#Passport speaks

[passportclown]

'Careful Soundwave - Sarcasm is Starscream's forte.'

[blaithnne]

Good luck babe

[year2000electronics]

i LOOOOVE it when people let tommy be Scary. im OBSESSED. i love it when hes OFF PUTTING and WEIRD.

(bonus: the scariness not being intentional)

[roguestorm]

All-New X-Men #7, where we see Scott's safety deposit box, which is full of fun little Easter eggs

What's circled in blue is the seal of Australia, easily recognizable by the kangaroo and emu:

Which means that that is, presumably, an Australian passport. But WHOSE Australian passport? Scott wasn't part of the X-Men during the Outback Era, and even if he had been, he wouldn't have been an Australian citizen.

Am I missing something or is this totally baffling??

[sciderman]

You’re going on an American road trip?! That’s so exciting!

Unrelated: is there like, an application process for this kiss a fan contest…?

the only qualifier is geography (you must be this 🤏 close in proximity to my lips)

[1-800-internal-damnation]

Thinking about lance being cuban, specifically that one line about missing varadero beach. Does his family live there? Is he on an international scholarship to the garrison (like some other characters)? Does he live in america, but grew up there? Does he visit? Can he visit? I wonder if they live in florida. I wonder if he misses the weather, even though the southwest desert is warm, its not the same kind of warm. Is he still fluent in spanish or has he lost it over the years? What's behind him having an american last name like mcclain? I have so many questions

[grimxark]

My passport is here….. after 2 years. I am s few days away from saying I’m an international student :]

[vamprlestat]

i wish i could put into words how insane this band is making me that i’m willing to CROSS AN OCEAN TO SEE THEM

[ratbastarddotfuck]

the OCD demons have been suspiciously quiet the last few days, I should have known they were gearing up to launch a co-ordinated attack the moment I didn't have direct access to my bags LMFAO

[3liza]

ignoring every single other way this is a terrible fucking idea, the "more readable" dyslexia font is a literal eyesore, as in it makes all of this 10x harder to read for me and i think a lot of other people. hey man i thought someone might want to know everything wrong with me for whatever reason so here's a list of my various triggers and weaknesses and ways to exploit or injure me, and here is a copy of that list in case you throw the first one away

[awesomecooperlove]

👹👹👹

[passportclown]

DJ Octavio and Cuttlefish at The Festival!

[chuthulhu]

A conversation when getting a ride to work from @jaxmos:

Him: They're making you work on your birthday? Me: Nah I chose the days for my phased return I was just looking at a safe pattern of days of the week with enough breaks between them and straight up didn't look at the dates. I fully forgot it was my birthday until today! Him: You forgot 9/11??? Me, dying of laughter: Oh my god, I did! I forgot! I didn't never forget!!

In my defense I'm having my party on the weekend so I had it in my head that that was the day

[jellogram]

I have landed in Quebec! I still have a connecting flight but I made it through customs. Was questioned on why I was gonna be here for 91 days. I said I'm a digital nomad. Agent stares at me, clearly unaware what that means, and I stare back, with no clue how to say it in French. Was wishing I brought my Canadian citizenship papers. Then she just let me in. Not going to question that.

[rpfisfine]

fun little fact: aleksa was featured on an old channel called smiggles66 and it was owned by his friend and they played songs and had their own little band called thunderspleen.

my favortite one is "only gay eskimo" hehe

the video literally starts with him 'showing some skin' and within the first 30 seconds he explains how he's not only doing it 'for the ladies' but 'for the guys as well'. i feel my mask of sanity is beginning to slip

another fun fact: his linkedin profile is still up on the internet and his profile picture looks like this:

[swag-system]

slender-swagsystem: collect my canadian friends&mutuals..