#PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR OIKAWA TO TALK TWO WORDS IN SPANISH TO THE ARGENTINA TEAM

[sugar-plum-obito]

i hope the haikyuu movies are as long as the extended versions of the lotr trilogy

[tetsunormous]

Polyship Headcanons

mentions: Kuroo x Tsukishima x reader, Oikawa x Iwaizumi x reader, Atsumu x Sakusa x reader genre: fluff!, smut (18+) warnings: polygamy, mentions exhibitionism, swearing, spanking, choking, cum play, squirting, cyber sex, cockwarming, edging!!!! please make sure you go read their post as well <3 We literally had so much fun talking about different ship dynamics this collab was just natural hehe. if you also like polyships, slide in my messages rn A/N: This is a collab with@catwithangerissues

Kuroo x Tsukishima x reader

Kuroo is very into PDA whereas Tsukki is more lowkey

Tsukki has no problem standing up for your relationship

If anyone were to say anything or make a weird face he would make a snarky remark back at them

“Don’t be jealous, it’s really ugly. That’s probably why I got two beautiful partners and you’re here all alone”

Kuroo is more sensitive to what others think so Tsukki will always offer one hand to each of you, even if pda doesn’t mean as much to him

Kuroo likes to be sandwiched when you cuddle, tsukki spooning him while he spoons you

They’re very very smart and sometimes during petty arguments, they’ll end up calling each other ridiculous things just to show they know big words

Tsukki gives head pats and will boop your nose whereas Kuroo is a huge hug from behind kind of guy

You and kuroo do most of the cooking - he’s actually really good at cooking but he’s shy about it so for the first bit of your relationship neither of you knew

Tsukki does the dishes and cleans up

Kuroo loves to plan dates for you guys. Will take you both to try new restaurants and make sure you both feel spoiled

Tsukki prefers movie nights in, days full of cuddling and reading in each others lap

Tsukki has three playlists he constantly adds to. One that reminds him of Kuroo, one that reminds him of you and one for the three of you

You teach them about skincare and tsukki scoffed at it but now has his own routine whereas kuroo will whine like a baby to have you two pamper him

You both love going to support Tsukki during his games and he gets so embarrassed at how obnoxiously loud kuroo screams for him, BUT at the end of the game he’ll send you guy a wink secretly and nod his head

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Fiends

Would tease the absolute shit out of you before ANYTHING HAPPENED

Kuroo is nicer and he would coo in your ear about how great you’re doing as tsukki degrades you

They love edging you as they bask in your whines

Kuroo likes to give head while tsukki prefers to receive head

Your group chat is so nasty you have a separate one just for nsfw stuff

Tsukki will send pics in the shower or steamy changeroom pics from practice

You’ll send pics in their uniform or work clothes

KUROO will randomly send voice notes if he’s had a stressful day of all the things he wants to do with the two of you later that night

You both will also send dirty memes and reaction pics just to annoy tsukki

Aftercare is IMMACULATE

Kuroo has snacks and water ready and tsukki runs a bath for you all

Tsukki is the king of possessive pronouns

Kuroo has a daddy kink and tsukki will call him daddy, even when kuroo is sub in a taunting manner to rub in the power dynamic

When tsukki is sub you guys take your time playing with him

Kuroo likes to use a vibrator on his balls while he has tsukki give you head

Tsukki is really into rope play and will tie up both of you because Kuroo is a switch whereas tsukki is a dom leaning switch

Would love to break kuroo because he’s a brat

Oikawa x Iwaizumi x reader

Iwaizumi bullies both of you and Oikawa always gets pouty that only he gets shitty nicknames

You all have a group chat oikawa named his fan club and its mainly just be pictures and voice messages because you both shamelessly adore the way Oikawa slips in Spanish

Iwa is actually a huge softie and loves being spooned but he would never ask for it, he kinda just curls up by the edge of the couch or bed so the only space you have is behind him

He’ll always ask if you want to be little spoon and give a sheepish smile when you decline

Oikawa has major fomo when he isn’t in the country so when he’d visit or when you guys went to him he has to be in the middle

Iwa gets up in the morning and goes on a run because as work he doesn’t get to train as much as he’d like

He then comes home and wakes up oikawa and before his shower knowing he’ll fall back asleep once he’s in the washroom

Then he wakes both of you up so you guys can take a shower together while he comes to prepare breakfast for everyone

You guys tried to keep your relationship lowkey just cause they’re both public figures but Oikawa is very into pda and there was a cheating scandal and the three of you had to be like “sooooo we’re together lol”

Iwa loves when you visit him at work until you and hinata started talking about oikawa all the time and he got a little jealous so now he has an extra chair beside his for you

oikawa ‘s whole team knows about your relationship. Every cute little thing that you and iwa do, they know about because oikawa doesn’t know how to shut up about you both once you’re public

Iwa makes domestic activities so so fun but oikawa prefers fancy dinner dates

When they have petty arguments they come and tattle tail on each other to you and if you laugh at how silly they’re being they’re like “y/n- channnn this is serious!” “babe! Shittykawa’s lying to you, it didn’t happen like that!”

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Since being away, oikawa has mastered the art of dirty talk

Oikawa sends you both ridiculously hot voice notes or videos of himself moaning out your names for the two of you to wake up to and then pretends like he didn’t purposely make you both horny

I’m talking like its so lewd but also pretty that he has you and iwa wrapped around his finger across the world

Iwa is a dom with you and will have you as he pleases but sometimes when you’re all skyping oikawa just sits back in his chair stroking himself as he gives you both directions on how to pleasure each other.

HOWEVER you’re all switches so when oikawa is sub he’s a little bratty -- just a little! He’ll push your buttons but the second you call him a good boy and ask if he’s been listening and only touching when you let him he’s a whimpering mess

Iwaizumi has super sensitive thighs and the two of you love teasing him with kisses, tickly scratches, bites and you always leave a hickey for good measure

They’re oddly competitive even though they’re together so you literally get fucked till you can’t walk because they will both give you head to see who can make you cum harder

Oikawa insists on making sex tapes when you guys visit so he can have jack off to it when you’re gone

Iwa loves choking you two-- like a lot

They like to subtly tease in public

Oikawa will whisper filth into you and iwa’s ears

Iwa will send you both dirty texts

You and oikawa trace patterns onto iwa’s inner thighs under the table

You and iwa turn oikawa into putty with stuff like “be a good boy for us, okay? We promise to treat you so well tonight, you want that don’t you Toru?”

Atsumu x Sakusa x reader

Sakusa is very shy about your relationship. He’s not embarrassed by any means, but he hates that people bombard you guys

Atsumu loves it. He loves letting people know he has two lovers and will always try to sneak kisses in when there aren’t too many people around

They both love to make you flustered but in different ways

Sakusa will purposely send you random winks and watches you shyly smile

He also insists on opening the door for both of you, letting you walk on the inside of the sidewalk, always holding the umbrella over you - very courteous man but knows it

Atsumu has no idea what he’s doing until he realizes you both are blushing

Is super honest about his love and will just randomly say stuff like “have i told you how much I love you?” “you look so handsome/ beautiful today” “i just feel extra lucky today to call you mine”

The whole team knows you and they love you but they’re both very protective and will stare down anyone who looks at you longer than they like. Are their teammates creepy? No. they just get jealous easily and atsumu especially thinks that anyone and everyone wants you both

Atsumu will point at you before serving at games while sakusa is more lowkey. He will flash a smile at you during timeouts but other than that he doesn’t pay too much attention to anyone else off the court.

They bicker a lot. You all know how much they love each other but they still insist on mkaing fun of each other any chance they get so now you just join in and they get all defensive

“Excuse ya both! I’m the hottest in this house, ya both need ta use yer eyes!”

“Tsumu, no one said you aren’t hot.”

“Yeah Miya, they think I’m the hottest. Don’t you angel?”

“No”

*shocked pikachu face from both*

Atsumu cannot cook. You cook for the three of you, sakusa cleans up the kitchen and you both make atsumu set the table/ take out the trash/ put away groceries but he loves it.

Sakusa loves having aesthetically organized kitchens and washrooms

Sakusa wants to be in top health because he wants to keep playing volleyball, but he also doesn’t want either of you getting sick because he hates seeing you guys in pain so randomly started making you all take ginger shots once a week.

Dates are all super random but they somehow make it super memorable. Can’t sleep? Midnight drive to look at stars. Want to go on a fancy dinner date? They buy you a dress that they can both match to without it being cringy

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Brat tamer sakusa! Brat tamer sakusa!

He doesn’t say anything in public because he’s shy but the second you’re all in the car or when you get home he’ll list out everything he’s kept a mental note of

Because he doesn’t say anything in public Atsumu will join you sometimes and all omi will do is raise a brow and chuckle almost humourlessly

“You’re supposed to be a good boy and help me keep them in check, you think you deserve to cum?”

If you make fun of atsumu, omi will be even more mean to you cause you’re acting out when he’s dishing out punishments

Okay when atsumu is dom he is so mean

A filthy mouth like just pure nasty shit

He likes to taunt you so much with fake sympathy like “uh oh, are you sensitive there?”

Sakusa makes you fight for dominance. Is he a switch? Yes. will he just be a sub like atsumu? No. you have to force his submission and he loves that tug of war.

They love spanking you. Have you seen their hands? Their serves? They love seeing a pink handprint glow on your ass

They love the nasty part of sex.

Cum play? Yes. Spit? Yes. Squirting? Yes

Sometimes they like to have you watch them fuck or have each other watch them fucking you. It’s a real turn on to have someone watching and randomly give suggestions

As mean and filthy as they both can be, they’re huge fans of soft sensual sex -- especially in the morning before they leave for practice

Atsumu is much more of an exhibitionist

will ask you for your panties/underwear when you’re out - especially when you’re out with their team

Had you cockwarm him during  a casual team meeting

You bet your ass they send you ridiculously nasty pics after practice if they know you’re at work.

Sometimes its atsumu giving omi head or omi’s hand wrapped around tsumu’s throat with a four-second clip of him whimpering

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[evermorehaikyuu]

Heyo! I have a suggestion that’s a little bit more of a request really but, it’s a totally ridiculous request anyways. But I was wondering( hoping really) if you could possibly write some HQ boys with a Latina! reader ?? I’ve seen a lot of things with other races, but reality is not a lot of representation with the Hispanic community. ( it would mean the world, even if you think it’s not great 😊) So feel free to ignore my crazy suggestion and have a good day!

Oh, this is great! I haven’t seen a lot of this, so yes, I’d be glad to do so! I’ll be doing Tsukishima, Oikawa, Kuroo, Osamu and Bokuto!

Tsukishima Kei

Tsukishima likes your culture a lot, so much of it definitely isn’t within his comfort zone when it comes to certain things and yet he doesn’t mind if it’s you because it makes you happy and over time, he grows to love it too

After you make him listen to some songs in Spanish and even make him food, he finds himself wanting more of everything

His playlist is full of Spanish songs now and he learns the meaning to the words after finding some of the beautiful-sounding songs

The only times he’ll genuinely be soft with you is when you two are cuddling while listening to your shared playlist and a slow song comes on

He’ll start humming along with it and stroking your hair and before you know it, you’re asleep

It’s those songs that constantly remind him of you, therefore he’ll make a playlist that reminds him of you

Honestly, he just loves you for who you are 

Kuroo Tetsurou

ADORES you so much and your culture is everything to him because there are so many exciting things about it

You’re always teaching him new things and he asks you to teach him Spanish too

Now that’s where stuff gets good: you two could be talking bad about someone and that person will never know because it’s a completely different language

But also it’s bad because sometimes Kuroo wants to talk to Kenma and there’s a specific thing that he wants to talk about and he can’t find the word for it; Kenma doesn’t know Spanish whatsoever so now you have a struggling Kuroo and a Kenma that’s so confused and tired of Kuroo

He also loves it because in case someone’s gossiping in Spanish, he can eavesdrop and they won’t be able to tell that he knows what they’re saying (they’ll probably talk about Kuroo’s hair and he’s so offended)

But in short, Kuroo is thankful for you being in his life and bringing something new for him that he’ll definitely keep forever

Oikawa Tooru

This man has learned so many dances and songs because of you and you’ll probably find him singing and humming them to himself from time to time

In fact, sometimes he’ll go ahead and sing a love song in perfect Spanish to you (yes, he listened to the song many times just so he could sing it to you)

Oikawa has picked up on you cursing in Spanish and now uses it frequently; by that, it means that he’ll find Kageyama for the sole fact of cursing him out in a language that he can’t understand

Watching movies in Spanish with him because some things are definitely funnier in Spanish and he understands it all, so now you’re both struggling while trying not to laugh

The food. The food is everything to him and there’s this type of sweet bread with milk pudding inside that he LOVES to death and now he wants more of it

Oikawa loves you and the culture you have, it’s so amazing to him

Osamu Miya

Make him food and he's already whipped for you because damn, you get to eat such amazing food constantly?

He’ll probably ask if you’ve written down recipes or something and you just pull out the recipebook that’s been passed down by your family members

Osamu tries to create a replica of it and it comes out so good, it’s a little piece of home

He likes the slower Spanish songs rather than the upbeat ones because the slower ones just feel more like him

The meanings are always something he’ll search up and before long, he’s speaking a bit of Spanish

You better believe he uses that to his advantage and now cursing out Atsumu in another language, which makes Atsumu go “what the hell are you saying!?”

It gives him more satisfaction than anything (yeah, he’ll probably talk bad about him with you in a different language so that Atsumu doesn’t catch on)

He loves you for who you are and everything about you 

Bokuto Koutarou

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR CULTURE

He lives for the food, literally, make him food and he’ll go insane because to be perfectly honest, that’s now his favorite food

Bokuto likes the music a lot too because it’s so upbeat and it’s so him, he adores it (you’ll catch him dancing to it from time to time and he does want you to join him so please do join him)

Another thing that Bokuto likes is watching soccer games with you because once you explain what’s going on to him, the rules and so on so forth, he knows which team to root for

You two are usually screaming when cheering on your teams and once your team wins, you are both jumping up and down hugging each other

Bokuto truly adores you and your culture, it brings him so much joy to his life

[script-nef]

Interview Time | Oikawa Tooru

Category: fluff

2k words; an eventful interview with Oikawa and his girlfriend

Today we are joined by the phenomenal setter of Club Athletico San Juan, Oikawa Tooru, and the manager of the team, [Name] [Surname]. They are the iconic couple who have brought laughter and joy to many matches by their interactions. 

“Hello, [Name] here!”

“Hi, I’m Oikawa! And [Name]-chan, is that a reference to Zuko?”

“It most certainly is. It’s good to see you finally recognise some of my pop culture references now. I was wondering when you’d finally get a hobby outside of volleyball.”

“I have one!”

“Searching for alien conspiracy theories is not a hobby. Tooru, you’re weird as hell.”

“But you still love me.”

“Unfortunately.”

“Hey!”

You guys are so cute and lively together! Today’s interview will be focused on your relationship, but feel free to reject some of the questions if you’re uncomfortable. Is that okay?

“Sure!”

Q. How did you two meet?

“Oh, I was working for San Juan as one of the managers when he was brought in. Since I’m fluent in Japanese, the head coach asked me to help him around because his Spanish and English was atrocious.”

“Eck, [Name]-chan! I wasn’t that bad!”

“You were terrible, who are you trying to kid? Literally no one could understand half the things you were saying. I was basically your translator for the first year.”

“[Name]-chan!! You’re breaking my heart!”

“As long as your body works for volleyball I don— Okay, okay, I was kidding! Don’t pout, Tooru. You learnt it quick enough and now you don’t have any problems! Besides, it’s thanks to your previously horrible language skills that we got to spend more much time together, right?

“I guess that’s true… Was I really that bad though?”

“Absolutely horrible. Everyone can back me up on this.”

Q. What is one quality about each other that you admire and love the most?

“Tenacity, I guess. In volleyball and everything else. He stays behind all the damn time for hours, none of his teammates can keep up. I once had to conk him on the head and drag him out so he would rest.”

“It hurt! You’re stronger than Iwa-chan sometimes, I don’t even understand how that’s possible.”

“You think I’m stronger than the arm-wrestling champion Iwa-chan?”

“Yes. Anyway, what I love most about [Name] is her perceptivity. Did you know that I once had a small kink in my leg muscle which was uncomfortable and she caught it in a second? No one else noticed except her! And this was before we started dating!”

“Yeah, well. I did spend the most time with you and you constantly tell me things about yourself. Even when I didn’t ask.”

“[Name]-chan is so shy. It’s okay, I know you loved me since the moment you laid your eyes on me.”

“Eh…”

“Hey!”

“I didn’t fall in love with you at first sight, I don’t believe in that. You slowly grew on me because you incessantly hit on me.”

“That’s the best kind of hitting!”

“...hm. Do you, um, like any other sort of hitting—”

“[Name]-chan, we’re on camera! Stop that!”

I’m sorry, please keep this PG, there are young fans who might be watching. Moving on!

Q. What was your first date like?

“First date, huh? It was like, ages ago…”

“It was 6 years ago, in August. We went to the Tango festival in Buenos Aires. I had such a fun time with you then!”

“You had fun stepping all over my feet. It’s honestly appalling how much you sucked at dancing back then. You were bad at a lot of things, huh.”

“She complained about it all night, but even then she was so cute and brilliant. She led me for the second half, stating that she had enough of her feet getting trampled on.”

“Thankfully you picked it up fast. You’re pretty fast at learning new skills.”

“Aww, is the ever-so stoic [Name]-chan praising me? How rare!”

“Well, if you don’t want me to, then…”

“Wait, no don’t stop! I was kidding, praise me more!” 

“Ah, don’t latch onto me, this is on cam— Tooru!”

Now, now, please calm down. Straight onto the next question!

Q. Do you have any memorable dates or events?

“Oh, there was this one time.”

“I already said sorry for that!”

“That doesn’t mean it never happened! My jaw still hurts when I think about it!”

“I said sorry every single time!”

“Still! Okay, the story is that I wanted to surprise him when he came back home but it went horribly. The first part, at least. “He didn’t know I was coming over because I wanted it to be a surprise, which in hindsight was a bad idea. I made dinner and turned the lights off when I heard the door unlocking. In my head, it was like ‘pop and and surprise him’, but when I did, he got spooked and hit me in the jaw.”

“It was reflex! [Name]-chan, you popped out screaming ‘surprise’ right in front of me!”

“Yeah, but still. That’s how I now know he has a great right hook. Nearly knocked me out. But his crying and screaming stopped me from falling unconscious.”

“I thought I really did knock you out!”

“Yeah, but you kept on screaming even after I said it was okay. You’ve probably heard of it too, there were news articles about how he came into the emergency room crying his eyes out.”

“I really am sorry about it, [Name]-chan…”

“Hey now, no need to be sad. It’s just a funny memory to tell everyone now.” 

At least you can laugh about it now.

Q. 6 years is a long time. You must have a lot of anniversaries. What do you do for them?

“Nothing special, we just get presents for each other and spend the day together. I used to just tell him what I wanted but he can figure out what I want now.”

“That shows what an amazing and observant boyf—I mean fiancé I am! Have you ever been disappointed with anything I gave you?”

“Well, no, not yet.”

“See? And you get me all the things I want and need. We’re a perfect couple.”

“We sometimes go on trips to neighbouring countries, visit some tourist spots. I bought him a camera for the anniversary last year, and now he takes tons of photos everywhere we go. There’s a huge stack of polaroids in our bedroom.”

“[Name]-chan, don’t ignore me! Aren’t we a perfect couple?”

“I think we’re the best we can be. Perfection doesn’t exist, but we can strive to be the best we can be, right Tooru?”

“Yup! You’re so wise when it comes to things like this.”

Q. What do you do in your spare time?

“We recently started watching TV shows like Umbrella Academy and Doctor Who. Tooru likes them because of all the aliens and superpowers.”

“They’re all so creative! Like the Weeping Angel, that makes me freak out whenever I see a statue now. Some of them give me nightmares.”

“Weeping Angels are messed up. Wait, why do you watch it if it gives you nightmares? You need to take care of your mental state as well, national representative!”

“But you hug me when I sleep if I have night terrors! I would sit through a hundred horror movies if it means you would hug me.”

“…”

“Are you… blushing?”

“No.”

“Aw, [Name]-chan, you’re blushing! I love you so much!”

“Tooru, stop! I’m going to fa—”

*Technical difficulties please hold*

Q. You recently announced your engagement, congratulations! How was the proposal, if you don’t mind me asking?

“I took her to her favourite restaurant! It’s this fancy place in a building near the training centre and she loves the pizza there.”

“It is delicious. He can’t see how good it is, this uncultured child.”

“It’s not my type! I like other pizzas, just not that one. Her face absolutely glows with happiness when she takes a bite but I can’t understand it. They have those really salty fish—”

“Anchovy. And I usually don’t like it either, but they make it taste amazing!”

“No, it still tastes like clumps of salt. Thankfully I like other dishes on the menu. We go there so often that the owner has a special spot reserved for us. It’s by a window and since the restaurant is in a tall building, it looks over the lights of the city. It’s very beautiful.”

“He was looking skittish than usual, so I was worried for him. I actually thought he wanted to break up with me. But instead, he showed me the ring and asked me to marry him.”

“Why would I ever break up with you?”

“Couples split apart! It’s what happens to a lot of them, I have never heard of someone who lived forever with only one person.”

“Tobio-chan did!”

“Are we considering volleyball as a person now?”

“[Name]-chan, we went to their wedding!”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m just kidding! He was pretty cute, all twitchy and red. His wife was even cuter though, so shy and embarrassed. Very beautiful as well.”

“You’re going to be even more radiant at our wedding. I can see you in your dress already.”

“Wow, you must be able to see into the future, since I haven’t even looked at the catalogue.”

“It’s a figure of speech!”

Now, now, please calm down! Onto the next question.

Q. You guys had been dating for quite a while before getting engaged. When did you realise you wanted to spend the rest of your life with each other?

“Oh, you never actually told me this.”

“It was actually when I was away for a game! [Name]-chan couldn’t come because she had to work back in Argentina, so I was all alone in a foreign country.”

“Literally everyone else on the team came to the game, you weren’t alone.”

“But none of them were you! Let me be romantic and tell my love story!”

“Alright, alright, no more interruptions. Proceed.”

“Thank you. It was the first day there. I finished the practice for the day and did our daily night call, because we always talk before falling asleep. I dozed off to her talking, so I thought she would be there when I woke up. But when I opened my eyes in the morning, and she wasn’t there, this wave of panic came over me until I realised I was overseas. “That moment was probably it. I thought there, lying on the bed, that I would never be happy unless I wake up next to her every morning and see her sleeping face. Unless I could start off my day by kissing her and holding her in my arms.”

“…That— that’s what you thought when you woke up?”

“Yeah? And I thought that every morning since the— wait, are you blushing?”

“No, shut up and go away, Tooru.”

“AWWWW [NAME]-CHAN IS BLUSHING AND TRYING TO HIDE FROM ME!! YOU’RE SO CUTE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I WANT TO SQUISH YOUR WIDDLE FACE AND CUDDLE YOU FOREVER MY AMAZING AND PRECIOUS WIFE!”

“Ack, Tooru, I’m going to fall agai—”

*Another technical difficulty, please hold*

Well, I think this has been a very cute and informative session. Quite eventful as well.

“If by eventful, you mean him trying to hug me so tight my ribs break and I get concussions from falling all the time, then yes, eventful.”

“Sorry, [Name]-chan, you were just too cute!”

“Not another word, volleyboy.”

Well, I’m sure your fans will be thrilled to see how cute the two of you are!

“His fans do seem to like knowing little stupid stories we have.”

“They’re our memories and I wouldn’t ever trade them for anything else.”

“…Me neither.”

“Aw, you’re so affectionate today, [Name]-chan. Maybe we should come again next time so I can see you blushing even more!”

We are completely on board with tha— 

“Okay, this is the end of our interview and I hope it was fun for the viewers! Bye-bye now!”

“Ah, she’s escaping! Wait for me, [Name]-chan! Thanks for watching! Bye!”

[miyalove]

Hi! Can you do an Oikawa x reader when he first went to Argentina and doesn't know Spanish? Reader can be from or have lived in Argentina for a long time to at least know spanish. Thank you! 😁

—pairing: timeskip!oikawa x reader

—warnings: manga spoilers, teasing, dialogue in bold is spoken in spanish, *unedited

—synopsis: 1.5k | you have a small sit down with oikawa to try and help him learn argentina’s native language: spanish.

—a/n: thank you for requesting, anonie! hope this didn’t take too long and it’s too your likings! please, come again somtimes, yeah? + request are open!

on top of team practices, solo training, management meetings, team bonding, and publicity shoots; oikawa tooru is now assigned to learn Spanish.

he’s already a busy man and barely has time to rest. when given certain days off, he can’t help but think about how much time he’s wasting on not practicing.

it’s times like these when his teammates have to physically rip him away from the sport. he’s dedicated and ambitious, anyone can see that but over-working himself is never good. he can’t help how anxious he gets when he’s not keeping himself distracted.

with that in mind, his manager had assigned him to learn (at the very least) the basics. every time he has a day off or some free time oikawa found himself repeating basic conversational phrases. things like “hello”, “yes”, “no”, “thank you”, and “goodbye”.

however the longer he stayed in Argentina the more he realized that those fundamental sayings weren’t getting him very far. voicing his concern to his manager, they thought what better way to learn efficiently than hiring a tutor?

and thus here you are, quite literally babysitting a six foot child.

“(y/n), how are you so good at this! i can barely pronounce these things” he’s whining your name. big brown eyes look up at you with some kind of desperation.

the two of you are in his dorm room sitting at his desk that is tucked way in the corner of the abnormally large dorm. there’s textbooks scattered all over, all with Spanish titles on them. oikawa sits to your left with a notebook opened up and a pencil in hand.

“it’s really different from japanese pronunciations so don’t beat yourself over not getting it that well,” he’s thankful that you’re not getting angry with him. you can see it when he smiles at you. that same determined gleam showing up in his hues when he talks about winning volleyball matches.

you can’t help but add on to your reassurance, “i believe in you, tooru!” you shoot him a wide grin, your eyes smile with you.

the setter feels his cheeks grow hot. it isn’t a big deal that you’re using his first name mostly because that’s how introduction are like here in Argentina so you probably think nothing of it like most people. he just can’t help the pink flush he gets whenever someone as cute as you calls out to him though.

“you’re always so sweet to me, (y/n),” he lets you take in his shining smile, “alright, let’s try it again.” he beams at you, shooting you a thumbs up.

“we’ll do informal form alright? i feel like you have that down a little better than formal.” he nods clearly getting impatient but still continues to listen to your demands.

letting out a reassuring sigh, you begin with something easy, “hello, what is your name?” gesturing for oikawa to speak, he nods brows furrowing, “hello, my name is tooru and yours?”

you feel a sense of satisfaction when oikawa answers back without any pronunciation errors. he sounds like a robot with how choppy he replies back to you. you make a mental note to work on his tone and flow later before pushing that aside, “very good, tooru. my name is (y/n). how are you?” 

this is when the conversation begins to slow. he knows you’re asking him a question because of the way your voice raised at the end of your speech. the next thing to think is what question are you asking exactly. 

he recalls the basic questions you and him went over. things like ‘what do you like to do in your free time?’ or ‘what do you do for a living?’ but for some reason the one your asking isn’t ringing any bells.

looking back at you, he sees your encouraging eyes meet his. he can’t help but to stare at how they glow in the low dorm lighting. you’re pleading with him, silently telling him ‘you got this!’. 

you part your plush lips planning to guide in with some kind of hint but before you can say anything, oikawa is quick to react. a single digit covers your mouth, gently telling you to stay quiet.

he’s got this, just like you told him. he wasn’t going to let you down... just give him a little time. like a sudden snap in a silent room, the thought comes to him again.

“good! good! ... and you?” 

he felt the way he messed up that last syllable. he quickly glanced your way wanting to see if you caught it too. his eyes meet yours. playing on your lips is a smirk and know oikawa knowns you defiantly picked it out. 

of course you would, he thinks to himself, you’re literally fluent in the damn language. slightly discouraged, you see his shoulder drop as he breaks the eye contact. as a teacher whose taught many, these are clear signs of giving up.

so you sigh, “let’s take a break, yeah?” you turn your attention to a wall clock, “we’ve been at this for two hours already.”

“yeah, sure. i can do a break,” there’s a sudden shift in oikawa’s demeanor. standing up from the desk chair he makes a turn for his bed plopping down face first into his sheets. simultaneously, he let’s out a loud grunt.

“this ‘learning a new language’ thing is incredibly hard,” his voice is muffled by the pillows but you can still her the annoyed pout he has on. 

stacking up the basic Spanish books into a pile you let out a light giggle, “yeah, especially when you have added stress on you. what time’s your practice again, tooru?” 

“in about,” he looks up at the clock, “...five more hours. why? what’s up, miss (l/n).” 

even with his face half covered by his you can see that cunning smirk from across his room. you mock his gesture but with far more ridicule in your grin than his own, “do you really want to play this game?”

shooting up, he excitedly nods as if not even ten minutes ago he wanted nothing more than to give up, “bring it, (y/n).” shooting you a sly wink, a pink hue spreads across your cheeks. you can feel the heat crawl across your face but you push it aside deciding beating oikawa is far more important than what that wink makes you feel.

“how are you, tooru?”

“good. and... you?” 

there’s no mispronunciation, and he finds himself puffing up his chest at his small victory.

“excellent! very good, tooru. now, what are some things that you like?”

oikawa knew what you were expecting. a mundane response that the two of you worked on like ‘i like volleyball’ or even ‘i like milk bread’. what you didn’t know is that despite you tutoring him for a few weeks back-to-back, he’s been having his own private lessons with google and youtube.

there’s no doubt in his mind that he likes you. in fact, every time his name rolls off your tongue he gets all flushed. don’t even get him started on how you shift closer to him when you’re reading the textbook aloud and then reiterating the idea back to him. 

he can smell your vanilla shampoo and can’t help but imagine how it would be so much easier for you to teach him if you just sat on his lap. he’d get to engulf himself in you and you’re short enough to see pass and focus on the textbook too. it’s a win-win situation. standing up from his sheets, he makes his way towards you.

you expected a practiced answer from oikawa but definitely not, “i like your smile.” and you definitely don’t expect him to continue either, “i like your laugh. i like your face.” 

without a second thought, you try to interrupt him. wave of his near confession as if it never happened, but he doesn’t let that happen. in fact, he can’t. so he lays his slender finger back onto your lips, silencing you once again.

he leans in close and you can see every detail on his face. his long, pretty lashes that frame is hazel eyes flawlessly to his delicate lips that with you, always have a smile on them. you can’t help but stare at how pretty he is.

“... and i like you, (y/n).”

you’re quick to respond not allowing yourself to lose this ‘spanish-off’ to someone with far less experience than you. 

“you’re lucky you’re cute, tooru.”

tooru doesn’t back off from how close he is to you. in fact, with his next words he finds himself unconsciously doing the opposite. his words come out in a whisper, “so you think i’m cute?” 

“yes,” matching his own teasing grin, you give him a wink before finally closing the distance. kissing oikawa tooru is like waking up on christmas morning; exciting and something you were far to eager to do. a warmth spread in your chest and your hands comb through his brown locks while his much larger palms find purchase on your hips.

the two of you stay like that for a while only pulling back when you need air, “and i also think i won.” reminding him of the game he challenged you in, he groans aloud. pulling you down with him in defeat as he throwing himself back on his bed again.

“well... losing never felt so good, miss (l/n).”

[introvert--weeb]

Hello :{D I wanted to request a matchup from Haikyuu please! (Lmao sorry I’m new to this )

I’m 20/genderfluid/ 5’5 ^-^

I’m pansexual and INFP

My personality is a mixture of friendliness,down for anything,awkward when it comes to really romantic things but I’m trying my best , very creative *both a bad and good thing at times*, flirty, protective but will let others learn on their own, bad influence with great stories :D okay more like, the” Fireworks Uncle” or “Vodka Aunt” that will babysit and take the kids to concerts and go with them for their first piercings/tattoo and help out with dying their hair or haircuts (will most def shave my hair with you if you want)

My Interests :Art (all kinds even though I’m not too great at it,I still love it ^0^), Skating, collecting Sanrio/anime figurines/skateboards/surfboards, eating grilled cheese sandwiches, partying (before COVID), getting new tattoos, spontaneous trips, learning random trivia,science+marine Biology,beaches,Aliens and sci-fi movies

My appearance: Curvy/plus-size, random tattoos and bunch of stick n pokes, shoulder length curly black hair with two blue strands in front/under cut , septum/multiple piercings on ears/gauges/tongue, between surfer-skater-baggy-thrifted-Adam Sandler aesthetic >:3

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME REQUEST THIS AND SORRY FOR THE RANT :,D HAVE AN AWESOME DAY AND DON’T FORGET TO DRINK WATER AND GET REST BYEEEEE

Hi! I think you sound cool! ❤️

Now, when it comes to this match up, we are going to be doing this as a post time skip Oikawa! ❤️

I will be matching you with...

(post time skip) Toru Oikawa ❤️

It was entirely by chance that you had met this volleyball star. A case of right place right time. You had decided to visit Argentina for a while, wanting to visit different places throughout the world.

Oikawa had just finished his practice session with the rest of the Argentinian team, wanting nothing more than to visit the local shop before heading to his apartment and sleeping. After all, it had been a long few hours that have left him exhausted. It was as he was reaching for a bottle of water that he accidentally touched your hand that was reaching for the drink next to it.

The male apologised for the awkward moment. He was about to carry on with his day until he noticed how attractive you were. Black hair with dyed blue strands at the front, tattoos peaking through your clothes, and piercings. You may have not been the type the setter would usually go for but now he was questioning whether he actually liked alternative girls.

You waved off the apology before trying your hardest to reply in fluent Spanish. Toru noticed that you were struggling and so had moved his language to English to make it easier on you. He was thankful that he had to learn English as well as Spanish, because it now meant he could talk to you more efficiently.

You were surprised when the male had started speaking English but appreciated it. After all, you wanted to talk to this boy more. So by the drinks of the shop, you both talked about anything that came to mind. At the end, Oikawa had asked you out on a date for the next day and had gained your number. It was a good day.

The first date was spent at a lovely cafe that Oikawa would visit often when he had free time. The whole experience was perfect and you had agreed to go on a second date.

2 months later, you were both in a relationship and everything was perfect. You had moved to Argentina to be with Oikawa and you couldn't be happier.

This relationship was probably the most fun out of the other relationships you had seen. Oikawa would pick you up for surprise trips on his free days, he would even make sure to have your favourite drinks and snacks ready if it will be a long drive.

You both would bond more over your shared love of aliens and sci-fi movies. Movie nights would probably feature films including aliens in some way or another but you don't mind.

Try and convince me that you both wouldn't get matching alien tattoos. I feel like he would want to get it done for ages but you were the one to give him that figurative push that he needed. You had suggested it one morning since you wanted to get tattooed and were a little surprised when he was as excited about an alien tattoo as you were. He would get his on his chest so that his shirt would cover it during games but he could also see it.

His love languages would be gift giving and words of affirmation. Oikawa would love buying you gifts when he travelled for matches, mainly figures he would find in small shops he would pass. The way your eyes would light up when it was presented to you would be enough for his heart to flutter. But he especially adored how you sounded when you told him you loved him. This boy could die happy from that moment!

At the end of the day, this is probably the most fun relationship. Lots of sudden trips and good times! You would support this boy at every volleyball match he had and he would treat you to a date afterwards.

[come-on-shitty-boys]

// fatherhood headcannons //

Characters: Kozume Kenma / Akaashi Keiji / Oikawa Tooru

Request: Heyyy merry xmas (if you celebrate it) can I request kenma fatherhood hcs I saw you other ones before and it was so cute (and maybe him having a daughter )

Warnings: some swearing

Word Count: 1.8K (~550 a piece)

Notes: bokuto with stretch marks. That’s all. That’s the note.

Kozume Kenma:

Oof how to put this nicely . . . 

He was terrible. Absolute t r a s h during the pregnancy.  And it wasn’t on purpose.  He wasn’t just sitting there purposefully dismissing your aches and hormone-induced cries.  Kenma just didn’t know that it was actually a big deal.  He didn’t know that you were genuinely in serious amounts of discomfort.

You would say that your back was hurting and he’d be like, “yeah, mine too.”  Which is v a l i d.  He has videos to edit, so he spends a lot of time hunched over his desk, but you’re also carrying a child. H I S C H I L D so he could stand to be a little more sympathetic.

Morning sickness? He’s not about to be there to hold your hair back.  He’s still fast asleep.  Probably didn’t even know that you weren’t feeling well.  Kenma isn’t a total jerk about it.  He does care about you! I need to make that clear.  He does care.  He’ll ask you if you’re feeling better when you mention that you were sick earlier that day, ask if you need anything from the store, etc etc.

It’s really more or less the fact that he’s going to be a dad in less than nine months hasn’t fully set in??  He knows that you’re pregnant.  He’s been there for the ultrasounds.  He’s heard the heartbeat.  He knows that there will be a baby, but it’s like his brain hasn’t processed that it’s his baby yet.

And it doesn’t fully hit him until you wake him up in the night, hitting his shoulder frantically, saying that something doesn’t feel right and in his sleepy haze he can only think to ask-

“Is the baby okay?”

bitch i don’t know that’s the problem 

But he’s out of bed faster than you are, practically shoving shoes on your feet to get you out the door and into the car. pspsps there was no problem just l a b o r

Kenma didn’t cry when the baby arrived, honestly he didn’t even make any moves to hold his little girl when you offered her out to him.  He was just so in awe?  He couldn’t believe what he was seeing.  She was so tiny and he was so scared that he might break her if he tried to hold her.

It takes him awhile to settle into the whole fatherhood thing, but once he gets it, he gets it.  He becomes some kind of expert multitasker.  He’s got the guys on discord through his headset, heating up formula, daughter strapped to his chest with one of those baby holders, ready to get back to gaming with his little girl right there.

She makes a few guest appearances during his streams, because she’ll start crying, wanting attention or to be fed, which brings him to sitting at his desk, bouncing his baby on his lap, continuing on with his stream like it’s the most normal thing in the world, watching as his chat blows up with people obsessing over how cute his daughter is.

Akaashi Keiji

I’m sure this a shock to everyone, but Akaashi is fucking clueless.  He was an only child and his best friend is the youngest?  He never really had to think about babies before.

He tries to research, but he gets so caught up in, ‘Is this a credible source? Can I trust what they’re telling me?’ that he learns absolutely nothing.  Like he knows all of the actual science behind what’s happening, but he has no idea how to take care of a baby.  What kind of diapers are the best?  Should you breastfeed or would formula be the better option?  How quickly should you be trying to teach them things like speech or walking?

Lucky for Akaashi, when his female co-workers, especially the ones who were mothers themselves, found out the exciting news that Akaashi was expecting a baby with you they were giving him every piece of advice under the sun.  “You need to establish a sleep routine!  It’ll take a while, but the baby will get it eventually!” “I know they say that you shouldn’t run to your baby every single time they cry, but that’s actually really harmful for their psyche in the long run.” “Make sure to play lots of classical music, especially early on.  It helps with development!”

When it comes to you, he’s pretty hit or miss?  He’s observant! Absolutely! But, he’s not really sure how to help you when you’re feeling insecure about your body or scared that you’re not going to be a good parent.  He can tell you that you’re beautiful or that everything will be okay, but it never fails to make the situation worse because, “You’re my husband.  You have to say that.”

The hormones.  They do be throwing hands with him smh

Akaashi spent the entire last two months of your pregnancy baby proofing the entire house.  If you wanted a glass of milk, it took you nearly 10 minutes.  You know he means well, but he definitely went a little overboard.

He used to give your forehead a kiss every morning before he left for work, but now Keiji will lean in to kiss your forehead before squatting down to place a kiss on your stomach

He also helps you get ready in the morning.  Your range of motion definitely isn’t what it used to be now that you have a baby bump, so he’s more than willing to help you tie your shoes or hook your bra if you need him to.

PANICKED BOY DURING DELIVERY

Everything that he was told just left his brain and he suddenly forgot everything that he had been told.  He was holding onto your hand just as tightly as you were holding onto his, but he’s trying his best for your sake.

But the first moment that he sees his little baby all swaddled up in that blanket, you swear that you’ve never seen Akaashi’s eyes so wide and his face so blank.  It’s like you could see the gears turning in his head, trying to process everything that just happened.  

He’s absolutely silent.  He doesn’t say a single word or make any noise when he finally has the opportunity to hold his son for the first time.  He can do nothing but stare.  It’s really a sight to see.  The two best things in your life just staring at one another with absolute wonder.

Akaashi takes his baby’s development very seriously.  He wants his son to be just as smart as the both of you some day, so he takes it upon himself to read to his son before every single nap.  

Poor Keiji has read Green Eggs and Ham more times than he would like to admit.

Oikawa Tooru

Now listen. I know we all want to give him shit, but my god is he the only one who knows what the hell is going on 

He has a sister who has been through this whole pregnancy thing at least once. He’s not helpless.  He knows how to take care of a kid.  Oikawa Tooru can rock a baby to sleep faster than you can say Seijoh.  He’s just that good.

Tooru bought you the ugliest pair of sneakers when your feet started to swell and your other sneakers started to get uncomfy, but god damn they were the best pair of shoes that you ever put on your feet.  Well, that he put on your feet.  It’s kind of difficult to put shoes on when there’s a uh . . . big ol’ bump in the way.

He frequently talks to your stomach in Spanish and has already given the little bean a nickname to match the Spanish one he gave you.  He also hums little songs while he rubs your stomach ugh lots of sweet vibes from oikawa

And it’s literally because his sister sent him P A R A G R A P H S just to tell him how to take care of you while you were pregnant.  All of these little things that he never would have thought of like getting one of those grabber things so you didn’t have to bend over so much or keeping snacks and anything you could possibly be craving on a low shelf so you didn’t hurt yourself climbing for the bag of pretzels.

While Tooru loves you and would do anything for you, he absolutely refuses to rub your feet.  Do not even bother asking.  He will turn up his nose and look at you like you’ve lost your mind.

He’s always telling his teammates about you and how big you’ve gotten, what size his little baby is, what names he was thinking about.  Ah it’s so cute.  He invites some of them over to help him put together the nursery, asking them if they prefer the elephants or the bears?  Should they choose yellow or maybe a nice grey?

When it came to the actual delivery of the baby, he was so calm???  Like?? Unnervingly calm?  He just held your hand, running his other hand over your head, pushing your hair back, reminding you to breathe just like he had practiced with you, telling you that you’re doing so well, that it will all be over and worth it soon.

And it really was.  Seeing his face light up with the most adoring smile that you had ever seen as he took his little one into his arms was one of the most beautiful sights you had ever seen.  He was absolutely in love and all it took was one little look and he was already cooing and making silly faces.

But those goofy faces and cute voices were just to mask the tears that had welled in his eyes at finally being able to hold the most beautiful thing on the planet.  He never thought he’d get to be a dad, settling down was something that had always seemed so distant and strange to him until he met you.  And yet, here he was.  A full-fledged dad, on the verge of sobbing as he held onto his first-born as if his entire universe would crumble if he looked away for even a second.

Please don’t even get me started on when his kiddo wrapped their hand around his finger.  SOBBED.  He’s gone.  Absolutely bawling his eyes out.

Ugh i could go on forever about dad!oikawa he’d just be so 10/10

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[volleyballbabes-blog1]

CHUBBY S/O

@incorrect-volleyballdorks hey! first of all, sorry for the late response. both you and another person requested simirlar things, so i’m gonna fit them both in one post. the thing is, i’m very busy with my finals right now, so i’ve only been able to do Oikawa for you and Tsukki for the other person, i’m really sorry, i’ll try to complete your request asap. the ask box is still open tho so feel free to request more!

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You had been dating Oikawa for seven months now and even after all this time, you couldn’t help but get nervous when things got intimate between you two. Sure you liked him, and you wanted to be with him, but you always made sure that the lights were off when heat started to grow. And there was a very simple reason for that, you hated how your naked body looked; you hated how your belly looked with that stupid muffin top, you hated your thick thighs and the stretch marks in them, you hated your fat arms.

Oikawa started kissing you passionately, his hands travelling over your entire body, sending shivers down your spine, until you realized what time it was, early in the morning, and the intense sun rays hitting on you. Suddenly his hands started moving around your waist and belly, about to take your shirt off. It all came very quick, you  flinched away from him. He stared with a worried look, confused. “Y/N..what..” you were embarrassed, didn’t dare to look at him “Can we just leave this for another moment?” you asked quietly. “But are you okay? Did I hurt you? Did I do something wrong? Did i..”  “NO, you didn’t, you never do anything wrong, now please just leave me alone, go away!” you screamed back, words coming out of your mouth uncontrolled. You looked at him in the eyes, he was about to cry, not a surprise to be honest, but this time it was different, he looked hurt. He stumbled out of the room awkwardly zipping his jeans, you didn’t know if that was anger in his eyes or just frustration. You were left alone in your room, angry tears running down your checks, burning your eyes. You scratched on your thighs with your nails so hard you could feel the pain even though you were dressed. You were shaking, and you needed to calm down, but you allowed yourself to cry first. He deserved an explanation and you knew it, but you were scared of him not understanding.

When you finally calmed down, you walked through hallways until you reached the kitchen, where Oikawa was cooking something. “Hey, you’ve been locked there for over an hour, are you feeling better?” he asked without looking at you. “Yeah, i’m..” “We don’t need to talk, it’s okay” It wasn’t okay. You knew that he wanted to know more than anything, and you wanted him to know, so you didn’t even think about out, just let the words slip out of your mouth.

“I’m scared of you seeing me naked” Even though he didn’t understand anything, Oikawa was glad that you went straight to it. “What..why? We’ve had sex before and everything went just fine and..” Then, he remembered how you always acted when you did it, and it started to make sense in his head “Okay Y/N, why would you say that?” You breathed heavily, and then proceeded to explain everything. His eyes looking at yours, listening to every word you said, his checks turning even more red than yours. When you finished talking and he was sure you had said everything you needed to, he approached you and started leaving soft gentle kisses all over your head and face and his hand travelled to your waist, tugging you closer to him, you were honestly very confused.

“I love you Y/N, I don’t say that very often cause it’s just something so difficult for me to say, but I am proud to say that when it comes to you, it comes naturally, and how you look, how your body is, wouldn’t ever change that, cause I love every inch of you. I love your curves, and your thighs, they’re attractive, and they are part of you, and I’m proud of you, cause in my eyes, you’re perfect.”

thatwascheesyafbtwBEFORE YOU START READING THIS I myself am a chubby person, I don’t want to offend anyone, this is just another situation, also, CHICHA is a Spanish word referring to "chubbiness”, it was just too funny to change it. And COÑO is a swearing word, by the way. This is meant just as comedy. (credit btw to my friend for this)

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“You sure you don’t wanna go to the pool?” asked for the fifth time Tsukki “if it’s because of the boys..” “No! I love your friends, they don’t have anything to do with this, it’s just that i..i have to study!” you answered without thinking.

“In summer?” Tsukki raised an eyebrow. Yeah prize for best excuse for you. “Do whatever you want, but think something better before lying to me next time” he said, putting on his glasses after cleaning them, then he closed the door behind him and he was gone. You  exhaled heavily, and headed to the kitchen looking for something to drink, finally getting a Dr Pepper, walking forward the launch again,  you stopped in the mirror to look at yourself. Some would say, better dead than simple. You’d say better dead than your boyfriend seeing your chicha. You nodded with pride walking to your room, where the calendar counting the days for your holidays was. One day less before the cold came back and you were able to wear big and heavy clothes again. But also one day less before going on holidays with Tsukki..to the beach.

“Uhg I wished I could do something so I don’t have to go to the beach..”You thought, even though it was very hot and you felt like you were about to die because of the heat. “Y/N..” Tsukki called you “were you even paying attention to what I was saying?” you were about to answer but he just cut you “Nevermind, leave your stuff in the hotel room and let’s go to the beach, this heat is killing me” Quick, you had to think something quick “Uh..i’m sorry darling, I’m..i’m very tired, yes, so tired, I’m going to the room so I can sleep and so..yeah, so tired” Tsukki just stared at you. You were so convincing, yes of course. “Yeah whatever just leave your stuff and let’s go” “I said I’m tired!” “And I said that we’re going to the beach, coño” he said, the conversation was finished. This whole situation was ridiculous. “It must be  enough temperature to fry us and you wanna stay in the room like a nun jesus christ  Y/N” “Oh come on Tsukki, I do it for you, so you don’t get jealous when others start looking at me in my swin clothes..”You said, thinking it would make things easier. Clearly it didn’t work. He just stared before getting on the elevator, asking you with his eyes to join. You sighed, finally accepting to go. How could you be so confident always except when it was the two of you, you didn’t find the sense to it, it was stupid. Before you could even realize, you were under the shadow of a pamela, with a fan in your hand, trying not to die as you were still wearing clothes to hide your chicha, refusing to take them off. Tsukki was playing volleyball with the rest of the boys, as they all had decided to come together, but when he saw you looking at him, he walked straight to you with a serious face. “Do you still think yourself a nun?” “Okay now listen, if I was a nun we wouldn’t have those sessions of..”  “Okay I get it, enough. What it is? Are you afraid of water? You don’t know how to swim maybe or..?” “No! That’s not it, you idiot” “THEN WHAT IT IS? You haven’t agreed to go swimming with me in the whole summer, I mean, it wouldn’t be a problem if at least you told me why!” “It’s nothing I sw-“

“Is it because you think you’re fat?” He went straight to it geez.

“Yes, wait how..?” “You speak in dreams when you’re not snoring” he simply said. “Lovely, love you too” You answered, but then Tsukki gave you a quick kiss, taking off your pamela. “You dumbass, take that shit off and let’s go swimming. And If you think you’re fat just think that there are people that have it worst..” “They should give you a prize for Best Person of the Year” “Whatever..Also, I always say “home with chicha, home with happiness””

You couldn’t help but smile at it, and he smiled back at you, you didn’t need any other words, after that (even though it was a stupid chat) you knew that it was okay. Of course you still were a bit embarrassed when you take your shirt off and headed to the ocean, some words weren’t going to change the shame you had felt for years, but for now, it was more than enough. You then toke Tsukki’s hand, running to the water. Maybe if he choked in the water he’d lose his glasses and he couldn’t see you. If you’re going to hide the chicha, you better do it right.