#PHAT Cash

[prettylil3]

Throwing you a bone 😈

[cashordashdoesntmatter]

This was the best angle for the unveiling.

I also think the cameraman was distracted by it, and that’s why he nearly ran into Cash. 😂

[bbygrl-666]

sun kissed

[pitala]

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[mastercheeeks]

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[thelastevilregal]

Me and the roommate were tasked with writing the letter to her from the tooth fairy but I got banned from the project because I am underappreciated and no one respects my genius

My sister lost her tooth and so the tooth fairy came to drop off her money last night and there is glitter everywhere

[whimsijoy]

spencer reid saves his arachnophobic roommate from a spider in her room .•° ✿ °•.

wc: 1.2k

warnings: big phat spider, spider death (and kinda gross description of it)

a/n: hello!!! this is my first fic, ever!!!! please feel free to leave constructive criticism in my ask box 🤍. i fear that some of this may seem ooc for spencer, but…. ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

—

When Spencer comes home after a long, long trip at work, the last thing he expects to see is you sleeping on the couch. The main reason for this is because you have no reason to do so, unless you’ve decided to rent out the bedrooms for some extra cash.

While he understands that grad school is expensive, he didn’t think it was that expensive, and living with you for a few months has also disproved that point considering the fact that you don’t like public, or crowded places all that much. Okay, at all.

When he flicks on the light and your body on the couch is removed from the darkness that was the apartment, he can pinpoint the moment you’ve woken up, and then seemingly the reason you’ve decided to hunker down on the couch tonight. He watches your trapezius contract before you roll on to your back and stare at the ceiling with a only slightly angered look. It’s more of a squint, and a downturn of your lips.

Your eyes slide from staring at the olive green ceiling bathed in warm lighting over to the tall man standing by the loveseat. You force yourself up only a little too fast, your hands are quick to rub the half-sleep from your eyes.

“Hey.” You say shortly, but with no heat behind it. Almost like a huff of air became kind.

“Hello.” He returns, somehow softer. You figure it must be Jet-lag, or something of the sort. Flying for 6 hours straight could not have been fun, even if it is a private jet.

You finally finish rubbing at your eyes before making some kind of eye contact with him. You offer him a softer smile before your gaze shifts, then spaces out like you’ve just watched something horrible. You start absentmindedly cracking your back, your neck, then to your knuckles, and—

“Why’d you sleep out here tonight?” You hear from your place on the couch, an albeit cute, but scratchy throw blanket pooling at your hips and stretching down over your feet.

You take a second to come to your senses before stopping your motions, and interlocking your fingers to place on to your lap. You remember why, and your heart rate picks up just a smidge.

“Uhm…” You say, plastering a soft smile but not breaking your spaced gaze until after you probably should. You can’t tell if what you’re about to say is silly or pitiful. You figure it’s both, considering who you’re about to tell. A man who’s entire job pertains to death and figuring murderers out by just looking.

“There was a spider in my room.” You say under your breath as the soft part on your palm cradles the bump of your chin delicately. Your pinky finger just barely grazes your bottom lip as you look up and away from him.

There’s a formidable silence as your lips press into a thin line and your hand goes to the side of your neck, a self soothing thing if there ever was one.

Spencer, sensing your disquiet pipes up quickly as his hand goes to rest at the back of his neck.

“Arachnophobia, you know, being afraid of spiders—” You shudder only slightly at the word. You’ll blame the rickety furnace. “—Isn’t all that uncommon. Actually, it’s more present in females.”

“The more you know.” You mumble into the trembling hands cupping your cheeks. You try to crack your knuckles again but there hasn’t been enough time for more fluid to build up. You take a deep breath when you think of the size of that thing.

“Do you want me to go and.. take care of it?” He asks simultaneously while pulling off his dress shoe.

“Please.” You say nearly immediately. Any sooner and you would have cut him off.

You watch him round the corner, grab a paper towel off the roll, then open your bedroom door. You feel eternally grateful to your past self for keeping it fairly tidy. It’s likely that your bed is unmade and your shoes aren’t against the wall, but all of your weekly laundry is contained to its basket, and there’s not a lot of spaces the spider could have burrowed.

You hear a loud Thwack, mixed with a sickening crunch come from the wall that adjoins your bedroom to the kitchen. You feel a shiver build near your teeth before it ripples through your skin, your muscle, down to your knees.

You watch with wide eyes as he carries the crumpled up tissue out of your bedroom and towards the trash. You’d ask to confirm the death yourself if you didn’t think that it would make you sick. He shows you his empty hands and gives you a thin lipped smile, and you feel guilty so you return a wider one.

“That thing was huge, right?” You ask him, just to confirm your worries. You want to make sure that it wasn’t just the amount of pure adrenaline making it seem gargantuan.

“I mean, Y-Yeah— Usually the spiders that you would find in a home tend to be less than a quarter of an inch. That was probably some kind of giant house spider. That one looked to be about 4 inches wide, and the hair supports that too.” He says. You watch his gaze move from your eyes to the edge of the coffee table, and then eventually towards the ceiling, but not with any real focus to it. He’s just thinking as he talks, you figure.

Once his ramble is done he looks more down to you, and the fact that you look like you’ve just had an even worse time. You look nearly ill, and you quite feel it too. You can tell that he feels slightly guilty about the spider rant, considering. You would love to beg him to stay quiet, but he’s already opened his mouth.

“Also, the statistic that the average person eats 8 spiders a year in their sleep is completely untrue. If you sleep with your mouth closed, then there’s realistically no way for one to get in. Plus, if you sleep with your mouth open, your body would have to sense that there is something blocking your airways, not to mention the path of travel—”

“Spencer.” You said softly. “You just flew for what, 6 hours? How do you speak so many words? Jet-lag?” You ask him as kindly as you can when you brush hair away from your face.

All he does in response is let his body slink on to the couch, his back to the cushions as he kicks his mismatched sock clad feet rest on the coffee table in front of him. “Goodnight,” He says simply. You’d probably feel worse about essentially shutting him up, but you're so tired yourself. You match his position, throw the majority of the throw blanket on him.

Neither of you say anything when you find your head resting on his shoulder. Neither of you say anything about the abhorrent aches you’ll wake up with from sleeping in this position. You’re too tired for that. All you can do now is assure yourself that no spiders will crawl in your mouth when you sleep. Spencer already did that part.

[notmuchtoconceal]

Bro, going after people with real influence and power is haaaaaaard.

What if I realize I'm secretly in love with them and they reject me again?

My poor little old heart couldn't take it being spat on by another big-dicked corporate daddy who has real institutional backing.

Sociopathic manipulators could use their abilities for something useful, like pinning corporations and police against each other, but instead they sow division in their own families and communities.

[ntls-24722]

Domesticated crops! (and secret not-plants)

This post is more for me and actually putting to paper the things that the Bolur species would eat. I had more fun than I thought I would've.

cw? tw? for unsanitary mentions sorta

Going from top-to-right,

Land Barnacles

Exactly what they sound like. Did you know that Earth barnacles are arthropods? That they're crustaceans? I got inspo from that. Juveniles, like Earth barnacles, are mobile and have very inefficient, blanket-y wings that they will use to one day cement themselves onto the ground, hopefully next to another one of their barnacle colleagues for reproductive purposes. Their abdomens are actually folded so that their anuses are right next to their mouths, because like an aphid, they have a very sugary, liquidy waste that (alongside their floral-looking heads) brings in a lot of bugs for them to eat! When bugs try to feed on their waste, they use the remnants of their tube feet to grab them and eat them.

Zebrapeople cultivate land barnacles in order to drill holes right into their abdomens and harvest their honeydew sewage. It's like a gross version of drilling holes in maple trees for maple syrup. I imagine they view it kind of like hot dogs, so tasty but so grossly made...

Floor Climbers

They're these kind of "flatworms" that eat underwater plant growths and store them in their skin to be able to photosynthesize for themselves. Their blankety backsides is the part of them with the most, so they evolved to completely have that part of them be a solar panel blanket and just walk with their front.... well, they never had legs, but they now have "legs." They're handstanding everywhere

They're invasive little shits that reproduce like rabbits. They're introduced to small, usually music man-made bodies of water in order for them to completely take over, and for the music men to harvest. They're really chewy and savory if you cook them right. Might be a little poisonous if you undercook them, so it's better to burn your climbers than have them medium rare.

Bucca

THATS TUBER, BABY

They evolved that Phat Root in order to anchor themselves in the water. They have flowers at the base of their main stem for bugs that walk on water to pollinate, and to make sure they don't move around too much, their stem and leaves became super aerodynamic to the point it looks like a big red feather coming out of the water.

Amber Tree

MISNOMER. NOT A TREE. LAND CORAL! Sometimes called "cow sails" from the way its topmost "branches" and leaves just hang down over everything like a debu's sail does. Since its branches are thin, its limestone outer layer is at risk of breaking a lot, so it evolved this really thick sap so bugs don't try and take advantage of its downfall.

Except, well, Debu took advantage of its sap. It's a cash crop! Badlands Debu harvest its super thick, fast drying sap to kind of make instant-amber, dipping various things in it to make jewlery. Things like...

Thansum

Imagine if a sunflower, when it got pollinated, became a giant dandelion. That's thansum, the complimentary Debu cash crop to amber trees, which is the most popular thing to dip in its amber. But it's not just a Debu cash crop, it's also used to make paper and cloth for zebrapeople, mostly zebraelves. They crush its seedlings up and add water to make a thansum-meal out of it - if they use more seedling and dry it, it becomes paper. If they use more fluff, then it becomes cloth! Or they can eat thansum-meal straight up if they're desperate. It's not poisonous, but it's a very sad meal, don't eat thansum-meal

Spittle Berries

So, i've been excited to talk about this, because lemme tell you the more popular way that Bolur plants reproduce. Spittle berries are fruits, they are Bolur fruits, but bolur fruits are special - they are the flower, the leaf, and the fruit all at once. The method is that fruits are made through leaves, leaves that're inflated full of gametes covered in a soft shell (think like a pomegranate seed) and fruit "meat", which in turn also colors them a striking (ususally cool) color. When something eats a Bolur fruit, the soft shell that their sperm and eggs were covered in gets dissolved and they meet up together in the stomach. The gametes themselves are made of some gross, hard-to-digest material so that they remain unharmed, and so that they can become embryos by the time whatever ate it passes them through their system, right into some fresh fertilizer that they can grow out of. Spittle berries are the least interesting fruit in that it's just a fruit, but they're a perfect introductory fruit for the weirder ones, like:

Seeing-Squash

The only fruit actively being selected for cuteness! It's also a debu specific - the squash evolved to be eaten specifically by mountain cows since the shell their gametes are covered in are too tough to be digested by most other animal. So if a zebraperson wants to eat, they might want to take those out lest those bigass "seed" gametes gives them blockage.

It's less cuteness, but more "liveliness," if that makes any sense? Looking more and more like a little animal, a little dude. The eyes are getting bigger and the originally modest striping is becoming more exaggerated to look like a spitting monkey.

And finally,

Bempo

The only plant here to have a skeleton. It's the "shrub" version of a land coral where its base will have a dense limestone skeleton for its photosynthetic parts to pop out of, and soft pith to be protected underneath. Bempo actually takes forever to grow, because it takes years for it to build up its "pyramid" base. But when it does, then you are set, because fruit-bearing coral-shrubs like bempo have the shortest growth times for its fruit to the point where you can watch and hear the growth of its giant fruit plates that adorn the top of its base.

Those fruit plates also have a skeleton of their own, but it's only a single "bone," like if a plant had a baculum for its fruit.

[pitala]

What amazing ass worship clip 🔥dm $$

[fishys-still-writing-smut]

How did Danganronpa even got so popular in the first place? Did team Dangan used Mugi for ''closing'' some deals?~

Warning: Lewd Content Below

Do you know how many potential lawsuits arrive from a killing game involving real people? Somehow, even more than you're thinking.

However, Tsumugi was not just a dedicated super fan. She was willing to do whatever it took to convince the investors that Danganronpa x Ultimate Real Fiction was a project worth funding.

For instance, showing those old bastards how their dick would feel between the ultimate fashionista’s phat model ass cheeks. Or receiving a tittyfuck from the ultimate gamers double d cup breasts. From receiving personal sexual care from the ultimate nurse to sneaky taboo fucks from the ultimate detective, those rich fat perverts understood just how appealing real life ultimates could be through the power of Tsumugi’s cosplay. So they certainly don't mind throwing her some cash if they get a few ultimate sex toys to play around with.

Of course even after acquiring the money, Tsumugi still remains the whore of those disgusting men in suits, not because she has to, but because deep down she secretly loves it even more than Danganronpa!~

[angelloverde]

"Mo Soul" Player Playlist 4 December

The Winston Brothers - Free Ride

Morris Day - Last Night

Jkabel - Unconditional Love

Scone Cash Players - Brooklyn To Brooklin

G. Love - Mississippi

Dedicated Men Of Zion - The Devil Don't Like It

Bernard Allison - My Kinda Girl

Boulevards - Born In Carolina Mud

Bootsy Collins - The Power Of The One

G. Love Feat. Keb' Mo' - Go Crazy

Chris Grey & The BlueSpand - Mammas Mammalaid

Marcus Scott - Real Me

Miss Velvet & The Blue Wolf - Phat Blunt

Los Coast - Simplify

Bernard Fowler - Time Waits For No One

If you really want to enjoy music and help musicians and bands, buy their lp’s or cd’s and don’t download mp3 formats. There is nothing like good quality sound!!!

(Angel Lo Verde / Mo Soul)

[flushthethrone]

(Southern Vangard) Episode 368 - Southern Vangard Radio

BANG! @southernvangard #radio Ep368! Summer is in full swing - Doe and Meeks are here for every single second of it. A brand new bottle of Rowan’s Creek kicked off this weeks episode something lovely, you don’t want to miss this one. In other news, we hit Affiliate status on the Southern Vangard Twitch channel this week - make sure you show your appreciation for 8 years, 368 mix shows and over 250 interviews by subscribing. With that sub, you get some fly custom emotes designed by the one and only WHITE SAYED, and you support the best hip-hop mix show / podcast / Twitch stream on the planet. Yeah that’s right we still ya daddys and YOU WAAAAALCOME!!!!! #SmithsonianGrade #WeAreTheGard // southernvangard.com // @southernvangard on all platforms #undergroundhiphop #boombap #DJ #mixshow #interview #podcast #ATL #WORLDWIDE #RIPCOMBATJACK

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"Konnected" - 2 Eleven & T.F ft. Trizz

"Wind Parade" - J Scienide X Napoleon The Legend

"Yeah" - Rec Riddles & Capo

"Kami's Lookout" - Mvck Nyce

"Excuses (The Beatjunkie314 Remix)" - Edo. G & Mr. Skip

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"Money 2 Burn" - Substance810 & Observe ft. DJ Grazzhoppa

"Episodes" - Hus Kingpin & SmooVth (prod. Giallo Point)

"Special Sauce" - 2 Eleven & T.F ft. Roc Marciano

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"Flushing / Lefrak" - Royal Flush ft. N.O.R.E.

"Ice Man" - Hus Kingpin & SmooVth ft. M.A.V. & SageInfinite (prod. Macapella)

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"Mayor Of Bronzeville" - Waterr & Spanish Ran ft. Vic Spencer

"Ghostdrop" - DNTE & Hagakure

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"The Whole Leaf" - The F.O.G. (AOS & J Biz) ft. Dynas

"7 Day Cycle" - Waterr & Spanish Ran ft. M.A.V.

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"Disseshowedo" - Souls Of Mischief

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[motsaenggin]

Meet Frey.

Frey's left hand was shot off back when he was a street rat. He also underwent some gov't torture for a while until the new leader of said gov't decided he was hot and turned him into a lead merc, which gave him a lot of phat cash stacks. Now he uses that cash for being a prick. Fountain pen and brushpens on Post-It.

[fifihunterbakariafrocentric]

Curtis Payne Brown

Kevin John Hunter Greene MTG

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Courtesy of BARRAT okoth Obama cash card from broker brother keeper Kim pek phat trolling and Kevin John Hunter Greene MTG La

[mastercheeeks]

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