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#giantpandas#panda#kung fu panda#osopanda#panda gigante#pandas#panda bear#madridzoo#queen sofia#chuanxpanda#Jin Xi#Zhu Yu
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Zack gives his puppy love to everyone on Valentine's♥️: twitter(.)com/crylin6/status/1647510551105527809
Why is he so precious 🥺
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Honestly I think child me would be fucking thrilled to hear what I've done with my life
#i am a gigantic nerd in all the best ways#i literally have my dream job (though not always my dream projects)#ive been able to do so many of the things I didnt get to do#panda talks
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Grandes Momentos SG’8
Otros Grandes Momentos del mítico Programa "Sábados Gigantes", ahora,desde el famoso Estudio 1 De Prado Del Rey. 1.-Con Zak, Flisck y Drew su madre, de la serie "The Secrets Saturdays" visitan el programa. 2.- En un show cómico con Mandolino, humor clásico latino. 3.- Con Valentín Trujillo y Su Orquesta, Desde Italia, el compositor, actor, presentador y cantanteGianni Morandi Canta en Español el famoso sencillo " Tenerezza". The song:(www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9y4lI…) (© Sony Music E. / RCA Italinana) 4.- Despues de una espectacular actuacion, Don Francisco conversa con el grupo "Coldplay". 5.- Con Po el Panda, hace un numero en que El Master Shifu se preocupa. 6.- Con Garganta Borracho participa en el famoso concurso "El Chacal De La Trompeta". 7.- Con Suki, Sokka y Ty Lee, como "Kyoshi Warriors" aparecen en el programa de Don Francisco. 8.- Con los protagonista del film "Bolt", Leo Dan Canta "Y Buscaré La Noche", con orquesta dirigidapor John Power. The Song: ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb8epZ… ) (© De Sony Music / CBS) Copyrights Sábado Gigante© Mario K. / Canal 13. All Rights Reserved. Po and Shifu (KunFung Panda)© DreamWorks Animation. All Rights Reserved.
Bolt's Characters© Disney / Chris Williams. All Rights Reserved.
Drew, Zak and Fliscketon (From The Secrets Saturdays)© Cartoon Network / WarnerMedia / Jay Stevens. All Rights Reserved.
Suki, Ty Lee and Sokka (From Avatar)© Nickelodeon / M. Di Damartino / B. Koynesko. All Rights Reserved.
#CrossOver#crossover universe#crossover fanart#Fanart#sabado gigante#variety studio#don francisco#kung fu panda#the secret saturdays#sokka#avatar suki#tylee
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Il FiatSauro
Amilcare esce di casa per sedersi sulla sua amata Panda 4×4, bianca, risalente all’epoca Napoleonica, che ama più della moglie.Il motore ruggisce accendendosi. Il mezzo, urlando di dolore, schiamazza fuori dal parcheggio.Il passato di Amilcare è una vita passata a lavorare in fabbrica per la famiglia, poi un giorno di qualche anno addietro, arriva l’agognata pensione. Cambiano le sue abitudini e…
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Una dieta de solo bambú
Una dieta de solo bambú
El Panda gigante come casi exclusivamente bambú, en un día un panda gigante se puede comer desde 11 kg. hasta 38 kg. de bambú. El principal alimento del panda es el bambú (en torno al 99 % de su dieta), aunque también se alimenta de frutos, pequeños mamíferos, peces e insectos. La especie está muy localizada. Nativo de China central, el panda gigante habita en regiones montañosas, principalmente…
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prompt: dive | august 1 | rosekiller dads AU | Teen and up: talking about being scared with a child | word count: 662 | @rosekillermicrofic
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"I'm scared." A tiny whisper next to him as a small hand grabs his.
Barty thinks he can hear his heart break in two. He watches their little girl peek over the edge of the platform with gigantic eyes, feels her fingers tighten around his. He wants to gather her up and hold her and hide her away from the things that frighten her. And he knows he never will because he promised to do everything to help her grow up strong and healthy and happy.
He sighs. Wishes Evan was here instead of him but Evan is down there, watching with a smile. Barty smiles back, squats down and pulls his daughter close.
"It's okay to be scared, Bug." She looks at him. "I get scared all the time."
"You do?"
"Yeah. Everyone gets scared." He shrugs.
"Even papa?"
Barty chuckles. "Yes. Even papa. And that's okay!"
She looks down at her feet. Hides behind the curls falling into her face. "And…and what do you do when you're scared, daddy?"
Barty takes a deep breath. Kids really have a knack for finding insecurities, don't they. "Well, I talk to papa, or auntie Panda. And I think about why I'm scared. Sometimes it's because I don't know what's going to happen. That can be scary. And sometimes it's because I've never done a thing before. That can be scary, too."
She plays with his fingers, nervous. Traces the flower tattooed on his hand. "Maybe…maybe both?"
Barty pushes the hair out of her face, smiles. "That's alright, Bugsy. So here's what will happen. You're going to stand right by the edge. I'll remind you to keep your arms close to your body. Then you'll take a deep breath and once you're ready, you're going to take a step. And then you're in the air for a few moments before there's a bit of a splash and you feel the water all around you. You're going to swim up to the surface like we practised and as soon as you do, you'll see papa and you're going to swim over to him. And he'll probably kiss you all over your face like he always does."
That makes her giggle. She squares her shoulders. "Okay."
Barty smiles, presses a kiss to her forehead. "Let's go, then."
He stands and she moves to the edge of the platform. But she doesn't let go of his hand.
"Still scared?"
She shrugs, shifts from one foot to the other. Barty nods. "That's fine. You don't have to do it."
"But I want to! I just…my feelings are all— all mixed up." She scrunches up her nose in the same way Evan does and he wants to eat her up. He loves them so much his heart might burst.
"Right. And what would help to…unmix your feelings? Wanna shake it out?" Barty suggests.
She nods. Then thinks about it. "And yell a little maybe?"
Barty laughs. "You can. I don't think you're the only one, Bug."
She smiles at him and lets go of his fingers to shake her hands vigorously. Once she's done, she takes a deep breath.
"Ready?" Barty asks and their little girl nods. Big girl now. "Keep your arms close to your body."
She nods again. And then she steps forward with a ferocious scream. Barty moves, watches her hit the water. Has a bit of a heart attack as he waits for her to resurface. But she does. She does and she's laughing and paddling over to the side of the pool where Evan's waiting. As expected, he pulls her into a hug and showers her in kisses. Evan looks up, winks at him. Barty grins. Can't quite believe their little one just did that. She'll probably dive in headfirst in no time at all.
He turns around to take the stairs back down when she yells up at him.
"Now you, daddy!"
And how could he ever refuse her?
#I know not everyone sees the rosekiller girldads vision but I do so#I needed something cute today okay#And I'll forever think about them trying so so hard to be good parents AND THEY ARE#rosekiller microfic#rosekiller#evan/barty#barty/evan#my writing#thisfrailheart
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Family Formation - Part Ten
Summary: The school’s exchange event endangers your family, but it’s okay, mom and dad are here to help.
CW: swearing, fluff, found family stuff, canon typical violence, I guess some angst ? megumi needs his mom rn
A/N: so!! It seems like nothings showing up in tags!!! If anyone can help pls do i am dumb and confused!! But ! Here is part 10 I have absolutely no impulse control and now you get 2 parts in one night bc adhd. I like this part nd pls don’t forget that requests are open and I love getting them!! Also! Just send shit idc I’m lonely man
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Nothing felt right.
You couldn’t sit still in your chair beside your husband.
There was a twisting in your gut. Akio, now 6 months old, was safe and sound with your parents – Grade One sorcerers and your home were hidden by your husband – so you knew Akio was safe.
But call it mother’s instinct – one of your kids was in danger.
You tried to pay attention to the exchange event, watching the fights but the feeling grew and grew and was soon confirmed when all the student’s lights burned red.
You sprung up from your chair and vaguely heard Mei Mei and Yaga speaking – you gripped Satoru’s arm and soon you, him and Utahime along with Gakuganji were running toward a descending curtain. Gojo reached out only to be violently rejected by the curtain, you frowned in confusion but realised a second too late as you too, were blasted backwards.
You looked at Satoru.
“An anti-Gojo veil, I just don’t think it specified which one.” He said, as you realised this was meant to keep you both out as Utahime managed to slide her arm through the veil.
Panic seized your stomach. Megumi. He was in there, he was in danger. Nobara, Yuuji. What about Maki and Toge, Panda too? All the Kyoto kids? You needed to get in. That anger panic soon turned to anger as you realised someone intentionally made this veil to keep you and Satoru from the kids.
“Utahime, gramps, you two go ahead. Protect the kids. I can break this down, but only with Y/N’s intellect.” He waves a hand at them, he may be calm but you can sense his frustration.
Utahime looks at you.
“Hime, please, get me, my kids.” She only nods and they disappear through the curtain.
“Okay, Satoru. What do you see?” You ask. You and your husband work together like a well-oiled machine by now – techniques working in perfect unison after so long of working together and the intimacy of marriage.
“Veil, the cursed spirit made, specifically meant to keep us both out. 2km radius.” He recites, knowing what you need.
“Okay, I’ll create a diversion – then red?” You don’t even realise it by now but you working on sheer instinct and muscle memory. Trying to clear the emotions swirling through your gut right now is taking everything you have.
“It’s a deal, sweet cheeks.” He replies. God, where would you be without this man beside you?
You activate one of your techniques, one of the more durable and as teenage Gojo when training said ‘damn annoying’ ones, Fae Conjuration, and shape an ancestral spirit’s cursed energy into a gigantic elephant.
“I love your flair for drama, princess,” Gojo says, kissing your hand.
“Go big or go home, right.” You reply, which makes him laugh.
As you send the elephant charging into the barrier, just as it hits and bursts into thousands of small blue petals, Satoru sends a bright red burst of energy into the curtain and you see it shrink back into itself.
You both immediately begin running toward the smoke and dust emanating from where you know the river lies. You pray to whoever might be listening that your kids are safe and that you weren’t, once again, too late.
“Y/N, get them out of the way,” Satoru says from behind you, before branching off behind you. You knew what he meant immediately.
Not far away, a series of flashes come and you see, your Yuuji, sweet, kind, loving Yuuji – has hit the curse with four consecutive black flashes. Pride swells in your chest and a giggle at how Kento will react. Next comes several confusing images which you recognise as Todo switching everyone’s places and before you know it the curse has greatly increased their cursed energy output. Yuuji comes running to Todo and just as the energy reaches its peak, you slid into the riverbed in front of the boys, using your cursed claws as anchors and shouting.
“Cursed technique: Wall of Thorns” comes tumbling from your voice, raw and powerful and the magnitude of energy pulsing from your technique quells the curses own but also wraps it up in piercing tendrils of impossibly thick, strong vines.
You look at the curse, a spirit imbued by nature – a being similar to yourself. You smile sadly at it.
“The Dryad. The monk warned me of you.” The curse speaks in a shockingly gentle voice.
“Hanami. I’m sorry it came to this. Return to the earth, and be at peace.” You say as you’ve spotted a shape lingering in the sky.
You turn as fast as you can, as you spot a figure in the sky and grabbing Todo and Yuuji by the arms you shout again.
“Cursed technique: comments flora.” And with that, you and the boys are standing, by a camellia bush about 100ft away.
“Why have we run? Y/N-Sensei?! Todo?! It’s not dead!” Yuuji shouts and leaves to run but Aoi grabs his arm.
“Hold it, brother!” Todo says.
“Do not go closer, Yuuji. Satoru has it from here.” You say.
“Don’t take another step closer, or you’ll get caught in it.” Todo and you push Yuuji behind you both and just in time as a rumble comes through the ground and you’re all soon swathed in a deep purple light.
You giggle a little, Satoru has had a chance to play a little rough today, he’s probably in heaven.
“Ha, he’s as nonstandard as ever,” Todo says.
As the light clears and you release Yuuji from your grip, you look at them both.
“Where is Megumi? I can feel his cursed energy. Is he safe, is he hurt?” You say, patting them both down and spinning them to assess injuries.
“He’s been taken to Shoko Sensei, he was injured, along with Maki. Panda has escorted them to safety.” Todo informs you as you squeeze the (much taller than you) Itadori into your chest.
“Well, maybe I should have Aoi here as your Sensei if he managed to get a black flash from you.” Coke from behind you, as your husband floats down to stand beside you all. Yuuji immediately starts spouting at him about how cool the ‘purple neon flashy thingy’ was and how he’s ‘so OP Sensei’ and Aoi claps and agrees and admires his panache.
“Satoru – Satoru! Megumi! He’s hurt, Shoko has him.” He whips around and grabs your arm and the next thing you know you’re warping into Shoko’s office and you realise the last time you did that your waters had broken and Akio was on his way. But now, it’s your other son, and it’s fear – not joyous apprehension you’re feeling. Satoru is stock still and stiff beside you. You know you’re both worrying you didn’t get to him in time. Your darling boy.
But much to your relief, sitting up with a scowl in front of you is the spikey-haired boy – seemingly unscathed, with Maki opposite him.
You dive into him, wrapping him in your arms.
“Shoko! Ieiri Shoko! Come here now! SHOKO!” You’re shouting through the room and Megumi is hushing you Satoru is pulling at every limb on Megumi checking for damage and Maki is laughing her ass off at the look on her cousin’s face.
“Jesus, Y/N chill the fuck out, your kids fine. He got a nasty gash in his stomach but it’ll heal fine, was more of a cursed technique issue than a health one. 2 weeks bed rest and some painkillers and he’ll be all good.” Shoko says, wiping her hands on her doctors coat and rolling her eyes at you. A flash of a memory of you and Gojo fussing like this over an injured Geto back in the day with her only learning to heal passes through her mind as she witnesses the scene.
She’s soon knocked back by you tossing your arms around her neck and kissing her hair.
“Thank you, I chose the best best friend ever, thank you I love you.” You finally let her go and then begin to fuss over Maki and Megumi together. Telling them that you’re taking both of them and whoever else needs recovery time to you and Gojo’s house and you’ll take care of them.
Shoko raises an eyebrow at Gojo, wondering how he’ll react to this decision.
“What my princess wants, I’ll give her. And if it’s time to look after her kids, then that’s nothing I’ll object to.” He shrugs, grabbing a candy from her desk.
Shoko leaves to check on Inumaki and Noritoshi Kamo and Maki is given permission to leave back to her dorm, with an open invite to the Gojo Cottage to recuperate if she wants.
You sit beside Megumi, with Gojo sprawling his ridiculously long limbs over the legs of the chair he’s on, playing candy crush with one eye and observing you two with the other.
“You okay, ‘gumi?” You say.
“I’m good, don’t worry Mom.” He says, awkwardly patting the top of your hand.
“You did really good today kid, saved a lot of people. Proud of you.” Gojo says, beaming. “You really take after your old man, and by that I mean me, in your levels of extraordinary talent.”
Megumi rolls his eyes and you just laugh at the two boys. You text your mom that Satoru will be home to take Akio to bed tonight, but you’ll both be staying the night in the chairs beside your eldest before you can take him home to rest tomorrow. She replies, after crying for 10 minutes over him being hurt asking if ‘her darling Megumi needs his Nana’ and he blushes and says it’s okay he’ll see her when he’s home. She tells you she loves you, tells Gojo she loves him, and tells Megumi she loves him the mostest and then you hang up. All of you drifting off, you and Gojo curled together on the armchair beside your kid’s bed.
You guys would be okay.
TAGLIST: @vesta-ro @lilithlunas @mialexandruh @sassy-cat-in-town @madam-ri @cjm-cookiethief
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#recommended#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#jjk#jjk x reader#gojo fluff#anime#gojo smut#dad!gojo#pixie writes: family formations#jujutsu kaisen megumi#jujutsu kaisen yuuji
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Good News - August 8-14
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1. Rio’s grassroots agroforestry sustains birds, bees & communities
“[Community-created and -maintained] agroforests have reshaped the urban landscape and now attract an array of fauna, from birds to bees and even fireflies, drawn by the diversity of plant life thriving on improved soils. Perhaps most importantly, the agroforests offer free food and medicines to residents in need, plus shade and educational opportunities for the whole community[….]”
2. First giant pandas from China in decades make their public debut in San Diego
(image source) “Tensions between the U.S. and China had temporarily paused the program known as "panda diplomacy" in which China loans its native animals to zoos around the world […] as a show of goodwill[….] But the presence of [the two pandas in San Diego] appears to show a mending of the diplomatic relationship, which Chinese President Xi Jinping pledged to work toward in a meeting with President Biden last year. [… Gov. Newsom] called the giant pandas an example of how strong worldly partnerships can protect wildlife and their habitats[….]”
3. Good news for Europe's top economies as disposable income rises
“Poland experienced the largest increase in disposable income per capita, rising by 10.2% compared with a decrease of 2.7% in the last quarter of 2023. According to the OECD, this growth was "mainly driven by increases in employee compensation, social benefits other than in-kind transfers, and property income". […] In Germany, [household income per capita] rose by 1.4%, compared to just 0.1% in the previous quarter, partly driven by an increase in employee compensation.”
4. FDA approves nasal spray as first needle-free treatment for anaphylaxis
“The spray, which will be sold under the brand name Neffy, is seen as an alternative to EpiPen and other autoinjectors. […] “Some people, particularly children, may delay or avoid treatment due to fear of injections,” said Kelly Stone, an associate director at the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research, adding that the availability of the nasal spray may reduce barriers to rapid treatment.”
5. [Colin Farrell] is launching a foundation to support adult[s] who have an intellectual disability
““We want to take a good look at residential potential for families with young adults who are ready to go out into the world and have a greater sense of community and connection,” says the actor. […] "It’s really important for James and for all of our kids to feel like they are wanted, to feel like they’re part of the community. Not just out of charitable endeavors or being nice and doing the right thing, but out of a sincere desire to engage and learn about each other."”
6. The Berlin Zoo is hoping for more German-born giant pandas as scans confirm a pregnancy
“Giant pandas have difficulty breeding and births are particularly welcomed. There are about 1,800 pandas living in the wild in China and a few hundred in captivity worldwide. […] The zoo noted that female pandas are only capable of reproducing for about 72 hours per year.”
7. Arizona school district highlights the benefits of free lunch
“A study by the University of Washington found free meals at school help reduce hunger, reduce the stigma tied to free lunch, and can help reduce childhood obesity. [… A cafeteria worker] said since the school district began offering free lunch, they have seen a positive shift in the cafeteria culture, and students seem happier. […] In September of 2023, the USDA […] loosened up its application threshold for applicants, allowing an estimated 3,000 more school districts in high-need areas to participate in the [CEP] program.”
8. Gigantic millipede lost to science for 126 years rediscovered in remote Madagascan jungle
“A further 20 species 'lost' to science were rediscovered during the expedition, including three iridescent species of fish and several species of ant-like flower beetles.”
9. The climate law’s $8.8B in home energy rebates are starting to roll out
“New York and Wisconsin are the first to launch their long-awaited Inflation Reduction Act programs meant to deploy everything from heat pumps to insulation. […] Once deployed, the DOE estimates, the home energy rebates will help save consumers up to $1 billion in annual energy costs and support an estimated 50,000 U.S. jobs in construction, manufacturing, and other sectors. They’ll also help clean up buildings, one of the biggest sources of carbon pollution in the country.”
10. Advance in stem cell therapy: New technique for manipulating stem cells opens door to novel treatments
“Recently, a team of McGill researchers discovered that by stretching, bending and flattening the nuclei of stem cells to differing degrees, they could generate precisely targeted cells that they could direct to become either bone or fat cells. […] The first applications of this discovery are likely to involve bone regeneration, possibly relating to dental or cranio-facial repair[….]”
August 1-7 news here | (all credit for images and written material can be found at the source linked; I don’t claim credit for anything but curating.)
#hopepunk#good news#community#agroforestry#community garden#panda#china#giant panda#disposable income#economy#living wage#fda#epipen#allergies#medicine#actor#intellectual disability#disability#germany#free lunch#free food#school#insect#bug#tw insects#tw bugs#millipede#climate change#science#stem cell therapy
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The inktober ttrpg list
I have already said this in passing, but for my fr ttrpg channel I associated one prompt from inktober to a ttrpg.
Now we are the 31st of October, it is done, why notshare all these silly decisions ? Here we go :
1 Backpack : Mausritter by Isaac Williams because of the inventory mechanic
2 Discover : DotDungeon Remastered by Snow
3 Boots : Boots ? cowboy boots ? Inevitable by Soul Muppet
4 Exotic : Deathmatch Island by Tim Denee
5 binoculars : Be seeing you by Tanya Floaker
6 Trek : Donjons & Chatons ( Dungeon & Kittens, no english version)
7 Passport : The Troubleshooters by Krister Sundelin, because the sheets are passports
8 Hike : Field Agent Notebook Observacy department 1924-28 by Aether Corp, a game to play on hike, outside.
9 Sun : Break!! by Madrigan and Grey Wizard, with the broken sun machine and the world separated into zones of permanent Day, Night, Twilight
10 Nomadic : Vagabonder dans les étoiles by Omnik(Roaming in the stars, no english version)
11 Snacks : Wilderfeast of course
12 Remote : The wretched by Chris Bisette
13 horizon : The city is as stars by Fen Slattery
14 roam : Errance/ Wander by omnik
15 Guidebook : Triangle agency due to the format and layout looking like an employee book
16 Grungy : Les oubliés (the forgotten, no english version) a game of little fae (10 cm at most) stuck in a South France city at the start of the Religion Wars, trying to survive against the forces of Nightmares
17 Journal : Yourself by K Ramstack
18 Drive : Wildsea and its chainsaw ships
19 Ridge : Vers le Sommet by Omnik ( towards the summit, no english version)
20 uncharted : Broken Compass, easy choice
21 rhinoceros : Troika and its rhinomen
22 camp : Sleepaway by Jay Dragon
23 rust : Ecryme, english version crowdfunded, should be coming soon. Steampunk and post apo where the water rose and became highly corrosive, with only stone and steel resisting
24 expedition : Polskar ( no english version), subtitled the expedition game, so...
25 Scarecrow : immmediatly had the image of the scarecrow from The Moving Castle so Our traveling Home by Ash Kreider
26 Camera : A game you play with a camera, The little celestial fieldwork guide by Psych hound
27 Road : Crash Panda by Grant Howitt
28 Jumbo: The Marvelous Children of Inang-Uri by Momatoes, the idea of a gigantic creature with an entire civilization on its back
29 Navigator : Un-nagivatable by K ramstack, because nah
30 Violin : Last train to Bremen by Caro Asercion
31 Landmark : Argyropée by Frederic Marin (no english version), a silver city
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Rating the Accuracy of Animal Names:
(I keep updating this list so check back later)
Marine Iguana: 1/10. They don’t allow lizards in the military
Honey Badger: 1/10. It’s not even made out of honey
Horny toad: 0/10. First of all, this is a lizard. Second of all, I couldn’t find one that was willing to have sex with me so they must not actually be all that horny
Crabeater seal: 1/10. They don’t even eat crabs. Felt uncomfortable asking about the other kind but I’d guess probably not those either
Comb jellyfish: 4/10. Doesn’t even have hair
Hammerhead shark: 10/10. Stop killing hammerhead sharks to make hammers
Paper nautilus: 1/10. Paper would get too soggy
Red Panda: 2/10. Not a panda. More orange than red
Jellyfish: 0/10. Not even a fish, but if it were, jelly would be one of the worst things to be made out of
Electric eel: 5/10. Not an eel. Shocking, I know
Blue footed booby: 2/10. My disappointment is immeasurable. Turns out this lying sack of shit is a just a stupid BIRD
Spiny lumpsucker: 8/10. Apparently this fish is named because it has spines AND a suction cup, not because it sucks on spiny lumps
Pleasing fungus beetle: 2/10. Why would fungus be pleased by a beetle eating it? It just worked so hard to grow
Chicken turtle: 1/10. This is just a regular turtle, there are no chickens involved
Red lipped batfish: 8/10. Not a bat. Does have red lips. Also looks incredibly sexy with that makeup on
Aye aye: 10/10. Does in fact, have two eyes
Blobfish: 10/10 out of water, 1/10 in water. The blobfish gets a bad rap, it only looks like a blob because some dickhead pulled it out of its natural habitat at the bottom of the fucking ocean. You’d look pretty weird if you switched places with them too
Dik dik: 5/10 if male, 0/10 if female. This one’s pretty self explanatory
Mountain chicken: 0/10. THIS IS A FUCKING FROG. STOP NAMING ANIMALS AFTER CHICKENS!
Peacock: 0/10. It pees out of a cloaca, not a cock. Technically it doesn’t even pee either
Monarch butterfly 1/10. They aren’t even one of the species of insects that has a queen, let alone understands the concept of monarchism
Cockatiel: 0/10. They do not have teal cocks
Monkey slug caterpillars: 1/10. These are neither slugs nor monkeys, nor are they some kind of fucked up monkey/slug hybrid. Terrible name all around, the only part they got right was caterpillar
Robin: 5/10. It’s a shame this bird has to resort to thievery but we all have to put worms on the table somehow
Alligator snapping turtle: 1/10. This is not an alligator, nor does it even have the fingers to snap with
Ground squirrel: 5/10. Please don’t grind squirrels
Axolotl: 0/10. Doesn’t ask a lot. Doesn’t ask anything at all
Sea robin: 7/10 This is what happens when the land robin goes pro. This creepy fuck evolved little fingers just to steal things. Is this where fish fingers come from?
Tasmanian devil: 8/10. Much like the christian devil, cool name and way more chill than most people give them credit for. Statistically speaking, they’re far from the deadliest player on the board, but they do have the strongest bite force and won’t hesitate to use it if provoked
Water deer: 7/10. No. This is a meat deer
Star nosed mole: 7/10. Name is somewhat misleading, nose merely star shaped, and not a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Paddlefish: 3/10. Too narrow to effectively be used as a paddle
Shoebill stork: 1/10. Not made of real shoes. Doesn’t pay bills either
Great white shark: 8/10. I’m inclined to agree for the most part but who came up with the name, David Duke?
Bioko drill: 0/10. At least the hammerhead shark looks like a hammer, this stupid monkey doesn’t even remotely resemble a drill
Hippo Tang: 0/10. That’s a fish, and hippos don’t even drink Tang
Bluejay: 3/10. Not actually blue, it’s just a trick of the light. I bet their real name probably isn’t even Jay either
Satanic Nightjar: 4/10. Should be called “slightly evil looking bird” instead
Tarantula hawk wasp: 1/10. Not a tarantula. Not a hawk. Starting to question if it’s even a wasp
Goblin shark: 10/10? Ever seen their jaw move? They sure are gobblin’
Nudibranch: 5/10. The nude part is accurate but it’s a sea slug, not a tree branch. Not even sure how you could possibly make that mistake
Mongoose: 0/10. No mon, it’s not a goose
Bison: 7/10. I just googled it, bison have more gay sex than straight sex so calling them bi is actually pretty accurate. Points removed because there are bidaughters too
Ram: 10/10. They sure do!
Mandrill: 2/10. They could probably be taught to use drills but I couldn’t find any research on this
Silver fox: 1/10. Silver is way too heavy of an element for an animal to be made of
Mayfly: 9/10 Yeah, they might
Fin whale: 10/10. Yep, whales have fins. Glad we cleared that up
Macaroni penguin: 1/10. They don’t eat macaroni
Horseshoe crab: 0/10. Not a crab. Doesn’t wear horseshoes either
Fangtooth: 10/10. Objectively I have to give it a 10 but this is the stupidest fucking name on the whole list. What’s next, knucklefist? Titboob?
Milkfish 1/10. If I go to your house and you offer me fish milk I’m fucking leaving
Little penguin: 10/10. Telling it exactly like it is
Spider monkey: 1/10. Was expecting a monkey with 8 limbs. Let down once again
Glass frog: 2/10. Not actually made out of glass
Hummingbird: 1/10. They can’t even hum
Centipede: 3-35.4/10. Depends on the species, very few actually have 100 legs
Millipede: 0.8-8/10. They have 800 legs at the most
Sockeye salmon: 1/10. Socks would make terrible eyes
Furry lobster: 10/10, 11/10 if that’s a fursuit
Flying fish: 4/10. Merely glides
Sailfish: 3/10. Doesn’t actually know how to sail
Blanket octopus: 2/10. Octopuses make terrible blankets
Cane Toad: 2/10. Can walk just fine without a cane
#biology#evolutionary biology#evolution#science#animals#animal#r/196#196#r/196archive#/r/196#rule#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#Darwin#funny#lol#funny shit#funny content#funny memes#funny stuff#sharks
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ok but what if there was an outsiders turning red au where it’s pony dealing with a giant red panda after a while and it was darry who was like the mom and turned junto the like-gigantic fuckin red panda at the end when mei and her mom had the fight where they both felt like they weren’t good enough for each other and the mom was pushing what she never got into her daughter but that’s daddy and pony
#darry and pony getting into a kaiju red panda fight is goofy to me#especially if it’s darry in his southern accent like “GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE EIGHT NOW”#idk i just was thinking about this#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#and sodapop didn’t wanna contain his cause it attracted people to the dx but he doesn’t tell anyone#hmhmhmhm
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Giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair and going "oh my gawd" every time I re-read the nsfw alphabet that you did of toge your brain is so huge💞 gigantic even. You said you don't think he talks during those times (understandable), but do you think he doesn't even like...say tuna? If he has to say something (best dirty talk ever)? Actually, do you think he ever has to fight off the urge to actually speak and say something during sex, and then gets like. Upset at himself inside?
Okay so first of all, I'm gonna cry, this is the sweetest comment ever omg 🥹🥹 I haven't given up on this blog btw, I haven't posted in a while but I just got sick + I have a new job starting soon + somehow the creative juice got sucked out of me, BUT I'M STILL HERE AND THIS COMMENT!!! IT GIVES ME MORE REASONS TO KEEP PESTERING Y'ALL!!! 😭😭😭 so yeah tysm for your comment it just made my night 🥹🥹💗💗
Okay, regarding your questions (nsfw, so find it under the cut!!)
I actually think he would use some rice-ingredient words!
In-between the moans and whimpers, the pants and grunts coming from you both, he would probably ask how you're doing— A small "Mustard leaf?", or even some "Tuna tuna!" when he feels you drift away. And if you ask him how he's holding up, he'd try to give you a shaky "S-salmon..!" so you keep going.
I just think overall he tries to keep quiet, mostly because of how insatiable he is and thus how long sessions can be— If it's his first or second orgasm, he's not necessarily going to slip out. He has enough control to remember he can't fully let go. The more you go on, though... well, you both remember the time when he screamed of pleasure— That was wild, even for him. Sometimes you leave him a crying mess, and all you can do is watch as he pants and lets out unintelligible whimpers.
I also definitely think he would try to say your name. I headcanon Toge with a speech impediment, mainly him stuttering and stammering because he doesn't often get to pronounce new words; he knows his commands by heart, as well as Yuuta's name (and even then, he would pronounce it "Yuuda" at first). However, I think he'd try very hard to pronounce everyone else's names correctly, especially if he got caught doing it and basically got the equivalent of a pat on the head. For his significant other, it's clear he'd try his hardest: he can't tell you how important you are to him, so he'll try to do something simple yet very meaningful for the both of you. He'll try to pronounce your name, without stuttering— And it might slip out during sex.
Whenever he uses it, even though it doesn't seem to affect him, it does affect you: you can't say if it's actual cursed energy or simply your feelings for him, but you find yourself staring at him, admiring his features and drinking any sound leaking from his lips.
🍵 Okay, let's take a breather now. 🍵
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🍵 Breathe in.. breathe out. 🍵
About your last question— Toge's curse is being a passionate soul forced to silence. He hides it well, but he feels a lot; he's a control freak, similar to Maki (even though they'd never admit it), because that's how he hurts the least amount of people. Before the school, before Gojo, before Panda (his first friend)— Toge was alone. He wouldn't say a word, hands would be shoved against his mouth if he dared breathe too loud. The only person who never shushed him nor feared him ended up being cursed by him— Clearly, everyone's better off far away from him.
The problem is, Toge is a lover. I'm an Inuokko shipper first and foremost so this might be where this idea comes from, but, even platonically, I think Toge would be the one to relate most to Rika. They're like two sides of the same coin when it comes to love. @gelatosushix made a wonderful post about it, so I won't dive too deep into this, but basically: Rika kills when she loves, but Toge dies when he loves.
A common mistake would be comparing Toge to a moth, drawn to fire and getting burnt by it. Toge isn't the moth; he's the flame. You're the moth. He's captivating, he has this mysterious aura yet somehow seems like an open book, but only if you ask the right questions— Only if you learn his language (and I'm not talking about rice ingredients). He intoxicates you, draws you in with his gaze (whether a purple wine with violet droplets, or a fiery brown with amber lights).
Then, he pulls his collar down: tattoos, or maybe burn scars, marking his cheeks and tongue as death takes the form of a baby-faced man. He's a weapon, one even Maki can't wield. He's feared. And yet— The raspiness of his voice, the deep accents scratching his throat— They get to you. Stupid moth flying to its death. At least it'll be sweet, you think.
Toge kills for people, because killing goes hand-in-hand with dying in his case. Toge loves by pushing away; that's how it's always been, that's what he's been taught. Yet you're here— You're holding him, stroking his cheek, singing his name, giving yourself to him. It feels right, it feels like everything he's ever wanted, it feels like so little yet so much to him— And he hates it.
You deserve it all and he deserves nothing. You deserve words. Not silly ones, actual words— But he can't say it. He can't stutter that he loves you, because what if? He could curse you. He could ruin your life, and Toge's already ruined so many lives in the past— It weighs on his soul, yet he can endure it; as long as you're not the next accursed.
So he bites down. On your skin, on his hand, on the pillow— Anything, anywhere. He bites down to keep the sounds from coming out. And if you reassure him, tell him that you know, he doesn't need to say it— He starts crying. He hates himself, he hates his curse, he hates the fucking marks on his face.
His hips slam against yours, he grabs at your skin; you're near, he knows it. He knows you by heart, that's the least he can do.
Deeper, deeper, deeper— You reach the stars first, but he follows soon after. And he keeps crying. He cries the rest of the night, even with you holding him and whispering against his lips. He has to grab onto you so he doesn't run to the bathroom to desperatly try and wash his markings off.
Toge is a lover, a passionate soul forbidden from opening his heart; he hates emotional sex because of how much his heart bleeds from it. It ignites his flame, lures you in even more; and when his cries fill the room, when he hugs you tight— It's like you're a butterfly, pinned by the thorns of a rose you were drinking from.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jjk headcanons#toge#inumaki toge#toge inumaki#toge headcanons#toge x reader#toge smut#atlas answers#atlas writes#atlas headcanons#atlas posts#(i hope it answered your questions! i got a bit carried away🥹)#(it gets me so shy for no reason🥹 hopefully you like it..)#👀 anon
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saints, we neeeeed you to make an ao3 account. There’re only 8 works for bartylily… EIGHT. You would be great for the ecosystem
to be honest i have something in the works… it’s like tier 3 priority though i have other things i want to clear through but i have negative free time with my double major. inconsolable.
it is a lilyrosekiller high school au lily character study where they all work a terrible summer job at a backwater amusement park. the vision is cooler beer & lipsmackers ice cream lip balm & 4th of july tailgates & denim cutoffs. barty is the sleazy college guy who calls her “kiddo” and helps her restock the cotton candy machine. evan’s entire personality is sitting at that tall chair working the ferris wheel and glowering but she asks him to readjust the knot on her friendship bracelet in the break room and he blushes touching her wrist. she just broke up with james and is only having a slight world-ending catastrophic identity crisis about it but he does drop a cardboard box of gigantic novelty stuffed pandas on his foot when he sees her spilling out of the front seat of barty crouch’s pick-up truck
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⭐🌈 30 DAYS OF AGERE MOODBOARDS - DAY 03
⭐ this prompt is .. your favorite stuffie ! ⭐ this here is seth the red panda. he's my gigantic squishmallow!! i got him in niagara falls, canada. hes my favorite squishmallow by far, because he's holding a little m&ms cookie, which is one of my favorite snacks! seth and i have a lot in common. :]
#︶︶ ˚ fun#age regression#agere#sfw age regression#age regressor#agere blog#sfw agere#noncom agere#stuffies#stuffed animals#plushies#sfw age regressor#agere safe space#agedre#sfw agedre#agere moodboard#regression#regressor
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I’ve always struggled with doubt I doubt myself I doubt my friends love for me I even doubt that I’m worthy of love But there are always those who hold you And show you that you are worthy
You rubbed your eyes again.
No, yeah, there was definitely a giant snow leopard staring back at you.
Its sharp eyes were imposing and almost a little judgmental.
“Are you going to just sit there and gape? Please, I am so terribly bored and am in need of some fresh air.”
The leopard leapt off the bed without a single sound and turned back to look at you.
“Come on now. No time like the present.”
Despite the pleasant tone of its voice, you couldn’t help but feel insulted. This was all very new and strange, and you were being bossed around by a snow leopard.
You looked down at your pajamas. “I need to change.”
The leopard paced by your door, waiting for you to dress yourself, deciding on a simple outfit of long trousers and a flowy shirt. Grabbing your cloak, you made your way to the door, pausing momentarily as you came face-to-face with the snow leopard. It was gigantic, its head reaching your shoulders. It seemed too large from anything you could remember…
“Why are you staring? Never seen a cat before?”
“You’re very- uh- tall.”
“Aren’t you observant!”
It spoke to you like you were a toddler, sarcasm thick in its tone. You rolled your eyes, not ready for sass so early in the morning. Once you opened the door, the leopard stretched and sauntered out of the room, chin held high.
You stumbled as you struggled to secure your boots but caught up with the beast quickly. The two of you traveled down the hall, following the leopard more than leading it. Ruby’s fuzzy head was the first thing you saw as you got closer to the stairs. His little dark eyes lighting up when seeing you, but Jihoon paused as he got to the top step, taking in the sight before him.
“Either I’m dreaming or I’m about to be, goodnight.”
“It’s morning-”
“Goodnight!” He waved a hand as he brushed past you and disappeared into his bedroom.
Ruby lingered for a moment, inching closer on all fours. You could see his nose twitch as he sniffed your new companion. The leopard peered back to the tiny creature, tilting its head slightly to the side. The red panda tensed up and jumped back before quickly scrambling into Jihoon’s room.
A shiver trickled down your spine as you were met with the icy morning air, your breath huffing out in a fleeting, misty cloud that left your lips. The majestic beast was unfazed by the frigid weather and led you outside towards the stream. It stole a few sips of water then continued on walking beside it.
“So um-” You hesitated as the leopard looked back at you. “What’s your name?”
“That’s for you to decide.”
“Oh- Sorry, I’m kind of new to this.”
You studied the snow leopard for a moment as you contemplated. The leopard held itself in a queenly manner, always looking ahead and swishing its tail with each step, not to mention the beautiful gray fur that was decorated with black spots.
A hum resonated from you as you thought until the sound formed a name.
“Eris.”
The leopard practically grinned at the name.
“The sound of the name pleases me. I will respond to Eris from now on.” It purred in delight “Hm- Eris…”
Walking along the gentle stream was relaxing, however, Eris was elegant and fluid with each step. You on the other hand felt like a lumbering fool. The stream you were following fed into the lake and Eris didn’t hesitate to lead you towards its shore. Its water was mostly clear and a brackish scent filled your nose. There was no fish to be seen, but a few birds floated idly in its water.
“The lake has haunted your thoughts these past few weeks. Why have you not explored?”
Communicating through telepathy was going to take some getting used to. The sudden voice invading your mind, though pleasant sounding, never failed to make you jump.
“Dino said I shouldn’t-”
“You don’t have to actually talk out loud.” There was humor laced in Eris’s words.
You rolled your eyes and stared daggers at the leopard. “Okay then. Dino said I shouldn’t go snooping around… That if I look too close I might hurt myself.”
“Ah! That’s right! Your head nearly burst like a melon.”
A long drawn out sigh escaped you. “Yup- Wait, you knew about that? Whatever- That’s why I’ve been really careful for the past month.”
“I’ve had the displeasure of spectating your life since you arrived here. I was existing as a shadow before today.” Eris sounded slightly peeved. “Thank the stars your magic and Mana manifested. One more day as an observer and I would have fallen into lunacy.”
A few questions like: ‘ what is Mana?’ and ‘ you’ve been watching me this whole time?’ popped into your mind, but you decided to ignore them for the sake of the leopard’s temper.
Eris sighed as she studied her surroundings, head turning every way as if she were in search of something.
“Well… Nothing has caused you to scream out in pain yet. So I’d say we’re safe to venture a bit further.”
You scoffed. “Woo! Congratulations to me! I’m not dying!”
Now Eris rolled her eyes and you swear she sneered at you. “So happy for you! Here- how about we stroll a little further and test the waters? Since you’re not dying…”
Turning around, you stared back at the dorm, the more you walked the more it shrunk in the distance. The idea was tempting and it was becoming easier to ignore the warning bells in the back of your mind.
With one last sigh, you decided a few more minutes of walking couldn’t hurt.
“Only a little further.”
“It’s a promise.”
Eris continued to prance ahead of you at a swift pace, causing you to trip and lag behind. Every so often you would look behind you, only to see the place you could call home becoming a mere speck on the horizon. Taking note, you were no longer along the edge of the lake, and you weren’t too worried about your brain exploding , but this was more than the little further you were speaking of. The path you were following disappeared into the evergreen forest and Eris appeared adamant on breaching the tree lines.
“Um-” You muttered out loud.
Eris paused for a moment. “Oh come on. Let’s explore more! I want to be beneath the trees and skip in the meadows.”
You could hear the sarcasm, it was blatantly obvious, but you still grumbled in disapproval.
“Please?” She drew out the question like a child trying to persuade her parents.
“Alright.” You muttered.
Eris was the image of ‘The cat who got the cream’ . She didn’t have the ability to smile, but there was still satisfaction written all over her face.
The path into the forest wasn’t well traveled but it was still visible even with the overgrown grass and loose stones. This time you took care to watch where you placed your steps, doubting Soonyoung would be out here to save you again with a pillow of ivy. Eris didn’t seem keen on altruism either.
This forest was more green and verdant than the woods around Dino’s cottage, it was closer to what surrounded the dorm. Pretty, peaceful and home to many of the same woodland creatures you saw before. Gazing upward, you were met with the lush canopy, thick enough to give the sun’s light difficulty in reaching the ground. Eris was able to navigate the path easily which came as no surprise. She was feline after all.
“Ah- Well isn’t that nice…”
Snapping out of your thoughts, you turned your attention back to the path. Eris rushed ahead, shocking and forcing you to stagger forward to match her pace.
“Hey-” You were about to complain but as you reached Eris’s location, you froze in place.
The sight before you was beautiful. A breach in the forest’s endless flora opened into a quaint glade. A stone path led into a pond. Hugging the small body of water were two staircases, covered in vibrant moss and littered with petals. An out-stretched, lush tree sat atop a small hill where the stairs led, catching your eyes in the morning light. Eris wasted no time in sauntering up the steps, stopping at the landing to gaze down to you.
Tracing your hand along the stairs railing, you ascended up to meet Eris on the landing. Her expression softened, clearly pleased by the tranquility of the area. Overgrown shrubs surrounded an old stone bench that sat tucked under the tall tree. You wandered over to the tree, studying the features of it.
It wasn't evergreen, that much you could gather. Its bark twisted around itself like a braid and its leaves resembled that of a willow tree. The only difference was the leaves were soft pink and held green blossoms.
As you gazed up into the branches, you saw paper talismans and windchimes similar to the ones that decorated the dorm. Soonyoung must have made his way here at some point.
Eris, with ease and grace, climbed the tree and found a sturdy branch to lounge on. You took in the atmosphere around you, the weight that you didn’t know was heavy on your shoulders faded for the moment as relief washed over you. Here, in this little area of serenity, there was nothing to worry about, no nosebleeds, no headaches, just pure solitude.
“Oh-” A gentle exclamation from an unknown voice.
Jumping in surprise, you snapped your head, being met with a figure who just reached the top of the steps.
Breathtaking was the best way to describe the man before you.
The shirt he wore was flowy and long sleeved, the black fabric almost glittering in the sunlight despite being sheer, trousers just as loose and flowy. His hair was down and barely reached his shoulders, fine strains nearly blending in with the color of the fabric. Around his neck rested a dainty silver locket, gleaming as it caught the light. Looking at him sent a chill down your spine, he didn’t look cold but his outfit was not suited for the weather, and you wondered how he wasn’t frozen to the core.
With delicate features and a soft smile, the stranger addressed you. “I was hoping to find a peaceful place to read but I see I am beaten.”
You raised your eyebrows at his words, his voice took you by surprise, it wasn’t deep by any means but there was a faint resonance to it.
“Ah- I was just sightseeing! I was just about to leave.”
“What?!” Eris’s voice invaded your thoughts as she jumped down from the tree landing directly in front of the stranger. “We were here first! Tell this man to shove off!”
“ That’s entirely too mean, Eris… ” You grumbled out loud.
The stranger’s bright brown eyes widened as he was met with the imposing snow leopard. A weak wave of uneasiness washed over you from him, but it was fleeting and quickly morphed into simple fascination. He tightened his grip on the book he held under his arm’ a thick leather bound tome similar to the one Archivist Jeon gifted you.
“Eris, play nice.” You sighed, annoyance laced in your words. “Sorry, I’m still new to this.”
Another glint sparkled in the strangers eyes. “Oh! You’re the new one! Finally I can put a face to all the gossip.”
Gossip? Uh oh.
“I’m Jeonghan. It’s nice to finally make your acquaintance.” He said with a small but elegant bow.
“Uh- Sage. Nice to meet you.” You stuttered as you returned the bow. “Now when you say gossip-”
“Hm?” Jeonghan perked up. “Oh- Nothing bad, I promise. Just people wondering which realm you were from.”
“Well, I’m human and from the Mortal Realm as some people say.” You did your best to suppress the scowl growing on your face. “And which realm are you from?”
Jeonghan sat down on the bench under the tree. “I’m just another boring being from this bland realm.”
Bland? This world was everything but bland and boring .
With a small smile, Jeonghan leaned into the bench and opened the thick book he had in his arms. It looked much older and more intricately designed than the tome Archivist Jeon gave you. Curiosity took over and you took a peek at the title: Ars Motus.
More of that old language you couldn’t read.
“Art of Emotion.” Eris spoke in your mind.
Your ear twitched as you heard Eris speak. Maybe the tome Jeonghan was reading had a connection to your magic, that or it was a romance novel.
“Jeonghan?”
He looked up at you through his eyelashes, another soft grin painting his face as he gave you his full attention.
“Can I ask what you're reading?”
He smirked. “You may ask.”
Great, he was a smart ass. Suppressing a roll of your eyes, you sat down beside him, leaving space between the two of you
“ What are you reading?”
“A book I found in the archives.” Another shit-eating grin.
You sighed. Despite his mature and tasteful appearance, he was playful, a jokester. Fine. If he wanted to be tricky you would play along.
“What is the book about?” Surely his answer wouldn’t be too dodgy.
Jeonghan scanned the page open in his lap. “Psyche and what it can tell us about an individual.”
“Psyche? Like psychology?”
He chuckled, his nose scrunching as he smiled. “You ask a lot of questions and no, it isn’t psychology . Psyche is the spirit of a person.”
“Oh-” Now you felt naïve. “So kind of like the mind?”
“Kind of. Not only the mind but also here.” With a slender, pale hand, he placed his hand on his own chest, spreading his fingers across where his heart rested.
Your eyes followed his movement but you quickly averted your gaze. It felt rude to stare at Jeonghan, even if it didn’t seem to bother him.
“I’ve always had an interest in others and their emotions…” He flipped to the next page. “I’m not very good at reading people and it always ends up with me being tricked.”
A sudden breeze blew past you, freezing you to the bone and a shiver wrecked through your body. Above you, the wind chimes rang out in beautiful notes. Tugging the cloak close, you curled up slightly and tried to take another peek into the tome Jeonghan held. He noticed your interest and placed the book on his thigh for you to see better. As you scanned the pages, you soon realized it was in the same language that was engraved in the archives.
“Can you already read the Lingua Magica?” Jeonghan sounded impressed as he asked.
You groaned. “No. I’ve been seeing it everywhere and I don’t understand any of it!”
“I can teach you, if you wish to learn…” His voice came out shy.
Eyes lighting up with excitement, you looked over to Eris who had taken to lounging near the shrubs.
“I’m not going to teach you.” She said matter-of-factly.
Your face flattened into an unimpressed sneer. At this point you weren’t surprised. As it turned out, familiar’s had their own personalities and they can be assholes. Noted.
Returning your attention to Jeonghan, you met his gaze and sighed. “That sounds nice. I’m tired of not being able to read some of the passages in my tome.”
Jeonghan grinned from ear to ear and flipped back to the first page of the tome in his lap. He gently handed the book to you and shifted a little bit closer as he pointed to the first page.
“ Ars Motus. The direct translation into Lingua Simplex- the common tongue- is Art of Emotion. I’m sure you can guess which word means art .”
You pointed to the first word Ars and Jeonghan nodded his head in approval.
“See? It’s not that different! You’re going to learn very quickly.” Another big smile spread across his face as he praised you.
For the next hour, Jeonghan took his time translating the first page for you. It wasn’t too entertaining, just a simple introduction that didn’t offer any real information into what you were looking for but was still interesting. You were so absorbed in learning that the bite of the cold no longer bothered you. Even Eris was relaxing as enjoying a good nap while Jeonghan taught you.
“I think I’ve stolen enough of your time, Sage.” Jeonghan said as he retrieved the book from your lap.
“Huh- I’m not doing anything today. I can keep learning-”
“It’s cold. Did you not notice that you’ve been shivering all this time?” Jeonghan interrupted with a snicker as he fixed your cloak to stay over your shoulder.
“Oh- No. I haven’t…”
Jeonghan looked over at the entrance of the glade, you felt a twinge of annoyance but it faded immediately. He turned back to you and smiled.
“Meet me here again? I’ll be sure to bring the book.”
You nodded and returned the smile. “Sure.”
“Perfect.”
Jeonghan bowed to you as a goodbye and walked down the steps, traveling briskly to exit the glade. You noted that he did not take the same route as you as he walked down a different path, his image faded into the dimness of the forest until he could no longer be seen.
“Well, look at you, staring off all dreamily…”
“What-”
Eris stood from where she was lying down and stretched her back. “Nothing. I’m just glad I don’t have to teach you a simple language.”
You scoffed. “Yeah, that would be all you care about.”
“Sage?” You heard your name being called out from beyond the glade entrance.
“Sage?!” A louder voice, Dino’s voice.
Both you looked toward the glade entrance, Dino and Soonyoung slowly came into view.
You leaned up to the railing. “Over here!”
“Sage?” Dino said as he turned his attention to you, his pace quickening as he approached you. “There you are! We were looking all over for you.”
Before you could say anything, Dino enveloped you in a warm hug. It was nice, comfortable even, and you melted into it.
You laughed as he squeezed you. “What’s this for? I was only gone what? An hour?”
He pulled back, beginning to examine you. “Are you hurt? Any headache? Nosebleeds?”
“What? No. I’m fine, don't worry.”
“Also it’s been two hours-” Dino paused as he looked behind you.
You turned around and saw what had grabbed his attention, Eris. Soonyoung also took a moment to stop and stare at the leopard.
“Is this-”
“My familiar? Yes! I named her Eris.” You responded to his unspoken question.
Soonyoung pouted. “Jihoon said it was a big cat but wow!”
“We can admire Sage’s familiar later.” Dino said as he turned back to you. “What were you doing out here?”
“Just exploring. Eris persuaded me to go on a walk with her.”
Dino’s face grew worried. “What if you had an episode and no one was around? You could have gotten hurt-”
Even though he was genuinely concerned you couldn’t help but smile. “It’s okay, Dino. I’m fine, really!”
Dino sighed and lightly grabbed your wrist. “Let’s get back to the dorm, it’s freezing out here.”
With a nod, you let yourself be dragged back to the dorm. Eris joined you followed by Soonyoung who couldn’t stop staring at the snow leopard.
Arriving back at the dorm you were met with your roommates congregated in the living room. As you walked into the room, Shadow and Ruby rushed over to you, nuzzling and doting on you.
“See? I told you they were fine…” Jihoon said as he lifted his head off of the couch. “Can I go back to bed now?”
Jihoon stood and proceeded toward the archway, when he turned the corner he was met with Eris.
“Woah- Okay. Yeah, not a dream.” He continued to walk to his room.
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