#PULPOFICTION

[mydoodlesandpics]

Pruebo ser guay. Pruebo el pulpo. Solo una de ellas triunfa. #pulpofiction https://www.instagram.com/p/B1cbn11IsnE/?igshid=7h7sqo6e6qbv

[anghraine]

embracethenerd2012 replied to your post “pulpofiction asked: Mara/Luke, polgara/durnik, mako/anyone ...”

They got married?? And had children?? I thought it wasn't a ship if it actually happened in the books.

No? That just makes it a canon ship.

[eseelninokilito]

~pulpofiction~ (at Rolling Hills, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2uCv7dnrvF/?igshid=1xmpfctbhjnud

[skyler10fic]

jem-scribbles replied to your post “pulpofiction: writing a kiss, tips for everybody whatever the hell...”

Oh sure, post this *after* I publish my sex scene... LMAO! You know I'm gonna go back and see if I did the things...

bahaha tbh, I’ve been so busy working on the Fandom Guide (which is what all these smut tips and sex ed posts are for) that I haven’t had a chance to read yet. (soon, though!) But rest assured, no judging here! My smut is usually on the humor/crack/punny side to some degree.  xD 

My favorite about this one is the Nonny’s like “YOU'RE MAKING THE POOR LADY PERFORM GUMNASTICS.” Now every time I’m tempted to make them change positions I ask “Is this gumnastics?” lol 

[aaghht]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNI!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

AWW FRANCESCA THANK YOUUUUUUU 8D 8 D

[meggannn]

what the fuck francesca

[skyler10fic]

pulpofiction:

writing a kiss, tips for everybody

whatever the hell you’re doing with tongue, stop

invade, fight for dominance, and wrestle are literally the worst descriptors ever in the whole entire world of talking about kissing

tongues do not roam and they do not go exploring they are like TIDES they come forward a little bit and then maybe recede a little bit EVEN IN FRENCHING

most kissing action actually happens with the lips GO FIGURE??

kissing is really awkward you get noses bumping everywhere and sometimes saliva all over your chin or theirs, please keep this in mind, only the chastest kisses are clean and neat

really aggressive tongue is really an acquired taste not gonna lie (L O L)

Avoid scientific clinical words like probe for the love of god

if you’ve ever listened to a kiss you know it sounds really gross with all the sucking and smacking breathy moans and hums are the way to go

No one pays enough attention to the lips imho y’all are so damn focused on tongues

[sspacer]

pulpofiction i did the thing...i'm gonna regret this aren't i?

[motherofavatars]

pulpofiction replied to your post: mercury poisoning though. was that it?

i’m almost positive it was. i mean, what other metallic and liquid poison is there?

i'm like 90% sure, but i have a feeling they said something about it in the episode and i just dont remember where it was??? i'm kinda afraid to rewatch tbh...

[vvivaa]

pulpofiction replied to your post:

me neither, unless by some tiny chance there’s some heat-of-the-moment ~ interrupted goodbye ~ kiss thing. or even better, some YOU’RE SAFE!!!! thing. but i doubt it :|

I agree the way makorra has been this season it's a long shot but who knows!! We can for sure expect some angst which is enough for me

[aaghht]

steinbecks replied to your post “yo i’m back online but i gotta stay off more for a few days, today’s...”

take care of yourself!!

aw, no worries! i will! thanks for this reply!

[sspacer]

When will YOUR faves lightningbend thou?!? When?!

[motherofavatars]

pulpofiction replied to your post: Mako with a skinny tie and a button do...

like a fuckin hipster

Hell yeah. Tattoos and/or piercings optional.

[crystalzelda]

happy birthday you crotchety old geezer xo

Tyyyy

[poopbuttpantsbluerg-blog]

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