#PLEASE know. i am a lover and haver of body hair this is just what i think would go on in their brains vis a vis their perceptions of gender

[moonshynecybin]

you cantttt just say rosquez feminization and not elaborate…. penny for your thoughts

shout out to @lestelledreams who sent me another ask like this but tumblr ATE my response when i tried to post it. luckily i draft in notes app…okay so it would be easier to list thoughts i DONT have about rosquez feminization… under the cut bc we do in fact get a lil nasty here

so i’ve talked a bit about some of the non-racing oriented things marc does for his body like his hot girl routine (laser hair removal. skin creams. slutty workout videos) like my girl enjoys being SMOOTH he enjoys being conventionally SEXY (personally. bush til i die but whatever live your truth marc) and the first time he’s doing it as. okay i’m famous and photographed all the time AND around my hot older crush/idol who has fucked more people than i’ve ever even met in my lifetime… like a little insecure part of marc is like this is what vale wants… and one thing about my man marc is he will COMMIT. so he waxes himself hairless the entire time they are fucking the first from 2013-2015 (and beyond) and frankly vale would like him either way but MARC gets off on it so hard… making himself pretty for vale… and maybe vale says something like that in the moment, just like mindless dirty talk about how good he looks how he made himself all pretty like a girl, and marc jolts like he’s been electrocuted and whines and comes right then even though vale had like JUST got inside him… and he’s curled around vale panting eyes shining leg hitched around vale’s hip asking him to keep going and it’s SO clear he liked whatever that was a LOT.

so vale uh. catalogs that information. and starts to test some hypotheses #olditalianmeninSTEM by which i mean the next time marc is blowing him he curls his hand into marc’s hair and tugs a little until marc looks him in the eye and vale just sends it like they’re whipping 310km/hr around the track— like breathless mischievous confidence… starts feeding him a stream of dirty talk, calling him gorgeous telling him nasty stuff about his tits riding that lovely edge of complimentary and degrading and getting sooo gender about it, and he watches marc’s eyelashes flutter and his hand on vale’s hip tightens and then marc like. literally chokes himself on valentino’s dick he’s clearly so so into it and vale feels crazyyyyyyy… SORRY..

and then it’s onnnnn baby it is. using the feminine forms of italian endearments in bed. playing with his tits. losing the condom. weird roleplay where they laugh so much. it is delightfully horny and slightly goofy gender transgression that they are both SO obsessed with… like the sex whiplashes through tonal dissonance it is simultaneously the most intense thing they’ve ever felt and like. lethally campy. at one point they are BOTH the baby girls bc they love being hot and are not serious people

that being said it culminates with vale just like. buying disgustingly expensive neon yellow designer lingerie and leaving it in marc’s motorhome with a lil note that has like. a dumbass turtle doodle on it instead of his signature. like something very silly and valentino. and then they have the WORLD’S most insane sex about it where vale says all kind of nasty stuff about marc being his best girl and spits in his mouth and tries to get him pregnant. hashtag catholic weirdo moments. crucially it is never formally discussed until like. genuinely ten years later when vale is like impish nervous smile WE REALLY SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT THAT EH? and marc’s like ? best sex of my life? wdym?

[dazebrasrecs]

Fic Recs: James Flint/John Silver (Black Sails)

All individual fics are completed but not all series.

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Any Port in a Storm by Farasha

Length: 51k / Rating: E / Genre: Drama / Warnings: BDSM, Dub-con, Imjury

Summary:  The situation in Nassau has become complicated. The situation between Flint and Silver was always complicated.

Bathed by twofrontteethstillcrooked

Length: 3k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: injury

Summary: An itch had caused him to reach back to scratch. His fingers came away red as the pain shot like cannon fire across his shoulder.

Silver went pale as he rushed nearer. “You told me you weren’t injured.”

Flint shrugged. “I didn’t think I was.”

Silver seemed to be clenching his teeth hard enough to crack rock. His nostrils flared. “We should see to it before you head much further inland.” He sounded like someone Flint did not want to test on the matter.

Burning In It by PrimalScream

Length: 3k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: So this is based on hawkbi-pierce’s promt and she has graciously allowed me to take a stab at it. Hope I did it justice.  

okay but please consider: James Flint and face sitting. where Flint has never sat on anyone’s face before because he’s a bit embarrassed by the idea because it seems rude, and Silver practically begging Flint to sit on his face. please consider Flint losing his composure and being loud. please consider this in light of last season’s facial hair developments and the beard burn that would result

By the Oath River. by Craftnarok

Length: 8k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: In the wake of their victory against Governor Rogers' forces, Silver suspects he knows the best way to bring Flint down from the bloodlust of the battle, and he could do with some release himself, so he sets about giving them both what they need.

Force of Nature by zelda_zee

Length: 3k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  After their reprieve from certain death, Silver's rapport with his captain shifts in a way he did not foresee.

Hey Jealousy by PrimalScream

Length: 3k / Rating: M / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: No definitive time line, but set sometime in the near future, shortly after they become lovers. Silver isn't all that fond of the new crew member, but that's between he and himself, or is it? “

You don’t need to worry about Havers, he’s got nothing I want, he can’t hold a candle to you, or to this.” 

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.

”“Don’t you? You’ve been glaring daggers at the man since he came aboard two days ago.”

His Love of Books by Magnetism_bind

Length: 3k / Rating: T / Genre: Romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Silver starts bringing Flint books.

I Hold a Beast, an Angel, and a Madman in Me. by Craftnarok

Length: 3k / Rating: E / Genre: Angst/AU / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Mod!AU. Silver is coming to terms with the loss of his leg, and Flint is trying to help him, but he's finding Silver's lack of self-care troubling. Starts a little angsty, but it gets happier, I promise.

I know you like what's on my mind by PrimalScream

Length: 3k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  S1ish - Straight up porn for porn's sake

I know you really want to move me, you know I'd like to see you try by PrimalScream

Length: 5k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: The one in which Silver likes to touch things that aren’t his….yet 

“Who else could I have possibly been thinking about after what you’ve been doing this last month? You’re a fucking tease.

”“And whose fault is that? I made myself perfectly clear. You could have had me weeks ago, but you’re too fucking stubborn to take what’s right in front of you. ”

Immaculate dream made of breath and skin by PrimalScream

Length: 22k / Rating: E / Genre: AU/Romance / Warnings: sex work, daddy kink

Summary:  James had gone looking for something different and he sure as fuck found it.

The Kissing!Verse  by Magnetism_bind

Length: 25k / Rating: E / Genre: Romance / Warnings: BDSM

Summary:  Silver's led to believe the crew all take their turns pacifying the captain, which leads to misunderstandings, unwanted arousals, and pining until he comes up with a way to get what he wants.

Lease Agreement series by twofrontteethstillcrooked

Length: 24k / Rating: E / Genre: AU/Romance/Humor / Warnings: minor violence

Summary:  Lonely homeowner James Flint meets renter John Silver, and questionable meals follow.

let us possess one world by vowelinthug

Length: 8k / Rating: E / Genre: Hurt/Comfort / Warnings: past child abuse

Summary: They return to Nassau after their defeat of the British Navy, only to be met by Agitator Billy and his propaganda machine. This is why Captain Flint tries not to let other people decide things.

In which: Flint wears a disguise, Silver tells a terrible story, one bathes the other, and only one man died the whole night which is, like, definitely a record for them.

memories you bury or live by by mapped

Length: 4k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Silver has never ridden a horse before. Flint asks Silver to ride with him. One thing leads to another.

Never Let Me Go by 13thDoctor, JHarkness

Length: 28k / Rating: E / Genre: Humor / Warnings: Violence, homophobia

Summary:  When Captain Flint arrives in Nassau with a ring on his hand, the island's inhabitants and the Walrus' crew are left to wonder who the unfortunate dame might be. Meanwhile, John Silver is enjoying the married life as well as reaping the benefits of his superstitious crew's bets.

Open it up tonight the devil can ride by PrimalScream

Length: 5k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: Set in the past, early S2. They’re still on Nassau. The one in which Silver gets exactly what he asked for.  “Has it been so long since someone has wanted you, just you the man, and not what you could do for them, that you don’t remember how it feels to be wanted? There’s no grand plan here. No scheme I’m aiming for. Maybe someday I’ll want into your head, but today, right now, I just want your body, your hands, your cock. I just want you.”

The Pirate Captain's Wedding by Magnetism_bind

Length: 25k / Rating: E / Genre: Romance / Warnings: BDSM

Summary: Once he has his hands on the thief Flint is willing to do whatever it takes to get the page from him. And then Billy & Gates say marriage is the only solution left on the table. Or rather matelotage – the time honored pirate form of matrimony. Billy says it’s the only way to regain the crew’s trust, by marrying one of them, and Gates agrees. For once Flint’s desperate enough to agree to it. He never expects to actually fall in love with the little shit.

Seedlings by twofrontteethstillcrooked

Length: 23k / Rating: E / Genre: AU/Angst/Humor / Warnings: N/A

Summary: "If there's anything I can help you with, or if you'd like to order flowers for an upcoming occasion--"

"All right, honestly?" Handsomely disgruntled customer looked Silver dead in the eye and said, "I'm looking for a gift that says, 'You are making a dreadful mistake. Call me when you've figured out what a fucking hash of things you've made.'" He spoke the way some people chewed tinfoil.

Silver felt two things: lust like a plague of locusts, and the words 'uh-oh' waft through his brain.

The SilverFlint Mixtape. Vol 1 and Vol 2 by vowelinthug

Length: 20k / Rating: M / Genre: Hurt/Comfort/PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: fics originally posted to tumblr for H/C dialogue prompts

Strike like a match on my skin by PrimalScream

Length: 5k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Sometime in S2 on the warship. I just needed a reason for Silver to be a huge tease.

To Sleep Perchance to Dream by Craftnarok

Length: 8k / Rating: E / Genre: Romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  John Silver has never been a good sleeper, waking up at the slightest disturbance, and it's particularly tricky on a ship crammed full of noisy men. It turns out that difficulty sleeping is something else he has in common with Flint. This is what happens when his inability to sleep sends him wandering the ship two nights in a row.

Until death it is all life. by Craftnarok

Length: 12k / Rating: E / Genre: Romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Ever since Flint told Silver about Thomas he hasn't been able to stop imagining Flint with another man. But then that turns into him imagining Flint with him, and it's only been a few days, but Silver thinks he might be about to lose his mind. So he has to do something about it.

we pull apart the dark, compete against the stars by mapped

Length: 7k / Rating: E / Genre: Drama / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  After Silver learns about Thomas Hamilton, he cannot stop thinking about that man and what he means to Flint. He knows that he wants Flint, but how can Flint want him back when he's nothing like this man that Flint speaks of with such undisguised adoration?

you are the queen and i am the wolf by vowelinthug

Length: 10k / Rating: E / Genre: Humor / Warnings: N/A

Summary: They call him John the Giant. Flint calls himself James the Early Risk for Heart Failure.

Your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea by PrimalScream

Length: 7k / Rating: E / Genre: AU/Romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary: Matelotage. Like that was going to secure the safety of any crew. Like that would guarantee loyalty. James understands that there's a problem, but surely there has to be another way.

Your Hips, Your Lips, Your Skin On Mine and sequel This Year's Love by Magnetism_bind

Length: 9k / Rating: E / Genre: AU/Romance / Warnings: ableism

Summary: Flint's model cancels on him for his last class of the semester. Fortunately Max has a friend who might be able to step in. Everything seems fine and dandy until Flint sets eyes on the model.