#PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS ... ITTY BITTY GENDER SPACE.
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widowshill · 1 month ago
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the people aren't ready to hear this but angelique arbitrarily picking quentin to decide to be in love with out of nowhere, bewitching roger into marriage and then absolutely not wanting him to touch her, and constantly pursuing men's (chiefly barn's) attention only when it's clear he doesn't want her, is soooo comp het of her.
#good luck babe!#the one exception i can think of where she genuinely seems to enjoy physical affection with men is when she's#enthralled joe. and joe is more like a really clingy; very pretty jelly donut in that situation.#in leviathans she's more or less happy with sky who does seem to want her.#but i would strongly argue that what angelique *wants* is the social position of a Wife —#as opposed to being interested in any given man himself.#and there's something really fascinating about the difference between her and julia there; even though ang possesses way more power#(and is theoretically not bound by human gendered/sexual structures of power)#julia found her position (and significant influence!) via her own intellect and career; her want for barnabas is tremendously personal —#not socioeconomic; not needing to be Established in the world as a wife to move through it or find meaning.#(and i realize i'm going against most barnjules shippers here but i do think julia would prefer to be known as Dr. Hoffman infinitely more#than becoming yet another anonymous Mrs. Collins)#but angelique is so different. for her (over and over and over again) finding her place in the human world as a woman means#becoming someone's Wife. whether or not she wants them! and i'd argue she usually doesn't. not like she thinks she does.#and this is sort of only a footnote; but even the ploy to get roger — enrolling as a student in the college in rockport —#is only a Very Temporary ruse to get into position as Mrs. Collins. academic knowledge like julia's; or establishing herself#institutionally doesn't even seem to make a blip on her radar.#feminine identity for ang is Only contained absolutely in the marriage contract#— which the show is pretty explicitly; emphatically against!#julia is the hero to root for (narratively and romantically) and ang the unquestioned antagonist (most of the time)#and her marriage plots are shown as devious and unwanted; even when they're not to the level of brainwashing and drugging roger.#but. man. fascinating. just Fascinating the way ang interacts with sex and gender.#phenomenal cosmic powers ... itty bitty gender space.
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jeanjauthor · 5 months ago
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" Being a good ally sometimes means guarding the closet door. "
Well, Robin did know about PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER combined with an itty-bitty living space.
So of course he's going to guard that phenomenal power & its itty bitty living space.
...Yes. Yes, I did just imply that transgender folks have phenomenal cosmic power. Y'all get to live your life from more than one point on the gender spectrum! That gives you phenomenal, cosmic understanding, and that is a massive power!
Also, a reminder that the gender spectrum isn't a line, it's a T-graph. This graph says Sexuality, but it also refers to Romance Inclination types AND GENDER TYPES.
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For gender type, simply replace, "you like fe/males" with "you like being fe/male", etc, and replace "(high/low libido end of things)" with "(high/low presentation end of things.)"
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I love finding out new things about Saint Robin Williams
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bumblingseabiscuit · 6 years ago
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Thing RP Partners Should Know!
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Like to be called: Mint / Minty
Gender: cis-female
One thing you should know about me: I am a mermaid and I always use this answer to cheat this question!
One thing you should know about my character: Sunsgerel: @monkhsuns Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space. Hoshichou: @kintsukuroi-memoir Does a future seeing. Simi: @of-broken-grace Much fashion, such mom-ing. I have more but we’ll leave this at those three for now.
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Disney Prompt List
As promised, here is the mobile version! 
Here are all of my Disney prompts (so far). If you would like to request one, please send in the movie/theme and the number you want with the pairing you want. For example, “Bucky Barnes x reader, Aladdin #3.” If you want something more specific included in it, please include that in your ask. For example, “Bucky Barnes x reader, Aladdin #3, where they both get kidnapped by Hydra)
I tried to make the prompts gender neutral(ish) but I may have missed a couple. If some of them say he/her it can be changed around when writing, so it doesn’t have to be exactly accurate to what’s written. If you have any questions or request, please let me know!
I haven’t finished all of the movies, so if you see a name crossed off it’s because I haven’t gotten to it yet. I will update as I do. But feel free to request something that isn’t finished yet if you want!
If you have any questions, or ideas for other prompts, just let me know! Happy requesting! I know there’s a lot, so send a few in, but try to mix up characters! :)
Real World Disney Adventures:
Going to Disney World/Land for the first time
Disney World/Land proposal
Person A showing person B their favorite Disney movie (pls include film)
Singing a Disney duet together (bonus points if it’s gender reversed)
DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON
Running a Disney marathon together
“How can you hate ___ ride?! It’s the best!” (pls include ride)
“You can’t make everything Mickey shaped” “WATCH ME”
Meeting your favorite character at the parks
Wearing any of the princesses’ outfits (Because they’re pretty, THAT’S WHY!)
Aladdin:
“Who disturbs my slumber?”
“You’re only in trouble if you get caught . . . I’m in trouble!”
“If I were as rich as you I could afford some manners.”
“If I do marry, I want it to be for love.”
“Well, you do kind of stand out.”
“Do you trust me?”
“That two faced son of a jackal!”
“I must have hit my head harder than I thought.”
“You ain’t never had a friend like me.”
“I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone else.”
“Phenomenal cosmic power! Itty-bitty living space.”
“He/She’s got these eyes … and his/her hair! And his/her smile … ah”
“But you’re so old!”
“That’s something I pride myself on, I’m a excellent judge of character.”
“I am not a prize to be won!”
“Tell her/him the truth!”
“I can show you the world.”
“Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”
“Did you think I was stupid? That I wouldn’t figure it out?”
“I’m getting kind of fond of you. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.”
“You’re speechless, I see. A lovely quality in a wife!”
“Read my lips and come to grips with reality.”
“I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.”
“He’s a little punch drunk.”
“You’re not gonna find another girl/guy like her/him in a million years.”
“I gotta stop pretending to be something I’m not.”
“You’re free.”
“I choose you.”
Alice in Wonderland:
“Curiouser and curiouser …”
“Oh dear, I do wish I hadn’t cried so much.”
“Never a beginning, there can never be a stop.”
“I’ve changed so many times since this morning.”
“Most everyone is mad here.”
“A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!”
“Something seems to be troubling you, won’t you tell us all about it?”
“Those are the things that upset me!”
“If you don’t think you shouldn’t talk.”
“I have an excellent idea! Let’s change the subject.”
“When I get home I shall write a book about this place.”
“I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it.”
“Do you want us both to lose our heads?”
“What do you know?” “Nothing!” “Nothing whatever?” “Nothing whatever!” “That’s very important!”
“OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!”
The Aristocats:
“You’re going to be as beautiful as your mother/father.”
“Females never fight fair.”
“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them.”
“How romantic!!”
“Haven’t we met before?” “And I’m so glad that we did.”
“I’m not exactly her/his husband/wife.” “Well either you are or you aren’t.” “Alright, I’m not.”
“And when we needed you, you were right there.”
“Well I guess you know best, but I’m gonna miss you baby.”
Atlantis: The Lost Empire:
“How did you get in here?” “I came down the chimney, ho, ho, HO!”
“Excuse me, you drop your, um, dynamite.”
“I used to take lunch money from guys like this.”
“I swim pretty girl, um, pretty good.”
“I know! Why don’t you translate, and I’ll wave the gun around!”
“Come on, we better make sure they don’t hurt themselves.”
“Do you have any suggestions?” “Yeah, don’t get shot!”
“I have to hand it to you, you’re a bigger pain in the neck than I thought possible.”
Bambi:
“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”
“You can call me a flower if you want to.”
“You’re a little wobbly, aren’t you?“
“Faster! Don’t look back! Keep running!”
“They’re twitterpated.”
“Well it’s not going to happen to me.” (About falling in love)
“______ ought to be proud.”
Beauty and the Beast:
“For who could ever learn to love a beast?”
“But you’ve read it twice!” “Well it’s my favorite…” (include fave book)
“If you like it all that much it’s yours!”
“No beast alive stands a chance against you, and no girl for that matter.”
“I’m making plans to woo and marry _____.”
“YOU MUST CONTROL YOUR TEMPER!”
“Flabby, fat, and lazy then you walked in and oopsie daisy!”
“I’ve never felt this way about anyone before.”
“I want to do something for her. But what?” “Well there’s the usual, flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…”
PERSON A GIVING PERSON B AN ACTUAL LIBRARY
“Perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before.”
“You look so, so...” “Stupid.”
Person A reading person B their favorite story
“Take it with you. So you’ll always have a way to look back and remember me.”
“I let her go.” “Why?” “Because I love her.”
“He’s no monster, _____, you are!”
“Did you honestly think she’d want you, when she had someone like me?!”
“At least I got to see you one last time.”
“Please, please, please don’t leave me. I love you.”
Beauty and the Beast (2017):
“It’s about two lovers in fair Verona.” “Sounds boring.”
“You’re so … athletically inclined.”
“It’s never gonna happen, ladies.”
“Wonderful book you’ve got there.” “Have you read it?” “No, but … books.”
“It’s the ones who play hard to get that are always the sweetest prey.”
“Please just tell me one more thing about them.”
“We could never make each other happy.”
“Everything I am is because of you.”
“I will never marry you, ________.”
“I’ve found that most troubles seem less troubling after a bracing cup of tea.”
“You really want to marry into this family?”
“ Not until my whole life is done will I ever leave you.”
“Days in the sun will return, we must believe as lovers do, that days in the sun will come shining through.”
“Was that a joke? Are you making jokes now?”
“You’re too good for her/him, anyway!”
“I am not a beast.”
“How would you feel about growing a beard?”
Big Hero 6:
“Nothing! No ideas! Useless, washed up brain!”
“Stop whining. Woman up!”
“My family! I love my family!”
“I am not fast.”
“He/She/They should have lived a long life.”
“Why are you stopped?” “The light’s red!” “There are no red lights in a car chase!”
“My brain hates my eyes for seeing this.”
“He/She went in there to save you.” “That was his/her mistake.”
“This is not what _______ would have wanted.”
“I’m not giving up on you. You don’t understand this yet, but people need you.”
The Black Cauldron:
“That black-hearted devil!”
“I know you want your breakfast, but right now thinking is important!”
“I’m not afraid of _____.” “Then you are a fool.”
“What are you doing here?” “I came back to be your friend.”
“Why do you have to judge every word I say?”
“Oh good you’re safe!” “Well of course-”
“How dare you take his/her side!”
“You love struck witch!”
“I’ll never forgive you for this. Never!”
“You have lots of friends. I don’t have any.”
Someone forcing Person A and Person B to (finally) kiss. (Gurgi inspired prompt.)
Bolt:
“It’s alright tough guy, you got them all.”
“I wanna take him/her home this weekend.”
“You’re a degenerate creature of darkness.” “Yeah, granted.”
“I eat danger for breakfast.” “Are you hungry?” “Starving.”
“I swear, it’s like I work with toddlers.”
Brave:
“No weapons on the table!”
Having people compete in games for your hand in marriage. You decide to compete for yourself. (AKA Brave AU)
“It’s marriage, it’s not the end of the world!”
“Are you willing to pay the price your freedom costs?”
“I’ll always be right here.”
“There’s no one to blame but me. I know now that I need to mend my mistake.”
“Let them win his/her heart, before they win his/her hand.”
“I did this to you, to us.”
“You have always been there for me. You’ve never given up on me.”
“Our fate lives in us, you only have to be brave enough to see it.”
Brother Bear:
“One thing always changes into another.”
“Come here, loverboy.”
*Person A wakes up* Person B: “So you’ve decided to join the living.”
*Arguing* “Big nose! …sorry.” “You went too far that time.”
“How about no? No talking.” “Okay, then I’ll sing!”
“Wake up!” “Two more months, mom.”
Faking a Canadian accent and adding “eh” to the end of everything
“This year, I lost ___” “Quit telling everyone I’m dead!” “Sometimes I can still hear their voice…”
A Bug’s Life:
“You’re weird, but I like you.”
“If I hadn’t promised not to kill you, I would have killed you.” “Believe me, no one appreciates that more than me.”
"I only got 24 hours to live, and I’m not gonna waste it here!“
“The circus! The circus! I love the circus!”
“Come on, you can rub lotion on me later.”
Cars:
“I eat losers for breakfast - breakfast, maybe I should have had breakfast.”
“That’s really embarrassing, but I wouldn’t worry about it - cause I didn’t do it! Hah!”
“I haven’t gone this fast in years. I’m gonna blow a gasket or something.”
“I create feelings in others that even they don’t understand.”
“Oh _____’s just a little bit shy, and hates you for killing their flowers.”
“Even here in Hillbilly Hell we have standards.”
“You’re in love with _____! You’re in love with _____! You love them! You love them! You love them!”
“I knew it! I knew I made a good choice!” “In what?” “My best friend.”
“They quit on me.”
“Best for everyone? Or best for you?”
“I didn’t get to say goodbye.”
Cinderella:
“Just learn to like cats.”
“Hmm, there must be something good about them.”
“And I’m so eligible!”
“Even miracles take a little time.”
“Don’t you think my dress-” “Yes it’s very- Good Heavens, child!”
“The young prince bowing to the assembly. Suddenly, he stops. He looks up. For lo… there she stands. The girl of his dreams. Who she is or whence she came, he knows not, nor does he care, for his heart tells him that here, here is the maid predestined to be his bride.”
“So this is love? This is what makes life divine.”
Having to leave at midnight, and not being able to tell the other how they felt ( AKA Cinderella AU)
Person A leaving behind _____ and person B trying to get in back to them (AKA the Cinderella Story AU)
Cinderella (2015):
“When I am king, you shall be queen.”
“Have courage and be kind.”
“Where there is kindness there is goodness, and where there is goodness, there is magic.”
“I must go very soon, my love. Will you forgive me?” “Of course I forgive you.”
“If you’re worried about telling me, you mustn’t be, if it will lead to your happiness.”
“I’m not alone, I’m with you.”
“Just because it’s what done, doesn’t mean it should be done.”
“I shall trick him/her into loving me!”
“They’re all looking at you.” “Believe me, they’re all looking at you.”
“Surely you have a right to your own heart.”
“I have never shown this place to anyone.” “A secret garden!”
“This is perhaps the greatest risk any of us will ever take - to be seen as we truly are.”
“Are you ready?” “For anything, as long as it’s with you.”
Dinosaur:
Dumbo:
“You better look out for Mr. Stork.”
“There they go without a friend in the world.”
“You like to pick on little guys, why don’t you pick on me!”
“Baby mine, don’t you cry.”
“Rest your head, close to my heart.”
The Emperor’s New Groove:
“You threw off my groove!”
“Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess, you have a great personality.”
“What’s he babbling about? He’s like that thing that wouldn’t shut up.”
“It is no concern of mine whether your family has… what was it again?” “Uh, food.”
“No touchy!”
“I’ll turn him into a flea, and then put him in a box, and then put that box in another box. Then I’ll mail it to myself and CRUSH HIM.”
“Oh right, the poison. The poison for _____. The poison chosen especially for ____. _____’s poison.”
“This story is about me, not him.”
“Maybe I’m new to this rescuing thing, but this to me, seems like a step backwards.”
After CPR, “For the last time, it was not a kiss!”
“Thanks, my wife made it.” “She knits?” “No, crochets.” “Nice!”
“Come on, ______, no one lives forever.”
Enchanted:
“I’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss.”
“Lips are the only thing that touch.”
“We shall be married in the morning!”
Having to walk around New York in your giant wedding gown. (It’s raining, too.)
“Is this a big habit of yours, falling off stuff?”
“I wish you every happiness.”
“How does she/he know you love her/him?”
“I knew it was you.”
“Over my dead body.” “Alright, I’m flexible.”
“I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?”
Finding Dory:
“Would you ever forget me?”
“The only reason to travel in the first place, is so you never have to travel again.”
“Please help me find my family.”
“Off! Off! Off!”
“‘I’m fine, how are you?’ ‘I’m fine, too!’ New’s flash, no one’s fine!”
“Caution, joker at work!”
CUDDLE PARTY!
“______, ______, ______, don’t you dare be sorry!”
“Suck it, bipeds!”
“I’m gonna ask you to do something crazy!” “I’m okay with crazy.”
Finding Nemo:
“Shh, you’re gonna wake the kids.”
“You think you can do these things, but you just can’t!”
“He/She touched the butt.”
“Can you help me?” “No, you got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.”
“We want you in our club, kid.”
“You mean you don’t like me?” “No, it’s because I like you that I don’t want to be with you.”
“Just keep swimming.”
“Next stop, knowledge!”
The Fox and the Hound:
“I’m not going to be so lonesome anymore.”
“I just can’t stay angry with you, you little imp.”
“We’ll always be friends forever.”
“Why you blasted female!”
“Watch it, it’s loaded!” *shoots up at the sky* “Now it’s not loaded!”
“I just wanted to say goodbye to ______, but I’m too late.”
“Forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”
“Yet from your sadness our happiness grew.”
“Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end, but in my heart is the memory, and there you’ll always be.”
“After last night nothing looks beautiful.” *Looks at Person A* “Wow!”
“There’s something really familiar about those eyes.”
Frozen:
“Go to sleep.” “I can’t. The sky’s awake, so I’m awake!”
“Cuties! I’m gonna keep you!”
“I’m right out here for you. Just let me in. We only have each other.”
“Don’t know if I’m elated or gassy, but I’m somewhere in that zone.”
“I can’t wait to meet everyone! GASP! What if I meet the one?”
“This is awkward. Not you’re awkward, but just cause we’re- I’m awkward, you’re gorgeous. Wait what?”
“You look beautiful.” “Thank you, you look beautifuller!”
“If you swoon, let me know! I’ll catch you!”
“Your physique helps I’m sure!”
Sock sliding through a place you shouldn’t (A la Hans and Anna)
“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?” “Can I say something even crazier? Yes!”
“Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.”
“Catch! *jumps into arms* Thanks, that was like a crazy trust exercise!”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty pants, just calm down!”
“You tell me when, I’m ready, I was born ready!” “Calm down, crazy.”
“Well that happened.”
“Do me a favor, grab my butt.”
“Does it look bad?” “… No” “You hesitated.”
“Because I love you ____, I insist you run!”
THEY’RE JUST A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER
“Let’s go kiss ____! Who is this ____?!”
“Don’t you see? I can’t.”
“Oh, ____ if only there was someone who loved you.”
“Some people are worth melting for.”
“I don’t even know what love is.” “That’s okay, I do.”
Person A dragging Person B around with a blindfold on, and running them into a pole.
“I could kiss you! I could, I mean I’d like to. I’d- May I? We me? May we? Wait what?”
The Good Dinosaur:
“You’re a papa.” “And you’re a momma.”
“Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side.”
“I’m not like you.” “You’re me and more.”
“If you’re not scared, you aren’t alive.”
“You’re alive? I can’t believe it! It’s you!”
A Goofy Movie:
“What if the neighbors see us?”
“Well I was sorta, kinda thinking, that I’d love to.”
“I told you men are easy to deal with.”
“Getting there is half the fun.”
“Deal.” *Reaches out hand to shake on it, other person kisses you*
The Great Mouse Detective:
“You made this just for me?”
“I won’t be a part of this evil any longer!”
“I would spend many a sleepless nights if something unfortunate were to befall her/him/them.”
“There’s always a chance as long as one can think.”
“You have been hanging upside down too long.”
“You delightful little maniac.”
“I feel utterly ridiculous.” “Don’t be absurd you look perfect.”
“No one could have a higher opinion of you than I do, and I think you’re a slimy, contemptible sewer rat.”
Hercules:
“I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle it. Have a nice day”
“So did they give you a name with all of those rippling pectorals?”
“Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”
“You’ve gotta admit, that was pretty heroic.”
“It’s alright, the sea of raging hormones has ebbed.”
“When I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone.”
“Sometimes it’s better to be alone, no one can hurt you.”
“At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.”
“He would never do anything to hurt me.” “He’s a guy!”
Person A is Person B’s only weakness
“If you face him, you’ll die.” “There are worse things.”
“People do crazy things when they’re in love.”
“Are you always this articulate?”
“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
“A life without _____, even an immortal life, would be empty.”
Home on the Range:
“Yeah, they’re real. Quit staring!”
“You go before I start using words no proper person should ever use.”
“You know how I get about overly emotional displays.”
“You were sleep fighting again.”
“I’m old, but I’m not that old.”
“Don’t embarrass me in front of my partner.”
“Do you ride him/her/them on odd days or even?”
“Stay with me and you may begin to like the other side of the law.”
“You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts.”
The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
“As your friends and guardians, we insist you attend the festival.”
“Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.”
“Look at that disgusting display.” “Yes, sir!”
“You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help.”
“The only fool I see is you!”
“1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- So there’s ten of you and one of me. What’s a poor girl to do?”
“What a woman!”
“You son of a-” “Careful, we’re in a church.”
“Are you always this charming or am I just lucky?”
“You fight almost as well as a man.” “Funny, I was gonna say the same thing about you.”
“What do they have against people who are different anyway?”
“I ask for love I can’t possess.”
“He/She’s gotta love a guy/girl like you.”
“You’re either the craziest person I’ve ever met, or the bravest.”
“Why is it when we meet I always end up bleeding?”
“You’re lucky, that arrow almost pierced your heart.” “I’m not sure it didn’t.”
“You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.”
“She’s got her knight in shining armor, and it’s not me.”
“What makes a monster, and what makes a man?”
The Incredibles:
“Girl, I don’t even wanna know about your mild mannered alter ego, or anything like that.”
“Sometimes I think I’d just like a simple life. You know, relax a little and start a family.”
Fighting crime literally right before your wedding.
“Shut up, you little insect!”
“It’s okay kids, we’re just having a discussion.” “A pretty loud discussion.”
“I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.”
“NO CAPES!”
“You can’t count on anybody, especially your heroes.”
“Yes, mom/dad, I’m completely stupid.”
“We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead.”
“Get a grip or I will ground you for a month!”
“When the time comes, you’ll know what to do. It’s in your blood.”
“Next time you gamble, bet your own life.”
“Mom and Dad’s lives could be in danger, or worse, their marriage.”
“Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep!”
“Don’t touch my sister/brother!”
“You married _____ and got busy!”
“Greater good? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”
“I can’t lose you again!”
“I like movies, I’ll buy the popcorn.”
Inside Out:
“What did we do to deserve you?”
“When I’m through, the other people will look at their own outfits and barf.”
“You could get lost in there.” “Think positive!” “I’m positive you will get lost in there!”
“I’m too sad to walk, just give me a few hours.”
“I would die for ______.”
“I just wanted Person A to be happy.”
“Take her/him/them to the moon for me.”
“I miss home.”
The Jungle Book:
Lady and the Tramp:
Getting a literal puppy for Christmas!!! (Lady and the Tramp AU)
“Just for tonight.”
“I don’t imagine anything could take their place in our hearts.”
“Homewreckers! That’s what they are!” [Talking about babies]
“Hey, pidge, what are you doing on this side of the tracks?”
“Dogs don’t talk!” “He’s talking to me.” “Okay, he’s talking to you.”
“You’re too nice a girl to be in this place.”
“They’ve got their mothers eyes.” “But there’s a little bit of their father in them, too.”
Lilo and Stitch:
“Leave me alone to die.”
“Did you ever kill anyone?” “We’re getting off the subject.”
Practical Voodoo aka “My friends need to be punished.”
“People treat me different.” “They just don’t know what to say.”
“You rotten _____, your butt is crushing me!”
“I’m sorry I bit you, and pulled your hair, and punched your face.”
“This is your badness level. It’s unusual high for someone your size.”
“_____ is troubled. They need desserts!”
“She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.” “She thinks it’s fancy?”
“Be careful of the little angel!”
“I can’t sleep with him loose in the house.” “You’re loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!”
“Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten”
“Wanna listen to the king? You look like an Elvis fan.”
Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride (AKA learning how to surf)
“I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone who leaves.”
“I owe you one.” “That’s okay, you can just date me and we’ll call it even.”
“You’re vile! You’re foul! You’re flawed!” “Also cute and fluffy!”
“This is my family, I found all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”
The Lion King:
“What am I going to do with ___?” “They’d make a very handsome throw rug.”
“Before sunrise, he’s/she’s your son/daughter.”
“Forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.”
“Pinned ya!” “Pinned ya, again!”
“Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger!”
“You’re not scared of anything.” “I was today. I was scared of losing you.”
“Cause no one messes with your mom/dad!”
“Oh, it’s just you. We were afraid it was someone important!”
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“Come on, you gotta get up. We gotta go home.”
“Look at him! He’s so cute and all alone! Can we keep him?”
“I don’t wanna talk about it.” “Good, we don’t wanna hear about it!”
“Lie down before you hurt yourself.”
“When the world turns it back on you, you turn your back on the world.”
“What else matters? You’re alive!”
“You said you’d always be there for me! You’re not, and it’s all because of me.”
“He/She/They lives in you.”
“Remember who you are.”
“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.”
“The King/Queen has returned!”
“I finally got the sense knocked into me. And I’ve got the bump to prove it.”
The Little Mermaid:
Person A: “Salty sea hair, wind in your face, perfect day to be at sea.” Person B: *vomiting* “yes, perfect.”
“Shark! Shark! We’re gonna die!”
“You’ve got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair.”
“And now look at me, wasted away to practically nothing.”
“Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, and they walk all over you.”
Person A saving Person B from a ship wreck, and then Person A can’t find Person B again (AKA The Little Mermaid AU)
“Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strains on my blood pressure don’t you?”
“She’s out there somewhere, I just haven’t found her yet.”
“Run away with you? This is all so sudden!”
“Daddy, I love him!”
“Just imagine. You and your prince, together forever.”
“Don’t underestimate the importance of body language!”
“I lost my voice and I’m trying to tell you that I love you” (AKA The Little Mermaid AU #2)
“This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most embarrassing day of my life.”
“You gotta bat your eyes like this, you gotta pucker your lips like this.”
“You are hopeless, child. You know that? Completely hopeless.”
Wearing any of Ariel’s clothing. (BECAUSE IT’S PRETTY THAT’S WHY)
*horrible singing* “Someone should find that animal and put it out of its misery”
“Yes, you want her. Look at her you know you do.”
“What a lovely little bride I’ll make, my dear I’ll look divine.”
“Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important?”
“I lost her once, I’m not gonna lose her again.”
“You’ve got to get away from here.” “No, I won’t leave you.”
“Then I guess there’s just one problem left.” “What’s that?” “How much I’m going to miss ___”
Mary Poppins:
“I feel what’s to happen, all happened before.”
“Though we enjoy men individually, we can agree taht in a group they’re rather stupid.”
“Well it’s not exactly Buckingham Palace, still, it’s clean.”
“Practically perfect in every way.”
“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”
“You never think of pressing your advance.”
“A lady needn’t fear when you are here.”
“Anything for you, _______, you’re our favorite person.”
“Faster, my beauty, faster.”
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
“People who get their feet wet must learn to take their medicine.”
“I say there’s nothing like a good joke.” “And that was nothing like a good joke.”
“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear, I never explain anything.”
Meet the Robinsons:
“That’s what happens when you have a science geek for a roommate.”
“Knock ‘em dead! That was a figure of speech, please don’t kill anyone.”
“Go show them how special you are!”
“I propose a toast to _____ and his/her failure. May it lead to success in the future.”
“It’s bee a long hard day of turmoil and dinosaur fights.”
“Yes, thank you, we’ve established that.”
“Let’s see, take responsibility for my life or blame you? Let’s see, blame you wins!”
“I hate to foil your evil plan and run, but, ta ta!”
“You just focused on the bad stuff, when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward.”
“I’m always right. Even when I’m wrong I’m right.”
Moana:
“____, that voice inside is who you are.”
“He/She couldn’t save ______, he/she’s hoping to save you.”
“Every turn I take, every trail I track, every path I take, every road leads back, to the place I know where I can not go. Where I long to be.”
“I can’t leave you.” “There is no place you can go that I won’t be with you.”
“I know it’s a lot, the hair, the bod.”
“I could watch that all day.”
“If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you are a princess.”
“That is literally the nicest thing you have ever said to me.”
“I’m not killing myself so you can prove you’re something you’re not.”
“The call isn’t out there at all, it’s inside me.”
“I will carry you here in my heart. You remind me that come what may, I know the way.”
“This is not who you are. You know who you are.”
“It suits you.”
Monsters Inc.:
“Hey genius, wanna know why I bought the car?” “Not really.” “To drive it.” “Come on, you could use the exercise.”
“I’m so romantic, some times I think I should just marry myself.”
“I’m watching you, ______, always watching!”
“It’s my professional opinion that now is the time to panic!”
“Actually, uh, that’s my cousin’s sister’s daughter.”
“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-”
“First of all it’s cretin, if you’re gonna threaten me do it correctly.”
Calling each other ‘googlie bear’ and schmootsie-poo’
Monsters University:
“Woo-hoo the hot coco train is coming through! Next stop, you!”
Sleep talking: “I know you’re a princess and I’m just a stable boy-”
“I can’t go back to jail!”
“I know how you feel.” “Don’t do that! Please don’t do that! You do not know how I feel!”
Mulan:
“Bring my family honor and glory.”
“This is your chance to prove yourself.”
“I will never pass for a perfect bride/groom.”
“If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.”
“Do I look like a sucker to you? What do you mean a loser?!”
“We have to work on your people skills.”
“Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!”
“My little baby, off to destroy people.”
“Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?”
“I never want to see a naked man again.”
“A girl/boy/person worth fighting for.”
“You can guess what we have missed the most, since we went off to war!”
“Stand aside, that creature is not worth protecting!”
“She’s a woman, she’ll never be worth anything!” “You pompous-”
“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.”
“Would you like to stay for dinner?” “Would you like to stay forever?”
The Nightmare Before Christmas:
“Great _______, everyone.” “Yes, it was absolutely horrible.”
“You’re a witch’s fondest dream!”
“Something’s up with ____. Don’t know if we’ll ever get him/her/them back.”
“This year, Christmas will be OURS!”
“The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief.” “And I though you didn’t like me.”
“And leave that no good (Person A) out of it!”
“You don’t look like yourself. Not at all.”
“Well, well, well, what have we here?”
“Oh, brother, you’re something! You put me in a spin!”
“I’m ______ and you ain’t going nowhere.”
“There’s something in the wind that feels like tragedy’s at hand.”
“And does he notice my feelings for him? And will he see how much he means to me? I think it’s not to be.”
“And will we ever end up together? No I think not. It’s never to become for I am not the one.”
“Are you a gambling man? Let’s play!”
“I’d listen to her! She’s the only one who makes sense around this insane asylum!”
“We’re simply meant to be.”
Oliver & Company:
One Hundred and One Dalmatians:
“Our dogs just ran after each other and now we’re tangled together and wow you have nice eyes and shoot now we’re in a river” (AKA the cutest story ever)
“How are you?” “Miserable as usual. Perfectly wretched.”
“Oh, _____, you are an idiot!” (With love)
“She/He’s even greater than dad/mom!” “No one’s better than dad/mom.”
“I’m so hungry I could eat a whole elephant.”
“They say the old place is haunted or bewitched.”
“We’ll have a dalmatian plantation”
Peter Pan:
“Poor ______!” “Poor ______?!?”
“And sooner or later, people have to grow up.”
“But I don’t want to grow up!”
“Girls talk too much!”
“Second star to the right and straight on till morning.”
“When there’s a smile in your heart, there’s no better time to start.”
“Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza. Not in good form!”
“You’re banished forever!” “Oh please not forever!” “Fine, then a week.”
“You dare to come near me again-”
“We were only trying to drown her.”
“This ain’t no place for a respectable pirate.”
“A jealous female can be tricked into anything.”
“Your mother and mine.”
“I wanna see my mother/father.”
“Don’t you understand you mean more to me than anything in this whole world.”
“I have the strangest feeling I’ve seen that ship before.”
Pinocchio:
“When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.”
“Always let your conscience be your guide.”
“I’ve got no strings to pull me down.”
“What does an actor need with a conscience anyway?”
“It will take a miracle to get us out of here.”
“A vacation on pleasure island.”
“Being bad’s a lot of fun, ain’t it?”
“What does he think I look like, a jackass?”
“Why are you crying?” “Because you’re dead.” “No I’m not.”
Pocahontas:
“I’m not about to let you boys have all the fun.”
“Man overboard!” *Falls into the ocean* “Hang on, ______, I got you.”
“I’ve seen hundreds of new worlds, what could possibly be different about this one?”
“Seeing you gives me great joy.”
“But he/she’s so … serious.”
“Should I choose the smoothest course? Should I marry _____? Is all my dreaming at an end?”
“What is my path? How am I ever going to find it?”
“He/She has a good soul, and handsome, too!” “Oh I like her/him.”
“I shouldn’t be seeing him/her again. I mean I want to see him/her again.” “Who wouldn’t? I want to see him/her again.”
“I could have killed you.” “Not like that you won’t, keep both eyes open.”
“I lied for you once, don’t ask me to do it again.”
“_______, please, you’re my best friend, I don’t want you to get hurt.”
“You killed him/her.”
“I’ve gotten out of worse scrapes than this. Can’t think of any right now, but-”
“It would have been better if we never met. None of this would have happened.“ ”_____, look at me. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years never knowing you.”
“I can’t leave you.” “You never will. No mater what happens to me, you’ll always be with me. Forever.”
“Please don’t let it be too late.”
POOH
The Princess and the Frog:
“We’re all going out dancing tonight. Care to join us?”
“Well keep ‘em coming until I pass out.”
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
“There’s been trials and tribulations, you know I’ve had my share.”
“I’ve been looking for you everywhere!” “What a coincidence, I have been avoiding you everywhere!”
“For someone who cannot see their feet, you’re very light on them.”
“You do have a soul, don’t you, _______?”
“When a woman says later, she really means not ever.”
“There are plenty of young ladies waiting for you to waltz them into a stupor.”
“Aren’t you just as pretty as a magnolia in May.”
“I reckon you want a kiss?” “Kissing would be nice, yes.”
“You know, if you’re going to let everything bother you, it’s going to be a very long night!”
“Do not kiss her/him.”
“Life is short, when you’re done you’re done. We’re on this earth to have some fun.”
“We’re going to have ourselves a Mardi Gras wedding!”
“Ooh, girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away!”
“I’ve never danced.” (AKA I’ll teach you how to dance.)
“I will do whatever it takes to make your dreams come true, because I love you.”
“You minced.” “I did!”
“I admit it was a charmed life until the day my parents cut me off. And suddenly I realized, I don’t know how to do anything.”
“I have been with thousands of women…. No. Like two, three, just other women.”
“My dream wouldn’t be complete without you in it.”
“You just kissed yourself a princess!” “And, I’m about to do it again!”
Ratatouille:
The Rescuers:
“Rescue me.”
“I just can’t believe that _______ would run away.”
“Someone’s waiting for you.”
“I can go by myself, thank you!”
“He/She’s utterly mad!”
“_______ comes with me. I’m quite attached to him/her.”
Robin Hood:
“Oh she/he’s so handsome, just like her/his reward posters.”
“I’m scared of ___, he’s cranky.”
“An outlaw for an in-law.”
“Hey remember me, we were kids together. Will you marry me?”
“Be gone, long one!”
“My dear emotional lady why should I?” “Because I love him.”
“_____, my darling, I love you more than life itself.”
Sleeping Beauty:
“We’ve met before” “We have?” “Yes, once upon a dream.”
Person A waking person B from a sleep/coma/etc by kissing them
“She’s in love.” “Oh no this is terrible.”
“It looks awful.” “That’s because it’s on you dear.”
“They say if you dream a thing more than once, it’s sure to come true.”
“Why doesn’t your daughter like my son?!”
“You think you could defeat me? Me?! The mistress of all evil!”
“I just love happy endings!”
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:
“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”
“One love that has possessed me.”
“Just whistle while you work.”
“She/he’s beautiful! Just like an angel.”
“Someday my prince/princess will come.”
“We’ll be happy forever, I know.”
“You’ll sleep in my bed.”
“Why, ____, you do care!”
“Yes. One bite and all your dreams will come true.” (AKA the poison apple au)
The Sword in the Stone:
“No one could decide who was rightful heir to the throne.”
“Everybody’s got problems. The world is full of problems.”
“Just because you can’t understand something, doesn’t mean it’s wrong.”
“Out smart the big brute!”
“You see I’m an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!”
“That love business is a powerful thing.”
“They might even make a motion picture about you.”
Tangled:
“This is the story of how I died …”
“Flower gleam and glow . . .” (AKA magic hair AU)
“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.”
“I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through you can’t trust me.”
“I know why you’re here and I’m not afraid of you.”
“I know not who you are, or how I came to find you, but can I just say, hi!”
“I have made the decision to trust you.” “A horrible decision really.”
“Here comes the smolder.”
“I can’t believe I did this! I can’t believe I did this.”
“Best day ever!”
“Give me back my guy!”
“Who’s that?” “They don’t like me.” “Who’s that?” “They don’t like me either.” “Who’s that?” “Let’s just assume that everyone here doesn’t like me.”
“A fake reputation is all a man has.”
“I think he/she likes me.”
“If he’s such a dreamboat, put him to the test.”
“Are you tired from chasing the bad man all day?”
“All at once, everything looks different, know that I see you.”
“Where will you go? He/She/They won’t be there for you.”
“Frying pans! Who knew, right?”
“If you let me save him/her/them, I will go with you.”
“I can’t let you do this.” “I can’t let you die.”
“You were my new dream.”
“Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine.”
“Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for (hair color)s?”
“After years and years of asking and asking, I finally said yes.” “Okay, I asked her.”
Tarzan:
“You’ll be in my heart always. Always.”
“Are you sure this water is sanitary? It looks questionable to me.”
“He’s alive! He’s alive- You idiot! You nearly gave me a heart attack!”
*About to scare person A* “Don’t even think about it.”
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.”
“Person A has to stay with Person B. Person A, stay.”
“No matter where I go, you will always be my _____.”
“I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation!”
“You came back?” “I came home.”
*Jumping off a boat and then running into the arms of the other person to tackle them in the water*
Toy Story:
“You’ve got a friend in me.”
“Howdy, little lady.”
“Go on without me. Just go!”
“There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.”
“The word I’m searching for I can’t say because there are preschool toys around.”
“That wasn’t flying, that was falling with style.”
“This is the perfect time to panic!”
“To infinity, and beyond!”
“There’s gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.”
Toy Story 2:
“I’m sorry, but toys don’t last forever.”
“Aww, _____, you’re worth more than that.”
“Why don’t you watch where you’re going, God-spilla.”
“It’s you! It’s you! It is you!” “Please stop saying that.”
“Why the prodigal son has returned.”
“This is for _____ when you find them.” *kisses cheek* “Alright, but I don’t think it will mean the same coming from me.”
“Don’t think just because you’re a girl that I’ll go easy on  you!”
“When he/she loved me …”
“None of them will ever love you the way I do.”
“Hey! No one does that to my friend!”
Toy Story 3:
“Reach for the sky!”
“He/She held me, they actually held me!”
“It’s the perfect time to be hysterical!”
“First thing you’ve gotta know about me, I’m a hugger.”
“I’m sorry, _______, they broke me.”
“You would not believe what I have been through tonight.”
“I wish I could always be with you.” “You will be.”
“So long, partner.”
Treasure Planet:
“They’re so adorable at that age.” “Ah yes, deplorable - ahem adorable.”
“You know what they say, familiarity breeds contempt, uh well but in this case-”
*After showering compliments* “Oh shut up, you know I don’t mean a word of it.”
“You give up a few things chasing a dream.”
“That’s more fun than I ever want to have again.”
“You have wonderful eyes.” “She/he’s lost their mind!”
“You want the map? You’re taking me too.”
“I’m not leaving my _______, um, unless they look at me like that.”
“Just wait until your mother/father hears about this! Although we may play down the life threatening part.”
“Hey, you actually hugged me back.”
Up:
“Adventure is out there.”
“You don’t talk very much, I like you.”
“Cross your heart.”
“That one looks like a dog. Ah! It is a dog!”
“I have just met you and I love you.”
“I would be happy if you’d stop.”
“These people are no longer intruders, they are guests.”
“It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.”
“I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”
“Sorry about your house.”
Wall-e:
*Kissing each other and getting literal sparks*
“Define dancing.”
“I didn’t know we had a pool!”
“You just need someone to look after you.”
“I can’t just sit here and do nothing!”
“I don’t want to survive! I want to live!”
Only referring to each other by your first name, up until the point where you can’t hold it in anymore, and you confess your love. (AKA Wall-e AU)
Wreck it Ralph:
“You’re bad guy, but this doesn’t mean you’re a bad guy.”
“Thanks, Satan.”
“I am bad, and that’s good, I will never be good and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”
“Anything to declare?” “I hate you.” “I get that a lot.”
“It’s make your mamas proud time!”
“Flattery don’t charge these batteries.”
“Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?”
“Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper-baby?”
“Are they in there?” “No, lucky for them, or I would have slapped their corpse.”
“You’re a full on criminal, aren’t you?”
“Come on, a work of art like this must be signed.”
“And I bundle myself up like a little old homeless lady.”
“You are one dynamite gal.”
“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses! You hit a guy … with glasses.”
“I’m already happy, I’ve got the coolest friend in the world.”
Zootopia:
“Blood! Blood! Blood! And… death!”
“You ever know how we got to be so darn happy?” “No.” “Well we gave up on our dreams and settled. Right, hun?” “That’s right. We settled hard.”
“It’s great to have dreams as long as you don’t believe in them too much.”
“He was right about one thing: I don’t know when to quit.”
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” “And also bears.”
“When is there not a need for a taser?”
“I’m your new neighbor.” “Yeah well we’re loud. Don’t expect us to apologize about it.”
“Tomorrow’s another day!” “Yeah, but it might be worse.”
“Uncool, _____, my tax dollars pay your salary!”
“Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and your insipid dreams magically come true.”
“It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.”
“Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?” “It does. 100%.”
“Never let them see that they get to you.“
“I was small and emotionally unbalanced like you once.”
“If the world’s only gonna see me as shifty and untrustworthy, there’s no point in trying to be anything else.”
“You know, I think you’d actually make a very good cop.” “Ugh, how dare you.”
“I’d just like to say I’m sorry for how I behaved in my youth. I had a lot of self doubt that manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and aggression. I was a major jerk.”
“Alright get in here. You _____s are so emotional.”
“They offered me what I could refuse! …….Money!”
“They’re the opposite of friendly…… they’re unfriendly.”
“I implore you: try. Try to make the world a better place.”
“You know you love me.” “Do I know that? Yes. Yes I do.”
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#good luck babe!#the one exception i can think of where she genuinely seems to enjoy physical affection with men is when she's#enthralled joe. and joe is more like a really clingy; very pretty jelly donut in that situation.#in leviathans she's more or less happy with sky who does seem to want her.#but i would strongly argue that what angelique *wants* is the social position of a Wife —#as opposed to being interested in any given man himself.#and there's something really fascinating about the difference between her and julia there; even though ang possesses way more power#(and is theoretically not bound by human gendered/sexual structures of power)#julia found her position (and significant influence!) via her own intellect and career; her want for barnabas is tremendously personal —#not socioeconomic; not needing to be Established in the world as a wife to move through it or find meaning.#(and i realize i'm going against most barnjules shippers here but i do think julia would prefer to be known as Dr. Hoffman infinitely more#than becoming yet another anonymous Mrs. Collins)#but angelique is so different. for her (over and over and over again) finding her place in the human world as a woman means#becoming someone's Wife. whether or not she wants them! and i'd argue she usually doesn't. not like she thinks she does.#and this is sort of only a footnote; but even the ploy to get roger — enrolling as a student in the college in rockport —#is only a Very Temporary ruse to get into position as Mrs. Collins. academic knowledge like julia's; or establishing herself#institutionally doesn't even seem to make a blip on her radar.#feminine identity for ang is Only contained absolutely in the marriage contract#— which the show is pretty explicitly; emphatically against!#julia is the hero to root for (narratively and romantically) and ang the unquestioned antagonist (most of the time)#and her marriage plots are shown as devious and unwanted; even when they're not to the level of brainwashing and drugging roger.#but. man. fascinating. just Fascinating the way ang interacts with sex and gender.#phenomenal cosmic powers ... itty bitty gender space. (tags via @widowshill)
the people aren't ready to hear this but angelique arbitrarily picking quentin to decide to be in love with out of nowhere, bewitching roger into marriage and then absolutely not wanting him to touch her, and constantly pursuing men's (chiefly barn's) attention only when it's clear he doesn't want her, is soooo comp het of her.
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