#PAST ME WAS A DUMBASS
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I postponed the writing of my thesis research proposal as many times as I could and here I am, one day before the deadline, EXHAUSTED and with no motivation whatsoever 🥹
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat
#hi remember when i thought i was in for a really bad bout of hsr fixation. lets see how thats going.. lets just check in and#oh . oh no. oh this was. this wasnt the plan. oh no#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#gill in pjs got to me ok. gill fighting in pjs got to me. the thought of gill sleeping in a barrel of water with pjs on got to me.#wheni tell you this fkn podcast is the only thing ive been thinking abt for the past few days dude what thef uck#theyre all so stupid they get up to so much bs its fkn great i lvoe the three of them so mcuh WHEHhghh >:'O#my art#i keep nearly forgetting that tag help???#ive slowly been getting used to drawing them jsut you wait til i feel good abt the designs n shit ok its gonna be epic or smth#oop s its 1am soon whoopsies ehehee but like ..... the dumbasses... theyre in my head..#there are so many stupid scenes i want to draw 😭😭😭😭😭#im sorry to. my friends. for jsut . yknow. and everyone really#i wasnt ready for this 😭 idk what happened i just started going through eps so quickly all of a sudden and ive gone through like 12 eps in#2-3 days and i feel absolutely insane and i think abt them so much. theyve taken up all my time help
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I don’t really give a shit about James Somerton, but apparently he claimed that he Did A Plagiarism because of a head injury he had as a kid + ADHD, so he would just copy and paste paragraphs and then forget to rewrite them.
And as someone who was ALSO hospitalized for a head injury as a child, and ALSO has ADHD (with one of my primary symptoms being memory loss), I feel uniquely qualified to fight him on this because I have never done a plagiarism.
#also how did he not notice the copy+pasted words when he was reading them out loud?#did he sincerely believe he wrote those himself?#I call bullshit#fight me James#james somerton#anyway fun fact before I got diagnosed with ADHD I had a meltdown because I thought the head trauma was why I was Like This#and my mom was like ‘oh sweetie you were Like This your entire life’#but I still like to say that I’m a dumbass because I dropped myself on the head as a child
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Just so we're perfectly clear, I'm not skipping DATV because "wHy arE tHEsE WOKE dEVs PuTTing TOP SURGERY SCARS in MYYYY FaNTAsy AHhhhHHHHH!!!" I'm skipping DATV because "Fuck Bioware for laying off their people without severance pay after getting what they needed from them, and fuck them for deciding to take away the choice-based carry-over narrative that has always been the PRIMARY DRAW of the Dragon Age franchise!"
Juuuuuust want to make sure that line is drawn.
#dragon age the veilguard#datv#da4 critical#bioware critical#just don't lump me in with the anti-woke dumbasses#i'm enby and would have loved a da game with that kind of inclusion#but that's not enough to get me to look past the other shit#bioware layoffs
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just wanna say that this was hilarious to draw guys#these two are such dumbasses#they do not like each other and yet they contradict themselves so much#Mayor does not like Macaque because of his traitorous past but they really do still he leaning against this monkey like a pillow#why? he is warm#that is their only excuse#and Macaque is like “lmao imagine being with this guy- could not be me”#and at the same time he LITERALLY has his tail around the Mayor#look at these two#leaning against each other- ITS GOING TO GO TO A POINT WHERE THESE TWO FAKE BEING A COUPLE FOR THOSE COUPLE DISCOUNTS ON VALENTINES#that would be Macaque's idea of course because he loves a good discount but he is lonely as fuck#and Mayor is just there for the ride because why not#these two would cause drama at IKEA on purpose#and do all of these other domestic romantic couple things and chalk it up to 'average homie behaviour'#this is actually just reminding me of casino cups devildice at this point if any of you understand this reference-
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made chicken salad sandwich for first time in my life. caucasian core
#when i work at the cancer hospital they sell em and i fuck with them heavy#and i realized. hey just make it yourself dumbass#not gonna lie stirring mayonnaise makes me want to vomit a bit but i got past that#im fine w mayo as an ingredient i just dont want to see it u dig
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gamers who still, to this day, get angry about the simple existence of black ppl (both real players/creators and characters in the games) in the gaming space are genuinely so fuckin awful and unbelievably annoying. it's 2024, either learn to change or die idk
#the twitter for you page is a curse I'll tell u that#im interested in pursuing some sort of gaming career but the fact that my existence as a black person could cause so much unneed discourse#it's fuckin tiring dude. im sick of these dumbass annoying ppl permentally stuck in the past#black people simply Existing in your precious lil video games isn't automatically 'political'#and even if it was 'political' why does that bother you? you exist in the world. ur gonna experience politics one way or another#this post is just me ranting about gamers lmao
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you can like slimecicle all you want but please do your research first, he claims he tipped off carson when in reality right after that situation died down, slimecicle proceeded to appear in carson’s videos again, he does not care about palestine, your telling me a 25 year old gets a marvel deal and DOESNT know they have contributed to the destruction in palestine? he is taking advantage of you all and to ignore is to comply
hey man, i generally consider myself someone who can enjoy things critically, and I really don't "defend" slimecicle that often. if you knew me you'd know I've talked about his palestine situation(s. because he's stupid and kept messing up for months) several times. + regularly (constructively) criticize his content and/or jrwi's content. im not stantwt im just autistic. and the carson situation was 4 years ago? he hasn't associated with the guy since he called the cops? can i like. Help you was there a reason for sending me this
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#hes not taking advantage of his audience dude hes just a dumbass sometimes and cant see past his privilege#which ive talked about. Several times before#when it was relevant to the situation at hand
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The pain of watching Attack of the Clones in order to see Obi-Wan with long hair, but also having to deal with Whiny Angsty Kinda Creepy Teenager Anakin
#out of every version of Anakin that’s the one I would punch 100% of the time#phantom menace ani is just cute if a bit annoying and I’d totally chill with him and ask questions about mechanics#revenge of the Sith Anakin is a dumbass and could use a punch too but mainly I feel sorry for him and want to get him court mandated therapy#clone wars tv show Anakin is my all time favorite I love how sassy he is and I very rarely want to throttle him (added bonus of Ahsoka)#hell even Vader was tolerable if only because he was cool as fuck and scary#but attack of the clones Anakin? it’s on SIGHT motherfucker#I can will and SHOULD deck him so hard he’s astral projected back to phantom menace#‘I hate sand its course it’s rough it’s irritating and it gets everywhere’ will literally pay you to stfu#I can’t even excuse him for his age honestly because that was only half the issue#MORE than half the issue#what an irritating and vaguely creepy little fucker#but for longhaired!daddy-wan I will tolerate him#(in actuality I am fast forwarding past any scene that doesn’t have Obi-Wan) I will tolerate him#star wars#attack of the clones#obi wan kenobi#hold up you’re actively telling me daddy-wan Kenobi ISNT a tag???#on the single thirstiest website in existence?????#what have we become
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ryuu...
#vibrato hurts#it was agonizing to watch him be treated like a dumbass for his accent#and told to tone it down + the beginnings of him playing into his sex appeal#anyways this might just be me being 1.) brown and 2.) raised by immigrants#but ryuus specific status as a 'foreigner' isn't something that's discussed really#qt least not from what ive seen#do you think his okinawan just gets slightly worse overtime#or how his voice defaults to not having any sort of accent after a while#in his child cards he has a darker skin tone than his current self#i know its a tan. but you think sometimes he looks at his past self and his current and thinks that#nobody would have any kind of visual clue he's okinawan anymore#i like to think that in the future when they're older and trigger the group isn't a thing anymore#he regains the tan
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Moon in fnaf: it's past your bedtime
Me: I know. Let me doomscroll.
#fnaf moon#fnaf#moon#“ItS pAsT yOuR bEd TiMe”#i say in a moking tone back#i have no regrets#for beimg#*being#a dumbass#dude ik#you cant stop me#i'll put you in a salad spinner#how will you like that hmmm#you tickle monster#get it#cause in his jumpscare#he tickles you#instead of grabing you#like every other animtronic#even sun grabs you#but moon just had to be different#so insted he tickles you#this was written at midnight btw
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Got a spectrum binder and yall. Yall I'm sorry for ever making fun of the getting stuck trying to take your binder off memes. I nearly died. My life was flashing before my eyes
#in other news it like. Actually gets me flat???#like genuinely even when I'm just wearing the binder and nothing else it looks like I just have defined pecs???#Holy shit???#local dumbass finds out that the £15 amazon binder he was using for the past two years is in fact Not Very Good. More at 7
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My fave thing about the WxS dynamic is that emu/rui/miku are always like tsukasaaaa it’s 3pm it’s time to make you do incredibly dangerous and life threatening stunts!!! & tsukasa is just like ok 😔 into the cannon I go 😔 while nene (arguably the most normal and sane person in WxS who could easily put a stop to this) is like yeah see you later idiot. Bye. (Not looking up from whatever game she’s playing)
#project sekai#i think tsukasa and nene should have mlm/wlw hostility. they’re friends nene just thinks he’s a dumbass.#kaito comes back to the sekai and everything is on fire. lives have been lost.#rui and emu planning some truly heinous things to put tsukasa through and nene is just like 😐👍🏻 sure#he’ll be fine & it’s like enrichment to him if you don’t launch your tsukasa out of a cannon once a week he has too much energy#and will start yelling at random passerbys that he’s gonna be a big star one day#rui 🤝 emu: torturing their good friend tenma tsukasa for funsies#i love the convos tsukasa has with them both where he’s like you want me to do WHAT (does it anyways) he’s so funny…#my favorite little group of clowns… the silliest geese…#i also think this is why kaito is the vocaloid most associated w WxS because they need a responsible person and that will not be miku.#in general their dynamic as a group fascinated me but like also their individual dynamics…#emu is the first person to try really hard to be nene’s friend. nene is teaching emu to sing.#tsukasa and rui being the weirdo wombo combo at their school and rui thinking tsukasa has star power#rui and nene being childhood friends who drifted apart & rui building the nene robot…#rui and emu being so so so attatched to wxs even if their friends want to move on & enabling each other’s insanity…#emu seeing tsukasa fail his audition and being like I Want That One :) and he grows to really respect and care abt her… ough I love them#nene and tsukasa getting past their beef and becoming friends…
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#so embarrassing story: i used the most crunchy ass reference pic cause i for the life of me could not find the high quality one#so i asked my friends if they had it#and turns out it's on the official twitter and my dumbass just scrolled past i am crying i was so embarrassed#anyway lmaoooo#frissl's artworks#han jisung#han skz#skz#stray kids#maxident#skz maxident#skz fanart#stray kids fanart#shoutout to ami who is my muse and a big enjoyer of this artwork in particular
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Well, today was absolutely rotten, but food does make me feel less like exploding from the stress and disappointment. I'm never gonna not be mad that self-maintenance actually, y'know, works.
But I can be mad and grateful at the same time. I'm complicated like that.
#my district manager is coming in tomorrow to help with an event and the store is being left to me --#a baby manager with three weeks of experience -- and the dumbass who was hired before me and SHOULD be better at this than i am and YET...#he's been doing SLIGHTLY better this past week than he has been but. jesus wept. he's barely competent.#and if he doesn't shape up i'm gonna ship him out myself#in a box. fold him up with the transfers. he's someone else's problem now.#but I'M the opening manager tomorrow so I'M probably the one who's gonna be working with the DM the most#and i am. so nervous. and maybe even kinda scared?#like. i don't wanna screw this up and let people down. but i know if i put too much pressure on myself i'm gonna collapse.#so i'm kinda wallking a tightrope here and that is also kinda stressing me out#because am i worrying the right amount of worry#which is BLATANTLY overthinking things and I Should Stop That and Go To Bed
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