#Parachute Man
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Loretta got the part!!! Yay! To celebrate, she decided to hit up the club and... meet someone. The guy was handsome, and she had fun, even though the bush gave her some scratches... Speaking of fun, let's be a little more careful next time. And do it in a better location...
#simblr#ts4#ts4 simblr#lily:g1#lily save#This girl almost gave me a heart attack with the#“flying with no parachute”#notif#LORI COME ON-#shout out to literalite for making a hot man#your work is appreciated
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Could all of the fake Twitter posts I've made count as like. A shitpost Twitter au? Where all we ever see of everyone is what they do online
Character design? Who needs it. Everything's the same, just on Twitter instead of irl
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i think yosuke would have the most excruciating #Ally phase right after realizing he sucks and right before actually figuring out/accepting that he’s bi. all “i’m sorry women. and gay people.” white knighting all over the place. a bunch of apologies with a thick layer of smarmy performance over some genuine guilt.
in terms of reactions to his apologies, chie would probably be like “what? what’s wrong with you? who are you and what did you do with the real yosuke?” just full of skepticism, yukiko would be like “huh? oh it’s fine,” and then unintentionally say something so backhanded it cuts yosuke to his very soul, rise would probably accept his apology with the grace and playfulness of an idol which makes him way too happy.
i think the smarm would mostly fall away when apologizing to kanji cause he’d probably feel far guiltier about that than the misogyny. and i think cause kanji is just the kindest guy in the world, he’d think on it a moment then accept yosuke’s apology outright, which would distress yosuke immensely.
something like “wait, just like that? but i said all those awful things to you!” and kanji’d be like “yeah, you did. i’m not gonna say that all that was fine actually, but if i see my friend earnestly tryin to make amends, what kinda guy would i be to spit in your face?”
“but, but, you’d be completely right to! i was horrible to you! time and time again! how can you forgive me that easily?!”
“you’re acting like you don’t WANT me to, man. whaddaya want me to say? should i punch you so you can feel like you earned it?”
“yes! no! i don’t know! i just—! i could never forgive me if i were in your position.”
“yeah, well. i’m not you, am i.”
#cut cause it got mildly long#this turned into fanfiction halfway through lol#i think about yosuke apologizing to kanji a lot. i think if he genuinely recognizes what he did wrong#then he would feel like he doesn’t deserve kanji’s forgiveness (cause he doesn’t). but kanji would give it anyway#anyway hashtag ally yosuke is like that one p4d win quote he has to kanji#‘way to go kanji! you’ll be beating the men off with a stick!’#like yhat one tiktok of the kid reacting to someone skydiving.#‘doesn’t he have a wife and kids? *rainbow parachute* doesn’t he have a husband and kids?’#that kind of hashtag allyship#rambles#yosukeposting#man i will just say stuff
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this whole time i was thinking web never got promoted out of private bc incompetence, only to find out that he'd been offered promotion a few times, he just turned them all down because he didn't want the responsibility-- DAVID KENYON WEBSTER I S2G
#parachute infantry#david webster#this bitch rlly said act your wage#quiet quiting but make it military#sure life and death but like. you don't pay me enough.#this man had so much disdain for the military and yet enlisted anyway i--#you did this to yourself kenyon#band of brothers
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tf2 oc things.
#hand started shakin a while ago so you get doodly lines#he shows soldier his planes and soldier shows him raccoons. engineer is in awe of how this man fucks up planes#my art#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 oc#team fortress 2 oc#tenth class oc#tf2oc the airman#bro regularly forgets about parachutes so bro is just freefalling always
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One highlight was meeting Ronald Speirs for the first time since the end of the war. Standing in yellow rain slickers on the Normandy coast, the two veterans, all smiles, embraced for photographs. Privately, Winters frowned on Speirs’ shooting of six German prisoners on D-Day, and felt his leadership style was based in part on the men’s fear of him. Yet Speirs, Winters felt, was a top-notch combat soldier and a fine officer, who led his men competently and always did what was asked of him, giving “110 percent to the company.”
~ Larry Alexander
“Above all, kill ’em! We can’t be dragging a lot of prisoners around with us at night. “You know where they are and what to do with them: the officers’ mess and billets and Company of infantry at St. Marie du Mont, the platoon on the gun batteries at St. Martin de Varreville, and all the others. “Go down there and get ’em and kill every last sonofabitching German you find.”
~ David Kenyon Webster (speech/orders that apparently an unnamed captain gave them before D-Day jump)
#band of brothers#dick winters#ronald speirs#david kenyon webster#Biggest Brother: The Life Of Major Dick Winters The Man Who Led The Band of Brothers#Parachute Infantry: An American Paratrooper's Memoir of D-Day and the Fall of the Third Reich#the gettysburg museum of history
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#This man really jumped out of a plane without a parachute like it was a normal thing to do#tfatws#sambucky#bucky barnes
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Obsessed w these damn animations. He is so fucking sad.
#luly talks#you KNOW my man is praying for his fuccking life#its like that one wikihow image#from the parachute failure#pizza tower
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So… you know how cosplayers use painted googly eyes for rivets
I’m keying into biblically accurate Nika
#hi my name is chromo#anyway ace cos and buggy cos: in progress#cannot wait to be the terrible parachute man
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#adult collectors#adult collectibles#collectables#toys#action figures#figures#toy biz#marvel#mcu#marvel comics#marvel universe#Spider-Man#web shooter Spider-Man#web racer Spider-Man#web parachute Spider-Man#web cannon Spider-Man#collectors pin#spider man the animated series#carnage unleashed#venom#morbius#the prowler#spider wars#cyborg Spider-Man#octo Spider-Man#card art
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Happy 42nd birthday to this dork right here!! We all miss you so much Roger, can't believe it's almost been a year since you retired.
#roger federer#idk if its his birthday yet for him but it definitely is his birthday at my time rn#i miss him like. every single day. every second.#he's definitely having a blast rn god knows what hes doing🤣#mirka better stop her man from skydiving without a damn parachute.#he might actually do it-#fav dork roger federer#tennis
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Here, have a scene from Parachute Infantry by David K. Webster.
It was about ten in the morning, and I was drunk already, because we were leaving Saalfelden for Kaprun, where we would start training in earnest. "Always in a rush," I muttered. "We have to finish the gin before we go. Here, have a drink."
He shook his head. "Second squad's outside already."
"Piss on the second squad."
"You're drunk," Winn said, slapping my back. "day and night." He laughed. One of the first athletes returned from Zell, he had helped mix and consume a pitcher of iced tea and gin while we prepared to move out. "That's the kind of squad leader I like." He lifted a tumbler and drank it down.
"Have a drink, Chris," I said. I poured the mixture into another glass until it spilled over onto the frayed reed rug. "I don't drink myself," I remarked as I lifted the pitcher, put its side lip against my mouth, and wet my face. "but I like to see other people having a good time."
#i can't quite tell if this is funny or sad#this isn't even including the next bit where he can't get into the truck and then has to be dragged out at Kaprun#and THEN wakes up late for retreat and gets chewed out for having a badly presented uniform#band of brothers#david k webster#parachute infantry#pat christenson#like buddy i think you might have a problem. but also the image of this man tipping a pitcher of spiked iced tea on himself whilst making#a joke and then passing out right in front of his truck after telling his squad they're the best is pretty amusing.
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So,, quick question
Does anyone know what Frank's vrchat avatar is called? My sibling has vrchat, and they really wanna find his avatar specifically, but we don't know what we should be searching for
If anyone knows the names of the different worlds they've used in tsams/tlaes/teaps, I'd love to know those, too ^^ I have no idea how vrchat works, but one of these days, I'd really like to go explore the worlds they've used
#rambles#not a meme#idk how to tag this rip in parachutes#uhhhhh#tsams#teaps#tlaes#tsbs#idk man#tsams frank#tmgafs frank#mgafs frank#sun and moon show frank#the sun and moon show frank#sams frank#tmgafs forkface#the sun and moon show forkface#tsams forkface#sams forkface
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I just really want Joseph Quinn in pants that fit him.
#who keeps putting this man in flared pants???#or pants that look like he could jump from a plane and they double as a parachute#remember how good he looked in that FITTED black suit
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something absolutely fundamental to his character that you guys seem to forget a lot is that bucky is at his very core the pettiest human being alive
#he WILL jump out of a plane without parachute just to prove a point#he WILL point out that his tiny friend seems taller immediately after being rescued from torture#he WILL be sarcastic and bitchy to people he doesn't respect#i love this man like no other#mine#not to be taken seriously#bucky#bucky barnes#james bucky barnes#marvel posting
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when i say that forsblad ring picture has law firm vibes this is what i mean
#topical!#and what im about to say is something im not sure will make sense to people outside#but anyways i think the forsblad law firm ads would be at the same levels of this accident clinic ad campaign run down here over the years#so its this white guy whos trying to market to latinos so his ads are in spanish and because hes a gringo at first his ads were kinda#annoying but over the years its just transformed from him just talking to the camera to whole 30 second productions like#riding a horse in full cowboy getup in a movie star saves the girl kind of way and winking at the camera#or playing basketball in the most highschool musical esque set dressing or parachuting out of a fucking plane#over the years its gotten to the point where i go oooo whats mr [insert lastname] got for me here#i actually look forward to the 15 to 30 second absurdity of a productuon like i would die for that old man genuinely#hes a part of my childhood his accent is comforting instead of grating he is dear to me#anyways i just think forsblad attorney ads are just forsy using ekkys movie star face to promote their law firm#and having an excuse to dress ekky up all pretty because god forbid this model of a man actually take advantage of it#and not bring ace attourney into this but-#(gets dragged offstage by multiple secret service agents while they cover my mouth)
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