#POLYESTER I HATE YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭

[tedthetalk]

The mark of the beast

[wish-i-were-heather]

what's your favorite conan gray song?

soo this is my 100 follower event? wow okay 100 is a big number (well actually 180 now wtf stop following me im not that funny). im lowkey shocked because its been 15 days... i accidentally deleted my blog and then remade this new one 15 days ago. thats like barely 2 weeks? so, uh, thats a lot very fast. i love every single one of you thank you so much for caring about the stupid things i have to say and my silly little fics <33 ~ [INTRO POST HERE]

followers...

LOOKALIKE~ i'll assign you a fictional character that you/your blog reminds me of and explain why!!

"i know in your head you see me instead, cause he looks a lot like i did back then. baby don't lie, it's just a lookalike"

LONELY DANCERS~ i'll give you a song based on the aesthetic of you/your blog!!

"we're lonely dancers, join me for the night. we're lonely dancers baby, dance with me so we don't cry"

GENERATION WHY~ ask me any question and i'll answer truthfully!! (within reason ofc, i'm not giving out my address)

"we get into trouble and loose our minds, something that i've heard a million times in my life, generation why"

MOVIES~ i'll ship you with a fictional character and make a moodboard for you two (pls give gender/any other preferences)

"in my head we're dancing in the dark, in my head we kiss under the stars. but we know that's not what we're doing, cause baby this ain't like the movies"

BOYS AND GIRLS~ i'll make an edit of pretty much anyone/anything (fictional or not, but this is a very vague so pls pls pls give details)

"i want you, i want you, i want you to need me. i need you, i need you, i need you to love me. i want you, i want you, like everyone else here tonight"

PEOPLE WATCHING~ i'll write a short oneshot (under 1k words) about any character x reader or ship

"i wanna feel all that love and emotion, be that attached to the person i'm holding. someday i'll be falling without caution, but for now i'm only people watching"

HEATHER~ i'll give you an outfit specifically with a sweater i think you'd wear, hence the song

"you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester but you like her better, i wish i were heather"

moots only...

BEST FRIEND~ where we'd go/what we'd do if we hung out together + moodboard

"that's my fucking lifeline, thats my ride or die like, thats my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie. baby you're my best friend, best friend"

(CAN WE BE FRIENDS?)~ i'll tell you my first impression of you (none are negative i promise)

"could you be my best friend? let's hang out every weekend. go driving every night, stare at people that we like"

rules/extra

1~ please give any specific details you want for any (like trope of the fic or song for the edit, etc) 2~ i'm not very organized so idk how many i'll do per day 😭 but you send however many you want just one per day per person pls 3~ i don't have a date for how long it's just until i say it's done because im indecisive...

tagging <3

@maybxlle

@lauffey

@myhyperfixationisbooks

@never-enough-novels

@apollosmusee

@xoxonxo

@sweetnnaivete

@whatsamongus

@pinkwinesupernovas

@letmeliveinelfhame

@two-braincells-in-total

@tornqdowarnings

@littlemissmentallyunstable

@nqds

@ramblings-of-lola

@lxvebelle

@alwaysthefangirl

@just-tough-love

@riordanness

@reyreadersblog

im tagging some of my moots but any of you can request the moots only stuff even if ur not tagged- and if ur not tagged then omg i wanna get to know u more!! <3

THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE I LOVE U AHH

[came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted]

devil’s fashion really is a satanic pact like every day i go on their website and stare longingly at their overpriced polyester (i assume slave made bc there’s absolutely no info on their workers right policies or any other policies) slutty slutty delicious genvy inducing clothes. i hate you so much for this.

look at that. i’m frothing at the mouth there is no article of clothing on this website i don’t want. and they all come in my size! that’s fucking unheard of. they go up 3 sizes past me that’s fucking bonkers. but 100% if these even were pointed at a washing machine they would dissolve like cotton candy. also it’s upwards of $76 a shirt even though as discussed these are like 99% positive made with slave labor.

but it’s so sexy it can make THE ugliest men in the world look kinda sick like. look at that fucking cravat. i want that cravat so bad i’m gonna start dreaming about it.

(ignore how ugly this guy is)

it’s physically painful to me that i don’t own this outfit. torturous. look at those slutty, slutty hip ruffles.

look at these pants. those shoes are so boring too they can’t keep getting away with it. if i owned these pants i could wear my strangecvlt ouija plachette toe boots with them. the pain of it all 😭

literally the coven spiderweb boots are on sale the fucking outfit i could make if they would make ethical non polyester fucking clothessss

cravat shirt pants boots coat plus my glow in the dark vampire fangs mask i could reinvent plus sized goth fashion. but oh noooo devil’s fashion has to sell insanely expensive slave-made clothes.

anyway this was a really weird rant i just really want these fucking clothes. i’m gonna try to steal some of their designs and just make them nicer and out of some good fabric i have but i gotta be real with you chieves: i don’t know where to buy lace and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. also i don’t know how to sew ruffles