#PHMYGOD

[sniffle-bird]

oh my god i just realised not only does calypso do the whole open arms thing which triggers odysseus thinking about polites she also calls him ody. like eurylochus. eurylochus is the only other person that calls him ody oh my god

[troubldteenz]

PH MY GOD THEY MENTIONED MARIO BEING AN AVATAR THEY MENTIONED IT ITS A PLOT POINT GFSGNJJFHOOOFFDSREXV

[roimp]

HER OUTFIT??????

[nelliesoffline]

2 hours, 28 minutes and 52 seconds ago.

[puppyboymikeyway]

little mcr things in songs that i would drop to my knees for

THE GUITAR AT THE BEGINNING OF DISENCHANTED

ITS SO SWEET

'GET. UP. COWARD.'

'run run bunny run' in scarecrow and how it gradually gets louder until gerard is yelling

UHM?? MIKEYS LITTLE 'FUCKIN READY' IN VAMPIRE MONEY?? LIKE BBG PLEASE GIVE US MORE??

the start of kiss the ring?? like?? perfection??

the sweet little guitar part in demolition lovers at the start like go ray! play your silly little riff!

the bassline to planetary(go!)(i have never once called this song just 'planetary'. its always been planetary go to me) is super funky and i absolutely love it. and i remember mikey saying how that was the hardest bassline that hes played or stage or smt like that<3

THE SILLY LITTLE COWBOY THEME AT THE START OF HANG EM HIGH?? LIKE?? I LOVE IT BUT WHY??

that silly riff during dead! that sounds like woody the woodpecker

8 bitter years - 9 bitter years - 10 FUCKING YEARS

romance. all of it. fuck you if you dont like romance. i would die for this little thing

'dO YOU HAVE THE KEYS TO THE HOTEL-'

the peppy little drums at the start of cemetery drive

'sosendmyresignationtothebrideandthegroom'

'hair bACK, MOTHERFUCKER'

THE INTRO TO GIVE EM HELL KID WHERE ITS JUST MIKEY PLAYING AND YOU CAN REALLY HEAR THE BASSLINE. SHIVERS, BRO

also the bassline to headfirst for halos?? and the guitar at the start?? like i love this song too much??

at this point just bullets. all of it. the entire album. so underrated tbh. fuck anyone who doesnt like bullets

'YOU SHOULDVE RAISED A BABYGIRL I SHOULDVE BEEN A BETTER SON' absolute trans anthem right here, folks

the piano throughout blood is just so happy for no reason like hun, this is not the song for this-

the little 'ooooooooo's in all the angels

the howling in house of wolves??? like it fits so perfectly, guys(ive been informed its not howling??? at the beginning?? am i going crazy??)

'so shut your eyyyyess kiss me goodbyeeee and SLEEEEEEEEEEEPP' 10/10

i will never not love the guitar at the start of na na na and it sucks that the only version you can hear it alone and more isolated is the version off of mdnsy but thank god we at least have that version. i love the lil riff at the start<3

the kids from yesterday. all of it. the electro-themed start and then the sNARE- PHMYGOD GUYS. PLEASE DO NOT OVERLOOK THIS SONG

'from the earth to the morgue morgue morgue MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRGUE WELL TONIIIIGHT WILL IT EVER COOOME?'

ray and franks backing vocals during planetary!! the little wooahs! i love them!<3

the drums at the beginning of burn bright??

the way gerard sings television in boy division like 'teLAviSION'

'well it better be BLACK and it better be TIGHT and it better be JUST. MY. SIZE. - well it better be WHITE and it better be CUT and it better be JUST. MY. SIZE.'

WE DONT NEED ANOTHER SONG ABOUT CALIFORNIA. ALL OF IT. I LOVE THAT SONG AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT.

'STOP AND STARE AT THE ACCIDENTS AND STARS THAT BORE YOU'

THATS MY FAVORITE MCR LYRIC GUYS

'louder than gods revolver and TWICE AS SHINY'

okay wait this list was longer than i intended but reblog with your favorite little snippets of mcr songs!!(i keep updating this i need to stop)(i updated it again help)(yet again another update for grammar)

[lesbiandarvey]

i was a love story…. on purpose. beautiful world.

ohmygod the buddy breathing ..

[a-narcissists-warren]

*hands you an absurdly tall cup of water* emjoy

..ohmygod. ohmygod. phmygod imgonnaspillomg

[chaoticpuppie]

I‘d love to claim you pup, see my bite marks and hickeys littered all over your body, always renewing them when they seem to start to fade<33 breaking it into your mind that you are mine so much that you remember it in every state of mind, from looking in the mirror and seeing yourself with the collar I gave you to screaming that you are mine when I do whatever I want with you<3

~🦈

Phmygod >~< please. Make me yours, make me watch the bite mark and squirm and cry into it. Let me show everyone I belong to **you** !!

[whentheskittlesfightback]

PHMYGOD INANIMATE INSANITY FANS OPEN YOUTUBE

[ninguitar]

OHMYFAYSSSS OMDS.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭cinnamanz releasing YET ANOTHER BANGER 2025 IS BLESSED I CAN SENSE ITTT🙏🙏🙏💴🔥🔥 we are sooo back. and OH the cover is so cute💔💔 billie eilish & drake refs… heh… billie my GOAT🗣️🗣️🗣️😛 pls i NEED to be on the taglist for ts asap

— ✩♬ ₊˚. ONLY ON CAMERA ᝰ.ᐟ DANIELA AVANZINI

❝𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

when katseye's main dancer daniela avanzini accidentally throws shade at chart-topping singer y/n l/n on an interview, the internet erupts in chaos. with y/n already in hot waters with the press over her latest scandal, both their pr teams scramble for damage control. the solution? a 'picture-perfect' fake relationship to turn the headlines in their favor.

❝𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

tags .ᐟ smau, crack, fluff, one-sided hate, love-hate relationship, coarse language, suggestive themes, celebrity! au, sexual jokes, mentions of substances

featuring .ᐟ katseye, p1harmony, enhypen, aespa n more celebs

pairing .ᐟ daniela avanzini x female reader

status .ᐟ ongoing

notes .ᐟ this smau was made for fun and entertainment. it is not an actual portrayal of the people mentioned in this smau, nor are the photos used to portray y/n. let's just say that some kpop groups mentioned are living in california. y/n is loosely based off billie eilish. ignore timestamps. TAGLIST OPEN. divider cred : @/mikeykuns.

❝𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄,

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀.❞

❝𝐃𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒,

𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒.❞

PROFILES!

THANK YOU BEYONCÉ KATZEYE BY MEGAN KATZEYE BY MEGAN PT. 2

01. 2014 justin beiber but worse

02. ate the whole yuri blunt

more in progress!

[souvlki]

phmygod i can only see pics whn im in a different wifi why the fuck is my home wifi not letting me enjoy tumblr in peace this wasnt lik this befor

[inkandsunshine67]

NSFW book stuff - Fourth Wing

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wHY AM I LISTENING TO FOURTH WING WHILE MY HUSBAND AMD HIS FRIENDS PLAY WARHAMMER IN A PUBLIC GAME SHOP???? ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU HIT CHAPTER FUCKIN 30. I swear this shit normally doesn’t bother me but phmygod im cackling 😂😅😅😅

[skyburger]

phmygod i will never be able to convey how much that mgs1 scene about love on the battlefield means to me. i know people joke about it because yeah its a little cheesy (it's metal gear. of course it is.) but oh my godddd im always thinking about it. otacon earnestly asks solid snake if he thinks love can bloom, even on a battlefield. and snake doesn't laugh him off he really truly responds that yeah, he thinks it can. he thinks people can fall in love wherever & whenever. like theres so much more to the scene that i cant even get into but idk i think in a lot of stories a scene like that would be played for a total joke like the big action hero dude would totally laugh in their face. But it makes me happy that solid snake despite everything he's been through still thinks yeah, love is real and it happens between anyone. it happens anywhere its always happened and it always will happen. idk just "do you think love can bloom on a battlefield?" / "yeah, i do..." makes me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 this game ruined my life i love it so much dude

[ninguitar]

OHMYFOD FAYE WEBSTER REF. faye webster nd megan 🗣️🗣️🗣️ best combo EVER ghis js so cute pls never die 😢😢😢 domestic megan i love u🙁🙁🙁

after the first kiss, megan skiendiel

synopsis : it's been months since you and your girlfriend, megan started dating. everything feels like a dream and your first kiss together even feels dreamier.

tags⠀──⠀: wlw, established relationship, fluff

( 📜 ) : finally something new after a while, i was listening to after the first kiss by faye webster and its just inspired me to wrote this hehe, hope you'll enjoy ^.^

you and your girlfriend megan have been dating for months now, and life feels like a dream. everything about being together is wonderful—her infectious laughter, the way she lights up when she talks about her favorite singers, and those lazy afternoons spent watching movies. but there’s one thing you both have yet to experience together: a kiss.

“can you believe we’ve been together this long and haven’t even kissed?” you say, playfully nudging her shoulder as you both walk through the park, the sun setting behind you.

megan laughs, her eyes sparkling. “I know, right? i think we're just awkward... or maybe we're just waiting for the perfect moment.”

your pulse quickens as the air between you thickens with anticipation. you can feel the warmth radiating from her skin, and suddenly, the world around you fades.

“okay, what’s the perfect moment then?” you ask, your voice barely a whisper.

megan bites her lip, a mix of shyness and excitement in her expression. “how about now?”

before you can respond, she closes the distance, her lips brushing softly against yours. It’s tentative at first, a sweet exploration. but then, as if a switch flips, the kiss deepens, and you melt into her. It feels like fireworks, like coming home.

when you finally pull away, breathless and smiling, you can’t help but giggle. “wow,” you say, your heart soaring. “did that really just happen?”

megan grins, her cheeks flushed. “yeah, it did.”

“I guess that makes you my wife now, huh?” you tease.

her eyes widen in surprise before she bursts into laughter. “wife? already? you’re so dramatic!”

you shrug, still grinning. “but it fits, right? after the first kiss, I’m all in.”

megan leans in again, this time resting her forehead against yours. “I like the sound of that.”

you both stand there, grinning at each other, the world feeling a little brighter. In that moment, everything feels right—your heart feels full, and you know this is just the beginning of many more sweet moments together.

“let’s take a picture,” you suggest, pulling out your phone. “for memories!”

megan poses, throwing her arms around you, and you snap the photo, capturing the joy of your first kiss. as you look at the image, you realize how lucky you are to have her in your life.

“here’s to more kisses,” she says, leaning in for another, and your heart soars.

“definitely,” you reply, feeling the warmth of her presence and the excitement of what’s to come.

as you both watch the sun setting, you realize that this is just the beginning. you’re ready for all the moments to come— because having a girlfriend like megan definitely worth every second of your life.

“hey candace,”

“yeah dork?”

you smiled, your heart swelling. “after that first kiss, I think I might be falling for you more now.”

“good,” she said, her voice softening. “because I’m already deep into this wife thingy now.”

“oh by the way yn, you should kiss me again you know... i mean i know you're dying to do it.” megan teased.

“mhm... yeah totally.” you hummed.

and with that, you both leaned in again, sharing another sweet kiss that left you both breathless and smiling, knowing that this was just the beginning of something beautiful.

[thatcheeseycandle]

//Okay it might be late BUT GOD I AM FREE FROM SOCIAL INTERACTIONS ITS TIME FOR A HOISNY READING

oHMYGO WE'RE STARTING OFF STRONG WITH THE ANGST

Not gonna lie I'm as well Emily, like God the announcer REALLY had to say that out loud, not even trying to sugar coat it

Wait A BACKDRAFT

A BACKDRAFT EXPLOSION?????

Oh my go Percy my boy GOD

Thomas HES OKAY YEAH HES HERE NOW OKAY YEAH LETS JUST SWALLOW ALL THAT

"That's my boy!" HENRY BLESS YOUR SOUL

“If he didn’t have his branch line, shunting would have basically been the only thing he’s done and the only thing he’s ever properly learnt.” Well, dang that is truth right there BUT YKNOW ITS PAYING OFF HERE LETS GO

Yo YO WHAT

LOUD CRASH???? PHILIP MY GUY

Im sorru but someone hold me back from throwing hands with this announcer LIKE OH YOU KNOW ASHIMA'S NAME BUT NOT FUCKIN THOMAS' YEAH LETS DO THIS MATE LETS BRAWL-

Okay Thomas I also feel tears slip down my face cause GOD THAT HURTS

PhMYGOD THOMAS

Let it all out let it all out (I am not okay)

Thomas is going through IT and God I'm rooting for him to recover (truth be told ik he isnt until like idk the last installment of HOISNY or something like that LMAO)

"I'm sorry that was ever brought up, Thomas. Just know that you will never be scrapped on my watch, and that you're really useful." There are genuine tears in my eyes, FATHER FIGURE STH LETS GO

And here we are ENDJNG OF THE CHAPTER

Now scrolling up through my reactions, yeah I didnt write down much didnt I? But all in all, my body will not recover physically and mentally, yet again ANOTHER EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER (which I will go on yet again when the next chapter releases)

Irl I was just LAUNCHING MYSELF all over, still half processing everything LMAO

Credits to Loraine ( @lorainedoesthings ) for creating such a well done chapter yet again! Enjoyed this one as usual, if anyones up for angsty TTTE fics that arent just ship fics then I recommend this one fully!

[awrkive]

i screamed into my pillows more than once ohmygod this was the most fluffiest i’ve ever read they’re so cuteeee phmygod i cant stop screaminggngbbgbg im glad they didn’t kiss bc trust i’m not prepared for that yet (pls let them kiss asap) they’re soooo dumb oh my like clearly u guys like each other!!!!! also nb jk i was not familiar with your game i apologize for calling u an embarrassment i am no longer ur public number one enemy!!!!

+moreeee hihihi (u know i had to scream into ur asks) nb jk took his shirt off n proceeded to act like he didn’t intentionally moved closer to oc sleeping like hmmm don’t make that face ik u want her!

nb jungkook you have redeemed yourself on this chapter the republic nation of awrkive welcomes you back in