#Parachute Man

[lilacmaze]

Loretta got the part!!! Yay! To celebrate, she decided to hit up the club and... meet someone. The guy was handsome, and she had fun, even though the bush gave her some scratches... Speaking of fun, let's be a little more careful next time. And do it in a better location...

[tsams-and-co-memes]

Could all of the fake Twitter posts I've made count as like. A shitpost Twitter au? Where all we ever see of everyone is what they do online

Character design? Who needs it. Everything's the same, just on Twitter instead of irl

[a-sketchy]

i think yosuke would have the most excruciating #Ally phase right after realizing he sucks and right before actually figuring out/accepting that he’s bi. all “i’m sorry women. and gay people.” white knighting all over the place. a bunch of apologies with a thick layer of smarmy performance over some genuine guilt.

in terms of reactions to his apologies, chie would probably be like “what? what’s wrong with you? who are you and what did you do with the real yosuke?” just full of skepticism, yukiko would be like “huh? oh it’s fine,” and then unintentionally say something so backhanded it cuts yosuke to his very soul, rise would probably accept his apology with the grace and playfulness of an idol which makes him way too happy.

i think the smarm would mostly fall away when apologizing to kanji cause he’d probably feel far guiltier about that than the misogyny. and i think cause kanji is just the kindest guy in the world, he’d think on it a moment then accept yosuke’s apology outright, which would distress yosuke immensely.

something like “wait, just like that? but i said all those awful things to you!” and kanji’d be like “yeah, you did. i’m not gonna say that all that was fine actually, but if i see my friend earnestly tryin to make amends, what kinda guy would i be to spit in your face?”

“but, but, you’d be completely right to! i was horrible to you! time and time again! how can you forgive me that easily?!”

“you’re acting like you don’t WANT me to, man. whaddaya want me to say? should i punch you so you can feel like you earned it?”

“yes! no! i don’t know! i just—! i could never forgive me if i were in your position.”

“yeah, well. i’m not you, am i.”

[lewis-winters]

this whole time i was thinking web never got promoted out of private bc incompetence, only to find out that he'd been offered promotion a few times, he just turned them all down because he didn't want the responsibility-- DAVID KENYON WEBSTER I S2G

[2fortred]

tf2 oc things.

[wenellyb]

[the-acid-pear]

Obsessed w these damn animations. He is so fucking sad.

[chromotps]

So… you know how cosplayers use painted googly eyes for rivets

I’m keying into biblically accurate Nika

[kollectorsrus]

[rafasbiscuits]

Happy 42nd birthday to this dork right here!! We all miss you so much Roger, can't believe it's almost been a year since you retired.

[hellofanidea]

Here, have a scene from Parachute Infantry by David K. Webster.

It was about ten in the morning, and I was drunk already, because we were leaving Saalfelden for Kaprun, where we would start training in earnest. "Always in a rush," I muttered. "We have to finish the gin before we go. Here, have a drink."

He shook his head. "Second squad's outside already."

"Piss on the second squad."

"You're drunk," Winn said, slapping my back. "day and night." He laughed. One of the first athletes returned from Zell, he had helped mix and consume a pitcher of iced tea and gin while we prepared to move out. "That's the kind of squad leader I like." He lifted a tumbler and drank it down.

"Have a drink, Chris," I said. I poured the mixture into another glass until it spilled over onto the frayed reed rug. "I don't drink myself," I remarked as I lifted the pitcher, put its side lip against my mouth, and wet my face. "but I like to see other people having a good time."

[loveshotzz]

I just really want Joseph Quinn in pants that fit him.

[transexualpirate]

something absolutely fundamental to his character that you guys seem to forget a lot is that bucky is at his very core the pettiest human being alive

[ratatatastic]

when i say that forsblad ring picture has law firm vibes this is what i mean

[theinfinitedivides]

'we have one parachute.' 'keep it, Pathaan. your hair looks good blowing in the wind.'

[california-112]

In the episode about investigating an airliner crash which killed someone carrying mysterious bag A and is potentially related to that piece of luggage, is it really your opinion, Agent Mulder, that you should also use an airliner as a method of '''secure''' transport, whilst also carrying mysterious bag A?

And you also booked a window seat, same as the last victim, and you just left mysterious bag A on the seat next to you with only your hand to guard it, and didn't keep eyes on because you FELL ASLEEP. Really???