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feralkat · 2 years ago

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Hello there! So uhh... how about we try the prompt/scenario thing, yeah? A FPreg character grinding on partner's thigh as relief during labor and yet complains about the head pressing low. No Canon characters, just something vanilla and sensual. Ty 👉👈

AHHH YESS!!!

I really hope you like it!!! I kinda got a bit carried away 😅 expected it to be like idk 500-1k words and it's almost 2k... So. Hope it's good!

(Also omg I totally started writing that other request for you and then shit happened irl and I forgot but I'm going to finish that ASAP! I just got on a roll with this one and couldn't stop lol.)

Word Count: 1,964

Characters Used: Faith (OC, afab she/her, bird-hybrid - but don't worry there's no mention of eggs or anything besides a live human birth lol) & Jett (OC, amab he/him, human)

WARNINGS: Fpreg labor & birth, thigh grinding, orgasmic birth, some very very light birth denial but idk if you could even call it that, lots of praising and some bits of dirty talk, brief mention of breastfeeding at the end. Clit-rubbing while crowning and some nipple play. Overall very sensual and loving, though might be a tad bit more on the kinky side during some parts with some dom/sub elements.

If it weren't already obvious this is a birth/labor fetish fic so if you are a minor or not into that then DO NOT INTERACT. You have been warned.

If you are an adult and into this stuff then please enjoy 😏

A frustrated whine left Faith's parted lips as she clutched the back of her boyfriend's shirt tight and reluctantly stopped moving her hips against him as the muscles around her midsection, all the way down into her thighs tensed and cramped up.

"Breathe, Fai," Jett urged when he felt her holding her breath against the pain and discomfort. "'Nd keep those hips moving, yeah? It'll help."

"Nnngh," Faith moaned, pressing her forehead against Jett's shoulder and spreading her thighs further apart so that the sensitive flesh between her legs was resting more firmly against his thigh. That was about all she could do, though, paralyzed by the ever-increasing pain of the contractions.

"Good girl," Jett praised, one hand rubbing firm circles against her lower back while the other carded through one of her trembling wings, hitting all the spots that he knew usually drove her wild when they were in bed together.

"Ah!" Faith gasped when Jett rocked his leg up, the friction causing sparks of pleasure to go through her veins and mix with the pain in an almost addicting way. "Jett," she whined, hips starting to move again as the contraction faded. She was barely even aware of how desperately she was grinding against him, chasing the orgasm she could feel slowly building within her.

"That's it, pretty-girl," he rumbled against her ear, "Do what you need to - want you to feel good when you're having my baby." Jett's hands moved to grip Faith's hips then, guiding her to a more steady pace when her movements started to go erratic. "Shh, babygirl, you're okay," he purred when she sobbed against him, absolutely aching to cum. "Ya wouldn't cum like that, though, sweetie. You're too tense - lemme help, yeah?"

Faith nodded against his shoulder, alternating between clawing down his back and just holding tight onto his shirt as she followed the rhythm he set for her.

"There you go. Just focus on how good it feels, grinding your pretty little cunt on me. Don't fight it - don't fight me, got it? Let yourself go, sweetheart," Jett instructed, letting out a warm chuckle when he felt her go all but limp against him. Her protruding stomach pressed against his abdomen and brushing against his erection with every movement.

It was rather distracting and Jett couldn't help the low moan he let out when he felt her tremble against him.

It wasn't long before she was tensing again - this time in pleasure - and crying out as her orgasm washed over her. A gush of fluid soaked Jett's sweatpants and the part of the couch they were sitting on, even dripping down onto the floor. It was way too much to just be Faith squirting which meant...

"Shit - did your water just break?"

"Mhm," Faith whimpered, still riding out her orgasm even as another contraction started.

"Oh," Jett mumbled, sucking in a sharp breath when he felt Faith bite against his shoulder, cock twitching against her tightening stomach. "Keep goin', sweet girl," he urged, his own voice trembling a little with an equal mix of arousal and anxiety.

"B-but... ah... p-pressure," Faith managed to choke out, suddenly able to feel the full force of the baby's head against her cervix. It was low and the pressure was so much more intense without the amniotic sac acting as a cushion.

"I know, pretty bird, I know," Jett soothed, no longer guiding Faith's movements but just letting her rock her hips however she needed to.

She didn't even realize she was doing it and for a completely different reason this time. Sparks of pleasure still trailed up her spine, arousal still heavily present all through her body, but the real reason she was moving her hips was in an attempt to ease that sudden pressure.

"Jett," Faith groaned as the contraction ended but the pressure stayed.

"Talk to me, doll. What's happening?" Jett said, letting one of his hands wander back to her wings and wishing he could get to her chest because fuck, the sort of noises she made lately when he played with her sore and swollen breasts were fucking music.

It wasn't about him and his wants, though, no matter how hard he was. It was about her and he wasn't about to be so selfish.

"It's - th-the baby, I can feel the head," Faith panted. "'S so low," she moaned, whole body trembling as her clit rubbed just so against the soaked fabric of his sweats.

"Oh God," Jett whined, cock twitching harder against her belly. "Means it'll be over soon," he rasped, not sure how much longer he'd be able to control himself because his erection was starting to hurt.

It was just so fucking hot, having his girl squirming in his lap about to give birth, grinding against him like she was in heat, desperate for more relief even after she's already cum.

Jett gripped her hips again, pressing her down hard against his thigh while he rocked his leg up at the same time. Faith's whole body shook, tensing for a moment before going limp against him again with a shuddering sob. "Was that good or bad, doll?" Jett asked, though he didn't get a verbal answer in response.

The way she was nodding her head and grinding her hips down hard got the point across, though.

"Lemme know when you gotta push, kay? Till then you can stay like this if it helps," Jett told her, his own voice shaky as his cock throbbed and pulsed where it was trapped inside his wet sweats, pinned underneath the weight of her big stomach.

"K-Kay," Faith squeaked out, rocking her hips slow but firm against him. She couldn't help the way her green eyes rolled when he grabbed a handful of feathers in a much rougher way than he has during the whole of her labor - more like how he does right as he's about to cum, buried deep inside of her.

That's when she realized that it was his cock straining against her belly and the thought that he was so turned on damn near made her fall over the edge again.

The only thing that stopped it was the pain of another contraction.

Soon, though, the pain was overshadowed by the pressure as it worsened.

Pressing down against Jett gave her minimal relief and she found herself bearing down against the pressure without even realizing it. A series of little grunts left her mouth as she pushed, feeling as the baby's head traveled down towards her entrance.

With how hazy her brain was with the mix of discomfort, pain, and pleasure, though, she didn't think to stop grinding against Jett even as her pussy started to bulge and burn until the contraction ended and the head slid back - unable to go anywhere else.

It was the feeling of Faith straining against him and realization that she was pushing that tipped Jett over the edge, though, letting out a low groan as he added to the wet mess of his sweats.

"Hey - Faith - babe," Jett mumbled breathlessly as the reality of the situation washed over him like a bucket of ice water. "You gotta - Fuck - just let up a bit, yeah? Let the baby come now."

"Okay," Faith whimpered, groaning low and rough as she lifted her hips away from Jett. The sudden lack of counter pressure made her well aware of just how heavy the baby was.

Even though she wasn't having a contraction, Faith couldn't stop herself from pushing against the increased pressure, muffling a scream against Jett's shoulder when she felt that burning sensation again only worse.

Instinctively, Faith tried to press her hips back down to ease that pain and pressure but was stopped by a pair of strong hands on her hips. "Shh, doll, I know, I know. You can't, though, babygirl, you gotta let our baby come," Jett tried to soothe as she sobbed and struggled against him. "Here - If you can turn around I'll be able to play with that cute lil clit of yours."

"F-Fine," Faith huffed, letting Jett help her turn in his lap so she had her back against his chest, her own legs kept spread with his thighs and his hands instantly wandering.

One went to her chest, gently fondling a sore milk-filled breast as his other hand slid over her hip and down until he was cupping her bulging pussy. The very top of the baby's head forcing her inner lips to part. Jett gently traced around the head with his pointer finger, feeling Faith tremble against him, her wings giving a weak little flap at all the sensation.

"I - Jett - I gotta push," Faith whined, squirming against him and fruitlessly trying to close her legs or do something to protect against the increasing burn she felt.

Jett kept her legs spread, though, letting his thumb rub against her clit while the rest of his hand cupped her pussy as the baby's head slowly forced its way out.

"Be a good girl and push, then, my pretty birdie," Jett purred, kissing her neck as she threw her head back against his shoulder with a loud cry as her stomach tightened.

Gently, Jett provided some counter pressure to make sure the baby didn't crown too quickly - he didn't want her to tear, after all - while he rubbed her clit and gently pinched at one of her nipples.

"There's my good girl," Jett praised even as she squirmed against him, hot tears rolling down her cheeks and wings flapping harder as the baby came to a full crown. "Such a good little birdie. You're doing amazing, doll. My sweet girl, having my baby for me, yeah, you're doing such a good job," Jett cooed.

"Ngh, h-hurts," Faith grunted, the muscles in her thighs jumping and twitching as she tried to close them again only for Jett to stop her from doing so. "I - Jett - No! I-It's - it's goin' back - no, no, no."

Sure enough, Jett could feel the baby's head slide back in just a little bit as she stopped bearing down, not quite at a full crown anymore. "Hey, shh, it's okay, sweetheart. Just let it - don't fight. It's better to let it come slow, kay? Means you won't tear as easy. Just focus on my hands," Jett told her, rubbing his thumb harder against her sensitive clit.

Faith couldn't do anything besides just whine and moan, torn between pleasure and intense discomfort until another contraction came.

This time, the baby's head didn't slip back at all as she stopped pushing. Spreading her open to her limits and making her shake and sob and struggle even more against Jett.

It took a lot of coaxing and cooing for Jett to get her to take a few deep breaths and stop fighting, talking to her the whole time. The feeling of his hands on her barely even took the edge off anymore, but at least it was something else for Faith to focus on and think about.

And he kept it up, only stopping to make sure there wasn't a cord wrapped around the baby's neck after she managed to get the head out, and then right before the second shoulder came out.

Jett caught the baby easily, instantly bringing it up to lay it - her - against Faith's chest as the bird-hybrid slumped against him.

As soon as she managed to get her arms to work enough to cradle the crying newborn, Jett grabbed one of the soft towels they had next to them to wrap the baby in.

While Faith was nursing their daughter for the first time, Jett couldn't help but press a kiss right behind Faith's ear and mumble;

"So when're ya gonna lemme knock you up again, huh?"

#birth kink #labor kink #fpreg #orgasmic birth #childbirth #giving birth #...i had to pause like 2-3 times while writing this y'all bc i just #fuuuuuuck 🥵🥵🥵#hope you guys like reading it as much as i liked writing it lmao

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sciapod · 4 years ago

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Bathtub Photoshoot 💦

Pairing: Henry Cavill x First Person-POV (Female, or at least X wears a bra and has breasts)

Summary: Little private photosesh' with Henners and then some.

Warnings: Dry humping but let's just call it grinding. Edging. 18+ to be safe!! Contains smut. You might be able to find the tiniest bit of angst. And bit of fluff.

Word count: 2.5K

Not beta’ed! I take full responsibility for this fuckup.

Inspired/prompted by this post by @cavillfics

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I obviously don't own Henry Cavill, nor do I know him IRL, so it goes without saying that this is a figment of my imagination.

(I took the liberty to edit the photo just a bit and don’t know who to credit for the original edit. Let me know if you know, so I can give credit where it's due.)

Happy reading 💦

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“Babe, I've got an idea! Can you do something for me, please?”

When I heard you coming through the front door, I rushed to meet you there. You were finally home again and was hanging your jacket on the coat rack when I found you.

“Oh, well,” you reply, “I really want to just lean back, maybe take a shower or something. It’s been a long week, babe. And hello, by the way.”

You step over to me, reach around my waist and pull me against your firm body.

“Mhm, you smell lovely,” you whisper in my hair. I sigh, then wiggle myself free of your embrace.

“Henry, listen,” I look up at you with my best attempt at puppy eyes. You breathe deeply and turn your face, scratching mine with your stubble. It sends shivers through my body.

“Okay,” you hum as your hands roam my body, finding their way to my bare thighs then sneaking up beneath my robe, “tell me.”

I grab your hips and press my core against your thigh as I lean backwards, looking up at you, “I want to take some pictures … of you.”

Your face goes through a range of emotions; surprised, suspicious, smirking, friendly and finally incredibly charismatic: Front-page-style smile.

“That’s the one!” I say with excitement.

“Which one?” you tease, furrowing your brow and looking all suspicious again.

“You know perfectly well, you buffoon!” I say, as I slap your chest playfully.

My entire body lifts when you laugh. You kiss my forehead and twirl some of my hair between a few fingers. Your eyes shift, gazing at various areas of my face. I sigh, then reach for your hands, the one playing with my hair and the other, which I find gently caressing the lace of my panties.

I hold your hands between us and look up at my man.

“You do realize, of course, that you are basically a Greek god carved out of stone.”

“I have been told so, yes.”

“And you do realize that every artist needs a muse, a model, to create from.”

“I have a faint idea of that, yes,” you say, smirking down at me.

“And I happen to be short of a project, and subject, for my portfolio.”

“I see,” your smile broadens, “but what does that have to do with me?”

“Henry!”

My declining patience must have been obvious somewhere in my face or perhaps my exclamation, because you burst out laughing, throwing your head back as you do so. I can’t help but melt a little.

“Tell me what you need me to do, darling,” you say, stroking my hands with your thumbs. I feel warmth spread through my chest. Your face softens and I feel the warmth spread further down.

“Fuck,” I breathe, casting my eyes to the floor. I’m suddenly filled with all kinds of insecurities, imposter syndrome and such, but there’s a reason why you’re my man. You sense it immediately and lift my hands to your lips, kissing them sincerely.

“You’ve got this, babe.”

I sigh, “I know, sweetheart. It's just… Urgh.”

You kiss my forehead.

“Tell me your idea.”

“I…” My voice breaks. You lift my chin up with a single finger, as if it were suddenly light as a feather, forcing me to look into your striking blue eyes.

“I don’t know,” I finally exclaim. “I didn’t have a concrete idea. I just knew that I wanted you to be in the photos.”

You smile, almost apologetically, “Okay, look. I really want to help. But I’m so damn tired. I’ve got an idea, though, of how we may be able to hit two birds with one stone.”

“Okaay?” I say, a slight tinge of hope seeping into my core again.

“I need a bath–”

“–I can’t take a nude picture of you!”

You laugh again, but shake your head, “No, silly. Let me finish.”

My cheeks flush scarlet.

“I need a bath, but instead of taking a shower, I’ll jump in the tub. Once in there, you can have me do whatever you want.”

I squint my eyes, then see a lightbulb flash on.

“YES!” I almost yell, running my hands up your torso and leaning in for a kiss.

“Yes,” I repeat, then press my lips against your sculpted ones. It is as if your lips curl to a smile amidst the kiss.

“Yes,” I say one last time, meeting your eyes, “If you get the water running, I’ll collect my gear.”

Your hands go wandering about on my hips again, dragging my robe up and making my hairs stand on end. You look down at me with a confident smile, saying, “great minds think alike.”

I fight off the urge to kiss you again and instead draw away from you. You catch the waistband of my robe and it slides off as I step away, revealing the new set of lingerie I’m wearing underneath. I stand, looking at you with what I imagine is the expression of a suspicious feline. You, on the other hand, make a low whistle and shake your head in slow motion, clearly surprised and pleased to see what I was hiding beneath. Then you nod toward the living room, signalling I get on with finding my camera.

It takes me a few minutes to find the right lens. When I enter the bathroom, you’re in the process of unbuckling your belt. The tap is running and there’s already a bit of water in the tub.

“Wait,” I say, stopping you just as you’re about to pull your jeans down, “I think I want you in the water dressed.”

You stare for a moment, shrug, say “sure,” then proceed to tug your jeans over your perky bum again.

“Right, erm,” I think for a moment, “No, you know what? Lose the pants, but keep the t-shirt on.”

“Lose the pants,” you repeat and let your jeans fall to the floor. As you stand back up, I realize something.

“We might have a problem,” I say, eyeing the hefty bulge in your boxers.

You follow my gaze, noticing the same problem, then nod in agreement.

“But then again,” you say, “what did you expect, looking like that?” you hint at my open robe and lingerie.

We both shrug, then burst laughing.

“I guess we’ll just have to make it work!” I say, “Now, in the tub with you, buddy.”

You feel the temperature of the water and deciding that it’s decent, turn off the tap, step in and lie down. There’s not a lot of water in there, but I’m assuming it will do. You look up at me with anticipation, “Now what?”

I squint at you, finding the bulge slightly distracting, basically towering above the waterline like another Burj Khalifa. Obviously, you notice my lack of response.

“Hey, babe!” you say, snapping me out of it. I feel my nether region clench.

“Okay, okay!” I shake my head to wake up. You shake yours too, smirking at me.

“We need to do something about that,” I say.

“I can try to hide it?” you suggest.

“How?” I squint. It’s a mastodon of a package you has stored down there, I think to myself.

“Anyway, I need to find a position to photograph you from.”

I begin taking random photos of you from various angles and perspectives, simultaneously adjusting the settings on the camera as I do so. Meanwhile, you roll around to one side, then the other, then back again. The squeaking sounds of your body rubbing against the sides of the tub while you change poses makes the whole situation rather comedic, and I'm convinced you're doing it even worse on purpose. Determined to be somewhat professional, I try to ignore your distractions.

“It’s a good thing we have such good lighting in here,” I say, gazing around the small room, pretending to be focused and ignorant of your attempts at sabotage.

“How do you want me, babe? I feel like… I don’t even know? A fish out of water,” you say, doubting your own wording, “or something like that.”

I sigh, “I know, I get it. I need to think. We’ve also still got that… situation… going on.” I gesture at the, no less apparent, tent between your legs.

“Okay,” you say calmly, “I’ll just lie back and relax, while you think of something.”

“Good.”

As you settle into a comfortable position, I mentally run through the various “golden rules” of photography that I can remember.

Then it’s as if I notice the obvious. The absolute god-like adonis carved in marble in front of me: My initial inspiration. Your white t-shirt, soaked from all the turning and splashing around you did, is sticking to your chest and abs, enhancing the lines of your muscular torso, yet still in a perfectly suggestive fashion; somewhat similar to the drapery you see on these same sculptures. In a fit of impulse, I crawl up to stand on the edges of the tub.

You open your eyes –awoken by my scramblings– fear in your eyes as you reach for me, “be careful, babe!”

“No no, darling! Stay put!” I say, “I’m perfectly safe. It’s dry. My feet are dry. I’m stable, but thank you.” I smile, reassuringly. Suspicious yet accepting, you lower your arms and lie back down. I notice your eyes trail down my exposed body. Lust now clear as daylight in your gaze.

“I think I’ve got the photo soon, babe, then we’re done,” I explain. “Just close your eyes for me.”

You shake your head and smile, then do as I said.

Your head rests on the back of the tub, but your fingers begin fidgeting … around your nether region.

“Are you uncomfortable?” I ask between photos.

“No…” you smirk, eyes still closed, but you shift and rest your hands awkwardly on your stomach instead.

“We can’t have that,” I say, “you’re covering the main part of the photo,” I tease.

You open your eyes, still smirking but not saying a word.

“And you’re revealing, exposing, what we need to hide,” I try to hold back my laugh.

“Okay,” I continue, “what about… what if you hold your t-shirt at the hem and stretch it down to cover your crotch. Place your other hand casually beside it. Yeah, like that! Exactly, babe. Beautiful.”

I take a couple of photos and look at them on the tiny screen.

“Right, hold that pose, but just… kinda relax, if you can. I’ll take a few shots more and then you’re done!”

You close your eyes again and begin taking deep breaths, lessening the tension that must have been building in your shoulders over the last few days. As peace falls upon your face and body, I take the last photos. After quickly reviewing them on the tiny screen, I decide that I’m done. I turn off my camera and place it on the shelf above the tub before crawling down to sit on the edge of the tub, my feet in the water between your legs.

“Okay, it’s a wrap!”

Your eyes flash open and you let go of your t-shirt. The fabric bounces back, revealing your hairy tummy, teasing me. You look up at me with mischief, then give your member a squeeze.

“Get down here,” you say, almost ferocious in your voice.

I feel myself get all giddy with sudden anticipation as you rise like Poseidon from the water. Before I can do anything other than yelp, you pull me down onto you and with a splash and a thud I land against your rock-hard body. I'm instantly soaked.

“Finally,” you mutter, drenching my face and neck with hungry kisses. Your hands tease the collar of my robe before sliding it over my shoulders. Your eyes explore the curves of my upper body, then you adjust me so that I sit straddled upon you. You don’t speak a word, but your eyes and body say everything I need to know.

I feel your girth throbbing against me. You slide my robe all the way off and without taking your eyes off me, you cast it aside. Then your hands slide up my body. You cup my breasts tenderly, admiring the lace and how the new style of bra suits my breasts. You lick your lips as your thumbs begin stroking my hardening nipples. I sigh and begin grinding against the tip of your member.

You sit up and proceed to kiss and bite the flesh of my breasts. Gently holding the lace aside with your fingers, you capture my nipples between your teeth, ever so gently, before circling your tongue around them with exquisite attention. While squeezing my breasts together, you kiss them one after the other, back and forth, before venturing up to my collarbone and neck. All I can do is whimper and moan.

Then you grasp my hair, pulling my head back. Between kisses and bites on my exposed neck, you breathe damp, sultry words onto my skin. Expressions of how I’ve been a tease, how patient you’ve been and how much you want me now. I want to answer, but I can’t do anything but mutter incoherencies; your throbbing cock eagerly pressing against my core and thus stealing all of my vocabulary.

My breath quickens as I grind harder, cursing the fabrics that keep our cores from meeting, merging. Then you push me towards you, allowing our lips to meet in hungry kisses. My bra loosens. You must have managed to open and take it off me with your other hand, before also casting it aside. You grab at my liberated breasts, then sit up and pull your drenched t-shirt over your head. It lands on the bathroom floor with a splash. My hands instinctively seek the wet fur of your stomach and chest, momentarily squeezing your pecs, then wander south again.

Your eyes read pure hunger and you buck your hips. As I fall back down from the jump, my core meets the powerful strength of your pelvis, bucking yet again. I gasp, overcome by a mixture of arousal and humor. You buck again, a laugh escapes me and somehow, after a few times of this, you’ve managed to free your erection from your boxers. I didn’t notice, but at some point you must have turned on the tap again, because I see you turn it back off. I guess this increased level of water also explains the more slow-motion-like sensation I experience as I land back down on your pelvis; a somewhat softer landing than before. In my own defence, I was entranced and my mind was not functioning at 100%, hence the questionable description. Anyway, both our hips are now submerged under water and I simply shake my head at your mischievous ways. You smirk and pull me down to a deep kiss, slapping my ass through the water, making more water splash all over the place. Everything in the room is certainly wet by now.

I grind against your exposed and infinitely hard cock as your fingers slider under the lace. Your hands grab my cheeks with determination, enhancing the force and enabling you to better thrust against my grinding motion. The friction is causing short-circuits in my brain, making me see colours that aren’t there. My first climax is staggeringly near, but just before I get to release, you buck your hips again, making me scoot off your cock. A devious grin is smeared across your chiseled face.

“You had me waiting, sweetheart. Now it’s my turn to tease.”

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z-h-i-e · 2 years ago

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Artists of Arda

The hottest new Discord Club is Artists of Arda. A place for artists who create any sorts of Tolkien-related works, and those who just like looking at the pretty arts.

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1) Please introduce yourself in welcome-nest before participating in other discussion. Just like a party where you'd knock on the door and say hi before you start dancing on the table, we'd like to get to know you first! (And then, by all means, disco on that table all night long if you want!)

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sunset-sunbun · 2 years ago

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i have been @ed by my friend so i shall now provide you little scrunklies with information about myself

@the-official-memester hit me with the punk tactics so now im gonna spew out some information

Name: Koi, thinkin about maybe goin by smthin else irl (because i egt board of names in my constant serch for seritonin) but my internet name and one of my names will forever be koi since its become practically ingraved into my soul. dont mind tho

Star sign: Aries sun, apparently libra moon, and libra rising. idk wut that means lmao

Height: I am currently around 5'11. my goal is to be as tall as mothman. nobody. can. stop me.

Time: to close to when my spanish assignments that I haven't even started are due. help.

Birthday: april 1. yes i make "my life is a joke" jokes. yes my grandmother called me the "best April fools joke ever" (I still don't know what to make of that). yes i am funky fresh and thankful my birthday falls jussssst before spring break ends.

Favorite bands/artists: lemon demon, jack staunber, cavetown, tallyhall, glass animals, probobly more, cant remember if there are

Last movie: the second season lego monkie kid rise of the spider queen thign.

Last show: lego monkie kid nand fools gold

When did I create this blog: when i was like... 13?...idk

What I post: whenever my brain reminds me that i have an account here

Last thing I Googled: moriah elezibeths merch store (stuff i wanna have but cannot lmao)

Other blogs: eyup, comic blog rightttt here @the-koi-comics

Do I get asks: GIVE ME THEM! PLEAE PL PLEASE

Following: 22

Average hours of sleep: my sleep goes from like 3 horus too hybernation per request of my brain being pissed at me not getting enougth sleep and doing a force shut down.

Instruments: ukulele, trombone, and harmonica (not as good as the rest)

What I'm wearing: jean like pants the color of wookd with fun patches over the knees and a dad joke t-shirt about marshmellow birds in a flock "chillin with my peeps"

Dream job: influencer/comedian/barista at a cat cafe

Nationality: most german

Favorite songs: mantra, rises the moon, and telecaster b-boy covered by yonkagor

Last book I read: on a sunbeam

Top 3 fictional universes I'd like to live in: lego monkie kid, my own lmao, and the owl house

who do i put here for tags? idk. i dont rlly have any tumblr mutuals yet. maybe you guys could 👉👈😗

#idk what else to put here #i have been hit with the punk tactics lmao #thanks for readin yall #seeya

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ngl i appreciate being the taller one when it comes to kisaki… doesn’t happen too often irl but at least i have fictional characters 😭 the power man

saw this and immediately had to think of kisaki + daughter and hanma + son

also ngl kisaki gives me the vibes of being heartbroken when his little girl no longer says “when i grow up i want to marry daddy” and i am here for dragging his ass as he deserves. the whole like “don’t date till you’re 40” thing where she at the beginning agreed to but later is like “you met mom before you were 40 though” and kisaki is offended and hurt at being sassed back, just wishing to be back when she was a baby and literally couldn’t physically sass him.

pfttt- kisaki letting his aspiring writer daughter use captives to read off her scripts… she later becomes a thriller and crime writer and always asks her daddy dearest how long it takes for a person to bleed out if hit by an ice pickle exactly 7 times in the chest and he tells her the next day with another missing person winding up somewhere <3 crime author daughter and her crime committing father, way to keep the family business going XD

koko and inui are sooo the rich gay uncles. they can’t act at all around kids and when they were forced to babysit for just a few moments, she started crying and koko just gave her a stash of money, which weirdly worked.

as much as kisaki doesn’t want to, he has to relay on his executives a little bit when it comes to his daughter, even if its just little things like asking to pick her up and bring her to school and they know better than to mess with boss’ kiddo

also 100% pretty face sanzu would be her childhood crush because he reminds her of a prince and sanzu is not on board with it at all

-🌌momo

typically I'm the taller one (and I'm taller than my wife) Plus at most like they're 5'10 or 6' so only a couple inches taller than me and pretty much always eye level. But there's a feralness that fills me when I realize Hanma is almost a good foot taller than me. I simply don't know what to do. I mean- yeah- it's kinda sexy ig? I think? I dunno I'm honestly just gonna sit there like that cat with the flower on it's head frothing in my anger to bite his Achilles tendon 😬

anyways-

THE WAY I KNOW HANMA'S SON IS GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC BY BEING HUNG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A GOD DAMN MONKEY...it's true. I cannot deny it. Real life footage of Hanma/Kisaki on the beach with the kids....Hanma's a heathen and made a mini heathen 😔

Tetta's princess sassing him?? I'm pulling up a chair and making popcorn as we speak?? Seriously- devastated when his daughter has her first crush. He thought he was gonna have his little girl clinging to him forever when a boy walked by because "they have cooties" and now Tetta's crumbling and the kids only like eight and she just off handedly said a boy at school was nice 😂 You casually remind Tetta that he is married. To you. And he's just sobbing into a pillow that his little girl isn't gonna be his little girl anymore. Oh and the attitude! Please preteen into the teen years? Tetta was ready for like the textbook stuff, even had the birds and the bees talk all mapped out but then his kid flippantly remarks she already knows about sex. And Tetta is hyperventilating how did his precious little girl even know what the word sex is?? God I am so here for mini Tetta giving her father daily heart attacks

Steven King ain't got nothing on Tetta's kiddos novels 💀 She's got first hand knowledge and no one can ever connect the dots in the family name

the entire premise of Toman having to deal with Tetta's child is sending me over the moon scream-

Koko constantly uses the excuse that the snot covered crying baby is why he never wants to have one. But Inui is like "It's cute, I kinda like it" but frankly makes Tetta's kid cry constantly. Koko takes over though bc he's tired of the crying and Inui not shutting up? Suddenly the kid is silent and very content in Uncle Koko's arms. Sits on his lap almost every time she comes to a meeting. Kicking her feet coloring and Koko is groaning bc she picked him and no one else 😂

and don't even get me started on the Sanzu thing! this four year old is head over heels for the pretty pink haired man who looks like a princess but carries a sword. Crush never goes away and constantly wants to play castle with Sanzu where he's the pretty pretty princess that rescues her. Sanzu is cringing and asking Tetta to keep that thing away from him. Tetta is genuinely trying to get his daughter to love any other coworker. At this point even Angry might do he swears. But his daughter is smitten with Sanzu. While she's begging Sanzu to play and Tetta is trying to explain who he can't play. Mikey's just eating like his third lunch and finally just commands Sanzu to play with the girl. Now it's Sanzu's job to be the prince to Tetta's kid bc Mikey got tired of listening to both men and made Sanzu do it 😂

#the sanzu thing has me scream laughing at the gym #cringing while this fucking six yr old has heart eyes on him #mikey just says fuck it and tells sanzu to play make believe with the little girl #katana and all and tetta is mildly freaking out but his daughter isnt screaming and stomping her feet now sooooo #lets be honest hanma is always like give me the baby im a good uncle #and everyone looks at him like he's got six heads #when hanma already has a son but somehow taking care of his friends kid is out of the question XD #tetta's daughter calls hanma a tree man i just know it #tree man in a suit and honestly no one corrects her #hanma included #🌌.♡#three.talks

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thirstyforpaget · 4 years ago

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Generally, I always enjoy the "let me get to know you" posts, but they're always answers I don't really care about. So, I'm making my own. Tag whoever you want, you guys know the format.

AU or canon fics: Generally I like AU more especially with Criminal Minds because the show runners fucked over the characters and I love writers who fix that.

Dog or cat person: both. I get more excited about meeting new dogs, but I vibe better with cats.

Favorite snacks: I like fudge poptarts, goldfish, and smiley face fruit snacks.

Are you bubbly, or do you have clinical depression: clinically depressed most the time, but I'm hilarious when I get manic. That's not even me generalizing mental illness, I legit have both of those.

Smut of fluff: smut, hands down.

Do you like making new internet friends, or are you capped out on social interaction: I have very few irl or real friends, anyone who wants to be my friend, please hit me up.

Do you text with full sentences or slang: a weird combo of both ig.

Where do you get your memes: iFunny, yeah, I'm still the asshole who uses that demon app.

Do you like swearing: God fucking damn, yes. I fucking love that shit. I'm the bitch that teaches sailors and truckers how to swear.

If yes, what's your favorite curse word: Fuck, shit, and cunt.

What is your country of origin: USA, the industrialized dumpster fire of the world.

How do you debate: competitively, I will say or do anything to win. But if I'm having a conversation in real life, I present the facts that I know, but I will sit and listen to other evidence or viewpoints in order to learn new things or destroy someone's entire belief system. Just depends how I'm feeling that day.

Early bird or night owl: I'm practically nocturnal. Super night owl. My regular bedtime is 5 am.

Therapy or compartmentalization: compartmentalization. I have never been super comfortable talking about my emotions and that still applies to this very day.

Last one, rank your top 5 criminal minds characters: 1) Emily Motherfucking Prentiss. 2) Jennifer "Crack my back" Jareau. 3) Tara "with all due respect" Lewis. 4) David "Papa Pasta" Rossi. 5) Spencer "this is calm and it's doctor" Reid.

I'm gonna tag @mandie @garcia-reid-lovechild @garcias-batcave @jareauxprentiss @criminalmindsgonewrong @criminalmindsmoodrn @whiskey-fluent @f-m27

Anyone feel free to not answer anything that makes you uncomfortable, I wanna know you, not pressure you. Much love babes💕

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mewmewnyaart · 4 years ago

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I'm not very good at drawing horror and blood but I recently have been getting into OFF lately so I figured I'd try to draw batter to pratice lighting and shadows

I also made my own au where batter and hugo switch places but I doubt anyone would like it or even read it heck I couldn't even get a single like on any of my posts

But here I go anyway :

So common belief that the world of OFF isnt real and that its all happening inside Hugo's head because hugo is in a comma and that the batter resembles the father and the queen resembles the mother

And that the guardians are the boy's immune system and organs that are intolerant to the drug liquid plastic that is being experimented on hugo

The mother was always a working woman and never gave hugo attention while the dad was a straight forward and loving man (I also have a personal theory that he's religious)

The mother wants hugo to live but the father wants to let the boy die because he's tired of seeing his own child in pain everyday

Ok now that I have that out of the way here's my au:

In this au its the father that ends up in a comma and hugo is the one who tries to save him from dying

Backstory to how the dad ended up in a comma:

Hugo in this au is healthy and lives a normal life the father was once a baseball player (as a hobby) so hugo got inspired by his dad and started to take baseball classes at his school

One day the dad was dropping hugo off for baseball practice and while waving goodbye while slowly moving out of the parking lot a reckless older student who wasn't looking quickly backs up his truck hitting the father and sending him into a comma

Ok now for the characters:

We enter the game as hugo and we are greeted by the judge and we start our journey of "purifying" the world just like batter

The enemies represent different family members who dislike or or even hate the father and the father's phobias or fears as well as microbes or poisons in the father's system

Then we have other characters like pets,neighbors,friends who are good guys or people who side with hugo in the this au

Also the puzzles would changed in this au

Hugo is a child and the father would probably play alot with hugo and his games since the mother was always busy ,so instead of floating boxes we'd get more complicated versions of kids puzzles like connect the dots or fill in the shapes etc.

Now for who each character represents and then I'll move on to what the goal of the game is or what Hugo's mission is:

Hugo= he represents the son in real life but he also resembles a new antibiotic that's being experimented on the father

The judge = in real he's the family house cat named milk ingame he's a guide but I have my own head canon

so alot of people tend to draw batter with his eyes closed some draw 4 eyes some draw no eyes at all

I like to think that the father irl has bad eye sight or sensitive eyes so he wears special glasses but will not wear any glasses when at home because he doesn't like to so he will walk around with his eyes closed

So milk will guide him throughout the house by purring or meowing at him

As for the smile the judge has on his face hugo likes the movie Alice in wonderland over and over so the image of the Cheshire cat would be embedded in the dad's memory which is why the judge appears that way

He views the judge as someone who is helpful

The queen = the queen is his wife however they start to have alot of problems and arguments before the father fell in a comma

And the relatives try to convince her to turn off the life support and move on with life

Dedan= irl he's the father's brother in law with a snappy attitude and he hates the father alot and even objected in thier wedding day he will do anything to hurt the father or cause trouble

The father sees his brother in law nothing more than a all bark no bite a big mouth

Japhet= in real life is the lady that lives next door (yes I KNOW japhet is male but he's based off if her in the father's head)

She's is very controlling person who enjoys gossip and can't mind her own business always sticking her nose where she can as well as pushing everyone around she does everything she can to get attention and impress people and she's flirted with the father mutiple times but she's ignored her every time

She has very loud and noisy birds and has killed thier other family cat Venice saying that she did it as self defense (Venice is Valerie basically)

The father views her as a parasite

Enoch= he resembles another dad that takes his kid to baseball practice but is in bad terms with the mother and will constantly pick on hugo for fun

He assumes if the father approaches him its because his wife told him to do so

and will constantly say that his child and wife are happy ,living a life with no problems thinking that he's got life figured out

Even though its clear that his son isn't enjoying baseball at all, is quite over wieght as well as his wife ignores him all the time not to mention he's constantly eating meaning that he has some sort of food addiction it seems he sees no irony in his life at all

The father sees him as an irresponsible over wieght person who's always lying to himself and to blind to see the truth thinking that his life is ok when it's clearly not

Zacharie = irl he's the father's best friend since middle school and they've known each other for years he was the best man at the wedding he's bisexual and in a relationship with a girl named sweetie (please don't hate me batterie shippers QWQ!) He used to crush on the father and even confessed to him on the wedding day he was heartbroken but accepted that the relationship was never gonna happen and was even mad at his best friend but realized it was wrong of him to feel that way

He eventually moves on

He likes to bring and buy alot stuff and show them to his best pal later somegimes illegal stuff (he even brought weed over one time oh boy) he's like an uncle to hugo and is always happy to help and defend his best friend no matter what

He views him as a brother and family member aswell as a very optimistic chill dude and will jokingly refer to him as "the merchant"

Sugar: irl she's zacharie's gf (before her he had 2 toxic exes and she helped him out of those toxic relationships) she and the father don't really talk all that much so he knows little to absolutely nothing about her aside from the fact that she likes to talk funny sometimes and is really into dolls and aliens and a slight addiction to eating pixie straws (straws filled with powered candy or sugar)

He views her as a silent person nothing much

The elsens= they are the people that the father meets/sees/interacts with everyday/every once in a while but don't have much of a connection with (you know like a co worker you have small talk with or barely ever see)

Now for the plot :

After the father enters a comma the son starts to go from school to the hospital (they're very close to each other and you can say hugo is 5-7 years old and ) and visits his dad everyday and calls out to him hoping it'd wake him up

The mother scolds him for running off without super vision and that his dad won't wake up if he keeps calling him that whatever he does is useless that his father will remain to be a lifeless bag of meat on a bed

Hugo doesn't give up ignoring his mother's words

She realizes that hugo has an obsession with his unconscious father that is affecting his studies along with his social life

Zacharie doesn't make this any better because he offers to pick up hugo after school to prevent him from getting abducted or lost along with his jokes all the time

She slowly starts to Contemplate turning off the life support machine wondering if it would fix everything

Hugo hasn't been paying attention in class and thier marriage has been having a issues lately her family never liked or accepted him she sees zacharie and others as annoying and problems bringers and maybe they'd have less expenses if hugo didn't have to go to baseball pratice every day not to mention he'd less likely get hurt if he stopped playing

Everyone else started to convince her to turn off life support they discuss this next to the unconscious father

She prevents zacharie from seeing hugo and locks out any other connections the fatehr has

finally she becomes convinced however there's 1 barrier preventing her from doing that.....Hugo

The only person who truly gives hugo attention and love is his father without his father he'd feel lost and scared his mother is always working and doesn't give him much attention

Everyone tells him to give up on his dad and move on but hugo stands his ground

Alot of the arguments and conversations happen in the hospital room next to the father so he hears everything in his comma which leads to the creation of the world of OFF in his head

Therefore we play as hugo through out the game (dressed in a baseball outfit) solving puzzles and fighting enemies "purifying" the world

Not much changes the boss battles the add ons etc. Will remain the same in this au

Maybe there will be more rubber duck /duck/ bird themed stuff in this au aside from the pedalos (ex:move the boxes to make them look like a duck idk lol)

However the final boss will change

Canonly batter is stopped by the judge but in this au the judge sides with hugo because its the queen (the mother) who is trying to turn the switch off and hugo is trying to prevent that

So instead of the judge stopping hugo

Hugo will meet the queen, she will tell him to halt and not bother going any further that her intentions will not change hugo will begin to tell her off everything she's done wrong she will respond saying that she's doing it for thier sake (Hugo's and her's) but hugo calls her out and tells her its not true and she loses her patience with him leading to a boss fight if hugo wins then she will refer to him as "my little sweetheart" and fade into dust

"The room" will also change instead of hugo it'll be his dad (the batter)chained to a wall (basically a prisoner in his own mind) hugo will take 1 step forward activating a trap causing him to plummet down a tube and fall unconscious for a few minutes

When he wakes up he sees the queen and all the guardians standing before him the queen states that he can give up or die trying then she speaks to the puppeteer (the player) the you are given 2 options

1.aide with the queen

2.side with hugo

If you side with the queen you will have the guardians ok your side then Hugo's appearance will change as well he will appear to have a large head with a huge gaping mouth a baby rattle and apron and speech bubbles that say "wah wah" "whine whine" (stating that his mother sees him as a cry baby)

If you defeat hugo then the switch is immediately turned off and it gives 1 out of the 2 bad endings this ending is called "check mate" as a reference to a queen from chess

If you side with hugo then you will be defeated but you won't get a game over yet instead the queen will give you 1 last chance

Then you are given 3 options

1."surrender" 2."gasp for help" 3."cry"

If you choose surrender then you will get the 2nd bad ending in which in life support is turned off the father dies hugo becomes lonely with his mother busy all the time (and not allowing him out side the house and not trusting people) which leads to hugo growing up cold,plain and unloving

At some point there's a scene where adult hugo stares at his old mother laying on the kitchen floor in pain for a few minutes instead of helping her immediately indicating that he doesn't care

If you choose "gasp for help" then you will get the good ending "aye batta batta,strike!" In which hugo will call for help (while in deep pain from the fight) after a few calls judge,zacharie,sugar and a few elsens will come to the rescue and revive you fighting by your side allowing you to defeat the queen and guardians

Everything slowly starts to go back and the father wakes up from his comma everyone in the room stares in shock but hugo had the biggest smile on his face while standing next to his dad's bed "did...I miss something?"

"...daddy *breaks into tears*"

The 3rd ending called "better late than never" is triggered when you choose "cry"

Hugo will cry very loudly

The mother changes her mind and doesn't turn off life support but hugo stops visiting his dad and similar to the 2nd bad ending hugo grows up to be cold and unloving 13-16 years later hugo visits his father again and he finally wakes up from his comma and is discharged from the hospital after 1 year of rehabilitation therapy

By now the mother had remarried and the father missed his son's childhood so now he has to relive his life

However hugo meets a girl who is a complete opposite to him at work and church (rainbow hair,optimistic,enjoys music of various kinds,loves cute things,baking,jokes,and artist etc.) And is forced to work with her as well as she tries to get Hugo's attention so he asks his father for advice on how to get rid of this woman which leads to alot stuff going on and hugo allowing how to love and live life leading him to falling in love with the girl and becoming a new man

(This is personally my favorite ending lol and I MIGHT write fanfic of it on wattpad or here idk tbh )

Anyway this my OFF au I GUESS the name can change to the ON au or OFF/ON au lmao idk

Reblogs and feed back is appreciated

PLEASE DONT STEAL MY AU i worked hard on this thing spent 5 hours to write it all

Heh I sat this as of anyone is even gonna read whatever I dount it'll get noticed at all

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xaviergalatis · 2 years ago

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Cheffed up - killed

Febreze – spray a place to remove the smell of cannabis

FEDS - police

Cling

All right

Fry- to shoot at

GM - gang member

DM - direct message

kick door – raid a domestic loca

Lane – main street, urban area

Layers – protective clothing

Leggin (it) – escaping, running away

Lizzies – moneymobile phones

M - murder

Moist

Mop – large gun

On papers – on parole or probation

Opps – enemies

Pagan, paigon – untrustworthy person, enemy

Pave – streets

Leng – gun

Plug – a contact for drugs

Push, pusha – bicycle

Rack – quantity of money,

Rotty – firearm

Skate, skeet – run away

Smoke – kill

Snitch – informer

Stain – rob

Ting – girl

Trey, tre – pistol

Tweed – cannabis

Wap – gun

Whip – car

Wok, wok house – prison

Yé – personal style, skill

Y.I.C – 'youngest in charge', young gang member taking or given responsibility

Link – contact, source for drugs

Miffed

Grub

Gram

Sod off

Ace

Wank

Doss - sleep

Zeff

Nick - steal

Trosers

Pad - crib

Hell of a

Fag - cigarette

Fiver

Daft cow

Uni

Chips

Grimey

Dogy

Wicked

Shambles

Up for it

Easy peasy

C of e

The telly

Double cup

Bluetooth

That shirt wub was up

Plata

Detention center

Senior centers

Food court

Glop mopo

I was chosen

Okland

Swag what goth bit

Lock up

Grip

25bitch

Fuck a thot

Bitch a thot

Busy

Buss me

Lil nigga

Wash Plato's

Cannot go broke

Bitch I got to go

Caught in the rain

Rain

Rape

They

New Paris hiltons

lil bitch

excellence

ask

I be

feds

eat

trip

Luxury

cage

akers

Swagbitch

Friends

gun

lasers

tag

poped out

don't ask me

stay out the I terner

vibrate

facts

no cap

caught a body

Brodie

lick

Le90210

I'm hungry when my money on zero dollars

Gas

news feed

Carhartt

Exfriends

Chanel

Bussit

Gothic

Lafayette

I just popped a thizz

pretty bitch

Stupid bitch

White bitch

britt

Barbie

Brittney

ATM

bank

Benz

Vans

crocs

addy

slide thru

goon

Lil tune

Lil tuna fish

SODMG

Ymcmb

Gang

xerox is off the net

hallucinations

OVO

threw up

vomit

tryna find

felony

ATM

is that a bag on me?

sad

name

home

ashton martin

I'm outside

I won't sign

young money cash money

threw up

athletic

Holiday

Reebok

catholic

trip

trap money dog

trick

bro

brodie

brit

Lindsey

simply

Instagram

gratis

spit lips on that brit

counterfeit

laptops

Fiji splash

Killa cam

buckets

hatss

last night I was off the net

DTA non phones 23

because deandre

twitter

home

not coping out

frightening isn't it

brain

is that a bag on me?

they

them

theirs

felony

king of pop

bubble glass pop

vamp

dab

dub

fuck thizz bish

fuck pigs

hollow tips

temperature

face book messnger

simply

sip

Instagram

I just threw on a hoodie and it's OVO

I am slime

imme face

give me faith

deandres bitch times up

SODs on

basic

qui

2 man

rebocks in traffic

percoct

studio

time

part time

Tyler

wolf

sweatshirt

back out

aint

blick

pig

yellow brick

brick

karate

I won't sign

dotty

potty

hot as hell room

hotel room

early

signed a thot on blonde records

awkward like HBO

hot thottie waist

Yung money cash money

dish

play

playlist

it's ok

out my zone

aqua

I'm up like my money

hilton

low

water

atlas

alter

dad father

Jesus piece

lease

release

keys

therapist

visa

pita chips

UGG slips

plato

draco

catch me outside

bubble glass

mink

ymcmb

diet

sipping on a diet

hill

kill

trill

bill

record deal

automav

automatic

dipset

chop it up

radio

ranking up

twitter phones

Netflix

soccer mom

tampon

temp job

bright night

neck

misfits

time

slime

dip

mixtape

glatt!

laps

imagine

windows

pillows

memos

lattes

runin laps

coffee

Google maps

apps

taps

no cap

dome

phone

I lay up something flat

eat

yummy yummy

pockets

water diet

DTA

DEA

sitting

bench

lunch

buffering

you too bad

you too sad

court in the 5

blood

crip

zay

Xbox

ramen noodles

fat bitch

on my twitter

tumblr

number

low on my face time

peed on

lil bit

lil Britain

DMV

curtain

home

put the Chopper on the g

Skertin in the geek

what the fuck is that?

ounce

strap

choppa

caught the bit real life

diet water

pink xans

mink

then I pull up of the block

location

at the ATM

it's hard to find thesebleed the fifth

De'Andre 3000

platos

connect

home

thizzzzzzz

yishigo

no cap

I don't

dishes

suicide

xan

crab

mafia

damu

what's Poppin

what's good with it.

5 Poppin

titty

Englewood

Lit

thizz

Beezy

Whip

Yadadamean

Yee

fear of god

wash dishes

clean dishes

ferragamo

LouisV

Bianchi

Goat

Sink be

street nigga

bread

I'm just tryna

wait foam

alone

chrome

these other rappers movin' slow,

It's a brand new year and you know we finna get it

Cloudboys CEO, real talk bitch, I live it, ooh

cologne unknown

Lindsey loan

throne

talking all that shit on Twitter lil bitch kindly hold my dick

I'm not goin

throat

sorry 2

copy

fax

to heroin

facts quit scares me

dissedoff

dissed

you simply wasting all m Ed

#musicdiary #rap #slang

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hyperspacial · 5 years ago

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Actually this is stuck in my head so here's a list of iconic tik toks that people quote:

Stop this madness. Please. What do you want with me. eH. WHaT DO YoU WANT-PLEASE~~~

I'll be bastion/ NERF BASTION

That is very much adequate

The birds work for the bourgeoise

SoMeBOdie cOMe gET 'er, she's dancin' like a stripper

It smells like a PUbliC Restroom!!! No............. well~~

Welcome to my hooker palace, please dont leave, I have no friends.

You've been SUmmoned to the hOuse of VIBES for your Vibe Check (TM).

OEEAUUUOUUU You May Sayyyy I'm a Dreamerrr

Two plus two is four, minus one that's quick math

Three, is a magic number.

Here's the plan- you, me, autism -AuTiSm-

Well Alice, it seems we both have autism havent we ((plz see tags))

Can I ~~pet~~ thAt Dawg?!??

I Am Not Gay-------- I Am GAy

Hit oR miss, I guess they never miss, HUH?

THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW yoU

lET's tALk about hYgiene~~~

What is... what is the dog doin??!!

........mOThMAn

Ew yucky, that is gunk

whEn wOrlds collide, you can run, BUT YOU CANT HIDE

brO lOOk at all my tRAsh

She walked, so that PEPPA COULD RUNNNNN

Nobody knows I'm a LesBiAn

I'm Ethan, and I'm 14.

aND THen there's chunky, He's Dead.... 🎶🎶he's dead. Chunky's dead.🎶🎶

.......oh, it was sexism.

EEt Is what eET isssss.

I know everything I need to know about you. You do? Ah, you do.

Oooooooh, what a time to be alive.

see this what we not finna do. See this what we not finna do. See This What We Not Finna Do-

He do be lookin kinda ______ doe.

But I'm so ugly and I'm so broken

Ugh, this bitch *taptaptaptaptaptap-*

Aoughhehs, what do you think of him? Well, I dont like a man with too many muscles. ~~I Didn't mAke HiM for YOuuu~~~

..... I should call her/him

I LIKE THE WAAY THEY RUN THEN FALL THEN DIE

But imagine how tired we are. Imagine how tired we are.

What's wrong Jimmy-con?

I'll see you after the function

whaaaAaaat Kind Of Fuckery Is This?

Oh what a Schill to have oh what a schill to have scho many schills-

..................................... ...... yuh

I dont know if this is racist, but it dont feel right.

Wow. This is so amazing. I love all cultures. I am so progressive.

wHEre's tHE FLaVor???? I dont taste anything???

Am I a lady? Or am I a rat?

Alive? Ahaha, fuck

If this is how the boys roll, then imma stick with the girls

Running I'm running I'm running~~

I don't want your money, I got this just for YoUUUUU

IIiIIiIiiiiiii'm bitch

I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE

I can do this shit with no effort- I actually cannot do it at all and it is very difficult

I'm just a kid and life is a ~~nightmare~~

That's the ticket, give me The Ticket

THis is a Skeleton, this is bOnes

She looks like every other bitch. Like.

AM I WRONG? YOURE GOING TO LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME IM WRONG?

AlRight we'Re here, sitting in the car

If you dont stop that man is gonna take you.

You take the moon and you take the moon and you take the moon-

You gotta live laugh love, live laugh love x4

Excuse me, my name is Margo

Yeah someone said Wells Fargo

Stop drinking milk anthony!!

Ugh. That's nasty. I'm gonna go throw up.

Blow that piece of junk out of the sky!!!!!

ThEn pAy with your blood

Oh my god. I am never going to financially recover from this

Ha ha, laugh funny. To me it's funny, do you have a sense of humor?

Cause your boyfriends a bitch, he ain't shit.

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

These are all ones I've heard quoted irl. So no, I think tik tok is just as pervasive as vine was. Sure the gentrified tik tok dancers aren't creating these audios, but LeLe Pons and Jake Paul didn't create iconique vines either.

A lot of these are song snippets because of the audio format of tik tok (treating audios like tags), most of the ones I listed are originals, but tik tok still had a huge hand in making these media snippets widespread heuristics. The only reason there aren't as many 'iconic tik tok compilations' is because tik tok audios are used as meme formats rather than stand alone videos.

Please add others if you think of them!!

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

#if youre not aspec dont breathe on the autism audio

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jejublr · 7 years ago

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✨🌸Spring is coming🌸✨ Go out on cute lil dates with your mutuals. Tag one for each and tell them why you chose them. (coffee date, concert date, hiking date, amusement park date, picnic date, blind date with a mutual you don't know well but want to get closer with)

aahh!!! this is such a cute idea!!! thank you for sending me!! I’m sorry this took a long time! ^^

coffee date ☕

@honeywonu I feel like there’s just so many things Lani and I could talk about!! Ranging from laughing our ass from the latest mishap that happened to us (but mostly her. pls be careful, bub. one does not simply accidentally walk into the highway dsajhdjsahf) to talking about our future co-owned coffee shop (which I can’t wait for!). I honestly think she always has something interesting (and funny!) to say and it’s easy for me to smile and laugh whenever she talks.

@lycheechann my sweet, sweet bby!!! I know for a fact that a coffee date w/ Ally would be so fun omg!!! She’s just such a vibrant and talkactive person and she always fill my silences and I can definitely see myself just listen to you hyping over Chan and Jungwoo while sipping on some frap.

@binhwansgf ELENAAA!!! Wow, honestly I don’t know how you put up with me but given the chance, I would love to go on a coffee date with you! You’re such a fun person to talk to and I always have a blast whenever we chat! I can totally see us grabbing some coffee while raving about the latest boyband you stan and all the AUs that would ensue djkdhkqdh.

@bfwooz ok one of the reasons why I think a coffee date with Hani would be so much fun because I feel like we could talk about all the possible AUs and plots for our stories! We tend to be chaotic and off-the-rail when we plan the newest project lol. But let’s be real, she’s such a fun, kind and crazy person and I’m down with it as long as she doesn’t try to expose my ass (as if there’s anything to be exposed anyways).

concert date 🎤

@forevershua I don’t know why but I feel like it would be such a blast to bring Ryan to a concert date!! I find her really cool and funny and I find that she always has something interesting to say! I definitely look up to her and I think she’ll make such a great concert buddy! It’d also be amusing to watch her fangirl over Joshua in real-time so there’s that!!!

@whalien-in-luv I feel like Sam would know all the best music and artists and I would love to talk to her more about all the good animes and watching them while we wait for the concert hall to open lol (bc waiting without the proper friend and entertainment is…it’s sad, okay). Sam always has such funny and interesting stories to tell and it’s always fun to just have her talk about the things she loves!

@oatmealupdates I feel like Lynna would be so fun to bring on a concert date!!! I think she’s that person who turns up at the concert looking cool af and I want to learn from her fjhdjsh. But in all honesty tho, Lynna is such a fun person to talk to so it wouldn’t even feel like you’re waiting for long when you’re with her and I feel like we’d jam so hard to all the songs!!

hiking date 🌄

@khanhwrites Not sure if you’re an outdoor person or not, Khanh, but I honestly picked you to go on a hiking date together because I feel like we both need to actually go outside for once instead of cooping around in our houses and for you to take a break for everything (and the fact that I just wanna torture you but that’s another story sdhas).

@princeshushu Clar!!! Hhh it’s been a while since we talked but going on a hiking date with you sounds like so much fun!!! I’d really like to go on a night hike with you to watch the stars at the summit. Imagine all the constellations and the spectacular view of the stars! I imagine you’d be super inspired by it. Also, it’d be nice to set up a camp and huddle up in blankets as we make s’mores while watching the night sky!!!

@jieqs Elli is just too sweet and I really do wanna go on a hiking date with you! Imagine the amazing scenery we’d get to see on the way up so I’d definitely bring a camera to snap pics of you!!! (BC PLEASE I’M NOT PHOTOGENIC AT ALL IT’LL ALL BE YOUR PICS BC BEAUTY+BEAUTY=COMPLETE). Also idk why I had the idea of bringing you some snack so we can eat it by the time we reach the summit and maybe watch the sunset/sunrise together and go “Elli, it’s you!! The sun!!””. Also did you say you’ll bring Orion because I’m very down for that, too.

amusement park date 🎡

@jiminyoongs Fran the Gran!!! Okay, so I can already see ourselves arguing over which rides we’re going on next and maybe get some roasting but I know I will have a grand good ol’ time spending my day with you and goofing off like crazy while waiting in line!!! I definitely want to take you on a ride on the ferris wheel at sunset and scare you by rocking it hard maybe.

@softhaos Idk why, Dara, but I feel like it would be so much fun to spend a day with you at the amusement park!! You’re such a fun person and I could already see us having fun in the house of mirrors and maybe the haunted house if you’re up for it! But I honestly feel like you could wreck me if we try to compete with each other on the bumper car ride shdsahf

@rainniedae IAN MY BABY!!! It’s actually my long-time dream to go to the amusment park without which haven’t been realized yet :( Imagine all the ice cream and rides we’d have fun on together! I want nothing more than getting my wig snatched on a roller coaster and drag you into the haunted house (where I, quite frankly, will probably sh** myself) but the day I can finally go with you will be the day I am finally complete, love!!

@xuhoon CHLOE!! I know for a fact that Disneyland is such a special place that you hold close in your heart and I want nothing more but to go with you sometime! It’d be fun wearing all those silly headbands, taking pics with the characters and eat our way through the park!

picnic date 🌼

@justsomekpopstuff I see us doing something relaxing, you know! Maybe go on a bike ride around the park??? I feel like you’d need the break from uni and going around enjoying the scenery with the wind in our hair sounds like a nice idea!! And maybe do some dog-watching omg!!

@taetaetrashhh I think Momo would love a picnic date!!! You mentioned once that you do not like snow so I assume you like warm weather a lot more??? I think you’d love to just sit on a blanket and bask in the sun and maybe watch and feed the ducklings like you said!! It’d be really cute!!!

@justkpopjokes Okay but I think Lin is such a great artist and I want to go on a picnic date with her because I wanna see her draw the cherry blossoms?? Adshj it sounds whimsical but imagine having a picnic under all the cherry blossoms and she’d have the sketchbook out and all the petals are falling all around us and it’d be amazing.

@ru-lin Ruth!! I would love to take a walk around the park with you!! Idk why but I would love to walk with you through the park on a cool, spring day! Imagine just hanging out around the pond/lake and feeding all the pretty fish/birds (ok, but birds are scary irl so maybe we can just do the fish). I’d also love to try and go on a rowing boat with you bc it seems so fun!!!

@sunnysidewrites SUNNY!!! I can totally imagine the two of use going on a picnic at a field or something and we’d go cloud-watching. I’d complain about how bright is is because the literal sun is practically lying right next to me!!! I will definitely make and bring all your favorite food and we’d spend the day catching up!!!

blind date 🙈

@lovelycheollie Hannah is such a lovely person to talk to but we haven’t talked much even though we’ve been mutuals for quite sometimes! It’s my fault but I’d love to get to know her more because she’s such an amazing writer and it’s really enjoyable talking to her!!!

@tonicandjins Again, I don’t know how I ended up mutuals with a person as amazing and as talented as Faye but so far from what I know, she’s been nothing short of sweet and friendly!! I hope we can be better friends!!!

@sebongie-loves I’M SORRY I NEVER REPLIED! IT’S MY BAD!!! But you seem really cool and your writings are amazing and I really hope we can finally be friends kafhafh. Plus, we gotta stick together, y’know (and be salty together about the Tumblr ban fffff).

@sugacrackers Mich! You’re such a great person and we’ve been kinda tagging each other on ask games and such but I never got to properly know you and I’m sorry for that! I know that you’re on hiatus rn but tell me when I can hit you up bc I really do wanna be friends with you!!!

@chillihansol HANNI! We haven’t really talked but you’ve always been so sweet and supportive and I’m such a big fan of you and your works and I would really like it if we become better friends in the future!! Thank you so much for everything!!!

#I LOVE U ALL!!!#THIS ASK GOT ME SUPER SOFT!!!#sucks that we dont have spring here but this is what I have in mind!!#lovely mutuals #mutuals #answered

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xaviergalatis · 2 years ago

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.verses

guapaneese

Nina clips

thug life

hard knocks

Florida boi

becky

hustle

money over bitches

PCH

emo bangs

rare

very rare

Im different

sippin on Act

CEO

Patek'

Cartier

air it out

cosign

I cannot go broke

0.380

my waist

223

draco

It's a brand new year and you know we finna get it

Cloudboys CEO, real talk bitch, I live it, ooh uh

eat

wait you won't name is in the background

walmart

you should bring your friends

And maybe we can get

281 330 8004

me and xavier going up on the day

shoutout

all of my niggas

Like, fuck nigga, like, can you leave me 'lone

deadass

vlone

Ayy, got your bitch all on my team

Damn, and I'm still off of that lean

They want my drip, yeah, and they want all my sauce

sauceskie

Balmain my zipper

Are you dumb

I'ma sip on the Wock' or the Tris

pointing and aiming it

Would've thought I was Asian

Xanny, help the pain, yeah

Please, Xanny, make it go away

I drink my drink when I'm sad

Goyard on my waist

im different now

My Brittany got mad, I'm barely her man now

I flood my wrist out today

Pussy

Hold on, Yeezys

I need the money, I'm greedy

Lil' Boosie ass fade, you ain't got no wave ass boy

Still in the Yu-Gi-Oh trade ass boy (Weirdo!)

Got it too lit like, "Pipe down"

pink

Lindsey Lohan

I was playing on a C-Note

Paris Hilton

Ashley Tisdale

Hotel

you ain't never heard a verse from me

Twitter

Big Moncler on Rodeo like it's damn winter

booth

Hundred thousand, new watch, got like three dials

I don't eat out, hit once, leave out (I don't)

verses

boof

kostons

Booth

Golden corral

abachi

bud

ask

nigga

bith gimme face

bith gimme faith

college

bust down

blonde drip

blong

dubs dub

blonde drip

rain drop

cook

gang

water

high teck

23 223's

verse

ham

spam

dawg

cardi cardiaire

sink

esgetitt

cam

Stockton

based

based god

slug sluggy sluggin

wrist

pull-up

block bloc

strap

lap

cup

mud

diamonds

island

drip

stacks

sodmg

blue face blue check

Instagram gram

swipe

scammer

atm

btc

vpn

bag

jit

bish

goth

bubble glass

chain

double cup

hittas

glizzy

phone

Cartier watch

Patek (watch)

fuck up a check

nigga niggas

ranned over

road

plug

finessing

up / run it up money up

spend a check make it back

ice

gang

bands

duffeled

dior

stick

full clip

lil bitch

piss

ain't

pint

draco

glock wit the beam

GOAT

drink

gas

choppa

ski

lap

drip

sauce

flex

cap no cap

whipe his nose

VVS'S

Guap

backwoods

phone cellphone

jug

blue strips blue cheese

Line

bag on me get the bag

tunnel vision

difference color diamonds

IMVU

L - A

Tosser

Wanker

Bespoke

Don't care

Off license

Pissed

Ring

Toff

Bedsit

Flats

Trainers

Sweets

Chemist

Beeb

Chat up

Twigs

Berries

Fanny

Ponce - poser

Monkeys outside

Rubbish

Gimme

Active

Amm- weed

Bagged - caught by police

Bars.

ASAP

Irl

Binned - shot

Birded off - imprisonment

Bitz - neighborhood

Blam - shot

Box - jail

Cabby - cigarette containing cannabis and cocaine or cannabis and crack mix

Insta

Skive - avoid work

Tenner

Cheffed up - killed

Febreze – spray a place to remove the smell of cannabis

FEDS - police

Cling

All right

Fry- to shoot at

GM - gang member

DM - direct message

kick door – raid a domestic loca

Lane – main street, urban area

Layers – protective clothing

Leggin (it) – escaping, running away

Lizzies – moneymobile phones

M - murder

Moist

Mop – large gun

On papers – on parole or probation

Opps – enemies

Pagan, paigon – untrustworthy person, enemy

Pave – streets

Leng – gun

Plug – a contact for drugs

Push, pusha – bicycle

Rack – quantity of money,

Rotty – firearm

Skate, skeet – run away

Smoke – kill

Snitch – informer

Stain – rob

Ting – girl

Trey, tre – pistol

Tweed – cannabis

Wap – gun

Whip – car

Wok, wok house – prison

Yé – personal style, skill

Y.I.C – 'youngest in charge', young gang member taking or given responsibility

Link – contact, source for drugs

Miffed

Grub

Gram

Sod off

Ace

Wank

Doss - sleep

Zeff

Nick - steal

Trosers

Pad - crib

Hell of a

Fag - cigarette

Fiver

Daft cow

Uni

Chips

Grimey

Dogy

Wicked

Shambles

Up for it

Easy peasy

C of e

The telly

Double cup

Bluetooth

That shirt wub was up

Plata

Detention center

Senior centers

Food court

Glop mopo

I was chosen

Okland

Swag what goth bit

Lock up

Grip

25bitch

Fuck a thot

Bitch a thot

Busy

Buss me

Lil nigga

Wash Plato's

Cannot go broke

Bitch I got to go

Caught in the rain

Rain

Rape

They

New Paris hiltons

lil bitch

excellence

ask

I be

feds

eat

trip

Luxury

cage

akers

Swagbitch

Friends

gun

lasers

tag

poped out

don't ask me

stay out the I terner

vibrate

facts

no cap

caught a body

Brodie

lick

Le90210

I'm hungry when my money on zero dollars

Gas

news feed

Carhartt

Exfriends

Chanel

Bussit

Gothic

Lafayette

I just popped a thizz

pretty bitch

Stupid bitch

White bitch

britt

Barbie

Brittney

ATM

bank

Benz

Vans

crocs

addy

slide thru

goon

Lil tune

Lil tuna fish

SODMG

Ymcmb

Gang

xerox is off the net

hallucinations

OVO

threw up

vomit

tryna find

felony

ATM

is that a bag on me?

sad

name

home

ashton martin

I'm outside

I won't sign

young money cash money

threw up

athletic

Holiday

Reebok

catholic

trip

trap money dog

trick

bro

brodie

brit

Lindsey

simply

Instagram

gratis

spit lips on that brit

counterfeit

laptops

Fiji splash

Killa cam

buckets

hatss

last night I was off the net

DTA non phones 23

because deandre

twitter

home

not coping out

frightening isn't it

brain

is that a bag on me?

they

them

theirs

felony

king of pop

bubble glass pop

vamp

dab

dub

fuck thizz bish

fuck pigs

hollow tips

temperature

face book messnger

simply

sip

Instagram

I just threw on a hoodie and it's OVO

I am slime

imme face

give me faith

deandres bitch times up

SODs on

basic

qui

2 man

rebocks in traffic

percoct

studio

time

part time

Tyler

wolf

sweatshirt

back out

aint

blick

pig

yellow brick

brick

karate

I won't sign

dotty

potty

hot as hell room

hotel room

early

signed a thot on blonde records

awkward like HBO

hot thottie waist

Yung money cash money

dish

play

playlist

it's ok

out my zone

aqua

I'm up like my money

hilton

low

water

atlas

alter

dad father

Jesus piece

lease

release

keys

therapist

visa

pita chips

UGG slips

plato

draco

catch me outside

bubble glass

mink

ymcmb

diet

sipping on a diet

hill

kill

trill

bill

record deal

automav

automatic

dipset

chop it up

radio

ranking up

twitter phones

Netflix

soccer mom

tampon

temp job

bright night

neck

misfits

time

slime

dip

mixtape

glatt!

laps

imagine

windows

pillows

memos

lattes

runin laps

coffee

Google maps

apps

taps

no cap

dome

phone

I lay up something flat

eat

yummy yummy

pockets

water diet

DTA

DEA

sitting

bench

lunch

buffering

you too bad

you too sad

court in the 5

blood

crip

zay

Xbox

ramen noodles

fat bitch

on my twitter

tumblr

number

low on my face time

peed on

lil bit

lil Britain

DMV

curtain

home

put the Chopper on the g

Skertin in the geek

what the fuck is that?

ounce

strap

choppa

caught the bit real life

diet water

pink xans

mink

then I pull up of the block

location

at the ATM

it's hard to find thesebleed the fifth

De'Andre 3000

platos

connect

home

thizzzzzzz

yishigo

no cap

I don't

dishes

suicide

xan

crab

mafia

damu

what's Poppin

what's good with it.

5 Poppin

titty

Englewood

Lit

thizz

Beezy

Whip

Yadadamean

Yee

fear of god

wash dishes

clean dishes

ferragamo

LouisV

Bianchi

Goat

Sink be

street nigga

bread

I'm just tryna

wait foam

alone

chrome

these other rappers movin' slow,

It's a brand new year and you know we finna get it

Cloudboys CEO, real talk bitch, I live it, ooh

cologne unknown

Lindsey loan

throne

talking all that shit on Twitter lil bitch kindly hold my dick

I'm not goin

throat

sorry 2

copy

fax

to heroin

facts quit scares me

dissedoff

dissed

you simply wasting all m Ed

#journal #diary

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