#PLS TAG ME I NEED IT ALL AAAAAAAAA

[mrghostrat]

so what if someone (definitely not me. asking for a friend) wanted to write their own fic(s)(??????) for the gomens streamer au. should this random strange person who i do not know tag you in said post in the future when it was posted? anyways love your art!

if this mysterious stranger doesn’t tag me in their streamer au fic, i’m gonna first hire a private investigator to uncover their identity, and then a lawyer to sue them for emotional damages

[dnptarot]

alright updated pinned post because many changes have been made since this began!

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[electronic-elevator]

tags: overstimulation, afab!reader, sub!Damien, strap on sex, multiple orgasms, size kink, anal gaping, butt plug

summary: Damien’s lost count of the times he’s been made to cum; lost rational thought entirely to the pain-pleasure of overstimulation and your massive strap wrecking his hole.

“Fuck, oh god, fffaaaahhhhhh, pl-pl- I’m, I, I— aaaaAAAAA—” Damien practically screamed your name, losing himself to what must’ve been his sixth orgasm of the night.

You held him close to your chest as he writhed. When you pressed a kiss to his neck, you tasted the salt of his sweat. Despite his complete overwhelm, you didn’t so much as slow down, instead pounding into him as hard as you could — although, wielding a strap of this size was no easy feat.

His shuddering breaths sounded like sobs as he mumbled your name, over and over and over.

“Gonna cum inside you,” you growled. “Then I’m going to plug you up.”

“Please,” he practically mewled. You could tell you’d drained him of all energy but still he begged for it, to be filled up.

“You want it?”

“Please,” he whined again.

“Fuck, Damien, you’re gorgeous. You’re mine.”

“Uh-huh, cum in me,” he pleaded, squirming under you.

You fiddled with the strap, finally having to slow down a bit as you released the lube into Damien. Of course, it wasn’t really your cum, but as a small consolation prize you could use so much more than you could have organically pumped inside him.

“Aaahh,” Damien breathed as he felt it entering him, pressing himself back, taking the strap all the way. You couldn’t help but growl again, rubbing his arched back. “Mmmmm.”

“You’re fucking beautiful, Damien.”

“Mmhmm,” he mumbled absentmindedly, making you smile.

“Stay there,” you instructed, pressing down a little between his shoulder blades.

You pulled out of him slowly, drawing another whimper from his lips. Lube dripped out of him — you’d used a generous amount to start, and after fucking him long and hard for the better part of the evening, he was so loose he couldn’t hope to keep what you’d poured into him inside without help.

He whined at the feeling, shifting his hips, tipping himself even further forward. “Need to keep it, please.”

“Shhhh, darling, don’t worry,” you murmured, retrieving his plug. You teased it at his loose hole for a moment before pushing it inside, where it came to rest. “There you go. All yours.”

“Thank you,” Damien said in a sigh of relief, sagging back onto the bed.

“Lay down,” you whispered, practically prowling the length of the bed to curl up beside him.

Damien rolled to face you, revealing his stomach coated in his own cum and the shiny wet patch on the bed below him where he’d writhed. “I made a mess,” he murmured almost thoughtfully. His thighs were also slick and shiny with fluids, both real and synthetic.

You would not force him through a seventh round, but dear god he looked delectable — now hazy and unfocused, exhausted but with a small thoroughly satisfied smile.

“Damien, do you know how beautiful you are?”

He blushed a little, letting you know he was headed back to earth.

“You are. So beautiful,” you murmured as you moved to clean him up. You weren’t letting him leave. He was going to stay here with your cum inside him, with the plug providing what his ruined hole couldn’t. You were going to clean him up, going to bring him some food to refuel after what you’d taken out of him, but keep him here to rest.

“I love you,” Damien said.

You paused your careful work long enough to press your lips to his in a rough kiss. “I love you, too.”

[ze-maki-nin]

Ghost Reader Shaves Friend Hc!

Requested: Yes!

Ah nice....well... I DEMAND GHOSTBUR X GHOST READER HEADCANNONS WHEN THE GHOST READER SHEARS FREIND PLZ IM STILL NOT OVER HIS DEATH i just need fluff pog thru the pain ig

Pairing: Ghostbur x Gn! Ghost Reader!

Idea: Our Ghost Reader shaves Friend!

Tags/Warnings: None, Fluff! (If there is any warnings that I missed pls tell me!)

A/N: Hope you enjoy it @bloodystars!! Its my first time doing headcanons! So sorry if its bad! I am also not over his death so-

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✦ The reader would just be wandering around looking for some sheep to make a sweater

✦ Then they would find Friend

✦ Who is lost...

✦ ANYWAYS!

✦ You smiled and pulled out some wheat, beckoning Friend over

✦ Friend, being the naive sheep they where, went over to the reader

✦ Reader then sat down, sheep sitting in front of them happily chewing on some weat, and pulled out some shears...

✦ You then proceeded to shear Friend...

✦ Halfway through shearing friend, who was content, you heard someone scream

✦ "AAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FRIEND!?!?!"

✦ Ya...Ghostbur wasn't very happy you sheared his friend

✦ You just sat there, staring at the screaming man

✦ "Do you need something?" You kindly asked, casually shearing the rest of Friend

✦ "YOU'RE SHEARING FRIEND?!" Ghostbur just screamed, "Running" over to you and Friend

✦ You just stared at him confused as he hugged Friend "Crying"

✦ You asked if he was okay and he just sniffled, telling you that you made his friend bald

✦ You just laughed, telling him sheeps needed to be sheared every once in a while anyways

✦ Is this true? Don't Know!

✦ ANYWAYS!

✦ He just stared

✦ With those big round, glossy eyes of his

✦ And asked "Really?"

✦ You then explained it to him, smiling as you packed up all the blue wool

✦ "Ohhhhh! I didnt know that!!"

✦ After that you said goodbye and started floating back to your small house

✦ But...

✦ Ghostbur followed you...

✦ You didn't notice until you got home T-T

✦ You set down your bag of wool when a knock rang through your house

✦ You didn't question it and went to open it

✦ "Helloooooo!"

✦ It was the ghost from earlier...

✦ "Did-Did you follow me??"

✦ You were so confused but let him in anyways

✦ The, previously, blue sheep following him

✦He then started explaining to you that he wanted to be friends!

✦ Of course you agreed to being his friend!

✦ What kind of monster wouldn't want to be his friend!

✦ You guys would then sit in front of a fire

✦ Talking about anything

✦ While you knit yourself and Ghostbur matching sweaters!!

✦ And Ghostburs just rambling on and on about Tommy and Techno and Phil

✦ Literally anything he could think of

✦ Even the stuff he was supposed to keep a secret-

✦ ANYWAYS!!

✦ You are now the holder of many Secrets ^_^

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Hope you enjoyed! Its my first time doing headcanons! So sorry if they're not what you wanted! Taglist:@forefinn

[angelic-jeonghan1004]

Enhypen reacting to you cheating in a game to win

More enha timeeee I've got more stuff in the works for them so soon I'll make a masterlist! Doing a mixture of both video games and arcade games in this. If it's not obvious to tell from my past fics I love me some video games I'm now super into Genshin atm!! Heeseung is absurdly long btw sorry about that he's the only one I actually had an idea for from a random tropes list on Wattpad the rest I wrote the prompt games and ideas for sitting through a school lecture

Pairing: Enhypen x reader

Genre: fluff, crack

Warning: swearing!

Gif credits to rightful owner ✨

Heeseung

Thinking of a way to spend time with your boyfriend and have a fun date

You went to play laser tag, there's no physical harm in laser tag

Problem here is you're both competitive

And deciding against being on the same team

Decided to go being on opposite team

Whoever lost has to buy lunch

So going into the game in the black out neon room full of obstacles you both had one thing on your mind

"I'm going to win" was the one thought racing through both of your heads (spoiler alert you won in the end)

Protecting your chestplate for your life in fear of someone shooting you

The game got very heated but you thought strategically

You didn't try to find him (that was his goal to find you, but by his height yells or cheers of success eliminating a player you knew where he was 99% of the time) you actually avoided him

You went to get out all of his teammates

It wasn't hard you where in it to win it

You realized there's no way it's not just you and Heeseung now

An idea came to mind

Yelling to him you said

"Heeseung I have an idea to make this fun for us , meet me at the middle since I don't want to yell"

You both made your way to the middle very cautious of eachother but he was very curious of the challenge

Quickly you explained that you two should go on opposite ends of the laser tag maze but each step you take you have to do one shot no matter what

Due to your limited amo this intrigued Heeseung

How he could strategically move his lanky body around the maze without loosing tok much amo

He agreed

And you leaned in for a kiss before "putting the plan to action"

He quickly accepted the kiss closing his eyes taking in the moment before having to head to the opposite corner

That was until he heard the "Defeated" noise come from his chest plate as you shot him in the chest neon red lights covering the what used to be blue chestplate

You giggled as you broke the kiss

"UNFAIR" Heeseung yelled

"We can talk about it over lunch" you said putting your hand in his

You explained your true strategy to him at lunch and how you made that plan up just so he wouldn't kill you on spot

He peas so pouty

Just ate his food and sulked

"You owe me a fist game and next time let's try that challenge I was excited baby"

He'd say with just 🥺 eyes

Pls win this boy some sort of gift he deserves a pick me up

Jay

You guys where having a great time having an in home date

Then you disrespected man's gaming skills

Oh all hell broke loose into a heated argument

"I totally bet I could beat you in Tekken"

"Oh you fucking wish"

"Who do you main"

"Roger" (Roger is a Kangaroo)

"What the fuck are you doing? Representing Jake's home? That character takes no skill to beat people as"

"Yeah well who do you main"

"Is that even a question? Alisa Bosconovitch. A cyborg robot lady with fucking jet legs and chainsaw arms you can't tell me that's not cool"

"You're telling me I'M the one that plays someone that takes no skill to play as?"

You both knew there was only one way to settle this

Jay got out Playstation and everything for it and put it as a 5 match game

Settling yourselves into the game you both where doing actually really well

Way too well actually it was 2 to 2 so whoever won this round one the game

Your anxiety got too high

You where not gonna let this dude win

He'd be too cocky for his own good holding it over you

Quickly you had an idea as you saw his health was only 50% of the way nearing death and your ultra power and held up enough exp

"BABY IS THAT A SPIDER" you yelled looking at the ground near his leg

Causing him to roll away from his spot fearing a spider near his leg loosing focus

That's when you charged at his character

You could see the soul leave his body

When he saw the pink and magenta hair move speedy across the screen straight to his sweet little kangaroo in boxing gloves and a neck tie

"K.O" filling the screen you knew his yell was coming before he even did it

"AAAAAAAAA"

"WAS THERE EVEN A SPIDER"

"No baby I just had to through you off your rthym"

Man he was HURT

"I can't tell if that was foul or not. I'm going to talk with Niki on if what you did was fair or not"

"Babe it's not that deep-"

"No No No you owe me a rematch, kiss and patience as I consult with Niki"

Jake

Gosh this sweet boy

You two where playing dead by daylight on switches laying on opposite sides of the couch so you couldn't see eachothers screen

And you just kept scaring Jake coming up out of no where behind him

"Baby please just kill me you don't have to run up behind me" he was so scared please(〒﹏〒)

He was giving you puppy dog eyes that quickly went to fear as he shrieked from you running up behind him as he tried to start the car for the 18478282 time

You realized he was actually almost done fixing the car due to his pears so you went on a killing spree it was just you, Jake and some girl who was searching for fuel that you couldn't find

Getting back to Jake you realized he actually started the car and was ready to drive it and win the game

You hid behind a tree so he wouldn't see you

So in that moment you said "Jake can you toss the blanket I'm really cold"

Jake is too much if a gentle men he did so immedietly with a smile on his face you felt a little bad for what you where doing ngl

You took this chance and killed Jake's character

He knows that's how the game works that you you still could've done that without

But boy still yelled that it was unfair

Another boy who would just pout

Beware next round he's not going to be nice and will play the murderer

Sunghoon

Who knew a game of thumb war would get so aggressive

You where just waiting for the time to pass for a cafe to open up since you guys where too early before opening

The glares you shot eachother where unreal

Neither of you wanted to loose and both where confident in winning

But one thing was tempting you

The sign flipping over to open on the front door

So in that quick moment you felt really bad

But you stepped on his toe as you lifted your arms down and quickly put your thumb over his

"12345678910 I WIN"

"NO YOU DIDNT THAT WAS TOTALLY CHEATING"

He was so upset omg

The glare on his face

You know the look like just 😐 but definitely angry

But he couldn't hide the smile on his face when you leaned in to kiss his cheek

"I needed the game to end the cafes open now baby,,,"

He went blank for a second confused then

"OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT WE WHERE IN LINE FOR THE CAFE LETS GET IN"

A smile filled his face and he moved your hands to be in an actual hand holding way as you too went in

But don't get me wrong

This boy getting a rematch

And if you playing dirty he'll play dirty too

But for now he'll be fine having this cafe date of coffee/tea and pastries with you

Sunoo

Rthym games aren't a competition

But you guys made it one-

Who could get a higher score??

Originally a joke gone TOO far

Since here you are playing one song from Superstar Woollim, Superstar SM and Superstar JYP

Just 3 main and random superstar rthym games

Each thing was going alright then you got to Woollim

You both played the same songs but each got to choose a song

Woollim you knew The Eye was hard so you chose it and had him go first

He was doing surprisingly well though

Too well🤔

But suddenly Jungwon entered the room

You knew what to do

Make that boy jealous

"Hi bubs! How are you?" You said looking up to Jungwon

Jungwon was very polite asked you how you where

And Sunoo was not having it

He's fine with you being friends with all of enha

He encourages it!

But bubs is a pet name that's for him and him only😔😔

This caused his attention to tare away for a second

Suddenly in the blink of an eye his heart dropped as the "missed" noise came through the phone

The yELL

He was so mad

Once the song was done he immedietly went

"Did you do that on purpose?"

"Sort of"

And then you just did your turn and this boy gasped and look at you likeヽ༼⁰o⁰；༽ノ

He would be pettyyyyy

He'd be so mad

Pouting and glaring at you

Just completely done

You'd have to go in with a LOT of cuddles and affection

But he'd still not budge for a while

You got a better score than him so you won

But he will hold this over you whenever he wants something he'll be like

"remember when you cheated in a game we where playing by making me jealous? That was a little too much don't you think? Now grab me one of the ice cream bars from the freezer"

Jungwon

Wonnie this precious boy

Ppuyo ppuyo Tetris is not a game to play with others

It ruins relationships, friendships, family bonds (from personal experience as someone who got grilled on their Tetris skills while playing 1v1 while my friend was also doing terrible)

He got it since the characters looked cute

And Tetris is fun!

So why not??

You guys started playing it on the switch and everything was fine at first

Then it started getting faster

Wonnie chose the annoying little wizard guy that just yells every 5 seconds

It was driving you both up a wall ngl

So you where like how do I cheat in Tetris,,,

You realized you where gonna get a 5 in 1 move so it was gonna fuck up his play real hard

But if he realizes that's your move he can make one just as strong if he puts his brain to realize what spots he has open and he's good at coming back from riskfull moments

So you digged deep in your brain to think of something quick

It hit you then

"Wonnie did I ever tell you who my Enhypen bias was"

His face just sort scrunched and he was like ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ I thought it was me? Moment

"wouldn't it be me? I never thought to ask"

"Oh okay" legit you had gone in with the 5 in 1 move and he hadn't looked at the silver blocks that quickly started to fill his screen he wanted to know

"nonono who is it?" Turned to you he didn't even see the mess that was on his screen

Until he heard the god for saken wizard just yell in defeat

"wait no that's unfair you can't drop something like that on me while we where in a 1v1 match"

His eyes he would just ಠ︵ಠ

Boy so sad :((

He lost the game and now he doesn't know if you bias him or not

If you do bias him you'd just tell him and he'd be like you stressed me out for noThing??

If you didn't bias him he'd be fine with it but he'd need a little moment of confirmation

Idk give this boy some kisses you stressing him out

Niki

Intense DDR fight let's go

This boy don't go down without a fight

Neither do you

But as the levels kept going and the energy got more and more intense

You know it was very likely Niki could win

That boy is dancing prodigy type of guy

So he be doing these steps while also the hand work of the dance itself just to flex

Done with the cute boys snarky behavior

You did the one thing that would throw him of his rthym

Pretend to get hurt

You crouched in a way and made it seem like your knee was in pain but you where still doing the steps

Niki was gonna look over to you to be snarky and witty

But you looked in pain and this giant baby got panicked

"nononono baby are you okay? If you're in pain don't worsen your injury we can stop playing, what about your knee hurts?" He was panicking and you immedietly felt so bad

He stopped moving and so his score got worse and worse

You felt so bad you pretended to just act it out a lil more

"no don't worry Riki it's okay I'll be fine"

"don't say that you're in pain you could worsen your condition, let's find out what happened maybe you just buckled your knee? I've done that, be more careful please"

He legit went over to your board and tried to just stop your movements and left a kiss on your forehead

The song would end and your score would be higher but you would never do that as a cheat again

You didn't even have the courage to tell Riki after

He continued to be just so sweet and caring throughout the date

Would probably even text you afterwards like "Im sorry you injured your knee a little but I'm glad afterwards you felt better and I had a lot of fun :))"

Pls you better keep that all in till the day you die or tell him it's up to you but don't mess with this pore boy again like that pls(〒﹏〒)

[actualbird]

Now that you've gone over how you think all the boys would be as cats (because thats the most important thing here) will you PLEASE go back through how they became cats, the ensuing panic/mania, and the plot point of mc now having 4 cats in her apartment and having to figure out how to un-cat-ify them all (and take care of them in the meantime) I am begging you... not all at once tho I have a feeling that it's gonna be way too long

OKAY SO how the NXX Cat-ification Bonanza happens is because of

it's just a

it's a normal thing yknow

an au where turning into a cat is normal

this au exists, it's a thing, trust me, look theres even an ao3 tag for it

according to the er, progenitor of this au, this au is basically the canon universe but "every human on earth turns into a cat for a month at a random point in their lives and it's just an accepted thing." cool awesome this is exactly what i need

moving on

so with this au in mind the ensuing panic is a little bit subdued it's less of "holy shit we're cats" and more of "uuugh it's Cat Time, i guess," and the thing that causes actual panic is that. all the nxx boys, for some frigging reason, get hit with Cat Time on like

the same frigging day

the nxx investigation team, all of them, are pulling an all nighter for one of their cases and mc is like "guys, im gonna take a nap for an hour" and the boys are like yes go rest pls and so she does she takes a nap and when she wakes up and goes back to the meeting room

theyre all cats. it's Cat Time. for all of them. all at once.

what are the fucking chances.

mc takes them all home because she knows luke and artem and vyn live alone and have nobody to help them out during Cat Time and marius (who lives in a mansion with many people who can help him) is like WAIT NO IF THEYRE GOING WITH U I WANNA GO TOO DONT LEAVE ME AAAAAAAAA just frigging cat-erwauling until mc is like oh my god okay fiiiiiiine

so now she has 4 cats in her apartment!!! and in this au the boys retain their human minds so theyre like, behaved and stuff. the only thing is that some instincts are Heightened, like emotions and senses but most especially the desire for physical touch, which is why my original post on this au is Like That.

with this convenient au in place bc itll be over naturally, mc doesnt have to figure anything out anymore, she just kind of has to deal with 4 cats that are actually 4 men in love with her.

each of them, in their own way, makes her blood pressure rise.

vyn and marius are constantly battling for her attention and end up in (started by marius, mostly) catfights that she has to break up. vyn pretends it never happened when it's over and marius is just constantly trying to knock things off tables at the exact moment vyn is under them so that he can get knocked in the head.

artem is the world's sulkiest cat and he worries mc a lot, like shes pretty sure that artem doesnt know that, in this form, every time he has a Feeling, he starts warbling. artem cant repress in this form. it's painful for everybody involved.

and once luke gets over the fact that he, for now, wants to eat his own pet bird, he acts more like a DOG than a cat kajsbfkajskfa. awake at 5:30am on the dot swishing his tail back and forth waiting for mc to wake up because aHA HES GONNA BE FIRST TO GREET HER WITH A MEOW!! BEAT THAT, EVERYBODY!!!

it's a very long month for mc KJBKJSDGD

[fallinforgyu]

i just. finished reading cherry part one and two and. im gonna need a few days to recover i literally cant form thoughts right now so im just just gonna scream for a bit if u dont mind.

EHFUQZHGUIDJJFIHVIZJDOAFIOAZVI???../.?????../.?.?????! ARE U ACTUALLY KIDDING ME RN??????????? bestie ur one of the best writers out there ISTG i literally couldnt stop smiling like an idiot all while reading part one and part two made ME CRY LIKE I SHED ACTUAL TEARS and omg i just cant i cant i would literally die for cherry!hee him & yn are so fucking cute and u deserve the world and more bc YOURE SO TALENTED when i was done reading i literally had to stop and collect my thoughts for a minute cause it was too good. i'll def reread at some point this week and re fangirl cause im losing my shit

also tag me in part three pls <33333333 HAVE A GOOD REST OF UR DAY UR THE BEST

AAAAAAAAA THIS LITERALLY MADE ME SQUEAL AND KICK MY FEET OMHFKAJANS IM SO SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT SO MUCH 🥺🥺❤️ i’m so glad it made you smile and IM SO SORRY I MADE YOU CRY OMG but seriously thank you so much for your kind words i’m literally gonna cry 😭💕💔💔 you’re the sweetest ever :((

and absolutely you can be tagged in part 3!!! 🥺🥺❤️

[ladyvesuvia]

✧˖°࿐ 🍾 okay ves, this is not exactly a crush but rather a good friend of mine who I thought I liked for a little while (and may have, but not anymore), but circumstances and bad timing have made it clear that nothing will happen (and he has too... rip 🤟). but i was telling the story in the tags of my last post & i need to tell someone! he's a very funny guy and we're bickering all. the. time. like we genuinely barely talk in any way that's not back-and-forth banter to the point that our mutual friends changed his discord name to 'clara's lover' because of how much of an old couple we seem lmfao. but we do have heartfelt conversations when we're kinda... smashed at parties lol and it's like 4am and everyone is passed out and we're quietly talking and i've come to find out he's genuinely dedicated. like i didn't expect it from him but he's very sweet and attentive in his own ways - he's the only one who noticed i was Feeling Bad and checked on me, went to all the lengths possible to care for a friend of ours when she fell and hit her head... just an all-around surprisingly sweet and dedicated guy? and one time we were outside, it was 3am, i had stepped out to look at the stars cause they're my happy place when i'm down and i was feeling like shit lowkey. and he came outside with a few friends and i just started rambling about the stars and planets and constellations and how much i love them, and i was like, "i'm being so boring rn omg" but he just said that it was so cool i knew all of this? and that he didn't find it boring at all but rather loved it? space is super important to me so i was like <3 i feel Loved and Validated right this instant. later on we all laid on deckchairs and we were talking (with 2 other friends, we were 4 in total) and i remember drifting off to sleep in the middle of the conversation (at that point it must've been 4-4:30am) so it's all very hazy but they thought i was asleep and when it was time to get back inside he said, "i could carry her to her room" and i was like DO I PRETEND I'M ASLEEP SO HE DOES,,, and i was this close but they shook me a bit and so i woke up for real lol but it was one of the sweetest nights in my life and the moment i felt the most closure to all my friends and him in particular. rereading this it sounds like i am whipped for the guy but i'm really not, he's a sincerely good friend and we wouldn't work together romantically anyway so i backed down and i prefer it this way. but yeah this was my hot girl summer little romance daydream ♡ THIS WAS SO LONG SORRY AND IM GONNA HIDE BC WHAT IF SOMEONE I KNOW IRL SEES THIS

OMFG BABE I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW THIS I NEEDED TO HEAR THIS TODAY BECAUSE I’M IN KINDA THE SAME PLACE

he sounds so amazing!!! 😔 the clara’s lover is just so sweet and made me blush wtf ma’am you’re y/n right now- this felt so fun to read istg and him validating what you’re passionate about??? I LOVE HIM ALREADY AAAAAAAAA

HE’S JUST- AGH READING THIS GAVE ME BUTTERFLIES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!!! the late night talks- 🤧✋🏻 i want this omg a book based on this would be perfect xx

THE I COULD CARRY HER TO HER ROOM OMFG MA’AM I’D SAY MARRY HIM BUT- HSCNFJJRIWA IDK WHAT TO SAY EVEN JUST HE SOUNDS SO GREAT HE SOUNDS FICTIONAL BUT LIKE IN THE BEST WAY like he’s that one fictional character you want to come to life???? agh i have so many questions like do you guys still talk? are you still friends? is his discord nick still clara’s lover? does he like you? did- I JUST HAVE SO MANY PLS DON’T FEEL SHY TO KEEP SENDING THESE IN BECAUSE I’M NOSY AND THIS IS SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY THRILLING TO ME I GET SO EXCITED BUT WHY NOT ANYMORE :<<<

YOU SHOULD HAVE PRETENDED YOU WERE ASLEEP OMFG I KNOW I WOULD HAVE DONE SO AHAHAHAHAJAJJAWJ wym hot girl summer bESTIE THAT’S MAIN GIRL COMING OF AGE AESTHETIC LOVE STORY THAT DESERVES A HAPPILY EVER AFTER

don’t hide bb this made me want to rant about my similar one omfg u don’t have to read this i just saw a lot of parallels to this and i couldn’t help but sjhdejiw because you saying the “we wouldn’t work out romantically” literally broke me because i feel the same way 😔

i know i say i love angst a lot but damn it why can’t things just be easy and always have a happily ever after?2!/&2@ i told him about writing and he literally said that it’s cool and that i’m good at what i do omfg this guy!!:!:&2 AND WE ALSO HAVE LATE NIGHT TALKS like mostly 12am to 4am just laughing and stuff he’s just someone i feel comfortable with but just imagining what we’d be romantically sounds too unorthodox? idk i mean i do like him and i am in fact head over heels for him but the minute i think about us in the same place that the couples my friends are in, IT FEELS SO STRANGER-Y???

i mean he liked me since 2019 but has been incosistent and he confessed to me on the 31st of december, 2019 BUT I DIDN’T SEE IT OK I WAS JUS TRYNNA REPLY TO PEOPLE HAPPY NEW YEAR and i only saw it like just this june 26 where i replied to it and i said “whatthefuck HAHAHAHA” and he freaked out and said DELETE THAT DELETE THAT hdhdueie idk rlly he’s just so great but i don’t wanna ruin our friendship

PLS THIS FEELS LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN IDK WHY I’M KINDA ENJOYING IT

[fefeps]

20 Questions Meme!!

Tagged by: @andonutty  the audacity you nerd ( thanks tho i love doing these and all that jazz )

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: annie!! or Lemon, whichever floats ur boat Nicknames:  annie-banannie, angst queen, an, lemonade Zodiac sign: capricorn eyyyyy Height: tol Orientation: pan and like... i don’t know.. romance is a ???? for me Ethnicity: stale white bread ( I’m finnish ) Favorite fruit: PEARS!! Favorite season: summer, even tho i live up up north i never learned how to like.. layer on correctly so i suffer  Favorite book: there’s this one book in finnish, that’s called Kaiken Se Kestää, and it’s the first ever lgbt book i ever read and it holds a big place in my heart Favorite flowers: I LOVE chrysantemums, i don’t know why, probabley because the name for them is as pretensious as I am Favorite scent: ( to pan, pls I’m wearing this scented lipstick too and now all I can think is this chemical ish watermelon scent ) I love the scent of cooking, like... you smell someone or urself cooking and you know it will be deilicious...  Favorite color: I LOVE LOVE LOVE pastels, and deep reds Favorite animal: AAAA cats? and parrots Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate?: I need coffee to function but love hot cocoa over it Average Sleep Hours: 5-6 sometimes 7 Cat or Dog person?: I LOVE BOTH, but my utter laziness makes me like cats more... i don’t need to go on walks with them Favorite Fictional Character: owow noooope Number of Blankets you sleep with: 2 Ideal trip: a hotel somewhere very warm where i can float in the pool on a air mattress, maybe sip a mimosa, and just, not stress Blog created: 2011?? i think??

Tag 20 people: do I even know 20 people.. heck ( you don’t have to do this if you don’t have to btw but some of you have been my mutuals for a while and I would like to know you better ) @http-r0x @rentukka @belladxne @stubbornessissues @merunari @celesteality @sybref @sillisko @icarusofstars @lattekahvi @softmabels @peanut-jars @avpd-ritsu @brekeke umm.. aaaaaaaaa that’s it

[traversingtwilight]

I’ve been kinda wanting to do a tag thingie but I haven’t gotten tagged in one and I just feel like it’d be weird to do one without being tagged and aaaaaaaaa

Tagged by: @simplylinly​

RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.

🌸 LAST… Drink: water Last phone call: Mom Last text message: Dad, asking when I was coming home Last song I listened to: Dark Darker Yet Monster by SharaX Last time I cried: last night because overwhelmed by needing to go to the DMV

🌸 HAVE YOU EVER… Been cheated on: yeah Kissed someone and regretted it: yeah Been depressed: HAHA yeah uh that’s my fuckin life Been drunk and thrown up: i have never once had an alcohol Kissed a stranger: no Drank hard liquor: refer to question above Lost glasses/contacts: not really, i need them to see Been arrested: nope Turned someone down: i guess, yeah? Cried when someone died: grandma just went, so yeah

🌸 IN THE PAST YEAR, HAVE YOU… Made a new friend: ye Laughed until you cried: ye Met someone who changed you: fuck ye Found out who your true friends were: not really? Found out someone was talking about you: i don’t give a fuck

🌸 GENERAL: How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: like zero Do you have any pets: a kitter named Bella :3 Do you want to change your name: yeah, i wanna be Twilight but ppl won’t fuckin take me seriously so i guess i’ll have to deal with my birth name What time did you wake up this morning: ten? What were you doing last night: crying Name something you cannot wait for: to go to canadialand and marry the love of my life :3

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: probably? What’s getting on your nerves rn: dad’s awake and i have no more spoons Blood type: i’unno Nicknames: twi, twoi, derg sometimes Zodiac sign: leo sun, libra moon, pisces rising Pronouns: they/them pls Favourite tv show: lol i don’t watch tv Hair colour: red Long or short: short ‘n’ curly Crushes: i have a lover? Tattoos: good shit Righty or lefty: right

🌸 FIRSTS… First surgery: wisdom teeth First piercing: ears First best friend: probably lyla First sport you joined: soccer First vacation: i think i went to disney world when i was an itty bitty bb

🌸 RIGHT NOW… Eating: cheeseburgers Drinking: water I’m about to: fuckin go watch achievement hunter Listening: to the rain outside Want kids: kids give me anxiety

🌸 WHICH IS BETTER? Lips or eyes: eyes Hugs or kisses: hugs Shorter or taller: don’t care Older or younger: don’t care Sensitive or loud: sensitive Hook up or relationship: fuckin relationship, i’m demi as hell Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant af, blame anxiety

🌸 DO YOU BELIEVE IN… Miracles: i want to, but mental illness makes it hard Love at first sight: maybe not at first sight, but at first text :3 Heaven: not the christian heaven, but there is a better place Santa Claus: we are all santa

oh god, twenty five people? haha, no, i don’t even know that many people on tumblr... uh... @myaphelion @evrelai @jeshire-katt and @techcat-mod? wanna try this thing out?