin, Willie the whale, Bibi the kitty, and Paul the polar bear.

[victoriaplaysims]

davin invited penny to a date and they went ice skating (penny only fell once!) this always gives me ts3 seasons vibes, i loved the festivals and all the activities

mom and dad went on a quick date. it was polar bear plunge day, they were freezing but they had a good time

casey wanted more kids, emery was not into the idea, but they talked it through and decided to try for one more (for now)

it's actually just casey completing the holiday, but i had this whole plot in my mind and it made me giggle

[stardewremixed]

First day of Winter

Harvey pulls out hiking boots, scarves, earmuffs, snow jackets and dusts off his skis. He hasn't hit the slopes since undergrad, but it's a good way to stay active in freezing temperatures.

Sebastian holes up in the basement, where else? To work on the his plans for the next session of his role playing game. And of course has a giant cup of coffee.

Abigail wishes for rain. Everything is lovely in rain. Snow is nice for a time, but cold. And she hates cold. And it makes her look even more porcelain pale. At least she has an excuse to toss snowballs at Seb and Sam.

Haley Dislikes winter. She can't wear cute heels and skirts. Last time she wore heeled boots in winter she slipped on the cobblestones outside the clinic. Maybe it's a good day to stay in and watch telenovelas and eat popcorn.

Elliott finds magic no matter what the season. He goes on a long walk, contemplating life and thinking of stories.

Penny is holed up at the library, reading children's stories to Jas and Vincent about Jack Frost and polar bears and penguins. She doesn't mind a snow day.

Leah is all cozy in her cabin. She has enough supplies to outlast the apocalypse. As the kind neighbor she is, she treks over to the Farm and checks on the Farmer, bringing a few vital emergency supplies, just in case.

Sam hates being cooped up inside at JojaMart. He draws pictures on the frosted windows as he waits for his shift to end. Then he bounces outside to go sledding, skating, snowboarding... whatever keeps him on the love.

Maru is all about studying. She has selected several scientific journals to peruse while waiting for the snow to die down.

Emily is ready and willing to wait on customers with a smile as always. She decorates the new chalkboard menu for Gus. The Saloon will start advertising eggnog and rum, peppermint schnapps, and hot buttered rum. The little snowmans are her favorite.

Shane could care less. If it's 100 degrees or 20 degree, he's still in shorts. But he will take the time to ensure the hen house is well insulated. Don't tell Marnie, but he made snow angels with Jas in the yard.

It's too cold for gridball. Alex is inside watching reruns of Westerns with George. When his Pops falls asleep, he changes the channel to watch taped games from earlier in the season. His Granny's gingerbread is just the right snack for the season.