#Penguin Truth

[penguintruth]

Some of my old Dragon Ball Z videos, edited for YouTube standards.

[lowkeiloki]

military grandpa and the dane im so normal about brainrot for tonight

[taintandviolent]

WAIT YOURE SERIOUS??? THE PENGUIN???

[propheticjester]

bonkers interaction with a coworker today where he tried to make smalltalk over tv shows and i mentioned that I'm watching Gotham, to which he replied "oh, I liked how that show started but the ending... They made the penguin gay :(" AND I-

first of all, i think my brain did a complete factory reset bc I am NOT used to hearing people say things like that outside of family gatherings but anyway:

that's just the ending to him??? like, i'm literally on season 2 and i swear to god that bird bitch is just short of making out with Ed every time they're on screen together what show was he even watching?????

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

Okay before you give Vanilla more trauma can we make him do some silly dances?(totally not based on the fact that the I've Had Enough of You vibe are that are super strong now…)- History Anon

[metamelonisle]

i actually know about kirby outside the context of smash bros or memes this makes me better than literally everyone i know irl and i am not joking

[greasewool]

So the penguin, (casually looses my mind about it)

Episode 3 was really good, and I have thoughts

In episode 2 Ozzie tells Vic a story about how he became a driver for (name of guy here). How he didn’t know how to drive at the time, stole a truck, ran it ragged and started work on Monday. Empowering stuff.

At the end of the story Vic asked what happened to his boss and Oz gets all “eh well y know” and says dirt got dug up and his boss got berried in it, with the general air of the scene maybe implying the who done it was a he done it. That he was the one who turned his boss over to (first name) Falcone.

Now in episode three it’s revealed that Oswald used to drive for Sophia Falcone, and that he ratted on her, and she was taken away. (And that he doesn’t regret it of course)

Same story, different name. And who’s to say he didn’t do the same thing twice but,

I think Oz was lying about who his boss was in that little story of his.

[lemontartyellow]

Oswald Cobblepot. Has freckles all over him. This is what I believe in.

[icedbatik]

The rest of them, including past season’s valentines, can be found here.

[djsneakrfreak]

[penguintruth]

My Halloween videos, when I still did them.

[sarah-dessen-things]

Sarah Dessen Merch

Flyleaf Books is Sarah’s independent bookstore located in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Besides selling books, trading used books, and accepting online orders from non-locals, one of the store’s services is offering signed copies from local authors and Sarah has her own author page.

Important to Know

You only pay for the book. The signing and personalization is at no extra charge. The only “catch” is orders are shipped based on availability of what’s in stock.

Hardcovers are priced higher and have to be special ordered.

Along for the Ride is available in paperback with or without the Netflix sticker on it (otherwise known as the “Movie Tie-In”).

There are also options to order the physical audio book CDs, e-books, mp3s, and some Spanish editions.

The more obscure (for lack of a better term) the edition the longer it may take to arrive in store, ship to you, and be received.

All of the paperbacks are readily available on the Flyleaf shelves at this time and while the prices differ, they are the cheapest option.

Shipping

All orders ship through USPS media mail. The first book has a $5.99 shipping charge and $1 is added for each additional book. Hypothetically, you could order all 14 Sarah Dessen books in paperback and ~only~ pay $18.99 in shipping.

Ordering

To get your signed copy/ies, search for the titles you desire and add them to the cart. Upon checkout look for the “Order Comments” at the bottom of the page. It will be below your payment and contact information.

Fill in your personalization request - a special note, your favorite quote, your name, someone else’s name, only her signature, the date, etc. - review the order, and submit it.

And that’s it!

You can order as many as you want, in any variation of signed and/or personalization, and Flyleaf will let Sarah know to stop by. 

The books will ship when she’s done and you’ll have an almost-direct connection to Sarah. 😉

Keep in mind that, while the service is offered throughout the year, Sarah usually travels with her family in the summer and if she’s on tour or it’s the holidays order completion times can vary.

[hauntingblue]

In the comics you find out a villain has gotten inside the government and wonder but how tf could that happen and in the penguin it just makes so much sense

[ceaselessims]

ngl when i first watched truth seekers all i could think of was the drug trip scene from 22 Jump Street

[vimbry]

I shouldn't care (gripping the sink) I don't care, but I like how a few of the notes on that post I made about penguin movies seem to think I don't know what a trend is and are explaining how they work, despite using the word trend in the first sentence. hundreds of films come out in a year with different subjects and themes to copy, but for some reason, it was "march of the penguins".

[dick-meister]

Lucifer just quacks at Adam before returning to his usual self and smiling, "Quack quack, also no lie but you do look like a penguin. Hehehe." damn King jist be a weird oddball when popping up and all to mess with people when bored. (From @kingdomofhell)

“Fuck yourself, old man! If I’m a penguin then I’m the hottest Penguin you’ve ever seen!” And he woddles away. Woddles woddle. And he woddles away. Woddle woddle woddle.